Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Slugburger -- verb!

Huh. My fists can't do that.

We're learning so much.

Witchy-Witchy-Witchy Simone!

How am I supposed to make it to the...

♪ Fu-hoo-hood fest ♪

restaurateurs conference

if I can't trust y'all

to keep my baby in one piece?!

I'm real sorry, Mr. Spoony.

I know my way around a few Magiswords,

but teachin', I'm new to.

Now, how can I get y'all learn-ed

about these Magiswords quickly, but safely?

♪ Ding ♪

I almost forgot --

we got those official mighty magisword trainers

from that day you hired them as kitchen staff.

Yeah, Warriors for Hire?

Get your sweet toots down here, toots sweet!

My trainees need some training.

Prohyas: We're on our way!

[ Chomps ]

We made it!

Vambre: Why not start the training

with a demonstration?

Announcer: Walk the Plank Magisword!

Brick Magisword!

Super teamwork combo -- Super teamwork combo --

spackle attackle! spackle attackle!

[ Zapping ]

All: Ooh!

Warriors!

I'm headin' out,

so you two are in charge during training.

Witchy: In charge?!

But I'm the manager!

Today all you managed was damage.

This fat pay out is yours

if the crew is fully trained by the time I get back.

♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪

Get ready to be wowed

by the awesome might of Magiswords!

After we run through some basics.

Um, basics?

Announcer: Soon...

Before you even touch a Magisword,

you must be aware of the three keys

to controlling one.

The first is being aware of your emotions.

To help us get in touch with our vibes,

I'm awarding a gold star

to anyone who's willing to share their feelings.

I'm feeling...

that kind of hungry when you're not hungry,

but, you know, you could eat.

Boop! [ Chuckles ]

I'm feelin' undermined, betrayed, and resentful.

Ey-boop!

Hey, uh, Scarriet?

Feelings?

Feelings, Scarriet?

[ Sighs ]

I'm feeling like we're losing their interest.

No.

No.

No!

Look, I'm...

I'm just going to...

Announcer: Bite Beast Magisword!

[ Laughing ]

All right, my lad, just head around the back

and call Prohyas on my MagiMobile.

First, the melted cheese,

Onion...

Tomato.

Lettuce.

And...

[ MagiMobile rings ] [ Gasps ]

Yello?

Sorry. I think we have a bad connection.

You sound like a maniacal, slobbering monster.

Okay, that should keep him busy for a while.

Let's have some real Magisword fun!

Let me show you the amazing fast, fun way

to prep with...

Announcer: Flipmode Magisword!

All: Ooh!

Shoot your ingredients towards me,

and this impressive sword will do the rest!

Magiswords ready?

So...this is okay?

Training wheels off?

Of course, Ducky! Fire!

[ Clanging, scraping ]

Hyah!

Whoa!

Whee.

[ Zapping ]

[ Laughter ]

That language was not appropriate for children.

[ Rings ]

Oh! It's Spoony! Boop!

How's the trainin' going? Smooth sailin'.

In fact, uh, as sailin' goes,

some of the smoothest I have experienced.

Not like -- not like smooth peanut butter,

but it's more smooth like, um...

Steady as she goes, Mr. Spoony!

Have a great conference! Boop!

Why'd ya--

[ Nervous chuckling ]

Just a bit of levity for morale.

[ Chuckles ]

Yes, well...

Look, I know the basics can be a little tedious,

but what have we learned?

All: Uh...

We learned that if you don't learn the basics first,

bad stuff can happen!

All: Oh.

Yes, Prohyas.

Good. Fuss.

Announcer: Soon...

To wield a Magisword,

you must know it top to bottom.

♪ Yon pommel pummels vicious foes ♪

♪ Giving noggins bashing blows ♪

♪ Hither here be grippy hilt ♪

♪ To grab thine sword, it's why it's built ♪

♪ Voila, avast, this be a guard ♪

♪ Protect thine hands from any, uh, harm ♪

It's a slant rhyme.

♪ The blade-- ♪

We get it, explanations Jones!

I know you know the basics, Simone.

So perhaps you can help me demonstrate

with Bunch of Little Holes Magisword?

Power!

And now, class,

I'm just gonna give Simone a gentle toss of slug meat,

and it should go through the Magisword

as finished patties.

[ Chuckling ]

Eh, close.

But, remember, be precise and wield with pride,

and meat will be on the right side.

[ Chuckling ]

Announcer: Bite Beast Magisword.

You know what to do.

[ Chuckles ]

[ MagiMobile rings ]

Ahoy-hoy.

Is this the same fella as before?

'Cause if it is,

there's only like a 60% chance I'll pick up next time.

Vambre: Now to show you the cooler,

and therefore, better way!

Announcer: Fight Wig Magisword!

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

Meat Grinder Magisword!

♪♪

All: Ooh!

Give it a go, boss lady!

[ Grunts ]

Signs of life!

Okay, you know what? Make that 55%.

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Groans ]

Ow.

Ow.

The basics!

Basics!

Announcer: Soon...

Prohyas: Now that we're outside,

we won't destroy the restaurant.

For our final step,

I will let Vambre -- borrow! -- Excaliburger

while I show you how to use the Paper Bag Magisword.

Now, Vambre, please launch one propeller burger.

Scarriet, concentrate, take aim, and bam!

You'll have it in the bag!

Carefully aim your Magisword and shoot!

Okay, Simone. [ Rings ]

What?! Are you kidding?!

The same guy?! Okay, that's it!

I'm gonna tell this creep

how much I'm not answering his call next time!

Keep target practice going, okay?

One burger at a time -- basics!

One.

One.

One.

One?

♪♪

One!

One!

One!

One, one, one,

one, one, one,

one, one, one one, one, one!

Hey, Vambre!

Since I'm manager of this establishment,

I think it would behoove youse

to do a super teamwork combo with me

on account of those are wicked cool.

I dare say you're right, miss manager.

The amazing combo thing you used to fix the place?

We're gonna learn that?

You need two different Magiswords.

I'll use Excaliburger, and Simone can use...

this one. Ooh!

I'm glad this is the responsible thing to do!

Announcer: Needlessly Complicated Magisword!

Excaliburger Magisword!

Super teamwork combo! Super teamwork combo!

Swordy combo thing!

Now I'm in this, too.

Vambre: No, wait!

♪♪

[ Roars ]

[ Roaring ]

Prohyas: I believe this is yours,

and I believe this is also yours.

[ Grunts ] Hmm.

Where...is...Slugburger?!

I just wanted to do a combo to speed up the training.

[ Crying ] But it went all pear-shaped

and Slugburger is a giant destructive robot!

Oh, dear sister.

Pat, pat.

The basics must be learned!

Or else the big stuff

is too much for a newbie to handle.

Otherwise the damage done will just escalate and escalate

until you reach rock bottom!

And while this is entertaining,

it get's all messed up and you make a Kaiju, probably.

This is best speech.

Now, let's go to save the kingdom

from our own negligence!

[ Roaring ] [ All screaming ]

Of course there's a monster.

Why wouldn't there be a monster?

[ Roaring ]

Darned modern marketing!

In my day, all we needed was a billboard!

Oh, yeah, just like that.

[ Roars ]

Fud: All y'all entrepreneurs out there,

you need to think about what the next big thing is

for your bweezness.

Never look back.

Just keep looking forward, y'all!

"Never look back. Keep looking forward."

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

Rodeo Magisword!

All right, sis, what's the plan?

The first thing we should do is--

[ Screams ]

Both: Whoa, Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Oof!

[ Roars ]

What are we gonna do?!

So I have some paid time off

owed to me, so...

Yeah, can I take a sick day off today, boss lady?

Boss lady? Boss lady?!

Ya dang tootin' I'm your boss lady!

Now listen up!

Scarriet, keep ya cool

and shoot some onion slices

into the Kaijuburger's eyes!

You're the boss, Boss.

[ Roaring ]

[ Sobbing ]

[ Groaning ]

Noel, throw tomato slices at its feet.

Ma'am, yes, ma'am!

[ Roars ]

[ Screams ] Ow!

Fud: Say it with me, y'all.

"Keep looking forward."

All: Keep looking forward.

Concentrate, take aim, and bam!

Then you'll have it in da' bag!

[ Growling ]

Give me some goopy cheese right there!

All: Whoa! [ Screaming ]

Old Man Oldman: ♪ Popcorn, popcorn ♪

♪ It's yellow, it's warm ♪

Dang. Now I want some popcorn.

All: Whoa!

Witchy: And perfect!

[ Munching ]

[ Gulps ] Ah!

Awesome.

[ Groaning ]

Be precise and wield with pride

and the meat will be on the right side.

Hup!

Order up!

[ Grunting ]

Rah!

Both: Oof! Now!

Announcer: Selective Memory Magisword!

Monster Suit Magisword!

Super teamwork combo -- Super teamwork combo --

un-monsterize! un-monsterize!

[ Zaps ]

Noel: Yeah! The restaurant's back to normal!

Just in time for the dinner rush.

Way to manage, Witchy Simone!

Thanks to the basic training we got from you!

[ Groans ]

I can finally see why you guys like these so much.

I'm gonna cook with them all the time.

♪ Hoo, hoo ♪

Look at this line of customers!

I'm gonna assume everything went perfectly and...

give you this big bag of jemms!

And now to introduce you

to my new food item of the future!

Popcorn!

All: Ooh!

I told you billboards work!

Agh -- my heart!

♪♪

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[ Upbeat music plays ]