Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire headquarters!

Buongiorno!

Both: It's the Wet Noodle Magisword!

Man, this thing sure was expensive!

[ Coughs ]

Both: Huh? Our landlord, Mr. Pachydermus?!

Ugh!

As it turns out, you're quite late on rent.

Oh, dear! Oh, dear!

If you can't get me this rent in full, and soon,

I'll have to rent this building

to Proheeus and Vambray.

And nobody wants that.

Maybe you can give us an extension?

[ Groans ]

Perhaps we should consider some outside help.

What if we hired an agent?

An agent?

An agent is someone whose job it is

to find work for us to do

for the price of a small percentage

of the money we earn.

You're beautiful, shnooky baby.

You're gonna be big. Big, big, big, big,

big, big, big!

Well, then, let's go get us an agent!

Hey!

It's your old pal Debizz!

Were you eavesdropping at our door?

I heard you guyses was looking for an agent!

Last time we dealt with you,

you were a villainous figure.

Why should we trust you now?

If there's one thing Debizz understands,

it's debusiness!

The flames behind you are a concern.

Oh, those?

Uh, the flames are there

because the talent here is hot, hot, hot!

Debizz is kind of cramping my crumpet, Prohyas.

But what choice have we?!

If we lose our home,

where will we keep our wet noodles?

And also our us?

My pens are futuristic!

It's a sure sign that I can make you guys famous.

[ Minor chord strikes ]

See, that's the talent again.

Announcer: Soon...

Debizz: As my first act as your agent,

I've arranged this public promotional event

here at Mount Ma'al

to build up your public visibility.

Well, there's certainly a crowd, somehow.

I'm telling you, I'm a promotional genius!

Hey, why does your track suit say "Sassy"

and mine says "salad"?

Hey, everyone loves salad!

Now, if you want to get this crowd I attracted

interested in youse,

do something cool!

"Do something cool"?

Vambre? Your legs --

they're covered!

[ Screams ]

Announcer: Sharkblade Magisword!

Ah! Much breezier!

Good, good! Now you, the boy one --

you do something cool like that.

Announcer: Excaliburger Magisword!

[ Gulps ]

Ta-da!

Huh!? Huh!?

Look alive!

Your adoring fans want you to write things

on pictures of ya faces!

Like some kind of automatic graph!

Enjoy your newly-valuable paper, my lovelies.

Help me!

Announcer: The next day...

We're not gonna be able to give Mr. Pachydermus rent

sitting around here.

She's right, you know.

Gah! Oh!

As my next act as your agent,

I've booked you guys

for a couple of commercial spots!

When I've had a long day out in the field,

busting baddies and collecting jemms,

my hair is the first thing to go.

I have a little secret... Man: [ Whispering ] Secret...

...that gets me through the day.

Warrior's Secret... Warrior's Secret.

Warrior's Secret Shampoo System.

Available directly

from a Debizz's shady storage unit near you.

Man: [ Whispering ] Warrior's Secret.

Oof! Dirt.

It's dry.

You can put things into it.

Stuff might grow.

And if you get it wet, it becomes mud.

Dirt.

From the makers of sand.

Announcer: The next next day...

[ Sighs ]

Say, Prohyas,

remember when we used to actually adventure,

instead of standing around doing not adventure?

I'm having a looking good adventure.

Debizz: Hey, girl warrior, the sponsor is getting antsy

and wants you to wear this on your back

while you sign. [ Grunts ]

It's good for the branding stuff.

[ Growls ]

This is not adventure!

Come with me

before the Warrior name is meaningless!

Look, you wanted us to work more,

and now we're working every day.

We're gonna be raking in a lot more than rent money.

I'll make it all on my ownsies!

You'll see! Ha ha -- you'll all see!

Don't sweat it, the boy one. We don't need her.

My name's Prohyas, sir. Whatever, the boy one.

Announcer: Soon at the Warriors' parents' broccoli farm!

It's a lot of apostrophes.

Mommy, Daddy!

I'm very sad about this!

Come now, Vambre, I'm sure he just needs time.

Oh, he'll get sick of the lush life

and you'll be going on adventures again before you--

Shh!

Don't try to comfort me!

I guess now that I'm all alone,

I'll just have to fail alone, too.

Or, sweetie numbs, you can succeed alone!

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Crowd cheering ]

[ Camera shutters clicking ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

What?! The girl one made the cover!

Prohyas, get your keister over here!

Both: Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

Ow, my keister!

Hey, Mr. Debizz,

am I gonna get paid for all this at some point?

If I don't pay Mr. Pachydermus soon,

I'm gonna lose Warrior for Hire headquarters!

He's right, you know? Agh!

Doh!

Hmm, hmm, hmm!

Look at this mess!

Hmm!

Vambre made the cover of Mercenaries Monthly

all by herself!

Bah! This is just proof

that I've been going too soft on youse!

But don't worry.

Your agent has a plan to make you go viral.

Oh, yeah, your Galactonian building cubes.

So we're gonna make a little viral video!

And we're gonna make sure

you're more popular than "Amber Warrior,"

or whatever.

I'm not on board with any of that.

Feast your peepers on the latest

in Galactonian danger technology!

Actual action!

How I've missed you.

Though I am kind of surprised

there's no giant monster to fight.

[ Monster roars ]

That there's the main event --

a genuine Galactonian grey griffin!

[ Roars ]

She's hungry!?

Debizz, have you been starving this poor behemoth?

What, you're supposed to feed monsters?!

You're the monster!

I'm sorry,

but I just can't fight something this big --

or hungry -- without my sister.

What the crud, boy one?!

You'll be fine!

I'm great with animules!

What did I do?! What'd I do?!

[ Screams ]

[ Laughs ]

Prohyas, you gotta get me out of here!

Well, I could save you but, uh...

I don't think that's covered in our contract.

Looks like you'll have to renegotiate.

What?! What do you want?!

Well, I was thinking...

you could pay my rent

and then shred my contract!

What!? There's no way I'm gonna--

Okay, okay! Sweet!

And, might I add, exemplary!

[ Gasps ] It's Vambre Warrior

from the cover of this month's Mercenaries Monthly!

I -- yay, it's my sister!

And I have missed you!

I've missed you, too!

And there's nothing better

than adventuring with my big sis!

And it just hasn't been the same

without you, dear brother.

Enough with the emotional through-line!

Save me from getting digestipated!

Well, that sounds like our cue!

Both: Ha!

Let go of that guy that will eventually pay me!

Hyugh!

[ Grunts ]

Is that all you got?!

Hyah!

I'm free!

[ Chomps ]

That's my sister!

Whee!

Announcer: Basketball Magisword!

[ Grunting ]

Blugh!

I'm definitely free this time!

Stop eating Debizz!

Hup!

Although, if you must...

Announcer: Cayenne Pepper Magisword!

Why not spice it up a little?!

Eh. Aha!

[ Roaring ]

Ah...Ah...

Ah-choo!

Announcer: Pancake Magisword!

[ Weakly ] Signs of life!

Look at her!

She doesn't want to maim anyone!

But where can we send the dear girl

where there's enough food?

Hmm. Hmm.

The farm! The farm!

Announcer: Wet Noodle Magisword!

Slingshot Magisword!

Super teamwork combo! Super teamwork combo!

Stringy spaghetti sling! Stringy spaghetti sling!

[ Traditional Italian music plays ]

And go! And go!

Bye-bye, birdy!

[ Screeches ]

[ Chomping ]

Norman: Oh, Vambre,

I went ahead and got your cape dry cleaned!

I hope-- Kablammica!

I think it'll all work out!

I concur!

I want to thank you guys for saving my tuckus.

That's his indoor voice, isn't it?

Uh-huh.

The days of my representing you dogs is kaputski.

Good luck getting an agent

as honest and as loving as I!

Here's your rent monies,

you awful, awful sword children.

Ah! Ah!

You really could have had it all.

So guess what?

I'm gonna make these kids famous!

Jealous much?

Nope! Nope!

[ Groans ]

Nobody wants this.

Announcer: Soon...

Rent money get!

Let's just make sure

you've got every slent.

[ Trumpets ]

What is this?

Oh.

It's Galactonian money.

Are you telling me

I have to go all the way to Galacton

and exchange these into the correct currency --

on a weekend?!

Um...yes?

Oh!

[ Chuckles ]

Well then, as much as I would like

to continue this little conversation,

I need to go to my screaming hut.

[ Chuckles ]

Um... Um...

[ Humming ]

[ Screaming ]

♪♪

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