Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Promising!

Hmm. Now, which one of you babies

is coming with me for tonight's mission?

This one is silly. But this one is goofy.

Silly? Goofy? Why not both?

[ Squeals ] Today's the day!

Today's the day!

I can't wait to finally get my hands on it!

Boy, Vambre, you sure are excited for tonight.

And how could I not be?

The new Veronica Victorious novel release is today!

Mm, it's going to be a literary bonanza!

Banana? You see, I thought you were excited

for our mission tonight --

to touch the Ghost Axe of the deepest, darkest woods.

Remember? The ghastly Ghost Axe

can only be touched once every hundred years

by only the worthiest of warriors.

♪ Ah ♪

We're a shoe-in to become Ghost Axe champions!

Oh, pigglewisps. I forgot about the ax.

But no matter. There's still plenty of time to get both.

I shall return with my book posthaste.

I pinky-winky promise.

Vambre, you forgot to pick me up from tap-dance practice.

I had to walk in the mud.

We made a pinky-winky promise, and you broke it!

What's more important than keeping promises?

[ Thinking ] Don't say, "Veronica Victorious."

Don't say, "Veronica Victorious."

Veronica Victorious?

Och!

Pinky-winky promise, huh?

A regrettable fluke. But don't you worry.

Pat, pat. I won't get distracted again.

I promise. Swoosh!

Well, I'm convinced. [ Giggles ]

This one's silly and goofy.

Announcer: Soon, at Mount Ma'all!

At the Printed Page, which is inside Mount Ma'all!

Greetings, Noville! I've come to procure my copy

of "Veronica Victorious and the Time Stealers"!

Can't stop reading. Can't stop reading. Can't stop reading!

Vambre: Um, Noville? Hello?

Och. Fine, then.

Announcer: Microphone Magisword!

Noville, I'm here to get my book!

[ Blubbers ]

Oh. Sorry, Vambre. I've been a little distracted.

The new Veronica Victorious novel

is the most engrossing one yet.

I can barely tear myself away from it.

-Mm! -[ Growls ]

-Ahem. -[ Gasps ]

Oh, yeah. That's why you're here.

[ Squeals ] Thanks, Noville!

You're welcome! And cute.

Wait, did she pay for that?

[ Laughs ] First mission accomplished.

Now, to head home and get ready

to procure that ghosty ax with Prohyas.

Veronica: Psst. Vambre...

Heh? Hmm?

[ Singsong voice ] Over here.

Huh?

No, no, no, down here, love.

[ Chuckling ] Come on, Vambre.

Don't you want to see how I cleverly solve this mystery?

You know you want to.

No, I won't read you till later.

And nothing shall change my mind.

Merchant: Hot tea. Hot tea.

Can't read a good book without hot tea.

I suppose I have time for one chapter.

See? I am perfectly capable of self-control.

Oh, Veronica. You scamp.

[ Slurps ]

[ Gagging ]

Officer Morris: Attention, shoppers.

My Mount Ma'all is now closing.

Eek!

♪♪

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

Stop right there.

Excuse me. I seen to have locked myself inside --

Seems to me old Officer Morris

has got a burglar on his hands.

Gloves to hide fingerprints.

A bag full of burglaring tools. No pants!

Vambre: I hate pants.

I'm going to have to take you in.

Oh, no, no, no, Officer, you've got it all wrong.

I just got wrapped up in reading my new book.

And did you pay for that?

Uh, well...

I'm writing you up for shoplifting literature,

breaking and entering, and somehow putting a book away

while wearing handcuffs.

Now, let's start with your name, Miss...

Announcer: Perfume Magisword!

Okay, Miss Per--

How many "U"s are in Perfume Magisword?

Hey!

♪♪

Boop, boop, boop, boop, bop, beep, beep.

[ Whimpering ]

And now Vambre and Prohyas will touch the axe.

[ Cellphone rings ] Talk to me.

Prohyas, I got locked in Mount Ma'all,

and a crooked cop is trying to throw me in jail.

You simply must get me out.

You just had to read that book, didn't you?

Never mind that!

Just get Legendary Hyperspace Magisword

and get me out of here!

Oh, oh, oh, Legendary Hyperspace Ma--

Yeah, I kind of loaned that one to Witchy Simone.

Well, can't you call her?

She took it to the Cave of No Reception.

Oh, man. I gotta tell Prohyas and Vambre about this place.

No bars? What's the big idea?!

Sigh. Just get down here.

If these cameras catch me trying to break out,

I'm going to be in big trouble with the actual police.

Roger, doger, doodily-do. I'm-a get you out,

and I'm-a do it all quiet-like.

[ Whispering ] On my way.

♪♪

Wait. If all the stores are unattended,

then that must mean...

♪♪

Ugh.

[ Birds singing ]

[ Scoffs ]

[ Poink! ]

[ Giggling ]

[ Poink! ]

[ Poink! ]

♪♪

[ Slurping ]

No, no, no.

[ Slurping, chair vibrating ]

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

[ Dopey giggling ]

Hey, Vambre! I made it!

Prohyas, what took you so long?

I'm sorry. I tried a new Magisword to get here.

Announcer: Bus Stop Magisword!

♪♪

But don't worry, I'll get you out.

Announcer: Cheese Magisword!

Come and get it!

[ Giggles ] Squeak-squeaks.

Yes. Now, do my bidding

and burrow through the door.

Aah!

Announcer: Mouse Trap Magisword!

[ Clears throat ] Hot Oil Magisword!

Okay, Vambre, just slide yourself under the door.

I cannot, Prohyas. There's no gap.

Cardboard Replica Magisword!

See? You can do it.

Still going to need a bit more of a gap, Prohyas.

Running out of op-ti-ons.

Retractable Ladder Magisword.

How about now?

Still not enough, Prohyas.

Hmm.

Hmm. Okay. Uh, hold on, Vams.

I'm going to go back for more swords.

[ Screaming ]

-Prohyas, wait! -There you are.

I still got a lot of paperwork to file on you.

Now, then, what is your address?

Look over there! It's my criminal accomplice!

Show yourself, coward! State your name and address.

Wh-Where's the accomplice?

Lying to an officer? That's going on the list,

Miss Perfume Magisword.

As long as I don't draw attention, I can just --

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

♪♪

All right, inmate, get cozy,

because you're not going anywhere

without your little tool bag.

[ Cellphone rings ] Prohyas: Hey, Vambre?

What Magiswords are good for illegally breaking into a mall?

I mean, I know we can avoid that big, doopy guard

easy enough, but, um --

Hey, Vambre?

Hey, Vambre.

Hey, Vambre?

At least I still have you, Veronica.

Hey. Is that the latest Veronica Victorious novel?

-Yes, it is. -Can I read it when your done?

Hold it. I want to read that book.

I asked first.

Pirates don't ask, they take.

Well, then, I take you down!

Just try it, buddy.

Oh, yeah?

Both: Fighting noise, fighting noise, fighting noise.

Five letter word for disagreement.

Huh? Hey!

♪♪

What?

You're not getting out of here unless you go through me.

Yes, that sounds about right.

♪♪

Aha. I'm adding that to the li--

That book is mine!

[ Witch cackles ]

[ Horse neighs ]

♪♪

Ribbit, ribbit.

Hey!

You there. Toy.

Who threw that?

Stop that roughhousing!

♪♪

Announcer: Hook Magisword!

♪♪

-Aha! -[ Growls ]

Okay. I'm coming.

Prohyas, how much time?

Well, we'll make it if we hurry.

Let's go.

What in the --

[ Squeals ]

Chainsaw Magisword!

[ Whimpering ]

Ding.

Announcer: Bus Stop Magisword!

What are you doing, Prohyas?

Wait for it.

Prohyas, he's getting close.

Wait for it.

Prohyas, do something!

And now!

Officer Morris: You're under arrest, a bus.

Announcer: Incredibly soon, in the deepest, darkest woods!

-We made it! -I told you I'd keep my promise.

And now we're the first people in 100 years

to touch the Ghost Axe.

Oh, hey, are you two here to take me out of this rock thing

and take me home? Gee, that's absolutely swell.

Do I get to live in your living room?

Can I tell you all my stories of being in this rock?

Do you like singing? I'm an excellent singer.

Hey. Hey.

Where are you going? Aw, gee whiz,

why does this always happen every hundred years?

♪♪

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