Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At the Warrior family farm, ahh, another busy morning.

Norman Warrior is milking the broccoli cows.

[ Moos ]

Prohyas and Vambre Warrior are having a hearty breakfast.

And the broccoli crops are being picked by a new farm employee --

Danelda, with her Levitation Magisword.

Ah, just another 9,000 broccoli stalks to go.

Huh?

What in the...

[ Grunting ]

[ Spits ]

Hot broccoli nuggets!

-Chew, chew, chew. -Savor.

Hey, kids, don't forget to wash that down

with some warm broccoli milk!

It's fresh!

[ Chuckles nervously ]

Tempting, Papa, but I believe we shall pass.

Are you sure?

'Cause, you know, it'll help you grow up big and strong!

Just like your old man. [ Crash ]

Norman! Both: Danelda!

Everyone's favorite new character!

[ Toilet flushes ] Huh?

-Norman! -Mm-hmm?

I don't want to make you panic, sir,

but it seems like all the broccoli is being stolen.

[ Spitting ]

[ Spits lightly ]

Holy lack o' brocc-o-li!

Aah!

Today is broccoli collection day!

The crops are due to the distributor!

If that collection horse comes and there's no broccoli,

he'll -- [ Gasps ]

Signs of life.

[ Groans ] Norman out.

I shall solve the case of the disappearing broccoli.

Dang, she means bweez-ness!

Ding! If we join Danelda on this broccoli quest,

not only can we help save Papa, but...

We can show Danelda how the Warriors get things done!

We have decided to assist you.

Let's nab the broccoli thief together.

I don't know, guys.

I'm not really into being in...teams.

[ Both whimpering ]

But if you want to watch me work, I suppose that'd be okay.

-Yay! -Yay!

This is going to be so much fun!

That right there is absolutely terrifying.

So, whatever took the broccoli must be burrowing underground.

Announcer: Basketball Magisword!

Prohyas, I don't think we should be --

Prohyas: Best two out of three?

Oh, it is most certainly on!

[ Laughing ]

Ahem. Guys?

Our bodies are supposed to go down the holes.

Prohyas: Danelda! Catch!

Whoa! Eee!

[ Both gasp ] She didn't --

Mm, she didn't catch.

Let us follow her!

Slam! Duuuuuuunk!

Hmm, this trail probably leads right to the broccoli thief.

[ Maniacal laughter ]

Say, Prohyas, have you a good Magisword

for breaking our fall?

Announcer: Stuffed Animal Magisword!

Eh, I'm sure they'll catch up to me in seconds flat.

Danelda? Where you be?

Ugh. There you be.

Announcer: Plunger Magisword!

What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

There ya go, buddy!

I'm just so good at this.

[ Muffled grunting ]

[ Muffled grunt ] [ Boing! ]

Both: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

[ Whining ] Danelda! Stop it!

Please join us on our frivolous adventure shenanigans.

Enough with this inefficient sword-foolery!

We have a Norman to save!

Oh, yeah.

All right, Norman. [ Gulps ]

You're gonna be fine when that delivery horse gets here.

You're gonna stand up to him,

and you're gonna say, "Hey, there, guy --"

[ Screams ]

Where's my broccoli, Norman?

It's -- I -- Oh, no!

So, of course, this broccoli trail leads to

[Gasps] a dead end with a single piece of broccoli?

Fear not, Danelda!

Detective Vambre is on the case!

What? But -- What is this?

I-I can't work with this.

Announcer: Magnifying Glass Magisword!

Vambre: By Jove! A thumbprint!

Uh, Earth to Detective Doofus!

I'm so happy you're contributing to the fun.

That's obviously your thumbprint!

My word, she's right.

Could I have been the culprit this whole time?!

♪ Dun, dun, duuun ♪

[ Both giggling ]

Also, that's my thumbprint!

You're wearing gloves.

You're right.

[ Giggling continues ]

Laugh with us, won't you, Danelda?

It's funny.

[ Grunts ]

Huh? So that's what's nabbing the broccoli!

Under -- Both: Hands!

-Huh? -Huh?

[ Knuckles crack, grunting ]

Finally, some sword-to-hand combat.

Both: Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!

All right, you under-twerps!

Behold the intimidating power of...

Announcer: Monobrow Magisword!

[ Both growling ]

Will you guys get goal-oriented already?

Hyah!

Take -- See?

Prohyas: Reading ya loud and clear!

Announcer: Missing Sock Magisword!

Look! I lowered his attack power and made him doopier-looking!

How is this effective?

Om, nom, nom, nom, nom!

Poo!

Now, wouldn't that have been worse without the socks?

[ Growling ]

Vambre: Shoot!

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

Vambre! Reschedule your playdate!

[ Grunting ]

♪♪

Hyah!

Announcer: Springtime Magisword!

Hee-hee! Flow-flow!

♪♪

Hmm?

Enough!

Do you two have any idea

how ridiculous and inefficient you're being?

Shouldn't you hurry this along for your father's sake?!

[ Laughing evilly ]

[ Squish! ]

The fruit represents me!

We just wanted to have a good time solving the case with you.

You know!

Fuuuun!

No! No!

You so-called Warriors

are getting in the way of my progress.

I don't want fun.

I want results.

And I'm gonna get results solo.

♪♪

[ Both whimper ]

Well, if Miss Danelda

doesn't wish to have a good time with us,

that's her prerogative, I suppose.

You and I, dear brother,

will have fun on our own, as we always do.

Rabbit or no rabbit.

Savvy, laddy-o?

♪♪

Ugh! Now I can get this over with.

Uh...

Whoo-hoo!

Get along, little digits! [ Whinnies ]

That's no way to accomplish anything.

Ohhh!

[ Both giggling ]

Guys! A little help, s'il-vous-please?

Witchy...'splain.

I mighta used too much paprika in a broccoli-summoning spell.

I just wanted to make a broccoli omelet.

Is that so wrong?

Do you maybe have a potion you could get out with?

I might have one of thems in my pocket.

[ Poof! ]

I got this, guys.

Try not to get in the way.

-Come on, have some fun. -Fun. Wanna have some fun?

[ Groans ] Where was I?

♪♪

Huh?

[ Growling ]

We needn't let her stop us from helping.

Announcer: Luchador-r-r-r-r Magisword!

iEl zap!

♪♪

[ Groans ] More costumes?

♪♪

Announcer: Muscly Arm Magisword!

♪♪

Hmm.

Announcer: Opposable Thumb Magisword!

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

[ Both giggling ]

[ Both giggling ]

Can I join in, too?

Both: Ahhh! For real?!

For real.

Look, I used to be in a team, and it was so much fun,

but it ended almost nightmarishly poorly.

You know what, guys?

I need to stop associating fun and teams with bad stuff.

Prohyas: Heal with us, lil' bunny!

Ohh! Ohh!

Okay, yes. [ Chuckles ]

Ready to collaborate.

Not so much ready for hugs.

Announcer: Luchador-r-r-r Magisword!

Walk the Plank Magisword!

Levitation Magisword!

Together: Ultra Super Teamwork Combo!

Stages of Healing!

♪♪

[ All growl ]

Announcer: La Coneja hops into battle!

Huh?

[ Grunting ]

Nope! [ Glass shatters ]

Nope! [ Glass shatters ]

[ Poof! ]

Get ready for a big honkin' brawl, folks!

[ Bell dings ]

Announcer: Pogo Stick Magisword!

[ Boing! ]

♪♪

The flyin' facepalm!

[ Grunts ]

♪♪

Announcer: Sticky Note Magisword!

One, two, three!

'Tis an honor to tag you, Miss Danelda.

♪♪

And stay down!

-[ Grumbles ] -5, 7, 10!

You're outta there!

[ Roars ]

♪♪

[ Giggling ]

♪♪

[ Gulps ]

[ Laughter ]

Oh, man, was that ever fun!

[ Laughing maniacally ]

Am I that scary when I do that?

[ Laughing continues ]

And the winners are Vambre, Prohyas, and this goobus.

And to my beloved wife, Kablammica,

I bequeath my entire supply of broccoli.

Oh, wait.

[ Crying ]

[ Grumbles ]

Hooray! The farm is saved!

And so am I!

[ Fanfare plays ]

Thanks again for turning my mundane mission

into a total blast.

Danelda, the pleasure was all ours.

-Eee! -Eee!

This calls for a celebration!

Broccoli milk for everyone!

Ohh! Signs of life.

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