Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect or find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: In the Barren Faceland! Arid!

At last, brother, a day's vacation for luxuriation.

I am so ready for all the hot tubs

and the tasty horse-dovers and face massages.

And the best resort for all of that is the Lyvsherian Dells,

located conveniently behind this mountainous region.

[ Sheep bleating ]

Wha...

♪ Goat ♪

[ Gasps ]

Right. Let's go.

Va-a-a-a-mbre.

Va-a-a-a-a-a-mbre.

Va-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-mbre.

-Yes? -What -- What is that?

Oh, that. 'Tis just a common mountain goat,

plentiful in these hills.

Sis, every part of me needs to travel to the Lyvsherian Dells

atop that adorable goat.

[ Gulps, belches ]

Prohyas, we are about to do several of your favorite things

traveling via Magiswords. Your very favorite things.

Thus, I counter-propose --

Goat.

Och.

[ Inhales deeply ]

Hmm.

It's your vacation. Do as you please.

I shall press on to the resort, and you can meet me there.

-Savvy? -Yeah. Put a dress on the fort,

-and your hair's flabby. -Close enough for jazz.

Toodles!

Whoo-hoo!

♪♪

[ Bleats ]

Oh, yes. I will ride that --

[ Goat bleats ]

I will ride that...

Announcer: Goat!

[ Grunting ]

Looming Loom Magisword.

Whicker Snapper Magisword.

[ Chomping ]

Goat!

[ Thud ]

[ Chuckles ] Okay.

Guess I spooked the little fuzz-dude,

but I bet I know how to ease his steez.

♪♪

Announcer: Soothing Brush Magisword!

[ Animal purring ] I didn't know goats could purr.

Hey!

[ Lion growling ]

Aah! No!

I need some of those body parts!

Future use! Aah!

Goat!

[ Bleats ]

[ Cellphone rings ]

Prohyas, I -- Oh. Yeesh. You all right?

-Goat. -Splendid.

Oh, the resort is giving away free Pamper Pets Magiswords,

and at the gift shop, I got a t-shirt and some cheese curds

and this Piggy Pie Jones puppet head on a stick.

"Come along, Prohyas.

Head on over and join your sister.

They've got lots of water-propelled slides."

I will gladly join you as soon as I ride that goat.

"Uh, yes. That's a really dumb idea.

You should just come over here now. Bye!"

Fuss.

[ Goat bleats ]

Announcer: Panda Chute Magisword.

♪♪

-Goat! -[ Bleats ]

[ Yodels ] ♪ He's got a comfy, fuzzy coat ♪

♪ Hear him bleat from his beardy throat ♪

♪ This is a fact that you can quote ♪

♪ I want to ride a goat-e-loat-e-loat ♪

♪ Goat-e-loat-e-lote-el-aty hoo! ♪

♪ I am a load he can easily tote ♪

♪ Over the hilltops I will float ♪

♪ When I am done, I will proudly gloat ♪

♪ I got to ride a goat-e-loat-e-loat ♪

♪ Goat-e-loat-e-lote-el-aty hoo! ♪

♪ Don't want to travel upon a boat ♪

♪ He'll cross a river or a stream or moat ♪

♪ This way to travel gets my vote ♪

♪ I want to ride a goat-le-de- dote-le-de-dote-le-de-dote ♪

[ Thud ] [ Bleats ]

[ Cellphone ringing ]

Prohyas, what, pray tell, is the holdup?

Will you please come have fun with me now?

[ Whining ] But I want to ride the goat!

All right. Hold on.

Here. Hopefully this will inspire

a solution for you.

Hmm. Legendary Hyperspace Magisword.

Inspire a solution. Uh...

Ding! Of course!

[ Grunting ]

[ Screaming, grunting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Continues panting ]

[ Clanking, clattering ]

Ha!

[ Continues panting ]

[ Groans ]

[ Grunting ]

Okay. Now I've got

several more Magiswords.

Good call, Vambre.

Vambre: [ In distance ] Och!

[ Goat bleats ]

Announcer: Walk the Plank Magisword.

[ Clanking ]

[ Click ]

Boulder Magisword.

♪♪

[ Thud ] Prohyas: Goat!

[ Boom ] Goat!

[ Goat bleats ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Muttering ] Goat. Goat.

Announcer: Bubble Pop Magisword.

Ah!

[ Grunting ]

Wait.

Come on.

Hey.

I got it. I'm coming.

-[ Blows ] -Goat!

Goat!

[ Ding! ] Goat!

[ Ding! ] Goat!

[ Ding! ] Goat!

[ Ding! ] Goat! Goat!

[ Thud ] [ Groans ]

Huh?

Meh.

Ha! I'm not hurt at all.

[ Bears growling ]

♪♪

[ Screaming ]

No! It's fuzzy!

How can something so fuzzy hurt me so much?

Announcer: One Big Hole Magisword.

Beehive Magisword.

Fencing Magisword.

Dirt Magisword.

Now to --

-Goat! -[ Bleats ]

[ Straining ]

[ Cellphone ringing ]

[ Honey creaking ]

Goat!

Announcer: Walk the Plank Magisword.

♪♪

Cement Truck Magisword.

♪♪

Hee!

Goat!

♪♪

[ Vroom! ] Goat!

Announcer: Stuffed Animal Magisword.

Attractive Voice Magisword.

Bah, babe. Bah.

I'm a goat girl, girl.

♪♪

Meh!

♪♪

Butterfly Magisword.

Little Blue Bomb Magisword.

♪♪

Goat!

[ Goat bleats, cellphone rings ]

Vambre: Well, I've already obtained

the Pampered Pets Magisword all alone.

It would've been nice if --

How did you blow yourself up trying to sit on a goat?

It appears to me that you've redoubled your efforts

while losing sight of your -- [ Groans ]

Ooh! Ohh.

Oh, thank you. You're a miracle worker.

Look, just answer me this.

Why would you prefer suffering repeated head trauma

when you could be here?

Don't judge me, Vambre!

You're too young to understand.

-I'm older than you! -Don't you see?

This isn't about getting from point A to point B.

Riding this goat has been my lifelong dream

since we got here.

I need -- need you to accept

that every fiber of my being needs --

needs to ride

this goat!

Boop!

Announcer: Rodeo Magisword.

♪♪

Easy peasy, eggs and bakey.

Aah!

Goat! Goat! Goat! Goat! Goat!

♪♪

[ Bleating ]

Goat?

♪♪

-[ Laughing ] -[ Bleating ]

♪♪

♪♪

Goat.

[ Screams, groans ]

♪♪

Prohyas! Prohyas!

Oh, my gob-smacked goodness.

What on the good ship HMS Hockey Sticks

happened to you? Say a thing to me!

That.

Was.

Amazing!

-Huh? -Whoo!

That's what I'm screechin' about!

Gotta goat fast!

You don't know what you were missing!

[ Laughs ] Yeah!

[ Laughing ] I rode on a goat!

Och?

-I'm a goat-rider! -Yes. Och.

I'm a goat-rider.

♪♪

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