Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect or find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: At Warriors For Hire Headquarters!

Where else would we be?

Here's a new move, Dolphin Cyclone!

[ Laughs ] Dizzy.

Cute. However, I shall see you and raise you.

Boomerang Magisword!

Cloud annoyance!

Come back to Mumsy!

Right, and might I add, on.

-Magiswords rule! -Magiswords rule!

-But we're so very alone! -But we're so very alone!

I wish we had some pals

that liked to collect Magiswords as much as we do.

Well, Norville and Witchy Simone have some swords,

but I wouldn't quite say they collect.

Oh, hey, Hoppus collects Vegetable Magiswords.

He's not our friend, Prohyas.

[ Groans ] Oh, yeah.

If only we could share our passion with others,

it would be so much more fun.

Oh, what's that? [ Dolphin squeaks ]

Oh, my, if it isn't my old chums from school, Prohyas and Vambre,

and they're practicing their Magisword play!

How delightful!

I shall bid them hello for great justice!

All right, Vambre. This next sword is going to kick your --

Wait a minute. Is that --

-Cattus the One Blade! -Cattus the One Blade!

We were friends with him back in Adventure Academy.

Now he's nomadic, living off the land.

Also, he's slightly taller.

Ah, good day, good warriors.

Yes, it has been quite a while.

Uh, what were you doing in our tree?

It matters not.

So, you two are engaging in Magiswords practice?

-Yes. -Yes.

Look at this one. Look how cool this sword is.

-Don't you want several like it? -It is just so fascinating.

You know, other ones that are in no way like it?

I, too, have a cool sword.

It's the Whirlwind Magisword.

Check it verily out.

-Ooh. -Ooh.

Zounds, that is an exemplary sword for a hot day.

You always did have refined taste.

What other swords have you collected?

I have but one Magisword.

Oh, really? Just --

-But one? -But one?

In all these years, you haven't collected any others?

Why?!

I'm perfectly content with just this one.

After all, I am known as Cattus the One Blade.

One?! Just one?!

I cannot even comprehend this reality!

So long for now, friends!

I'm off to scavenge for breakfast.

[ Whistling ]

Gah! It's nonsense!

How can someone as skilled as he choose this fate?

I just cannot fathom it!

Uh, uh, maybe, uh,

maybe he just doesn't know how fun it is to collect Magiswords.

Hmm. Yes!

Perhaps we can help him see the light!

If we can show Cattus our burning passion

for collecting Magiswords --

Then we'll finally have a fellow collecting friend!

Both: So let's show Cattus how much

fun it is to collect Magiswords,

and then he'll see it's the funnest fun that ever funned!

[ Dolphin squeaks ]

Announcer: Delusional!

[ Sighs ]

[ Chomping ]

[ Sighs ] [ Clang! ]

Oh?

Ooh!

Good day, Cattus.

Did you enjoy this spectacle

provided by my Diving Suit Magisword?

And there are several more where that came from, Ducky.

That's brilliant, Ms. Warrior!

Yes, it is. Why, look.

It's my good friend, Tomato Magisword.

And I gather you're still hungry, hmm?

Oh, my, no. I enjoyed several fish just now,

but thank you just the sa--

Then I shall have some biotin-rich tomato juice!

Ooh!

I daresay Whirlwind Magisword

cannot do that, eh, Cattus?

Oh, but it can.

My source of vitamin C!

Surely I'll get scurvy!

[ Gasps, screams ]

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Silly Vambre.

Cats aren't fond of fruitily-doots.

I have something that may be relevant to his interests.

Affix your peepers on this baby, Cheese Magisword.

And who likes the cheeses?

The meeces. Like that, big cat?

I bet Whirlwind Magisword can't produce the squeak-squeaks.

Forsooth, it can!

[ Mice squeaking ]

[ Squeals ]

Wild little squeak-squeaks!

Okay. So your Magiswords can do that.

But -- But wait a minute.

Aah! Mouse mountain!

It's too cute! Can't do it!

-Bleh. -[ Laughs ]

This has been quite enjoyable, friends.

We simply must frolic again soon.

Fare thee well, warriors!

That was in no way fun, and we were made to look insufficient.

[ Gasps ] Now we're just going

to have to use undeniably cool Magiswords!

[ Gasps ] Yes. We must think of appearances.

When Cattus sees our coolest swords,

then he'll join us in our Magisword-collecting obsession!

Yeah, let's change his world view!

Announcer: Siggity-soon!

Yippee!

♪♪

Hello, my beautiful friend of nature.

[ Gasps ]

Come and let us impress you!

[ Squeals ]

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

Cardboard Replica Magisword!

♪♪

-Ta-da! -Ta-da!

[ Gasps ] Ah!

Oh, goody! How thrilling!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's a sword for that.

So there is!

Prepare to be dazzled by my goods!

Announcer: Bling-Bling Magisword!

Bling me up, Vambre.

Hey, I'm shiny!

Ooh! I too want to look fabulous!

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Meh.

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Prohyas, we must out-cool him.

[ Snorts, laughs ] Wait.

That gives me a thinky-thought.

Announcer: Oogly Googly Eye Magisword.

Prepare for my wrath.

Oogly, googly, googly, googly, googly, googly, googly, googly.

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughing ]

Bring me even more wiggles!

[ Laughs ] Oh!

[ Laughs ] It's funny.

[ Growls ] No more of this!

Chew, chew, chew, chew!

Warrior huddle, you wee hen!

The evidence is overwhelming.

It is clear that Whirlwind Magisword is our true enemy.

[ Cackling evilly ]

Hot broccoli nuggets, you're right!

If we can take it out using our many swords,

Cattus will be convinced of the greatness of collecting!

Yes!

We shall smite that s--

Prohyas, do you think that perhaps

we're being too harsh, too persistent?

No, Vambre. We're trying to make Cattus' life

more funner.

Yes, we must improve the quality of his life!

Whatever are you talking about, friends? Hee!

Cattus, we challenge you

to a Magisword duel!

Hello, confrontational lettering.

Oh, goody! I do so love to spar with friends. I shall go first!

Nobody told you you could go first!

No! No!

We're off to a brilliant start.

I shall show you brilliant.

Announcer: Blow-Dryer Magisword!

Nothing a good chill can't fix.

♪♪

Why did I fight air with air?

Gummy Sticky Hand, go!

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Gasp!

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[ Dogs barking ]

Go for it, my mutt militia!

[ Squeals ]

Puppies!

[ Dogs whine ]

-[ Gasps ] Yay! -[ Gasps ] Yay!

All: I'm going to take you to your forever home!

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-Huh? Aah! -Huh? Aah!

Both: What choices in life have brought us here?

-Oof. -Oof.

We're running out of options, brother.

Mm. I have one more trick in my bag.

Announcer: Catnip Mouse Magisword.

Prohyas, I already told you

we get no style points for doing the obvious.

Sometimes, the obvious choice is the obvious choice.

-Hmm. -What's that?

I'm very interested in this.

I stand corrected.

Now let's do the thing.

Announcer: Catnip Mouse Magisword.

Muscly Arm Magisword.

Both: Super Teamwork Combo

Big Fish in a Small Dimension!

♪♪

[ Gasps ]

[ Purring ]

Aww, how adorable is that?

And I think we've proven our point.

Announcer: 45 minutes later!

Whew. I wasn't able to catch that fish,

and somehow, I didn't think to use my sword on it,

but that's okay. I had all the funs.

I bow to you, dear warriors.

But I still very much prefer owning a single Magisword.

-What?! But why? -What?! But why?

I'm a simple cat who prefers to live simply.

Whirlwind Magisword is capable of besting

almost every obstacle I come across.

And while having many Magiswords

may be the best option for you delightful people,

Whirlwind Magisword does everything I need.

Both: And all of our swords do everything we want.

With that firmly established, I'm off to a new adventure!

Fare thee well!

♪♪

You know, Vambre, I really feel like we learned somethi--

-Ohh! -Ugh!

[ Thud ]

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