Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: Another peaceful day at the Rhyboflaven Pier.

Peaceful! Aaaaah!

[ Roaring ]

Never fear, citizens!

I'll scramble him with...

Announcer: Giant Egg Magisword!

Egg!

[ Doink! Doink! ]

Vambre: Worry not, Prohyas.

I'll take care of this one personally!

Announcer: Boulder Magisword!

Woman: She saved us from the monster!

Hero! She's a hero!

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Eeeee! Thank you. Thank you.

It was nothing, truly. You're too kind.

[ Prohyas grunting, groaning ]

[ All groan ]

[ Weakly ] Signs of life!

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Way to go, Vambre! That was incredible!

You totally walloped that shark!

That octopus! That octo-shark...pus!

Super hard-core! Mega-wicked!

Yeah! What Alex and Gracie said!

Like, word for word.

[ Giggles ] You all flatter me.

Continue.

[ Cellphone chimes ]

Please pardon me for a moment, just a moment.

[ Chiming continues ]

Ooooh! What's that about?

[ Stammers ] Oh, nothing much.

I just remembered I have to be somewhere

in an hour or so.

Boy: Hey, Mom and Dad, the show is starting soon!

[ Giggling ]

[ Sobbing ]

Aw, cheer up, honey!

The concert's only an hour away,

and then you'll be able to see PiggyPie Jones!

♪ Piggy Pie Jones, Piggy Pie Jones ♪

♪ Cute right down to his PiggyPie bones! ♪

[ Giggles ]

[ Giggles ]

[ All giggle ]

All: ♪ PiggyPie Jones, PiggyPie Jones! ♪

[ Both laughing ] ♪ Cute right down

to his PiggyPie bones! ♪

PiggyPie Jones, huh?

Isn't that that singing, dancing pig

you used to love when you were little?

♪♪

Hey, wait a second, didn't you say something

about needing to be somewhere in an hour, too?

♪♪

Now that I think about it,

didn't we also get something in the mail

about concert tickets? Weird.

♪♪

Maybe she's just sweaty from the battle?

If you'll excuse me... Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

...I have to water my hair!

Okay. Bye, Vambre!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Boy, [Chuckles] my sister is awesome!

Announcer: Soon, just outside the PiggyPie Jones concert...

[ Gasps ] I can't believe it!

I'm finally going to see PiggyPie perform in the flesh!

And no one can ever find out about it!

[ Inhales sharply ] So far, so good.

Hey! You're the warrior girl from the pier!

Och!

It was really amazing

how you walloped that giant monster!

I'm sure only the most hard-core mercenaries out there

can do what you do!

Say...do you think you could do a little something for a fan?

Huh?

Show me something hard-core!

Oh. [Chuckles] Hard-core?

Well, let me see.

Ah-ha!

♪♪

Announcer: Muscley Arm Magisword!

Muscle!

♪♪

Whoa!

There we go!

Always happy to oblige a fan!

[ Chuckles ]

[ Humming ] Wait!

Don't go that way!

That's where the PiggyPie concert is.

You should go back over there

to get away from all that kid stuff!

[ Chuckles nervously ] Of course!

I was just going to forage for strength berries.

[ Munching ]

See? Delicious!

Now if...[Clears throat] If you'll excuse me...

[ Giggles ]

Oh! Hey, Vambre!

Prohyas, what are you doing here?

Just having a deep conversation with this bug.

[ Squeaking ]

[ Speaking gibberish ]

[ Blows raspberries ]

Wait a minute, Vams. Don't you got somewhere to be?

Y...es.

[ Giggling ]

PiggyPie! PiggyPie!

Jones! Jones! Jones!

Silly cups! Get your silly cups!

Hey! Watch it, buddy!

Oh, Vambre. What are you doing here?

Nord: Hey guys, look!

Vambre is laying the smack down on Piggy Pie!

Laying down the what?

Vambre, what are they talking about?

I am so sorry about this, Familiar.

Hey! Hey! Hey!

Aaaaaaaaah!

[ Groans ]

[ Weakly ] Signs of life.

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Do it again! Yeah!

Unless you're on of those baby-waby PiggyPie fans!

♪♪

[ Sobbing ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Gasps ] That is most certainly not true,

and I'll prove it!

Announcer: Pinata Magisword!

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

Phew!

♪♪

Oh, PiggyPie, will you ever forgive me?

[ Sobbing ] Eee!

♪♪

Sooooon...

[ Grunts ] Uh, ma'am?

[ Stammers ] Oh, never mind.

Hmm.

You seem familiar. Do I know you?

Woo-hoo!

PiggyPie Jones!

PiggyPie Jones!

Cute right down to my PiggyPie bones!

[ Laughs ]

[ Giggling ]

Nearly there.

Come read the thrilling autobiography

of the one and only PiggyPie Jones!

Ooh!

Uh...

[ Grumbling ] Uh...

One novel please!

Phew!

Okay, Jack, take your break. I'll take over.

I'll take one.

♪♪

Vambre?! What are you d--

Announcer: Megadrill Magisword!

[ Weakly ] Signs of life.

♪♪

Oh, hey, Vambre!

Just eating ramen with my mole friend!

Would you like a bowl? Sorry, Prohyas.

Can't hear you over the sound of all of this dirt!

Yeah, it'll do that.

♪♪

[ Chuckles nervously ] Nearly home-free.

All I have to do is not draw any attention to myself until --

Hey, Vambre.

Heeeey, Vambre.

Are you sure you don't want any of my ramen?

Vambre? Vambre Warrior?

That warrior from the Pier?

What's she doing here?

Yeah, at a PiggyPie concert?

[ Chuckles ] Yeah! She's my sister!

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

Cheese and crackers, that was unpleasant!

[ Horse neighs ] [ Gasps ]

PiggyPie is here!

♪♪

Oh, goodness.

He's even more adorable in person!

I must get in!

Hmm?

[ Gasps ] It will work.

Announcer: Slingshot Magisword!

Steady now.

Bull's eye!

[ Giggles ] Vambre, you scamp.

You'll get a front seat, and they'll be none the wiser!

Hiya, Vambre! What you doing?

Nothing suspicious!

I mean, hello, kids! I was just...

I'm here to thwart a vicious bite beast attack!

They want to take a big bite out of PiggyPie Jones!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Hurry, Vambre!

You can't let PiggyPie get eaten!

W-W-W-Wait, kids! [ Stammers ] Hold on!

[ Screams ]

Announcer: Bite Beast Magisword!

Okay, here's the skinny.

You two are tasked with feigning interest

in attacking a beloved children's entertainer

so that I ma-- Ughhhh!

just go bite the pig!

[ Both grunting ]

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen,

please welcome the singing sensation

across the Rhyboflaven nation,

PiggyPie Jones!

[ Audience gasps ] Vambre: Stop right there!

You fiends shall not devour this children's entertainer!

Fear not, audience!

I'll stop these toothsome beasts!

Announcer: Boomerang Magisword!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

[ Audience gasps ]

[ PiggyPie squealing ]

[ Bite beast chomping ]

Announcer: Mummy Magisword!

♪♪

[ Laughter ]

[ Both laugh ]

[ Laughter continues ]

[ Growling ]

Announcer: Fireworks Magisword!

[ Both laugh ]

[ Audience groans ]

[ Both laugh ]

Roar!

[ Laughing maniacally ]

I'm gonna eat you!

[ Both chuckle ]

Wow! Great job, you two!

That was very clever! Thanks, Vambre!

How did you know about the beast attack?

♪♪

Well, I -- I, um... [ Stammering ]

Okay, it was me!

I summoned the beasts!

I was worried you'd think less of me because,

because...

[ Audience gasps ] I'm a PiggyPie fan, too!

I love his cute little nose!

I love his curly-whirly tail!

His music has brought happiness to kids and adults alike!

I apologize for my actions.

I hope you can forgive me.

Nobody cares! Sit down!

Holding up the performance.

[ Audience chanting "Piggy!" ]

♪♪

Oh! Hey, Vambre! When did you get here?

[ Munching ]

♪♪