Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

[ Hisses ]

Announcer: Rodeo Magisword!

Ha-ha!

[ Giggling ]

[ Chomp! ] Ook!

Sun face Magisword!

Aah!

[ Thud! ]

[ Boinging! ]

[ Crying ]

At Warriors for Hire Headquarters.

Prohyas! We've got a new mission.

It's from Fud. Hi, Warriors.

As you know, little old me loves to sample the best

and most exotic foodstuffs in Lyvsheria.

I'm looking for the fabled Meatloaf of Salisbury.

I've never seen anything like it before,

but I hear it's chock full

of something called "preservatives."

Y'all will find the meatloaf somewhere

in Galacton's largest department store.

If y'all can procure that there dish for me,

I can most surely procure these here jemms for you.

Best of luck y'all. Fud out. Boop!

So, what do you say, Pro--

Announcer: Dancing bear Magisword!

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Toilet fire! Aah!

Prohyas, dear, we need to talk.

There's not really a toilet fire, is there?

This whole week, Prohyas, you've been lazing about,

getting distracted by everything

and picking the doopiest possible

Magiswords in the heat of battle!

Now, Vambre, not everyone can pull off doopy like moi.

So, are you going to get off your lazy booticus

and do this mission with me or not?

Of course, sis.

Let's not be silly.

[ Straining ]

Ugh.

[ Straining ]

[ Crying ]

Rock and stick, rock and stick, rock and st-

Well, well, well! Well.

Are the losers for hire

off to acquire the legendary soap dispenser...Magisword.

[ Yawns ] Look, Witch Way,

if you're done with your prepared material,

we have bweezness to attend to so...

Fine! Nice talking to you, Vambre.

But -- But the new rock and stick!

And have fun with your sidekick, Vambre!

Ha! It'll take more than that

to get under the skin of Warriors for Hire!

S-S-Sidekick?!

Oh! I struck a nerve.

Well, of course you're the sidekick.

Aren't you the wacky one? [ Honk! Honk! ]

The lazy one? [ Snoring ]

I'd like to approach

the glittering bench, your honorcorn.

The distracted one?

[ Chomp! ]

[ Crack! ] The whiny one?

[ Crying ]

Face it, side of beef.

You're a natural-born follower.

Follower!

[ Growling ]

[ Both laughing ]

I'll show you!

I'm the main character. Me!

And I'll prove it

by finding Fud's fancy meatloaf on Galacton.

Then we'll see who's the mainest of characters!

Oh, Veronica Victorious, you're so proactive!

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

Soon, in Galacton!

Well, Prohyas, you just missed the door.

Main characters don't need doors.

Main what now?

Woman: Attention shoppers,

please enjoy our salad bar

before you head to the next isle.

Right! We've just the sword for that!

Announcer: Potato Peel Magisword!

Chainsaw Magisword!

Proceed.

Glee! I quite like this new Prohyas!

So efficient!

Please try a sample of our new, skin-meltingly hot soup.

By Jove, a giant stove!

Butterfly Magisword!

[ Zap! ]

Nying!

Hmm... as the main character,

I should be the one to cross first.

This Way Magisword!

Nying!

Ook!

[ Chuckles ] This is no time

for secondary character foolishness.

We're on a mission.

[ Sizzle! ]

Did I perhaps speak too soon?

Don't ask me. I'm just a spatula.

Try me? The main character moves the story along.

[ Buzz ]

Ow.

Please enjoy a demonstration

of our hottest item, the Blend-O-Bot 9000.

Patent pending. Liquefy. Puree.

Annihilate.

Zounds! A boss battle? You shouldn't have!

Announcer: Waffle Magisword!

Hyah!

Main character, Prohyas, peels into battle!

Prohyas, I -- I cannot see!

Eh?

Ha-ha!

Oof! Oof!

Aah! No, no, no,

no, no, no!

[ Whirring ]

Silly blender!

Main characters can't be smoothified!

Prohyas, what has gotten into you?

Ever since you let Witch Way

get into your head you've been acting bizarre.

Normally you're a real team player

but now you've been pushing me to the way side

just to seem superior.

You're becoming an absolute Morbidia.

I don't know why I'm talking right now but she has a point.

Yeah, Prohyas. Be a Vambre, not a Morbidia.

[ Both chanting "Vambre" ]

Oh, stop it. But don't really.

Oh!

If I want to be the main character,

then I gotta be just...like...you.

Yes, well --

Announcer: Monster Suit Magisword!

[ Video game fanfare music ]

[ Grumbles ]

Chip-chip-cheerio!

Balderdash and fish and chips!

I sound nothing like that, you wally!

Tomato Magisword!

Boo!

Is this better?

Cardboard Replica Magisword!

[ Fwoosh! ]

Ook!

Ouoch?

Belay that mimicry!

Betray that mitten tree!

Stop fighting with each other!

You're supposed to be fighting me!

Skee!

Ook!

Skip, skip, dodge!

Tra-la-la and fiddle-dee-dee!

I'm Vamhyas, cannot catch me!

My spine does not bend like that!

Vamhyas! I mean, Prohambre!

I mean, look out, you wee hen!

[ Buzzing ]

Ha-ha! I always hated those dreadful pants anyway!

[ Imitating mechanical breathing ]

Announcer: Trouser Magisword!

This is the only time I'd ever use this.

Now where was I?

Oh, that's right. Fighting the blender!

Ook!

[ Moaning ]

Prohyas, teamwork combo now!

What was that, dear heart?

I was too engrossed in Veronica Victorious!

[ Growling ]

Hmm?

Hee-hee! Ha-ha! Hoo-hoo!

Oh, of course! The source of his...

...power!

Geez, bro. You're really being rude to your sister.

[ Growling ]

[ Ding! ] Fine.

If you're going to continue to behave in this manner,

then you may do the rest of this mission solo.

Like a main character?

Sure.

And as your "sidekick," I'll stick to the sidelines.

[ Laughs ]

Ooh!

Attention, shopper. Buy our hot, new item,

The Meatloaf of Salisbury, right here.

Delicious!

Huzzah!

What?

What's the matter, sidey mcsidekick?

Kick!

Are you looking for this?!

The final meatloaf!

Loaf!

Gimme that! Ahem.

Relinquify that meatish mcguffin, you rapscaliwags!

[ Both laughing ]

Rapscaliwags.

Oh, look. The Swidekick wants to be the main chawacter!

Well, you're gonna be the main loser

once we deliver this to Fud first!

The first.

Fa-la-la and triddle-dee-dee,

I'm the main character can't get past me.

Gateaux, fetch!

I love fetch!

Grab!

Gloat!

Hey! Stop it!

Gateaux, toss it here!

I'm wide open, you nincom--

Tallyho!

I really could use my faithful sidekick right about now!

What do you say? I thought I was just a silly sidekick!

I'm much too busy being doopily distracted!

A doop doop doo!

Mmm! I'm sure the main character

can handle all of this on his own!

That's right. I'm the main character.

I can do this.

[ Whistle! ] Serve.

Aah!

You say something, ducky?

Vambre!

[ Buzzer! ] Toot!

Oh, laziness is quite pleasant, isn't it?

[ Groans ]

Vambre, you were right.

I'm not fit to be the main character.

Oh, Prohyas, if it helps, I never considered you

nor I the main character.

We've always been equal partners through and through.

Wink. [ Gasps ]

Yeah, Vambre!

Because together we're Warriors for Hire!

Ah-plural. Plural.

Now let's kick some Witch Way posterior together.

[ Buzz, buzz, buzz ]

Confound this self checkout!

An attendant has been notified to assist you.

Yes? Yes?

Prohyas?! And Vambre?!

[ Both groan ]

Announcer: Sno-cone Magisword!

Bronze Statue Magisword!

Together: Super Teamwork Combo -- Statue Ice!

Ready for the special move we've practiced?

Mm-hmm.

Together: Witch Way Flee!

You see what a bit of teamwork can do?

[ Both laugh ]

Announcer: Later!

Like, very later.

[ Both panting ]

There's your meatloaf. Let it thaw for a spell.

Oh my. Who are those two gargoyles?

Oh, just some silly cat.

And his sidekick.

Sidekick?!

Gateaux: [ Chuckles ] Sidekick.

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