Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪ ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

♪ Do you need a magic object fast ♪

♪ Do you need a relic from the past ♪

♪ We're the action siblings full of sass ♪

♪ We're Warriors for Hire ♪

♪ Is a monster giving you the biz ♪

♪ Do you need a temple Och! storming wiz ♪

♪ Get the best adventurers there is ♪

♪ Try Warriors for Hire ♪ Announcer: Tomato Magisword!

Prohyas, 'tis a lovely song but if you keep singing it,

it will be stuck in my head all day.

Hey, Vambre, look. A Neddy. What's the haps, hammer man?

Well, nail my hammer if it isn't my old pals,

Profanity and Vulgar.

[ Clears throat ] It's pronounced Prohyas

and Vambre, dear Neddy.

[ Laughs ] Why does the Nedster have such trouble

with our super simple names?

Promotion and Handle? Prohyas and Vambre!

Nogales and Hamper? Prohyas and Vambre!

Nobias and Canned Ham?

Prohyas and Vambre!!

Signs of life,

Hey, have we had their names wrong this whole time?

It's Pronounus and Verbage, right?

No, ya dingus.

It's Protip and Vambsanitizer.

Y'all are whack. It's Probbles and Vam Vam.

Who are you people? [ Groans ]

This is it. This is where our career ends

because of our strange names.

I think Gopirates and Chandler are lovely names.

Announcer: Soon at Warriors for Hire Headquarters, Docky!

Hello. Knock. Knock. Knocky.

It's Dock Dock Docky. Docky Boardman!

Hey, it's our good friend

Docky who we've known for a considerable amount of time.

And who couldn't possibly forget our names.

Neh! You guys need to learn how to answer doors like humans.

Anywho, I for a job for you. Hoo-yah!

But you do remember our names, though?

Oh, sure.

Let me write you two a check.

Eeee! Now,

who am I making this out to?

Kablammica Jr. And the boy one.

[ Coughing ]

Nobody actually knows our names!

I can't be the boy one. I'm the manly one!

How are we supposed to stay in bweezness

if no one knows our names?!

I am literally giving you two a job right now.

[ Weeping ]

[ Sighs ]

Yes! It must be our mission

to make sure everyone knows our names.

Oh, they will know.

Onward, dear brother! What the hay?

Get back here and let me hire you!

Hi. Gah!

Hey, kid. You want a job? Oh! Okay.

Announcer: Soon, on the Rhyboflaven Boardwalk!

Walk The Plank Magisword!

Label Maker Magisword!

Step right up and learn our names.

Totally free of charge.

Will only cost you a second of your time.

[ Nervous chuckling ]

Vambre, it's not working. What do we do?

We have to teach this town our names,

or we'll go broke and have to get...

normal jobs.

No!

I'm going to go be more proactive about this.

Rubber Stamp Magisword! Cardboard Copy Magisword!

Mask Magisword!

Prohyas swag here!

Learn my name through the ancient art of havin' stuff.

Why, good evening, madam.

Can I interest you in some Prohyas swag?

Prohyas swag? Doesn't it say, "Nohyas swag?"

Get some me stuff, now with stache accuracy.

Get away from my booth, you dusty ol' doppleganger!

Announcer: Soon! Ding dong dang it.

How can I get Prohyas inside people's heads? Ehhh?

Get your candied broccoli here.

It's healthy and bad for you all at the same time.

Aww. Isn't he precious?

His cuteness makes me want to spend money.

Adorable monsters, huh?

Well, two can tango on this bicycle!

Announcer: Monster Suit Magisword!

I am Prohyas. Buy my face!

I am Prohyas. Learn my name.

Soon, at Not A Broccoli Stand!

Say, where are your facilities?

Right where you're gesturing.

[ Humming ]

Vambre: Congratulations!

Today is your lucky day, Liam.

Who's Liam?

You're about to get in on the ground floor

of the next big thing, Christoph.

I... And speaking of big things,

Stephens, pyramids.

Large, pointy, pretty boring, am I right, Floyendand?

But, should you turn this bad boy around,

it reveals the letter 'V',

the first letter of your destiny, Eddance!

You know, telling people my name is

Vambre is incredibly rewarding.

It may be the most rewarding thing you can do, Overgeorge.

[ Whip crack ] Gah!

Destiny, Buddance! Destiny!

[ Clears throat ] With that step complete,

your telling people my name journey

is at an apex of part 1 of a 48 step process, Jorgeanne!

Hut! Soon, everybody ever will always know the name Vambre,

thanks to your hard work, Kevin!

No!

Aaahhh!

Hnnngghh!

Hey, I don't mean to rush you, but your food is...

What the...

Hmm? Hey, making business presentations

is for paying customers only!

Understandable.

Announcer: Hey, what's Prohyas up to?

Hnnghh! Prohyas.

They've all got to know Prohyas!

Announcer: Excaliburger Magisword!

Label Maker Magisword!

I'ma make word burgers!

Hmmm? Come and get it!

[ Laughs ]

Aaaahh!

Why does this keep happening?

I should shop somewhere else! Eat my name!!

Announcer: Meanwhile, at Vambre!

[ Sighs ]

Oh, mommy!

It's the adventure lady

that does cool missions with that silly guy.

What's her name? Eh?

That's Morbidia of Witch Way.

Now, try not to look at the pantsless woman.

What?

That tears it!

Parrot Scissors Magisword!

Hee-yah!

Ha! Huh?

[ Growling ]

Electric Razor Magisword!

Rrraaaggh!

[ Laughs ]

Oh, come on!

Super Shooting Star Magisword!

[ Growling ]

Yum. Yum. Candied broccoli. Huh?

[ Growling ]

Ooo? [ Growling ]

[ Both growling ]

Nnnooooo!

[ Growling ]

A bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo! A bloo bloo bloo bloo bloo!

Great job, Grup. We're almost sold out of...

What the...!

[ Groaning ]

What the hay? Now, don't you know!

Nnnnnn-ya!

[ Crash ]

If you come back on this pier today,

I'm calling your mudder!

Prohyas: We're in our 20s, sir.

Believe it or not, that ain't helping your case!

Announcer: Soon!

How can our two and three syllable names

be so hard for people to retain?

Lack of education and high unemployment?

[ Groans ]

And might I add... Och.

♪ Now, we're both feeling really lame ♪

♪ 'Cause the people do not know our names ♪

♪ We will hang our heads in abject shame ♪

♪ We're... ♪ Prohyas, please stop.

Every lyric you drop cements itself

into my brainmeats permanently, and...

[ Gasps ]

That's it!

♪ We're warriors for hire ♪

Och.

Announcer: Soon! Walk The Plank Magisword!

Retractable Ladder Magisword!

Flashlight Magisword!

Super Teamwork combo: Build the lights fantastic!

Announcer: Flower Power Magisword!

Fireworks Magisword!

Microphone Magisword!

♪♪

♪ Hey, folks, my name is Prohyas ♪

♪ Now you know who the manliest guy is ♪

♪ I kick pirate goons right in their doubloons ♪

♪ But of course, my opinion is biased ♪

♪ But I'm not just heroic endorphins ♪

♪ I give puppies to sad little orphans ♪

♪ Swingin' swords like I'm golfin' with my

homegirl, Dolphin ♪

♪ Eating multiple slugburger portions ♪

♪ Here's where the song turns into a game ♪

♪ I'll ask stuff, you respond with my name ♪

♪ Who has blue hair and the smile ♪

Prohyas! ♪ Who has the princess

on speed dial ♪

Prohyas! ♪ Who braves through

the deepest dark forest ♪

Prohyas! ♪ Who just finished up

the first chorus ♪

Prohyas! All right.

You guys are starting to get the hand of... Hyeugh!

♪ Greetings, you may call me Vambre ♪

♪ The best warrior? Yes, I am her ♪

♪ With style and grace, I punch foes in the face ♪

♪ And find gold treasure shining of amber ♪

♪ On the job I'm a cunning surmiser ♪

♪ I know when to be an empathizer ♪

♪ But if you perchance suggest that I should wear pants ♪

♪ Then I'll knock out your every incisor ♪

♪ Here's where the song turns into a game ♪

♪ I'll ask stuff, you respond with my name ♪

♪ Who has quite impeccable diction ♪

Vambre! ♪ Who reads the

best fantasy fiction ♪

Vambre! ♪ Who defeats all her foes

like no other ♪

Vambre! ♪ Who smells much better

than her brother♪

Vambre! Now, when I say

Vambre, you say Prohyas!

Vambre! Prohyas!

Vambre!

Now, when I say Prohyas, you say Vambre!

Prohyas! Vambre!

Prohyas!

I think they're getting it, brother.

♪ Hi, I am Grup ♪

♪ And I like to do things ♪

♪ I'm a dragon with a tail ♪

♪ and a nose and little wings ♪

♪ If you learned the names Vambre and Prohyas today ♪

♪ Throw your hands in the air and say, "Yay!" ♪

Yay!

♪ And so ♪ ♪ we don't pull weeds ♪

♪ Or water gourds ♪

♪ But we'll fight off rowdy trollblin hordes ♪

♪ With our various Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ We're Warriors for Hire ♪

Who? Vambre!

And?

♪ We're warriors for hire ♪

♪♪

Vambre and Prohyas! Vambre and Prohyas!

Vambre and Prohyas! Vambre and Prohyas!

Hey, you warrior kids.

I got something special for you.

[ Gasps ] Docky knows our names!

Yup. They're written right on this bill

for all the damage you caused on the dock today.

And now that I know your first names,

it'll hold up in court!

Well, at least now we know we can get arrested in this town.

Hey, Carrozza and Griffin, whatcha in for?

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