Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire headquarters.

[ Yawns ] Mornin'.

[ Alarm clock ringing ]

[ Boink! Clink! ]

[ Ringing stops ]

♪♪

Ah!

[ Humming ]

Huh?

Ahh.

Aaah!

Prohyas, why is toilet bear

still in our bathroo-oo-oo--

[ Growls ]

[ Sloop! ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Munching ]

Who wants seconds?

Good morning, Vambre.

Oh, 'tis it?

You see, I didn't anticipate a gaggle of new roommates.

Especially ones hiding in my medicine cabinet.

You fixed Robopiggeh!

Om!

Isn't he helpful?

[ Belches ]

Out! All of you!

No! Wait! Guys, come back!

Oh. Nice going, Vambre.

That was real patient of you.

Well, excuse me for not understanding

your need to adopt every creature that smiles at you.

If one more uninvited guest appears in our home,

I shall scream!

Greetings, warriors.

It is I, Omnibus the Accumulator,

omnipotent acquirer of rarities and oddities.

So, who wants to do a job for me-e-e-e?

Well, I'm sorry if I can't help

but share our perfect home with -- with...

Wow, they let me say the whole thing.

How awful.

And I have the patience to see the value in my children.

Well, I value my privacy.

Our home is bursting at the seams.

So!

How 'bout that job, warriors?

Will it get me out of this argument?

Absolutely.

Then we'll do it!

Splendid!

Behold!

Dan's Labyrinth of the deepest, darkest woods.

Should you successfully solve it, a rare prize awaits.

And I simply must have it for my collection.

A hedge maze?

Well, at least it'll be cuddly-creature-free.

Ha-ha-ha! Don't worry, Omnibus.

I won't let my sister's impatience ruin this mission.

Fantastic! Good luck, you two.

You heard the head -- let's do this thing!

Was elbowing me necessary?

[ Giggling ]

Ugh!

Dan's Labyrinth.

Huh. Looks like an empty courtyard.

Odd. I was expecting something a bit more...

[ Rumbling ]

...intriguing!

A maze that actively changes.

We just need -- oh!

What in gravy?

Yes, yes, very droll.

Hey, Vambre.

Prohyas?

Hey, Vambre.

Prohyas!

No-yeah!

Oh, come on!

Right, so you're just making fun of me now.

Prohyas?

Prohyas!

Prohyas, where are you?! Howdy.

Eee!

[ Sighs ] Don't do that.

[ Chuckles ] Come on, Vambre, where's the fire?

Geez. Everywhere.

You need to be more careful in a place like this.

Who know what kind of devious traps are --

[ Giggling ]

Prohyas, wait!

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

Hiya!

[ Clink! ]

Prohyas, dear, don't move. I shall find you.

[ Humming ]

[ Whirring ]

Huh?

Hello?

[ Gasps ]

Prohyas? Are you there?

Och.

Eh! What in Uthor's name?

Eee!

Announcer: Bonehead Magisword!

Oh, dear.

Eee!

[ Laughs ]

No, no, I was just thinking the same thing.

Prohyas?

Here, let me -- let me top that off for you.

Announcer: High tea Magisword.

[ Owl hoots ]

[ Chuckles ] That's why you're my favorite.

Nyeh.

What is he --

16 nopes.

Make haste, Prohyas, a beast approaches.

Man your Magiswords!

Dang, this stuff is on there.

Oh, hi, Vamburitto.

Well, that was a thing.

Maze: Level 1, cleared.

So you were collecting pets again

while I was fighting that shadow beast alone?

If you had the patience to see what I was actually doing,

you'd realize that these little fellas

are the key to beating this maze.

Here, you can have this one.

How many do you have in there?

Level 2, start.

Okay, fine.

But this better not be some scheme

to bring more animals home.

I mean, come on, Prohyas.

Your obsession with mothering these creatures is --

[ Giggling ]

Vambre, I was right. The cute owls are the key.

♪ I am right, and owls are great ♪

♪ And Vambre's impatient, and I am not ♪

♪ And Vambre's impatient, and my correctness cannot be denied ♪

A-and here we are! The final turn.

Oh? And how might you know that?

Hootlydoot told me. Isn't he the best?

Get that thing out of my face!

[ Hoot! Hoot! Hoot! ]

[ Gasps ]

You just couldn't patiently

let me rub an owl on your face, huh?

[ Cries ]

Why don't you just use one of the other 12 owls

you have hiding in your tunic?

[ Growls ] Fine.

I shall figure this out myself.

Hmm.

Hah! It's clearly this way,

which is exactly what they want me to think.

[ Rumbling ]

O-och.

Hootlydoot.

Prohyas!

Vambre?

Hey, Vambre?

Announcer: Little blue bomb Magisword!

Oh!

Hey, Vambre?

[ Hoots ] Hootlydoot!

Pogo stick Magisword!

Prohyas!

I'll save you, Vambre!

I just need to lure Hootlydoot out first.

I need help now, Prohyas!

Now...always now.

Announcer: Attractive voice Magisword!

Prohyas: Hey, girl, who's a pretty bird?

You are, girl. You're a gorgeous bird.

Mm-hmm. Girl, your eyes are just so pretteh.

Hootlydoot, you came back.

Oh, I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?

You are [chuckles] but, you know, I can be patient.

Yee-haw!

We did it! Way to go, team!

Level 2 complete.

Prohyas, why didn't you help me sooner?

Hey, I saved you. What's the problem?

I needed help, and the first thing you do

is chase after that owl?

I needed Hootlydoot to save you. A'doi!

But why does that owl take priority over my safety?

'Cause Hootlydoot is a more pleasant teammate.

[ Gasps ]

Fine. I shan't talk to you any longer.

Same here.

[ Buzzer ]

[ Eerie music plays ]

[ Zap! Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

♪♪

Announcer: Electric eel Magisword!

[ Zap! ]

♪♪

♪♪

[ Crack! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Crackling ]

[ Eerie music plays ]

Hoversword!

Microphone Magisword!

♪ La la-la la la la-la ♪

♪ La la-la-la-la-la la-la ♪

♪ La la-la la la la-la ♪

♪ La la-la-la-la-la ♪

Owls!

♪♪

[ Crack! ]

[ Crack! ]

♪♪

Oh, you did it!

Congrats on beating the Dan's Labyrinth.

I'm Dan.

And, golly, you're the first team

to beat my maze in quite some time.

You two must be one heck of a team.

To be perfectly honest...

...We've been arguing all day.

Well, geez, ay, you could've fooled me.

You two were operating like a well-oiled machine just now.

And, oh, man, you beat the heck out of my maze,

so you must be great.

Now it's time for your prize!

This adorable owl!

[ Hooting ]

Hootlydoot.

Man, Omnibus is gonna love you.

Um, Prohyas...

I'm sorry for being so impatient about your animal friends.

I was a jerk, and I should have taken your feelings

into account, because that's what teammates --

I suppose they can be useful,

Is that?

Apology music?

Oh.

Oh, oh, I don't care for that one bit.

I'm so creeped out.

[ Pitter! ]

[ Apology music plays ]

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