Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

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Oof! Ha!

It will take more than that to break my bones,

you crooked cucumber!

Hey! My name is Pickle C.!

[ Grunting ]

I'll be sure to write that in my journal --

after myself and my brother destroy your face!

Yeah! Get ready to have no face!

Prohyas! My limbs are asleep!

I -- I can't fight -- I can't fight like this.

Och! Right!

Say hello to my small acquaintance!

Announcer: Darlin' Narwhal Magisword!

[ Baby giggles ]

[ Laughing ]

Uh, excuse me.

What I meant to say was "Prepare to get blown away!"

Ooh! [ Giggles ]

[ Laughing ]

Oh, man! Too funny!

Narwhal, I command you to listen to me!

[ Cooing ] [ Growls ]

[ Laughing ]

Grr! You futile anti-weapon!

Always embarrassing me in front of monsters!

Why can't you do anything useful?!

[ Baby crying ]

[ Laughs ]

Huh?! You made that thingy cry!

[ Growls ] And stop

with the theatrics--

So, does he still have a face?

Aaagh -- this sword!

It's as doopy as an infant's toy and twice as pointless!

The ground can have it. Vambre, no!

Announcer: Pillow Magisword!

[ Grunts ] Phew!

Vambre, how could you be so cru-el?

You can't just throw a Magisword away!

You gotta treat 'em like

the precious-wecious tools of dee-struction that they are!

Ya know what I mean? Golly gosh gumdrops,

is that what I've been doing wrong this whole time?!

Prohyas, I most certainly do not need for you

to bro-splain Magiswords to me!

But feelings and-- Tell it to Tentacles

McGillicuddy over there,

because I'm not listening!

Vambre, it's--

M'kay, Pickle C. don't need this.

Yo, fellow monster,

want to help me bop a couple of adventure dorks tomorrow?

I'm serious, Vambre!

If you don't respect your Magiswords,

how do you expect them to respect you?!

Pickin' up what I'm throwin' down?

I'm sorry. The Vambre you've dialed is tuning you out!

Fine, Vambre! [ Baby coos ]

If you won't listen, I shall train this little cutie

and unlock her true potential!

And when it is done, you'll be so amazed,

you'll reconsider your apathy!

What-- and might I add -- ever!

[ Snoring ]

Announcer: The next day!

Oof, again!

Ha! It'll take more than that

to rupture the spleen of Vambre Marie Warrior!

Ha, I figured. That's why I brought a friend!

Hello, rude human!

More's the merrier, I say!

And it's gonna get real merry up in this piece!

Wait! I brought a friend, too!

Announcer: Darlin' Narwhal Magisword!

See! I told you this would be good.

-It sure is! -Pew!

Sure, whatevs--

[ Grunting ]

This feeling of warmth and tenderness is eating me alive!

I can't resist! -Hey, Pickle C.!

My heart is swellin' -- so is my skin!

That is so great!

It hurts quite a bit!

Hey, want to pick some posies?!

I thought you were allergic!

I totally am!

[ Giggling ]

What? What -- what just transpired?!

Darlin' Narwhal Magisword actually useful?!

Brother, explain this! Explain!

I told you, it's respect! Isn't it great?!

Yes, I see! Thank you for training Darlin' Narwhal for me!

I'll just take her back now...

Hang on, Vambre!

You threw Darlin' Narwhal away, remember?

Narwhal and I have a very complicated relationship

based on love and understanding and--

I understand that

you're stealing Darlin' Narwhal from me!

Have a waffle!

I'm not hungry, but these guys are!

Hearts: Om, nom, nom, nom!

Give back my property! Hyah!

-Signs of life! -[ Growls ]

Announcer: Electric Eel Magisword!

[ Maniacal laughter ]

Om, nom, om, nom, om, nom!

Om, nom, nom, nom, om, nom!

-[ Coos ] -Om, nom, om, nom, om, nom!

-Ooh! -[ Giggles ]

No, no, no, no! No, no, no!

Mwah!

[ Laughter ] Oh, goodness.

Vambre, this has been fun and all...

but what say we go try out the massage chairs

at Mount Ma'al instead, 'kay?

Massage chairs?!

I would never do any such activity

with a Magisword thief!

Darlin' Narwhal is my sword,

and I won't let a Magisword thief like you change that!

But you threw her away.

[ Growls ]

I'll get her back from you, Prohyas --

mark my words...

How do you mark words?! [ Baby gargles ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

Announcer: Sucker Fishing Pole Magisword!

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Giant Egg Magisword!

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[ Screaming ]

[ Growls ]

It's impossible!

As long as Prohyas holds Darlin' Narwhal Magisword,

he's unstoppable!

Wait a tick -- that's it!

If I can get Darlin' Narwhal out of his hands,

victory would be mine!

And then I can take my rightful Magisword back!

[ Maniacal laughter ]

Hmm, I wonder if I should be concerned

that I'm laughing maniacally.

I'm sure it's fine.

Announcer: Soon! Kittens for sale!

We have all sorts of cuddly options.

Perfect for a big cuddleman like you -- wink.

Uh, are these your children?

Pbbbbfft! -Maybe.

Who's asking?

Uh...

Prug: Somebody help!

Handy, I was just about to back away slowly.

Don't be a stranger, cuddleman.

Prohyas, I'm scared of the tops of specific pine trees!

Prug the decidedly adorable dragon!

Hold on tight, friend-o! Daddy's got ya!

Rescue bubble kisses!

Wha?! It burns!

Looks like I'll need two meat hooks to handle this one.

[ Inhales ] Darlin' baby,

I'm gonna have to put you down.

[ Coos sadly ]

[ Groaning ]

It hurts! [ Gasps ]

I will return, my love.

Gu.

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Grabby Giraffe Magisword! -Huh?!

Squiggly appendages! No!

My little wings can't fly for long, Prohyas!

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

Panda-chute Magisword! -Huh.

Oof! Prohyas, my hero!

I -- [ Grunts ]

Let's celebrate this intense victory

with ma baby Darlin' Narwhal!

Oh, Darlin'?!

Huh? Where my baby at?!

Aah! Oof! No, no, no, no, no!

My aquatic mammal! I will find you!

Prohyas, I um -- I have a confession.

I like to dip my popcorn in milk.

Prug, I'm trying to find my swordchild here--

Oh, no, no, no, that's not what I meant to confess.

Um...Vambre kind of paid me to put myself in danger

so you would put down your Darbie Warhol Magisword.

Prug, how could you?!

She graciously donated to my decorative egg collection.

[ Maniacal laughter ]

Vambre's got my little honeydew!

Yes! She's all mine! Ha!

M'kay, just because you have her does not mean she's yours.

Oh, yeah, dear brother? Take this!

[ Baby cooing ] Rage!

Why won't you work for me the way you do for Prohyas?!

Vambre, Darlin's not gonna like that very much!

Do my bidding! Hyah!

[ Baby gurgling ] Scream and run away!

[ Screaming ]

Further screaming!

[ Screaming ] Oh, no,

it's the kitten wagon!

Oh, deary me!

My internal organs!

Huh?! [ Screaming ]

Hey, no yanksies!

♪ Reunited with a Magisword ♪

-Lovin' airbags! -Huh? My children!

I mean -- my precious wares!

Abloob loob loob loob loo!

[ Gasps ]

[ Tires squealing ]

Darlin' Narwhal: Boom!

Yes! Drown me in your kitty love!

-So fuzzy. -Yeah!

And my organs feel fantastic!

-Yeah! -Hee!

[ Screaming ] Ow!

[ Grunts ] Prohyas, I've learned

something today.

I now understand that your bond with Darlin' Narwhal Magisword

is fueled by the power of love and friendship!

I feel absolutely horrid for trying to come between you two.

It's as though I've been the villain this whole time!

Prohyas, please forgive me!

Oh, Vambre, I don't know why I'm talking right now,

but you've clearly learned an important lesson.

But, Vambre, you did-- -Okay, you stand over there.

You gave me a hearty apology,

and you learned from the experience.

So with all that behind us--

Sorry isn't good enough!

I promise to do something extra-nice to make up for this.

You'll see! [ Breathing loudly ]

Announcer: The next morning.

[ Snoring ]

Your objection is overruled and beautiful, lawyercorn.

[ Snores ]

Dear brother, up you must wake!

Making up happens now, because I'm not a bad person!

Breakfast in bed! Aw, yeah! Thanks, sis!

I also shined all of your belongings!

Mmm! Uh, not necessary,

but thanks.

And I tricked out your Accordion Magisword!

Vambre is surely a nice person now!

Third person -- yikes.

I alphabetized your boot collection!

Those...aren't mine.

Finally, I bought you tickets to a cruise ship!

Um...

[ Baby coos ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

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