Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At the fabulous Den O' Hair! Silky!

Hurry, Prohyas. We haven't much time.

Coming!

[ Twinkle! ]

Why in Rhyboflaven's name won't this door open?

Hey, Vambre. Is it broke?

Check out my hair.

Isn't it lovely today, sis?

Here, touch it.

Now is really not the time, brother.

Touch. Fine.

No!

I don't think you've washed them gloves,

and it took me all morning to style this thang.

That's why we're in this predicament.

Did you have to spend all our rent money

on hair-care products?

I did, Vambre. Yes.

Prohyas, if we don't get this cave reward quickly,

our landlord will rent our home out from under us!

[ Coughs ]

Mr. Pachydermus loves us.

And this cheeky little number is currently occupied

by a couple of lousy slacker types.

[ Chuckles ]

And it can be yours...

[ Clock ticking ]

in 11 minutes.

[ Chuckles ]

Oh, no!

I gotta tell the Warriors.

Boop. Boop. Boop. Beep. Beep. Boop.

Boop. Beep. Beep. Boop.

Hmm.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Kawaii.

[ MagiMobile rings ]

Huh? Nyope, busy.

[ Grunting ]

[ MagiMobile rings ]

Hoy hoy.

Vambre, Prohyas,

there's an elephant in here

trying to sell our home to someone else!

That's it. Prohyas, quit fawning over yourself

and help me open this door!

'Kay.

Uggh. Bingo.

Ooh!

This filter gives you a dog nose.

Eh. [ Inhales, blows ]

Good old hair trick.

Hyah! Oh.

Somebody is gonna be in jail for borking.

Prohyas, be careful. Oof!

Well, this looks rudimentary.

Easy pants, too.

Hop! Hop! Hop! Hop!

Why, hello, handsome.

Fancy a smooch, bubbles?

Aaaaahhhh!

No time for screaming.

Savvy, Prohyas.

Prohyas?

Sweet baby carrots!

Where is it?

Announcer: Soothing Brush Magisword!

[ Mumbling frantically ]

Oh, yeah.

Baby, no!

Oof! Whew!

Seriously? Tell me about it.

That's the fastest I seen him move all day.

Announcer: Magnet Magisword!

Prohyas!

Sweet babby,

I'll never lose you again!

Aah!

You better get over here now, or the hair spray gets it.

Not the babby!

Aah!

I'm gonna drop it.

[ Grunting ] One second.

Blow-dryer Magisword!

Huh, ahh!

Any decade now. Let me just...

Prohyas, come on!

Perfecto.

Nyoom!

Prohyas, watch out.

[ Tires screech ]

[ Sighs ]

Flawless.

[ Grunting ]

[ Grumbling ]

Vambre, honey, when it comes to hair gel,

less is more.

Now say "Broccoli."

Vanity.

Ah, close enough for jazz.

Come on, Vambre. Give me back my MagiMobile.

You'll get it back after we get our reward.

Prohyas? Wow.

I really am a work of art.

Oh, no, you do not!

Tomato Magisword!

Hyah!

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Aaaaaaah!

♪♪

There, now you can focus.

Aww. Good thing I brought my own.

Mirorange Magisword!

[ Sniffs ]

Ah.

Och!

[ Glass cracks ] Owie.

No more lollygagging!

Whoa, Vambre.

Careful with the merchandise.

No, not when there's so much more to go.

[ Rumbling ]

♪♪

[ Giggles ] I can see my hair from every angle.

We'll be out on our keisters at this rate.

The only way that boy would focus

is if he didn't have a single hair on his head.

♪♪

I'm so dang pretty, I could kiss myself.

Mwah!

[ Buzzing ]

♪♪

Aaaaaah!

Vambre, why did you do that?

Because your vanity was slowing us down.

Or did you forget that an elephant

is going to take away our home?

That may have slipped past me, yes.

Besides, you can grow your hair back instantly anyway.

It's rude to shave a man's hair without his permission but fine.

I'll grow it back right now.

Hmmm!

Huh?

Hmmmmm!

Vambre, it's not working.

What if it never grows back? I'll never be handsome again!

A shame, truly. It is!

Without my hair, I'm nothing.

You drama king, we're burning daylight.

Please tell me this room is easy.

Vambre, over there.

Oh, the key to the next room.

♪♪

Oh. What flamboyant music.

Why, thank you.

Hmm?

♪♪

[ Sighs ] A game of keep away, eh?

Nyeh!

Let's get 'em, Prohyas!

[ Laughs ]

Muh.

Prohyas, catch it.

[ Grunts lazily ]

Nyeh. I almost had it.

♪♪

You're not even trying.

The old Prohyas could catch it.

Alas, he is no longer with us.

[ Grumbles ]

The warrior you once knew is no more.

The key is right there, Prohyas.

Obtain it.

[ Groaning ]

Go, Prohyas! Go!

[ Groaning ]

Get it! Get it! Get it!

[ Groaning ]

Almost had it.

[ Cackles ] [ Snarls ]

Announcer: Bulldozer Magisword!

Hyah!

♪♪

[ Prohyas groans ]

♪♪

Ptew!

Eee!

Ptewie!

[ Groans ]

Announcer: Hook Magisword!

♪♪

♪♪

Phew. That was considerably harder

than it should've been.

It's almost like shaving his head was a bad idea!

It was your idea!

We're the same person, smarty pants!

I'm sorry, Vambre. I couldn't do anything.

Oh, dear Prohyas, you did plenty.

Well, that's a fib, fibby.

Really? Of course.

In fact, if you were to give it another go,

I'm sure you could grow that hair back.

Hmmmm!

[ Pop! ]

Hmmm!

Well, it's something.

Maybe I'm not doomed after all.

Let's get this show on the road.

[ Echoing ] Show on the road.

Show on the road.

♪♪

Uh, Prohyas? Are you all right?

Now you'll never make it in time!

I'll show you!

[ Muffled ] Let's do this!

♪♪

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

♪♪

What? What did I miss?

Hairmosa: Welcome, fellow followers of fashion.

Your follicle ferocity has proven you worthy to fight

for the beautiful, monstrously gorgeous,

insanely valuable, and utterly fabulous

Crown of Hairmosa.

Your flair for fashion has...

Oh, my.

Honey, you couldn't get horses to eat

from that purple haystack.

Wow, spicy.

Can we just get this fight over with?

We are very short on time.

[ Laughs ]

Fight you?

Honey, I don't even want to touch you.

You could ruin my whole 'do.

Huh. Why does that sound familiar to me?

Silence! I reject your duel offer.

You are not worthy of my crown.

Well, you are not worthy of that hair.

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Hairmosa: Yah!

Prohyas, are you okay?

I'm -- I'm okay.

[ Squeals ]

I'm back, babby!

Love me so much you just had to have a piece, huh?

I caused this issue, and I shall solve.

But, Vambre, I...

Announcer: Rain Cloud Magisword.

Nice try.

♪♪

Well, we're done for.

I can fight! I got hair.

Announcer: Hair Curler Magisword!

Let's trim down that ego together.

Really? You mean it?

I mean it.

Eeee! Aah!

I have had enough of this.

Rah!

Announcer: Hair Curler Magisword!

Rain Cloud Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo Storm Turbine.

♪♪

[ Static crackles ]

Well, then.

Very well.

You have bested Hairmosa.

Take my crown and never come back.

Gladly. Vambre,

I wanted to apologize.

My vanity caus-- No time!

Time is almost up, so all I'll need is a deposit,

and the place is yours.

Here's your deposit.

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

[ Sighs ] Prohyas, I want

to apologize for...

No, Vambre, it's my fault.

In fact, I don't need this hair.

I can live with being bald for a little while.

Wow, Prohyas, that's very mature of you.

Yeah, it is. Hey, you still have my MagiMobile?

Yes, but what... Make-up selfie.

Prohyas, how could y--

Oh, is that a dog nose?

Yes.

♪♪

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