Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: Somewhere in Rhyboflaven! Stroll!

Glee, Prohyas.

I can't wait to test the 41 new Magiswords

we acquired from Bunky!

[ Chuckles ] Same.

Um, Prohyas, why isn't the background moving with us?

Valid question, Vambre.

I mean, it says "BG Pan" right up there.

[ Both gasp ] I suddenly feel really

vulnerable to an attack.

All: You don't say?

Both: Thieves!

Need any help with those bags?

Announcer: Snow Cone Magis-- Uh...

Pandachute Magi-- No. No.

Ooglie Googlie Eye Magi-- [ Groans ]

Just pick something! -Och.

Warm Hug Magisword!

Mama.

Not at all helpful.

What I could really use is --

Announcer: Raincloud Magisword!

See, what I wanted was --

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

Chomp. I chew it. I chew it. I chew it. I chew it.

Trying to find a good Magisword

for this situation is getting --

Needlessly Complicated Magisword!

I don't -- Uh -- [Sighs] Whatever.

Both: Thieves and pirates?

Oh. It's needlessly complicating the situation.

No. No. It's funny.

Warrior flee!

This is just sad.

You guys want to go get lunch?

-Yeah. -I think lunch sounds good.

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire headquarters! Bummed out!

Ding dang, Vambre.

Is it possible to have too many Magi--

Hold your tongue!

See, this type of situation is why I'm concerned.

Wait. I've got it.

Let's limit ourselves to 10 Magiswords

to bring for the next mission.

I'm not sure I'm following, sis.

With fewer Magiswords to select from,

it'll be much easier to choose the right one on the fly.

That makes sense, probably.

...8, 9, 10.

Eureka! I can finally bend my knees again.

I feel lighter than air.

[ Doorbell ringing ]

A customer?

[ Growls ]

Both: Hey, Frostferatu.

Fine. Fine. Terrific.

Let's get this over with.

I need you to drop this off

deep in the Deepest Darkest Woods.

It's, um...

[ Mumbling ] It's for my mom.

What?

[ Normal voice ] It's for my mom!

It's for his mom. You have a mommy.

Actually, that's really sweet.

Wait a tick. She's your mother.

Why don't you deliver the present yourself?

She happens to live in a really bad neighborhood.

Oh, please, Frostferatu.

How bad a neighborhood could it be?

[ Growls ]

Both: Oh, no. Chickenbear!

Ba-caw.

Chickenbear or bearchicken?

Whatever it is, it's in our way.

Announcer: Raincloud Magisword!

[ Bawking ]

Geez, Vambre, that was pretty brutal.

Announcer: The transition prevented me from telling you

that we're in the Deepest Darkest Woods!

I'm just saying, if this really was a bad neighborhood,

sure, use brute force.

Look out, Prohyas!

Boulder Magisword!

A fuzzrooster ain't never hurt nob--

Oof!

Oh, so that's the bad neighborhood.

What senior citizen lives right across from the River of Fangs?

A very hermit-y one.

But of course.

Walk the Plank Magisword would have been perfect

to make a bridge.

Oh! Walk the Plank?

No. No. No. I don't have that one either.

Then we'll just have to make do with what we have.

Extendo-flick Magisword!

Pfft. Another hitting kind of sword?

After you, dear brother.

[ Giggling ]

Oh. Forgot about the flick.

Um...

Wait. I've got it.

Birdcall Magisword!

Really? That was one of your 10?

I'll call on our feathered friends of the forest

to carry us across.

[ Magisword cawing ]

[ Birds cawing ]

[ Laughs ]

Totally worth it to bring Bonehead Magisword

just for that gag.

Could we try something a little more practical?

Announcer: Ground Pound Magisword!

I fail to see how beating on the river is more practical.

Watch and learn.

Shall we?

We shan't.

♪♪

Och.

What else did you bring?

Candy Magisword!

That's the doopiest choice yet.

Watch this.

[ Munching ]

First of all, that's not helping us cross the river,

and, second, it is going to destroy your teeth.

I do what I want! Wait.

The sugar rush has given me an even "betterer" idea.

Pillow Magisword!

What kind of doopy Magisword choice is that?

Are we going to put the river to sleep?

Please, Vambre. Be serious.

I'm gonna summon the Tooth Fairy!

The Tooth Fairy? Seriously?

That is the doopiest idea ever conceived!

Doopiest idea? Doopiest idea?

It is best plan!

When the Tooth Fairy sees all the teeth,

she'll replace them with sparkling jemms,

just like she does for all the good little boys

and girls of Rhyboflaven.

Oh. That's brilliant, Prohyas.

Got any better ideas?

[ Both growling ]

My stars!

That's a lot of teeth.

Whoa!

Gracious.

If only there were some Warriors around to save me.

This is quite painful, but I'm showing signs of life!

Prohyas, you brought nothing but doopy Magiswords.

Oh, yeah, Vambre?

Well, you only brought brutal Magiswords.

Fine. Feel free to play with your super silly swords,

but kindly do it away from me.

Fine! And you have fun getting hurt

by your painful, punch-y swords.

It's safer away from you, anyway, so there.

Exemplary.

Mock my Magiswords, will he?

Announcer: Radiator Magisword!

I bet right now he's too busy stuffing his face with --

Announcer: Pizza Magisword!

[ Laughing ]

Hasta la pizza, Vambre.

What the...? Nope. Nope.

Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

[ Scoffs ] He should have seen that coming a mile away.

Hot! Hot! Hot!

Uh...

That's not how geysers work!

Underpants Magisword!

[ Giggles ] Underpants.

I can't believe that made your 10!

[ Mockingly ] I can't believe that made your 10.

Mm-hmm.

[ Groans ]

Oof!

[ Groans ]

Announcer: Mechanical Mole Magisword!

Ooh, yeah!

[ Humming ]

Why go over the river when you can simply go under?

[ Gurgling ]

Announcer: Pancake Magisword!

This ought to be a cakewalk.

[ Chuckles ]

Whoa!

[ Groaning ]

Huh?

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Announcer: Big Bad Boot Magisword!

[ Laughs ]

[ Grunting ]

Oh, oh, oh! -Ha!

Announcer: Baby Bootie Magisword!

[ Grunts ]

[ Crying ]

Announcer: Aww. Pillow Magisword.

Muscley Arm Magisword!

[ Air hissing ]

Toothbrush Magisword!

Aaaaaaah!

[ Panting ]

Yeah. Yeah. I -- I didn't think that through.

Watch where you're aiming and stay on your side!

Meat Grinder Magisword!

I can't believe it.

Why is nothing coming out of --

[ Screams ]

Prohyas: Keep your junk off of my side, Vambre.

It's better than your junk.

Sticky Note Magisword!

Caw-caw! Incoherent screaming!

[ Laughs ]

Skidoop.

Not skidoop! Skidon't, in fact!

Aaah!

Hmm.

There's got to be something I haven't used.

Announcer: Raincloud Magisword!

Huzzah!

Tally-ho!

[ Laughing ]

Eat my cloud-shaped dust, Prohyas!

Ha-ha!

Score one for brute-force Magiswords and zero for --

-[ Screeches ] -Aaah!

Hey, Vambre.

I'm a "boid"! Look. I'm a boid!

You'll be a sore loser when I beat you.

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Both gasp ] -Thanks a lot, Vambre.

Because of you and your brutal swords,

we get to be river chow.

Don't put the blame on me.

I'm not the one who brought the doopiest of Magiswords.

Oh, yeah?

You won't call my sword choices doopy when this one saves us!

Announcer: Fuzzy Wuzzy Magisword!

Huh?

No!

-[ Gasps ] -Muscley Arm Magisword!

Working alone isn't gonna get us anywhere, huh, sis?

Let's put our heads together and come up with something.

Quickly! -Well, we're going down.

We might as well go down enjoying ourselves.

[ Munching ]

I already told you, that stuff is going to ruin your...

Both: Teeth!

Announcer: Candy Magisword! Raincloud Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo -- Cavity Cascade!

Look, Prohyas.

Prohyas: [ Whistles ]

I guess we shouldn't split up

when we have a disagreement, huh?

I daresay only between the two of us

do we have an entire brain.

Was bringing only 10 Magiswords each a terrible idea?

We did get across with the Magiswords we had, didn't we?

We just had to be smarter about how we used them.

Hmm. Maybe I shouldn't have brought

only gooftacular Magiswords.

Aye, and perhaps I shouldn't have brought

only the brute-forceiest of Magiswords.

Let's keep up this 10 sword limitation,

but let's try to be more well-rounded about our choices.

10-4, Vamburrito.

At last, Momsferatu's abode...

Be it ever so creepy.

...and now, with the moral out of the way,

let's finally deliver the gift.

Who the what? You -- You have it, right?

Don't look at me! I thought you had it.

Ba-bawk.

Bawk-bawk-ba-gaw!

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