Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: Previously on "Mighty Magiswords"...

the warriors went back to Adventure Academy

to compete in the annual Melee Brawl,

but it turns out they didn't even graduate -- turns out.

For their last credit, they took a fencing class

taught by Hoppus, who hates them,

and that didn't go so well.

Therefore, there was a giant turtle who ate nearly everybody,

and the warriors bested it with the power of magiswords!

As a result, Professor Cyrus asked the warriors

if they still had that map fragment

Bunky gave them on their last day of school.

It was weird.

Bawk, bawk, baaaaaaaawk!

Announcer: And now it's the present!

Finally!

Yes, Professor Cyrus, we --

Announcer: Oh, you know what,

I forgot another super-important part.

Och! Announcer: I mean, people

have been waiting for us

to talk about this part.

Sure they have.

Just get on with it!

Announcer: A handful of years ago!

Doctor: On a scale of one rainbows to 10 kittens,

how would you say you feel?

[ Coughing ]

[ No English accent ] Half a bagel.

Hmm, yes, yes.

Give it to me straight, Dr. Pizazz.

I'm sorry, Norman, but your daughter, she has...

le crudde! [ Squeaks ]

Le crudde?! But she's so young!

[ Sobbing ] What's le crudde?

Chronic loginess, long-term agita,

and uncomfortably warm legs --

probably for the rest of her life.

No!

Also, I found this jemm behind your ear.

Oh, thanks.

Now there's just the small matter of my fee.

Can I use my shiny new jemm towards my bill?

No, you fool! It's fake!

No!

We were supposed to poke rocks with sticks today.

I know you two are rarely apart, Prohyas,

but Vambre needs space if she's gonna get better.

Can you do that, my little broccoli stem?

Can do, Mamala.

Now go poke that rock

extra hard for Vambre, m'kay?

Yes, I -- yes.

Honey, honey! I think I'm sick, too!

The doctor diagnosed me with something called "hypochondria"!

Oh, sweet lumps, I'm sure you're just overrea--

[ Loud sneeze ]

Somebody cover the crops -- this is the end!

I don't want to... [ Sighs ]

[ Retching ]

How long until I can poke things with Prohyas again?

Hang in there, Vambre.

We Warrior women are a strong bushel!

[ Hacking cough ]

[ Sniffles ]

Announcer: Six months later!

Prohyas: Set my people free, a rock!

This rescue is boring without my sis.

Have you been poking a rock with a stick

all alone for six months straight?

Mm-hmm. Dork!

Someday I'll find someone in this town

who understands me...

besides Vambre.

I wonder how she's doing. Vambre?!

You have to be at least as bored as I am!

[ English accent ] Oh, it's been lonely,

but I've found a new way to keep entertained!

Lonely?! What am I, chopped liver?!

Don't tell Liver I said that.

Oh, brain, you're so sassy!

What's with the new funny talky-way?

If you come inside, I'd be delighted to show you!

You mean...

break the rules?

G'ah! My stars! Right.

So a sweet old lady with the best voice ever,

kindly gifted me this copy of "Veronica Victorious

and the Reaction of the Allergies."

I simply cannot put it down!

It's got high-octane action,

the daring-est of adventures,

and splendiferous new words such as "och!"

It's everything I've ever dreamed of!

Wow! That sounds so cool!

Look at how sprightly poor sick Vambre is!

My poor babies are just a-yearnin' for adventure.

Hmm. Oh! I know!

I've already read it four times cover to cover!

It gives me a strong urge to solve people's problems --

with action!

I am so on-board!

Kablammica: My little broco-patch kids!

If you two are gonna have adventures in here,

you'll need these! Ooh!

I collected these sweet babies during my adventurin' days.

They're called magiswords. They grow!

Announcer: Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

Ooh! Good to hear from you, disembodied voice of enthusiasm!

Announcer: You're looking healthy these days, Kablammica!

Oh, stop it, you.

Now as long as you kids keep it in this room,

you're welcome to play with them!

Vambre and Prohyas: Gasp! Eee!

This one looks cool!

Vambre: Ooh, I like this one!

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Look at this super neato dolphin magisword!

I think I'll love you forever, yes, I will!

[ Clicking ]

It's not as awesome as my

Tom-ah-to Magisword!

I think it's pronounced "Tom-ay-to."

I think you're pronounced wrong!

Make sure you play safely, quietly, and secretly!

If your father finds out what you're doing,

he'll flip his floret.

You kids have fun now!

Announcer: One week later!

Unhand my tomato treasure

or taste the wrath of my tomato cannon!

Not if I drown your tomato kingdom first!

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Norman: Let go of my sickly child, you beast!

Huh? Prohyas, Vambre?!

Sharp objects that shoot magic?

Nope, nope, no, no, no, nope, nope, nope!

I'll be taking these, please --

okay, thanks! Norman, please!

They were getting' all excited about adventures.

And, aw, you should've seen their little faces.

Nummy Muffins, how could you let a sick child

play with these dangerous weapons?!

My dearest darling, Vambre needs her rest,

and Prohyas needs to not also get le crudde, sweetheart.

Oy. Norman!

I love ya, my studly farm man,

but being scared didn't work for six months!

Vambre was lonely and begging for stimulation!

The kiddos need each other right now!

Father dearest, this is the most alive I've felt all year!

I know you're concerned for me, but I've really enjoyed

these one-room magisword adventures with Prohyas.

G'hee! Okay.

You can give implements

of destruction to the children.

Yay! Double yay!

But -- no magiswording after 6 P.M.,

and you can only play with them

if you both eat all of your broccoli.

Thank you, Papa! Thank you, Papa!

Ugh, the next thing you know,

they're gonna want to go to Adventure Academy.

Adventure Academy?! Adventure Academy?!

What's that?! What's that?!

Oh, I should've clamped my gaping maw.

Announcer: A few years later!

Finally -- Adventure Academy!

Surely we'll find peers here with whom we fit in!

[ Munching ]

Ptooey!

Peerless as we are.

Look, Gateaux -- ha!

His face is covered in pudding!

His face. [ Laughing ]

It's gonna be you and I against the world forever, isn't it?

It's looking that way, but we'll always

have each other -- no matter what.

That is the sweetest thing you've ever said.

Shh! Don't show these jackals signs of weakness.

Announcer: Flashback over!

Bleech!

Longest flashback ever!

[ Grunting ] If I may get back

to the present,

it is a good thing you still have your map fragment.

Bawk, bawk! Y'all will see

that you are not alone.

Bleech!

Why, it's all of our former Adventure Academy classmates!

You see, all these pieces of map was confiscated

from a mysterious, yet smelly student --

a waft not unlike pickles.

It was gross, but that map collective-wise

leads to the Legendary Knowledge Magisword!

Le-le...

Legendary Knowledge Magisword?!

It contains all the knowledge that has ever been taught

in Adventure Academy -- hundreds of years of teaching!

Bawk, bawk! Or something like that,

I don't know.

Magiswords are all weird and icky.

[ Gasps ] That is literally

the only cool thing

ever to happen at this school!

Save for all the things we got in trouble for.

[ Munching ] Oh, yeah. Yeah, very good, very good!

Mmm! Welp,

that's my cue to leave.

Neddy, that's a map piece.

Right, right. I was totally listening the whole time.

A legendary magisword might be just what we need, Familiar!

Yeah, with that kind of flashy gizmo,

maybe we could be on the cover of "Mercenaries Monthly"!

It'd make us seem...

More legitimate!

Announcer: Bim and Familiar!

With that legendary magisword,

I'd never be bored --

ever! Announcer: Phibby Croax!

Legendary knowledge may be the key to inner peace!

I should empty my mind and meditate on this.

Announcer: Cattus the One-Blade!

Oh, yeah, I've heard knowledge can be a really good thing!

Prohyas: Neddy, you're still--

Announcer: Neddy the Mallet!

[ Groans ] We'll give that legendary

magisword a good home --

in our magisword shredder,

just so you couldn't have it.

Announcer: Morbidia!

Magisword shredder?

I made it myself! [ Loud whirring ]

Announcer: Gateaux! No one asked you,

Gateaux!

Okay, moving on!

You know who should be here? Witchy Simone!

She didn't graduate, but she's still a fellow classmate.

She might still have a piece of map!

I'm gonna give old squirt a call!

That's not my name!

[ Gasps ] [ Panting ]

Simone, you're here!

Why are you dressed like the school mascot?

I was spying on you guys, out a jealousy

that I couldn't be part of the alumni melee goodness.

But this map bweezness is even better!

Also, yeah, I got a map piece. What's it to ya?

If I had the Knowledge Magisword,

I wouldn't have to buy spell books for my witch's brews!

They're just -- they're just so expensive, you guys!

Fantastic! You know, I always thought this map fragment

would lead to treasure. [ Chuckles ]

'Cause it says "fortune" on it.

What?! That's ridonculous!

Our map says "favors," not "fortune."

Fortune, favors.

Wait a minute.

Fortune! Favors!

The! Bold!

Exclamation point!

Coat of arms!

And I got, uh...

Nothing. I got nothing.

Vambre: No, wait!

Announcer: Magnifying Glass Magisword!

"Trademark Adventure Academy, do not photocopy."

Ding, dong, dang-it! "Fortune favors the bold"?

That's the school motto! This is so cool!

Working together with our old classmates

to get a legendary magisword?

It's the ultimate adventure!

Let's do this together!

[ Crickets chirping ]

Um, about that...

What -- about what?!

We all want that magisword.

Only one of us can have it, right?

But -- but... But wouldn't this be more fun together?

Phibby: Having stuff is what's fun!

Ooh, ooh! I can't wait to find and then eat that magisword,

thus gaining it's knowledge! Mmm!

I can't wait to shred that sword

in front of you warrior losers!

[ Loud whirring ]

What did you say?!

I said I can't wait-- What?!

Gateaux, turn off that infernal machine!

I can't!

[ Whimpering ]

You know, I really don't miss feeling like the odd ones out.

A school full of people who like the same stuff,

and they don't want to play together!

Work together.

That's supposed to be the same thing.

Welp, it's you and I against the world again!

Legendary Knowledge Magisword, eh?

With that kind of power, I -- the adorable Glori --

could be the greatest adventurer ever!

Then those Warriors for Hire will bow down

to their former fan!

[ Maniacal laughter ]

Shh!

Bawk, bawk, baaaaaaawk!

Announcer: Before Vambre and Prohyas

became "Warriors for Hire,"

they went to school -- a rough and tumble school

for adventurers!

Now they're back at that school

searching for a legendary magisword!

"Mighty Magiswords: Adventure Academy!"

So we're looking for the Legendary Knowledge Magisword --

alone.

Mmm, where do we start?

Well, perhaps we should start where this "X" is.

That's how maps work. Hey, that's around

where our old classroom was.

Wasn't it? Shall we, for old time's sake?

Need you even ask?

Announcer: This Way Magisword!

Pixel Magisword!

Everything's exactly how we left it.

Even those wads of gum I left under the desk!

[ Grunting ] Ahh!

You can't do that -- it's gross!

That sounds more like a personal hang-up

rather than something I'm actually not allowed to do.

Ahh! [ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ] Cease masticating,

commence rummaging. Bluh.

Professor Cyrus doesn't get rid of anything, does he?

Wow! He still has my confiscated slugburger!

[ Munching ] Be cautious.

The crunching may attract unwanted attention.

[ Upbeat music plays ]

Sweet monkey chunky! It's Bunky?!

Hey, Vambre, you think Bunky might still have...

All of our confiscated magiswords?

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

Mega-drill Magisword!

[ Screaming ] [ Laughs ]

[ Grunting ]

Oof!

Prohyas, I don't believe that locker

opened of it's own volition.

Just say "on it's own," so people understand you!

Announcer: At the Jamesnasium!

Look at all these trophies!

Soc Foot! The Bucket Challenge!

Participation!

Permanent records of our unmatched excellence!

Records. And look --

my old locker still had my tennis uniform!

Gateaux! Those shorts!

Short. Exactly.

Look! Lock!

The Legendary Knowledge Magisword surely must be within!

Er, legendary. I think that's just sports equipment within.

Nonsense!

What school would treasure sporting events

over knowledge?!

Sports equipment?! Augh!

Gateaux, rummage through these things

you were right about to find the thing I'm right about.

Thank you for acknowledging I was correct about something.

Just do it! Just. Look, a spar-bot.

Remember watching the wrestling team practice with this?

No. You had such a major crush

on that one guy.

We don't speak of Francesco!

[ Groans ] [ Screams ]

I regret the shorts!

Announcer: At the café-teria!

Is there a sword in here?

Nope. There a sword in here?

Good gravy -- and other assorted condiments.

The Magimatic Dishwasher.

I can't eat that.

Unless...

Hey! Wait a minute!

Can you remind me what I was looking for, please?

[ Gargling ]

[ Sputtering ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Gasps, screams ]

Oh!

Announcer: That classroom where students

assemble their own monsters!

Cool! So our map chunkus is in the creepy room

full of slightly used monster parts.

Lucky us. I know, right?!

I wanted something extreme!

This was always my least favorite class,

but at least we know no monsters will attack us,

unless someone assembles them.

[ Growling ]

Um... There's one right behind me, isn't there?

No, no, no, no, it...

it's underneath you.

What?! [ Roaring ]

[ Screams ]

Now that's more cowabunga!

Not an adjective.

[ Roaring ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Sighs ]

Announcer: At the potion slab!

[ Grunting, panting ]

Ooh! Look at all these ingredients!

Why, the sheer quantity makes up

for them being the generic brands.

A stitch of time!

Feather of a gray griffin! Sodium benzo--

[ Boom ]

What the Grup?! Jeez, Simone!

Was the potions lab not destroyed enough for you?!

The. Dang, you look terrible,

Townsend.

Oh, come on. That's not even a real name.

You look okay, Cattus.

Yes, I was willing the magisword

to show itself to me through the power of meditation.

[ Snoring ]

I was unsuccessful!

Was anyone successful? All: No.

Maybe now you would all be willing to work together?

All: Yes. Begrudgingly.

Eee!

All: Ooh!

Phibby: Does the "X" stand for "extreme"?

Prohyas: [ Annoyed ] Sure.

Announcer: Soon --

I suppose it's buried here?

Allow me.

Announcer: Jackhammer Magisword!

[ Grunting ] That ain't doing

doo-doodly --

it's magically sealed!

Couldn't help but notice that the seal is shaped like a hand.

A biased hand. No, I think you're onto

something, Familiar.

[ Whirs ] Wait, what?

[ Whirs ]

Fellows, all hands on deck!

We're doing it!

We're unlocking the magisword

with the power of friendship!

Power of hands... Friends' hands.

Morbidia: sans my hands!

If you think Witch Way is joining in

for your happy sparkles friendship time,

you are sorely...

Gateaux!

Get your stinkin' paws off 'em you dang, dirty --

[ Tone whirs ]

It's in the pinky?!

I think so, Brain. We did it!

We did it with the power of togetherness!

And, uh... [ All yelling ]

Looks like once again,

it's you and I left out in the cold.

Shall we do the thing?

Let's do the thing!

Announcer: Muscly-Arm Magisword!

[ Yelling ]

[ Rock music plays ]

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

No!

Hey, weird announcer entity, can ya do us a solid?

Announcer: Soon at the top of the stairs!

It worked! We're here, too!

Comrades! Ready to enter

this final room together?

Yeah! Then we can all fight amongst each other

to decide who gets to keep the sword!

Learn the power of friendship already!

Announcer: Legendary Knowledge Magisword!

[ All gasp ]

[ Maniacal laughter ]

Good gracious! Glori!

How did you get up here before we did?

I took the elevator. Fuss!

The Legendary Knowledge Magisword now belongs to me --

the amazing, adorable Glori!

Yeah, I don't know who you are.

She's a -- a fan of ours.

Yeah, she got a little weird and we had to give her some,

you know, ha, tough love.

My heroes yelled at me, and I will have my revenge!

Ahem. Now I'm gonna use this baby to gain

all of the knowledge Adventure Academy

has ever held and become the best adventurer

in all of Lyvsheria!

Then, I can put the Warriors for Hire

out of bweezness forever!

And then the rest of you dorks by default. Ski-doop!

[ All gasp ]

What the?! It didn't work!

Hey, Gary, if you're done with that,

you mind if I gnaw on it for a while?

Gnaw on this!

Dodge! Dodge!

Why do I suddenly know all the best places to find honey?

And all the best places to surf on the Fickle Sea?

And the super secret recipe for Slugburger's Super Secret Sauce?

Hey! [ Gasps ]

The Legendary Knowledge Magisword

gave me all of your knowledge!

I now know how to counter all of your fighting maneuvers!

[ All gasp ] I know your deepest,

darkest secrets.

[ All gasp ] Big deal.

I know about Francesco.

Get Glori!

Wait! She just said she knows how to counter all of your --

[ All yelling ]

Och!

[ Upbeat music plays ]

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[ Whimpers ]

The Legendary Hyperspace Magisword

can only be used three times a day.

But even if the same rule applies to this one,

she's only used it twice!

If we try to stop her, we take the risk

of getting our minds zapped to her.

I was already bugged out by her lack of respect for boundaries,

but there's things in my head I don't want anyone to know!

Prohyas, I have best plan!

[ Maniacal laughter ]

Glori, on behalf of myself and my brother,

we sincerely apologize.

We treated you appallingly.

Can you find it in your heart to forgive us?

Turns out, nope, turns out.

[ Screams ]

[ Laughing ]

What in the heck am I doing over here?!

[ Screams ] What is that thing?!

Ah, cheese and crackers, not you!

Back, back, back!

[ Grunting ]

Am I supposed to understand what I'm looking at here?

Are you even real?!

We tried to be nice to you, but, no!

That wasn't enough!

You had to go all toxic creeper on us!

Now you think you can handle a legendary magisword?!

Maybe instead of stealing other people's knowledge,

you should stay in school

and get a brain of your own, sweetheart!

[ Screams ]

"Yee" -- and might I add -- "ha."

Wait, I can't remember all the things I learned!

All that newly-attained knowledge is gone!

[ Screams ] Ah, so you can only

hold onto the knowledge

while you're holding the sword.

Well, time to figure out what we're going to do with it.

Maybe some kind of a 10-way time-share dealy?

I am of the opinion that the magisword

belongs to you Warriors.

The Adventure Academy motto is

"Fortune favors the bold,"

and, this day, you Vambre and Prohyas Warrior,

truly are the bold. Are we agreed?

-Agreed. -Agreed!

-Agreed. -Agreed.

-Agreed. -Agreed.

Hey, Morby, what's the hold up?

I don't agree.

I want that sword, and I'll never bow to them!

[ Indistinct whispering ]

Who's Francesco?

Take the stinking sword!

Announcer: The next day at the alumni Melee Brawl!

[ Chanting ] Cattus! Cattus! Cattus!

Prohyas, Vambre, did y'all find that magisword?

Indeed we did!

Want to know what it does? Not in the least.

I just wanted it out of my school!

Bawk!

But that makes no sense.

If you just wanted to get rid of the sword,

why didn't you hunt it down with the map yourself?

And why did you have Bunky give the map to all us in pieces

when we were children, then wait years

to have us all come back and find it now?

That's for me to know, and you not to know.

Later, young'uns. Bawk, baw-bawk!

Ooh, okay. Oh.

Yeah, that's a pretty unsatisfying explanation.

Word. Wait, Prohyas -- I just learned...

We can control Bunky!

Bunky! Baw-bawk!

[ Belches ]

All 41 confiscated magiswords!

Best day of school ever!

I'll show you who's the wannabe!

I'll outdo you -- if it's the last thing I outdo!

[ Grunts ] [ Roars ]

Oops. [ Screams ]

Oof! I won!

[ Upbeat music plays ]

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