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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Slugburger! Faaf!

Both: Uff! We did it!

Fencing Magisword is ours!

Those chain-link Chupacabras were no match for us!

Time to celebrate at Slugburger!

[ Sloop! ]

Ah, Slugburger!

One Slugburger, uh, please.

Buhhh!

What's the matter, Simone?

I mean, Squirt? I mean, Simone?

[ Sighs ] Cattus, from Adventure Academy,

he stopped by this mornin' all, "Good day to you, Lady Simone,

how fair thee?" and whatnot.

He seems far too cheery a bloke

to have intended anything rude towards you, deary.

Did something happen? Eh.

I just don't like runnin' into old classmates, you know?

It's embarrassin' to see them being all successful-like

while I'm stuck here. Oh, dear heart.

It didn't help nuttin' that he was yammerin' on

about the Adventure Academy Alumni Melee Brawl

happenin' this weekend, for graduates only,

and Vambre, you're hurtin' me.

Oh. So I am.

My, but that does sure sound like

an activity that one would hate to miss.

[ Laughs ] Yes.

Why, to delay signing up for such a thing

would be torturous for lovers of intense action.

[ Chuckles ] Indeed.

But comforting a close friend should always come first.

Oh, just go, ya mooks.

Announcer: Soon at Adventure Academy!

Both: Hello, Cattus!

Warrior siblings Vambre and Prohyas!

Oh, it has been years!

It's been exactly -- Bawk!

...years, actually.

Wait, was that --

Well, well, well.

If it ain't Vambre and Prohyas Warrior, probably.

Oh! But it is!

Fair thee well, fellow graduates!

See you on the amiable battlefield!

Huh. Ah!

Professor Cyrus, still somehow enjoying employment

despite constantly endangering children?

I have tenure.

Also, I'm principal.

But what brings you back to campus, smarty-willikers?

Silly Billy... He's retired.

We're here for the Adventure Academy

Alumni Melee Brawl.

Or, I assume, the Aaamb for short.

No, no, it would be the A-A-Amb.

You would need to know how many A's are in the acronym.

I can tell ya how many A's you're a-lackin'.

All of 'em!

But more specifically,

the one class y'all never completed.

Ba-ba-bawk! Say what, now?

[ Laughs ] You must be joshing.

Of course, we've completed our training.

We're professionals now.

Now let me ask y'all something.

Y'all never once found it suspect

that neither of y'all have diplomas

nor an invite to this eventuganza?

Well, deliveries have always been spotty in this kingdom.

-That is irrelevant. -Baw-baw-baw-bawk!

The Melee Brawl is for graduates only,

and that ain't pertainin' to you.

Both: What?!

Professor! Buddy! Fellow adult!

Please, oh, please, oh, gravy, don't do this to us!

Could you find it anywhere in your accursed black heart --

normal human heart --

to let us be a part of this?

No, no, no. It simply ain't fair

to everyone else who done their work proper-like.

-Uh, baw-baw-bawk bawk bawk. -Hmm, yes.

If you was able to do that work, however,

then mayhaps I might could grant you entry.

You mean...

Yes.

If you wish to do battle,

you must agree to...

go back to school!

♪ Bawk-bawk-baaaaaaawk ♪

Vambre: I am none too pleased

to be awaiting more lessons at this place.

It's like one of those reoccurring nightmares

where you show up to class wearing pants.

Come on, sis. We've got this in the bag.

We just need to build a fence,

and we already got the Fencing Magisword, so --

Prohyas, the class is fencing, the verb.

It's a form of sword play.

That can't possibly be right.

No, I'm befuddled, as well,

but it's right here in black and white.

[ Sighs ] The world isn't in black and white, Vambre.

Regardless,

we've attained much more real-world experience

since we failed this class, so...

Raahh!

Frankylo! Goomer!

Oh, you're in this class, too? How delightful!

When did you guys decide to become adventurers?

[ Incoherent squeaky babbling ]

Ohh!

Um...

He said living in the dinosaur kingdom

just brings that out in them.

Oh.

Well, sharing this class with familiar faces

could make this more fun.

♪♪

Boing!

Good morning, class.

I shall be your cram school teacher

for the next few days.

Hoppus? Phew!

Friends all around. This won't be so bad after all.

Friends?!

Uh...frenemies?

Every interaction with you Warrior siblings

has made my life more difficult!

I look very forward to reciprocating.

And you are?

Muh! Rahr!

Goomer. Frankylo. Got it.

Welcome to my class.

First things first -- the proper tools for this job.

Both: Our Magiswords!

You cruel, yet adorable creature!

Hoppus, be reasonable.

What sense does it make to take our swords away from us

in a sword fighting class?

C'mon! You love Magiswords, too!

I do, and you'll notice that I use them as swords,

not just some giant magic wands!

So to get back to basics, you'll be using your foils.

Ooh! Ooh!

And this school-mandated protective gear.

Ooh! Ooh!

Now take a proper stance.

Pbht! That part's easy.

Announcer: Foil!

I already said foil!

I don't know what you want from me!

Mine's broken.

Aah!

Seems to be working just fine to me.

[ Warble! ]

♪♪

[ Buzzer ]

Good show!

I do so look forward to quite the brawl with thee!

Excelsior!

I'm beginning to sympathize

with Witchy Simone's gripes about Cattus.

We can't fail this class. It'll be humiliatin'!

Hey! No chitchat in my class.

Simply awful.

You two were great.

Yay! Yay!

Here. Maybe you two

should practice with these in your off time

and work up to foils.

Ooo! Is he handing out prizes?

What did you get?

Announcer: Academic!

Pay attention, Warriors.

The first thing you need to learn

is the position "En Garde."

Oh. All right.

Where are you going?

You told us to be on guard.

No! Stand in the position "En Garde."

Well if we're going to stand on guard,

we should really be by the entrance.

Let's move on to step two -- the lunge.

Whoo! Whoo!

-Now where are you going?! -We're going to lunch.

I didn't say lunch! I said, lun-- Ah!

So, when will it be time for lunch?

It'll be time for lunch when I say it's time for lunch!

Is it time for lunch?

No! [ Bell rings ]

Okay, yes.

Announcer: Tasty!

You don't think knuckle sandwiches

are made from real knuckles, do you?

[ Gasps ] Vambre! Look!

It's Botticelli the tortoise!

Oh, yes.

You used to take care of her after school.

Look how unkempt her terrarium is.

No wonder she's so unhappy.

Well, don't worry, girl.

I'm gonna return your home to its former --

Glori? Uh, y-yeah, that.

I was... No, Prohyas. Look.

Sweet monkey chunks! It's Glori!

For my project this week for Potions 101,

I'm making a growth serum!

Aye, an ambitious concoction that is.

Last time we saw our "biggest fan,"

she spent all day trying to force us to rescue her!

We'd best skidoop before she spots us

and starts all over again.

Yeah, that is best plan.

Don't worry, Botty! I'mma save you, girl!

Tomorrow is your final exam.

Goomer and Frankylo,

you've shown amazing top-notch skills at fencing,

especially considering that neither of you

has any arms or hands.

Great work! You're dismissed.

Yay! Yay!

And you, Warriors...

Eh? Eh? Yeah.

You're still both uncoordinated ninnyhammers

who I greatly dislike,

and your unavoidable failure tomorrow

will taste even sweeter

than your mother's amazing cream of broccoli soup.

-Great pep talk, Coach. -Can we be excused now?

No!

Okay, yes.

You may walk away slowly

while I point and laugh at you.

[ Laughs ]

Well, I'm going to go home, curl up into a ball,

and have Grup bury me in the backyard.

You did fantastic, beasts.

Congrats on your exemplary grade.

Yay! Yay!

Now, Vambre and Prohyas.

Begin the match on my mark.

Three, two..

Last, to dampen the growth spell's effects,

the dust of a ground up hog snout.

[ Chuckles ] Well, time to go powder my nose.

[ Cauldron shatters ]

...one. [ Whistle blows ]

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

[ Rumbling ] Huh?

Huh? Huh?

Hot broccoli nuggets!

Botticelli, you are huge!

By the holes of my ancestors, it's a giant tortoise!

Aye, ya overgrown spittoon!

How dare ye dilapidate me classroom!

Give me an "A"! A!

Give me an "A"! A!

What's that spell?

Aah! Aah!

Nyoo! Nyoo!

Goomer! Frankylo!

Well, Professor Cottontail?

Are you gonna put a stop to this?!

Don't you know

the tortoise is the natural enemy of the hare?!

They're impossible to outrun!

I gotta hide! Boing!

Och!

A gargantuan terrapin face-off for a final exam?!

How devastatingly brilliant!

[ Both gasp ] What about you,

Professor Cyrus?

Yeah, I mean, your school's getting destroyed,

and your faculty, students, and alumni are getting eaten.

So...

Hey, I'm just here to observe.

Now, do you want to pass this test, or don't you?

Bawk!

The time has come, brother. You know what we have to do.

Yes, sister. I do.

Hnngh! Hnngh!

♪♪

Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

Magisword use is strictly against the rules!

If using a Magisword...

Will get the job done...

Both: Why not use them?!

You gotta learn the rules

before you bre-- Aah! [ Gulp! ]

Crud muffins.

[ Warble! ] No, no, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Why was I born so delicious?!

Aah! [ Gulp! ]

Brother, let's give Botty an unbalanced breakfast.

Sure thing, sister!

Hey, Botty! Over here.

[ Singsong voice ] I got some tasty celery for you!

Come and get some wonderfully fresh

leafy greens, you lovely creature!

Here, Botty, Botty, Botty! Here, Botty, Botty,

Botty, Botty!

Oh, good turtle! Come on.

Good turtle!

♪♪

Announcer: Roundabout Magisword!

Tickle Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo!

Tickle Twist!

Blblblblblblblbl!

[ Laughs ]

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Ah-choo!

Uh, what say we pass the Warriors

and never speak of this again?

-Deal. -Bawk.

Goodness.

I was only gone a few minutes. What happened?

We were all just eaten by that enormous tortoise,

and then we were all saved by the Warriors for Hire!

It was spectacularly victorious!

Aah! Yes!

A congratulatory "Aah!" for the Warriors!

Aah! Aah!

Congratulations, Warriors!

You are now both officially 100% graduated

from Adventure Academy

and can sign up for the Alumni Melee Brawl.

I have an important matter to discuss with you'ins.

Warrior huddle! Warrior huddle!

Y'all still have that map fragment

that Bunky gave you your freshman year?

Yeah, I've been using it as a sweat rag.

How am I related to you?! Directly, turns out.

What if I told you two that the full, complete map

leads to a legendary Magisword?

Both: What the what?!

♪ Baw-baw-baaawwwwk ♪

Can I know now? Announcer: No!

♪♪