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♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

♪♪

Announcer: Another peaceful day in Kotassian Pass.

Whoa!

Ugh!

Announcer: Tomato Magisword!

Prohyas: No, no, no, you got to get closer.

Your face is, like, 10% in the shot.

[ Camera shutter clicks ] Oh, that was a good one!

Rahhh!

Prohyas, we're meant to be fighting these trollblins.

Ugh! Well, that's good because here come several.

Announcer: Instant Wrap Magisword!

-Ooh! -Aah!

Ugh!

-[ Giggles ] -Say, "Bro--"

Uh, hold on. Hold on. Bow is a little crooked.

Perfect.

Thanks. Say, "Broccoli."

Broccoli. [ Camera shutter clicks ]

Ooh, that is quite good.

We're supposed to be battling here.

Blah-hum.

'Tis a rumble you want?

Vambre shall oblige.

I regret obliging immediately.

Prohyas, let's use a super-team combo to --

[ Gasps ] Prohyas?

Oh!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

-Ugh! -Ugh!

Ugh! [ Watch ringing ]

Break's over, fellas.

[ Grumbling ]

[ Groans ]

Prohyas: Aw, he had his eyes closed.

I'm sorry! Okay?

I thought you had it under control,

and there was a bug.

A bug? The coolest bug!

I wanted to take a photamagraph of it.

For you.

[ Sighs ] While I find your naive sentimentalism adorable,

it didn't stop me from being flattened.

A-ha, she answered.

Who? Princess Zange.

I asked her if you could relax in her royal spa,

and she said... Oh, yeah, totes.

It's my way of saying sorry for being distracted.

Well, I could use a soak and a good book.

But can you handle things here on your own?

You were awfully distracted earlier.

I'll hold the fort down while you get your chill on.

Fine. I'll go but only on the condition that you are

responsible and only contact me in the event of an emergency.

Oh, come on, Vambre. You're talking to

a professional promise keeper here.

You go relax and enjoy your book.

I'm sure I will.

Oh, and Prohyas, don't disappoint me.

What could possibly happen?

Something's happened!

Great! Handling happenings is my specialty.

Well, it's an awful happening,

and it happened to all the books in the Library of Shhhh!

Mm-hmm.

Books, eh? [ Chuckles ]

I need Vambre!

Nope. Excuse me?

I -- I mean, of course I'll help you.

Okay. Keep it together, handsome.

You are a professional.

I can do this mission without Vambre's help,

just me myself and...

Noville, thanks for coming.

Well, uh, I couldn't say no after the third time.

The tears were a bit much, though.

[ Chuckles ]

The two of us will solve this book-based dilemma

without Vambre. Wait.

I thought you said Vambre was meeting us here.

Did I? Aaah!

So the problem is the books fell off the shelves.

Prohyas, look at this!

Mm.

It's definitely a book. Good eye, Noville.

No, I mean look inside.

The pages are blank.

Maybe it's supposed to be blank.

"The Big List of Complicated Words."

Okay. Hmm.

Biblia: They're all blank! Mm-hmm.

[ Both scream ] Shh!

[ Chuckling ]

-Sorry. -Sorry.

This is what I saw

when I arrived this morning.

The entire library's catalog

has been wiped clean and throw askew.

I've been trying to fix it all day. Mm-hmm.

[ Chuckles ] Thousands of books wiped blank.

How curious.

Nope. Nope. We promised Vambre a day off!

It's likely this is being caused by some linguistic magic.

Maybe if we -- Delay that, Noville.

As the senior adventurer here,

I think we should...

Hmm.

...do whatever you were gonna say.

Well, I was going to suggest that we go to my shop

for further research.

We have many tomes that can certainly

help us solve this myst--

No! What happened to the shop, Helmut!

Shh! Oh, s-s-s-sorry.

W-what happened to the shop, Helmut?

Only the coolest thing ever to happen to this place.

The letters peeled right out of the books

and out the window.

It was pretty sweet.

Why didn't you call me?

-Shh! -S-s-s-sorry.

Yeah! Why didn't you call him?

-Hey! When did he get-- -Shh!

Oh, come on! If it weren't for me,

this place would've been run down months ago.

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Did you at least see where the words went?

No. I mostly tried to eat some of them.

Pew!

Dorks!

We have to catch those letters!

They're the only clues we have!

They're getting away!

Prohyas, make haste!

One second. All right. Let's roll.

After those letters. Mm-hmm.

Announcer: Soon... Hey!

Wow! Alpha Beta Carrowteen,

the oldest library in Rhyboflaven.

It actually has some of the original manuscripts

for Veronica Victorious.

[ Gasps ] Vambre's book!

I hope this letter nonsense isn't wreckin' her vacay.

[ Snoring ]

[ Whimpering ]

We've got to solve this as quick as possibible.

Wow, this place is huge!

Goshums, it's even bigger on the inside.

This place hasn't been dusted in decades.

This place was abandoned

after it was invaded by the Ghost King.

Huh. I'm surprised you're not

terrified right now, Noville.

I thought that was your king.

[ Chuckles ] Well, first of all,

your threshold for what someone

should be scared of might be a bit skewed.

What? There hasn't been a ghost sighting here

in over 100 years.

Well, this book is gibberish, but it has letters in it.

That's good news. This will be the perfect place

to stake out and wait for the phenomena to happen.

[ Explosion ]

Guys, over here! I think --

People just don't make doors for sasquatches anymore.

-Anymore? -Guys, over here.

I think I heard some -- [ Explosion ]

[ Gasps ] Did you hear that?

Quick, everyone! I think there's something over here!

♪♪

[ Sighs ]

Announcer: Uh, is that supposed to say, "Later"?

Is -- Is that right?

Yeah? Oh, okay. I thought so.

Later!

Shouldn't we be more careful

about walking towards loud, dangerous noises?

[ Chuckles ] Noville, when you're a master adventurer

like myself, you develop a sense for danger.

[ Explosion ] [ Screams ]

[ Groans ]

[ Evil cackling in distance ]

What the...?

[ Cackling continues ]

Hey, what's going on over here?

Aah! How did you --

Shh.

Hmm, we need to expand your vocabulary.

♪♪

[ Sighs ] This guy again.

W-what is he?

A twerpy little weather gnome

with a penchant for destruction and mayhem.

And this one time, he tried to wake up the barren faceland.

Attention, loud ruffian, you are disturbing

an historic library in Rhyboflaven!

Mm-hmm!

Well, if it isn't the bowling pin

from Warriors for Hire and friends!

Please extract yourself from the premises

and return the words to my books immediately!

Mm-hmm!

Hmm, I'll do, uh, one of those things.

[ Laughs ]

See you in the funny papers!

-Hmm! -Wow, that wasn't hard at all.

[ Explosion ]

Okay. I really wish Vambre were here.

Me too! Oh, so am I not

good enough for you?

Can't you call her or something?

She said only in case of an emergency.

[ Growling ]

Big emergency, Prohyas!

I'm sorry, Vambre, but this is important.

I don't remember that feature.

-[ Growls ] -Get him, Monkey Chunks!

[ Grunts ]

It's about time you learn the code of conduct

in the library!

Monkey flip.

[ Groans ]

Uh, any recommendations for a light read?

Arrows.

Announcer: Foam Finger Magisword!

Is that all you got?

More arrows.

♪♪

Phew!

Do you think it can get through that?

Burning acid.

Obliterate.

How do you think it intends to personify that?

Asked and answered.

Announcer: Roundabout Magisword!

Toilet bear?

Aah!

Toilet bear?

Obliterate? Oh, it's an anagram!

If we scramble the letters on its face

into something harmless, it can't hurt us.

Of course! [ Chuckles ]

Why don't you demonstrate?

Announcer: Anvil Magisword!

You've been collecting!

Catastrophe.

Chatter soap!

Chatter soap?

Hey, tiny, you better loosen up your face.

It looks a little stiff. Zing!

[ Laughs ]

Veering meteor.

Veering meteor. Veering meteor.

Noville, what's a good anagram for veering meteor?

[ Laughs nervously ]

This gnome is such a pain.

Wait. Gnome.

Carry the... [ Laughs ]

This will work.

Announcer: Bone Head Magisword!

Microphone Magisword!

I'd like to dedicate this next anagram to Vambre Warrior.

Retrieve gnome!

Retrieve gnome.

[ Laughs ]

Oh, you fellas sure know how to keep a gnome entertained!

You have bested me, and now I shall take my leave.

Toodle-ooo!

It's returning all the letters!

Nicely done, fellow adventurer.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

Thank you so much, you two, for saving my poor books.

Now, the only thing left to do

is put every book back on the shelves.

Mm-hmm.

[ Both groan ]

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters...

Those I can read.

Ah, that was exactly what I needed.

Goodness. What have you two been up to?

[ Groaning ]

Oh, you know, [chuckles]

nothing worth interrupting your rest over.

Ugh!

Uh, did you get a chance to enjoy your book?

Well, actually, I, um, I thought

it was the best installment of the series yet.

Thank you for making it up to me, Prohyas.

Don't sweat it, sis.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm going to go rest my everything.

You can't hear it, but my body is screaming.

[ Groans ]

Better make sure Helmut hasn't destroyed the shop yet.

Good night, warriors!

-Good night, Noville. -Good night, Noville.

Good night, Prohyas!

-Good night, Vamble! -Color me surprised.

Prohyas didn't call me once.

I almost feel sad about that.

Oh, well. [ Chuckles ]

I shouldn't let a good book go to waste.

Hmm. Now, where are my reading glasses?

Aaaah!

♪♪