Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Keelhaul Cove! Salty!

I've heard tell of a brand-new Narwhal Magisword

right here in Keelhaul Cove.

So we need it!

Are you ready for an adventure?

Prohyas: No can do, sis!

♪♪

[ Ting! ] Buh...?

Dolphin Magisword and I

were headed to the annual Dolphin Con,

also in Keelhaul Cove!

What?! Why was I not made aware of this?!

I mentioned it like 50 times this week.

This is really special for us!

Bu-- Bu-- Bu--

But I don't want to go at this Narwhal hunt alone!

Ah, why don't you call Witchy Simone?

-Dat's a great idea! -Aah!

Finally some adventurisin', goils only style!

We'll rough and tumble our way to the Narwhal Magisword!

All: See ya later! Huh?

[ Laughter ]

See...ya later!

I said I'll see you --

I can't wait for us to check out the Dolphin artist alley,

visit the dolphin vendors and --

Thursday on a tweezday! He's here!

Justin Bottlenose!

The dolphin community's biggest MagiMobile star!

Hello, Justin Bottlenose, sir!

I'm a huge fan! I love your review show!

[ Laughs ] Yeah, bro, I'm here to keep the peeps in--

[ Gasps ] Is that...?

Is that Dolphin Magisword?! [ Chattering ]

Oh, my dolphin gosh, it is!

The one that what's his name uses!

[ Laughs ]

Yes, she is that Dolphin Magisword

and I am that what's his name.

I'm a huge fan of yours!

Why, I'd destroy property

just to have a dolphin that magnificent by my side.

[ Laughs ] Hey! I've got it!

Dolphin Magisword, how would you like

to get the royal celeb treatment

hangin' with Justin Bottlenose for the day?

But this is our special day together!

We planned it and stuff!

Also, you appear to already have a dolphin gal by your side.

No, I don't.

Look, brah. I'm not askin' you.

I'm askin' the lovely Miss Dolphin Magisword.

What does she want?

Well, it would be a cool chance

for her to bask in your greatness.

What do you think, girl? [ Chattering ]

That's fascinating! Are you sure?

[ Chattering ]

I mean, when you put it that way.

How could I argue?

Just be careful with my baby girl,

Mister Bottlenose, dude. Sir.

Yeah. Yeah. Hey, of course, man!

Now get outta here. Mammals require air

and you're sucking all of it out of the room.

-Yeah! -Yeah!

[ Chuckles ] Hey there, entourage.

I'll just...catch you later then.

[ Sighs ] [ Laughter ]

Well, it's not like she won't have fun.

And that was the plan for today.

Well! This kerfuffle changes nothing!

Nothing! Here I come, fun!

Barnacles: Pbht!

Look at how adorable these little barnacleez are!

Yay!

But let's not forget that we're here

to ask about the Narwhal Magisword.

Oh, yeah. Yo, barnacleez,

where the heck is the Narwhal Magisword?!

Eek! Huh?

You mustn't intimidate

invaluable resources on a mission like this!

Barnacle: We haven't really heard of any Narwhal Magisword.

But perhaps if you told us a little more about it...

We could point you in the right direction.

Well, it's metal.

It'd be relatively pointy.

It probably shoots horns!

And swims at Mach speed!

I bet it has crazy sharp teeth!

We drew you this super cool composite sketch

to further feed the fire of your enthusiasm!

Eeh! Yay, I have a fine arts degree!

Oh, yes!

If the Narwhal Magisword really does look like that --

I'd have to use it all the time!

You barnacleez gonna tell us where it is or what?!

Sadly, we don't know where it is.

But maybe someone in the Keelhaul Cove Shopping District

might have an idea.

Together: Mm-hmm!

We're gonna find that stinkin' sword

if it's the last thing we do!

March on, comrade! Marching!

Announcer: Yeah! Seaslug-Chan!

Dolphin-Chan!

Seaslug-Chan! Dolphin-Chan!

Ah, this is way better than the remake, at least.

The manga was better.

[ Crying ] That's just what Dolphin Magisword would say!

[ Blows nose, sobs ]

I wonder how she's doin'?

Probably havin' the time of her life!

[ Laughter ]

[ Whimpers ]

Announcer: Soon!

Let's ask these fools where to find it!

I've got just the method.

Electric Guitar Magisword!

You procured a Magisword for yourself?

Impressive! You're holding it wrong.

You sets me up, then you knocks me down.

[ Rock music plays ]

♪ Lemme tell ya 'bout a brand new Magisword ♪

♪ It's the coolest stinkin' blade ♪

♪ In the whole stinkin' world ♪

♪ Can't tell if it's a fish, or a mammal or a boid ♪

♪ It's the Narwhal Magisword ♪

♪ Yeah, it's the Narwhal Magisword ♪

♪ It slices, it dices, it shoots deadly teeth ♪

♪ It's got a laser on top and a mace underneath ♪

♪ It makes a fine soufflé and a sweet winter wreath! ♪

♪ It's the Narwhal Magisword ♪

♪ Yeah, it's the Narwhal Magisword ♪

♪ If ya threaten its user, there's a price to pay ♪

♪ If you're frontin', punk, you're in for quite a slay ♪

♪ If you're fightin' this thing, you'd better pray, 'cause ♪

♪ It's the Narwhal Magisword ♪

♪ Yeah, it's the Narwhal Magisword ♪

♪ It's the Narwhal Magisword! ♪

Announcer: Coooon-vention!

[ French accent ] Zank you very mush

for coming to my friendly panel.

And now, I will be taking ze questions

and giving with the answers.

Manfish, we're friends, right?

[ Voice breaking ] Tell me we're friends and you'll

never leave my side.

What? Go away.

We are n'est pas amis.

You are a man-man. I am ze fish man.

Friendship is out of ze question.

But I'm having separation anxiety!

I can see zat. Why don't you play

wiz your captive Dolphin Magisword elsewhere?

I lent her to a much more famous and funny man,

Justin Bottlenose.

Justin Bottlenose?!

Zut, dude. Zat is tough.

I can see why you are a pathetic, pathetic mess.

[ Gasps ]

But zat does not mean all is lost.

Dolphin Magisword is your teammate!

Your friend! Why, I will never know.

But if all zis is bothering you,

you should go and confess your devotion

to ze dolphin.

I know she will understand.

You're right! This day was for us,

and for us I shall make it once more!

Thank you, friend Man Fish!

You're welcome, we are not friends, you're welcome!

[ Sighs ] Now let me tell you my thrilling backstory!

Finally. Announcer: Beach!

Ladies, I swear I don't know where the Narwhal Magisword is!

How could we possibly trust

a filthy pirate like you, Plunderbite?

I'm a pirate!

Don't you think I'd want to find a treasure

if I knew where it was?

Actually, I'm not sure I can argue with that logic.

Logic, schmogic!

This is the last failed potion I bottled this mornin'.

Do momma proud! [ Screaming ]

Oh, hey, Simone.

Chad the stuff findin' ghost!

I should've called you sooner, boo.

What can I help you gals find?

We're desperately seeking the Narwhal Magisword.

Any chance you might know where it is?

Actually, yeah, I totally know where that is.

But I'm gonna need to be compensated for my services.

You want to get paid?! You want to get paid?!

Yeah, I mean, I'm a practitioner.

Why should I work for free?

Hey, what are you doing with that blowdryer?

Ahh!

Show us the way to the Narwhal Magisword,

and I'll gladly let you out.

[ Sighs ] All right, 60 paces north.

Good ghosty.

Announcer: I need a beverage. Ah, my throat.

[ Laughter ]

Man, I'm funny. Justin!

I need to speak to Dolphin Magisword, pronto!

Anything you can say to her, you can say to me.

Um, okay.

Dolphin, today's been miserable without you.

Enjoying dolphin things just isn't the same

without my buddy Dolphin Magisword,

and it doesn't feel right without you there.

So, Dolphin, would you come with me

and enjoy the rest of the day...together?

[ Chattering ] [ Laughs ]

That's really cute bro-hammer.

Prohyas, sir. But she's with me now!

Why would she want to leave

with a big doopy blue haired lame-o like you?

[ Chattering ] Insultsinthewhatnow?

[ Laughs ] Yes, bae?

Bae, what's wrong?!

Ooh! Ow! Ohh!

Is it because I said "bae"? Do I need to stop saying "bae"?

Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Ohh! I mean, yes,

but I don't think that's the full issue here.

I can't watch!

How's it looking, Googly?

Wah-oo-oo-oo!

Bleeeeeghhhhh.

♪ Reunited with a Magiswoooord ♪

Eegh.

We're free! Uh, no.

Announcer: Wait... in an unnamed grotto?

Chad: Well, here we are at Narwhal's Nook.

Thank you for your assistance, Chadley.

Yeah, we'll see if I ever help you two again.

I'll MagiMobile you my invoice later.

Well, it is pretty narwhal-y,

but I don't see a sword anywhere.

Roooaaarrr! Raaaawwwwrrrr!

Oh, I do love a good boss battle.

Are you ready, Simone?

Tree bumps on da head usually does it, right?

Raaaaaaawwwwrrrrrrrrrrr!

Raaaawwwwrrrr!

Hmm. Zees are terrible.

Zut Alors! A large sea beast is in danger!

Je ne patutie gruber q'atile pas!

And you would not believe

who convinced me to come find you!

Aah! Je petutti!

Il patutti! Elle patutti!

Nous Patuttitons! Nope, nope, nope.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[ Gasps ] Where are we, anyway?

-Raaaawwwrrrrr! -Ma bebe!

Tell me where the Narwhal Magisword is

or I'll be forced to remove more hair!

[ Roaring ]

Cat got your tongue?

Vouz arretez, you uncultured dirt walkers!

That sword will be mine!

Your constant noise is disturbing

my Sealdebeast friend's grotto home!

[ Record scratching ] [ Roaring ]

I'm not sure I know your name.

[ Roaring ]

Rooooaaaarrrr!

Ooh!

♪♪

[ Roaring ]

Precious li'l angel baby princess, no!

I'm comin', Dolphycakes!

Genuine panic!

Announcer: Manfish...Magisword?

Wait, what? Patutti!

Ahhhhh!

[ Roars ]

It's time to grab this one by the whiskers.

And cat-nip it in the bud!

Both: Super teamwork combo, sick licks!

♪♪

Oooooh, I wanna combo some super teamwork, too!

Ready to go, sugar pea? [ Chattering ]

Announcer: Manfish Frenemy Magisword!

Birdcall Magisword!

Super teamwork combo, flying fish feeding frenzy!

[ Roaring ]

Non! Ma bebe!

Both: Yeeeeesssssssss!

Announcer: Darlin' Narwhal Magisword!

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

It...It doesn't seem as awesome as we imagined it.

Looks can be deceiving. Give it a good swing!

I like your tone, Simone!

I like ya' danda, Vambre!

Darlin' Narwhal Magisword Assault!

[ Coos ]

That's a little more "darlin'" than I had hoped.

I have to say this disappointment

leaves me at a loss for what to do

with the rest of my evening.

[ Coos ]

You should come back to the dolphin convention with us!

They're gonna be screening

"Super Aquatic Magi-Mammal Dolphin-Chan Z."

Not the cruddy new one?

Nope. The Classic.

Take me there nowsies!

Announcer: Look!

Ooh, thank you for saving the day, Dolphin-Chan!

Of course, Seaslug-Chan!

But the real hero is truth!

And love! And me!

Dolphin-Chan! Or my full name

isn't Super Aquatic Magi-Mammal Dolphin-Chan Z!

Ha ha!

[ Laughs ]

Be quiet!

♪♪

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