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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

[ Thunder crashes ]

Both: Oof! Uh, where are we?

Can't you two read?

We're in the Barren Faceland, you ssssssimpletons!

Simple...tons.

Rambler, Tobias, 'bout time you two kerplunked here.

We were getting tired of waitin'.

Waiting for what, Neddy?

[ Thunder crashes ]

Greetings, warriors!

My name is Mister Flummox,

and I have summoned you all here to participate in a hunt!

[ Thunder whips ]

[ Clears throat ] A scavenger hunt!

Prohyas and Vambre: Ohhhh.

Neddy doesn't use these muscles for free.

[ Ka-ching ]

[ Laughs ] Of course you don't!

Win the hunt and your prize will be

5 jemms! [ Melody plays ]

Hmm... I'll do it!

Ha! You think Witch Way would do anything

for such a PALTRY AMOUNT?

Paltry.

Yeah, cumulus duder, a warrior's gotta eat.

[ Melody plays ]

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Ha, that's not enough to cover

the high-quality work of WITCH WAY.

[ Groaning ] [ Melody plays ]

[ Sighs ] I SUPPOSE it'll have to do.

[ Panting ] Hey, uh, fellas,

what were we supposed to be looking for again?

I'm so very thrilled you asked!

This scroll is blank, gnome!

Oh, silly me. Let's see.

I need you to being me three things from this desert.

A cube of quicksand is the key

when small galoot of rollicking be.

Creamed horn borne from hooved beast hold forlorn.

And autograph writ in invisible ink

when peeper amoeba delightfully stink.

My, what a tasty word salad.

This does not bode well.

Aw, you're afraid you're going to LOSE?

Both: No, and might I add, way!

Yes, and might I add, WAY!

WITCH WAY will be victorious!

Gateaux?!

Actually, they have a point.

Eh, don't these items seem a little random?

What could Flummox possibly need them for?

Who cares? We have magic, remember?

We can just conjure the items ourselves.

Uh, uh, uh, no cheating! [ Squeak! ]

Conjuring the items ruins my fun,

and you'll be disqualified!

So yeah, don't make any of the stuff with magic.

[ Whispering ] Vambre, are magiswords magic?

Mm-mm-mm.

[ Whispering ] I still think we should

use magic to CHEAT!

Hi, hey there. You have no indoor voice.

Uh, I said revenge is sweet!

Let's get this hunt started, shall we?

Yeah, let's hunt some scavengers!

[ Car engine revs ]

Perfect!

First team to bring their items back here

before sundown wins!

Good luck! [ Thunder crashes, Twinkle! ]

Well, that was a thing.

I have a bad feeling about this.

You have a bad feeling about everything.

But I'm generally right.

[ Giggles ] Don't worry, little kid.

I'll get your school supplies for you.

There goes a good bear. Suppose we'll go

this way then.

Announcer: This way, magisword!

Smell ya later, Witch Way!

Good luck!

We don't need luck when we have MAGIC!

Come, Gateaux. Let's head north towards the craggy rocks!

I think we should go south to the dark caves

where that cloud weirdo can't see us.

No, you fraidy cat. We're going NORTH!

North? South!

North! The North? South!

North! The North? South!

Goodness, their lungs are robust.

So what clue should we do first?

Shouldn't we do them in order?

We could,

but the creamed horn one looks really interesting.

Prohyas, we're doing them in order.

Creamed horn! In order!

Morbidia: We're going north, Gateaux!

Gateaux: The North? South!

[ Laughing ]

Let's just do it in order.

Okay. Let's see. Cube of quicksand. All right.

Well, I don't see any quicksand ye--.

Prohyas!

Announcer: Wickersnapper Magisword!

Aptly named, that particular quicksand.

Uh, what's next? Where Galoot of Rolicking be.

Right. Okay. Ah!

There's one! Now what?

It needs to rollick, Prohyas.

Oh!

Get ready for instant happiness, bud!

Announcer: Accordion Magisword!

[ Upbeat accordion music plays ]

[ Spits ]

I'd like to see someone else

solve this one faster.

Huh, sand cube, huh?

Hmm. [ Grunts ]

[ Twinkle! ] Oh, close but not quite.

Hyah! Ha, perfect!

Yeah, you're a sucker to do it any other way.

Gateaux: [ Groaning exhaustingly ]

These craggy highlands are the perfect place

to conjure those items away from any prying eyes!

We'll win this competition way before any of those losers,

[ Groaning continues ]

and then we'll -- What is the problem, Gateaux?

Problem? This wall is hard to climb without magic.

[ Claws squeaking ]

You're a CAT, Gateaux!

Put those claws to use. Claws?

First of all, it's presumptuous to assume all cats can climb.

There's a reason I became a wizard.

Was it so you could BORE me to death

with the SHEER power of your WHINING?

Whining? Why must you insult me when I talk about my feelings?

Because I'm feeling like you're not pulling your weight!

Use your magic and fly up here!

Fly? Oh, come on. You heard what that guy said.

I feel like his eyes are everywhere.

[ ZIP! ]

He was talking about CONJURING the items.

Magic in general is fine.

Really want to take that chance wiiiiith

5,000 jemms? Ugh!

Aaah!

[ Thud ] Ouchies.

Ugh, at LEAST the other

dimwits will take forever solving these clues.

Thanks so much for the creamed horn,

World Famous Hooved Wrestler Hold Forlorn.

Announcer: Creamed horn in a can!

No, no. Thank you, kids.

Do you know how many of these I go through?

[ Chomp, munching ]

Do you feel like we nailed this one?

Because I definitely feel like we nailed this one.

Definitively nailed. I don't even --

I don't see how else you could even solve it.

Now, let's see what else that bearded child needs.

[ Chuckles nervously ] Oh, I know.

Some brain food oughta do the trick.

Ah, there we go! [ Water bubbling ]

After some good eats, I'll be ready to rock,

and we'll be going home 5 jemms richer.

Hey, now, don't worry O'Mally. We'll win this thing no problem.

I'll play your favorite tune to calm you down.

[ Ding ]

What do ya think, huh? [ Inhales deeply ]

[ Grunting, horn sputtering ]

Plew!

I feel like we're one step closer to a clue already.

That little cotton ball will never see us CHEAT up HERE!

[ Panting ] Cheat. GATEUAX!

There you are.

Any longer and I'd have to conjure

all these items by myself!

I'm sorry. I have issues with heights,

particularly when I fall from them.

Let's just get on with it so we can collect our prize.

Prize! A cube of quicksand

is the key

when the small galoot of rollicking be.

[ Ting ]

Creamed horn borne from hooved beast

hold forlorn. [ Ting! ]

And autograph writ in invisible ink

[ Ting! ]

when peeper amoeba delightedly stink.

[ Pop! ] [ Panting ]

GATEAUX! What is your major malfunction?

I'm sorry. I --

How are you...

[ Slurps ]

Are those cookie crumbs?!

Sugar affects your performance!

Are you diametrically opposed to winning?

Well, pardon me if I don't think

trying to swindle the erratic gnome

with the wonky clues is a super good idea.

How does he expect anyone to figure this out?

Gosh, thank you so much for doing this.

I'm a huge fan of your Magimobile dramas!

[ Pen scribbles ]

You know, you have beautiful eyes.

Both: Yeah! That's all

the things we need!

[ Clears throat ]

Of course, we've not forgotten

our end of the bargain.

[ Plop! ]

With that, we've collected all of the items.

This adventure was easy pants!

I do hope this doesn't foreshadow

some sort of dark twist.

Nah, I'm sure it's plenty challenging for the other teams.

This is so easy.

Why bring back three things

when you can bring back all the things.

[ Laughs ]

Morbidia: Where peeper amoeba delightedly stink.

[ Pop! ] Ah! Gateaux!

Since you can't seem to cooperate,

we're going to have to win this scavenger hunt LEGITIMATELY!

Ugh. Legitimately?

[ Zip! ]

Oh, come on! There were stairs?

Hurry up, Gateaux! Comiiiiiing!

Aah!

Boy, oh, boy! Is it just me, or am I starving?

Aah! Uuhhh! [ Splat! ]

So do you want to go straight to Ralphio's from here,

or should we... Aah!

Ugh! Mr. Flummocks:

Bing! Bing! Bing!

Congratulations! The winner is you!

What? Oh, boo,

Witch Way won.

We won? I was so close.

[ Laughs ] Yes! You've done it, Gateaux!

Yes, and you have my eternal thanks.

[ Ding! ] I was curious to find out

what would happen

if I took whatever weird stuff you guys

decided my nonsense words meant

and made a vortex out of it.

Let's find out together!

Let's go, Neddy!

See? See? I knew he was suspicious.

We cannot let that thing get out of the vortex.

Leeeeet's push it back in!

Hee-yah!

[ Groaning ]

[ Snarls ]

Hee-ya!

No, nope. Too -- Too nervous.

[ Face groans ]

[ Face roars ]

Hey, dimwits, whatever you do,

do not tickle the armpit walls!

Why? It's connected

to the Barren Face!

If it wakes up, it'll only destroy all civilization.

Gateaux: Civilization. Why can't you

just say it nice?

Nyyynngg! Oof!

I do hope the monster doesn't tickle it then!

[ Snarls ]

[ Roars ] [ Face groans ]

Should have said that quieter.

Prohyas: Turns out! Gateaux: Turns out!

Morbidia: Gateaux! Neddy, dear.

What's the plan, varmint? Announcer: Muscly Arm Magisword!

[ Laughs ] I like this plan!

Morbidia, give him a boost!

Don't tell me what to DO!

[ Whistle! ]

[ Confused snarl ]

[ Straining ]

Gateaux, that's not enough! You need to help her!

I can't! My magic isn't working!

Well, not with that attitude, silly Billy.

Just keep trying!

We believe in you!

You -- you do?

[ Strains ] Ughhh!

Vambre: Gateaux! Gateaux!

Prohyas and Vambre: [ Chanting "Gateaux" ]

[ Pew! ]

[ Straining ]

Hiyaaaa!

[ Pop! ]

Morbidia and Gateaux: [ Panting ]

Well, that was fun. Mr. Flummocks: [ Laughs ]

It certainly was!

Wow, that was absolutely fascinating, wasn't it?

Using us to nearly unleash certain doom

on all of Nepiteria?

Yes! Bear friend,

let's see what your bag of garbage unleash.

[ Snap! ] I regret nothing!

Wow, good job, Gateaux.

What?

That was a heck of a boost!

Yes, Gateaux. We couldn't have done it without you.

Everybody, give it up for Trudeau!

Aww, shucks. Ugh.

Morbidia, don't you have something to say to Gateaux?

Gateaux...

Stop staring, you loos of looky!

[ Whistling nervously ]

Gateaux, I suppose you weren't

completely worthless today.

Thank you for participating.

[ Gasps ] Bidi, thank you.

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

All: Daw! Group hug!

What? Nobody said anything about --

No!

♪♪