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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Fud: Brought to you this week by Not a Broccoli Stand.

Snax: Now with franchises all over Lyvsheria.

This week, "Fud Fit!" is a condiment confrontation

coming live from the Rhyboflaven Boardwalk Pier.

Representing ketchup

is the mustached midway manager Buford.

And representing mustard

is the stubborn, stubby starbolin Docky.

Ding, ding, ding! And here we go, sug.

Buford wastes no time with a squirt bottle attack,

but Docky sends it all to the waste bin.

Docky's spicy mustard sends mustard gas into Buford's face.

But wait -- Buford's got a sack of sport peppers,

and he's playing it like a bagpipe.

Wow! It looks like this match is full of red-hot action.

[ Chuckles ] You are so clever, sugar plum.

Muh! I love cheese balls!

I wonder who's going to win "Fud Fit!" this season.

Oh, that reminds me -- I have a mission for you guys.

You what a what what?

I need you guys to go to Galacton

to get the Orb of Sphericity for me.

Oh, must we? Galacton is such a pain in the poniard.

Because jemms? Ah, yes -- our unchecked

greed and obsession. Right.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Vambre, when you go,

wear this Galactonian marble necklace.

Oh. Okay. Uh, do they have a dress code or something?

Or something.

So, um...

should we go now, then, or...

You don't have to. I just wanted to mention it before I forgot.

Oh. Uh, very well.

Fud: Looks like Docky's gone nuttier

than a golden acorn casserole.

Snax: I don't think the locals are gonna like that.

And here comes one of them locals now,

brandishing a large sea-dwelling mammal.

Oh! The huge manatee! [humanity]

That's it. We're leaving.

Announcer: Soon in Galacton! Dystopi-ish!

Prohyas: Buh! Galacton.

I so do not get anything about this place.

I mean, how do we even get in this temple?

[ Screams, grunts ] Fuss!

Look here, brother. It says "Start."

Looks to me like it says "Start?"

[ Screams ] Whelp, let's get going.

[ Chuckling ] Wait, wait, wait.

I already don't trust this.

How do we know it's safe to enter this place?

My cheese balls!

That's how. What's how?

Hmm. Well, what's all this, then?

"Continue?" Well, obviously.

Have I mentioned how much I love cheese balls?!

Checkpoint saved.

Save your savory snacks for supper, sibling.

We have a sphere to snag.

Right! Let's go!

[ Both scream ]

[ Beep, beep ]

...cheese balls?!

Save your savory snacks for supper, sib--

Wait a tick. We just did this.

No, we didn't! Hey, look -- a door!

I'm-a run through it! [ Giggling ]

Uhh! No, no, no, no, no!

There's a trapdoor just inside!

How could you possibly know tha--

[ Screaming ]

[ Grunts ]

Whoa! How did you know that was there?!

Never mind that for now.

Let's just get through this temple -- carefully.

♪ Sneaking music ♪

[ Both scream ]

[ Beep, beep ] ...cheese balls?!

Crud muffins! It happened again!

What happened again?

Oh, just come on. Hey!

Right. Scoot along the wall to avoid the trapdoor.

Whoa! How did you know that was there?

Hit the floor to avoid the giant robot boot.

Hot broccoli nuggets!

And through. Cheese and crackers!

How did you figure out how to blast through that room so fast?

Because we just went through it twice!

Don't you remember? Nope!

Did you see it in a dream or something?

No, it's just, we both --

Och! Let's just keep going.

Well, with the power of a psychic sister,

we got this in the bag!

Checkpoint saved.

Oh! More roundy metal things! I got this.

Announcer: Big Bad Boot Magisword!

Try to boot me, will ya? Ski-boot!

[ Grunts ]

[ Beep, beep ] ...in the bag!

Oh! More roundy metal things! I got this.

Announcer: Big Bad Boot Magisword!

Nope! What'd you do that for?

Announcer: Uh, make that Roundabout Magisword!

This round is on me!

[ Grunts ]

[ Beep, beep ] ...in the bag!

Oh! More roundy metal things! I got thi--

Stop!

If you push the first ball back,

the others will push it right back into us!

Oh! Wow, Sis!

You are a tactical genius to have figured that out.

Okay, so, the metal balls in these swinging cradles

exert an equal and opposite reaction

when striking one another.

So, logically --

Way ahead of ya!

Announcer: Basketball Magisword!

Are you all ready for this?

Yah!

[ Both scream ]

Full disclosure -- I may not have thought that through.

Oh, gee! Ya think?

[ Both scream ]

[ Beep, beep ] ...in the bag!

Oh! More round--

If you pull out another sword, I shall brain you!

Whoa! Easy, big sister.

What is this, a level 13 fortress?!

How can that be?

You just easily guided us through that first room,

and we haven't even started on this one.

And why don't you remember any of this?

What's the difference between you and I?

I prefer cheese balls and orange scarfy things

over yelling and gaudy, blinky jewelry.

[ Munching ] Gaudy, blinky jewelry?

Ohhhhhh.

Well, there's only one,

and it certainly won't fit around his beefy neck.

I heard that! I'll quote you on it later.

Look's like I'm stuck being the only one

with a running memory of this place.

Now, brother, no pulling out Magiswords

until we've talked this through.

If anything hits those roundy metal objects,

they'll fly right back at us

and whomp us in our collective crowns.

So we need something to immobilize the--

Way ahead of you.

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

Eh? Why, yes.

I think that could work.

Wad's up?!

Good show, brother!

Perhaps this checkpoint thing won't make you

a completely useless buffoon today.

That sounded like a compliment,

but on the inside, it feels like my soul is crying.

♪♪

Prohyas: ♪ Won't be long till we beat this temple ♪

♪ 'Cause so far, it's super simple ♪

♪ The challenges aren't challenging ♪

♪ So I have plenty of time to sing ♪

♪ Just relax, this place is a breeze ♪

♪ We'll grab the Orb and be back with ease ♪

♪ Dungeon crawlin' is a snap ♪

♪ When you can't fall prey to a single traaaaaaap ♪

♪ ...you can't fall prey to a single trap ♪

Ah, the final room, eh?

Man, that didn't even take 10 minutes and 38 seconds.

[ Groans ] You got this, Sis.

I feel like I should be jealous, but I'm just too impressed!

[ Cockney accent ] 'Ello! What butters nutters 'ave we 'ere?

What in blazes?!

Oh! That accent is awful!

Oi! I been speakin' Galactonshire

since I was a wee robot lad!

Pffft. Whatevs.

Hey, it looks like the Orb is in his belly.

Easy-peasy, short 'n sneezy!

Announcer: Magnet Magisword!

The whole temple is metal, you lobster enthusiast!

[ Beep, beep ] Ah, the final room, eh?

'Ello! What butters --

Can it, Ball-bot!

Announcer: Clapping Magisword!

Strewth!

Try aiming your fiery fingers now!

You merry Andrews!

I'll bang your mash right out your Wellies!

I don't -- Okay.

Announcer: Oogly Googly Eye Magisword!

Ah! A health bar! Convenient!

You grab the Orb while I distract him

and finally get out of here.

Oh, hey, it's in his belly!

I'm well aware.

Announcer: Magnet -- Hup-bup-bup-bup!

Announcer: Grabby Giraffe Magisword!

Nab-grab!

This boss seems awfully OP for this temple.

Actually...

[ Beep, beep ] Ah, the final room, eh?

No! Please don't make us start over! Please, please, please!

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

'Ello -- No!!

Oh. Uh...Vambre?

Announcer: Little Blue Bomb Magisword!

Yaaaaaah!

Full-frontal attack? I can dig it!

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

[ Beep, beep ] Ah, the final room, eh?

[ Whimpers ]

Uh...Vambre?

Uh...Vambre?

Vambre?

Come on! You're scaring me!

What's wrong? You can tell me.

I -- I'm sorry.

Ugh! You deserve an explanation.

The checkpoints save our progress

so I can learn from our mistakes,

but we've been making so many!

This necklace lets me remember every reset,

so it feels like we've been here for hours to me.

I'm letting myself get too impatient.

This bulbous bloke is too hard to defeat at this rate,

so we need to stop, put our heads together,

and plan our attack.

Wow, Vambre. That's a lot to digest.

I'm gonna need a few minutes to --

[ Beep, beep ] Ah, the final room, eh?

[ Growling ]

[ Screams ]

Yaaaaaah!

Aaah!

Announcer: Brick Magisword!

Diving Suit Magisword!

Solo Teamwork Combo -- Mortar Armor!

Hey, no fair! Why wasn't I part of the --

[ Beep, beep ] Ah, the final room, eh?

I'll squeak your bubble down a lift shaft

and flush the rest down the loo!

That sentence is rubbish!

Vambre? Where did you --

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Sorry! Need a decoy!

[ Screams ] Why would you do this?!

I'll never forgive you!

[ Beep, beep ] Ah, the final room, eh?

Eee!

Zero one, zero zero one, zero one!

[ Beep, beep ] Ah, the --

[ Screaming ]

'Old still!

I 'ave trouble aiming with me lefty!

Announcer: Waffle Magisword!

Bronze Statue Magisword!

[ Screaming ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Groans ]

V-Vambre? What happened?

Oh, uh...you delivered the finishing blow

to the final boss.

Neat!

How...?

Ow!

Snax: What an upset!

Man Fish the Fish Man has overtaken the ring.

Ooh, drama!

A hush falls over the crowd

as the victor plans to reveal his thrilling backstory.

[ Inhales deeply ]

What the --

Oh, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!

Phew! I feel relief that I am certain is not preemptive.

Now, hold on. How and why is the temple in Rhyboflaven?

Ooh! Cheese balls!

Oh! Finally!

Now to get you to Mysterious Hooded Woman.

Don't talk to it like it's a person. That's weird.

Why am I still startled by you?

[ Scoffs ]

Well, here's the Orb of Sphericity, then, madame.

And here's the currency in exchange for goods and services.

That backstory was, like, a 3, at best.

Oh, hey, M.H. Dubs. What did you want

with that ball, anyhoozle?

It's a crystal ball so perfectly round

that it can give me the clearest vision of the future.

Oh, my. That is a lot of power for one person to wield.

Yes, especially when it comes to spoilers.

Beg pardon?

The season finale of "Fud Fit!" is a doozy, let me tell you.

No, no, no, no! Stop!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

The views of this Mysterious Hooded Woman

do not necessarily represent "Fud Fit!"

or Fud & Snax Enterprises.

[ Upbeat music plays ]