Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

[ Chanting ] Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!

Okay, guys, okay. Ooh, what should I do?

Oh, I know!

♪ There once was a woodchuck ♪

♪ And his name was Floyd ♪

♪ He did so much gnawing ♪

♪ His friends got annoyed ♪

♪ "Hey, Floyd," said his buddies ♪

♪ "All work and no play" -- ♪

[ Thunder crashes ]

Pardon me for interrupting the frivolities, gentle persons.

I am seeking --

[ All growling ]

You interrupted our entertainment.

Hey, fellas, I'm gonna take off.

It looks like stuff's about to get real in here,

and it's bad for my delicate constitution.

Same time next week!

And now our entertainment left.

I guess you'll have to entertain us for a while.

[ Sighs ] Must everything be done the hard way?

Announcer: Levitation Magisword!

[ Screams, grunts ]

[ Gulps ]

As I was trying to say, have you seen this rabbit?

[ Gulps, sighs ] What am I doing?

Hello?

Oh, dearie me! Are you all right?

Uh, it's an honor to be crushed by you, ma'am.

What brings ya here, sweet pea?

Uh, I was wondering if I could have a bowl

of your delicious broccoli soup?

Oh, well absolutely! Come on...

Announcer: In! Here ya are, mister!

Thank you for your kindness, ma'am.

The flavors and textures of this soup

are magically life-affirming. [ Slurping ]

Well, I'm always happy to feed a rumbly tummy!

Norman: Hoo, doggie!

Those broccoli-fillies are a handful.

I think this farmer has earned himself some lunch!

Ooh, sweetie!

Come join our little friend for lunch!

Why, hello there, little fella!

And you are?

Why, I'm Kablammica's husband, Norman!

Pleased to meet ya! Hmm.

Interesting.

Ha, it's okay.

I washed my hands before I came in!

Oh, oh, no, it's not that.

I-I -- I just thought it's interesting

that a mighty warrior like Kablammica

would marry a meek little farmer.

That's all.

[ Chuckles ] I'm sorry, Mister...

Hoppus.

Mr. Hoppy, what brings you to our humble farm?

Why, he's one of Vambre and Prohyas' little friends!

Hmm...

Interesting.

[ Slurps ] Beg your pardon?

Oh, I just mean it's interesting that my children

would be friends with such a rude rabbit.

Now I know where your kids get their manners.

Says the bunny taking advantage of my hospitality.

A rabbit highly trained in Magisword combat!

Of course, those things my wife and kids are obsessed with.

Well, better than some two-bit veggie raker.

You take that back. Make me.

Together: Surprise! We're here to visit, Mom and Dad!

[ Both growling ]

We walked in on something interesting.

[ Growling intensifies ] That's it, bunny boy!

You, me -- let's settle this!

Uh, Dad?

[ Chuckling ] You want to fight with me?

That's right -- I challenge you!

Uh, Daddy, he's highly skilled in Magisword combat.

Thank you, dear, that's a good point.

I challenge you to a Magisword duel!

[ Laughing ]

Fine then!

You, me -- Saturday at high noon.

Loser leaves the farm and never comes back.

Fine by me.

Just be sure to bring a Magisword

and not a gardening trowel!

Unless, of course, you want me to bury you!

[ Grumbling ]

Thanks for stopping by, Hoppus!

Isn't that nice, dear? You and Hoppus have a playdate!

Oh! Oh, no.

Prohyas: Pops? Pops?!

You okay there, buddy? D-Dad?

I -- I dreamt I challenged a freakishly strong rabbit

to one of those Magisword duels.

You did.

I think I need to lie down.

Y-You're currently laying down.

Oh!

Why would you challenge Hoppus to a duel anyway, Dad?

He's, like, the strongest merc in Rhyboflaven!

You know, besides us, of course.

I don't know, kids.

I used to not let it bother me over the years,

but sometimes I just, I feel a little...

small. Oh, nonsense!

You're my big, strong, handsome man!

Mwah!

Not to mention you have the most qualified family

for all things Magisword!

Yeah, Dad! We'll totally train ya up!

Gee, thank you, kids!

Let's get Pops some gear!

Announcer: At Ralphio's House of Swords!

We're buying Dad a Magisword, Ralphio.

What would you recommend in a good starter sword?

You're telling me

there's another Magisword user in your family?

[ Giggles ] Give me a moment.

[ Pricing gun clicking ]

Now, then, let's see what we can find for you!

How about this one?

It's a little bit, uh,

let's say, confrontational for Dad.

Suit yourself.

Whoosh!

This one's a cheeky little number!

Uh, I don't even know what I'm looking at...

If you're looking for something simple,

perhaps you should go dirt simple with the Dirt Magisword.

-Hmm. -Hmm.

Well, isn't that a little on the nose?

No, this is.

Warrior huddle.

Okay, the nose one's appealing,

but I think the Dirt Magisword's a good choice.

I agree. It's soft, simple, and I think it works.

What do you think, Dad?

Well, dirt is certainly something I'm familiar with.

Well, that cinches it. We'll take it!

Fantastic! And it's only...

125% the original price!

Bye-bye, kids!

Remember, I'm not legally responsible

for any personal injuries!

Oh, hello there, mysterious hooded madame.

You look ravishing as always.

Say, have you lost height?

Whoa, my!

Excuse me, sir, but have you seen this rabbit?

All right, Pops! Now it's time

for some basic Magisword drills.

Number one is Magisword unsheathing.

Vambs, show him how it's done!

[ Clears throat ]

Announcer: Tomato Magisword! [ Whistle toots ]

Very nice! Remember to watch your legs, though!

Wide stance! [ Blows whistle ]

All right, Pops, your turn!

B-B-B-But how do I do

all the background flashes and voice stuff?

[ Laughs ]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Now go! [ Blows whistle ]

Uh, okay.

[ Grunting ]

Next... using your Magisword!

Announcer: Accordion Magisword!

[ Blows whistle ]

First off, grasp your Magisword firmly with both hands!

All right, Pops.

Step two, focus your Magisword right at the target.

Hit me with your best shot, Papa!

Well, that was a thing.

Let's try something else.

[ Tooting rhythmically ]

Prohyas: ♪ When you've got to battle a fearsome rabbit ♪

♪ And you got to learn real quick ♪

♪ You have yourself a training montage ♪

♪ That always does the trick ♪

♪ A training montage ♪

♪ A bunch of short scenes about getting good ♪

♪ A training montage ♪

♪ Your saber of soil shall thwart that rabbit ♪

♪ Good ♪

♪ And I just rhymed "good" with "good" ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

In the name of the Warriors --

no matter what happens, don't blow it!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Announcer: Saturday. High noon.

M-Maybe he chickened out and isn't gonna show?

Yeah. [ Chuckles ]

[ Rumbling ]

Boing.

Ready to draw, little man?

I'm gonna make you eat that Dirt Magisword!

[ Growls ]

What do I do?! What do I do?!

What do I do?! Block! Block!

Uh... what now?

Punch the wall, Daddy! Pow, pow!

Okay.

What the... [ Grunts ]

Worm!

Did I win?

Don't worry, Norman -- you'll only smell like onions...

for the rest of your life!

[ Screams ]

What the...

So this is how I find you, Hoppus,

picking fights with a tiny broccoli farmer.

D-D-D-D-Danelda! What are you doing here?

-Ooh! -Ooh! More drama.

Why, Hoppus, I'm here to take you back home.

-Ooh! -Ooh!

Look, that'll never happen, Danelda.

I have too many important things going on in Rhyboflaven --

starting with crushing this pip-squeak right there!

Boing!

[ Growls ]

[ Sighs ] Always the hardhead.

[ Growling ] Oh, no.

Oh, no!

Rrrrrr.

Ready to go home yet?

Never! That's a shame.

[ Screaming ]

Hwah!

[ Groans ]

Hoppus, the village needs you.

I need you.

I'm sorry, Danelda. But I can never go back there.

Kids, come on in! Dinner's ready!

[ Sighs ] I guess... I lost.

You win, Norman.

I'll leave your farm in disgrace forever now.

Hoppus, wait.

We can't eat all this soup by ourselves.

[ Sniffling ]

You're a good man! [ Groans ]

So, Danelda...

you and Hoppus are from the same village?

Yep! And I'm taking him home with me.

Over my lucky foot!

Whoa, Hoppus! Why the 10th degree?

Like I'd tell you.

Well, basically, there was a third member

to our team that went completely power-mad.

Then Hoppus abandoned us,

leaving the village in a total dystopian nightmare.

Hey, they abandoned me first!

[ Slurps ]

Gonna need another bowl of soup over here!

Thank you, ma'am.

Kablammica: Mm-hmm.

What is with you and this soup?

Is it really more important than coming home?

Yes. Hmm.

Norman, my dear boy...

are you hiring at all?

Well, we've never had anyone ask before.

Are you a fan of broccoli?

Danelda, what are you doing?

Oh, I adore broccoli!

I'd love to learn how to grow on my own.

Well, I don't know...

I'll do it for the low, low cost of broccoli soup.

You're hired! Danelda!

Isn't this great, Hoppus?

Now, whenever you want a bowl of soup, I'll be here...

waiting for you.

No!

[ Giggles ] Yes.

[ Upbeat music plays ]