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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Wow. What a lot of loot!

I wonder how I'm doing in the e-rankings?

Gadzooks! Only at number eight?!

Phil is better than this!

There has got to be something around here

to push me into the number one spot.

What is...

[ Disco music plays ]

♪ The World Witch Award ♪

♪ The World Witch Award ♪

♪ At the Rhyboflaven Playhouse ♪

♪ This very rockin' night ♪

♪ Is an event where every witch ♪

♪ Hopes to get something out of sight ♪

♪ It's The World Witch Award, boy ♪

♪ W.W. Award for short ♪

♪ One lucky witch will win the Golden Broomstick Magisword ♪

A Golden Broomstick Magisword?

Yes.

What luck. A lead!

Eh, what is this? [ MagiMobile rings ]

[ Gasps ] Word is spreading!

I have a very valuable broomstick to steal!

Announcer: Soon at Slug-- ♪ Witchy, Witchy Simone ♪

♪ There's no time to delay ♪ Huh?!

♪ Your sister, Witchy Sparkles, is here in town today ♪

♪ The W.W. Awards at the Playhouse tonight ♪

♪ Sparkles requests your presence ♪

♪ Show up, and it'll be all right ♪

♪ The World Witch Award ♪

♪ My heart, it stinking sores ♪

Aah! Vambre! Prohyas!

We didn't know the Witchy Sparkles was your sister! Aah!

She's been on the cover of like five different issues

of Mercenaries Monthly!

And I got slugburger grease on all of them!

-[ Grunts ] -Not to mention Slugburger's

got a great Witchy Sparkles tie-in right now!

I'm aware.

And she's up for an award tonight?!

[ Sighs ] Is there anything she can't do?

Yeah, she can't lose,

and she can't stop making me look bad in comparison.

Now, Simone, is it really as bad as all that?

All our lives, little Miss Lucky has gotten nothin' but praise,

and I all got to my name is Soggy Escar-fries!

Thanks, less successful sister of Sparkles.

I've worked my tukhus off my whole life,

but while I drop out of Adventure Academy,

Sparkles gets all the glory.

Spoony: Witchy, Witchy, Witchy, Witchy, Witchy Simone,

-now you stop that! -Aah!

Failure? Soggy?

These words don't describe the Simone that I know!

You're destined for greatness, that's what you are!

Aww, Spoony, ya mean it?

That I do, Simone. You're sluggerific!

Why don't you take the rest of the day off

to celebrate some sisterhood?

Wow! Thanks, Bossman.

Oh, while you're at it, you be a champ

and get Witchy Sparkles' autograph for old Spoony.

-[ Laughing ] Whoo-hoo-hoo! -[ Growls ]

Announcer: Soon! [ Growls ]

So, are you gonna introduce us to Witchy Sparkles, Squirt?

That's not my name! [ Horn blaring ]

-It's -- It's -- -It's -- It's --

Ho, boy, here we go.

-Witchy Sparkles! -Witchy Sparkles!

Shrinky-dinky, I'm not fickle.

Turn this carriage into a pickle.

Mmm. Oh, Simone, my older sis-sis!

-Sparkles. -Well-traveled dill?

No, thanks, I'm full. Of resentment.

Aw, well. Does anyone want a pickle I bit?

[ All shouting indistinctly ]

Catch, my lovelies.

-We love you, Sparkles! -We love you, Sparkles!

I swear, I can't go anywhere without people crowding me.

[ Growls ] [ Both giggling ]

Well, bust a gut. Are you the Warriors for Hire?

How did she know who we are?.

We are but common folk.

Wow, it really is you guys. Oh, I love reading

all about your adventures in Mercenaries Monthly.

Thanks! [ Clears throat ] Thanks,

but they don't really hold a candle to your exploits.

Mm, we hear you're up for an important award tonight.

Oh, the WWaWards? Well, it's true

that they're the single most important award a witch can win

and it will define her awesomeness for eons.

But it's no big deal. I'm just like any other witch.

And that's why you're up for an award.

[ Laughter ]

-[ Growls ] -Goodness.

The award ceremony is about to start.

I hope you all like the smell of cucumbers.

[ Whistles ] [ Horn blares ]

Announcer: Soon, at the Rhyboflaven Playhouse.

Good evening.

Are we having a magical time?

Better than a night at Slug Burger, am I right?

[ Laughter ] Am I? I'm right.

Okay, we know I'm right.

It is time to announce the winner

of this very rare, very shiny,

Golden Broomstick Magisword.

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

And the nominees for Witch of the Year are...

Oh, why read them off? We all know

the winner's Witchy Sparkles!

Ah! Oh, my.

Thank you, everyone. Oh, yay!

Sparkles, come on up here and accept your --

[ Phil laughing ]

You mean this? Number-one thief rank, here I come.

-[ Laughs ] -[ Gasps ]

I am continuing to laugh.

Chuckle. Oof!

Oh, I am bad at this. Whoa!

Announcer: Soon, at Witchy Simone's apartment.

[ Sobbing ]

Why is this bothering you so much?

Don't you get awards all the time?

Well, Simone's being a mite crass,

but she does have a bit of a point, doesn't she?

Awards must flow like water for Witchy, Witchy, Witchy Sparkles.

True as that may be, I worked super-duper hard

to be Witch of the Year.

And then a tiny man stole it!

Oy, witch-up, will ya?

Find the strengths within ya's or whatever.

[ Crying ] Warrior huddle.

Now you guys are crying?

She's just... [ Sniffles ]

...so relatable. [ Sobbing ]

[ Sobs ] I feel her pain.

I'm related to her, and I don't feel doodly squat.

We gotta find Phil, and fast.

But where could that rapscallion be?

Sparkles, could you whip up

a thief-finding spell of some kind?

Yes, actually, there's a potion for that.

It's not an easy one to make, but I think I could --

Why are you asking her and not me?!

This is my apartment, so if anyone's gonna make a potion,

-it'll be me! -Maybe we could work together?

Okay, fine. You can watch.

First, we'll need some mung bean for texture.

Mung bean? I usually use bean sprout.

What?! Who uses bean sprout, ya bean curd?!

Do you also use garbage? They overtook

our warrior huddle.

Maybe we should go search for Phil

so we're not 100% depending on their ability to get along.

Looking for Phil now.

Frankie Jupiter: ♪ Two witches looking at ingredients ♪

♪ Ingredients ♪ ♪ But those girls ♪

♪ They just can't get along ♪ ♪ They're not listening well ♪

♪ In the deepest, darkest woods ♪

♪ Spooky place ♪ ♪ Vambre's arm

is decidedly strong ♪

♪ That's one veinial arm ♪ ♪ That's how she lifts up

that rock ♪

♪ It rocks ♪ ♪ And there's a worm

poking out of a hole ♪

♪ It's a cute, little wiggle worm ♪

♪ Okay, harmony guys ♪

♪ 'Sup? ♪ ♪ You're upstaging me,

truth be told ♪

♪ Sorry, dude ♪ ♪ The witches are still

disagreeable ♪

♪ For sure ♪ ♪ And that's not a good look

for her, nope ♪

♪ Sparkles looks like a freak ♪ ♪ Prohyas is checking out

Keelhaul Cove ♪

♪ And he's getting chomped on like a dope ♪

♪ He's so accident prone ♪ ♪ Mascott's sleeping ♪

♪ But who picked him up? ♪ ♪ Who? ♪

♪ And now Witchy Sparkles gets hurt ♪

♪ Mascott isn't kind to guests, I've noticed ♪

♪ Seriously, backup guys, enough's enough ♪

♪ Now the warriors are inside a creature's mouth ♪

♪ Well, now where did my backup guys go? ♪

♪ Dude, you told us to stop ♪

♪ I didn't mean to stop forever ♪

♪ We probably should have ♪

♪ Discussed this ♪

♪ Before ♪ ♪ Hand ♪

[ Sighs ] This brew isn't even fit to find a shoplifter.

What it needs is some butt of frog.

-Give it some edge. -No.

[ Screams ] Those are expensive!

We aren't all rich success stories, ya know.

I'm sorry. I-I overreacted a little.

It's just -- It would've exploded.

Well, maybe if ya's undermine me one more time,

I'm gonna explode!

Hey, I will defend myself.

Why don't you win at that, too?!

Perhaps I will!

[ Both growling ]

[ Both screaming ]

Through the roof!

♪♪

Bear: I wuv you.

I wish that you weren't always

so -- ha -- quick to anger.

Witchy Sparkles and a fry cook are duking it out up there.

The world hands everything to Witchy Sparkles,

while I gets nothin' but the leftovers.

Nobody hands me doodly-squat.

I'm a hard-working witch.

Hardworking?

Alls I ever see -- ha -- is dumb luck.

You don't get to where I am based solely on luck, missy.

-I hate luck. -You hate criticism.

I hate that you don't get the respect you deserve!

And I hate that it makes you so angry at me!

Wh-- What did you say?

I hate that the world never gives you a fair shake,

'cause I honestly think you deserve better.

Y-You've never said that to me before.

-In fact, nobody has. -If I could snap my fingers

and make all your hard work pay off, I would.

I hope one day that it will.

I recognize all that you do, and I'm rootin' for ya.

I think I've been a bit of a brat.

You're a pain in the toadstool, but I still love ya.

Well, since we're both here, we might as well

try to make our hard work count, together.

Boop. Hey, Warriors, you're never gonna believe this.

-Ooh, what is it?! -Ahem.

Witchy Sisters, brew of blue, spell gals with a job to do.

Missing broomstick, hard to find,

spirits help us with this grind.

[ Croak! Groan! ]

Oh, hey, guys. Name's Chad.

Oh, hey, Chad. We were hoping that you could help us

find our missing Broomstick Magisword.

Some jerk-face named Phil the Pilpherer snatched it from us.

I'll help you. I was getting antsy in the ghost realm anyway.

Yeah, dude's in there. Boo...

Hey, I found --

-What is it? What is it?! -What is it? What is it?!

-A 2-year-old box of Broc Tarts! -Bleh!

Yeah, I'm gonna need those. Mmm. So tasty.

Oh, by the way, I also found this guy!

Hmm. He must've eaten the old Broc Tarts.

-Yeah, those don't age well. -My WWaWard!

He's sick as a dog and not at all a threat --

-Freedom! -Aw, butts.

Even when Phil loses, he --

Prohyas, door.

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

Howdy, Senor Takes Stuff. Got the thing.

-Shall we kick his booticus out? -I think it's time to evict.

Announcer: Big Bad Boot Magisword! Cactus Magisword!

-Super teamwork com-- -Super teamwork com--

A super teamwork combo! Oh!

I've always wanted to see one of those in action.

-Eee! -Eee! Care to join us, Sparkles?

Only if my dearest sister can join, too.

Both: Super teamwork combo, punky boot of doom!

Magic teamwork combo --

Kick him to the curb.

[ Both cackling ]

Ay, toy poodle.

Looks like Phil is blasting off once more!

[ Ding! ]

Your Golden Broomstick Magisword, my Lady Sparkles.

Thanks, Vambre. But I know of a witch

who deserves this here award more than I do.

Oh, sis, are you sure? You earned this thing.

Oh, I earned the heck out of it. But it'll just sit on my mantle.

You need a broom upgrade far more than I do.

You'll look great on it. Come on, give her a spin.

Don't mind if I does.

Announcer: Golden Broomstick Magisword!

Ah, it's pretty!

I can't believe my eyes.

It's something Witchy Simone can actually drive!

Eee!

Ha-ha. Even when Phil loses...

he wins!

♪♪