Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Ralphio's House of Swords!

Browse! -Both: Oh, Ralphio!

Perfect timing.

Allow me to show you our latest model.

Both: Eeee! -The Pixel Magisword!

This baby can make objects into pixilated shapes and it's

[quietly] probably

incredibly rare.

Look at this one, dear brother.

Announcer: Bronze Statue Magisword!

I could get lost in thought o'er the possibilities.

[ Zapping ]

[Thud] Owwwww!

The bad is mine.

Heh-heh, that's cool, buuuut...

Announcer: Fuzzy Wuzzy Magisword!

Ooh, look at that fluffy metal thing!

Are you two listening?

The perfect Magisword I'm trying to sell you --

[gasp] Sorry, bud!

Lemme fix that.

[ Warbling ]

Are you two actually planning

on purchasing anything?!

Both: We're broke!

Announcer: Big Bad Boot [Clang]

Magisword!

Vambre, I want that Fuzzy Wuzzy Magisword!

Then we'd best go back to assignment-hunting.

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Sweeps!

♪ Sweepa, sweepa, sweepity-sweep! ♪

Oh, it's so nice and quiet today.

Both: Aah! Oh!

I got us a gig!

Whoa, you too?

Did we just both...?

Pffbbt! [Laughter]

Would you imagine that, dear brother?

It looks like we'll be getting

double the pay with two gigs.

Those Magiswords we wanted can be ours!

Yay-ay!

Well, my gig requires that I meet

with Fued immediately,

so we should do that one first, then...

[Buzzer] Wait, whoa, ho-now, hold the phone!

Mine needs to be done right now, too!

Uh-ohhhh!

We can't do both at the same time!

Maybe we can propose a compromise?

Warrior huddle, right! now!

Vambre, think of something!

Honestly, there's no reason why

we couldn't do our respective missions separately.

I don't wanna!

It's always less fun without you.

Prohyas, dear, you can just admit that you're scared

to do a mission without your big sister.

How dare!

Just admit that you're bummed over how much fun

you're gonna miss out on without me!

[ Buzzing ]

If anyone shall do the missing out on, it'll be you.

Well, my mission is gonna be

[chuckling] awesomer than yours!

For mine, I must venture to a faraway land!

Well, I have to go to a...

father away land!

In fact, I don't need you for this.

I'll find myself a better partner for this mission.

Like who, Witchy Simone?

[laughing] Yeah, I'll bring Witchy Simone!

Holy wow, what did I just say?

In that case, I'll leave you

to your personal bweezness.

I will go about my bweezness!

Announcer: Hoversword!

Good luck on your mission with Simone!

That went well.

No-o-o! Why are both

of my Warriors arguing again?

Oh, Grup, we're not arguing.

We're just doing that fun sibling-rivalry thing

we occasionally do.

As long as you two are getting along.

How 'bout I tell you about my gig?

Okay.

My mission is to obtain

the Great Squideo for Omnibus's Aquarium.

It's the one-of-a-kind digital squid

that lives in Galacton's Lake Sprite!

I'm bringing Witchy Simone with me.

I shall win this not-fight with my yes-sister

with Simone, who is very dependable

and in no way crazy-beans.

Yeah-eah!

We're gonna show him who the better Warrior is!

No-no-no-no-no-no!

That's not what this is.

This is not a real fight, just a playful competition.

We're going to playfully

[hollering] mop the floor

with Prohyas! -Och!

Announcer: At Witchy Simone's apartment!

Hey, Witchy, you there?

-Anh! [Thud] -Not now!

Can't ya see I'm doing something?

I can't see anything with the door closed.

Brewing potions! Very busy!

Whatever you're doing can wait.

But I gots ta finish this

Trollblin love potion, ASAP!

One successful brew is all I need

to get back into Adventure Academy.

But, Witchy --

[stammering] Shh-shh-shh-shh!

Let's see. Eye of newt?

All's I have is eye of potato.

It'll have to do.

What's next? Essence of flitterbat?

Mandrake root? Ahh!

I don't have these ingredients, neither!

Maybe I can substitute toitle dove powder

and thorny grapefruit.

Meow!

Oh! Hey there, Mascott.

Does my favorite wittle kitty

wanna help me out, too?

Ree!

Yah-ah-ah! [clang-thud]

Ow! Why, Mascott? Why-y-y?!

Hey! Could you two keep it down over there?!

I want your help on a gig!

Nows you tell me! Oopsy daisy.

Ahhhh-aah!

Anh! Uh! Gee, thanks, Witchy.

This is so great!

Tell ya what: just tell me where we're headed,

and I'll do the driving.

[laughing] Totally not necessary.

Really not necessary.

[singsong] I'll let you ride shotgun.

Was this really necessary?

Better safe than sorry, I's always say!

You've never said that before today --

Hey, I think that's Galacton up ahead!

[ Whining ]

Would you look at that?

I've never seen such a colorful horizon.

Witchy, could you fly a little safer?

Oh, Prohyas, this isn't unsafe.

This is what unsafe looks like!

Ah-hah-hah!

Uh-yuhhh!

Aaaaaaah! Oh!

You really need to work on your landing.

I did get us to the lake, like I saids I would.

Be that as it may --

Let me just get this off first.

Anh! Anh! [Quacking]

All right, that's not coming off.

Hello? I heard the distinct sound

of distressed children.

Prohyas? Simone?

Both: Vambre?

What on Earth are you doing here?

[ Laughing ]

A baby seat for my baby brother?

[ Quack ] What?!

Let's try that again.

[ Quack ]

[ Quacking ] Myahhhh!

So, you really did decide

to bring Witchy Simone.

Or has my baby brother decided to join my mission

because he couldn't handle one

[baby voice] all by himself?

Both: Your mission?!

What do you think you're doing,

intruding on our mission?

I was hired by none other than Fued

to fetch the elusive Squideo of Lake Sprite

so that she may harvest its precious ink

for cooking an exclusive recipe.

Hold it right there!

Capturing that squiddy thing is our mission!

So youse is gonna hafta find yourself a new mission!

Announcer: Blow Dryer Magisword!

Guys, we can't both capture

the Squideo at the same time.

Precisely.

Whomever obtains the Squideo first

achieves mucho dibs.

Challenge accepted.

Consideo that Squideo

ours for the takin'!

Simmer down, Simone.

We don't even know what this thing looks like yet.

[Distant screeching] And now you guys do.

I still don't. -I'll make short work

of this overgrown cephalo-goop.

Digi-Squid beneath the sea,

here's a zap for you from me!

Aah-aah! [Zap!]

-Eh-heh! -Warrior huddle!

Oh! I never gets to be in a warrior huddle.

This is so cool!

Witchy, focus! We won't be able

to find a thing in that pixel water,

so I'll have you drain the lake

with the Mop Magisword.

Affoimative!

Now, I'm not entirely sure

which other Magiswords to use.

Can I make a suggestion?

No, you may not!

That thing's useless.

Well, don't you have any Magiswords

with a giant net or something?

I...have an underpants Magisword.

Totally not a weird choice. I like it!

Och! The nerve of them.

Excluding me from a Warrior Huddle!

Then what are ya waiting for?

Avenge your pride and dignity, or whatever,

[hollering] and kick their butts!

No, no, I shouldn't fall prey to petty jealousy.

This was supposed to be a harmless sibling rivalry.

Strike them down,

like the lowly vermin they are!

Grrrrrrr!

Now, was that so hard?

Waaaaaaagh!

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

So long, suckers!

[ Laughs malevolently ]

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Let me quickly obtain you so the fakeys

don't need to break a sweat!

Not okay. All right, Witchy,

this your moment. -Eee!

Announcer: Mop Magisword!

Take this. Let's teamwork.

Prohyas, don't be such a silly Billy.

I'm a witch. You take care of the Magiswordery

and I'll handle the witchery.

Umm...

She's beatin' us by a mile!

Fine.

[ Scamper ]

[ Whoop! ]

Ehhh?

What?

Where's the Squideo?

Ahh! Oh, no!

[ Warbling ]

I got this, Prohyas.

Nutty Netty-o Capture-o

This Squideo Daddy-o!

Announcer: Roundabout Magisword!

[ Zapping ]

Dang it!

Nice shootin', squirt.

That's not my naaaaame!

[ Slurping ]

[ Farting ]

Dude, I'm gettin' famished.

Nutty net, please vanish!

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Aah!

[ Boink! Boink! ]

Hmm, clever.

Out-clever 'em, right now!

Announcer: Bunch of Little Holes Magisword!

Hiiiiii-yaaaaaa!

Nyehhhh! Ooof!

Announcer: Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

[Zapping] -Zzz!

Announcer: Muscly Arm Magisword!

Come to my vascular arms.

That thing is way too large and in charge

for Proyhas to catch. I got this.

Pixel skin and smelly ink,

make this chippy squiddy shrink!

[ Zapping ]

Myehhhh!

Announcer: Plunger Magisword!

[ Pop! Glass breaks ]

Instant Wrap Magisword!

[ Ding! ]

Eeek! Sorry!

I thought shrinking it

would make it easier to catch.

Prohyas: That was a bad think!

Ugh, I won.

I should be enjoying this.

Take that, losers!

I just -- [sigh]

we'll talk about this later.

What, about how hard we kicked their butts?!

Prohyas, I am so sorry.

I really messed this up, bad.

I was just so excited that you actually

wanted me on a mission, I ka-blew it!

You sore at me?

Nooooo. No.

I mean, you blew it for me, but, but, but no.

I might as well just kiss that new Magisword goodbye.

I can't even afford that doopy Pixel Magisword

whatever thing that Ralphio was pushin'.

Whaaaaat?!

I, Witchy Simone, have a cunning plan!

Hop on my broom. I'll even let ya ride shotgun.

Announcer: Soon, at Mount Ma'all!

Sweet, indifferent kitties.

[gasp] One day, I'll be able

to experience your apathy,

instead of the crushing weight

[sobbing] of human emotion.

Oh, Prohyyyyas?

I got a surprise for ya's.

Announcer: Pixel Magisword!

Pixel Magisword?

Thanks, but no thanks.

It's the mystery meat of Magiswords.

[singsong] Prohyas, I really think

that you could use this.

Nope, not interested, squirt.

That's not my naaaaame!

[ Warbling ]

Ehhhh?

Ohhhh, it makes things into digital square-squares!

[gasp] Wait a sec.

Waaaaaaaait a seeeeeeeeec.

Mmm hmm hmm mmm.

[ Warbling ]

Gheee!

It worked!

We can deliver a Squideo to Omnibus, after all!

You little genius.

You made us win a different way!

I -- -However, I pretty much used

what little jemms I had left

to get it, but no biggie.

You really spent all your jemms

on that Magisword, just for me?

Think nothing of it, partner!

It's da least I can do,

after I messed up so badly today.

You know what, Witchy Simone?

When Omnibus pays us, the jemms are all. yours.

You brought us this victory when I just gave up!

You need those better ingredients

more than I need that Magisword I wanted.

[ Shimmer! ]

You, um -- you okay?

Ooh! I mean,

I'll take it over the baby seat.

Yeah.

Um, hellooooo?

I hope you're not still mad

about today, dear brother.

I could pout.

So, um, I did use my earnings to get this.

Announcer: Bronze Statue Magisword!

Aah! Can you gloat somewhere else?

Wait, wait! I'm not through!

You knowwww, I also managed to procure

a small trinket for you as well.

If it's a slugburger, I've already eat--

[ Gasping ]

Fuzzy wuzzy was a Magisword?!

Siiiiis, you didn't hafta do that!

But I did.

I know I got a little out of control back there.

Our sibling rivalry jaunts

should remain jaunty. -[Muffled hollering]

It shouldn't be a problem again.

Guys, what do we do when the ending isn't funny?

Just let it happen, Grub.

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