Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

[ Smash! ]

[ Smash! ]

Announcer: At Warriors for --

Whoa! I'm outta here!

What is even going o--

Unh! -I am unsure.

In the meantime...

Announcer: Boulder Magisword!

[ Resonating ]

[ Clang ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Boom! ]

-Welp. -Wait, Prohyas!

We never use this one.

Announcer: Robo-Tank Magi -- Ooh.

-Och! -Exploding Bubble Magisword!

[ Boom! ]

Phew! Man the door, sis.

[Thud] -[Sizzling]

Both: Deceived by our dragon door!

[ Boom! ]

-Ugh! -Uh!

Surrender, Scoundrels for Hire,

and I shall cease fire!

Look, what are you on about, Man Fish?

Do not be koi [coy] with me, landblubbers!

You are surely well aware of your crime.

Hey!

First of all, the dragon door was a nice addition

for all of three days.

I should like to see it reinstalled.

And second, please keep it down with the exploding

and the speaking in tongues and such.

My little Gwendolyn's trying to slee-ee-ee-p.

Ah, so that's why Man Fish is upset.

Return my comrade to ze Fickle Sea at once!

Fickle Sea, nothing! I won her at the Rhyboflaven Pier Carnival

by testing my strength. -Liar!

Okay, it was the beanbag toss.

Both: Give him the goldfish so he'll leave.

No-o-o-o-o!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[ Adventure music plays ]

-Ah! -Yah!

[ Crying out ]

♪♪

Odds bodkins.

Man Fish is unstoppable today.

What are we supposed to --

[ Gasping ]

Poor thing.

He can't breathe on land.

Um...

Here, have a glass of water.

[ Gasping ]

You know you're part-man, right?

You can absolutely breathe on land.

I shall see you all after lu--

[ Gulping ]

After lunch!

Le flop. Le flop.

Le judgmental flop.

By the time Man Fish returns, he could have

an entire corsair fleet at our doorstep!

We'll need all Magiswords on deck for that.

Hm. Well, we'll have some 'splaining to do

if our landlord shows up.

You certainly do.

Both: Mr. Pachydermus!

Not only are you late with my rent,

but you've destroyed my house!

Wouldn't have anything to do with those

Magiswords of yours, would it?

[ Indistinct explaining ]

I don't want to hear it!

Our Magiswords!

You destroyed my property,

and you're going to rebuild it with me.

And you're using the proper tools.

[ Laughs ]

You know how to use one of these, don't you?

Pfft! Yeah.

Announcer: Hammer!

[Squeak] Hammer!

That it?

Uh, yeah, I guess so.

You know, we could rebuild the house

a [laughing] lot faster

if we had our Magiswords!

[chuckles] I'd love to see you

build a house with toys.

Both: Magiswords aren't toys!

[ Squeaking ]

[ Laughter ]

Simple minds, simple pleasures, I suppose.

[Snap!] Now get to woik!

-[Squeaking] -Mighty Magiswords -- Oh!

I'll hold the nail with my trunk.

When I say "go," you hit it.

Go.

["Charge" plays] Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

Oh!

You asked me to --

Hit. the nail.

[ "Charge" plays ]

Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh!

[ Calliope playing ]

[Scraping] Psst! Sis, turn it around.

[ Sawing ]

[ Sawing stops ]

[ Squelch ]

[ Sawing resumes ]

[ Crash! ]

Whoa-oa-oa-oa!

Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa!

[ Whimsical tune plays ]

All I need now is a "wet paint" sign.

Brother dear, can you spare any nails?

Yeah, I got a whole bu--

[ Teeth chattering ]

Aah-hah-hah-hah-hah!

I hate tools. I hate not Magiswords!

I hate tools!

[Clang] Oh-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh!

Yiahuh. Uh! Uh! Uh!

[ Thumping, continues shouting ]

[ Glass breaks, squelch ]

Ohh!

[ Calliope playing ]

Ohhh! Huh.

Let's woik on the exterior, shall we?

Now, you two get up there and work on the chimney.

♪♪

Hello, dear. [chuckles]

I'll be home by noon, unless something

catastrophic happens.

Ah! -On three, we lift.

Three-ee-ee!

Ih-uh-uh-uh!

Whoa-oa! [Glass breaks]

You get the concrete mix. I'll get the hose.

[ Boop, boop ]

This is taking too long.

Stirring Spoon Magisword would be so much faster!

Man Fish could be back before it dries up!

[ Snap! ]

[Calliope playing] [Thud]

Both: Mr. Pachydermus!

Ye-e-e-s?

Ooh!

Mm!

Both: Ahhhgh!

This would go so much faster

if we had even a single Magisword!

Or a hundred, or one with a hundred uses.

Oh! [Ding!]

You de-chimney Pachydermus.

I'll call a friend of ours.

Ah! Gotcha.

Hello, Noville? Could you be a dear

and come over, post haste, with your

[whispering] Swish Navy Magisword?

Wonderful!

Thank you so much!

Ta!

And now, we wai-- Eek!

I came over as fast as I could!

More than fast enough, Noville.

Thanks again.

Pat, pat. -[excitedly] Eeeeee!

[ Tap, tap ]

There, that looks about right.

Ohhh!

[ Rumbling ]

[ Thud ]

All right, that's enough.

My throbbing head can't take it anymore.

From this point forward, you're going to woik

this side of the house

and I'm going to woik in the kitchen.

If you guys stay out of my way, I won't get hoit.

-But Mr. P -- -I have nothing to say.

[Clang!] Oh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Ooh!

Well, this room looks like it would take a mere

infinity and a half minutes to fix.

If it weren't for the right tool.

[ Adventure music plays ]

Anh, we're still too poky.

No way I could apply even a coat of paint

before Man Fish gets back.

[ Bop! ]

[ Thud ]

Ahh!

Oh.

[Bop!] Ah, good going, sis.

That's using the old -- Ehrlow.

Oh! Oh. [steaming]

Vamba, Prohyas, why I -- ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

[Shimmering] The room's already done.

You see what good old, wholesome tools can getcha?

Ah, well, it didn't come out

too bad, if I do say so myself.

What is that, behind your back?

Uh...

-Meow! -Our pet kitty?

-Meow! -And behind your other back?

Ah, our pet Grup.

And my pet fish! Ugh!

You can play petting zoo later. Mm!

As for me, I'm going to freshen up.

[ Chuckles ] Meow.

Phew!

From now on, we need to be more discreet.

What?!

[ Whimsical tune plays ]

[ Machine-gun fire ]

Whew!

[ Mr. Pachydermus cries out ]

[ Calliope playing ]

I have nothing to say.

[ Clack, clack ]

Ha! Nailed it.

[ Snap! ]

[ Warble ]

Hmm.

Oh, Warriors, would you come outside?

I'd like to have a woid with you.

I think we got caugh-augh-t.

Come on, Gwendolyn, jump through the hoop.

Jump through the hoop.

Hide this somewhere, quick.

Huh? What? Huh? Who said that?

Ah, let's move on to the tightrope and unicycle for now.

Pachydermus!

-I know what you're thinking. -It's not what it looks like.

It's all her fault. And by her fault,

I mean not mine. -Tut, tut, tut.

Warriors, don't be so modest.

[chuckles] You two have done

such a supoib job finishing up my house

that I figured you two

desoive a lunch break.

Good thing Mrs. Pachydermus packed enough

tuna sandwiches for everyone.

Whew!

And mmm!

What a splendid job you two did in the end.

I couldn't have asked for better tenants.

Oh, Mr. Pachydermus.

You big soft-sicle.

Uh, Mr. Pachydermus, sir,

Do you know a good place to hide this Magisword?

I'm supposed to hide it from someone,

but I don't have the darnest idea as to whom.

Ohhhhhh!

-Grup! -Warriors!

Behold! Ze meek, little Man Fish you once knew

is now ze new and improved Man Bear Fish the Fish Man Bear!

[ Blurp ]

[ Blink! ]

Uh...

Ah, I can tell from your audibly blinking faces

that you are most impressed.

Care to hear my thrilling backstory?

All: No!

I, Man Bear Fish, am nothing like ze old Man Fish.

Being trapped inside a bear's stomach

has given me... a new outlook on life.

Simply surrender ze little fish

and all shall be forgiven.

Are zose...?

[ Laughing ]

Tuna-fish sandwiches!

Yeah, want one?

They're real good.

You're -- you're eating fish

in front of another fish!

Unforgiveablehh!

You two Warriors have harmed a third of my species

for ze last time!

[ Blast! ]

Oooooooh!

Is that all you have,

Man Fish Wimp the Wimp Bear Wimp?

Yee-ahhhhhhh!

[ Clang! Clang! Clang! ]

Anh, my sister's the best.

Wait a minute,

she's protecting the house, with that thing?

Diggety-doy.

Magiswords can actually --

Well, it's all so clear to me now.

Magiswords ain't so frivolous

after all. -Yeah, turns out.

With the right sword, we could get rid

of Man Bear Fish Bear Man Bear

in seconds flat.

Prohyas, assistance, s'il vous now!

I got your back, sis!

Mr. Pachydermus, throw me a Magisword!

Announcer: Nail Clipper Magisword!

Rutabaga Magisword!

Monobrow Magisword!

Nope. Unlikely.

Anh!

Pachydermus, pick something that looks like

I can do some serious damage with it!

Announcer: Underpants Magisword

Ha! You're going to need

a fresh pair of caleçon after zis!

I can work with this.

♪♪

Undie...grab!

Undie stretch!

[ Laughing ]

Sacre --

[ Boom! ]

[ Birds tweeting ]

[ Grumbling ]

Gotta say, he's more fashionable

than the average bear.

Bless your weird little hearts.

[ Chuckles fondly ]

Thanks to you and your zany Magiswords,

you've saved my house with nary a scratch.

You see, Pachydermus?

Magiswords ain't so bad.

You know, these little things might come in handy.

I always wondered how they woiked.

[Chuckles] Ha-cha!

It's simple, really.

All ya gotta do is focus your energy on the blade,

think Magiswordy thoughts, and...

Oh!

[ Bip! ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Calliope outro plays ]

I have nothing to say.

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