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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters!

Blustery! -It's gonna rain any moment.

I feel it in my bones.

No! My bones!

It's okay, Grup. It's okay.

It's just windy, and you're inside anyway.

You're as safe in a waif in a...safe.

Vambre, help me out here.

-Myeh. -Vambre, reading is all

well and good and swell and s'good,

but this creature could use some comfort.

[ Screams ]

[ Grunts ] Duder, come on out.

It was just something blowing over in the wind.

Wait, wait just a bit.

This is kind of relaxing.

No! A 10% invisible man!

Oh, love, he's not partially invisible,

he simply has no head.

Oh! Oh, phew.

Omnibus, knock off the not knocking.

This door is made for knocking, and that's just what you'll do.

Hm, if there's anything Omnibus stands for,

it's listening to his own voice.

I believe something is amiss.

Yet he has no problem hearing us somehow. Whatever.

Announcer: Paper Bag Magisword!

Whoa, man! Thanks a bundle!

Whoo-doggy!

That will do, I suppose.

So, Omnibus, wuzzity hizzity?

Oh, it's all wonky, man.

I woke up to a sunshiny day,

and -- whoa -- what do you know?

Ooh, my head is just poof, man!

Like, gone-zo!

So you want us to go on a head hunt?

Right on, man! Wonderful!

A'ight. Ooh, ooh, ooh!

I smell a mystery. It has the distinct aroma

of "Veronica Victorious and the Nogginless Trollblin"!

I need to don my sleuth suit!

Vambre, no! Don't change into -- and she's gone.

Announcer: Magnifying Glass Magisword!

Come, gents! The head is afoot!

[ Chuckles ]

-Whoa-oh! -Fuss!

Announcer: At stately Omnibus Manor!

A-ha. A gigantic conspicuous hole.

Wait, wasn't this where-- A-ha!

This is where the aquarium was.

So our slippery eel was an actual eel?

The rabbit hole goes deeper and deeper!

Stop listing animals, animal lister.

Announcer: Cheese Magisword!

Ooh, head cheese?

Ew, gross! No.

Omnibus, how did you forget to mention this?

I believe without my proper head,

my memory will remain a bit Swiss cheese.

Boo! What? Oh, bother!

I didn't even do that on purpose!

A-ha! Large, muddy footprints!

Announcer: Footprint Magisword!

A-ha!

With smaller footprints within!

Tally-ho!

The feet are afoot!

A vase? A vah-se.

We have the culprit now!

Calm your cape, ya mook.

Oh! My prized queen salmon!

A-ha!

Y-yes. What happened, my dear?

I could ask you the same question, Jack.

I was mindin' my own beeswax, ya see, when this big palooka

comes lumbering through the wall.

-Who was it? -I didn't get a good look

at the hoodlum, what with me flopping

on the floor for dear life looking for

the closest body of water.

All's I know was the brute was big and he was hairy.

Hmm. Big and hairy. Super scary.

Head of dairy. Of course!

Announcer: Soon at Mount Ma'all!

Lavender honey? Still looks yellow to me.

Tastes it, too.

Honeysuckle honey?! That's like double honey!

J'accuse!

Um, it's "Neddy." Geez, learn names, Velma.

Where were you on the night of this morning?

Well-- A likely story!

Admit it -- your appetite is insatiable!

I mean, sure, whatever that means.

[ Chomping ] Wow! Have you guys tried this?

Case in point. You busted into Omnibus' mansion

to eat Queen Salmon Ella again, didn't you?

Ommi-who's-it? This duder.

No, no, I'd recognize a face like that.

Right, right.

Announcer: Snowball Magisword!

Kind of pale, ain't ya?

And f-f-f-f-freezing.

Uh, still don't ring a bell.

Neddy the Mallet! I just keep running into you today!

How are things since you completely destroyed

my picnic this morning?

Oh, hey!

Yeah, I devoured that, didn't I?

[ Laughs ]

Well, ya know, I'm still out eating things that aren't mine.

Aw, poo, an alibi -- the detective's greatest weakness.

All right, you're free to go -- for now!

There must be a clue we've missed.

Wow, the study's in even worse shape than the last room.

Do you remember anything yet, Omni-- ding-dong-dang it!

Announcer: Bling-bling Magisword!

Oh, my! I feel like a million Jemms!

A-ha! A string of pearls!

Well, that's not mine. My pearl room is three floors up.

We should dust these for prints.

Announcer: Flour Power Magisword!

How would you even recognize the pri--

[ Coughs ]

No prints at all. Of course!

Announcer: At the Thief Lodge!

And that's how to steal...

my heart.

Any new business?

Yes, you in the mysterious robe?

J'accuse!

It's slander! Phil is innocent!

Of what do you accuse Phil?

Overuse of the third person.

Hey! Oh, rassin' frassin'!

I'm afraid you dropped this at the scene of your latest crime,

so return Omnibus' head at once!

Neither those pearls nor the act of returning things

is Phil's style.

Ah, but nonstop thievery is!

-Hey! -Razza deFrazzo!

The lack of fingerprints on this necklace proves

that it was handled with gloves!

Or it was merely dropped accidentally

by whomever it actually belongs to?

I've had enough of your back-talk, you.

I simply cannot take credit for this head-heist.

I was away all day committing far more heinous

and impressive acts of thievery elsewhere.

Oh, really? There's nothing about that

on your itinerary for today's thefts.

Phil can work off the clock.

Fishier and fishier, Phil-shier.

No, well, you see...

I do not need to explain...

I was just... All right!

Phil was at the local kitten shelter reading them

"Slappy the Magical Elephant Shrew

and the Great Hug Delivery"... with interactive pop-up pages.

[ Laughter ]

Pointing never felt so good!

It seems clear that Phil would never brag about

any humanitarianism amongst his peers.

We're done here.

All right. Come on, Omni--

For the love of jibblies!

[ Laughter continues ]

Even when Phil loses...

he wins.

Nyeh.

A kitchen mystery!

It's just like "Veronica Victorious

and the Salami Sleuth!"

Really, Vambre? Is it just like that?

[ Grunts ] I-I think Omnibus

is trying to tell me something. Perhaps the Head of Heads

should be doing his job. Yarp!

Announcer: Rutabaga Magisword!

Yay! We're gonna solve da mystery!

He may be goofy, but gosh darn it, I love him!

Hmm? What's this?

This is almost certainly a clue

and not just some random kitchen garbage.

Look, Prohyas, I'm readin'!

You got this, Omni-bega!

Clue!

Um...is it lettuce?

Look closer, dear brother!

I-I'm sorry, all I'm getting is lettuce.

Wake up, Prohyas!

It's the approximate shape and color

of the crest upon Rexxtopher's cranium!

What Rexxtopher does with his cranium

is none of our business, Vambre.

I don't think there's enough evidence here

to suggest King Rexxtopher has anything to do with this.

Nonsense! Prepare to go to the Dino Kingdom

so I can prove you wrong!

Beans.

[ Screaming ]

[ Sighs ] A mother's job is never done.

Oh, I don't even care anymore.

Ah! What a wonderful day to not to be bothered or nothin'.

Yo, Bernadette! What did I tells ya

about keepin' ya babbies off my lawn?!

Oh? -Screech!

J'accuse!

You making up words?!

You left your crest at the crime scene!

Sloppy work, reptilian wrongdoer.

Give me that, ya punk!

I'd love to hear the alibi you've fabricated

to cover for this.

Yeah, you want an alibi?

I was here in the Dinosaur Kingdom

being the dang ol' Dinosaur King!

And, besideses, this is stinking mammal fur.

Not even remotely similar to my glorious feather crest!

Huh, I always thought those were horns.

Now get your smelly mammal faces out of my kingdom!

We probably deserve this, you know.

Vambre, at this point, it feels like

you really are grasping at straws.

[ Sighs ] I have to admit,

I'm surprised I was wrong three times in a row.

I mean, the footprints, the pearls, the fur --

I thought it all made sense.

What if you tried just looking at the bigger picture?

The bigger picture.

Announcer: Soon, back at --

Oh. Oh, dear.

[ Grunts ]

Prohyas, appointed Head of Heads, do your job!

Announcer: Cuddle Puppy Magisword!

Arf, arf! Aw, he's precious!

Most of the areas we've searched have been fairly intact,

but they've all had one very specific thing in common.

Arf, arf! D'aw, he's sassy!

-You -- come with me! -Hey!

Disheveled documents! Tussled tomes!

Arf! That's right, Omnipug --

books!

But what of the hole in the aquarium?

I must admit, that part is certainly throwing me off.

Yeah! If you have an answer for that one,

I'd like to hear it.

That was my home, after all.

I'm missing my stories.

The aquarium breach was a point of entry for your thief,

but not necessarily the focus of the crime.

How'd you get here, Red Herring?

[ Barking ]

Omni, what's wrong?

Ugh. A-ha!

Bigfoot is afoot!

I'm cautiously optimistic.

Announcer: In the Legendary Library of Shh!

Biblia Tick, Monkey Chunks!

J'accuse, correctement!

We've been expecting you!

[ Muffled grunting ]

Oh, thank goodness I was correct this time.

Though I was able to work through all of the clues,

I'm still at a loss for why you stole Omnibus' head.

Well...Omnibus checked out a rather rare tome

some time ago, and now it's incredibly overdue, mm-hmm.

I politely asking him to return it, but he violently refused.

Mm-hmm.

I clearly had no choice.

I had to take matters into my own hands. Mm-hmm.

I ransacked his mansion in the hopes of finding my book.

And when I wasn't able to find it,

I had to take a little collateral.

Omnibus, local libraries can't function

if you don't return their books.

It feels kind of weird scolding something without a face.

Omnibus may be a stinking book thief,

but we were hired to retrieve his head,

and retrieve it we shall!

You'll have to pry him from my cold, silent hands!

Nothing bugs your garden-variety keeper of books quite like...

Announcer: Microphone Magisword!

♪ Talking in the library ♪

Hold that note like the champion you are!

Noise makers!

Monkey Chunks, go nab that noodle

from those no-good warriors.

Mm-hmm!

Care for a game of monkey in the middle?

It's my favorite game as of two seconds ago.

Announcer: Slingshot Magisword!

Muscly Arm Magisword!

Nobody messes with my funky, monkey baby, mm-hmm.

You kids need to read more books, mm-hmm.

I resent that. I read plenty!

She does.

[ Maniacal laughter ]

[ Screams ]

-Hmm?! -[ Growls ]

Now, who would fire at an old gal?

You!

Come at me, big boy, mm-hmm.

Ooh!

Ooh! Och! Oh, hey, it's my sixth favorite Veronica Vi--

Vambre, no!

Yes, yes, sorry.

If Omnibus is to stand a chance against

the oddly nimble Biblia, he'll need a new head, Prohyas.

All right, but I'll need to promote you

to Co-Head of Heads for this one.

Announcer: Sharkblade Magisword!

Mask Magisword!

Together: Super Teamwork Combo -- Predator Face!

Huh?!

[ Roars ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Grunting ]

Ouchies!

Well, now that I've got my head back,

I suppose we can call it a day.

Vambre: Not so fast, Omnibus.

You're not going anywhere until you return that book

to this library.

Yeah, and, like, you know, pay us, I guess.

Oh, foo-fuff!

Just let me finish reading it, okay?

Ahem!

"The end."

Boo!

[ Upbeat music playing ]