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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: At the Warrior's secret training spot

that everyone knows about. Roof!

Who knew Pencil Magisword could draw in color?

I certainly didn't.

If you think that's unique, I found

an exemplary alternative use for Flashlight Magisword.

Flashlight Magisword!

[ Scoffs ] Yeah, okay.

That's the most one-note sword ev-- aagh!

[ Giggles ]

It's like a saber of light.

But how's it know where to stop?

I'll see that and raise it!

Or, you know, lateral move it.

Electric Eel Magisword!

-[ Chomp! ] -Ooh!

Most impressive, brother. Oh, look.

We've attracted some neighborhood youngsters.

Hey, kiddos. What do you think

of the new, improved Warriors for Hire sign?

Um, hmm...

I think it lacks a certain gen in the wha...

Oh, I know!

-[ Grunts ] -How rude!

What do you wee ruffians think you are?!

We're the Broccoli Dumplin' Kids.

Prohyas: Is that what you guys are calling yourselves now?

-Nyando! -Zonq!

-Nord! -And me -- Borp!

Prohyas: Yay, roll call, whatever.

And we came here to gloat about

how we got the last Broccoli Punch tickets.

Hooray for you, I suppose.

Why would we mature adults

care about a childish folly like --

[ Stammering ] Broccoli Punch live --

the superhero stage show spectacular?!

But how?! Tickets sold out months ago!

Oh, we got ours by winning a contest -- fair and square!

Hey, cats, kittens, and ligers, Treejay here!

Coming at you live here from WDDF, the Forest!

The hundredth caller will get four tickets to the sold-out

Broccoli Punch Stage Show Spectacular!

Hey, hey, our first caller!

Give us them tickets, or it's timber time, dig?!

What?! I'd like to hear you

say that to my face, little man!

Look, can't you guys just call 99 more times?

You still like Broccoli Punch?

What?! Yes. Broccoli Punch is my hero.

He's what got me into action and battles and stuff!

I still have my action figures, thermos, cereal bowl,

and I still fit into

the official limited-edition underwear.

Want to see?!

No, no, no, no, nope, no, nope!

Anyway, we're gonna go to the show, and you're not!

Nya-nya-nya and such!

♪ Broccoli Punch, Broccoli Punch ♪

♪ Broccoli kids called Broccoli Crunch ♪

No! I should be going to that show!

I liked Broccoli Punch before it was cool.

Don't let those rapscallions get to you, dear brother.

They're a dreadful lot. -Yeah, they are!

I can't think of anyone more rude than them.

[ Grunting ]

Uh, are you gonna pay for that?!

No! What's funny about paying?

It's way funnier if I don't, right?!

[ Laughing ] Why ain't you laughing?

[ Forces laughter ]

So under-whelming!

Some broccoli will put some color in your cheeks.

They're so colorful now. [ Laughing ]

Whoo-hoo! I am just on fire today.

Please tell me someone saw that. You!

And that's where tofurky comes from.

Isn't that wonderful?

Didn't you just see me being hilarious?!

Laugh! -[ Crying ]

You know, I'm killing myself out here

trying to seamlessly meld mayhem and the comedy.

Why must I be so under-appreciated in my time?!

Huh? What's this dopey thing?

Broccoli Punch live?

At the world-famous Rhyboflaven Theater?

Why, that's a built-in audience!

I'm clearly too good for the pier.

I need to bring my comedy to the masses.

Announcer: Soon, at the Rhyboflaven Thea--!

You loitering, disembodied voice?!

Guys, am I the only one here that's a little uncomfortable

with the fact that we're the only people here above 5?

Um, Broccoli Punch is technically an all-ages show.

Besides, look, there's some adult fans over there!

Broccoli Punch! Broccoli Punch!

Broccoli Punch!

I only came here for Silent Larry!

Theater announcer: And without further ado,

it's the Broccoli Punch

Superhero Stage Show Spectacular!

[ Cheering ]

Wow, that sure was a horrible crash landing,

right, Silent Larry?!

That's his catch phrase!

Gasp! We must be on Planet B,

ruled by the nefarious Dr. Green Stalk

and the Floretifier!

Did somebody say our names?!

Well, if it isn't the mild men of Brock L. Doccoli!

Back for more, eh? Gruntions, attack!

[ All grunt ]

Looks like its time for a little broccoli action!

This broccoli provided by Mama Betty's Broccoli Farm.

Broccoli change!

Count up your stalks!

-[ Gasps ] -No!

Don't worry, kids!

In .5 seconds, he is transformed!

It's the one you love, the one you came here for --

the one who encourages you to buy all our merchandise!

It's Broccoli Punch!

Crunch that Broccoli Punch, Gruntions!

Broccoli kick! Broccoli punch!

Broccoli splits!

Now, I'll show you my true broccoli power --

provided by Jose's Discount Broccoli Farm.

Broccoli Cannon!

Oh, um... curses!

That was the sound of my crushed bones.

You're no match for talons of visual concealment!

Oh, yeah? Let's see what

Jeffrey Johnson Farms Broccoli has to say about that.

Broccoli Beater!

Oh, twisted again!

You'll pay for this, Broccoli Punch!

[ Cheering ]

Huh? This wasn't in the script!

♪ Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun ♪

I'm Broccoli Man -- eh, I mean, Punch!

[ Laughter ]

He must be using the Broccoli Beef-up power

from last July's show.

Uh, are your arm stalks all tied up?

Let ol' Broccoli Drink fix that for ya!

Now, there's a new twist on an old favorite!

[ Laughter ]

I'm getting big laughs.

Holy crow!

Um, I don't remember Broccoli Punch

ever having Broccoli Pretzel powers!

Cool trampoline! Mind if I try it out?

An appreciative audience? This is the best day of my life!

I don't remember him being a trampoline master, either!

We're sure having a ball, aren't we?!

Fore!

Silent Larry!

What have they done to you, Silent Larry?!

Ha ha, I like this new Broccoli Punch!

No! That can't be him! Something is horribly wrong!

We need to call the only adult

who will understand what's wrong here!

[ Sighing ] Count up your stalks.

Dear brother, this behavior isn't healthy.

You're being havior!

[ MagiMobile rings ] I got it!

You guys, we got a serious emergency

at the Broccoli Punch show!

What, me not being there?

No, goobus, look!

Stop getting hit by me! Stop getting hit by me!

My fist is as hard as a Brock-lee!

Get it?! [ Chuckles ]

There's only one fellow I know

who could make a joke that bad

and then immediately laugh at it -- Flonk!

What's a Flonk?

He was a meanie bobeanie to us when we were kids!

Now he thinks he can combine comedy and crime seamlessly!

Hmm, it doesn't work.

How dare he soil Broccoli Punch's good name!

Nyando, we're on it!

Hey, you look bored!

[ Laughter ]

Did you say something?! I cannon-hear you!

I don't like to beater around the bush!

[ Laughter ]

For the first time in my life, I'm happy!

Avenge me!

[ Screaming ]

Guys, no! Are you nuts?!

This crowd still thinks he's Broccoli Punch!

If you clobber him, they'll run you out of town!

-Seriously? -Nyando's right, Vambre!

We don't stand a chance

against a mob of hyper kindergarteners!

[ Yelling ]

[ Chuckles ]

Um, make way for my, uh, Floretous Fist of Fear?!

Get 'em, Broccoli Punch!

That's so nice of you, dude! Fist bump!

We can't fight Broccoli Punch, but the bad guys can.

So...

Announcer: Monster Suit Magisword!

Oh, Silent Larry, I didn't know you liked to dance.

-You got us steamed! -So prepare to be creamed!

I do so enjoy cream of broccoli!

-[ Sobbing ] -Yeah, seriously!

Announcer: Pencil Magisword!

Um, no. It's the Dreaded Poison Pencil Dagger.

Oh, sorry!

Oh! It's adorable!

Flashlight Magisword!

Ahem! I believe you mean

the Salad Slicing Skewer of Evil!

Yes! Yes, I did mean that!

Yawn! You're Broccoli cannon fodder!

Ooh-hoo! Burn!

Good one, hey, kids?!

[ Kids cheering ]

Announcer: Grabby Giraffe Magi--

I mean, Long-Necked Mutant Apocalypse Horse!

Thank you.

Looks like you just bet the broccoli farm.

Both: Too close to home!

Well, I think it's funny. I can be a bit headstrong.

[ Cheering ]

This is even way worse than the time Broccoli Punch

almost lost to that boy band, Brockstreet Boyz!

No, this is way worse!

That was fictional.

-I can't stands no more! -Agreed!

-Super Teamwork Com-- -No!

Both: Now what?!

The bad guys -- meaning you guys --

can't win against Broccoli Punch.

It would be an abomination.

Black would be white, up would be down --

cats and dogs living together!

-Mass hysteria! -Mmm.

Psst, come back up, Dorks for Hire --

we're slaying 'em!

So, ready for some more punishment, villain-tines?!

You've got me green with anger!

That's not an expression at all! This guy's brilliant!

Wow! Finally -- they like me!

They really like me!

[ Bell dings ] Wow, Flonk, they

totally love your jokes.

Too bad they'll never know who's making 'em laugh, huh?

What's that supposed to mean, Amateur-hyas!

I'm the one making 'em laugh! It's me that they love!

Certainly, dear, but they just think you're Broccoli Punch!

How are they ever going to know the comedy genius

behind the mask?!

You're right! Time to reveal my secret identity!

[ All gasp ]

Uh, what did the chicken say to the horse?!

"Why the long face?"

[ Crowd booing ]

Is this the greatest comedy fake-out of our generation?

Nothing short of genius! [ Laughing ]

Wait, wait! I got more! Listen...

[ Knocking ] Rocks don't rock normally.

[ Gasps ]

Sis, it's the famous actor behind Broccoli Punch --

Brock Lee! -Indeed I am, young fan.

This Flonk fellow has ruined the stage show

and harmed my fellow actors!

Don't worry, Mr. Lee!

Your Broccoli Punch costume is right here!

You can finish him off! -[ Chuckles ]

My boy, I'm merely an actor!

I'm not meant for real combat,

just brilliantly choreographed stage combat.

We'll need an actual action hero!

I think he means someone else

should wear the costume, Prohyas.

Someone who can fight,

but really, really understands Broccoli Punch!

Okay, this was going swell, earlier.

Uh, a fish walks into a tavern, and --

Girl: Fish don't have legs! [ Blowing raspberry ]

My thumb is pointed downward!

Make like Silent Larry and be silent!

Larry.

Why aren't you laughing?

Why aren't you little punks laughing anymore?

That was funny!

I'll pound the laughs out of you little creeps!

[ All gasp ]

-Stop right there, Flonk! -Ooh!

Gateaux, you've already had your monthly hu-- Ooh!

All: It's the real Broccoli Punch!

B-b-b-b-b-Broccoli Punch?! The real one?!

The very same!

How dare you impersonate me and threaten my fans?!

Announcer: Broccoli Cactus Magisword!

Broccoli Raincloud Magisword!

Ye-ouch!

[ Laughter ]

Getting my laughs?!

Broccoli Instant Wrap Magisword!

[ Grunts ]

Broccoli Muscly Arm Magisword!

Go get him, Broccoli Punch!

Broccoli Fist!

Let that be a lesson to you, Flonk!

Calling it comedy doesn't give you card white

to commit crime!

I hope you weren't trying to be funny.

Let me give you a little comedy schooling.

Listen to this one.

Why, I ask ya, why did the chicken,

as it were, cross the road?

To get to the other si--

Because it was her civil liberty!

Her taxes pay for the roads!

[ Laughs ] They love that one back at the precinct.

So, uh, yeah...

Thanks for saving Broccoli Punch's image

and all that stuff, Prohyas!

You're a real bro!

Just trying to do my part as a fan.

Say, you still got that Pencil Magisword on ya?!

Uh, yeah, sure. How come?

An autograph? Why, certainly!

You may be cool, Prohyas,

but you'll never be as cool as the original!

When they're right, they're right.

Mr. Lee, sir, would you please sign my copy of --

Me first, me first! Sign my Broccoli Punch OC!

His name is Zateaug, and he has purple eyes,

and he's best friends with Broccoli Punch

and everyone likes him! -[ Gasps ]

[ Upbeat music playing ]