Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters -- pizza party!

[ Groaning ]

I believe I'm full for the rest of my life.

With infinite pizza comes infinite responsibility,

apparently. I don't mind cleaning, guys,

but this is testing the strength of my little vacuum.

No! [ Doorbell rings ]

Both: A customer?!

Why did you order a pizza when we have the Pizza Magisword?

I didn't, ya wee hen. Hmm...

Warriors! And why are you dressed

as a pizza?

I've got a mission for you,

and you guys tend to accidently close the door when I show up.

Let me guess what this mission is.

Trim you hedges? Rake the leaves?

Floss your mustache? Whoa!

You kids must be psychic or something!

Oof! Happened again!

[ Both groaning ] I'll wait

till they're done.

[ Groaning continues ]

Gah -- I need some air.

Can you shave my back? Both: No!

Massage my bunions? No!

Announcer: Mousetrap Magisword!

Yagh! Trim my nose hairs?

Both: No!

[ MagiMobile rings ] Hello?

-Teach me how to text? -No.

[ Doorbell rings ] Alphabetize

my house plant?

[ Growling ] What Prohyas is trying to say

is, "We're warriors!"

It's right in the name!

We don't take menial tasks

like raking leaves or scrubbing floors.

We go places and rescue people

and battle giant slobbering beasts!

Not dust bunnies -- beasts!

Are you listen -- you're not listening.

When will you even listen?! I have jemms!

I've heard rumors we can buy stuff with these!

What? This appears to not, in fact, be a jemm!

Whoops -- that's my glass eye!

But you have both your -- ugh!

As much as we could use the cash,

you still don't have a real job to offer us.

Maybe we can do one chore for you,

if you can promise to leave us alone after that,

unless you can provide a real, action-packed mission.

Hmm? Can you thatch my roof?

Both: We'll do it!

Oh. Transition.

The noise those critters make keep me awake all night!

We're on it! There's plenty of straw

in the yard.

Uh, as for me, I'm going fishing.

Toodle-ooh! No, no, no, no, no!

Wait, stop! You're going to fall off the edge!

Hmm, what did those warriors just say?

Eh, it probably wasn't important.

Eh, fish, fish, fish, fish... Have you noticed

that Oldman never listens to a word we say?

[ Grunting ] Oh, sorry.

The new rock and stick, it's really good.

Well, let's get thatching.

Announcer: Grabby Giraffe Magisword!

Hey, Vambre, I just noticed something.

This is boring! Tut, tut.

Let us play a game to ease the monotony.

I spy with my little eye...

It was in the jemm bag.

So, how do ya play? Well,

it's easier to show you.

I spy with my little eye something that is...

green. Oh, that narrows it down.

Everything in this lovely country scene is green!

Trees, grass, bushes, Helmut still.

Still cooler than you, dorks! Yum, yum!

This scene's too green. I give up.

Observe your shoulder, dear brother.

Huh? Worm! Aw, it's a cute worm.

Nature is terrifying.

Um. Your turn, Prohyas. All right, ahem.

I spy with my attractive blue eye something that is bla--

Um...turquoise!

Elementary! My Outfit! Nope.

Prohyas, there's clearly nothing else that hue around --

My hair! Um, no.

If you paid attention in our Adventure Academy

color theory classes,

you'd know that your hair

is definitely a light blue or periwinkle.

Periwinkle, huh. I've been saying turquoise for ages.

My life is a lie! I spy with my

normally-proportioned eye

two losers doing an old man's chores.

Chores. Och! Leave us be, Witch Way.

This roof shall not thatch itself.

That's a roof? Looks more like a ghastly oversized wig.

My word! We were quite preoccupied

by that conversation about your hair!

My hair's no good out of context.

It requires my head. It really does.

Old Man what's-his-name will be thrilled, I'm sure!

Thrilled. [ Laughing ]

What, and might I add, ever. We finished early.

We deserve a lunch break.

We could use good cleansing after all that pizza.

I suggest Sprigs. Not the garnish joint!

Slugburger's closer, so...

But, Prohyas, I possess the Spiderweb Magisword.

What does that have to do with anythi--aagh!

Hey, Warriors, look it! I got a big'un this time!

2-XXL, in fact!

You're making me terribly self-conscious, eh?

Wednesday on a Saturday! What's that aboot?

Hair roof?!

Willickers, if the neighbors see that,

I'll be the laughing stock of -- [ Laughter ]

Looks like you grew your hair back in the wrong place,

old man!

Who do you call for leaks -- a handyman or a barber?!

That's the first roof I've seen that uses product.

Product! Gateaux, what have I told you

about repeating other people?!

People. [ Laughter continues ]

No!

Yes!

Yes!

Old Man Oldman shall have his day!

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters -- garnish!

I eated too many parsleys.

I was not aware that you could have too much rosemary.

I churn corrected.

Where's Robopiggeh when you need him?

♪♪

Oh, no! [ MagiMobile rings ]

Try to keep track of this.

Hello? Oldman: Warriors!

I love the job you did on my roof.

I love it so much I decided to end you!

Uh... I mean feed you -- a pie!

Oh, of course! Yes!

It's poison berry -- boysenberry!

[ Chuckles ] Just get over here!

Both: All right!

Announcer: Soon! Hmm.

My favorite kind of pie -- pie!

[ Munching ]

Like my hairberry pie? Bleh!

This is a crime against pie!

Is -- Is that a toupee, Oldman?

Oh, it's not just any toupee.

[ Roars ]

Both: An evil toupee!?

Where'd you even get that? Evil toupee store.

Announcer: Earlier at... [ Scoffs ] Really?

And that toupee is great if you're angry at your parents.

And this toupee is good if you're angry at the "Man."

Feh. This is all greasy kid evil.

I want the good stuff!

Sir, you can't mean that! You'll be in way over your head!

Precisely! Plant it on my casaba, sonny boy.

As you wish. [ Growls ]

It has an insatiable appetite.

[ Screaming ]

Ha. Got the dang fool thing on backwards.

[ Snarls ] [ Chuckles ]

Now just remember to feed it when it asks for food,

or everything could go horribly wrong!

That'll be 400 jemms.

Do, do, do, do, vengeance shall be mine

Hey! Did you even listen to a word I said?!

Probably! Put it on my tab!

We don't offer a --

Wait, so he remembered enough about the part

where he didn't listen to relay that information?

You no-good warriors have publicly embarrassed

me for the last time!

Both: We reject the premise!

You've ruined my house, now I'm gonna ruin you!

What horrible texture!

Oy, Oldman, you need to put conditioner in this thing!

I'll condition you! To do what?

This unruly mane needs some untangling!

Announcer: Parrot Scissors Magisword!

All right, toupee, now it's time for you to pay!

Really? Someone had to say it.

[ Sighs ] I was trying so hard not to.

Awk! Hey!

How would you like it if I ruin your roof?

And by roof, I mean head!

Hey, what are you doing? No!

My hair has a bow also made out of hair in it!

Wait a sec! I've trained my hair!

[ Grunts ]

Announcer: Electric Razor Magisword!

[ Screams ]

[ Screams ]

Ah! Polly want a hand?

Psst, in here!

I went before we left. Ooh! And yet...

What has gotten into Oldman's head?

The roof might not have been picturesque exactly,

but not turning evil bad!

Announcer: Pizza Magisword! Prohyas, what are you doing?

Stress eating. Shh!

[ Banging on door ] Oldman: Where could

those warriors have gone?

I've already looked everywhere! Onward, hair! Go, go!

Don't rest until we got them!

What, food-eating and breaks are for winners!

You ain't won diddly-squat yet!

Now, find those darnible warriors!

[ Growling ]

Oof! Ooh-hoo!

Hey, quiet out there!

We're trying to come up with an amazing plan!

Ooh! Huh? Oh! Oof!

Good thing I landed on something soft!

Ow!

[ Growling ] Hey, what are you gonna do

with that?

No! Now I look like the roof that haunts me!

Did somebody order a slice to g--

Oh, man, I'm all turned around.

I thought Oldman's baño was closer to his casa.

Yes, I thought so, too. But let's try to focus.

Uh, right, right! [ Laughing ]

Welp, I guess the toupee is his problem now.

So not surprised that this plan backfired on him.

Shall we have another ill-advised pizza party?

Whoo! That's gonna hurt good!

Wait! Aren't you gonna help me?

Hmm, is that okay? Should we save him?

Hmm. He should get out of this himself.

He did this to attack us, and I think he'll survive.

So you're really not gonna rescue me?

You are proving once again

just how adverse you are to listening!

Whoa, whoa, sis! This is a good moment for learning.

Ah, good call.

Okay, Oldman, here's your big chance.

What do the Warriors for Hire want?

Access to the secret microfilm?

Both: No! What do the Warriors for Hire want?!

Oh! I think I get it.

I'd like to hire you to warrior me from this monster!

Use your doohickeys and make it flashy or whatever.

That's what you guys like, right?

Oh, by the by, I think I'm starting to get digested.

Good enough for me! Let's with the doing

of the this.

Announcer: Cheese Magisword!

Limburger launch!

[ Sniffing ] Bleh!

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Ooh!

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword! Boulder Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo -- troublegum!

Announcer: Nail Clipper Magisword!

There's nothing worse than gum in one's hair!

Oldman: Whoo-hoo!

But how are ya gonna get that monstrosity

off my already-questionable roof?

Solid question.

I appear to be taking care of it.

I guess I won't ask how this happened.

Yay! My roof looks less dumb!

Remember back when we sassed Old Man Oldman about his roof

until he lost his composure? Yeah, that was yesterday.

[ Screams ] Gumball!

I wonder if this is related to that aforementioned incident.

You know, I think this new location

is really gonna work out for me!

I think I'll be sticking around here--

Oldman: This is doing more harm than good!

I have an idear!

Let's roll this thing to the pier!

Perhaps it was a sign.

I'm better off in my tried and true original--

Vambre, look! [ Gurgling scream ]

How'd you know the toupee would shrink?

I didn't. I just know a wet toupee is useful to no one.

[ French accent ] Filthy human-types!

By Neptune's nap time, what have you done

to my beautiful Fickle Sea?

Ze debris, ze carnage! Ze -- ze fuzzy thing!

C'est magnifique!

This really ties my whole look together.

How would you like to come live with me

in the Fickle Sea, mon mi?

Feed you? Of course I will!

What do you take me for,

some sort of self-centered degenerate?

I'm sorry I didn't listen to you kids earlier.

I should've never hired you guys to thatch my roof.

From now on, I promise to listen better

and honor you request to not be hired for menial tasks.

And we promise to never thatch a roof ever again.

We're spectacularly terrible at it!

Announcer: The next day at Witch Way headquarters!

This is mousey!

Gateaux, why are you succumbing to your feline urges

when you should be outside scoring us dazzling missions?!

[ Banging on door ] Did you order

takeout again?

You know that crud will go straight to your thighs!

Did somebody order the Oldman Lo Mein?

Mein? Can you trim my hedges?

Rake the leaves? Floss my tooth?

Both: We'll do it!

[ Upbeat music playing ]