Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Help!

Help! Where's my knight in shining armor?

[ Blows whistle ] Gah!

All right, Noville, which blades are you going to use

on your Swish Navy Magisword to get past that monster?

Roar, observe the veracity of my assertion.

And rescue Princess Grup!

Well, uh, first I'll use my, uh, boxing glove blade!

Are we almost done? My crossword's getting stale. Gah!

Uh, and then I'll use my buzz saw blade.

Yay! I mean, "Ooh!"

Quick, Noville! What's the best blade for this situation?

Uh, uh, trumpet blade?

Uh, cuckoo-clock blade?

Uh, catcher's-mitt blade?

Eee-umph! Whew! Ooh!

Aah! I got you, Grup.

Excellent choice of blade, Noville.

[ Giggles ] Thanks.

Oof! My hero! Don't worry, Noville.

-You've come very far. -Yeah, seriously, duder.

I think you've even bruised my sacroiliac.

Good going. Why, I'd say, soon enough,

you'd be ready

for some real adventuring

and maybe someday a Super Teamwork Combo.

You mean it?! Oh, gee.

I'd love to be in a combo with you, Vambre --

uh, or, uh, you, Prohyas.

Yeah, sure, okay. Ha! Easy there, tiger!

Your time will come. Time?

Goshus-scholashas!

I've been out way too long.

I can't let Helmut run the bookstore all by himself.

Uh, whoa! Aah! Aah!

Announcer: At the Printed -- Whoa!

Yeah, at the Printed Pa-- [Sighs]

At the Printed -- the Printed Page.

I'm looking for the Tome of Morrow.

Tome of Morrow.

Then why the heck are you here today? Ribbit!

No, it's a book!

How many times do I have to --

[ Crash! ]

[ Groaning ] Help!

Yeah, he's gonna feel that in the morning -- financially.

Welcome to the Printed Page, sir.

Has Helmut been able to assist you?

No.

My apologies, sir. I am Noville, the store owner.

Excellent! Just the man I'm looking for.

I, Grimmsibald Femursworth XXXIII,

have been seeking for the Tome of Morrow.

Then what are you looking for today?

I am searching for a Tome of Morrow.

I-I'm sorry. Who are you people?

Warriors for Hire. -Ah. Warriors, eh?

Well, I've been searching far and wide

through every bookstore in Lyvsheria and --

Legend has it that it resides

deep in the Temple of Ginkagoo Billobeeyah,

a level-two cave hidden in the sands of the Barren Faceland.

Ha. Ha ha. Research is kind of my thing.

Sir, adventuring is our business, and we'll gladly help.

How fortuitous.

In return, I could turn your friend here back into a human.

Dorks!

Hey, I'm hot now. Wow.

Oops. [ Laughs ] Had this thing set to Prince Charming.

Blah! Good heavens.

Dork! Dork! Mm. Dash it!

Foolish! Cut-rate! Sickle!

Now that seems right. Dork!

Wart-infested buffoon.

Ooh! Ooh! Can you change me next?

Can I be a giraffe?

We would require monetary compensation for this job.

Will this do?

This will do nicely.

Aah! Ding.

Excellent. And once you come back with the Tome in hand,

there will be plenty more where that came from.

Ah!

I'll meet you fine folks right in this --

Oh, thank you.

Right in this spot.

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Gasps ] [ Laughs evilly ]

What? I'm not going anywhere yet.

Psst! Warrior huddle.

Why don't we take Noville with us this time?

I think he's ready to put his warrior skills to the test.

I don't know, sis. This is a level-two cave, after all.

Maybe he should start with something more basic.

Like the Cave of Stuff?

Basic?

Gagswoggle. He'll do just fine.

We'll be there to guide him the whole way through.

What say you?

Good ol' Warrior huddle! I love these!

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

How do folks keep getting in these?

Noville, would you like to join us on this adventure?

Gosh! You really think I'm ready?

You'll do just grand, Noville.

Right, Prohyas? Prohyas?

Oh, little gemmy! I'm gonna take you with us, too. Mwah!

You don't know where it's been.

It's been on a Reaperman's finger.

I'm fine with that! [ Gargles ]

Ooh. It tastes like pheasant.

Announcer: Soon in the Barren Faceland!

Oooh! Aah!

Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-yow!

Try not to fly too far ahead of us, Noville.

There are lots of danger-- Aah! Aah!

Oh, my sacroiliac!

Duder! Get out of there!

That's the face of the Barren Faceland.

Legend tells that if it were to wake up,

something terrible would happen to Lyvsheria.

[ Snorting ] Ahh.

-Warrior flee! -Warrior flee!

-Ahh! Ah-choo! -Gesundheit!

Hurry. Put it back to sleep.

I'll go save Noville.

Announcer: Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

[ Snoring ]

Ouch! I sent that face

on a one-way ride to Snoozeville,

which I'm told is nice this time of year.

Sorry about that, Noville. We should have warned you

about the Barren Face before we left.

From now on, just follow our lead so you don't get hurt.

Yeah. Lead the way, guys.

[ Plink! ] Aah!

The Temple of Gidanbugeegaga.

I can't pronounce it. That means we're here.

Don't feel bad if you need some help.

It's your first time, after all.

Are you sure I'm not holding you guys back?

Oh, pishposh. It'll be fine.

Snakes: Slither. Slither. Slither. Slither. Slither.

This is an excellent opportunity.

Vanquish those wee snakers

so the door to the next room will open.

Snakes?

Why couldn't it have been something other than snakes?

Uh, meat tenderizer blade!

Snakes: Abort! Abort! Abort!

Dive! Dive! Dive! Dive!

-Pbht! -Pbht!

-Pbht! -Pbht!

[ Singsongy ] Na-na-na-na-na.

Vambre! This isn't working.

Think outside the box, laddio.

Give it another try.

Hmm. Oh, eureka!

[ Grunts ]

Wow! You were right, Vambre.

Maybe I'm finally getting the hang of this.

Good show! Good show! See, Prohyas?

He just needs a little guidance, and --

Hey!

[ Muffled ] What did my tongue ever do to you?

You know, I was starting to feel confident,

but this is abject madness.

Come on, Noville. You can handle this.

-Aah! Aah! Aah! -Oh, cool! Toofbwush bwade!

Be sure to floss twice a day.

Your first battle quip. Excellent work.

You know, I think so, too.

I'm feeling really good about the next room now.

I may have spoken too soon.

[ Dogs snarling ]

Uh, cute kitty blade? [ Meows ]

Pretty cute, right, fellas?

[ Both growl ]

[ Cat yowls ]

Uh, cuckoo-clock blade?

[ Cuckoo! Cuckoo! ]

[ Screams ]

I'm coming, duder.

Squeaky Night Stick Magisword!

[ Squeaking ]

Go fetch, puppers.

Aw, yeah! I made "fetch" happen.

Aw! You guys had to rescue me.

I shouldn't have gotten confident.

Oh, Noville, it's perfectly normal.

These rooms ramp up in difficulty. Next room!

[ Giggling ]

Prohyas! All right.

I'll let you assess the situation.

It looks like we're gonna have to give this cauldron

the right ingredients to make it reveal the next passageway.

Uh, we'll start with tail of rat.

Uh! Watch it!

I'm on a special rat-tail-free diet. Thank you!

Talking cauldron! Talking cauldron!

Do not talk about me like I'm some kind of object.

It is harassment, and I don't have to take it.

Ah, sorry.

Uh, some of that, uh, stuff.

I'm not gonna tell you where to go.

This way is extremely exclusive.

It's, like, a five-year wait list, you know.

Prohyas: You don't even know where it is.

Oh, yes, I do, too!

I knew where it was before you were even born!

And I'll trade you that knowledge

for that delicious-looking gem.

You can't touch my gemmy!

Well, I guess I'll just take it myself! Aah!

Don't you dare! Can't you see that man's in love?

[ Grunts ]

-Aah! -Aah!

Well, that was weird.

Guys, I should just go home.

No, no, Noville, seriously. We all make mistakes.

This is how we learn. Right. Learn.

Aah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[ Screams ]

He is learning so much.

Announcer: The Final Room!

Finally we're here.

Chicken statues?

There's really no cohesive theme to this cave, huh?

-[ Growls ] -Oh, come on!

Announcer: A new challenger approaches!

Oh, it's the librarian we met at the legendary Library of Shh.

How did you -- Sqwatch! Sqwatch! Sqwatch!

The Tome of Morrow is an historical document,

and I'm going to keep it under lock and key. Mm-hmm.

Curse your black heart, Biblia Tick!

I got the book! Let's get out of here!

[ Chuckles ] My sister's the best.

What? Monkey Chunks, get the book! Mm-hmm.

Paws off the Tome!

Cease! Desist!

Stop it! Ohh!

Announcer: Sticky Note Magisword!

[ Groans ]

Announcer: Foam Finger Magisword!

[ Screams ]

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

It's a good thing I'm hiding.

Clearly I'm not cut out for this.

I'm better off staying out of the way

so I don't become a liability. [ Chuckles ]

I don't have to make this all about me.

And...I'm talking to myself.

Sis! I have the Tome!

Grr!

Let's book it, Monkey Chunks. Mm-hmm.

Monkey Chunks?

Announcer: Rutabaga Magisword!

Quick! Get the Tome from Biblia!

Yes. I'll, uh -- Hmm.

What are you gonna do, loud boy?

Hit an old lady? Mm-hmm.

Give me the book!

Stop that at once!

Oh. Does it hurt? Well...no.

Give me the book!

Yoink. Vambre, I got -- Aah!

[ Chuckles ] Help.

No. It's fine. It's fine that I'm not helping.

I'd just make this worse. Really, yes.

Announcer: Mask Magisword!

I certainly am feeling friendly.

Ooh! [ Laughs ]

Monkey Chunks! Book!

[ Growls ]

Both: Sweet monkey chunky bunky!

This is gonna go on forever

unless we do the thing, huh, Sis?

Indeed. Super Teamwork Combo time.

I've always wanted to do one of those.

Announcer: Underpants Magisword!

Jack Hammer Magisword!

-Super Teamwork Combo! -Super Teamwork Combo!

-Aah! -[ Gasps ]

Ow! My sacroiliac!

Prohyas is hurt. This is my fault.

See you later, loud people!

I've got a Tome to hoard. Mm-hmm!

I must do this thing.

You're not getting past this spot.

Uh...

Well, isn't that cute?

And loud.

Destroy him, Monkey Chunks! [ Growls ]

I'm so sorry I failed you, Vambre.

Say, could you hold that thought for just a second?

Both: Huh? Thanks.

Warrior huddle! What do you think you're doing?

I'm not gonna sit by and let my incompetence

fail you guys a mission.

I appreciate your intent, but you don't have a plan.

Actually, I do.

This is taking a while.

Uh, we're just gonna go, okay? Mm-hmm.

You have one? What is it?

I'll join you for that Super Teamwork Combo.

What? You madman! Let's do this!

Announcer: Mummy Magisword!

Uh, and Swish Navy Magisword has been out all episode,

but with the return of cute kitty blade!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo! I want my mummy!

[ Yowls ]

[ Dogs barking ]

Huh? [ Barking continues ]

[ Screams ] Monkey Chunks, no!

Great work, Noville!

[ Crash ] Ee, cats!

Hey, I feel better now. Let's get out of here

before another person we've met only once

gets here and ruins it. -Yeah, really!

Announcer: Back at books!

-[ Laughs evilly ] -Okay, okay.

Helmut: Now turn me into Noville.

I'm a dork who loves books. [ Laughs ]

-Um... -Oh. Um...

Ribbit.

The Tome! Give to Grimmy!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Aah! I'm blind!

Aah! I can see again!

Whoa! What am I seeing?

Ah, that's more like it.

I feel a thousand years younger.

I can transform everyone else, but not myself.

Thanks to you brave heroes,

I'm now back to my younger and more handsome self again.

Wha-- The Tome of Marrow?

Boo!

As promised, here's the rest of your reward.

-[ Gasps ] -I will buy so many Magiswords.

Right after I find out what that gem tastes like!

[ Laughs maniacally ]

Announcer: Hook Magisword!

-What? [ Groans ] -Prohyas, dear brother,

what if we gave this gem to Noville?

After all, he did such a good job for his first adventure.

Huh? But I was gonna --

Uh, yeah, you're right.

Besides, he's got some serious repairs to do in here.

Here you go, duder. You earned this.

Whoa! Wow! Thanks, guys!

Blaaah!

Maybe it's an acquired taste.

Hey, Grimmy, buddy.

Could you still turn me into that giraffe?

[ Snickers ] Neat.

♪♪