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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Ska-doo!

Ah, let's see. Nope. No. Nope.

Ahh, there's nothing to eat.

Celery? [ Chomp ]

There's nothing to eat!

I require sustenance. So weak.

Where even is Vambre even with my Slug Burger order?

Even.

The next time you want

the Slug Tank Deluxe,

haul it here your darn self! [ Giggles ]

You're sure on a junk-food binge these past few days.

And, frankly, dear brother, I'm worried.

One cannot live nutrient free.

Oh, please, sis. Just look at me!

I'm the picture of fitness.

Okay, that's your body's natural shape

and not a good indicator of your actual physical condition.

Disliker's gonna dislike. [ Chomping ]

Warriors! [ Gulps ]

I've come to ask for your ha...

Your he... Your --

Help?

Ye-- Yes. That. I need your that.

Listen, I need you guys to, uh, track down some items.

I'm sorry -- it's a little hard for me to ask.

I have trouble trusting people sometimes.

I've been burned so many times before.

It's okay, man. Something of yours gone missing, Hoppus?

My beloved vegetable Magiswords have been stolen.

All of them!

[ Both gasp ] Including Carrot Magisword?

Yes. Even she was taken from me.

It'll be our pleasure to assist you, Hoppus, free of charge.

Magiswords are serious bweezness to us.

Wow. That's actually quite decent of you, Vambre.

Thanks, guys. Announcer: Soon,

at the Kotassium Pass --

it's that spot between Rhyboflaven and Kotassium.

You know the spot. Yeah!

Your abode is lovely.

Huh? Well, can't live in the holes of my ancestors, you know?

What do you call these?

You're in my Magisword patch. Oh.

So you keep your Magiswords buried in dirt.

Talk about committing to a bit.

They may have been Magiswords,

but they were still vegetables at heart.

Hoppus! That was the cutest thing you've ever said.

Do not call me cute! That is so offensive to rabbits!

I have been robbed, and I demand to be taken seriously.

Don't sweat it, H-man. Zombie Pumpkin is on the case.

Oh, yeah. I'm ready to roll.

Yeah, you are. [ Sniffs ] I smell --

I smell an insatiable urge of primitive wild hunger,

a thirst for the vitamins and nutrients

that only a vegetable predator can understand.

VAMBRE: Oh, well, I guess we can rule Prohyas out.

You are not wrong. I've got the scent.

This way. Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

Together: Boing! Boing! Boing! Boing!

What do your non-existent nostrils smell?

[ Sniffs ] Ooh! Ooh, I smell it.

Over there. Vegetable!

Gateaux!

Return Hoppus' Magisword at once, you sticky-pawed menace!

Ehh, Magisword? This is a celery ice pop.

[ Licks ] Mmm.

Ooh, ooh! There. I see it.

Well, this is just left of okay.

Yeah! Hoo-yeah! What's the matter, you two?

That. Nope.

Indeed. Ha! Carrot-sthenics

Ooh! Over there. [ Sniffs ]

Ooh, ooh, yeah! This is it.

A broccoli farm?!

Hey, buddy, you led us to Ma and Pa's place.

Okay, enough of this wild goose chase!

VAMBRE: Have you chased wild geese, dear?

It's exhilarating.

It's obvious that your pumpkin pet can't tell the difference

between a vegetable and a Magisword.

Oh, ooh, mean, but probably true.

Chill out, bunny dude. He's trying his best.

No! I will not chill out.

I want my Magiswords back!

[ Crash! ]

Kablammica: Vambre? Prohyas? Is that you?

Ooh, and you brought friends!

Hang on. I'll be right over.

It's so good to see my little sprouts again.

I missed you so much.

Together: We missed you, too, Mom!

Who is this woman and why is she hugging me?

Why, I'm their little mommy Kablammica, of course.

Mommy? I thought you guys were hatched.

You must take after your father.

Golly! What a nice thing to say, Mr...

Hoppus, ma'am. Ooh, how adorable.

I bet you all can use a nice home-cooked meal.

[ Laughs ] Actually, Ma.

We're in the middle of a mission right now, so...

[ Stomach rumbles ] Sounds like someone's tummy

needs my famous cream of broccoli soup.

[ Giggles ] Yummy.

I, uh, didn't eat breakfast or anything

since my Magiswords got stolen, so...

Announcer: Inside Ma & Pa's Abode -- homey!

So, kids, what brings you out to this neck of the woods?

Our friend Hoppus is the victim of a Magisword burglary.

Yeah, we're trying to track down the dirty scoundrel responsible.

How terrible!

I can't imagine what I'd do without my Magiswords.

Announcer: Stirring Spoon Magisword, don't ya know?

Thank you for your sympathies, ma'am.

I admire a lady who can cream broccoli with her bare hands.

That's our Mamala for you.

She creamed many a baddie in her warrior days, too.

I taught my little blossoms everything they know

about Magiswords. Is that so?

[ Both groan ]

Thank you for the hospitality, ma'am,

but I think I'll be going now.

Together: But, Hoppus!

Vambre, Prohyas, thank you for trying, but it's hopeless.

Kablammica: Do you know what the key to a good harvest is,

Hoppus? I, eh -- What?

The key to a good harvest is keeping predators away.

Those gosh-darn broccoli spiders

will pick the hills clean if you let them.

Which is why I like to use a decoy trap

to catch them in the act.

Of course! Why didn't I thank of that?

Why didn't I think of that? Too bad I'm fresh out

of vegetable Magiswords to use for bait.

Who say you have to use the real thing?

Announcer: Cardboard Replica Magisword!

Here, you can borrow my Cardboard Replica Magisword.

It'll do just the trick. Wow. She is good.

Together: The best! Oh, I'm just a simple

broccoli farmer.

Why don't you take some soup for the road, cuties?

Announcer: Cardboard Replica Magisword!

Ooh, soup! Soup! No!

You sure you know how to use that thing?

-We're warriors, not artists. -[ Grumbles ]

I'm gonna need another bowl of your mother's soup.

Now for the icing on the sticky cake.

Announcer: Spider Web Magisword!

Hee-yah!

Decoy patch ready for action.

Stakeout bush ready for inaction.

[ Chomping ]

There's no way your body is okay with that.

I am an active slab of man.

I require a lot of calories.

I need fuel to spring into action when the perp arrives.

[ Chomps ] Ha, fizzy.

With your belly full of garbage,

the only thing you'll be is [Yawns] asleep.

Gosh, Hoppus, tired already?

Admittedly, I've lost a lot of sleep over this.

Listen. I want to thank you two for helping me out.

It's not easy for me to reach out like this.

Feel free to rest, Hoppus. We'll happily take first watch.

Yeah, we're experts at nighttime stakeouts, probably.

We're gonna stay up all...

[ Both snoring ] [ Wolf howls ]

Yeah, Prohyas, was that ungoshly noise you?

Prohyas?

Prohyas! Where did you --

[ Gasps ] They're gone!

Announcer: Footprint Magisword!

Don't wake up the sleeping bunny.

Ah-ha! Gotcha!

I've got you now, you little Magisword thief-hyas.

[ Chomping ]

[ Growls ]

Prohyas! Prohyas!

Announcer: Back at Warriors for Hire Headquarters?

Prohyas?

Male voice: [ Snarling ] Apples, nutrition!

Feed me! No drinking, ah, disgusting.

Bunko Bok Choy Magisword.

Prohyas?

That thing has about as much

nutritional value as breakfast cereal.

Prohyas: Ooh, cereal.

Of course that's what you want!

Hey, genius, fetch me one from the stash.

Let's see. What am I low on?

Iron, uh, vitamin D? Ah! Beta carotene!

Carrot Magisword, yes!

Devour! Absorb those nutrients.

Oh, no.

Prohyas' stomach must have taken over while he was asleep.

Why isn't this working?! Huh?

Prohyas! Prohyas, wake up!

Ah, out cold.

I guess that Prohyas' stomach doesn't know

that magical food has no nutritional value at all.

Announcer: Excaliburger Magisword!

Hnng. Ahh.

Hey, why do you have my Excaliburger again?

Vambre, have you been hiding

the vegetable Magiswords under my bed?

No, your stomach has been doing that while you're asleep.

I told you your body needed nutrients,

and now it's decided to do this without you.

Oh, boy. If Hoppus finds out, he'll bury us alive!

And after all the efforts we went through to gain his trust.

Warrior huddle! Hoppus can't find out about this.

I certainly doubt he'll appreciate

the irony of this situation.

Let's plant the Magiswords back in the patch pronto

before he buries our keisters in dirt.

He was still fast asleep when I left, we still have time.

I think you should feed me more vegetables!

Quiet, you!

Tuesday on a Friday, let's just go!

[ Snoring ] Does this go there?

I think so. Maybe like this?

Maybe over here. Prohyas, that's upside down.

You're upside down! Shh!

Did we catch the thief ye--

What am I looking at? What am I looking at?!

Hey, buddy.

Uh, funny story about this whole vegetable Magisword thing.

Oof. Listen, Hoppus, it's not what it looks like.

It looks like you two are the ones

that stole my Magiswords in the first place!

Eh, we found them under Prohyas' bed.

But it wasn't his fault, you see.

Yeah, my stomach took over my body when I was asleep

and stole your Magiswords to feed me vegetables.

Liar! You hate vegetables!

You wouldn't even eat

your mother's incredible broccoli soup!

Ha ha, exactly!

I didn't want vegetables, but my sentient stomach did.

What part of this is unclear? [ Snarls ]

You expect me to believe horse nonsense like that?

You two are just a couple of greedy little rats

that want any Magiswords you can get your hands on!

And just when I was beginning to trust someone.

[ Both crying ] No!

Hoppus, we're on the level, I assure you.

Come on, tummy, say something.

Prohyas' stomach: How am I supposed to do that

in this position?!

Time for "Operation Make Him Think He Dreamt This."

Huh? [ Snoring ]

When you wake up, it'll all have been a dream.

He-Hey, buddy. Uh, you're dreaming right now.

I've never been so angry in all my miserable life!

Announcer: Electric Razor Magisword!

Chainsaw Magisword!

Prohyas: Ah, my razor is starting to jam.

We better stop him before he does anything more intense.

Announcer: Super Hoppus Rage Combo:

Hailstorm Caesar Salad!

I mean, it's just a veggie cloud.

[ Gasps ] Aah! We got to knock him out before we're stir-fried.

But Sleeping Dragon was too weak!

Well, let's try and give it a boost.

Announcer: Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

Blow Dryer Magisword!

Together: Super Teamwork Combo: Lullabyebye.

[ Snoring ]

Prohyas: Boop! [ Giggles ]

I always wanted to do that. Do it again.

Boop! Boop! [ Giggling ]

Boop! [ Giggles ]

Boop! [ Giggles ]

Aww, so what happened in the end?

What a good mission that was.

Did he forgive you? Or did you apologize?

Such a fun adventure.

Did you do anything at all to apologize?

So many great moments between friends.

Prohyas. Your childish gluttony is literally the reason

Hoppus will never trust another Warrior ever again!

I am 10,000% mature.

Announcer: Wicker Snapper Magisword!

Vambre?

Then surely, a big mature boy

can enjoy a bowl of Mom's broccoli soup.

Vambre, let's not be rash now.

Vegetables are one thing, but broccoli --

Prohyas' stomach: My name is Prohyas,

and I want you to feed me broccoli!

Whatever you say, dear brother.

No!

Hello? Oh, Hoppus, what can I do you for?

Can I bother you for another bowl of soup, ma'am?

Yes!