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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: At Mount Ma'all! Commerce!

Really, really cool and good at it mercenaries!

We slay beasts! We rescue victims!

We raid tombs! One...

Would you please be quiet and just help me

try to get us a job?

I want a new Magisword really, really bad.

Yeah. That's why we're doing this -- so you

can get a Magisword!

Now help me!

Okay, I hear what you're saying,

but I'm gonna see if there's money in my boot.

Ew! No!

When was the last time you bathed?

Uh...[ Muttering ] carry the 2...

What time's it now? 3:00.

Eight years ago.

Och! [ Gags ]

Announcer: Missing Sock Magisword!

[ Inhales sharply ]

Your disgustingness is the reason I wear gloves!

[ Groans ] Five measly Jemms!

Maybe if I grovel enough,

Ralphio will sell me a sword for this.

We came here to drum up bweezness,

not to go on a willy-nilly spending spree.

Vambre, I promise I'll get back to shilling

just as soon as I'm done begging.

Fuss. Warriors for hire!

You too can have MacGuffins...

Prohyas! My most easily persuaded customer.

You know, out of the two.

Check out the new Magisword --

Mega-drill Magisword!

[ Gasps ] Excavator Magisword.

Ooooooh! Cuddle Puppy Magisword.

[ Squeaking ] Eeeeeeeee!

So what will you be purchasing today, hmmm?

Mmmmmmmmm...

[ Crying ] I can't afford any of them!

Well, how much do you have?

Five measly Jemms?!

Oh please, Ralphio, you gotta have something I can buy!

Oh, please, please, please, pleeeeaaase!

Well, I do so hate

seeing any customer leave with any Jemms left on him.

Wobbles! Yeah! [ Giggling ]

Keep an eye on him while I go in the back.

Um...hey!

Hmmmmm. Hmmm!

Uh, shampoo?

Here you go, Prohyas.

Five measly Jemms for one mighty magi-seed!

All you need to do is plant and water it.

Soon, it'll grow into a Magisword!

What kinda Magisword? Umm...Oh! It's a mystery.

That makes it even better, eh?

Wow! You're absolutely right!

Thanks so much, Ralphio!

Stop by anytime you have any amount of money.

Now, what to do about all these puppies?

Oh, Wobbles!

Sell them to the pet store next door.

Hmm?

Trollblins giving you problems?

The Warriors for Hire will give them

a swift kick in the -- Vambre! Looky what I got!

Oooh! Did Ralphio actually have a sword you can afford?

Even better! He sold me this magic seed!

[ Grumbles, inhales sharply ]

Prohyas, dear heart, as your big sister,

I say this with all the love I have for you in my soul.

You're a rube!

Yeah? Well, you're a big...sister!

Dang it! Well, I'll show her.

I'm gonna go home and plant this right now!

And I'm gonna take off my other boot when I do.

Announcer: Soon, behind Warriors for Hire

Headquarters! Gardening!

Prohyas: There you go, little seed.

Now for some water and then some blooming.

Uh, maybe it needs a little more water.

Announcer: Day 2!

Day 3!

4!

5!

6!

7!

8!

9! [ Yelling ]

10! [ Yelling ]

11! [ Screaming ]

12!

13!

♪♪

[ Groans ]

Face it, dear brother -- you were ripped off.

I only wanted a cool, new Magisword

at an unreasonably discounted pri-i-i-i-ice!

[ Rumbling ] What the...

Heh?

Announcer: Carnivorous Plant Magisword!

No...way! Aaaahhhh!

Can you believe this?! I most assuredly cannot.

Huh. Used to be a watering can here. Eh.

This sword is so ding-dang cool! I wonder what it does.

Whatever it does, be careful.

It looks like it could do some serious damage.

Pshaw! This leafy baby wouldn't hurt a fly, would ya, boy?

[ Chomps ] Come on, boy.

Lets go see what kinda serious damage you can cause. LOL!

Um...refrain from perishing! You too, sis!

Announcer: Soon! This Magisword is so amazing!

I think I might have a new favorite!

[ Chirps ] Don't worry, girl.

You and I are gonna be besties forever.

Pbbbbht!

[ Growls ]

[ Roars ]

[ Munches, gulps ]

Oh. Getting heavier, boy?

Yeah! Leafy Baby is a manly sword!

It's like you were grown right out of the dirt just for me.

Oh, wait, you were! And for just five measly Jemms!

What a deal! Mwah!

[ Growls, chomps ] [ MagiMobile rings ]

Oh? Eh, it's just Vambre. I'm sure it can wait.

Come on, Leafy Baby, let's chloro-fill

our day with adventure!

[ Roars, chomps ] What a smile!

Hi! I'm Grup! Prohyas, I have a note from Vambre.

[ Roars ] She --

Grup, buddy? Is that you? Oh, no! [ Crying ]

[ Gulps ] Huh.

Must have been your gulp. "Gulp" and "Grup" sound so alike.

Um, does anyone know

Zombie Pumpkin Magisword's MagiMobile number?

Eh? Whoa! Ha ha! You're getting even heavier!

Good thing my guns are astounding!

I'm gonna get such a great workout with you, Leafy Baby,

I might not need any other swords in battle!

Still wish I knew what your power was, though.

Look at us! Witch Way! Sorcerers for Hire!

You too can have MacGuffins

obtained by two rough and tumble Wa--

I mean, sorcerers! Wa-- I mean, sorcerers!

[ Growls ] [ Roars, chomps ]

Natasha! Na-who-sha?

Whatever that thing is just ate our adorable mascot roommate

who we've had the whole time! Adorable!

Right. Leafy Baby would never.

Besides, if anybody's adorable mascot roommate got eaten,

I think I would be the first to notice.

[ Muffled ] Hi! I'm Grup! Natasha: [ Squeaking ]

Look, I don't have time for this decade-long-rivalry meshugaas.

I need to wander aimlessly around this forest

until I figure out what Leafy Baby's

special powers are.

Toodle -- and might I add -- oooh.

Toodle -- and might I add -- oooh this!

Whatever she just said!

[ Roars ]

Both: Aaaaaaaah!

I just lost eight lives!

I can't [Slurp] stop [Slurp] licking [Slurp] my [Slurp] arm!

Licking! Announcer: Soon!

Some people just can't appreciate

advanced horticulture... or kindness!

[ MagiMobile rings ] Eh? Yee! Y'ello?

Prohyas! There you are!

I've been trying to reach you all day.

Did you get my note from Grup?

Uh, no, I don't think so. [ Muffled ] Help!

Coulda sworn I just heard his voice.

You did!

Huh. That's weird. Well, anyway I managed to get us a gig!

Giggidy-gig! That's great!

I'm highly capable, it turns out.

Only took you 13 days.

Come meet me in front of Mount Ma'all,

and I'll give you the gritty details.

Vamburrito out.

We got work! Super sweet!

You ready to go to Mount Ma'all, my baby?

Mmm! Mmmmmm! Such enthusiasm!

We can can get there in about 20 minutes

if we take a shortcut -- [ Growls ]

[ Screams ] This is so cool!

Oh, my baby! My baby's so cool!

You're the bees knees-iest sword ever!

[ Hoots ]

[ Squeaks ]

Treachery!

[ Chirps ]

[ Roars ] Pbbbbht!

Aww, my two best swords are having

secret Magisword conversations!

[ Giggles ] Like they's people. I love my babies!

Announcer: Soon at Mount Ma'all! Crowds! Ech!

Excuse me, miss. Do you have any free samples?

Of...adventure?

Hello! I made it!

And in record time, all thanks to my li'l Leafy Weafy.

You brought that carnivorous Magisword?

Is it really ready for use on missions?

What does it actually do? It does everything!

And just look how well-behaved he is!

[ Chomping ] N'gah! Aah! Whoa!

Leafy Baby's excited!

Is it supposed to be almost biting everyone?

Wha...? Leafy Baby's just being friendly.

Duder's getting heavy, though. Here, Vambre. Make friends.

Well, I-- I don't -- Aaagh!

[ Grunting ] This sword seems a bit...much.

But perhaps he might be what we need for our assignment at hand.

What's the gi-i-ig?

It's...to save Old Man Oldman's pet kitten,

Persian Princess, stuck in a tree!

Booooo!

Announcer: Soon at Old Man Oldman's Old house! Old!

Don't worry, Princess! Daddy called for help!

Both: We're here! We're here!

[ Gasping ]

We have...arrived.

Oh, thank goodness!

My poor sweet Princess won't come down

no matter how many of her favorite treats I cough up.

Fear not, Old Man Oldman!

[ Grunts ] For we shall save your precious...kitty?

[ Whining ] That's his

"Persian Princess"?

Och! Standard Oldman. That's my brother!

Carnivorous Plant Magisword, do your thi-i-i-ng!

Yah! Hey! [ Chomps ]

Your dogstick ate all my kitty's treats!

Bad dogstick!

[ Chomps ] Oh, my gracious!

Ugh! What's gotten into this sword?!

Grup: I did! Please save me!

Grup?! Holy crow. Gimme back.

Hey! Duder'll only listen

to me -- I think.

Yaaaaaah! Prohyas!

Ohhh! [ Groans ] Yah!

Yes! Leafy Baby! Let's save that Chihuahua!

Oldman: There's a Chihuahua in that tree, too?

Vambre: Och!

Good boy!

[ Sneezes ]

That's it, Leafy Baby! You're doing it!

[ Squeaks ] [ Chomps ]

No! Bad dogstick!

Ohhhh!! My Princess!

Curse you, Warriors for Hire!

I'm writing a bad review for sure this time!

Noooo! [ Gasps ] That's it!

Leafy Baby, it's time for a time-out!

[ Roars ]

Aah! Time out! I'm sure this is progress.

We can work through this with a plant psychologist.

Oh, boy! Eaagh!

I don't know what's making you go buck wild,

but it's gotta stop! Announcer: Mummy Magisword!

Hey! [ Chomps ]

I said, it's gotta stop!

Radiator Magisword!

[ Chomps, burps ] Grup: Gross!

Gotta stop! Announcer: Boulder Magis--

Gotta stop! Announcer: Little Blue Bomb--

Gotta stop. Attractive Voice Magisword!

Hey there, succulent -- Oh, snap!

Gotta...stop. Announcer:

Electric Razor Magisword!

Prohyas! Stop feeding it all your Magiswords!

Is that what I'm doing? Crud. It's gone berserker!

But I can't hurt it! Announcer:

Nail Clipper Magisword!

It's my baby! Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Dolphin! Dolphin, wait!

[ Grunts ] Dolphin,

that's a little harsh!

Don't hurt him! [ Roars ]

[ Gurgling ]

Aah! Nnnnnnrrgg! No, Leafy Baby! Please let go!

[ Squeaking ]

[ Gulps, roars ]

D-Dolphin Magisword! Nooooooo!

How could you eat Dolphin Magisword?!

I think -- I think he might be evil.

Mayhaps. [ Hisses ]

Nyeh? Aah! Cheese and crackers!

Hey! I just rethatched that roof!

Prohyas! Look out!

Aaaah! [ Hisses ]

Nnaaaa! Quit it!

Huh? No more swords? Curse your exquisite palate!

Brother, catch! Whoa!

Prohyas, you've got to cut that weed to ribbons!

[ Crying ] I can't! It's my li'l Leafy Baby!

The best Magisword I have!

What about Dolphin Magisword?

What about my kitten? What about my Grup?

[ Squeaking ] Is that the squirrel

or the spider?

I feel it's important for me to know.

[ Sighs ] How many things

that you love

does that thing have to consume before it's too much?

[ Sighs ] [ Roars ]

Please, if you have any decency,

if you care about me even a little,

please give me a sign.

[ Chomps ] Sweet sassy gravy lumps!

You ate my hand! You -- you monster!

I need my hand for things!

Oh. Phew! But seriously.

Ya gotta eat my shiny arm band? Seriously?

[ Slurps ]

Bottomless pit. You devourer of dolphins!

You're no child of mine! [ Meows ]

Pay attention when I'm reaching my personal limit!

Vambre. Prohyas.

Let's give this weed a taste of home cookin'

it'll never forget!

Verily, dear brother!

Announcer: Cheese Magisword!

Excaliburger Magisword!

Wait. Why do you have that? Now is not the time!

Both: Super teamwork combo! Belly burster!

Hyah!

Hmm? [ Roars ]

That's right, Leafy -- eat it all up.

Blehhhh!

Both: Aaaaaaahhhh!

It's the apocalypse again! Hooray!

-[ Hoots ] -[ Squeaks ]

-[ Meows ]

Aaaaahh!

You cannot see me! Ninja poof!

[ Whining ] Princess! You're alive!

Oh, thank you, Warriors for Hire!

Eeeeeeeeee! Oh, there you are,

Grup!

I've seen things!

Dolphin?! Dolphin!

[ Chirps ] Mmmm! Oh, Dolphin,

I'm so sorry.

I'll never, ever let you go again!

Yeah. Yeah, I deserved that.

Announcer: Later, at Warriors for Hire Headquarters!

I'm so sorry!

I was so excited about raising that Magisword from a tiny seed

that I couldn't see how deadly it actually was.

I let my motherly instincts get the best of me.

Please, if there's anything I can ever do

to make it up to you all...

Prohyas, we each understand your enthusiasm for protecting life.

But that new sword was too dangerous.

And part of being a good Magisword user

means being fully aware of your sword,

particularly when it's eating everyone!

If you can promise to be more mindful,

we can promise to forgive you.

Gheee! I do! I do promise! You three are the best.

Awwwww! Oh, and, Prohyas, get rid of that thing!

What thing? [ Roars, chomps ]

[ All scream ]

[ Chomps ] Yaaaaah!