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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ For sleuthing siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: In Rhyboflaven somewhere. Vague!

If I do say so myself, sis, we rocked that mission for Fud.

I must hand it to you, dear brother,

it was your masterful efforts that helped us to obtain

the Mango of Understanding for Fud's special Smart Tarts.

I proudly accept your accolades,

but I couldn't have done it without my super sis!

And now our cups runneth the heck over

with fat stacks of Jemms!

♪ Jemms, Jemms, Jemms! Ka-ching! ♪

Just in time, too.

Docky Boardman will flip his lid

if we don't pay for the damage we did to the boardwalk.

Still not sure how we did that. I'm almost impressed.

Don't worry. I'm sure we'll have plenty of Jemms left over.

To buy a honey of a new Magisword!

[ Both laughing ]

Good day, my warriors. Hey, Phil. Hey, Phil.

Want to take a selfie with this MagiMobile I just stole?

So long, fellows!

He took our Jemms, didn't he?

Yes. Yes, he did.

Phil! Phil!

Phil will take that one, and also that one.

Ooh! And how about that one?

Well, I've still got five Jemms hidden in my sock.

And I have another five.

That's neither enough to pay for the damage

nor for the Magiswords.

But do you know what it is enough Jemms for?

Announcer: Soon, at Slugburger!

[ Muffled ] The inevitable is delicious.

[ Indistinct talking ]

Wow! Business sure is bumping at Slugburger today.

Can't be fun to be Witchy Simone presently.

Yeah, must be hard to stomach. [ Munches ]

[ Belches ]

[ Chuckles ] That's good slugburger.

Want a slurp of my inkie shake? It's purplicious!

No, thanks. I'm just fine with my chiton panini.

There's finally something on the menu I truly like.

With my slugburger eaten, reality has once again set in.

Indeed. We are now completely out of Jemms.

We're ding-dang doomed. Hey, there, warriors.

I overheard your predicament 'cause you're so loud.

Spoony, the owner of Slugburger,

promoted me to manager this week.

Ah! Ah!

I needs to hire two people to cover my shift

and another shift I just made up.

I bet in a month or so, you two will make enough extra dough!

Both: Warrior huddle! A month?!

Flipping mollusks on top of our main gig for a month?

Warriors first! Warriors forever!

Ow! Fear not, Prohyas.

With the aid of our Magiswords, this'll be a snap.

Yeah, you're right! Yeah, it could even be fu--

Ohh! Yawn.

Warrior huddles are long -- and audible.

We accept this mission!

Yay! I get to work with my buddies!

Don't worry, guys. It'll be easy.

Thank you so much, Squirt!

[ Screaming ]

Hiring her buddies?! I can't just let Witchy Simone --

No, Spoony! No, no! You made her manager.

You gotta let this kid make her own mistakes.

[ Growls ] Now I'm gonna go watch in secret.

Not big on the gear. My sweet guns busted right out.

Can you believe they wanted me to wear pants with this?

Yo, Vambre! Your workstation is back here!

Prohyas, you stay up front and serve the customers!

Choppy-choppy!

Did our pallio Witchy Simone just bark orders at us?

Now! [ Gasps ]

Your job, Vamburrito, is to flippity-flip the slug patties

with this here spatula.

There'll be no need for this little device. I've got...

Announcer: Pencil Magisword!

I can fit lots more patties on this, and then I can draw --

Absotively not! Vambre, I just got this promotion!

I can't have old Spoony seeing my hires using weird Magiswords.

Just use the normal utensils, all right?

You get started. I gots to go tell Prohyas what to do.

Gagswoggle! I can't believe I'm doing this.

[ Growls ] I want to tell this newbie

all 25 of the things she's doing wrong,

but I gotta leave that to Witchy Simone.

Whoooooooo!

Okay, you take the orders.

And remember -- the customer is always right.

Welcome to Slugburger, a slug-fest of slugs

for your mouth.

Warriors working at Slugburger?!

Is there some horrid monster hiding in the cash register?

Or perhaps a priceless treasure

buried beneath the deep-fat fryer?!

Deep! May I take your order,

please?

Hmm. I'd like a Junior Slugburger.

No! Make that a Double Mega Slug Deluxe!

You want cheese on that Double Mega?

What kind you got?

We got a lovely wensleysnail in this week.

You got Swiss? Yes...we have no Swiss.

No Swiss?! What kind of dump you running here?!

Dumpy! [ Growls ]

All right, then -- two Double Mega Slugs Deluxe.

Okay, I need two Slippery Belly Bombs! Burn 'em!

Don't make up shorthand!

Morbidia: And add tomatoes! Gateaux: Tomatoes!

Prohyas: Tomatoes! Tom-ah-toes!

Lousy dull knife!

Why can't...I just use... Magiswords?!

[ Splat! ]

Ooh! And a whole lot of onions! Onions!

Prohyas: Ugh! With onions now, I guess!

[ Crying ] I wish I were using Onion Magisword right now!

Actually, wait! Onions make me urpy!

Urpy! Uh, I still want mine.

We must...have... toasted...buns!

[ Gasps ] Toasted!

Toasted buns.

Radiator Magisword would've been done by now!

We need pickles! Uh, pickles!

Avocado! Pineapple! Artichoke! Banana!

[ Repeating ]

Cucumber! Ketchup! Hot sauce! [ Repeating ]

Chocolate maple syrup! Dude, seriously?

I mean, I was okay with pineapple, but...

Gateaux! Mmm! Syrup!

And to top it all off -- whipped cream!

Whatever. Order! Och!

Incoming! Ugh!

Two big things with all the things on it.

Huh? Oh. No. Changed our minds.

Just a glass of water. Agua!

After all that, you don't want 'em?!

Nope. Changed our minds.

Like the menu-man says, "The customer is always right"!

Gateaux: Right.

Okay. Okay, fine. So it's water you want?

Yes. Delicious, free water!

Free!

Oh, I want to step in so bad!

Hold these, gentlepersons.

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

You want agua? I'll H-2-The-Heck-Out-Of-O!

It's like I told ya -- the Slug Rib is seasonal.

We'll have 'em in -- What in the stinkin' world?!

It's so important to hydrate!

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

You unleash the beast on Witch Way,

and we're all out on the street!

I didn't know dolphins were even capable of looking angry.

Capable!

I will take care of Witch Way.

You mooks keep your Magiswords sheathed

and get back to your stations!

Thatagirl, Witchy Simone! Show 'em the tough love!

That's right. Put 'er away. Scoot!

It's so hard to find good help these days.

What can I do for you fine gentlefolk?

Thatagirl, Simone! Make 'em comfy!

Welcome to Slugburger, a slug-fest of slugs

for your mouth.

May I take your order, Ord Man Ordman?

I'd like a... [ Whispering ]

Okay, one slugburger with cheese.

[ Sobbing ] Ooh!

Was I not supposed to say that out loud?

Why do you think I whispered?!

Fine -- Just give me whatever you got

that doesn't have slugs in it.

Um...here.

It's a...Rhyboflaven roll.

Exotic! Okay, who's next?

[ Grumbling ] Oh, everyone. Everyone is next.

I -- I can't...

Ooh! Neddy's turn! I would like a --

Sir, I'm gonna give you a moment to decide on your order.

The customer is always right here at Slugburger.

[ Sobbing ] I can't even! What am I supposed --

Is that man in danger?

[ Sobbing ] Sis!

I need like a milliondy slugburgers immediately!

We'll have to be stealthy, but we could fill these orders

lickety-split using Excaliburger!

You had me at "lickety." Ew!

Excaliburger -- It's gone!

The coolest Magisword ever is gone!

But what could have happened to --

[ Gasps ] Ding dong dang it, Phil!

[ Laughing ]

Phil the Pilferer, Burger Monarch -- Ha ha!

Oh, I know! I could --

What'd I say?! No Magiswords!

I swear there's a trollblin in your head

eatin' my instructionals.

Courage. It's fine.

I have this. It is fine.

I shall now use the spatula!

Use it quieter!

I am not good at doing things without Magiswords!

Nothing makes a person more productive than a peppy tune!

♪ Oh -- ♪ Och!

We don't need to complicate this madness with a song!

Huh. Pistachio.

This food isn't very fast at all! Ribbit!

Start bagging. Do I have this many bags?

Bags? Non-bag items!

Bags? Hello!

Just Ralphio.

Hello! Ralphio!

Okay, I need a Magisword that can make paper bags.

Ooh! Like some kind of...

Announcer: Paper Bag Magisword!

I'll show you how it works.

Please toss a slugburger into the air

like you just don't care.

Hup!

Kaboom!

It's amazing how exactly what I need this is.

And that's not all! Hold out your arm.

A little pal! Hey, pally.

I was born to have slugburgers in me. Yeah!

I know that feel.

This would really save my retail booticus,

but I don't have any Jemms to pay you with.

Not to worry, Prohyas.

I'll take this brand-new pair of unused pants!

Oh, the ones Vambre...didn't want.

Price is suspiciously low.

Well, that's our new slogan -- "suspiciously low prices"!

Ta-ta, and good luck, Prohyas!

I'm sure that's fine.

Let's not let Simone catch you with that.

She's somewhat on edge.

Simone: Oy! Vambre! Your buns are burnin'!

Phrasing! We have no choice.

Quick -- before she sees us!

You fling 'em, and I'll sling 'em.

I live to fling!

Hey, kid, hold out your arm.

Hey, look! I got a free puppet! Boy, am I lucky!

Hi! I live on your arm now!

I hope you didn't have any lofty goals

of using it for anything else -- [Laughs] like, ever!

[ Sobbing ]

Aw. Tears of joy.

This is taking longer than the life expectancy of a frog.

Ribbit!

Last one. Bag it and tag it.

Your order, madam.

[ Growls ] This is somethin' up which I ain't gonna put!

Listen up, youse two --

No, Simone, you listen!

What?!

We appreciate your aiding us,

but you have treated us appallingly!

And you won't let us use our epic Magiswords,

which is the only thing that would put this gig

in our wheelhouse!

What's a wheelhouse?! You're a wheelhouse!

If you're gonna take away what makes this fun

and you're gonna holler at us instead of compromising,

then we ain't gonna hang around.

Let's go, brother.

We shall find another way

to rectify our currency deficit.

See ya later, Simone.

He didn't even call me "Squirt."

Oh! Witchy! I want to help you, but I can't!

But I wanna! But I can't!

But I wanna! But I can't!

Ooh-hoo-hoo!

Certainly glad that's over with.

Simone: Wait! Please don't go!

I was such a trollblin's patoot of a manager!

You're my besties, and I was the worstie!

The dinner rush will be here in seconds,

and if you don't help me, I'll get fired for sure!

BOTH: Can we use our Magiswords?

Sure. I'm probably gonna get demoted anyway.

At least we have a shot at getting dinner ding-dong-done.

Then let's get workin' and clerkin'!

Announcer: Soon, at the ding-dong dinner rush!

It's show time! Burgers up!

Announcer: Slingshot Magisword!

Bunch of Little Holes Magisword!

Flyswatter Magisword!

Cheese Magisword!

Tomato Magisword!

Blow Dryer Magisword!

Ground Pound Magisword!

Paper Bag Magisword!

[ Screams ]

[ Burps ] Eee!

Witchy, Witchy, Witchy, Witchy, Witchy Simone!

What in the cephalopod was all that?!

Mr. Spoony, sir, I'm so sorry. I'll go clean out my desk.

First of all, you don't have a desk.

And second, don't!

Yeah, you had a rocky start,

but -- Hoo-hoo! -- I didn't know you hired some geniuses!

I hired a what, now? Geniuses.

That would be me. But me more so.

Witchy, I'm giving you a big, fat raise

for passing the managerial test with flying colors!

Whoo! YYYYYYeah!

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

I didn't need a spine. You're welcome.

Okay, then. Back to filling orders!

What are these amazing doodads?

These are our Mighty Magiswords.

And they're pretty much the correct answer for everything.

If there was only a place I could...

Purchase multiple Magiswords of your own

to fully stock your kitchen staff with?

No problem-o!

Wow! Jump back! Kiss myself! Mwah, mwah!

I'll buy six of whatever ones they was just using.

Announcer: Paper Bag Magisword!

Hey, swordy-kids, catch!

Here's your pay and an advance to go with your promotion to...

[ Echoing ] Official Slugburger Monthly Magiswords

Kitchen-Staff Trainers!

♪ I feel good ♪

A-About this plan, I mean.

We can pay off our debt!

And we don't have to work retail anymore?!

And you managed to insert your doopy hobby into my day job.

Phil: Beep, beep! Oh, yeah --

da proceed-thru window!

Honk, honk! Beep, beep, Ha ha!

What'll it be, ya mook?

So, you see, I would like to order an e'slugburger.

Phil wants to see what would happen

if I put a propeller burger in a slugburger.

Ingenious, no? [ Yells ]

I'm giving this back to Prohyas, ya jerk!

New wrinkle. When Phil wins, he loses.

[ Upbeat music plays ]