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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mmm! Slugburger!

So, Vambre, how's that sandwich treating ya?

If their goal was to ruin

a simple newt, lettuce, and tomato,

then they definitely succeeded.

But it can't beat a double slugburger

with pickles, onions, and extra spread.

I don't know what spread is made out of, other than delicious.

Escarfries? 12 to 14 "Nopes."

[ Munching loudly ]

You gonna eat that? 15.

No backsies! [ Squeals ]

[ Breathing shakily ]

Hi!

Um...good day.

You're Vambre and Prohyas, right?

The Warriors for Hire? Um...yes?

[ Squeals ] I knew it!

Vambre, the advertising is working!

I'm sorry -- And you are...?

Oh! I am your number-one superfan -- Glori!

And how could I not be?

You two are the best adventurers in all of Lyvsheria!

You've inspired me ever since I was a little kid!

We've only been doing this for a year and a half.

I even made a bag that looks like Grup! See?

[ Deep voice ] Yay! Aww! Aww!

I've read every post about you

on the Rhyboflaven Bulletin Board of Opinions,

watched every single one of Prohyas' vlogs,

and even bought 12 copies

of your issues of Mercenaries Monthly!

[ Both chuckle ] Do you think

you could sign them?

Anything for a fan.

Announcer: Rubber Stamp Magisword!

Gosh! He's so dreamy! Glori, you --

Want to be an adventurer someday?

Shucks. I don't know. [ Chuckles ]

I'm just so excited to meet my idols!

May I? If you feel so inclined.

For the shrine!

I mean -- Nothing! I said nothing.

Actually, my biggest dream is to be rescued by you!

Uh, rescued? Like this!

Help! Save me from this evil-cat sorcerer!

I didn't order this.

Whoa. What'd I miss? I believe this is yours.

I only get one cheat day a month.

I don't deserve this kind of treatment.

You can't just throw yourself into danger like that.

Yeah, you could do way better than Gateaux.

Like a cave full of monsters or something.

Prohyas!

I mean -- Nothing. I said nothing.

Don't do that again, okay?

We wouldn't want to lose our number-one fan!

Okay. I promise.

Now, head on home, and stay away from them

monster-filled caves, ya hear?

Okay, dreamboat -- I mean, Prohyas!

She's a real sweetheart, ain't she?

Well, she certainly has one.

[ Chiming ]

Talk to me. We have the girl!

Oh, hey, Grup. What's happening?

Oh, hi, guys! Grup!

Stick to the script!

Oh. Yeah. We have the girl and --

You have a girl now, Grup? Good for you!

Aw, that's adorable! What's her name?

No! We have the girl! There's a girl here.

And you better come to the Cave of Stuff, or else!

Or else what? I don't know!

Can you please just come over?!

Be there in a jiffy-jam!

Announcer: A jiffy-Jam later at the Cave of Stuff!

I'll never understand where they get the budget for all of this.

I don't know how this is profitable for anyone.

Har, har, har, har, har, har!

Psst! Hey, kid, they're here!

Vambre! Prohyas!

Save me from the filthy, unkempt pirates!

I'm disheveled!

Well, she totally followed my advice.

And also did exactly what she promised not to do.

Ya-har!

A Walk-the-Plank Magisword to the scallywa--

Oh. It's you guys.

Listen, if you could do us a favor

and make her leave, we'd really appreciate it.

She is a terrible actress!

Yeah, we're trying to run a professional dungeon here.

Lady Hiss: Grup! The script!

Oh, yeah. I'm a shark!

Welp, Glori's in less danger than she was at Slugburger.

Let's go, Prohyas.

Have fun, me hearties. Yo-ho.

What?! No! I am in peril!

[ Screams ]

See? I'm totally in danger here!

We're sharks.

Enjoy your swim?

You're a hero, Prug.

I'm a shark hero at last!

Well, kid, your plan is all wet --

w-which nobody says without actual water involved.

Surely you realize it's ridiculous to put yourself

in harm's way just to get our attention?

Yeah, there's no way you're gonna force us to save you.

That's what you think! You'll see!

I'll make you save me if it's the last thing I do!

I hope she doesn't do anything too rash.

Come on. What's the worst she could possibly do?

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire headquarters. Shh!

Begone, unicorn lawyers. I'll never settle.

[ Thunder crashes, shrieking ]

Don't worry, my sweet angel. You'll save me soon.

Oh, yes. Need this.

[ Chuckles ] Bingo!

Want this!

Till tomorrow, my hero.

This whole unicourtroom is out of order! [ Snoring ]

[ Thunder crashes ]

No further questions, Your Honorcorn.

What?! [ Screams ]

Vambre! help! I can't see!

Prohyas, are you all right? No, I'm not!

Something cold and smooth is attacking my face,

and it's not Grup!

It's a note, you goofy Gus!

It says "Check ur messages, semicolon right parenthesis."

What was that last bit? See?

Vambre, that's supposed to be a smiley face.

Then why is it sideways?!

Well, at least she's happy. This probably means it's good news.

Well, you had better brace yourself for this.

You have 44 new messages.

[ Beep ] Glori: Oh, my gosh! Warriors,

you better come rescue me

or I'm gonna be in real danger at Rhyboflaven Pier.

[ Beep ] Come on, guys!

It's cold and lonely out here!

[ Beep ] If you don't get here, I'll be

eaten by scary sea monsters!

[ Beep ] I mean it!

[ Beep ] I borrowed the Diving Suit

Magisword from Prohyas.

I'll give it back when you come save me. Tee-hee!

[ Beep ] Am I gonna have to come back

and leave a note?!

[ Beep ] I left a note.

Wow! I am not looking forward to deleting those later.

[ Beep ] Prohyas, that's the least

of our troubles!

[ Beep ] Glori stole

your Magisword,

and is putting her own life at stake!

[ Beep ] Stop it!

So she's a little enthusiastic.

Let's make it swift.

We're only fueling her with all this attention.

Yeah, just a sec. [ Grunts ]

Okay, I'm ready.

Announcer: Soon at Rhyboflaven Pier!

I sure hope these heroes of mine get here soon!

Then my plan will be complete!

Prohyas: Glori! Don't do anything dangerous

or reckless until we get over there!

Or after we get over there!

[ Grunts ] Ow!

Who dares throw rocks at Man Fish the Fish Man

and his ocean?

Up here, fish guy! It was me!

Want to put me in imminent danger

that I could then be saved from?

What?! Man Fish cares not for humans. Run along home.

Man Fish does not even like you.

Aw, geez. Why's she getting Man Fish involved?

Can't stand that guy!

Make me, Fishbreath the Breathfish! Blah!

Man Fish: Sacre bluefish -- a tongue!

Why, you petulant little urchin!

Cease this naughty behavior at once!

[ Growls ] I'll get you for that!

What are you waiting for, you bottom-feeder?!

I have done no such thing!

Step away from the Man Fish, young lady!

My heroes are just in time!

We're just in time to see you apologize

to Man Fish the Fish Man this instant!

Also, could I have my Magisword back, please?

I need it for stuff.

Do you mean this Magisword? Yes. Gimme.

Allons-y! Prepare to receive due punishment!

[ Laughs ] Looks like

she's enjoying herself.

Well, we had better save her before Man Fish

gets his ill-conceived, but largely justified, revenge.

I hope Man Fish the Fish Man doesn't go too tough on her.

Prepare to be disappointed.

Prohyas: Ah! It's one of them fightin' quarries!

Oh, shoot. It's one of them fightin' quarries.

You have been charged with throwing pebbles

at Man Fish the Fish Man

for reasons unknown and uncared about.

How do you plead?

I don't plead!

Vambre and Prohyas will save me!

They're more talented and good-looking than you!

Such cheek! Also, I am handsome amongst fish, I'm pretty sure.

Your punishment shall be swift!

Eep! Legit scary! [ Grunts ]

Oof! Ow! My gills!

Ooh! Man Fish has a bad case of ze rockface.

No! Come on!

Come on, gentsalmon, you can't be out from just that!

I need to be in danger! [ Sobbing ]

Evidently not.

You seem completely capable of taking care of yourself.

Seems so, sis. Still, that could've been bad.

So, you guys aren't going to help me, then?

Look, Glori, we can't keep doing this.

If you put yourself in danger one more time,

we will not save you.

Right, Prohyas? [ Sighs ]

Yeah, she was in my room. Yeah, no, we're done, kid.

Noooooo!

I will be rescued by you two! I swear it -- loudly!

Need this?

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword! Onward!

Yeah, I really need to put a child lock on my Magisword bag.

Sorry for the inconvenience, Man Fish.

I despise you both.

I must change my name to "Rockfish" now.

So long, and merci for all ze pain.

Announcer: Back at Rhyboflaven Pier!

Exploding Bubble Magisword!

[ Magimobile ringing ] [ Groans ]

My ears won't stop ringing!

Actually, I think it's my Magimobile.

Please don't be Glori. Please don't be Glori.

Please don't be --

Goomer! Frankylo! How are things in the Dinosaur Kingdom?

[ Frantic gibberish ]

This is cute as a bag of buttons,

but I still don't speak slime.

Goomer's saying King Rexxtopher is in need of our help!

Goodness. It must be something serious to contact us.

Be right there, you cuties! Goo!

Time to wash that Glori taste out of our hair!

Both: To the Dinosaur Kingdom!

Here we are in the Dinosaur Kingdom!

[ Gagging ] Did you hear that?

Choking in the distance!

Quickly -- this way!

Vambre! Prohyas! There you are!

Vambre, Prohyas! There you are!

Save me from the deadly lizard jaws!

[ Sighs ] I can't believe

I'm actually happy to sees you!

This gal's been in my maw for hours,

and she won't stop talking about youse twos!

Save me, all right?! [ Sighs ]

We'll drag her home, Rexxtopher.

Can you just spit her out for us?

[ Muffled ] What?! No! That's not saving me!

[ Gulps ] No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Jeez, no! Uh-oh! D'oh!

Rexxtopher, buddy, speak to me. What's going on?

She climbed down my esophalupagugus!

I swallowed her against my will!

This ain't all right, all right? I'm human-intolerant!

I'm gonna swell up like a gas balloon if she stays in there!

[ Belching ]

Say, what's this?

Oh, that's my old doctor's X-ray Magisword.

We had -- [ Belches ] We had disagreements.

Hmm.

I don't want to alarm you, Rexxtopher,

but you got a skeleton inside you.

You know, aside from yours.

And that's all that's gonna be left

if you don't get her outta me!

[ Belches ] Can you take my rescue

seriously, guys?!

This stomach acid is kind of strong.

Why don't you just fly out with Rad Rocket Magisword?

Well, that's not very heroic of you.

[ Sighs ] All right, Rexxtopher, open up.

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Hyah!

Maybe we can flush her out.

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Dolphin water!

Announcer: Pogostick Magisword!

[ Grunts ]

Guhh!

What's with all the duckies, Ducky?

I'm a stress eater, okay? I don't criticize your lifestyle.

You are constantly criticizing our lifestyle!

Well, no Glori here -- just dirt and ducks.

No Glori in these guts, either.

[ Snorts ] I think she's in my sinuses.

You in there, Glori?

No. I mean, yes! ♪ Save me! ♪

Can you climb out? Can, but won't!

♪ Save me! ♪

Okay, patience wearing thin.

Know what's good for that? Saving me.

Come on, guys! You're so close! I'm almost saved!

Rexxtopher, do you think you could sneeze her out?

I can't even feel my face!

I'm so allergic, it's making me emotional, you know?

I've got this!

Announcer: Perfume Magisword!

Aah-choo!

Oh, thank goodness you got that human out of me!

Here's a little token of my appreciation

for saving my skin and feathers --

a cross-stitch portrait of yours truly.

I made it myself.

Dude! Thanks, Topher! Don't call me that.

This is going on the wall at home!

In your room. Darn right, in my room!

Does this mean we're unbanned from the Dinosaur Kingdom?

Ha! Nope! Hasta la vista, los ninoseses!

Yes! My heroes finally saved me!

Maybe next time, you guys can save me

from an army of long underwear--

That's it!

Prohyas? I was fine

with you being a fan.

Heck, I was even excited about it.

But this has got to stop! Muy prontissimo!

You don't need us to rescue you. You need to rescue yourself

from acting like a maniac!

You think it's okay to mess around

with people's lives like this?!

We're human beings! Dude!

But -- But nothing!

Want to be a fan? Do it far away from me!

I'm donion rings!

Unh! Boy, I sure hope I wasn't

too harshmallows on her.

Well... I-I just want her to be safe --

far away from us.

Fear not, dear brother. You did the right thing.

That was some tongue-lashing,

but she won't be begging us for a rescue again anytime soon.

I vow, from this day forward,

that the Warrior Siblings are pure trash!

And I, the super-cute Glori,

will become the best adventurer in all of Lyvsheria!

And then they'll be begging me to rescue them!

[ Laughs evilly ]

Um, can you get off our roof, please?

[ Upbeat music playing ]