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♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ It's the name and career ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Siblings who quest ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ Which is what they do best ♪
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♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪
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♪ They have special tools ♪
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♪ For which they are fools ♪
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♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪
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♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪
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Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!
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Announcer: In Rhyboflaven, near the castle!
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I can't believe we're headed to the palace
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for a social call with dear Princess Zange.
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If all goes well, ourselves and the princess shall be B's FF!
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[ Sighs ]
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Best's friends forever! [ Sighs ]
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Heh. You still missed it. I love that.
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[ Giggles ]
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Prohyas, let's be the classiest little tadpoles
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and pick up a nice hostess gift for the princess
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here at the Bazaar.
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Right outside of where she lives?
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I'm -- I'm sure it's fine.
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Uh, hey, Vambre?
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Ain't no folks. Ain't no -- Ain't no folks.
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No folks, no gifty. Well, I mean, we could go
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without one, or --
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Oh! A someone! Pardon us, someone!
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Broccoli bouquet man?
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Good sir, we'd like your fanciest bouquet tout de suite.
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Ain't no more broccoli bouquets.
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And don't call me Toots.
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[ Chuckles ] I'm just yankin' your chain.
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[ Both laugh ]
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My name is Toots.
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Look, kids, I got to run.
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I don't want to miss the riot.
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Toodles, doodles. [ Cackling ]
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That resembled a conversation, but I'm unsure.
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What do you suppose he meant by "riot"?
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Ohh! That's a lot of folks, isn't it?
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That may put a damper on our out-hanging.
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It looks like our chill time just turned into thrill time.
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I'm never waiting in line again! Whoo-hoo!
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Ha ha! The heat rising is giving us extra speed!
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It's science. It's working
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a touch too well!
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Wall, turns out!
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Announcer: Boulder Magisword!
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'Sup, Warriors? Property damage much?
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Oh, um...
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Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!
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[ Splat! ]
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There. Right as rain. Precip-precipitation.
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Now we will take care of these unruly hooligans!
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Un-unruligans.
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Announcer: Magnet Magisword!
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Dolphin Magisword!
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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They have a point, guys. No cutsies.
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If you want to make a complaint,
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take a ticket, like everybody else.
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Mob: Yeah! Oh. What a ruly mob.
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[ Nasal female voice ] Please take the ticket.
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[ Ding ] Now serving number 3.
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Only 1,573 to go.
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I'm number 3! I -- No, wait. Let me guess.
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Like everyone else in this line,
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you were attacked by bloodthirsty pirates
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and all of your broccoli was stolen, right?
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Aye! That, I was.
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But the thing I saw was more monster than pirate.
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It was a full moon -- a moon like a big swollen eyeball.
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So I was bringing in me broccoli harvest
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when I get that feeling that I was being watched.
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And that's when I seen it.
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It was a monster pirate,
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with three heads, six eyes, and four wings!
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[ Screeches ]
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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Loyal subjects! My subbies!
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Cool out, 'kay? Let me think what to do.
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[ Shouting continues ] You're toasting
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my every schmallow right now.
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[ Shouting continues ] Rrrrr! Snivel quieter!
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Yikee! I have never seen Zange lose it like that.
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Let's...step in.
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[ Clears throat ] Your Highness, we would be happy
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to take care of this pirate broccoli thingy.
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For reals? Even on our chill day?
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Y'all are aces.
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My royal cops heard about the monster pirate
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and vammed like oose.
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I'm gonna officially deputize you two. How's that sound?
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Sounds like a big bucket of "Yes!"
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Okay, hold on, I got to dub you or something.
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Announcer: Celery Magisword!
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I hereby dub you Official Junior Deputy Cops
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of the Royal Rhyboflaven Police Force!
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Announcer: Soon, on the shores of Keelhaul Cove!
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[ Both belch ]
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Warrior huddle.
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Okay, that's the Wobblin' Goblin,
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home of the nastiest pirates in town
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and likely where we'll find our thief.
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Right on.
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I can't wait to play "Good cop, bad cop"!
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Just like Veronica Victorious in her new novel,
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"Lipstick on the Badge"!
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Yeah, -- "Good cop, bad cop."
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10-4, roger, bingo, foxtrot, one-niner, copy that.
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Yeah, I said "niner." Up against the wall, bucko!
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[ Chuckles ] Take that, bucko.
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I'll be the bad cop, right?
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Huh? Sure. Vambre, lookit!
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Both: Blehhh!
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Littering shamelessly! This looks like a job for...
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Announcer: Good cop, bad cop!
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Hold it, you two! Royal Police.
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We've caught you two scofflaws littering,
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and that is against the law!
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You even have any jurisdiction here?
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My diction is impeccable, sir!
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Darning evidence, eh?
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Both: [ Chuckle ] Sorry, officers.
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[ Both chomp, belch, laugh ]
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Thanks for your compliance, citizens.
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Yes, now toddle along
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before we run you in for, uh, loitering.
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Yeah, and for bad posture!
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Shall we toddle along?
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Yes, let's toddle.
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♪♪
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[ Siren chirps ] [ Laughter ]
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Man: Ahh! Cut it out! Hey! My hat!
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[ Laughter continues ]
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Arf arf! Well, knock me down.
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Eat your vegetables, kids.
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Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!
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[ Laughter ]
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My prized hat! Did you hear that?
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Unrecognizable impressions and hat recklessness!
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Announcer: Good cop, bad cop!
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Big Bad Boot Magisword!
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Attractive Voice Magisword!
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[ Siren chirps ] Prepare for trouble!
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[ Siren chirps ] Yes, do that.
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Wockachu, wockachu, wockachu, wockachu!
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Freeze, filthy pirates!
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We're from Rhyboflaven PD, and we're investigating
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the disappearance of a whole lot of broccoli.
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So we're going to have to ask you reprobates a few ques--
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One side, Sis! I got me some bad coppin' to do!
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All right, you pirate bully,
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confess while I'm still in a good mood!
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Uh, actually, I'm the victim. They took my hat.
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Tell it to the Arbor Bunny, Suzy Pork Chops!
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'Cause that bunny don't take no lip!
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Prohyas! Are you daft?
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I'm bad cop!
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What even are you talking about?
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I'm...bad...cop.
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Hang on. I though we were both supposed to be bad cop.
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Why would we need two bad cops?!
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It makes one of us redundant!
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I would not have agreed to being good cop.
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Uh, excuse me? Good cop's totally boring!
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See here! Sorry to interrupt,
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but I have to go.
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I got a nap scheduled in 15 minutes,
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and if I don't get on top of it, I'll be way behind all week.
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Hey, Sidney, don't forget your hat.
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Oh, yes! That's so kind of you!
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Thanks, Dwight! See you next week!
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I got my eye on you, Sid-ney!
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And that goes for you, too, D-Wight!
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Stop that! Stop it! Don't say their names like that.
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I'm bad cop! I am bad cop!
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No, I am! Fibby!
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Both: Fibby, fibby, fibby, fibby, fibby!
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[ Clears throat ] Now, now.
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I'm sure you're both really bad cops.
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Aw, thanks.
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Say, weren't you supposed to interrogate us?
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Why, yes, that's exactly what we meant to do,
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horrible pirate.
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Thank you. Well, that's fine.
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Please step this way to our interrogation room.
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Would you like a root beer?
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Do you have birch?
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[ Chuckling ] Oh, buddy, we got it all here.
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[ Boot! Boot! ]
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Did he say "root beer" or "boot rear"?
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I didn't get my birch rear.
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So, Vambre, good cop -- no sale. Super-boring.
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Are you going to argue with Veronica Victorious?
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She ain't here, Vambre. I am.
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Maybe there's another kind of cop I can be?
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No! That is how the formula works.
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Respect the process.
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Let's go back in.
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Ah!
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[ Chuckles ] Go fish.
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[ Blam! ] Aaah!
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[ Siren wailing ]
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[ Tires screech ]
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Announcer: Good cop, clown cop!
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[ Squeak! ]
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All you little dudes bunch up and all you big dudes line up,
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'cause we're about to slap a whole world of stick
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down on all y'all!
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So, with bad cop right out, this is where you went?
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Don't knock it till you tried it.
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Listen up, rat hooligans.
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We know you stole the broccoli booty,
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so confess now, and we'll go easy on ya!
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Uh, which one of you is supposed to be the threatening one, now?
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Um, both of us.
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However, m-me somewhat more.
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Actually, a lot more.
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Are you sure?
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'Cause clowns weird me right out,
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and you're not scary.
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How can they both be the scary one?
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It's like they didn't commit to this at all.
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Well, I ain't a-scared of clownies or frownies.
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[ Shoes squeaking ] No? Well, I'm-a chuckle you
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into next Tuesday!
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Why, I oughta -- Ooh! [ Laughter ]
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I got to be honest -- That was a swell tumble. Expertly done.
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Oh, I'm funny to you? That's it? I make you laugh?
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Yeah, basically.
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How 'bout you guffaw out some info
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before I hoo-hoo ya right in the whooooo?!
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Allow me.
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You've forced my hand.
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Announcer: Squeaky Nightstick Magisword!
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[ Squeaking ] Why do you even have
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that magi-- Stop it!
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[ Laughs ] Oh, now I'm really scared.
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Yuk, yuk, yuk! [ Laughs ]
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He took the full fury of squeaky nightstick.
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Now, how about some inf-- Oh!
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[ Laughter ]
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Announcer: Tomato Magisword!
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Ha ha -- Oof!
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Hey, young lady, you can't do tha--
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Unh!
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Pirate fight!
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Aarrgh!
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Harr, harr, harr, harr -- Oh. Yow!
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Announcer: Massive fight cloud!
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Hey! Where do you think you're going?
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Here! Let me buy you a soda!
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Announcer: Exploding Bubble Magisword!
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Don't go startin' no trouble in my soft-drink establishment!
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[ Boot! Boot! ]
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[ Dazedly vocalizes calliope music ]
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Och. I should just do the interrogation by myself.
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I can't believe you thought clown cop was a good idea.
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May I remind you that you had no interest
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in hearing me out before.
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You just bolted for the door with zero discussion.
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Why should you have all the fun on this mission?
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Just 'cause you read it in a book?
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Call me when there's a "Veronica Victorious
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and There's Two People on this Team."
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Or "Veronica Victorious and This Business We Set Up
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is Supposed to be Fun for Both of Us"!
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Want to go it alone? Fine.
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Then I might as well go home and play checkers with Grup.
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Maybe clown checkers! Warrior huddle.
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Y-yeah? Well, all right. Warrior huddle.
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Look, I get it. I was being selfish.
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I didn't take your feelings into consideration.
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[ Chuckles ] No, you did not.
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You're right.
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It's way more fun doing things our Warrior sibling way.
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Unconventional and almost intentional.
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[ Indistinct shouting, clatter ] Wow! They're still fighting
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in there.
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How are we ever going to calm them down and get our info?
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Hmm. Hmm.
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Ahh! Whisper, whisper, whisper. I have a plan.
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Announcer: Song cop, frisk cop!
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[ Shouting continues ]
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[ Funk music plays ]
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Huh? Huh?
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Announcer: Microphone Magisword!
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Accordion Magisword!
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Allow me to introduce the musical stylings of...
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Announcer: Attractive Voice Magisword!
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Who is the sword that blows kisses to everyone
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within a 5-mile radius?
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Both: ♪ Attractive Voice Magisword ♪
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You're dang right! Mwah!
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Who's the sword who will sing for you,
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and you'll be drawn to it 'cause it's totally your bag?
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♪ Attractive Voice Magisword ♪
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Hmm. You have nice elbows.
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Who's the sword who will make you uncomfortable
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but in a way you like somehow?
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♪ Attractive Voice Magisword ♪
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[ Whispers ] I like you.
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You see, this attractive voice is one bad Magi--
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Stop talking.
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It's okay. I'm talkin' about myself.
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ain't no one gonna get offended.
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We can curb for it. See that you do, girls.
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Announcer: Clapping Magisword!
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[ Slapping ]
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[ Poink! ]
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You there! Turn 'round!
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That suit is a little tight, swabbie.
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Announcer: Electric Eel Magisword!
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[ Birds screech ]
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[ Chomp! ] Oh, I wish
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you hadn't done that.
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[ Pop, birds squawk ]
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[ Patrons cheering ]
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Absolutely all the broccoli in the coat of one bloke!
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It's both impressive and doopy!
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Och! But the broccoli smuggler got away!
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Huh? Oh, no, no, I got him right here.
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Ah. The Warriors for Hire.
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I, Long James Pirate Mayor,
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thank you for apprehending that fellow.
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On behalf of the pirates of Keelhaul Cove,
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I apologize for any trouble he may have caused.
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Even though we're pirates, we know this type of thing
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is devastating for our Rhyboflaven's delicate economy.
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If there's nothing to steal,
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that's no good for pirates, right? Ha ha!
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I'll personally see to it that all this broccoli
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makes its way to the merchants of Rhyboflaven right away.
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Here -- take this 500 Jemm reward,
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and tell Princess Zange this had nothing to do with me.
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Hot broccoli nuggets! Jemms!
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Ah, so long, me hearties. Pirate Mayor!
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Both: So long, Long James!
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Well, well, what have we here?
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500 Jemms -- that should just about
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cover the damage you caused to the Wobblin' Goblin!
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You know, I'm -- Hmm -- pretty sure he's just stealing from us.
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Prohyas, I don't know about you, but I'm all copped out.
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Yeah, we're way better off being rollicking adventurers.
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We rollick good. Indeed, dear brother.
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It's way better when we do things the Warrior sibling way!
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Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!
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Shark Blade Magisword!
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The story you have just seen is for realsies.
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The names have not been changed to protect the innocent.
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We forgot. Sorry!
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♪♪
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