Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

Announcer: In Rhyboflaven, near the castle!

I can't believe we're headed to the palace

for a social call with dear Princess Zange.

If all goes well, ourselves and the princess shall be B's FF!

[ Sighs ]

Best's friends forever! [ Sighs ]

Heh. You still missed it. I love that.

[ Giggles ]

Prohyas, let's be the classiest little tadpoles

and pick up a nice hostess gift for the princess

here at the Bazaar.

Right outside of where she lives?

I'm -- I'm sure it's fine.

Uh, hey, Vambre?

Ain't no folks. Ain't no -- Ain't no folks.

No folks, no gifty. Well, I mean, we could go

without one, or --

Oh! A someone! Pardon us, someone!

Broccoli bouquet man?

Good sir, we'd like your fanciest bouquet tout de suite.

Ain't no more broccoli bouquets.

And don't call me Toots.

[ Chuckles ] I'm just yankin' your chain.

[ Both laugh ]

My name is Toots.

Look, kids, I got to run.

I don't want to miss the riot.

Toodles, doodles. [ Cackling ]

That resembled a conversation, but I'm unsure.

What do you suppose he meant by "riot"?

Ohh! That's a lot of folks, isn't it?

That may put a damper on our out-hanging.

It looks like our chill time just turned into thrill time.

I'm never waiting in line again! Whoo-hoo!

Ha ha! The heat rising is giving us extra speed!

It's science. It's working

a touch too well!

Wall, turns out!

Announcer: Boulder Magisword!

'Sup, Warriors? Property damage much?

Oh, um...

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

[ Splat! ]

There. Right as rain. Precip-precipitation.

Now we will take care of these unruly hooligans!

Un-unruligans.

Announcer: Magnet Magisword!

Dolphin Magisword!

[ Indistinct shouting ]

They have a point, guys. No cutsies.

If you want to make a complaint,

take a ticket, like everybody else.

Mob: Yeah! Oh. What a ruly mob.

[ Nasal female voice ] Please take the ticket.

[ Ding ] Now serving number 3.

Only 1,573 to go.

I'm number 3! I -- No, wait. Let me guess.

Like everyone else in this line,

you were attacked by bloodthirsty pirates

and all of your broccoli was stolen, right?

Aye! That, I was.

But the thing I saw was more monster than pirate.

It was a full moon -- a moon like a big swollen eyeball.

So I was bringing in me broccoli harvest

when I get that feeling that I was being watched.

And that's when I seen it.

It was a monster pirate,

with three heads, six eyes, and four wings!

[ Screeches ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

Loyal subjects! My subbies!

Cool out, 'kay? Let me think what to do.

[ Shouting continues ] You're toasting

my every schmallow right now.

[ Shouting continues ] Rrrrr! Snivel quieter!

Yikee! I have never seen Zange lose it like that.

Let's...step in.

[ Clears throat ] Your Highness, we would be happy

to take care of this pirate broccoli thingy.

For reals? Even on our chill day?

Y'all are aces.

My royal cops heard about the monster pirate

and vammed like oose.

I'm gonna officially deputize you two. How's that sound?

Sounds like a big bucket of "Yes!"

Okay, hold on, I got to dub you or something.

Announcer: Celery Magisword!

I hereby dub you Official Junior Deputy Cops

of the Royal Rhyboflaven Police Force!

Announcer: Soon, on the shores of Keelhaul Cove!

[ Both belch ]

Warrior huddle.

Okay, that's the Wobblin' Goblin,

home of the nastiest pirates in town

and likely where we'll find our thief.

Right on.

I can't wait to play "Good cop, bad cop"!

Just like Veronica Victorious in her new novel,

"Lipstick on the Badge"!

Yeah, -- "Good cop, bad cop."

10-4, roger, bingo, foxtrot, one-niner, copy that.

Yeah, I said "niner." Up against the wall, bucko!

[ Chuckles ] Take that, bucko.

I'll be the bad cop, right?

Huh? Sure. Vambre, lookit!

Both: Blehhh!

Littering shamelessly! This looks like a job for...

Announcer: Good cop, bad cop!

Hold it, you two! Royal Police.

We've caught you two scofflaws littering,

and that is against the law!

You even have any jurisdiction here?

My diction is impeccable, sir!

Darning evidence, eh?

Both: [ Chuckle ] Sorry, officers.

[ Both chomp, belch, laugh ]

Thanks for your compliance, citizens.

Yes, now toddle along

before we run you in for, uh, loitering.

Yeah, and for bad posture!

Shall we toddle along?

Yes, let's toddle.

♪♪

[ Siren chirps ] [ Laughter ]

Man: Ahh! Cut it out! Hey! My hat!

[ Laughter continues ]

Arf arf! Well, knock me down.

Eat your vegetables, kids.

Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack, ack!

[ Laughter ]

My prized hat! Did you hear that?

Unrecognizable impressions and hat recklessness!

Announcer: Good cop, bad cop!

Big Bad Boot Magisword!

Attractive Voice Magisword!

[ Siren chirps ] Prepare for trouble!

[ Siren chirps ] Yes, do that.

Wockachu, wockachu, wockachu, wockachu!

Freeze, filthy pirates!

We're from Rhyboflaven PD, and we're investigating

the disappearance of a whole lot of broccoli.

So we're going to have to ask you reprobates a few ques--

One side, Sis! I got me some bad coppin' to do!

All right, you pirate bully,

confess while I'm still in a good mood!

Uh, actually, I'm the victim. They took my hat.

Tell it to the Arbor Bunny, Suzy Pork Chops!

'Cause that bunny don't take no lip!

Prohyas! Are you daft?

I'm bad cop!

What even are you talking about?

I'm...bad...cop.

Hang on. I though we were both supposed to be bad cop.

Why would we need two bad cops?!

It makes one of us redundant!

I would not have agreed to being good cop.

Uh, excuse me? Good cop's totally boring!

See here! Sorry to interrupt,

but I have to go.

I got a nap scheduled in 15 minutes,

and if I don't get on top of it, I'll be way behind all week.

Hey, Sidney, don't forget your hat.

Oh, yes! That's so kind of you!

Thanks, Dwight! See you next week!

I got my eye on you, Sid-ney!

And that goes for you, too, D-Wight!

Stop that! Stop it! Don't say their names like that.

I'm bad cop! I am bad cop!

No, I am! Fibby!

Both: Fibby, fibby, fibby, fibby, fibby!

[ Clears throat ] Now, now.

I'm sure you're both really bad cops.

Aw, thanks.

Say, weren't you supposed to interrogate us?

Why, yes, that's exactly what we meant to do,

horrible pirate.

Thank you. Well, that's fine.

Please step this way to our interrogation room.

Would you like a root beer?

Do you have birch?

[ Chuckling ] Oh, buddy, we got it all here.

[ Boot! Boot! ]

Did he say "root beer" or "boot rear"?

I didn't get my birch rear.

So, Vambre, good cop -- no sale. Super-boring.

Are you going to argue with Veronica Victorious?

She ain't here, Vambre. I am.

Maybe there's another kind of cop I can be?

No! That is how the formula works.

Respect the process.

Let's go back in.

Ah!

[ Chuckles ] Go fish.

[ Blam! ] Aaah!

[ Siren wailing ]

[ Tires screech ]

Announcer: Good cop, clown cop!

[ Squeak! ]

All you little dudes bunch up and all you big dudes line up,

'cause we're about to slap a whole world of stick

down on all y'all!

So, with bad cop right out, this is where you went?

Don't knock it till you tried it.

Listen up, rat hooligans.

We know you stole the broccoli booty,

so confess now, and we'll go easy on ya!

Uh, which one of you is supposed to be the threatening one, now?

Um, both of us.

However, m-me somewhat more.

Actually, a lot more.

Are you sure?

'Cause clowns weird me right out,

and you're not scary.

How can they both be the scary one?

It's like they didn't commit to this at all.

Well, I ain't a-scared of clownies or frownies.

[ Shoes squeaking ] No? Well, I'm-a chuckle you

into next Tuesday!

Why, I oughta -- Ooh! [ Laughter ]

I got to be honest -- That was a swell tumble. Expertly done.

Oh, I'm funny to you? That's it? I make you laugh?

Yeah, basically.

How 'bout you guffaw out some info

before I hoo-hoo ya right in the whooooo?!

Allow me.

You've forced my hand.

Announcer: Squeaky Nightstick Magisword!

[ Squeaking ] Why do you even have

that magi-- Stop it!

[ Laughs ] Oh, now I'm really scared.

Yuk, yuk, yuk! [ Laughs ]

He took the full fury of squeaky nightstick.

Now, how about some inf-- Oh!

[ Laughter ]

Announcer: Tomato Magisword!

Ha ha -- Oof!

Hey, young lady, you can't do tha--

Unh!

Pirate fight!

Aarrgh!

Harr, harr, harr, harr -- Oh. Yow!

Announcer: Massive fight cloud!

Hey! Where do you think you're going?

Here! Let me buy you a soda!

Announcer: Exploding Bubble Magisword!

Don't go startin' no trouble in my soft-drink establishment!

[ Boot! Boot! ]

[ Dazedly vocalizes calliope music ]

Och. I should just do the interrogation by myself.

I can't believe you thought clown cop was a good idea.

May I remind you that you had no interest

in hearing me out before.

You just bolted for the door with zero discussion.

Why should you have all the fun on this mission?

Just 'cause you read it in a book?

Call me when there's a "Veronica Victorious

and There's Two People on this Team."

Or "Veronica Victorious and This Business We Set Up

is Supposed to be Fun for Both of Us"!

Want to go it alone? Fine.

Then I might as well go home and play checkers with Grup.

Maybe clown checkers! Warrior huddle.

Y-yeah? Well, all right. Warrior huddle.

Look, I get it. I was being selfish.

I didn't take your feelings into consideration.

[ Chuckles ] No, you did not.

You're right.

It's way more fun doing things our Warrior sibling way.

Unconventional and almost intentional.

[ Indistinct shouting, clatter ] Wow! They're still fighting

in there.

How are we ever going to calm them down and get our info?

Hmm. Hmm.

Ahh! Whisper, whisper, whisper. I have a plan.

Announcer: Song cop, frisk cop!

[ Shouting continues ]

[ Funk music plays ]

Huh? Huh?

Announcer: Microphone Magisword!

Accordion Magisword!

Allow me to introduce the musical stylings of...

Announcer: Attractive Voice Magisword!

Who is the sword that blows kisses to everyone

within a 5-mile radius?

Both: ♪ Attractive Voice Magisword ♪

You're dang right! Mwah!

Who's the sword who will sing for you,

and you'll be drawn to it 'cause it's totally your bag?

♪ Attractive Voice Magisword ♪

Hmm. You have nice elbows.

Who's the sword who will make you uncomfortable

but in a way you like somehow?

♪ Attractive Voice Magisword ♪

[ Whispers ] I like you.

You see, this attractive voice is one bad Magi--

Stop talking.

It's okay. I'm talkin' about myself.

ain't no one gonna get offended.

We can curb for it. See that you do, girls.

Announcer: Clapping Magisword!

[ Slapping ]

[ Poink! ]

You there! Turn 'round!

That suit is a little tight, swabbie.

Announcer: Electric Eel Magisword!

[ Birds screech ]

[ Chomp! ] Oh, I wish

you hadn't done that.

[ Pop, birds squawk ]

[ Patrons cheering ]

Absolutely all the broccoli in the coat of one bloke!

It's both impressive and doopy!

Och! But the broccoli smuggler got away!

Huh? Oh, no, no, I got him right here.

Ah. The Warriors for Hire.

I, Long James Pirate Mayor,

thank you for apprehending that fellow.

On behalf of the pirates of Keelhaul Cove,

I apologize for any trouble he may have caused.

Even though we're pirates, we know this type of thing

is devastating for our Rhyboflaven's delicate economy.

If there's nothing to steal,

that's no good for pirates, right? Ha ha!

I'll personally see to it that all this broccoli

makes its way to the merchants of Rhyboflaven right away.

Here -- take this 500 Jemm reward,

and tell Princess Zange this had nothing to do with me.

Hot broccoli nuggets! Jemms!

Ah, so long, me hearties. Pirate Mayor!

Both: So long, Long James!

Well, well, what have we here?

500 Jemms -- that should just about

cover the damage you caused to the Wobblin' Goblin!

You know, I'm -- Hmm -- pretty sure he's just stealing from us.

Prohyas, I don't know about you, but I'm all copped out.

Yeah, we're way better off being rollicking adventurers.

We rollick good. Indeed, dear brother.

It's way better when we do things the Warrior sibling way!

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Shark Blade Magisword!

The story you have just seen is for realsies.

The names have not been changed to protect the innocent.

We forgot. Sorry!

♪♪