Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for Hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: At Witchy Simone's apartment! Boom!

[ Coughing ]

Toil, toil, bubble and brew.

The ingredients I need to use are...

long underwear wolfsbane...

soot...

[ Squeak, boom ]

mugroot...

[ Creak, snap, boom ]

essence of flitterbat.

[ Drip, boom ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Whistles ]

Last is...eye o' newt?

That's a little cliché, but I ain't the one

who writes these spells. [ Sploosh ]

Hm. Pretty sure I got some in the cupboard.

Where are ya? I needs ya so's I can make a batch of Brooms Brew.

[ Grunts ] Come on. I coulda sworn my dear old Moo-Ma gave me

some of them newt eyes once.

[ Clatter ] Aha! There ya is.

Hey, wait a second.

Hey! Where'd all my newt peepers go?

[ Meows ] Mascott!

Did you eat all of Mama's eye of newts?

You got them guilty eyes.

[ Meows ] You doopy little fur ball!

You know I got to perfect my witches' brews

to get back into Adventure Academy.

[ Groans ] I'm tired of not making it as a real witch

while my best friends are real Warriors for Hire.

How's an uncertified witch like me gonna find somethin'

as rare as newt eyes, anyway?

[ Sighs ]

[ Mascott Meows ]

Duh! Of course!

Vambre and Prohyas'll help me.

They're the humble and responsible type.

Ah, nothing like a day of being self-absorbed and irresponsible.

Right, sis? Totally. Indeed.

Announcer: Oh, by the way, we're at

Warrior for Hire Headquarters.

Limburger!

Gee, sis, where --

Late with the rent!

And you broke my door, too. That'll be extra.

I, Pachydermus Packard,

will not be denied what's coming to him!

Apologies, my landest of lords.

We promise we'll give you the rent shortly.

I don't want to hear it.

I can't fill my Jemm sack with promises.

Please! Your superior nostrilness!

Look deep into your sinuses and give us one more chance!

They certainly have a depth, don't they?

But flattery will get you nowhere.

You shall have until midnight tonight

to scrape together the cash.

Both: Thank you, thank you, thank you, Mr. P!

"Thanks," nothing.

If you didn't spend your money on frivolous Magiswords,

I wouldn't have to waste my precious time coming over here.

In fact, I'm taking this as collateral.

Goodbye. Ahem!

[ Zap ]

Don't worry, Supreme Noser.

You can rely on us.

Business has been booming.

Business has absolutely not been booming.

Well, not since the incident at the bazaar.

Ugh! Too many Slugburgers.

Vambre, help!

Pirates ransacking!

Halt!

Warriors for Hire? More like Slackers for Hire!

It's a wonder they can even pay their rent.

Our reputation's a bit dashed after that one.

Why am I so weak for a cup of blue?

We were just one Slugburger away from eternal glory!

[ Cellphone rings ] Oh! That's mine.

Heya, kiddos.

Have you achieved eternal glory as Warriors for Hire yet?

Hey, Dad. We're basically drowning in gigs.

Golly, that's swell.

But, you know, if things ever get slow,

I could sure use a hand in the broccoli fields.

The harvest this year is extra broccoli-y.

[ Chuckles ] Well, we appreciate that.

But you know we have a life's dream

we're trying to follow here,

and, um, going back to broccoli

would feel like abject failure to us, so...

Of course. Of course. It was merely a suggestion.

Have fun warrior-ing, you two.

[ Beep ] Okay, we need a job,

and fast.

I got a job for youse two!

Zounds, Witchy. Right on time.

Lay it on us.

I need ya to help me get an eye o' newt

for one of my witches' brews.

They're extra rare and whatnot

'cause you can only find 'em beneath the Fickle Sea.

Ooh! An exemplary gig!

We're so diggety-down for finding newt eyes!

But, um, we can't do freebies.

We're in a bit of a pinch.

It's no problem.

I've been saving up paychecks from Slugburger

for a special occasion. [ Both squeal ]

Only catch is, you got to take me wit' you.

[ Laughs nervously ] Warrior huddle.

We can't take her with us.

Witchy's a nice girl, but she's kind of a loose cannon.

She's out of her Douglas fir!

Tell me about it. She's completely bonkers.

Hey, Prohyas, does Vambre know she's talking about herself?

Okay, that settles it!

Witchy, you cannot come with us!

I'll be on my best behavior. I promise. Witch's honor.

[ Singsong voice ] Plus, you said you needed the money.

If I can't come with, no mission.

And no mission, no moolah.

Rub, rub, rub, rub, rub.

Sorry, Witchy. There's no way we're taking you with us.

Even if we get evicted.

What if I sweetened the deal with...Slugburger coupons?

Okay, you can come. Och.

Announcer: Later, at Rhyboflaven Boardwalk-type Pier!

Hooray! The sea!

Sharp eyes, Witchy.

She's practically clairvoyant.

Aw, you're too kind.

Yes, we are, aren't we?

So, how we doin' this?

Announcer: Diving Suit Magisword!

Keen gear! I happen to agree.

My turn, dear brother.

Aah! Me next! Me next!

Hot dog! I'm a real undersea adventurer!

Come on in.

[ Laughing ]

So, Witchy, where is the sea newt exactly?

I dunno -- Moo-Ma just used to say

she got her eyes under the Fickle Sea.

Why are you so ill-prepared for ev--

Oh, look -- a quaint undersea village.

I'm sure we can ask any of these.

Hey, you haven't seen a newt around heres, have ya?

Come on. You know -- eyeballs, like the one you used to have.

You don't know what's under this patch! You don't know me!

[ Chuckles nervously ] She's a treasure, ain't she?

'Scuse us a moment.

Witchy, you risk scaring folks like that.

Too late.

[ Click! Bang! ]

Ducky, I think you need to utilize a touch more subtlety.

Oh! Subtlety. I'm great at that. Check this out.

Hey, there! Aaaah!

You know what eyeballs are, right?

Mm-hmm.

And you know what a newt is, right?

Mm-hmm.

Then you must know where to find a plucky sea lizard

chock full of eyes.

Hee-ya! Aaaah!

[ Quacks ] Aaaaah!

You salty little fish stick! I know you're a fibby.

How much did Giovanni pay you, huh? You better tell me!

[ Screaming ] Whoa, whoa, hey.

Cool out, eel.

I'm sorry about that, my little sea breeze.

Say, you like candy? Mm-hmm.

They why don't you have a piece?!

You know, she...might not know what subtlety is.

Announcer: Hook Magisword!

Simone, you have to be kind and courteous

about this sort of thing.

Honey and vinegar, you know?

Vambre, we can get a beverage later.

Right now we're trying to find a newt.

A little politeness goes a long way.

Watch and learn.

Excuse me, young man. Might I ask you a question?

[ Cockney accent ] Of course, guv'nor.

What can I help you with?

Would you happen to know where we could perchance find a newt?

[ Gruffly ] I don't know nothin' about nothin'.

Oh. But I'm [chuckles] asking politely.

And I'm politely sayin' I don't know nothin' about nothin'.

So that's how it is. [ Sighs ]

How much do you know now?

[ Cockney accent ] A newt, you say, sir?

Well, I do believe there's one

that lives under the Deep Sea Trench Bridge.

See, squirt? Manners. That's not my na--

Announcer: Later, at the Deep-Sea Trench Bridge!

[ Echoing ] Hello!

Hey! That dog has an eye patch!

Dude. It's the newt, Witchy.

Aww! What a cute little thing.

Thank you so much for finding it, guys.

You're very welcome, Simone.

In fact, I want you guys to do the honors.

Both: Warrior huddle.

Okay, we can't just pop that poor thing's eye

out of its head.

I-I don't even know how we'd do it.

I think we should take the eye.

No! Bad Witchy! Bad!

We could perhaps -- [ Cellphone rings ]

Heya, kiddos. Hope everything's going all right.

Sorry. Got to take this.

Yes, Papa? What do you need?

Further hmph!

Prohyas, I'll never get into Adventure Academy

if I don't get this eye.

Don't worry, squirt. We'll get this mess figured out.

That's not my name!

I'm sorry -- Could you say that again?

[ Zap! ]

Oh, I just wanted to check in

and see how you kids were doing on your mission.

If you ever get tired of adventuring,

the broccoli fields are --

Papa, I love you, but we're kind of

in the middle of something right now.

No worries, my dear. Just wanted --

Wait -- Are you underwater?

Aaah! Ohh!

I-I told you, Pops -- we're drowning in jobs.

Speaking of water, the fields sure are --

Talk later, Papa. Love you.

[ Beep ] Where's Simone?

[ Laughing maniacally ]

[ French accent ] Take pause, you pointy-headed

predator! Le Poisson!

I vill not allow you to harm one of my innocent sea creatures!

Oh, come on! He's got the same guilty eyes as my cat.

He deserves it. Bosh!

This creature and all creatures of ze deep

are under ze protection of Man Fish, ze Fish Man.

Prohyas: Oh, there she is.

Zut eight times! More humans!

Your filthy meat hands shan't taint my water!

You look pretty human to me, chum.

Do you want to hear my thrilling backstory?

No. No. Where's Simone?

Over there, about to harm that poor newt.

Now, then, where were we?

What did I just say?!

All right, that does it.

You're goin' down, Tuna Tim!

[ Growls ]

Bring it, pinky.

Witch's hat on brain and skull, grow and make his damage null!

[ Zip! Zip! Zip! ]

At what point did we lose control?

Time to fry this blearing dolt. Let him eat a blazing bolt!

[ Zap! ] When we accepted this gig,

I think.

Welp, shall we stop them from ending each other?

[ Sighs ] Let us shall.

I'm sorry, Simone, but this is gauze for concern.

Announcer: Mummy Magisword!

[ Grunts ] Stay outta this!

Aah! How is that possible underwater?

Time to send you sleeping with the fishes!

Announcer: Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

Meddling non-mariners!

Bag of powder, heed this Witchy.

Make this loser's tuchus itchy!

Aaah! Mon tuchus!

They're too focused on each other.

I'll just point them in the right direction

with this Magisword I just got.

Announcer: Roundabout Magisword!

Let's see what this baby can do.

[ Clank! ] Ohh!

Nah -- no, it's fine. It's fine.

Agh! They won't stop moving!

Slippery lot.

Hey, squirt, stand still!

That's not my name!

I got it. Prohyas, w--

You just wanted to see what that would do, didn't you?

Guilty as charged. It's okay. I did, too.

Announcer: Foam Finger Magisword!

[ Cellphone rings ] What, Dad?!

What is it?!

[ Whimpers ]

Oh, I'm sorry, Papa. I'm having a day.

Love you. We'll call later, okay? Bye.

Okay, we need to end this! I'm on it!

Announcer: Frog Missile Magisword!

Wickersnapper Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo! Frog-tied!

[ Ribbit! ] [ Laughs ]

Silly little non-fish got all --

Aah!

Now, then, Man Fish, the Fish Man,

care to negotiate your terms?

Do not blind or harm ze newt.

Poor thing only has one eye left.

I think that's reasonable -- very reasonable.

Warrior huddle.

Maybe we could draw new eyes with Pencil Magisword?

We need something functional.

Maybe we could create a big jewel eye

with Bling Bling Magisword?

Nah, it's not more functional.

Uh, Monobrow Magisword?

Prohyas, that's not even close.

I think we should take the eye.

No! Zis is not okay!

I have an idea. It rhymes with "droccoli."

Oh, oh, oh! An idea train is pulling into the station.

Announcer: Zombie Pumpkin Magisword!

Hi.

Z.P., you got kooky zombie regeneration powers, right?

Oh, yeah, I got those. So if we plucked your eyes out,

you'd grow a new pair, right?

Yeah, dude -- easy. Perfecto!

Witchy, Witchy, Witchy Simone,

are you ready to swap some eyeballs?

I been waitin' all day for you to ask me that.

[ Shing! ]

[ Warble! ]

[ Pop! ]

Well, Mr. Newt, how's the new peepers feel?

[ Ding! ] Hmm.

By my careful and fully qualified observation,

the ze newt's vision has been fully restored.

Zis pleases Man Fish, ze Fish Man.

No harm shall befall you. You are free to leave.

Please never set fin in my ocean ever again.

What? Y-Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say.

Totally own an ocean. Dork.

Well, that wasn't so bad.

Witchy, this was at least 80% harder with you here.

And 80% more fun.

Raaah! Announcer: Yeah!

Here's your rent, Mr. Packard.

Thank you, dear boy.

Here's your little toy back. It's not a toy, sir.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Mrs. Pachydermus and I have a hot date.

Ta-ta. Gross.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Hey, kiddos, I just found out

newt eyes can double broccoli yields.

You kids think you could get a few dozen

for your dear old d--

♪♪