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♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

♪♪

Announcer: In the woods near Castle Rhyboflaven! Scenery!

Another successful giant-reptile-fighting

royal mission in the Dinosaur Kingdom!

I sure have worked up an appetite.

As have I...

but it's an appetite for spending giant amounts of jemms

on marvelous new magiswords! [ Shing! ]

Aw, but I'm hungry! Oh, hush.

We'll eat later, for we'll be shopping...

[ Cash register dings ] ...soon at Mount Ma'all!

That's not what I said!

Yay! I win! Och.

[ Giggling ] Eh?

Welcome to Slugburger --

a slugfest of slugs for your mouth.

Ehh... Simone dear, are you

all right? Witchy Simone?

You in there, squirt? That's not my name!!

♪ Doo, doo, doo ♪ Gah!

Oh! I got hair again! Whoa-ahh-ahh!

Ding, dong, dang it, Prohyas! We just lost a customer!

Well, you're gaining one right now.

Ooh! What'll you have?

I'd like the... Slugburger.

Would you like to make that a Double Slugburger

for just two jemms more?

Normally I can't stand upselling,

but today I'm gonna say yes!

Make it a Deluxe? Yes!

Mollusk-size the Escar-fries? Yes!

Barrel of Belch Zero? Yes!

Frosty Snail Shake? Yes!

Hot Broccoli Nuggets?! Nope.

24 collectible Piggie Pie Jones toys?

Yes!!

One of everything on the menu?! Ye-he-he-hes!!

[ Cash register dings ]

Okay, that was 185 jemms.

[ Panting ]

Oh, Vambre, do you want anything?

-Yes, a new brother. -Ignoring that!

Och. A Veggie Slug Wrap, please, Simone dear.

I do need sustenance after our royal mission.

Royal mission? Oh!

Make way for Witchy Simone!

Tell me about it! I want every stinking detail!

Don't you have a job to --

Mission!!

[ Muffled talking ]

That sounds amazing!

What did he just say? [ Sighs ]

Princess Zange sent us to the Dinosaur Kingdom

to find a Snozzasaurus egg. Mm-hmm!

She heard that they were a new delicacy

and really wanted to try one.

The surly Snozzasauruses were sore,

and a sizable skirmish ensued.

Rawr!

King Rexxtopher banished us extra hard this time.

I'm so jealous I could turn you both into rabid ferrets.

Please don't.

Spoony: Witchy, Witchy, Witchy, Witchy Simone?!

What kind of your job doing you call that?

Uh, just making sure our best customer

is having a Slug-tastic experience!

Huh! Tell me another one!

Slug yourself back to the register

and serve this esteemed customer!

That's not a customer --

that's Princess Zange's concierge.

Yeah, his name's, uh... Sir Fancypants Whatzizname.

Actually, it's Reginald Lavisham.

Ah, close enough. [ Grunts ]

What brings you here, Mr. Lavisham?

Her Royal Highness has another mission for you.

But we just left the castle.

And how did you know we were here?

You're always here. All: True.

Announcer: Soon at Castle Rhyboflaven...

[ Princess Zange groaning ]

Princess Zange?! Princess Zange?!

Double crumbs! She's ill!

Your Highness, what's wrong with you?

Reginald: It is the dreaded Dino-pox.

She caught it from eating that Snozzasaurus egg.

A cure could be made, but it requires a scale

from the rare Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus

native to the Dinosaur Kingdom.

Both: A what?! You realize how mad

King Rexxtopher is at us?!

You're the Royal Court's official go-to Warriors,

so go-to!

We've factored the urgency and danger of this mission

into your...especially handsome mission compensation.

Zange dear heart, we swear on the name of Warrior

to find the scale for your cure

and return as swiftly as our Hoverswords can carry us.

You'll be back on your feet making proclamations

and shopping at Keelhaul Cove in no time.

Take care of her, Mr. Fancypants.

That is not my... [ Door slams ]

...moniker.

[ Stifled laugh, coughs ]

Announcer: Soon in the Dinosaur Kingdom...

Now remember, Brother, we're on the lookout

for the ever-elusive, rare Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus

for Princess Zange!

Both: Zange.

Put those things away, Prohyas.

-You're going to get us caught. -Caught being amazing?

Caught is caught!

[ Squawks ]

[ All squawking ]

[ Squawking ]

What?! The stinkin' Warriors are actually here?!

Then I gots no choices-es-es!

Dino Patrol! Assemble!

Announcer: Battle Velociraptor!

Battle Brachiosaurus!

Battle Ankylosaurus!

Battle Triceratops!

[ Shing! ]

Gah, too bright!

All right! Let's do this!

[ All roaring ]

Do you think King Rexxtopher knows we're here yet?

[ Laughs ] No! Gah!

Yes! I told you guys-es,

you were banished!

Now we gotsta pummels you boths!

Gah!! Time-out!

Gah-- What'd you say? Both: Time-out.

You were banished for being jerks.

You don't get time-outs!

Both: We're sorry! We're sorry! We're sorry!

All we need is a single scale and we'll be out of your way.

Oh, please, King Rexxtopher, you're so noble!

Well, I am pretty nobl--

H-Hey, wait! No way!

You just wants to hurts the dinos again!

Both: We don't want to hurt any dinos!

Probably.

You see that little Orange-Speckled

Stegosaurus over there?

I've known this little dino since he was an egg!

And I'll never let youse dopes lay a fleshy finger on him! Hmm!

[ Squawk ]

There you go, my little, sweet baby.

[ Purrs ]

Hey, now we know right where the Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus is.

Thank you, dear.

Mooks, the both of ya! Dino Patrol, go! Yah!

Killer crush attack!

How do ya like me now, huh?

Announcer: Muscley Arm Magisword!

What the -- [ Screams ]

Both: We got to do this for Princess Zange! Yah!

♪♪

[ Squawk ]

[ Squawking ]

Announcer: Bag of Snakes Magisword!

Back, ye foul beasts!

[ Hissing ]

[ Both screaming ]

Announcer: Bling Bling Magisword!

Accessorize yo face!

[ Growls ]

[ Groans ] [ Whistles ]

Rawr! Announcer:

Sleeping Dragon Magisword!

Night night, dino-mite!

Hey, how are things going over here?

Oh, just fine. I --

[ Tire screeching ]

Eh? [ Engines revving ]

What? Even?

♪♪

For the glory of the dang ole kingdom!

Fire at dems!

This looks... less than promising.

Let's do this for Zange!

For Zange!

Announcer: Lobster Claw Magisword!

Blow Dryer Magisword!

Yah!

Let's... Rock?

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

Both: Whoo-hoo!

[ Both grunt ]

The stegosaurus! I'll get the scale!

No, Vambre! Wait!

I've got it! I got --

Hot broccoli nuggets!

Rawr!

Announcer: One Big Hole Magisword!

You dinos are in a one big hole lot of trouble!

Rawr?

[ Thud ]

With that out of the way -- Tree!

Announcer: Retractable Ladder Magisword!

What? Peekiddy-boo!

Aah!

[ Tires screech, engines rev ]

Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

I'll take one drive-through dino to go!

I got it! I got it! I got it! [ Weakly ] I got it too much.

Oh, no, you did not.

Announcer: Hook Magisword!

Get back here, rolling thunder lizard!

Come to Mama!

Several crumbs!

Och! Och! Och!

Surprisingly, I'm starting to dislike injuries.

Eh? [ Both grunt ]

♪ Warriors-es, come outs to play-ays ♪

Both: Eek!

Good heavens! These fellows are multitudinous and swift!

-I...have one idea. -Explain.

Well, I was thinking I could disguise myself

as a rain cloud with the Raincloud Magisword

and fly over to the Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus,

all reconnaissance like.

What? That's a fine idea.

Why didn't you try that before?

Well, I thought it might be too dopey.

Prohyas, you mad genius! Do the thing!

Announcer: Raincloud Magisword! Do the thing!!

An unsuspicious cloud? At this time of year?

[ Prohyas coughs ] Ahh! Rain!

Ruiner of battles and picnics-es-es!

Eh? Eh? Ah-ha!

Excuse me, Mr. Orange Stegosaurus,

dude, sir?

-[ Squawks ] -Aah!

[ Squawking ]

Rexx: Oh, here's my surveillance system calling.

Please, Mr. Orange-Speckled Stegosaurus-type

dinosaur, please!

Please! Do you have a scale you can spare?

My friend really needs it to not perish!

Hmm. Come on!

[ Squawking ] Huh? Please?!

Bu-- What? Really?

Whillikers! You're literally saving a life here.

I got the thing! Whew!

Hmm. [ Clears throat ]

Those collective heads of chuckle are meat on a stick!

Yep.

[ Engine starts ]

Extinctify those humans-es-es!

Oh, uh, need a sword to float me to the ground.

Announcer: Radiator Magisword! [ Beeps ]

Nope! Nope, nope, no-- Fear not, Prohyas!

Announcer: Spider Web Magisword!

[ Thud ]

Prohyas, are you all right? Yeah, Sis, 'cause

it looks like the scale tipped in our favor!

Yay! But also --

Boo! Dino Patrol, squish-itize them!

♪♪

So, fleeing?

[ Tires screeching ]

Both: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!

Have any other dopey ideas?

Start pulling out magiswords and hope we continue living?

This is only plan!

Announcer: Frog Missile Magisword!

Flour Power Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo --

We don't know!

[ Frogs croaking ]

Somehow that didn't work. How do we stop these

cold-blooded crusaders?

Cold-blooded... That's it!

Announcer: Ground Pound Magisword!

Snowball Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo --

Gravalanche!

[ Roaring ]

[ Crashing ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Snoring ]

Wow. Look at that dino snore.

[ Both giggle ]

Aw, come on!

This ain't hibernational times-es!

Dang ole ice age. Whoa!

Dang ole continuity!!

Both: Ying! Announcer: Ying!

Both: Zange! Uhh.

-We've brought the scale! -The scale, we have it! Take it!

[ Groans ]

Both: Yes, Zange? Uhh...

Put it -- [ Coughs ]

Put it in...

a latte.

Announcer: Cuppa Joe Magisword!

Haaaa-brew-ken!

Are you all better, Your Majesty?

It's not instantaneous, obviously.

Yes, well.

I am starting to feel a little better, buds.

[ Both giggle ]

Thank you, Vambre and Prohyas.

Ahem!

Indeed. We shall let you rest.

Take care, Princess. If you need us for anything

else, just call!

Reginald, will you fetch my bard?

Right away, Your Majesty.

Mmm.

Hmm? [ Gasps ] They didn't take their --

Vambre: Och.

Let's get home and get in the hot tub immediately.

You know what's good to soothe aching muscles?

A big meal at -- I can cook, you know!

Even after a battle? Aww, you're the best, Sis!

I shall make my finest bacon mush.

Bacon mush?

You're like some kind of mush savant!

All right, Dino Patrol, good job.

We might not have squashed the Warriors,

but you chased them out of our kingdom but good!

Besides, Orange-Scaled Stegosaurus scale tea

is good for settling your digestion areas, ya know?

Wink. [ Slurps ]

♪♪