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♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

[ Upbeat music playing ]

Announcer: Buzz, buzz, buzz!

That's bee language for "At the Cave of Stuff!"

I'll really miss this month's bee theme

when we pack it up tomorrow.

I don't know. I'm kind of glad it's over.

These bee costumes really itch.

This honey takes forever to come out of the cooler.

Yeah, and not that it really matters,

but I was severely allergic to bees when I had flesh,

and I'm trying to make this about me.

You'll be happy to know that the dungeon planning committee

has settled on next month's theme -- bricks.

[ Bell chimes ]

An adventurer -- at this hour?

-Hey, anybody home? -Places, people!

Behold, fierce heathen beasts,

standing before ye is none other than me -- Neddy the Mallet.

Oh, it's just a bunch of tiny weirdos.

Welcome to the Cave of Stuff, Mr. Mallet.

Well, this looks disappointingly easy.

I probably won't even need to use my...

super impressive mallet of heroism

and be generally intimidating!

Neddy: Feast your eyes on this, Skullman.

Uh, yeah, the name's Skullivan. Thanks.

Skullypants, got it. Ugh.

Quiver in fear, snake chick!

Ugh...

Uh, that's Lady Hiss, Bruh.

And I'm Grup. Grup, sir. Yup, Grup.

That's nice, Johnny.

Any chance you could point me to the treasure in this cave?

I'm feelin' antsy.

You'll have to make your way through our

treacherous obstacles

before we can hand that over.

Also, the theme of our cave is bees, not ants.

-Bring it on, weirdos. -Dignifying.

♪♪

[ Buzzing ]

Easy peasy! Ha!

What the jeepers?

Gross! Little bay-bees, ooey gooey.

[ Thud! ]

Ha! I could totally be a babysitter.

That door up ahead looks super important.

Huh? Is this some sort of death ray doohickey or something?

Nope, the bee-dazzler is just a shiny distraction.

Huh, I wonder what it's suppose to distract me from!

Well played, bees, well played.

[ Thud! ]

Fortune favors the bold!

At long last, after 30 agonizing seconds of adventuring,

I finally have you, my sweet sword of saccharine.

You'll be happy to know

that you've just nabbed our very last beehive magisword.

Go you! Guess it's a good thing I took

a chance on this dump! Ha!

This place could really use a bit of that Neddy touch.

Oh! Oh, dear!

Hey, this thing-a-ma-jig's pretty neat-o,

and so's this...chair!

This feels...correct.

Hey, tiny weirdos, come here!

Who, us?

I've been thinking long and hard about a cool name for myself --

and I've arrived at King Neddy.

Pretty groovy, right? What difference

does it make?

Yeah, dude, it's late and we've got a busy day tomorrow, so...

maybe you should go.

I'd be a pretty lousy king if I left my kingdom.

I mean, come on, the word "king" is right in the word "kingdom,"

I don't know if you ever noticed.

Blew my mind.

[ Makes explosion noise ] Your kingdom?!

Oh, yeah, I guess I don't really look very kingdomly-like, do I?

Hey, I know what'll work.

Wow, that looks like it would really hurt, dude.

That's the cool refreshing sting of power, snake chick.

Still not my name.

Now somebody get me a hearty sandwich,

or I'll eat my own chair. Ha!

It'll take all three of us to make you a sandwich,

Your Highness... it's a complicated sandwich.

Ha ha!

I'm not kidding -- I'm totally gonna eat my chair.

Ha ha!

[ Chomp ] Ah, waxy sweet.

What are we gonna do?! What are we gonna do?!

No one's ever stayed after winning the treasure!

Perhaps you know someone who can help, Grup?

Someone who can help, someone who can help? Um...

Grup, the warriors? Oh, hey, I know someone!

Almost... Hey, Prug,

we're making a run for it.

Let's go! Oh, no.

Um, YOLO!

[ Snoring ] Mmm, cream corn.

What the...?! [ Screams ]

[ All screaming ]

Vambre: [ Screams ] Prug: Oh, no, oh, no!

[ Grunts ]

What is the meaning of this rude awakening?!

I didn't mean to be rude.

Announcer: Downstairs!

It's not fair!

We did our job and got defeated just like always!

Now he won't level up and leave!

It's like he's camping out or something.

And that's why we had to take refuge and crash your pad.

Sorry. Aw, Prohyas!

Our little sweeties have a usurper!

Oh, so sweet!

It may seem like we here at Warriors for Hire

have a perfect track record with winning battles,

but in fact, we lose all the time!

Yeah, well, not all of the time.

All the time!

My point is, we'll help you take control of

your dungeon once more!

Announcer: Boulder Magisword! Ground Pound Magisword!

Both: Lets go kick usurper butt!

Yay! Announcer: Soon!

Oh, boy! This is gonna be good!

Both: Ha! Neddy?

[ Laughs ] All:

Fortune favors the bold!

What's that about chin favors?

Hey, if it isn't my old school chums,

Protractor and Voo-doo-doo.

How the hay ya been? [ Chuckles ]

Actually that's Prohyas and Vambre.

Ha! Sorry, remembering names isn't really my forte.

I'd say my forte is totally giving noogies, though!

Well, that doesn't seem relevant to -- [ Screams ]

The unbearable bear pain and incredible bear discomfort!

Ha! We have fun.

So, how's life been

since we all left Adventure Academy?

Well, we've opened our own adventuring business.

And we've been focusing on building an impressive

magisword collection.

Both: And you?

Ah, you know, wandering, adventuring,

borrowing food from picnic goers -- the usual.

Doesn't quite measure up to the old days at the academy.

Well, until now. Being king's pretty rad.

Beat this place fair and square, just like always.

Now I get to stay here.

Are you sure that's how it works?

Yeah, is that really the rule, Ned-honcho?

I didn't really see anything telling me otherwise, so, yeah,

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.

Well, guys, I got, like, a million kingly thingies to do,

so I'll catch you on the flip-flop.

Like the academy motto goes, "Fortune favors the bold!"

Well, that was interesting. Why didn't you

beat him up?!

You know, like you were supposed to?

I'm sorry, Grup, but we just don't feel comfortable

kicking out our old friend,

especially if he hasn't broken any rules.

What?! He totally broke the rules!

Tell 'em, Skullivan.

Hmm...Actually, nothing in the rulebook

says that Neddy's doing anything wrong.

What the Grup?!

Perhaps you could just enjoy steady employment

as Neddy's new henchmen, huh?

Hmph!

I knew it was a bad idea the moment it left my mouth.

-Now I'm all offended. -The bad is mine.

So we can't kick Neddy out ourselves...

And Grup and his friends are simply unable

to do the job on their own --

and they're unwilling to compromise...

-Hey! -Both: Hmm.

All right, gang, we've decided

that while we won't be directly helping you thwart Neddy,

we'll gladly assist you

and give you any advantage we can provide.

If fortune truly does favor the bold,

we'd like to help it slant towards your efforts.

That'll do, I suppose.

Announcer: Soon! [ Upbeat music playing ]

[ Snoring ]

[ Music continues ]

[ Thunk! ]

[ Rattling ]

[ Thudding ]

500 years till retirement. 500 years till retirement.

Was this Neddy guy always this formid-evil --

for-form-me-debibble?

Yes, quite formibibble. Formida -- och!

I'm sorry, we -- Formidable! Go on.

I'm sorry we haven't been much help.

We'll never be able to kick his butt.

Well, perhaps Prohyas and I should march in there and...

No, Vambre, that's not right!

We have to help these guys to win on their own!

Neddy beat the cave fair and square,

and we can't just beat on the bear for no reason!

We can't do our jobs if we have to wait on him hand and foot --

both limbs that I lack.

We were supposed to be changing out the traps

for the cave's next theme!

Ah! Announcer: Soon!

So many naps, yet I keep experiencing some sort of crash.

More sugar shall alleviate this situation!

[ Chomping ]

Huh? [ Disco plays ]

I've been blinded!

Trapward-ho!

My eyes! My beady, squinty eyes!

[ Screams ]

The floor is larva! The floor is larva!

Yow! Ah!

Oof! Doh!

[ Bell dings ]

[ Buzzing ]

[ Gasps ] Yow!

-Hey, we did it, guys! -Yeah, level one is number one!

[ Cheering ] Yay! This is great!

You can't quit now. You mustn't quit.

-Yeah. -You earned me.

You earned your magisword.

Fortune favored the bold.

You're still bold, are you not?

I am! I am!

[ Growls ]

[ Screaming ] Oh, snap!

[ Screams ]

Announcer: So that happened!

I am terribly sorry, fellows.

The coup failed to gras.

Oh, it's not your fault. We're failures!

Grup, don't say that!

No, I mean, that's our job. We're only level one monsters.

We're the cave that an adventurer is meant to beat

first in their journey.

We're literally professional failures.

Well, even so, there's got to be something

at which you're better than Neddy.

Not only did she not end on a preposition, she's right, Grup!

Something Neddy's bad at...

[ Gasps ] I got it! You've got it?

Has that ever happened before?

Go tell Neddy to meet us in the final room.

We're gonna make our cave un-bear-i-bibble.

Unbear-i-bih-beh -- yay!

Announcer: Later! So, why'd you want me

to be here again?

Did you bring me those sandwiches?

Feels like I've been waiting a really long time

for those sandwiches. This is the quiz room.

All you need to do to beat us is answer a question.

And then two more questions -- th-three questions, sorry.

No feat of physical skill? Ha! Oh, this'll be a snap!

A sn-- Uh, no, hello.

This'll be a cinch!

Ask of me your questions tres.

Okie-doke!

What is my name?

[ Inhales, stammers ] What?

My name, what is it? Oh, simple...

it's Gah...Groogy... Gruddity Gray...

Grapefruit Gary Goobidy Goobidy Goober!

Er, Moises? Is it Moises? No!

Don't tell me, don't tell me!

It's -- it's -- it's so unfair!

You told me so long ago!

You still have two more questions.

I'll make it easier, okay?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, behind this curtain is -- doo do doo doo --

other cave monsters you've met!

Lady Hiss, Skullivan, and Prug.

Now, what is her name?

Ah, is it... Lassie Hassy Sissy Sissy Fit?

No, no! I -- come on, I know this!

You just said too many in a row!

I -- it's tippy-tongue in my tongue tip

on the tip of my -- I can't!

Yeah, you fail.

Question number three will now be asked

by our special guest star, Skullivan!

Skullivan?

My name is Skullivan. What is my name?

I know this, I know this!

I can't remember!

Ugh! I'm sorry, Mr. Neddy, sir,

but you have failed the final test,

and must please go away forever now.

Fine, I...I've been bested fair and square.

You are the bold.

I don't collect magiswords anyway.

[ Upbeat disco plays ]

-We just saw Neddy skedaddle! -Congratulations are in order.

I couldn't have done it

without you two helping us solve our own problem.

This is why you're my bestest buddies ever,

and with that being said,

please take this token of my happy.

Ah, sweet like honey! I'm gonna try it out.

Announcer: Beehive Magisword!

Fortune favors the --

All: [ Screaming ] Bees!

Announcer: Bees! I mean, while! I mean, meanwhile!

Geez, I can't believe I managed to fail at a level one cave.

Bummer.

At least it wasn't a complete loss.

Sing me your sweet music, crowny.

Bee Crown: [ Cooing song ] Yeah, that's the stuff.

I love you, Neddy.

[ Playing upbeat tune ]