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♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

♪♪

Announcer: In Transylberia! Spoopy!

[ Voom ] [ Prohyas laughs ]

This new One Big Hole Magisword

is like the best carnival game of all time.

Will you please stop that and help me figure out where we are?

Hey, I'm doing important business here.

Pardon me, sir.

If you can take a moment of my precious time?

I'd love to introduce you to this amazing new --

Whoop! Ee-yah!

[ Laughs ]

You know something, dear brother.

I'm beginning to think that this treasure map

that Ralphio sold you is a fake.

Fake? No way.

Ralphio wouldn't just lie, would he?

[ Yoink! ] [ Baby crying ]

It's lucky I was here.

If you had eaten this,

you would have gone to sleep for a hundred years.

Oh!

[ Growling in distance ]

Ooh, noises. Something's coming this way.

He's right!

It sounds like a hoard of evil Snowmanpires!

Naw, dude.

This isn't Snowmanpire territ-- territ-- place.

It's not? No, no, no.

It's just a lot of evil Long Underwear Wolves.

Long Underwear Wolves?! Long Underwear Wolves?!

Boo to the yiggity ya! Boo to the yiggity ya!

[ Growling ]

There's more of 'em than I thought. What do we do?

Hey, you know that new sword you keep using? Use that one.

Oh, yeah, One Big Hole Magisword!

[ Growling continues ]

Make like soldiers and fall in!

[ Voom! ] [ Screaming ]

Announcer: Seeds of the Undead!

Zombie Pumpkin: Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo.

[ Vomits ]

[ Strike! ]

Watch that first step.

It is actually a hole!

[ Yelps ] [ Chomp! ]

Zed-P! Zombie Pumpkin: [ Muffled ]

Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo!

Holes! Several consecutive holes!

Ugh!

Prohyas! [ Growls ]

Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo! [ Yelps ]

Are you okay, dear brother?

Nope! Nope, nope! Nope!

Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! No-o-o-o! Nope!

Bet he will. Have some faith in him.

Nope, no-ope, nope!

He's gonna. Several nopes!

Oh, surely he's not that doopie.

Take that! Fall in the hole!

[ Whistle! Thud! ] 5, 10, 15, 20...

Make it rain. [ Wolf growls ]

[ Boing! ]

Saved by my Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Good thing it sticks to snow!

It doesn't.

Oh. [ Sproing! ]

Ahhh! [ Thud! ]

Announcer: Magnet Magisword!

[ Muffled ] I'm saved!

Snowball Magisword!

[ Screech! ]

[ Whoosh! ]

Huh?

[ Zoom! ]

Prohyas, it's a blizzard.

We need to get to a safer area.

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

Rad Rocket?

But it's so hard to contro-o-o-o-l!

[ Whistle! Crash! ]

Done and done. You're welcome.

That's your cue to thank me.

It is a tried and true passive-aggressive --

Prohyas!

Prohy-- you're in a trance, aren't you?

Turns out I am turns out.

This creepy house over here -- i-i-it's calling to me.

Let's go in.

Vambre: Prohyas, let's discuss this, shall we?

Your trance is annoying!

Ooh, you shouldn't go in there.

[ Knock on door ]

Penny: [ Southern accent ] Come on in, y'all!

[ Door creaks ] Um, hello?

♪♪

[ Southern accent ] Well, how-de-do, you all!

Howdy. Thank you so much

for letting us intrude.

My name is Vambre, and --

Well, my name's Plasm --

Penny Plasm of the Georgiatucky Plasms.

It's been just ages since I've had a gentleman caller.

Gentleman call--? Och.

And what a sta-rong and handsome gentleman he is, too!

Why don't y'all come on in and sit a spell?

We shall. Thank you.

We should all leave.

So, that's my story.

Ever since that accident with the power tools

and the monkey claw and that doily,

I've been all on my lonesome in this lonesome old house.

But somethin' tells me I ain't gonna be lonesome much longer.

[ Smooches ]

Ooh, she's forward. Oh, that would make my day

complete, wouldn't it?

[ Smooching ] This thing you're doing

with your lips on my face,

what is that? It's called kissin',

darlin'.

Oh! So, that's what kissing is!

I think I like -- Is it weird that I like it?

Mmmmmmmm!

Prohyas: Oh, my goodness.

I am sitting right here!

Vambre: I'll ask you that you not possess my brother.

Possess him? Why, you got me wrong, sugar.

I just want him to have a nice, old visit with me.

See, Vambre? She just wants to visit.

I've never experienced anything like this,

and I think there's a solid possibility I might like it.

She's a ghost, you twit.

Vambre! Ghosts are people with feelings

just like you and me, I think, maybe.

Cor. Penny:

Come on, my lovely suitor.

Prohyas: This isn't -- this isn't a suit.

Why don't you let me give you a li'l ol' tour of the mansion?

I might like tours, too. Let's find out.

Come back with my brother, you overly friendly ghost!

Och.

I may have been unclear earlier -- we should leave.

And you were very right.

As such, we've got to find Prohyas

and get ho-- Aah! Crumbs on a bun!

Whoa, then! [ Snaps fingers ]

Not in any way good!

[ Giggling ]

This is wearing emaciated.

[ Door creaks ] Prohyas,

are you in there?!

My, you all should pardon the expression, goodness!

If you ain't purtier than a skunk

being pulled up a steep hill in a red cart!

That's... very specific,

but thank you kindly, Miss Plasm.

I think I'm in love.

[ Chuckles ]

Gee, I think you're neat, too.

We were made for each other.

Rowf! [ Smooches ] [ Muffled ]

Oh, my goodness!

[ Muffled ] Prohyas, we're going home!

You're going to get ghouls in your gums!

Ooh, yes.

Well, I'm so glad I woke up today.

Prohyas, my sweet.

I haven't seen such lovely locks since Adonis.

He was my horse.

Do you want to be possessed or something?!

Prohyas: I dunno, maybe.

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]

Huh, at least we didn't fall down the -- Ahh!

[ Boing! ]

She's unpleasant.

If you don't mind, we all would like a little priv-acy!

[ Warbling ] [ Scoffs ]

Crumbs! Some kind of a ghostly force field

has surrounded the house.

I miss Prohyas.

Well, guess you should take the hint and skee-daddle now!

I will not be conversing with an unhelpful door today,

thank you very much.

You know, we doors have faced a lot of oppression.

That's no way to talk to me.

I am not leaving without my doopy brother.

And no persnickety portal is going to prevent me!

Ooh!

I'd love to see you try, lady no-pants.

[ Scoffs ] How dare you!

Announcer: Boulder Magisword!

Crud vapors! Huh!

I bet you thought that would be my undo--

Jack Hammer Magisword!

[ Shing! Rumbling ]

My undoing! It wasn't!

Ooh! Look how impressed I am.

Care to fail again?

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

[ Coughs ]

Ooh, you okay?

[ Ka-ching! ]

Force-field dust. Force-field...dust.

Blowdryer Magisword!

Okay, it's not working.

Oh, it -- no, it's not working.

Well, that felt quite good. Please continue.

Well, if we can't get inside,

we'll just have to get Prohyas to come outside.

Yes? How?

Stop! Talking! To! Me!

Tea and cookies, my honey lamb?

Yeah. I am a honey lamb, aren't I?

[ Boing! ] Oy!

Yeah, yeah -- Oh! Right there.

Right there. Whew!

[ Muffled ] We've got to get out of here!

[ Romantic music playing ] Och.

Oh geez, we got to get him out of -- whatcha doing?

I'm stupid-calling his stupid phone.

[ Smooches ] [ Ringtone playing ]

Oh, h-hey, Penny dear, could you see if that's my phone?

Hi, there! It's Prohyas!

Oh! Prohyas.

Listen, you've got to get out of there or else --

Leave a message after the funk.

[ Funk music plays ] [ Cellphone beeps ]

Penny, darling, I could just sit here with you forever.

Forever?! Oh, do ya'll mean that, Prohyas?

Turns out I do turns out.

Prohyas, honey, I think it's time for you

to cross to the other side.

Oh, yeah. Sure.

Of course, um, like the chicken?

No. Of life!

The only way we can be together forever

is if you become a ghost, too.

Wait, whatja -- hmm, did you say a ghost?

Of course, sugar.

I is gonna make you a ghost just like me.

It'll be so romantic.

Hmm, "romantic" isn't the first word that comes to mind.

"Scary."

Yeah, scary seems like the, um, term.

Sweetie, being a ghost is a deal-breaker for me?

Also, I dislike long goodbyes

when my life is suddenly at stake.

I'll treasure our time together deeply.

Listen, Honeypot, this will go a lot quicker

if you all stand still for a moment!

Pardone?

That was decidedly close.

Close don't pay the piper, sweet pea.

That's -- that's not an expression.

Nope!

Nope! Nope, nope, nope! Nope!

No-no-nope-nope-nope! Nope!

Nope divided by nope! Equals nope!

Welp.

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

[ Zing! ]

[ Zoom! ]

Flower Power Magisword!

For you, my lady.

Oh, how lovely!

[ Sniffs ] Sneak, sneak,

sneak, sneak, sneak.

Eh, sneak, sneak.

Eh-sneak-sneakity. Nope!

Nope, n-o-o-pe! Nope, nope, nope! Nope nopity!

Again with the curtains.

Gee, I hope I still got it with me. Yeah!

It's a good thing Vambre lent this to me yesterday

when I was making tomato relleno.

[ Plonk! ]

Now where has my no-good rotten sweetheart gone to?

His ghost is upstairs. I'm merely Exhibit A.

Oh, happy day! Here I come, loverboy!

Exit, stage fright!

[ Grunts ] This door won't budge!

It's as if some ghostly force field were keeping me inside!

Vambre: You ain't just whistling "Taps."

Vambre!

You got to get me out of this mansion that is haunted!

I've tried, ya wee hen!

The same force field that's keeping you in

is keeping me out! Oy with the yelling.

You're making enough noise to wake the dead.

About that... Penny:

Where is he?!

I'll tear my sweet baboo limb from limb!

Penny's coming back! What do we do?!

I -- I don't know!

Ooh, ooh. I have an idea.

If you combine da hole with my ghosty seeds,

um, dat might work.

Yeah. Zed-P,

you are brilliant!

Gosh.

Announcer: Zombie Pumpkin Magisword!

One Big Hole Magisword!

Super teamwork combo! Super teamwork combo!

Super seed hole! Super seed hole!

[ Voom ] Ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo-ptoo.

When I get my hands on you, I'll -- [ Gulps ]

Were those seeds of the undead?

Funny you should ask. Yes.

Oh, those make me temporarily powerless!

Wow, how likely is that? Penny, look.

I was really enjoying our visit,

but to try to make someone into a ghost against their will

is like three kinds of messed up.

Vambre: Four kinds!

Uh, okay, okay, four. Four kinds of messed up.

I'm sorry I was a mite forceful with you all.

I still love you.

All my death I've waited for someone as wonderful as you.

You can't blame a girl for getting a little excited.

[ Snap! ] I am very attractive,

I realize.

Smooth. House:

Uh! Don't hang out in me.

Would you please reconsider and stay with me anyway, sugar?

I love y'all like I've never done loved

no anybody ever before. Ever.

Oh, Penny. I'm completely new to -- whaddyacall it?

Vambre: Affection. Yeah, that.

I think you're way neat,

but I don't think I'm ready to cease living for anyone yet.

I'm -- [Sniffles] I'm sorry.

Farewell, Penny. [ Cries ]

It's a long trip home.

Yes, and I'm sad now.

Hey, I know what'll take your mind off it.

Singing.

♪ There once was a woodchuck, and his name was Floyd ♪

♪ He did so much gnawing, his friends got annoyed ♪

♪ "Oh Floyd," said his buddies, "all work and no play ♪

♪ make Floyd a dull woodchuck, so let's play today" ♪

You guys are the best.

Oh, I don't think I'll ever get over Prohyas.

I'll never love anybody else as long as --

[ Doorbell rings ]

Excuse me. I, Phil, have been following

this treasure map I stole, and I've become lost!

Can you tell Phil, who is me,

how to get back to the main road?

Main road, nothin'!

I'll take you to Smoochville!

[ Screams ]

Even when Phil loses, he wins!

House: No!

No one's gonna fix me, are they?

♪♪