Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

♪♪

Announcer: In Transylberia! Brrr!

Wow! It's so cold.

How cold is it? It's so cold,

cops are yelling "thaw" instead of "freeze"!

Pbht!

Yeah. Pbht! Thank you,

Zed-P.

It is my turn to make a funny. [ Clears throat ]

It's so cold in Transylberia that my legs have gone blue.

Um, wait. I thought you were wearing tights this entire time.

How dare you speak to me that way.

Right, right, your whole no-pants policy.

I'm just gonna keep walking now.

[ Scoffs ] Disrespectful.

So, what's it like being on a mission back home, buddy?

It's been quite a while since we first found you here.

Ooh, it's nice.

Oh, yeah, Duder?

You miss the weather, or...?

Ooh. It's good to see old friends.

Oh? Like who, Zed-P?

Ooh, like that tree over there. He's Jeff.

Ooh, and that one over there! He's Jeff.

Oh, and that one is --

Jeff?

No. That one's Derek.

He's dead to me.

[ Laughs ] Wow.

It's so cold in Transylberia, even the plants

give each other the cold should-- Oh!

[ Clank ] Ding-dong.

Who's there? Prohyas, look!

Meh? Oh!

Wow. Spacious. No, silly.

It's the Ice Posy that Omnibus wanted us to get!

[ Squeals ] How convenient!

Um...[ Grunts ] Vambre, a little help?

Too busy staring at the Ice Posy.

Handle it. No matter!

This looks like a job for...

Announcer: Cuppa Joe Magisword!

Prohyas: Lukewarm, please, I have sensitive skin.

Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.

Ah, coffee, you never let me down.

Enjoy the view, sis?

Quite.

But I can't help thinking,

if the posy is completely unguarded,

why didn't Omnibus just fetch it himself?

Ah! I am Omnibus, and --

Oh, good, you're here! Uh, we found it.

There's the, um, there's the posy.

Go ahead and... just take it.

Uh, I can't! Why not?

It's five feet away from you.

I, the great Omnibus, did not materialize my arms!

Well, can't you just materialize them now?

They rather busy at the moment.

[ Glass shatters ]

Anywho, I -- [ Sniffs ] You smell

something burning?

My scones!

Well, let's grab the posy and get out of here!

Way ahead of you, little brother. Get it?

Announcer: Pencil Magisword!

Ah ha! C'est magnifique!

[ Screams ] Whoa!

Oof!

Wow, I totally did not see that coming.

Consider helping.

[ Screams ]

I'm gonna help real good --

with my good buddy! Ooh, who?

Y-You. You, Zombie Pumpkin.

It's -- it's you. Ooh, really?

Of course, buddy!

You've got those awesome plant-battling powers!

Ooh, um...

Announcer: Radiator Magisword!

Consider helping faster! Ooh,

I just, ooh...

I know what you need, duder!

Announcer:

Ooh!

[ Chomp! ] All right.

Lets wrap 'em up, buddy!

Announcer: Seeds of the Undead!

Pah-too-too-too! [ Growls ]

Too easy, huh? How about a spin on an old favorite?

Pah-too-too-too- too-too-too!

[ Wind whistling ]

[ Growls ]

[ Snap! Thud! ]

Bam! Vine-housed.

Thank you,

[ Blows ] Ooh!

Spot on, Zombie Pumpkin!

Yeah, buddy. That ra-awked!

Ooh, shucks.

Announcer: The next day, at Warriors for Hire Headquarters!

Lightning bolt! So, ZP, as a reward

for wrangling that dern ice posy

for that silly old guy, Omnibus --

Hey!

I, the great Omnibus, do not appreciate being called --

Eek! Announcer:

Kite Magisword!

Be gone, disembodied head!

Oh! Sorry, Omnibus! You startled me!

Sorrow! Sorrow and woe!

[ Twinkle! ]

With that out of the way, your reward is little pumpkins

from our patch, buddy. Chow down, amigo.

Ooh! [ Chomp! ]

Burp!

That one made Zombie Pumpkin's breath smell like peppermint.

Ooh, fresh and tasty.

Like that one, little dude?

Ooh, yeah. Try this one.

It's blue, so it must be good.

It is food law. [ Chomp! ]

Oh! Kooky.

Blu-u-u-u-u-e.

How about this peculiar one?

Ooh! [ Chomp! ]

[ French accent ] Sacre ble-u-u-u-u!

I don't -- I don't understand what that is.

En garde! Ooh!

Gah! Ha!

[ Boing! ]

Hey, want to be in my troupe, little fella?

Ibi ibi ibi. That is

some filthy language.

Cheese and crackers! Ee-bi!

Goodness, that was close!

Li'l bit. Hot dang, Zombie Pumpkin.

You're gettin' stronger and stronger, ain't ya?

Ooh. Poof! Strong?

I suppose that's enough for one day.

Announcer: Later! High tea time

is my favorite time.

Yes, quite. [ Whispering ]

Cuppa Joe Magisword!

Yeah, that's the stuff.

Mysterious Hooded Woman: Two sugars for me, please.

[ Ka-ching! ] [ Spits ]

How'd you even get in here?!

That is unimportant.

But what is important is the safety of my new home.

You have a new home, Ducky?

I need you two to protect my house

from the giant Smashroom stomping around my property.

If not stopped, I fear I may soon be homeless.

Smashroom? Do you mean those giant fungi

that stalk the Deepest Darkest Woods?

Can't let that happen.

And Zombie Pumpkin is perfect for the job!

Gonna help us out, duder?

Ooh, ooh. Yeah.

We'll do it, Madam.

Hey! We said we'll do it.

[ Fizzle! ]

No, it's fine. No, it's fine, it's fine.

Announcer: Soon, in the Deepest Darkest Woods.

Okay, that is really creepy.

Oh, really? I think her home is adorable.

Yeah, exactly!

Why would the spooky lady live in Pumpkin Playland?!

[ Growl! Rumble! ] The Smashroom

approaches!

Quick, to the house!

Time for some en-gardening.

Still hungry, buddy?

Ooh, ooh, yeah.

All right. Yee-haw!

Get your grub on, tough guy.

[ Chomp! ]

Burp! [ Rumble ]

[ Roars ]

[ Roars ]

All right budd-ay, let's do this!

Heeya!

Announcer: Zombie...uh...mushmasher?

No. Uh...hyaa again!

Announcer: Zombie...fungus fist?

No, sorry. What's wrong,

li'l buddy?

Ooh, I-I can't. What do you mean

you can't?

No, I can't. I --

You're a plant-fighting magisword! Of course you can!

Prohyas, calm down.

He's clearly too scared to fight.

No, no, I can't. [ Groans ]

No. See?

How can he fight if he's scared out of his gourd?

No! Not, neh, no. [ Cries ]

Oh, we can't just sit here and do nothing.

Prohyas, try to calm him down

while I keep the overgrown pizza topping busy.

Come on, little buddy. You have nothing to worry about.

You've handled big, tough plants before, buddy.

[ Groans ]

You can do it! Can't.

Right, you funky fungus!

Your days of pumpkin-smashing are over!

Announcer: Wickersnapper Magisword!

♪♪

Ha!

Not mush-room in there, is there?

[ Roars ] What?

Prohyas: Wicker is made from trees, Vambre!

Okay, then.

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

Heeya!

[ Slurp! Gulp! ]

[ Pop! ]

What?! That doesn't even make sense.

Prohyas: Gum, also made of trees, Vambre!

Come on. Are you serious?

Chicle, Vambre! It comes from rubber trees!

Geez, that's what you get

for not paying attention in arbory class.

Vambre: You didn't pay attention in any other class!

Anyway, I'm sorry. What were we talking about? Oh, yeah.

Please, pretty please help us, you handsome, powerful thing!

[ Creaking ]

[ Crying ] Please!

No wood? No problem.

Announcer: Oinkus Oinkus Magisword!

No tree in this little piggy!

[ Screeches, roars ]

Wi-wi-wi-wi-wi! Aaah!

Who's my big, strong, handsome boy, huh?

Oof! Okay. Well, nothing is working so far.

Zombie Pumpkin would really solve this quick, you know?

How's he doing?

Not much headway. Come on, ZP, eat up.

[ Whimpers ] You love this.

It makes you strong, remember?

Mmm, tasty? Yum yum, eat it up?

Ready to kick Smashroom butt now, buddy?

[ Whimpers ] Blegh.

Prohyas, he's obviously too scared to eat.

[ Roars ]

I shan't let that beast best us.

I'll keep it at bay.

Prohyas, find a way to pump up Zed-P's morale!

Prohyas: I'm trying.

Still scared, little buddy?

No. I can't.

Well, then, maybe a song will cheer you up!

♪ Oh, I don't mean to fuss, and I don't mean to whine ♪

♪ If ya don't help us, pumpkin, we're all gonna die ♪

♪ The Smashroom is gonna stomp on all our heads ♪

♪ And it's hard to pay rent when we have all expired ♪

Ooh, I failed you?!

No! [ Cries ]

Prohyas, you were supposed to comfort him, not terrorize him.

Sorry, Vambre. I just tells it like it is!

Look, why don't you give it a try, Vambre?

He thinks your voice is pretty!

Like marshmallows and candy floss and honeysuckle.

What?! Och, Okay.

The only one I know is that tune Nana Warrior taught me.

I -- I don't know. [ Drums play ]

♪ Hey, there, little warrior ♪

♪ When things are grim and times unsure ♪

♪ Just tell yourself you'll make it through ♪

♪ With friends and comrades here with you ♪

Ahem, comrade?

Ha, I'm on it!

♪ Bravery's not a lonely thing ♪ Nyah!

Yah! ♪ It soars aloft

on friendship's wings ♪

♪ A helping hand you need to find ♪

Eee!

♪ Well, go ahead and just take mine ♪

And mi-i-i-i-ne!

♪ No one's strength is just their own ♪

♪ We fight for family, friends, and home ♪

♪ Ho-o-o-o-me ♪

It's true! It's so true!

Pumpkin buddy, I love you!

You're my little guy!

[ Roars ]

Sweet monkey. Chunky. Bunky.

Ready to stuff that mushroom, Zed-P?

Ooh, yeah.

Announcer: Zombie bu-- ugh.

Oh, come on! Aw, boo.

I thought the song worked.

Well, I mean, I feel way better,

but I got plant-hurting powers.

Smashroom's a fungus.

Zounds. I am the dumbest.

I should absolutely have known that.

But why didn't you say so sooner?

I tri-i-i-ied!

[ Sniffs ]

Ooh! O-o-o-ooh!

Zombie Pumpkin, where are you going?!

This is no time to hide!

Whoa!

Zed-P, if you have to use the little Magisword's room,

you can just ask me politely.

[ Screaming, crash, thud ] Aah! Ohh!

[ Groans ] Prohyas,

are you okay?

[ Mumbles ] Ooh!

Dop! Dop!

[ Muffled ] What's up, ZP? Peh!

Wait a minute. If different pumpkins

affect Zombie Pumpkin in different ways,

then a giant pumpkin seed... Of course!

You want this little giant pumpkin seed?

Ehh? Ehh? Ooh!

[ Chomp! ] Eh.

Burp! Ooh.

Okay, okay, get him out!

Get him out! Get him out! Get him out! Get

him out! Get him out!

[ Crash ] [ Roars ]

Not at all good.

[ Roars ]

Announcer: Uh, Tomato Magisword!

Uh, On-Onion Magisword!

Uh, C-Celery Magisword!

[ Roars ]

It's not working!

We're only making him angry and more delicious-smelling!

Whoa-ho-ho-ho!

♪♪

Zombie Pumpkin, you're huge!

Do you think you can kick his giant patoot now, buddy?

Yeah, bro. Yeah, I can do that.

Announcer: Zombie Pumpkin Magisword Vs. Smashroom!

Whoo! Whoo!

Kick his fungal butt! I know

what'll help!

Foam Finger Magisword!

Whoo! Go, ZP!

Och.

[ Growls ]

[ Gulps ] Vambre, before we're mashed like potatoes,

I have a confession -- sometimes I wear your cape

while you're asleep.

Vambre: What?! No hurt friends anymo-o-o-o-re!

Ooh, you smell tasty!

[ Chomp! ]

Ptoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

You did it, Zombie Pumpkin!

You're just as capable as we thought!

Thank you, Warriors, for saving most of my home.

[ Screams ] Stop doing that!

You have valiantly slain the Smashroom.

Here is your payment -- uh, minus roof repairs.

Sorry, Madame, but that honor

goes to Zombie Pumpkin Magisword.

Heck yes, it does. You're the best, ZP!

Oh, thank you -- Bler.

[ Pop! ]

[ Echoing ] Ooh, pardon me, dude.

Woe is Omnibus.

I made poor magical choices.

Wallow. Cry -- oh?

Huzzah!

My pancakes, and also my arms.

Well, of course I am 25% reunited.

For I am Omnibus the --

♪♪