Original subtitles

♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

[ Upbeat music plays ]

Announcer: In the Kingdom of Rhyboflaven --

Nature!

[ Humming upbeat tune ]

[ Humming continues ]

[ Coughing ]

Aw, man! You couldn't wait till you got home to do that?

It wasn't me!

It was that weird flying hippo-lizard thing!

You're a cat in a sandbox.

What's the more likely explanation?

That is an offensive cat stereotype,

and I'm not playing with you anymore!

Aw...

[ Continues humming ]

One box of candied broccoli, please. Thank you!

Hey!

Oh! Is that fresh dragon aroma broccoli?

I'll take a whole bushel!

Uh...sure. [ Smack! ]

Uh, these hedges are getting a little long.

Better call those warriors again.

[ Humming ]

The end of the world is here -- again!

[ Thud! ] I'm blind now.

Announcer: Soon, at the Cave of Stuff!

So, I say to the elf kid, "Ocarina?

More like, MOCK-erina!"

[ Laughs ] Excellent.

Oh, no. Here comes Grup.

He smells like a Trollblin's sock drawer lately.

You got to tell him!

No way, bruh! Just pinch your nose, like I do.

I can't!

I don't have any skin to pinch!

[ Stammering ] Jar ham!

[ Grunts ] [ Grup continues humming ]

Hey, guys. Looking good.

[ Both sighing ]

[ Grunting ]

Oh, no.

You have a ham nose.

[ Laughs ]

It's funny 'cause it's true.

Ow.

Announcer: Soon, at Witch Way headquarters, rivals!

Gah! I can't believe those steel-swinging commoners,

the Warriors for Hire,

made the cover of Mercenaries Monthly

before we did!

[ Growls ]

Did you hear that this is one

of the highest-selling issues to date?!

Uh, that could be because you keep buying them,

just so you can burn them.

Silence!! [ Sarcastically ]

Silence.

[ Humming ] Are you mocking me?

Mocking.

Oh, cat got your tongue?

Ahh! No!

[ Both screaming ]

What is that horrible stench?!

Stench!

It smells like that hair ball you coughed up two weeks ago!

That is an offensive cat stereo--

Look!

It's coming from that lame excuse

for a dragon that lives with the Warriors!

Finally, something we can use to knock those warriors down a peg!

What do you say, Gateaux?

If you got the tattle, I've got the tail!

You don't have a tail! What's up with that, by the way?

Don't want to talk about it!

Announcer: Later, at Warriors for Hire headquarters, Splamf!

-We are warriors, are we not? -That we are, Sis.

Have we not wrestled with dinosaurs and survived?

Triumphantly.

Have we not faced sorcerers, giant spiders, and robo-piggehs,

and lived to tell the tale?!

True...that.

Then can it not be assured that if we can survive all of that,

we can survive...

a merely unpleasant fragrance being emitted by our sensitive

dragon friend?

You know it.

Gurugh... Lunchtime!

A salad for Vambre,

and a mollusk steak for Prohyas!

[ Both groaning ]

I hope you enjoy the tasty meal I made just for you,

my bestest friends in the whole world!

[ Both laughing awkwardly ]

Oh! How about a bit of garnish, Brother?

Announcer: Celery Magisword! [ Zap! ]

Oh...wink.

Announcer: Onion Magisword!

[ Both sniffing, gulping ]

[ Both laughing awkwardly ] Yay!

Grup, would you be a dear and go to my room and fetch my, uh,

silver-plated salad fork?

Okay!

It's no use -- The smell is still affecting the taste!

There's only one thing to do!

Announcer: Plunger Magisword!

Ah, I get it! Announcer:

Wad of Gum Magisword!

[ Gulps ]

[ Sighs of relief ]

[ Doorbell ringing ]

Both: [Muffled] Welcome to Warriors for Hire,

where your issue is our mission!

Uh, hey, guys.

Princess Zange?

Hate to be all harsh-mellows on you guys,

but a formal anonymous complaint has been lodged against you

due to your adorable blue air polluter.

Anonymous? Anonymous?

[ Evil laughter ]

Gateaux: Anonymous.

Of course.

Anyways, village ordinances state

that you have to keep a creature like him clean

for us to allow him to continue to

live in your house.

So, do me a solid, and give the little guy a bath or something,

by, like, the end of the day, or he has to move out. M'kay?

Yes, Princess. Yes, Princess.

Catch ya later, V and P!

Wow. This is more serious than I thought.

I've always been tolerant of a certain amount of filth,

it just comes with -- Being a warrior?

No. Having a brother. Hey!

But true.

This has gone too far!

We're the Royal Court's official go-to warriors now,

and things like this may threaten that position.

But Grup is so sensitive! I don't want

to hurt his feelings

by telling him he's stinking up the kingdom!

Nor do I.

Perhaps there's another way we can clean him up

with him being none the wiser.

I found your silver-plated salad fork!

Announcer: Later that day!

Hey, guys, why is there a trail of sand on the floor? Ooh?

Grup, you've arrived! We can finally get started!

What's all this?

Duder, you're just in time for...

Both: The annual Warriors for Hire

bubble fun, indoor beach party!

Yay! I like bubbles! Where are they?

Why, they're right here -- inside this hot tub!

And underneath the bubbles is a delightful

tub full of hot water!

Oh, no!! Since this is

your first time,

you get the honor of going in first!

Aren't you lucky?!

No!!

No, no, no!!

[ Gasping ]

What was that all about?

Who doesn't love a bubbly hot tub?

Well, I guess it's time to think of another plan.

V-Vambre, what are you doing?

Right now, this is best plan.

All right, but only for 10 minutes.

Announcer: 20 minutes later!

Doodoo-doodoo.... Hey, Grup, can you help us out

with our training exercises?

Sure! All you need to do is hold

this hoop in front of you,

and we're going to practice shooting things through the

hoop with our Magiswords.

Got it?

Okay. Ready!

Here we go!

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Rapid spritz!

Announcer: Snowball Magisword!

Slush bombs!

[ Grunting ]

Ohhh, nooo!

Both: Crud muffins.

Yeah, I guess that's enough training for today.

Thanks, Grup.

Och.

[ Thud! ]

[ Shing! ]

Thanks for posing for this painting for me, Grup.

Now, hold perfectly still.

Just got back from Slugburger with my order!

O-o-ops! [ Screams ]

Och!

Grup, please come down from there!

No! You guys have been acting beard all day,

and I don't like it!

It's okay, duder. Just relax and come down and I'll show you

my favorite Magisword trick -- dolphin water!

Dolphin wa-- You guys are doing this on purpose?!

Oh! I'm getting out of here!

Ohhh! No, Grup, wait!

Prohyas: Come back, buddy!

Oooh!!

Both: Grup!

Oooh!

Both: Come back, Grup!

We just wanna get you wet!

[ Screams ]

Both: Aagh!!

Hi, Hambus! Bye, Hambus!

Nice try, rookie. I'm a pig. [ Stink line groans ]

Both: Grup!

Eek! Stink!

Both: There he is!

Aw, nuts.

"Oh, Harriet," I says, "Harriet, how's the weather?"

And she says --

[ All screaming ]

Grup: Oooh!

Get back here, you! Get back here, you!

Lady: Hey, the warrior siblings are taking care

of the stinky dragon hippo thing, what stinks.

[ Unenthusiastic cheering ]

Man: That's great. Man #2: That's fantastic.

Eee! A rock!

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

[ Shing! ]

Gah! A sword place!

[ Gasping ]

Grup, relax! This will be quick and painless!

[ Gulps ] Eee!

[ Dolphin squeaks ]

Ah, no!! Huh?

Prohyas, why are you doing this?!

I thought we were pals!

We are pals, Grup,

and pals let pals shoot each other with water!

I read that somewhere.

-No!! -Come on, duder!

I don't appreciate this!

[ Grunts ]

Come on, come on, come on,

come on, come on, come on, come on!!

[ Sighs ] Buddy, you leave me no choice.

Announcer: Raincloud Magisword!

-Ooh! Spiffy! New sword? -Yeah. I bought it a week ago.

Ralphio says it's good for watering plants

and other filthy things.

[ Screams ] [ Thunder booms ]

Hmm?

How is lightning supposed to help?

Look, I'm having a day here, okay?

Gah! Moisture! No!

[ Screams ]

Grup, no! It's okay!

Well, that was perfunctory.

You're a funk factory.

[ Screams ]

[ Panting ]

-The door's locked. -Surely, he'll listen to reason!

Reason!!

Hey, wait! We own other doors!

Let's go! Let's go!

[ Growling ]

Rats.

[ Screams ]

Whoa! [ Thud! ]

-Who locks a secret entrance? -I do! [ Laughs ]

Let us in, Grup!

Grup: No! You guys are

acting crazy beans!

At least we know he's not going anywhere.

Wait a minute -- That's it.

I have best plan.

Announcer: Hook Magisword!

Retractable Ladder Magisword!

Both: Super teamwork combo -- Extreme Crane Game!

Grup: Noo!!

Excellent! Excellent!

Gah!

And now, with Grup unable to run away...

Announcer: Raincloud Magisword!

Dolphin Magisword!

Both: Additional super teamwork combo -- Downpour of Doom!

Grup: "No!" once more.

[ House creaking ]

Ooh! He's got to be drenched!

Hmm...this door is more wiggly than most days.

Announcer: Diving Suit Magisword!

[ Crash! ]

[ Gasping ]

Ugh. Bblblbl! Ugh. Bblblbl!

Huh? Wha?

[ Air hissing ]

He's still dry, still smelly?

We nearly destroyed our house for a not-working plan?

[ Stammering ]

Hang on, I'm stuck in my scuba suit.

Oof! Oh, I'm having a day.

Oh, let me help you up there, duder.

Thanks, Prohya--

I mean, "No! Stop it!"

All day, you've both been acting so weird,

trying to get me all wet!

I thought you two were my friends!

Why would you want to get me wet?!

How could you be so cruel?

Oh, bloo, bloo, bloo! Oh, Grup,

we've been terrible friends.

We should've been straight with you right from the start.

What do you mean?

-You currently have... -An odor.

I don't understand.

Seriously? Seriously?

You smell like a rotting carcass!

Your musk is a muskn't!

Yeah, still not getting it.

You reek like a stinkbug's tube socks!

Your stench is broccoli cow dung!

Please continue.

Your fragrance is foul!

Your reek is repulsive!

And repugnant!

Grup, you stink! Grup, you stink!

Oh! Now I get it!

I thought you guys were really mad at me!

Why would you think that?

We wuv you to bits! Goo!

Oh, and I wuv you, too! Goo.

But a dragon must never, ever, ever get wet!

Putting a dragon in water for more than two minutes

can be really painful, you guys, even deadly.

I thought you guys knew that.

Didn't they teach you about it in dragon school?

Uh...

It must be time for me to molt!

[ Grunts ]

Ah!

Dude! Dude!

My word!

That was weird!

[ Sniffs ] Springtime fresh!

Oh, it's good to have you back, buddy.

With a tolerable scent, too!

Although, uh, what do we do with...

[ Groans ] with this stinkeddy-shed skin?

Hmm...I know! Hmm...I know!

Announcer: At Witch Way Headquarters!

Dreary!

Hook Magisword!

Welcome to Witch Way headquarters --

Presti-digitating a better tomorrow!

[ Sniffing ] Tomorr-oh...

Ahh! Gateaux!

What is that stench?! Oh, my...

Destroy the stink source! Ahh!

It's on my boot! Not my boot!

[ Playing upbeat tune ]