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♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The mighty magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Flan!

I need a 3-letter word meaning "man's best friend."

It is I, your good friend, Omnibus the Accumulator. And I--

No, no that's 44 letters.

-I didn't say it. -Who did?

It is I, your good friend, Omnibus the Accumulator.

And I-- -No, no, no that's 45 letters.

-I didn't say that. -Then who did?

It is I, Omnibus the... Hmm.

It is I, Omnibus the Accumulator! And I--

Omnibus! Thank goodness you're here.

We need a 3-letter word meaning "man's best friend."

Dispense with the frivolities!

The Great Omnibus has a task for you.

A task?

What do you want us to do? Find a rare artifact?

Rid your home of a band of ferocious beasts?

-Yay! Beasts! -Well, no.

You see, I'm going away to an antique show,

and I wanted you two to house-sit while I'm gone.

I'll pay you handsomely if you do so.

Mm, I don't know.

There's a lot of important stuff we need to do around here.

Yeah, like, we haven't even finished

our crossword puzzle yet. I listed one thing...

What if I promised to bring you back some nachos

from the concession stand?

[ Doorbell rings ] -Well, this'll be fun!

Indeed! A magical collector's house

will be full of interesting objects.

You poofed us through the door.

Why didn't you "poof us" here from our house?

Your taxes pay for the roads.

It's only right you should get some use out of them.

Come, let me show you your duties.

You must guard my priceless collection of everything.

Also, make sure you do not let anybody into the house.

There are 57 other rooms in the house.

[ Elevator bell dings ]

Let me tell you which ones to stay out of.

All of them! And don't touch a thing!

Do you hear me? Not one thing!

I'll be back at precisely 5:00,

and if I find one thing out of place, I'll turn you into toads!

Well, so long kids! Have fun!

-Cannot touch that. -Can't touch that.

Can't touch that. -Cannot touch that.

[ Both groan ]

Well, if we can't do anything in here, maybe we should

go outside and goof around with our Magiswords?

And what a splendid day for it, too!

There's not a cloud in the sky.

[ Thunderclap ]

-[ Both sigh ] [ Doorbell rings ]

-Aah! -What? Let me see!

-Aah! -Told ya.

Omnibus told us not to let anyone in.

What should we do?

Well, we got to at least see what he wants.

Good afternoon, good people.

I am Jest-o. Jest-o the Best-o.

An itinerate purveyor of jollity and joy.

Please allow this humble maker of mirth to enter

your domicile until the nasty, nasty, rainstorm passes.

Both: Hmm, warrior huddle.

I know what you're thinking, and I'm trepidatious.

I know, I know, but it's raining super hard

and I'm bored out of my skull.

Me, too. What is the worst that could occur, yes?

Okay, Jest-o you can come in for a while.

Thank you. Thank you, sire!

Yikes with the water!

Oh, I owe you two a debt of gratitude for letting me in.

Show 'em a good time there, Jest-o. Move it! Move it!

-Allow me to entertain you! -Are those possums?

Wouldn't that be easier if you put your stick down?

This is no mere stick, my friend! This is a --

Announcer: Taunting Jester Magisword!

Both: Ooh!

Wow, I've never seen a Magisword like that be--

Get back in line, solider! That's an order!

-Um, yes. Y-yes. -Let's see.

What is there to entertain you fine folks with in here?

-Hey, wait a minute. -Don't touch anything!

Ooh!

Just look at all this beautiful crockery.

Beautiful and fragile!

There's a lot of fun to be had here, Jest-o!

Make it happen, boy! Make it happen!

I bet you two warriors would have some real fun

with this stuff!

Both: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

We will not be having "fun" with Omnibus' rare dishes!

We're supposed to be keeping these things safe!

-So there should be no -- -Oh, there shall.

-[ Both groan ] -You're gonna get on up there!

You're gonna grab them fancy pants dish-a-mahoos,

and you are gonna have fun!

Both: Yeah. Yeah!

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Why shouldn't I have fun?

Announcer: Electric Eel Magisword!

Do I not deserve a good time?

We've stacked all the dishes except for this cup.

I can't reach high enough to put it on top.

I can!

Announcer: Retractable Ladder Magisword.

[ Dishware shatters ] -Well, anyway, this one is okay.

Aah! [ Dishware shatters ]

My goodness, you've certainly made a mess of things.

A mess? Good green gravy! We made a mega mess!

How could we have let this happen?!

We gotta clean this up now!

Oh, fiddly-foo. They've stopped having fun.

What? We need fun on the double, soldier!

There has got to be some more fun to be had in here!

Both: Hey! Come back here!

This will doodily-doo quite nicely.

Whatever it is you're doing, don't.

My dear warriors, inspiration has struck!

No, I don't like inspiration! You made me dislike inspiration!

We have to fill up this tub with lime gelatin, stat,

and get you guys in there!

It will be fun fun bo-bun!

-The tub. -Gelatin.

-Us? -Us?

The level of nope is overwhelming.

They won't let the fun happen!

Inconceivable!

-That word. I don't think -- -♪ Fill that tub with gelatin ♪

♪ I won't stop till you go in ♪

Both: ♪ No way, one, two ♪

♪ Have fun, three, four ♪

Oh, my goodness!

Nothing sounds more fun than doing this thing!

Indeed, it does, ever so!

I'm glad I packed our bathing suits

for just such an occasion. -What?

Both: Whoo-hoo! Whoo!

Announcer: Plunger Magisword!

Bunch Of Little Holes Magisword!

Clapping Magisword!

Slingshot Magisword!

Blowdryer Magisword!

Ground Pound Magisword!

Yah!

Both: [ Laugh ] Huh?

Wow, it looks like you guys had a real honey of a hootenanny!

Your hootenannies are gonna get us turned into toads!

Little toadies! -Toads only live 10 years!

Oh, dear, they stopped having fun again.

Oh, no, no, no, no. No!

Both: No more fun! [ Door slams ]

How could this have happened?

We knew that we weren't supposed to touch anything.

Do we have the brain worms?

Was our protein intake insufficient? A third thing?

If we ever see that creepy little harlequin ever again,

it will be too -- -Hey, I just thought

of another really super-duper fundy-fun idea!

Both: How did you get back in?!

I knew you guys would be ready to hear it.

A mock battle. Just think of it --

two brave and skillful warriors, displaying their prowess

in the sham battle of the century.

Such fire! Such grace!

The beauty of the human body in motion! What do you say?

Where did that rascule -- Aah! -Aah!

Nothin's more fun than beating the snot out of each other!

Don't talk about my snot.

Fighting each other isn't our idea of fun, dude.

It's fun because I say it's fun!

Now get on in there and spar, ya maggots!

March! March! March!

Why am I not mopping the floor with my sister right now?!

For it is I, who shall disinfect the linoleum with your visage!

All right, when I say go, you take five paces,

choose your weapons, and come out fighting.

Got that? Ready, set, go!

Announcer: Frog Missile Magisword!

Pogo Stick Magisword!

Dairy Product Magisword! -Butter Blast!

Announcer: Boulder Magisword!

Muscly Arm Magisword! -Gah!

Announcer: Little Blue Bomb Magisword!

[ Explosion ]

Boomerang Magisword!

[ Thud ]

Did we really just do what I think we just did?

I'd like to say no, but...yeah. Yeah, we did.

[ Both scream ]

-[ Growls ] -Fuss.

Oh, is the fun over already? It was just getting good.

Okay, Mister the Worst-o.

Ooh-hoo, that's quite clever.

We're gonna be toads who are dead

and probably set on fire because of you!

How are you making us do these things we'd never do?!

Oh, that? It's the Taunting Jester Magisword.

He's controlling you. Oh, he's also controlling me.

Yes, fun's the source of his power. Ain't he a pip?

Did you hear that?

Yep. We gotta get that Magisword away from him, pront-o!

Ha-ha! It's like my name, but different!

[ Growls ]

Announcer: Wickersnapper Magisword!

All right, solider, when I say "frog," you jump!

You got it, Taunty Baby!

Frog!

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!

Announcer: Exploding Bubble Magisword!

-[ Inhales, exhales ] -Hup!

[ Whispering indistinctly ] Ah, you're whispering

conspiratorially.

Hey! Hey! No whispering in the ranks!

Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword!

Blowdryer Magisword!

Both: Super Teamwork Combo! Forever Blowing Bubbles!

[ Muffled shouting ]

-Announcer: Hook Magisword! -Come here, you.

Oh. Thanks, guys. Bye.

Bye?

Huh. [ Alarm beeping ]

It's 4:59 and 15 seconds.

We've got to clean this place up before Omnibus gets here,

or else -- or else he's gonna...

[ Laughing ]

Is something funny, dear brother?

We're utterly and completely doomed! [ Laughs ]

Oh.

[ Both laughing ]

Is it I, Omnibus the Accumulator!

Omnibus?

[ Both laughing ]

What's so funny, if I may be so bold?

Oh, we broke all your stuff! [ Laughs ]

We're really sorry about it, okay?

All of my stuff? Broken?! All of it?!

Well, not all of it exactly. Just one or two teensy tiny...

[ Stifles laugh ] Yeah, all of it.

[ Laughing ]

Okay, now he's laughing. This just got real and I'm scared.

So you're not angry?

No. You see, I just bought doubles of everything I own

at the antique show.

I had so much fun buying everything the first time,

I thought I'd really live it up and buy it all over again.

So you're not gonna turn us into toads?

Heavens, no! That was the best laugh I've had in years!

And besides, I still have all my stuff.

But tell me, how did you happen to cause

of all this destruction?

Oh, we let a jester named Jest-o in out of the rain,

and his Taunting Jester Magisword

hypnotized us into wrecking absolutely everything.

You know, when you say it like that,

it makes it sound improbable? -Oh, that's very strange.

The only Jest-o I know of is my prized statue!

-Both: Statue? -See? It's right over there!

This statue is my most treasured possession.

To be honest, I have no idea where it came from.

Oh, it's very, um, spooky. Yes, yes, it -- it matches

your drapes very nicely.

Spooky's the word I was...yeah, yeah, it's, um, it's amazing.

Mm-hmm, not to mention...

Uh, so do we still get paid?

Of course not!

I hired you to guard my things, and you broke them instead!

Then you laughed. It was weird. No money, my dear boy.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I dig.

Um, can we at least have the nachos?

[ Mouth full ] I gue-- I guess it could have gone a lot worse.

[ Mouth full ] Mmm, and we got a new Magisword!

Listen here, Sergeant Sass!

We're your owners now, and we call the shots!

Come on, you gold bricks! March! March! On the double!

Left, right, left, right, left, right!

Prohyas: I could not have foreseen this outcome.

♪♪