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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:02,000 ♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪ 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪ 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 ♪ It's the name and career ♪ 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,000 ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪ 5 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,000 ♪ Siblings who quest ♪ 6 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪ 7 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 ♪ Which is what they do best ♪ 8 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,000 ♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪ 9 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 ♪ They have special tools ♪ 10 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,000 ♪ For which they are fools ♪ 11 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 ♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪ 12 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:21,000 ♪ The mighty magi...swords ♪ 13 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:24,000 Announcer: Mighty Magiswords! 14 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Flan! 15 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 I need a 3-letter word meaning "man's best friend." 16 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,000 It is I, your good friend, Omnibus the Accumulator. And I-- 17 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:39,000 No, no that's 44 letters. 18 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,000 -I didn't say it. -Who did? 19 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:43,000 It is I, your good friend, Omnibus the Accumulator. 20 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,000 And I-- -No, no, no that's 45 letters. 21 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,000 -I didn't say that. -Then who did? 22 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:50,000 It is I, Omnibus the... Hmm. 23 00:00:51,000 --> 00:00:53,000 It is I, Omnibus the Accumulator! And I-- 24 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:55,000 Omnibus! Thank goodness you're here. 25 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,000 We need a 3-letter word meaning "man's best friend." 26 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:58,000 Dispense with the frivolities! 27 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,000 The Great Omnibus has a task for you. 28 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:02,000 A task? 29 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,000 What do you want us to do? Find a rare artifact? 30 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,000 Rid your home of a band of ferocious beasts? 31 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:07,000 -Yay! Beasts! -Well, no. 32 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:09,000 You see, I'm going away to an antique show, 33 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:12,000 and I wanted you two to house-sit while I'm gone. 34 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,000 I'll pay you handsomely if you do so. 35 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Mm, I don't know. 36 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 There's a lot of important stuff we need to do around here. 37 00:01:17,000 --> 00:01:19,000 Yeah, like, we haven't even finished 38 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,000 our crossword puzzle yet. I listed one thing... 39 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:22,000 What if I promised to bring you back some nachos 40 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,000 from the concession stand? 41 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,000 [ Doorbell rings ] -Well, this'll be fun! 42 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:28,000 Indeed! A magical collector's house 43 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,000 will be full of interesting objects. 44 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:32,000 You poofed us through the door. 45 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,000 Why didn't you "poof us" here from our house? 46 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,000 Your taxes pay for the roads. 47 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,000 It's only right you should get some use out of them. 48 00:01:38,000 --> 00:01:40,000 Come, let me show you your duties. 49 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:44,000 You must guard my priceless collection of everything. 50 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:48,000 Also, make sure you do not let anybody into the house. 51 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 There are 57 other rooms in the house. 52 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:51,000 [ Elevator bell dings ] 53 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:54,000 Let me tell you which ones to stay out of. 54 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:56,000 All of them! And don't touch a thing! 55 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 Do you hear me? Not one thing! 56 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:59,000 I'll be back at precisely 5:00, 57 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:04,000 and if I find one thing out of place, I'll turn you into toads! 58 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:06,000 Well, so long kids! Have fun! 59 00:02:07,000 --> 00:02:08,000 -Cannot touch that. -Can't touch that. 60 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:10,000 Can't touch that. -Cannot touch that. 61 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:11,000 [ Both groan ] 62 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,000 Well, if we can't do anything in here, maybe we should 63 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,000 go outside and goof around with our Magiswords? 64 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,000 And what a splendid day for it, too! 65 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:18,000 There's not a cloud in the sky. 66 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,000 [ Thunderclap ] 67 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:22,000 -[ Both sigh ] [ Doorbell rings ] 68 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,000 -Aah! -What? Let me see! 69 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:25,000 -Aah! -Told ya. 70 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,000 Omnibus told us not to let anyone in. 71 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,000 What should we do? 72 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 Well, we got to at least see what he wants. 73 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:31,000 Good afternoon, good people. 74 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:34,000 I am Jest-o. Jest-o the Best-o. 75 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,000 An itinerate purveyor of jollity and joy. 76 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,000 Please allow this humble maker of mirth to enter 77 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:43,000 your domicile until the nasty, nasty, rainstorm passes. 78 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,000 Both: Hmm, warrior huddle. 79 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:46,000 I know what you're thinking, and I'm trepidatious. 80 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:48,000 I know, I know, but it's raining super hard 81 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,000 and I'm bored out of my skull. 82 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,000 Me, too. What is the worst that could occur, yes? 83 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:55,000 Okay, Jest-o you can come in for a while. 84 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,000 Thank you. Thank you, sire! 85 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:58,000 Yikes with the water! 86 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:01,000 Oh, I owe you two a debt of gratitude for letting me in. 87 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:04,000 Show 'em a good time there, Jest-o. Move it! Move it! 88 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,000 -Allow me to entertain you! -Are those possums? 89 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,000 Wouldn't that be easier if you put your stick down? 90 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,000 This is no mere stick, my friend! This is a -- 91 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:12,000 Announcer: Taunting Jester Magisword! 92 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,000 Both: Ooh! 93 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:15,000 Wow, I've never seen a Magisword like that be-- 94 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,000 Get back in line, solider! That's an order! 95 00:03:17,000 --> 00:03:19,000 -Um, yes. Y-yes. -Let's see. 96 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:21,000 What is there to entertain you fine folks with in here? 97 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,000 -Hey, wait a minute. -Don't touch anything! 98 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Ooh! 99 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 Just look at all this beautiful crockery. 100 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,000 Beautiful and fragile! 101 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,000 There's a lot of fun to be had here, Jest-o! 102 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,000 Make it happen, boy! Make it happen! 103 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 I bet you two warriors would have some real fun 104 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,000 with this stuff! 105 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,000 Both: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 106 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:39,000 We will not be having "fun" with Omnibus' rare dishes! 107 00:03:39,000 --> 00:03:41,000 We're supposed to be keeping these things safe! 108 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 -So there should be no -- -Oh, there shall. 109 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,000 -[ Both groan ] -You're gonna get on up there! 110 00:03:46,000 --> 00:03:49,000 You're gonna grab them fancy pants dish-a-mahoos, 111 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,000 and you are gonna have fun! 112 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:52,000 Both: Yeah. Yeah! 113 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,000 Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword! 114 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,000 Why shouldn't I have fun? 115 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,000 Announcer: Electric Eel Magisword! 116 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,000 Do I not deserve a good time? 117 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,000 We've stacked all the dishes except for this cup. 118 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,000 I can't reach high enough to put it on top. 119 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,000 I can! 120 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:11,000 Announcer: Retractable Ladder Magisword. 121 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:15,000 [ Dishware shatters ] -Well, anyway, this one is okay. 122 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,000 Aah! [ Dishware shatters ] 123 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:20,000 My goodness, you've certainly made a mess of things. 124 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 A mess? Good green gravy! We made a mega mess! 125 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 How could we have let this happen?! 126 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:25,000 We gotta clean this up now! 127 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:28,000 Oh, fiddly-foo. They've stopped having fun. 128 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,000 What? We need fun on the double, soldier! 129 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:33,000 There has got to be some more fun to be had in here! 130 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,000 Both: Hey! Come back here! 131 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 This will doodily-doo quite nicely. 132 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 Whatever it is you're doing, don't. 133 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,000 My dear warriors, inspiration has struck! 134 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:45,000 No, I don't like inspiration! You made me dislike inspiration! 135 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:48,000 We have to fill up this tub with lime gelatin, stat, 136 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,000 and get you guys in there! 137 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,000 It will be fun fun bo-bun! 138 00:04:51,000 --> 00:04:52,000 -The tub. -Gelatin. 139 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,000 -Us? -Us? 140 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,000 The level of nope is overwhelming. 141 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,000 They won't let the fun happen! 142 00:04:57,000 --> 00:04:59,000 Inconceivable! 143 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:02,000 -That word. I don't think -- -♪ Fill that tub with gelatin ♪ 144 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,000 ♪ I won't stop till you go in ♪ 145 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,000 Both: ♪ No way, one, two ♪ 146 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,000 ♪ Have fun, three, four ♪ 147 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:10,000 Oh, my goodness! 148 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 Nothing sounds more fun than doing this thing! 149 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,000 Indeed, it does, ever so! 150 00:05:13,000 --> 00:05:15,000 I'm glad I packed our bathing suits 151 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,000 for just such an occasion. -What? 152 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:20,000 Both: Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 153 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:21,000 Announcer: Plunger Magisword! 154 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,000 Bunch Of Little Holes Magisword! 155 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:27,000 Clapping Magisword! 156 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:30,000 Slingshot Magisword! 157 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,000 Blowdryer Magisword! 158 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,000 Ground Pound Magisword! 159 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,000 Yah! 160 00:05:37,000 --> 00:05:39,000 Both: [ Laugh ] Huh? 161 00:05:40,000 --> 00:05:44,000 Wow, it looks like you guys had a real honey of a hootenanny! 162 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:45,000 Your hootenannies are gonna get us turned into toads! 163 00:05:45,000 --> 00:05:48,000 Little toadies! -Toads only live 10 years! 164 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:51,000 Oh, dear, they stopped having fun again. 165 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,000 Oh, no, no, no, no. No! 166 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,000 Both: No more fun! [ Door slams ] 167 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,000 How could this have happened? 168 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,000 We knew that we weren't supposed to touch anything. 169 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,000 Do we have the brain worms? 170 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,000 Was our protein intake insufficient? A third thing? 171 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,000 If we ever see that creepy little harlequin ever again, 172 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,000 it will be too -- -Hey, I just thought 173 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,000 of another really super-duper fundy-fun idea! 174 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Both: How did you get back in?! 175 00:06:11,000 --> 00:06:13,000 I knew you guys would be ready to hear it. 176 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,000 A mock battle. Just think of it -- 177 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:18,000 two brave and skillful warriors, displaying their prowess 178 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:21,000 in the sham battle of the century. 179 00:06:21,000 --> 00:06:22,000 Such fire! Such grace! 180 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:27,000 The beauty of the human body in motion! What do you say? 181 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,000 Where did that rascule -- Aah! -Aah! 182 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:33,000 Nothin's more fun than beating the snot out of each other! 183 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,000 Don't talk about my snot. 184 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:36,000 Fighting each other isn't our idea of fun, dude. 185 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,000 It's fun because I say it's fun! 186 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,000 Now get on in there and spar, ya maggots! 187 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,000 March! March! March! 188 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,000 Why am I not mopping the floor with my sister right now?! 189 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:50,000 For it is I, who shall disinfect the linoleum with your visage! 190 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,000 All right, when I say go, you take five paces, 191 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,000 choose your weapons, and come out fighting. 192 00:06:55,000 --> 00:06:58,000 Got that? Ready, set, go! 193 00:06:58,000 --> 00:07:00,000 Announcer: Frog Missile Magisword! 194 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,000 Pogo Stick Magisword! 195 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:09,000 Dairy Product Magisword! -Butter Blast! 196 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,000 Announcer: Boulder Magisword! 197 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:15,000 Muscly Arm Magisword! -Gah! 198 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:17,000 Announcer: Little Blue Bomb Magisword! 199 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 [ Explosion ] 200 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:21,000 Boomerang Magisword! 201 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:35,000 [ Thud ] 202 00:07:35,000 --> 00:07:37,000 Did we really just do what I think we just did? 203 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,000 I'd like to say no, but...yeah. Yeah, we did. 204 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:43,000 [ Both scream ] 205 00:07:43,000 --> 00:07:45,000 -[ Growls ] -Fuss. 206 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:47,000 Oh, is the fun over already? It was just getting good. 207 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,000 Okay, Mister the Worst-o. 208 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,000 Ooh-hoo, that's quite clever. 209 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:53,000 We're gonna be toads who are dead 210 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,000 and probably set on fire because of you! 211 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,000 How are you making us do these things we'd never do?! 212 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,000 Oh, that? It's the Taunting Jester Magisword. 213 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:03,000 He's controlling you. Oh, he's also controlling me. 214 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,000 Yes, fun's the source of his power. Ain't he a pip? 215 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,000 Did you hear that? 216 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,000 Yep. We gotta get that Magisword away from him, pront-o! 217 00:08:10,000 --> 00:08:13,000 Ha-ha! It's like my name, but different! 218 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,000 [ Growls ] 219 00:08:16,000 --> 00:08:18,000 Announcer: Wickersnapper Magisword! 220 00:08:19,000 --> 00:08:22,000 All right, solider, when I say "frog," you jump! 221 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,000 You got it, Taunty Baby! 222 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:25,000 Frog! 223 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:28,000 Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword! 224 00:08:28,000 --> 00:08:31,000 Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup! 225 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,000 Announcer: Exploding Bubble Magisword! 226 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,000 -[ Inhales, exhales ] -Hup! 227 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 [ Whispering indistinctly ] Ah, you're whispering 228 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:40,000 conspiratorially. 229 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,000 Hey! Hey! No whispering in the ranks! 230 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,000 Announcer: Wad of Gum Magisword! 231 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,000 Blowdryer Magisword! 232 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:49,000 Both: Super Teamwork Combo! Forever Blowing Bubbles! 233 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:51,000 [ Muffled shouting ] 234 00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:53,000 -Announcer: Hook Magisword! -Come here, you. 235 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Oh. Thanks, guys. Bye. 236 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:00,000 Bye? 237 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:03,000 Huh. [ Alarm beeping ] 238 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:05,000 It's 4:59 and 15 seconds. 239 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,000 We've got to clean this place up before Omnibus gets here, 240 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 or else -- or else he's gonna... 241 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:11,000 [ Laughing ] 242 00:09:11,000 --> 00:09:14,000 Is something funny, dear brother? 243 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:18,000 We're utterly and completely doomed! [ Laughs ] 244 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,000 Oh. 245 00:09:19,000 --> 00:09:22,000 [ Both laughing ] 246 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:29,000 Is it I, Omnibus the Accumulator! 247 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:31,000 Omnibus? 248 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:33,000 [ Both laughing ] 249 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:36,000 What's so funny, if I may be so bold? 250 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,000 Oh, we broke all your stuff! [ Laughs ] 251 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,000 We're really sorry about it, okay? 252 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,000 All of my stuff? Broken?! All of it?! 253 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,000 Well, not all of it exactly. Just one or two teensy tiny... 254 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,000 [ Stifles laugh ] Yeah, all of it. 255 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,000 [ Laughing ] 256 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,000 Okay, now he's laughing. This just got real and I'm scared. 257 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,000 So you're not angry? 258 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:56,000 No. You see, I just bought doubles of everything I own 259 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:58,000 at the antique show. 260 00:09:58,000 --> 00:10:00,000 I had so much fun buying everything the first time, 261 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,000 I thought I'd really live it up and buy it all over again. 262 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:06,000 So you're not gonna turn us into toads? 263 00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,000 Heavens, no! That was the best laugh I've had in years! 264 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:11,000 And besides, I still have all my stuff. 265 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,000 But tell me, how did you happen to cause 266 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,000 of all this destruction? 267 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:16,000 Oh, we let a jester named Jest-o in out of the rain, 268 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:17,000 and his Taunting Jester Magisword 269 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,000 hypnotized us into wrecking absolutely everything. 270 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:21,000 You know, when you say it like that, 271 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:22,000 it makes it sound improbable? -Oh, that's very strange. 272 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:25,000 The only Jest-o I know of is my prized statue! 273 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,000 -Both: Statue? -See? It's right over there! 274 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:30,000 This statue is my most treasured possession. 275 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:33,000 To be honest, I have no idea where it came from. 276 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 Oh, it's very, um, spooky. Yes, yes, it -- it matches 277 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,000 your drapes very nicely. 278 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Spooky's the word I was...yeah, yeah, it's, um, it's amazing. 279 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:39,000 Mm-hmm, not to mention... 280 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,000 Uh, so do we still get paid? 281 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:42,000 Of course not! 282 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,000 I hired you to guard my things, and you broke them instead! 283 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:47,000 Then you laughed. It was weird. No money, my dear boy. 284 00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,000 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I dig. 285 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 Um, can we at least have the nachos? 286 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:52,000 [ Mouth full ] I gue-- I guess it could have gone a lot worse. 287 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 [ Mouth full ] Mmm, and we got a new Magisword! 288 00:10:55,000 --> 00:10:57,000 Listen here, Sergeant Sass! 289 00:10:57,000 --> 00:10:59,000 We're your owners now, and we call the shots! 290 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,000 Come on, you gold bricks! March! March! On the double! 291 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,000 Left, right, left, right, left, right! 292 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,000 Prohyas: I could not have foreseen this outcome. 293 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:08,000 ♪♪ 22129

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