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♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters! Fragrant!

All right, Sis, here goes!

Loser has to clean up all...this garbage.

-Is that slint regulation? -What do you take me for?

-In that case...I call heads! -By default, tails is mine.

[ Coin clinks, splat ]

Oh, boo. That's the fifth regulation slint we've lost.

Why did we expect a different result?

Hey, Warriors.

Both: Princess? [ Breathing heavily ] Grah-hody!

What's with this trash bash, you guys?

It's a week's worth of our filth.

I'm not proud of it, but it is impressive, no?

How are you two even alive?

Um, I-I, uh...I don't... Uh, I-I-I don't know --

I don't...

Ugh. Anyway, I need you two to escort me to Keelhaul Cove

as Royal Bodyguards.

Both: Us?! Royal Bodyguards?!

Yeah, you two goobers have the special honor

of taking me to Keelhaul's chicest boutique.

This girl's got a mega-craving for some tasty new outfits.

-Both: Boutiques?! -And, like,

I'm sure you stinkers know that joint is crawling with pirates.

Big, mean pirates with strong arms

that clearly work out... [ Snaps fingers ]

How in the world did you do that?

It's a skill I posses.

-May I see that again? -You may.

[ Snaps fingers ]

Are you two gonna escort me or what?!

Both: We'll go freshen up!

Slint toss for who showers first!

-Hey, guys. -Both: Hi, Grup!

Are you guys going off on a mission?

-Indeed. -Sho' nuf.

Would you like me to tidy the place while you're gone?

It's getting a little ripe.

Why, Grup, that would be very kind of you.

Yeah, thanks, duder, wow.

Oh, think nothing of it. Uh, now where's my broom? Oh!

There it is. I found it! -Both: Ew.

Uh, so, Princess, how are we gettin' there?

Ship? Dingy? Inner tube? Dingy?

Well, the royal fleet is in the shop, so...

-Well, that's an issue. -Make it not an issue, please.

Taken care of!

-Announcer: Hoversword! -Uh, Prohyas,

Hoverswords don't work on water.

What are you talkin' about? [ Gurgling ]

Ah! I know!

Announcer: Celery Magisword!

Blow dryer Magisword!

Wad of Gum Magisword!

-Ta-da! -Come on already!

I'm right behind you, thank you very much.

Announcer: Dolphin Magisword!

Now, Dolphin, do you remember how to get to Keehaul --

Aah!

Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah!

Aah, aah, aah, aah!

Zange: Oh, sweet. It's diggity dead ahead.

[ Explosions ]

Mind your cranium, dear Zange! I shall dodge this.

Announcer: Flyswatter Magisword!

[ Thunking ]

Made it to the cove in record time!

Check, check it. The greeters are here.

Yes, Pirates. Hmm. How shall we bypass?

Aah! Uhh!

I took -- I took -- I took care of the pirates.

-Indeed. -Yarr!

-My barnacles hurt. -Please see a doctor.

Do enjoy your shopping spree, princess!

You know, I really admire the pride Princess Zange

takes in her appearance.

Oh, yes. I suppose that's an admirable quality.

I bet she's gonna look spectacular

in some swanky boutique fashions.

Hmm, that's an odd thing to hear

from a guy who wears the same outfit every day.

I spent all my swank money on new Magiswords.

Naturally. Hey, look. Pirates.

Who could have predi --

these are the same pirates, aren't they?

The Princess of Rhyboflaven's in there, ain't she?

Princesses are worth a lot of Jemms and ransom scratch.

Well, that didn't take long now, did it?

Guess we got to hurt them.

Eee! Oh! There's nothing more fun than trashing pirates!

Announcer: Frog Missile Magisword!

No Princess for you! How 'bout some frog?

-[ All Gasp ] [ Thud ]

[ Both lugh ]

-[ All growl ] -Ribbit.

Now it's my turn to have some jollies!

Your move, Sis! Sis?

And she's gone. No, no, it's fine, it's fine. I'm fi--

I can do this alone. Yes, this is...mm.

-[ All growl ] -No, no, it's good.

It's good. I'm good. -Ribbit.

Wait, what? Why, why, why, why, why am I in here?

Why am I in here and not out there

having a rollicking pirate battle?

Relax, Vamburrito. I just wanna get your opinion

on some outfits as I try them out, that's all.

But -- but -- but -- but -- but -- but -- but --

Chillaximus, Stressy Bessy.

Prohyas can handle a few dupey pirates.

Let's have some girl time!

I do not know what that is!

Ah, what do I got for crowd control?

Aha!

Announcer: Clapping Magisword!

Yeah! Clapping.

[ Applause ]

-Huh? -Huh?

-Done and done. -Let's clap 'em, guys!

Heh. What? [ Screams ]

[ Groans loudly ]

Don't get too comfy there, Little Miss Sourpuss.

Mama Zange's got something

that will make your fashion senses tingle.

Ta-da! So what do you think, Vambs?

How hot is this tamale?

Vambs? -Hmm?

Oh yes, um, sufficiently tamale-like.

Okay, Vambre. What's the haps?

You're seriously toasting my shmallows here.

[ Sighs ] I'm sorry, Princess.

It's just that, I should really be out helping Prohyas.

Prohyas: Vambre should really be out here helping me!

Chin up, Vambs. The real party's jammin' right here.

Come on, something on this wall of goodies

must razzle your dazzle.

Hmm, hmm, ooh!

This broach is lovely. It's very Veronica Victorious.

Ee-yuck! With a double E.

This thing is, like, 10 seasons out of style.

We can both agree

that Veronica Victorious is mondo brill.

But fashion? Not one of her strong suits.

[ Deep voice ] How dare you.

Now a little diddy like this

would look totes gorg-gorg on you!

I don't know Princess, this isn't quite me.

It's a mirror! Of course it's you.

-Need you be purposely obtuse? -What is you then, Vambs?

A righteous kicker of pirate booty!

Well, then, let's just pretend that this dress is a pirate,

and your body is a foot!

-See? You look cuter already. -[ Groans ]

Yarg! Bring it, you periwinkle scallywag!

Bringing it! Wha-cha! See, I brought it.

That's a thing I did, and furthermore...

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

Hmm, I required that.

Ugh! Yo, Prohyas! You're doing it wrong!

-Noted. Uh, Mulligan? -Come here, ye smarmy brat! Grr!

What part of mulligan don't you understand?!

Come on out, Vambre! Oh, Vambre!

You look cute as kitten pie!

But I don't like eating kittens.

May I be excused to fight pirates, please?

Pssh. Girl, we're just getting started.

-Eee! -Come on out, Vambre!

♪♪

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

Say, uh, Vambre, I-I don't know what you guys are doing in here,

but will you be done soon?

I could really use some assist -- Aah!

[ Camera shutter clicking ]

[ Glass shatters ]

Stand back, Princess! I got this!

Dolphin water!

They'll be back, and in greater numbers -- Aah! A number!

Get down, Princess! -I'm a shopkeeper, not a number.

D'oh!

Oh man, did you see that? I jumped through the roof --

Zambre?

Oh, Sis! You look --

One more word, and you'll be harvesting tomatoes

from your nostrils for a month!

Easy, killer. I wasn't gonna make fun of you.

R-really?

My big sister looks amazing!

The color matches your eyes quite strikingly.

Oh! And the boots really tie the whole thing together!

So that's what you've been doing in there all this time.

Well, you see, Zange...

I wish I could dress up all swanky like that, ya big lucky.

You...do? Want to trade?

Really and for true? Oh, I would love to!

You'd rather do that than fight pirates?

Fought 'em. It's less fun alone.

Don't get me wrong, I like fighting pirates

as much as the next warrior,

but they're super ornery right now.

Oh, they are?!

But if you wanted to slap 'em around for a while,

while I had a turn with the fashion...

Announcer: Electric Eel Magisword!

Ground Pound Magisword! -Vambre: [ Laughing ]

And we're good.

[ Grunts ]

Aah! [ Grunts ]

[ Chomps ]

Where do you think you're going?

Despite what you may have been told, I am just a shopkeeper!

Vambre, did you find anything that matches the --

Prohyas? Where'd my no-passion-fashion gal pal go?

She had to use the little warrior's room.

-[ Laughing ] -Which is outside.

Hmm. Prohyas, what size are you?

Manly-sized!

And I want a turn to play dress up like Vambre did!

You mean you'll willingly be my personal dress up doll?

Make me fabulous...er.

Ugh, Prohyas! Hurry up so I can see my royal handiwork!

One second!

Announcer: Attractive Voice Magisword!

Introducing the swankiest sailor in the seven boutiques --

Prohyas! -Yo ho.

Prohyas, you are one cracker of a jack. Ready for round two?

Giddy-up.

Rebellious. Dazzling.

[ French accent ] Ooh, Renaissance!

Are you sure there aren't any pirates?

'Cause you're stealing my heart.

Hey, I'm a cowboy pirate! Yarr, y'all!

Announcer: Exploding Bubble Magisword!

[ Camera shutter clicks ] -Rawr!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Aah! [ Grunts ]

Both: Huh? Ah!

-[ Laughs evilly ] -No, no, I think --

Mm, I think, I-I think I've got enough.

[ Camera shutter clicks ] -Announcer: Cactus Magisword!

[ Screaming ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

Announcer: Oinkus Oinkus Magisword!

[ Screaming ]

Why do they sell this here?

Announcer: Laser Pointer Magisword!

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Laughing slowly ]

Phew. I've run out of steam.

[ Growling ]

-Argh. -Argh.

-Aah!

Why are there so many pirates?!

Lack of education and high unemployment.

-Is this the one? -Oh, I think this is the one!

It's definitely The One?

Yep. I will fight pirates with my sister in this!

Aah! Prohyas!

You were right about this being less fun with one person!

Come out and help, won't you?

Ahoy, matey lads!

Stand back or I'll pip-pip you right in the cheerios!

[ Coughs ]

[ Crickets chirping ] -[ Coughs ]

You look smashing, dear brother!

Then let's do some smashing! Ke-yah!

[ Laughter ] -Hey!

-Ke-ya! [ Laughter ]

Don't you dare chortle like baboons at my brother!

Come on, Sis! Let's give 'em somethin' to laugh about.

Right-o!

Announcer: Dummystein Magisword!

Mask Magisword!

Prohyas and Vambre: Super teamwork combo!

Giggle face! -[ Laughs ]

[ Laughter ]

Boo to the yiggiddy-yah!

Good shopping sesh, guys.

Aah!

Announcer: Soon at Warriors for Hire Headquarters!

Okay, let's see if Grup managed to make a dent

in our mess mountain.

Grup, you dear beasty! Our headquarters is spotless.

What did you even do with all the rubbish?

Huh? Oh, oh yeah, I took care of it.

♪ Do da do do do do ♪

Also, I made sandwiches.

Hey, Grup buddy, what do you think of my new duds?

Huh?

[ Growls ]

What got him so wigged out?

Boo!