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♪ Warriors for hire are here ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ It's the name and career ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Siblings who quest ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ Which is what they do best ♪

♪ Mighty Magiswords ♪

♪ They have special tools ♪

♪ For which they are fools ♪

♪ These guys lose their mind when they collect and find ♪

♪ The Mighty Magi...swords ♪

Announcer: Mighty Magiswords!

Announcer: At Warriors for Hire Headquarters!

Snip-snap to the grizzity-grap!

[ Groaning ]

[ Screams ]

Prohyas, what is it?

I had that ape flashback again!

[ Screams ]

Shh!

[ Screams softly ]

I feared for my body and everything inside of it.

So, wait, was it a flashback or a dream?

Both -- It happens to me all the time.

Hmm, mortal danger is simultaneously

one of the perks and setbacks of being an adventurer.

I know! And I usually love it,

but it can get so scary sometimes!

[ Chuckles ] If you say so.

What's that supposed to mean?

[ Chuckles ] Well, I don't know what it's like,

so I'm taking your word.

What, that adventures can get scary?

You're saying you've never been scared

at any point in our career?

No! Why would I?

I love this job!

Must be something you're afraid of.

You're right. I'm afraid...you're wrong!

Mild fuss. [ Doorbell rings ]

Woman: [ Singsong voice ] I'm at your front door.

[ Screams ]

Announcer: Little Blue Bomb Magisword!

Chainsaw Magisword!

Uh...it's an apple?

What? Prohyas, it's an apple hat

sitting atop the cranium of Fud.

It is indeed I, Fuuud, the rare food enthusiast.

And I want to hire y'all to go on a special food run for me.

Ah, a munchy mission, eh? Sounds tasty!

Ah, where do you want us to venture, exactly?

The deepest, darkest woods.

I need you two cutie-pies to find the golden oak tree

and recover for me five golden acorns.

A...corns?

I need them ASAP for the golden acorn casserole

that I'll be servin'.

Can't make a golden acorn casserole without the acorns.

Lalalala, childhood!

Oh! Another acorn!

[ Gasps ] Oh, what an adorable little squirrel.

And I bet you're peckish. Here.

[ Squirrel chitters ]

There you go, little fellow.

I'm off to collect more acorns! Ta!

[ Whistles sharply ]

[ Squirrels chitter ]

[ Chittering excitedly ]

Oh! I bet you're still hungry.

[ Gasps ]

Wha...?

[ Pop! ]

[ Chomp! ]

[ Screaming ]

A little far from home, ain't you, little girl?

Aah!

Rude! Aah! Hey!

Again, rude.

[ Screaming ]

The golden acorn has a nice smoked middle taste.

Huh. Thought I buried that memory.

Great job unearthing it, Smarty No Pants!

Don't worry, dudelet, we'll do the thing and get the thing.

Yeah.

We got ourselves a grub gig!

You ready, sis? Yes, of course.

Off we go. Fetch quest. Can do.

Easy-peasy. Squishy-squeezy.

You all right, Vambre? You're acting kind of squirrely.

Where?! Is my head at?

Ah, we must do a quick check of which Magiswords

we'll bring for this job. [ Chuckles nervously ]

I'm not stalling.

Oh, uh, well, we'll need our Hoverswords to make that trip.

Announcer: Hoversword!

And it's dark at the deepest darkest.

Best use my trusty Torch Magisword!

Flashlight Magisword!

Just -- Just call it what it is.

I never go anywhere without my baby girl!

-Dolphin Magi-- Oh. -Eh?

Dolphin--

[ Sighs ]

Aah! Dolphin!

It's okay! It's okay.

It's just a little cold. You'll be okay.

You'll feel better if we go on a fun mission, right, gal?

Aah! I'm sorry, sis!

I have to stay home and take care of Dolphin Magisword.

Poor sick baby!

Uh, perhaps wee Grup could stay here and --

Ooh! Is someone sick? I have just the thing.

This calls for my super famous Grup soup!

Great for sick people and being famous.

You'll see. You'll all see.

Yeah, Vambre, could you do me a solid

and do this mission alone?

[ Chuckling ] I'm sure it'll be a snap.

I'd go but -- Dolphin!

If I'm not there for her,

I don't know if she'll ever get better!

Oh, baby! My baby, why?!

Stop your weeping, Prohyas.

I will go grab the golden goods

while you nurse Dolphin Magisword back to health.

[ Cash register dings ] Oh, Vambre,

thank you so much!

I'm off! Good luck on your solo

mission, sis!

Even though you probably won't need it.

[ Screams ]

Ugh! Now stop that, Vambre.

Chin up, old girl.

Squirrels won't even be interested in golden acorns.

They're metal. What squirrel would want metal?

Ha! I've got this!

There is absolutely 0% chance of a single squirrel showing up.

Oh, and look!

The Golden Tree is right here and s-- squirrels!

Golden squirrels!

Aah! It noticed me. It noticed me!

Squirrels!

Squirrels.

Why did it have to be squirrels?

Keep it together, keep it together, keep it together!

-Pathetic. -I'm pathetic?

Aren't you the one who's responsible for my fears?

You're my brain! -Yeah!

What was I thinking when I made the conscious decision

to be afraid of -- Quit blamin' me every time you act lame!

I tell you when you want food.

Your hang-ups are your responsibility.

Wait a tick. Where did they all go?

-Oh, that ain't good. -I've got to go for it.

Just go in, grab five acorns off the ground, and take off.

One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

Aaah!

[ Squirrel chitters ]

Announcer: Meanwhile, like, at the same time!

Diagnosis?

Ooh, no...

Prognosis?

Ooh. Not good. No.

Zombie Pumpkin Magisword,

please work on that bedside manner.

Oh. Um... get healfy.

Pease. How's that feel, girl?

[ Coughs ] Shh, shh, shh!

Save your speaking voice.

Now, d-- do you have enough pillows?

Uh, b-blink once for yes and twice for no.

Good!

Now, how about I sing you to sleep, girl?

Can do!

Announcer: Accordion Magisword!

Grup: One, two, three, four --

Grup soup for the famous cure.

Here it is! I named it after Grup.

Which is me, Grup. -Thanks, bud.

Wow, that looks great! [ Sniffs ] Oh-hoho-ho.

Oh, uh, hmmm... How do I...

It smells like a garbage mountain.

What'd you even put in that, Grup?

-[ Gasps ] -No!

[ Glass shatters ]

I would never break the one famous rule

of my famous Grup soup!

Never ask what's in Grup soup.

I...uh, hmm...

I don't know if Dolphin Magisword should have any.

[ Blink! Blink! ] Yeah, see?

She blinked twice. That means no.

And I don't think you should bother making any more,

unless you're willing to tell me what's in that stuff.

Seriously.

No, I mustn't!

-Come on. -Noooo!

♪ Even though you've asked us not to inquire what

is in your pot ♪

♪ I simply must know what the hay you boiled

in our kitchen today ♪

♪ Potato bug? ♪

♪ A-nope nope nope ♪ ♪ A burger slug? ♪

♪ A-nope nope nope ♪ ♪ A dragon's tail? ♪

♪ Don't even joke ♪

♪ Some kale, a whale, or ginger ale? ♪

♪ Before we take a single sip ♪

♪ There's just one question on our lips ♪

♪ Just what the spud is in Grup's soup? ♪

♪ I'm never ever tellin' youp ♪

It's a slant rhyme. I'm seriously not telling you.

Aww, she falls asleep to my singing so easily.

-Later! -[ Moans ]

All right, Vambre girl,

no more lollygagging or tiddlywinking.

You've got acorns to retrieve!

Announcer: Rad Rocket Magisword!

Aah!

[ Streak! Crash! ]

[ Squirrels chortle ]

Drat!

I was certain that would work! Dah?

Oh, I think you'll do quite nicely,

and I have just the Magisword for the occasion.

Announcer: Gummy Sticky Hand Magisword!

Ock!

Blooming thing never lasts more than a single toss.

Suppose I'll just have to try the tree again.

Announcer: Electric Eel Magisword!

[ Chomp! ] Oh, dear.

Aaah!

[ Squirrels chittering ]

Aah!

Emotional baggage!

I can't run from them all day.

Oh!

I've got just one chance.

Announcer: Hook Magisword!

[ Whirl! Swoop! ]

Oinkus Oinkus Magisword!

[ Pig roars ]

[ Laughs ]

I am the Queen of the squirrels!

[ Gasps ] [ Squirrels chittering ]

-Wha--? -Time to clean house!

Announcer: Chainsaw Magisword!

[ Chainsaw revs ]

[ Squirrels chitter in terror ]

Victory!

I'm finally rid of those gold-plated vermin!

All right, schnookums, I picked out

the perfect story to make you feel better.

It's called "Slappy the Magic Elephant Shrew

Saves a Ragamuffin"!

[ Sneezes ]

And to help me bring this

magnificent tale to life is...

the incomparable Dr. Pumpkin Magisword!

Yay?

Once upon a time,

there was a magical elephant shrew named Slappy.

Ooh, dat's me.

Slappy could use his enchanted eyebrows to fly!

Sparkle, Sparkle!

While on his daily flight, Slappy heard the cries of...

Jimbob the Ragamuffin from the Ragamuffin Forest!

[ As Jimbob ] Help me, Slappy,

for I think I have broken my leg!

[ Snip! ] Ooh.

Oh, dear, perhaps Jimbob could use a doctor.

There will be none of your modern medicine

in this majestic little miracle of a story.

Now, this dilemma calls for

Slappy's magical healing burps.

What? Go ahead, little buddy,

burp on my hand.

What? Do it for Dolphin Magisword!

[ As Jimbob ] Do it for me, Slappy!

Come on. Do it for art.

[ Gulps ]

♪ Duh-duh-duh-duuuh ♪

To celebrate, Slappy and Jimbob joined

the rest of the Ragamuffins in the Ragamuffin Forest

for a rootin', tootin' shindig!

[ Tweet! ]

And then they all shared a big bowl of famous Grup Soup!

Grup, no!

Grup soup, Grup -- Huh? [ Splat! ]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no! I'm so sorry!

Are you okay?

Well, I'm covered in soup,

and I'm actually surprisingly cold.

That's because famous Grup soup is chilled to perfection!

Hot soup is so pedestrian.

Still smells like hot garbage, though.

You gonna tell me what's in it yet?

Of course not!

Old eggs? Nope!

Kitty litter? Nu-unh!

Sewer water? Not gonna say.

Beetle burgers, the unpopular alternative to slug burgers?

No, sir!

Finally!

Squirrels: Ee! Ee! Ee!

Ee! Ee! Ee!

Huh? Aah!

Ee!

Oh, no.

[ All screaming ]

Ah, my precious little baby angel princess.

Look at her. I deserve some ice cream.

Who needs ice cream when there's a delicious fountain

of famous Grup soup!

Hey! Shhhh!

You'll wake up Dolphin Magisword!

Oh. Uh...

My baaad.

[ Sighs ] No "my bads" will suffice.

The only way you can apologize to me

is to you tell me what's in your soup!

Not gonna do it!

Is it roadkill? Nope.

Compost? Nopers!

Skunk juice? You're out of control.

Aah!

Listen up, nasty squirrels.

I am no longer afraid of you at all!

And if you want to survive, follow my orders.

Savvy? -Bee!

When I shout tally-ho,

I want you all to leap in perfect unison.

Bah! Bah! Bah! Bah!

Tallllyyyy-ho!

Announcer: Cheese Magisword!

Romano Ramp!

[ Sproing! ]

Fud: Oh, my lucky stars!

I just had no inkling you'd be bringing me the whole caboodle.

That was completely and totally intentional, I assure you.

I'll be givin' you the most jems little ol' me can muster.

How terribly generous of you.

[ Grunting ]

Uh, lift with your knees?

Of course. [ Grunts ] [ Pop! ]

You squirrel critters are gonna love my backyard.

Wow, I don't think this could've gone better

if I joined you, frankly. I told you I had it.

I totally wasn't scared

and definitely knew what I was doing.

[ Chuckles ] Yes, all of that.

And we made quite a lot of extra jems, too!

I think this calls for a...

Both: ...warrior sibling secret handshake!

Ah -- Ah -- choo!

I may be ill, but at least I'm cured

of my pesky fear of squirrels.

What, pray tell, is this?

It's Grup's famous Grup soup.

It's great as long as you can't smell it!

[ Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! Chomp! ]

[ Groans ] Huh?

-Ta-daa! -Aah!

[ Crying ]

You're still afraid of squirrels?!

I'm going back to bed.

Oh, Paco!

Now everybody knows the secret ingredient of famous Grup soup.

[ Laughs mischievously ]

Oh Paco, I can never stay mad at you.

♪♪