Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,369
["The Love Boat"]
2
00:00:03,436 --> 00:00:06,772
♪ Lo‐o‐ove‐ah! ♪
3
00:00:06,839 --> 00:00:09,641
♪ Exciting and new‐ah! ♪
4
00:00:09,708 --> 00:00:12,744
♪ Come aboard ♪
5
00:00:12,811 --> 00:00:15,713
♪ We're expecting you ♪
6
00:00:15,779 --> 00:00:18,916
♪ It's the Love Boat‐ah! ♪
7
00:00:18,982 --> 00:00:22,085
Get the hell away from me.
8
00:00:22,152 --> 00:00:25,021
♪ Love Boat ♪
9
00:00:25,087 --> 00:00:28,024
I'm balling up my fist, alright?
10
00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:30,025
♪ Set your course
for adventure ♪
11
00:00:30,091 --> 00:00:32,694
♪ Your mind on a new romance ♪
12
00:00:34,729 --> 00:00:37,398
♪ Love ♪
13
00:00:37,465 --> 00:00:39,233
♪ Won't hurt anymore ♪
14
00:00:39,299 --> 00:00:40,434
Mmm‐mm‐mm.
15
00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,637
♪ It's an open smile ♪
16
00:00:43,703 --> 00:00:46,740
♪ On a friendly shore ♪
17
00:00:46,806 --> 00:00:48,641
♪ It's love ♪
18
00:00:48,707 --> 00:00:50,876
♪ Love love love ♪
19
00:00:50,943 --> 00:00:53,946
Oh, you're good!
You're gonna win!
20
00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:55,812
[Queen Latifah singing
"We Are Living Single"]
21
00:00:55,836 --> 00:00:58,983
♪ We are Living Single ♪
22
00:00:59,050 --> 00:01:01,625
♪ Ooo and in a '90s
kind of world ♪
23
00:01:01,692 --> 00:01:04,094
♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
24
00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,395
♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ What ♪
25
00:01:05,461 --> 00:01:06,963
♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
26
00:01:07,030 --> 00:01:08,870
♪ Wheneva this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪
27
00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,016
♪ With my homegirl standin'
to my left and my right ♪
28
00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,634
♪ True blue We tight like glue ♪
29
00:01:12,701 --> 00:01:15,770
♪ We are Living Single ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
30
00:01:15,837 --> 00:01:19,373
♪ What you want ♪
♪ No free position girl ♪
31
00:01:19,440 --> 00:01:21,442
♪ Ah‐h‐h ♪
32
00:01:25,645 --> 00:01:27,647
[flute music]
33
00:01:33,252 --> 00:01:35,554
So tell them the big
news, Khadijah.
34
00:01:35,621 --> 00:01:37,288
There is no news.
35
00:01:37,355 --> 00:01:38,556
I wouldn't say being asked
36
00:01:38,623 --> 00:01:40,858
to be the subject of
an on‐air TV interview
37
00:01:40,925 --> 00:01:43,427
with an award‐winning journalist
at our house next week
38
00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:46,496
at 7 o'clock, is no news.
39
00:01:46,563 --> 00:01:49,566
They're never gonna believe it.
Tell 'em, tell 'em.
40
00:01:49,633 --> 00:01:53,336
It's a lil' puff piece for that
TV show, "Black Visionaries."
41
00:01:53,402 --> 00:01:54,803
‐ Ooh. ‐ Mmm.
42
00:01:54,870 --> 00:01:57,230
You know, they interview all the
prominent African‐Americans
43
00:01:57,254 --> 00:01:59,841
in the city. Hmm,
note to Sabrina.
44
00:01:59,907 --> 00:02:02,750
Expect a call from
"Black Visionaries."
45
00:02:02,817 --> 00:02:04,118
Note to Sabrina.
46
00:02:04,185 --> 00:02:08,221
There are several poisons that
can't be traced. Think about it!
47
00:02:08,288 --> 00:02:09,623
"Black Visionaries."
48
00:02:09,690 --> 00:02:15,194
That's that show that comes on
after my soap, "Latino Love."
49
00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:18,063
Man, I wish I hadn't
agreed to do it.
50
00:02:18,130 --> 00:02:20,299
I mean, I'm a behind‐the‐scenes
kind of person.
51
00:02:20,365 --> 00:02:23,768
The truth is Khadijah
stinks at public speaking.
52
00:02:23,835 --> 00:02:27,137
I got a little speech for you.
53
00:02:27,204 --> 00:02:29,807
Anyway, in junior high she
had to give this speech..
54
00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:32,875
And so she got up, wobbling
in her first pair of heels
55
00:02:32,942 --> 00:02:36,245
and she said, "Principal
H‐H‐Hernandez
56
00:02:36,312 --> 00:02:38,614
faculty and fellow students."
57
00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:44,019
And then, the girl fell out
her shoes and off the stage.
58
00:02:44,085 --> 00:02:46,321
Khadijah, you know, it
might be good for Flavor.
59
00:02:46,387 --> 00:02:48,355
‐ You should do the interview.
‐ Yeah, he's right.
60
00:02:48,422 --> 00:02:50,724
You owe this to your
readers and to me
61
00:02:50,790 --> 00:02:53,960
your personal image consultant.
62
00:02:54,027 --> 00:02:55,695
Oh, hells no!
63
00:02:57,196 --> 00:03:00,232
If I'm not mistaken, you
talked me into those shoes
64
00:03:00,298 --> 00:03:02,240
and your grandmother
did not appreciate me
65
00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,776
messing up her party pumps.
66
00:03:04,842 --> 00:03:07,111
Alright, yes, yes, yes.
Very good! Very good!
67
00:03:07,178 --> 00:03:09,113
Alright. Ha ha. How about that?
68
00:03:09,180 --> 00:03:10,514
Wasn't that a wonderful version
69
00:03:10,581 --> 00:03:13,650
of whatever it was you were playing?
Yeah, very good.
70
00:03:13,717 --> 00:03:18,588
Now, let's have all of tonight's
contestants up here on stage
71
00:03:18,654 --> 00:03:22,557
so we can announce tonight's
talented winner. Alright, huh?
72
00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:25,994
They give prizes for this poop?
73
00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:28,763
Max, your eloquence
really turns me on.
74
00:03:28,830 --> 00:03:30,398
[growls]
75
00:03:30,464 --> 00:03:32,466
Well, thank you, Eartha Kitt.
76
00:03:36,469 --> 00:03:39,506
And tonight's winners are
77
00:03:39,572 --> 00:03:43,909
once again the ventriloquist
duo, Puddin' and Fudge.
78
00:03:43,975 --> 00:03:45,777
Ha‐ha!
79
00:03:45,844 --> 00:03:48,947
Can't they find anybody in
this place with some talent?
80
00:03:49,014 --> 00:03:53,150
Hell, you got Nat King
Kyle sitting right here.
81
00:03:53,217 --> 00:03:56,553
Come on, Overton. That
was only one review.
82
00:03:56,620 --> 00:04:00,697
That you had laminated, and is
now hanging in our bathroom.
83
00:04:02,331 --> 00:04:05,368
Kyle, why don't you sing next
week in the Open Mike contest?
84
00:04:05,434 --> 00:04:09,071
Come on, you could at least
beat Puddin', if not Fudge.
85
00:04:10,705 --> 00:04:12,707
Yeah. Who knows where
this could lead?
86
00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:16,810
I mean, Frank Sinatra's doing
duets with anybody these days.
87
00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:20,480
If you think it's so easy, why
don't you tell your jokes, huh?
88
00:04:20,546 --> 00:04:22,482
This contest is for amateurs.
89
00:04:22,548 --> 00:04:25,384
See, I've been paid
for my comedic style.
90
00:04:25,450 --> 00:04:30,689
Ah‐ha! You dressed as a cordless
drill at a hardware convention.
91
00:04:30,755 --> 00:04:34,225
For which I was paid $50.
92
00:04:34,291 --> 00:04:37,661
But I'd be willing to overlook
my professional status
93
00:04:37,728 --> 00:04:39,930
if it'd get you back on stage.
94
00:04:39,997 --> 00:04:42,299
Hey Kyle, I've heard you sing.
You're good.
95
00:04:42,365 --> 00:04:44,601
You people don't understand.
There has to be passion.
96
00:04:44,667 --> 00:04:46,335
I sing from my heart.
97
00:04:46,402 --> 00:04:48,404
First prize, $300.
98
00:04:48,470 --> 00:04:51,306
♪ The Love Boat ♪
99
00:04:51,372 --> 00:04:52,674
[all laughing]
100
00:04:58,913 --> 00:05:01,821
Khadijah, it's time
for your make‐over.
101
00:05:01,888 --> 00:05:03,256
Oh, no, you don't.
102
00:05:03,323 --> 00:05:05,258
Take that camera
up to your bedroom
103
00:05:05,324 --> 00:05:08,061
and put it back on the ceiling
mount, where it belongs.
104
00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:14,499
Khadijah, someone has got to
help you with this TV interview
105
00:05:14,566 --> 00:05:16,601
and it ain't gonna be Synclaire.
106
00:05:16,668 --> 00:05:18,035
Look at her.
107
00:05:18,102 --> 00:05:20,971
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
108
00:05:23,006 --> 00:05:25,341
Girl, relax. It's just a tactic.
109
00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:28,611
But you could use a
little hot oil treatment.
110
00:05:28,678 --> 00:05:31,613
Now, as for you, honey, you
have a really terrifically
111
00:05:31,680 --> 00:05:33,715
cute face here in real life
112
00:05:33,782 --> 00:05:37,852
but television, is a merciless
distorter of the truth.
113
00:05:37,919 --> 00:05:39,187
She's right.
114
00:05:39,253 --> 00:05:40,554
Look at Ed Asner.
115
00:05:40,621 --> 00:05:42,590
You think his ears are
really that hairy?
116
00:05:42,656 --> 00:05:45,425
Come on, TV does that.
117
00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:47,560
Regine, go away.
118
00:05:47,627 --> 00:05:48,627
‐ Synclaire. ‐ Huh?
119
00:05:48,661 --> 00:05:49,962
Seek help.
120
00:05:51,463 --> 00:05:54,500
Okay, I will take my
little miracle kit
121
00:05:54,566 --> 00:05:56,568
and work my magic
on someone else
122
00:05:56,635 --> 00:05:59,070
because see dear, it
is very obvious to me
123
00:05:59,137 --> 00:06:01,812
that you do not want my help.
124
00:06:05,249 --> 00:06:06,583
Okay, Regine.
125
00:06:06,650 --> 00:06:11,420
What did you do to the camera
to make me look like Yoda?
126
00:06:11,487 --> 00:06:12,988
I pressed record.
127
00:06:13,055 --> 00:06:14,357
Deal with it.
128
00:06:17,192 --> 00:06:20,795
Do I sit like that?
All hunched over?
129
00:06:20,862 --> 00:06:23,865
Damn, my eyes looked crossed.
130
00:06:23,931 --> 00:06:26,700
Just the one eye.
131
00:06:26,767 --> 00:06:29,102
Dang, look at your years.
132
00:06:31,037 --> 00:06:32,138
[softly] My God.
133
00:06:32,205 --> 00:06:34,874
[scatting]
134
00:06:38,543 --> 00:06:39,878
Hey, hey, hey.
135
00:06:39,944 --> 00:06:41,913
Man, I was workin' on
my microphone technique
136
00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:43,281
with that remote.
137
00:06:43,347 --> 00:06:45,316
Man, last time you
sang in this thing
138
00:06:45,383 --> 00:06:49,252
you ended up recording six
hours of Korean home shopping.
139
00:06:49,319 --> 00:06:52,289
Overton, it takes a lot
of planning and practice
140
00:06:52,355 --> 00:06:55,157
to achieve the level of
brilliance to which I aspire.
141
00:06:55,224 --> 00:06:57,359
At the cafe?
142
00:06:57,426 --> 00:07:00,228
When your competition
is Food Mart Freddie
143
00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:03,972
the belchin' bag boy,
you're going to shine.
144
00:07:04,039 --> 00:07:07,041
Man, so you been walking around
here tormenting your self today.
145
00:07:07,107 --> 00:07:10,144
Just sing the damn song, and
sing it like you mean it.
146
00:07:10,210 --> 00:07:12,946
And if you sing that song,
"She's Out Of My Life"
147
00:07:13,012 --> 00:07:15,014
don't try to choke
up at the end.
148
00:07:15,081 --> 00:07:17,683
Hell, everybody'll
know it's phony.
149
00:07:17,750 --> 00:07:20,619
[singing high‐pitched notes]
150
00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,787
[knocking on door]
151
00:07:22,855 --> 00:07:24,789
Come on! Fire! Get out! Come on!
152
00:07:24,856 --> 00:07:27,058
Oh God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
153
00:07:27,124 --> 00:07:30,094
Hey, I thought your smoke
alarms were going off.
154
00:07:30,161 --> 00:07:32,095
Max, I'm so glad you're here.
155
00:07:32,162 --> 00:07:34,965
You know, it will remind
me not to sing so flat.
156
00:07:37,767 --> 00:07:41,536
Well, I'd think lack of stamina
would be your main concern.
157
00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,706
[chuckling]
158
00:07:44,773 --> 00:07:47,008
You know, coming from a
woman whose musical taste
159
00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:50,911
go no further than "Alvin
And The Chipmunks"..
160
00:07:50,978 --> 00:07:52,913
I really wouldn't expect
you to understand.
161
00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:55,248
You see, I throw
myself on to my craft.
162
00:07:55,315 --> 00:07:59,318
I embrace the song like
I embrace a woman.
163
00:07:59,385 --> 00:08:01,460
So that's what? Once a year?
164
00:08:04,863 --> 00:08:07,565
But it's a tune you
will never forget.
165
00:08:07,632 --> 00:08:10,335
Now..
166
00:08:10,401 --> 00:08:12,637
If this conversation is over
167
00:08:12,703 --> 00:08:16,640
allow me to show you the way...
out.
168
00:08:18,742 --> 00:08:22,178
They need to let me fix
our foreign aid program.
169
00:08:22,245 --> 00:08:24,747
Every time I'm watching the
TV I see American planes
170
00:08:24,813 --> 00:08:27,449
dropping big bag of wheat
in some foreign country.
171
00:08:27,515 --> 00:08:30,452
Then they gonna try to tell
me it cost $300 million.
172
00:08:30,518 --> 00:08:32,519
I'm thinking, hey,
for $300 million
173
00:08:32,586 --> 00:08:35,622
couldn't we at least
throw in some butter?
174
00:08:37,090 --> 00:08:40,994
Or maybe some bouillon or
some biscuits for sopping?
175
00:08:44,296 --> 00:08:45,597
Anyway, look here.
176
00:08:45,665 --> 00:08:47,599
I've been Overton Wakefield
Jones and remember.
177
00:08:47,666 --> 00:08:49,601
Hey, don't drink and drill.
178
00:08:49,668 --> 00:08:50,668
Goodnight.
179
00:08:54,872 --> 00:08:58,141
Hey, how about that? Overton
Wakefield Jones. Ha ha.
180
00:08:58,208 --> 00:09:01,218
Y'know, I didn't think he was
gonna be any good, but hey!
181
00:09:01,284 --> 00:09:04,220
He is funny, isn't he? Ha ha ha.
182
00:09:04,286 --> 00:09:06,522
Kyle, if you suck on
that lemon much longer
183
00:09:06,588 --> 00:09:10,459
your gonna have
to propose to it.
184
00:09:10,526 --> 00:09:12,493
Look, a singer needs
something bitter and sour
185
00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:16,931
before he sings, right? And
since Max is not here..
186
00:09:16,997 --> 00:09:18,933
You're looking a little
nervous there, partner.
187
00:09:18,999 --> 00:09:21,301
Mmm, no. It's just
pre‐performance anxiety.
188
00:09:21,368 --> 00:09:23,302
I think I can handle this crowd.
189
00:09:23,369 --> 00:09:27,640
Whoo! That was scariest thing
I ever did in my life.
190
00:09:27,706 --> 00:09:29,975
I mean, when you're Reba
McIntyre, it's easy.
191
00:09:30,042 --> 00:09:32,377
In front of 50,000
people, no problem.
192
00:09:32,444 --> 00:09:35,280
But here, where you can
see each and every face..
193
00:09:35,347 --> 00:09:37,281
Whoo!
194
00:09:37,348 --> 00:09:39,950
Good luck up there, dog.
195
00:09:40,017 --> 00:09:41,518
[drumroll]
196
00:09:41,585 --> 00:09:43,553
Alright, alright and
right on with the show.
197
00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:45,989
Now this next guy
up calls himself.
198
00:09:46,056 --> 00:09:49,291
"The hardest working
man on Wall Street."
199
00:09:49,358 --> 00:09:51,193
Yeah, well, what's that mean?
200
00:09:51,260 --> 00:09:56,698
Anyway, let's welcome the vocal
stylings of Kyle Barker, huh?
201
00:09:56,765 --> 00:09:58,432
[compere laughing]
202
00:10:01,342 --> 00:10:04,011
[fast scatting]
203
00:10:11,850 --> 00:10:16,521
♪ When I fall in love girl ♪
204
00:10:16,587 --> 00:10:19,524
♪ It's gonna be forever ♪
205
00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:21,025
♪ Yes ♪
206
00:10:21,091 --> 00:10:27,764
♪ Or I'll never fall in love ♪
207
00:10:27,831 --> 00:10:30,066
♪ I'm never gonna
fall in love babe ♪
208
00:10:30,133 --> 00:10:34,737
♪ In a restless a restless
world like this is ♪
209
00:10:34,803 --> 00:10:39,807
♪ Love is ended
before it's begun ♪
210
00:10:39,874 --> 00:10:44,911
♪ And too many too many
moonlight kisses ♪
211
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:49,482
♪ Seem to cool in the
warmth of the sun ♪
212
00:10:49,549 --> 00:10:51,551
♪ Oh yes ♪
213
00:10:51,617 --> 00:10:56,555
♪ When I give my he‐he‐heart ♪
214
00:10:56,621 --> 00:11:00,632
♪ It's gonna be completely yes ♪
215
00:11:00,699 --> 00:11:03,734
♪ Or I'll ne‐nev.. ♪
216
00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:11,341
Wow!
217
00:11:11,408 --> 00:11:13,342
Check out loser Vandross. Pfft.
218
00:11:13,409 --> 00:11:15,077
[laughing]
219
00:11:19,748 --> 00:11:20,748
[Maxine laughing]
220
00:11:20,782 --> 00:11:21,983
Oh, come on, Kyle.
221
00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:24,552
Cheer up. It wasn't that big a deal.
For real.
222
00:11:24,619 --> 00:11:27,387
And‐and you didn't officially
come in last place.
223
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,755
Yeah, yeah, yeah. True.
224
00:11:28,823 --> 00:11:31,291
When you ran out of there,
you were disqualified.
225
00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:32,959
[Maxine laughing]
226
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,961
Don't dwell on that.
227
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,263
You just put this whole
silly contest behind you.
228
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:42,234
(Overton) Hey, can somebody
give me a hand with this?
229
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,802
Man, this is the biggest
trophy I ever seen.
230
00:11:44,869 --> 00:11:46,804
Now, Kyle, don't feel bad.
231
00:11:46,871 --> 00:11:49,006
You still have your dignity.
232
00:11:49,073 --> 00:11:51,107
Oh, no, you really
don't, do you?
233
00:11:51,174 --> 00:11:53,777
Oh‐h‐h! Ha‐ha‐ha!
234
00:11:53,844 --> 00:11:56,079
Why you gonna kick that
man when he's down?
235
00:11:56,146 --> 00:11:59,549
I'm sorry, but watching Kyle
humiliate himself in public..
236
00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:01,957
It's got me kind of giddy.
237
00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:14,234
Oh, face it, man.
238
00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,636
Anybody who's ever
been on stage before
239
00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:19,238
has flopped at one
time or another.
240
00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,672
[grunts]
241
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:22,374
Except for me, of course.
242
00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,376
I'm batting a thousand
but then again
243
00:12:24,443 --> 00:12:28,213
that's an unfair comparison.
244
00:12:28,279 --> 00:12:30,247
Overton, man, I completely
lost it up there
245
00:12:30,315 --> 00:12:32,616
and why'd have to
be in front of Max?
246
00:12:32,683 --> 00:12:34,751
I'm never gonna hear
the end of this.
247
00:12:34,818 --> 00:12:37,320
You know, I think my avid
viewing of Ricki Lake
248
00:12:37,387 --> 00:12:40,189
is about to pay off.
249
00:12:40,256 --> 00:12:43,258
Kyle, I think Max is the reason
why you cracked on stage.
250
00:12:43,326 --> 00:12:46,061
Please, come on, man. It'd
take a lot more than her.
251
00:12:46,128 --> 00:12:48,630
As any Oprah fan
would tell you..
252
00:12:48,696 --> 00:12:51,165
Man, you in denial.
Let's face it.
253
00:12:51,232 --> 00:12:53,167
You and Max have been intimate.
254
00:12:53,234 --> 00:12:57,003
You inoculated the cat. You took Mr.
Toad for the wild ride.
255
00:12:57,070 --> 00:13:00,213
‐ Y'all was doing the‐‐ ‐ Ha‐ha!
Okay!
256
00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:04,449
And yes, we did discuss
having a relationship
257
00:13:04,516 --> 00:13:05,818
but good sense prevailed
258
00:13:05,885 --> 00:13:09,621
allowing us to maintain
our mutual disgust.
259
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,623
So, what I'm hearing here is..
260
00:13:12,690 --> 00:13:16,126
You tried to get closer to Max
and she closed the doors.
261
00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:20,497
She cut you off, she hung
up the emotion phone.
262
00:13:20,563 --> 00:13:24,033
Or at least, that's how
Donahue would say it.
263
00:13:24,100 --> 00:13:27,869
Overton, man, I thought I had
put all this stuff behind me.
264
00:13:27,936 --> 00:13:29,605
Well, clearly you haven't.
265
00:13:29,671 --> 00:13:32,940
So what you got to do now
is get back on that stage
266
00:13:33,008 --> 00:13:35,242
in front of Max and
the other 50 people
267
00:13:35,309 --> 00:13:38,212
that laughed your ass up out of there...
and sing.
268
00:13:38,278 --> 00:13:39,579
I'll tell you another thing.
269
00:13:39,646 --> 00:13:42,381
I think the reason why Max
didn't hook up with you
270
00:13:42,449 --> 00:13:43,750
is 'cause she's scared.
271
00:13:43,817 --> 00:13:44,817
[snorts]
272
00:13:49,021 --> 00:13:50,555
You think so?
273
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:53,358
Well, it's either that, or she's
just not attracted to you.
274
00:13:57,394 --> 00:13:59,363
Synclaire, would you mind
sitting in for Khadijah
275
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:00,564
while we adjust lighting?
276
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:03,439
Oh, I could never take
Khadijah's place.
277
00:14:03,506 --> 00:14:06,209
I'd love to!
278
00:14:06,276 --> 00:14:08,511
You know, you're
pretty photogenic.
279
00:14:10,913 --> 00:14:14,215
Damn! Look at all this equipment.
I'm not ready.
280
00:14:14,282 --> 00:14:16,951
Just remember the
regime routine.
281
00:14:17,018 --> 00:14:19,887
"Posture, poise,
smile, sincerity."
282
00:14:19,953 --> 00:14:24,424
Posture, poise,
smile, sincerity.
283
00:14:24,491 --> 00:14:26,993
Listen, if you find yourself
at a loss for words
284
00:14:27,059 --> 00:14:29,762
simply thank God and your family
for all the opportunities
285
00:14:29,829 --> 00:14:34,600
that you've been given,
and then the big smile.
286
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,935
Khadijah, we're ready for you.
You look fantastic.
287
00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,303
Thank you!
288
00:14:43,974 --> 00:14:46,710
So, just pretend we're
two old friends chatting
289
00:14:46,776 --> 00:14:49,612
and I'll ask you a few
simple questions.
290
00:14:49,678 --> 00:14:52,014
Excuse me, if you
were old friends
291
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:54,683
wouldn't you know the answers
to all the questions?
292
00:14:55,784 --> 00:14:57,085
[clears throat]
293
00:14:57,152 --> 00:15:00,221
So what is it like being a
young African‐American woman
294
00:15:00,287 --> 00:15:02,696
in charge of her own magazine?
295
00:15:02,763 --> 00:15:03,763
Nice.
296
00:15:07,701 --> 00:15:10,370
Um, it's very nice.
297
00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:15,807
Um, um, it's excellent.
298
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:17,176
I‐I like it.
299
00:15:18,643 --> 00:15:20,579
Why don't I ask you
something easier?
300
00:15:20,645 --> 00:15:22,880
Now, for those viewers who
haven't been lucky enough
301
00:15:22,947 --> 00:15:26,116
to have read Flavor Magazine,
how would you describe it?
302
00:15:26,183 --> 00:15:28,785
Um, it's a magazine
that's called "Flavor"
303
00:15:28,852 --> 00:15:33,790
and‐and I publish it and
it's I‐I it's urban
304
00:15:33,856 --> 00:15:38,494
and is hip and I is‐is, is um..
305
00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,528
I'd like to thank
God and my family
306
00:15:40,595 --> 00:15:42,730
for everything
they've done for me.
307
00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:45,032
Cut! Cut!
308
00:15:45,099 --> 00:15:46,366
Cut! Cut!
309
00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:48,435
Come on. Come here.
310
00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:54,740
Now, Khadijah, two important
things happened in here, honey.
311
00:15:54,807 --> 00:15:58,744
You're bombing and you're
making me look really bad.
312
00:15:58,811 --> 00:16:00,853
I have an idea. Close your eyes.
313
00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,220
[exhales]
314
00:16:02,287 --> 00:16:05,923
Ouch! Gee, that hurt!
315
00:16:05,990 --> 00:16:09,293
You articulate better
when you're angry.
316
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,294
‐ Oh! ‐ Go get 'em.
317
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:14,264
We're ready now.
318
00:16:14,330 --> 00:16:16,098
A‐h‐h!
319
00:16:16,166 --> 00:16:19,234
‐ I can answer that question.
‐ Please, do.
320
00:16:19,301 --> 00:16:21,970
"Flavor" magazine
paints a portrait
321
00:16:22,036 --> 00:16:23,972
of the young African‐American
322
00:16:24,038 --> 00:16:28,076
against a changing
urban landscape.
323
00:16:28,142 --> 00:16:30,778
My magazine gives
voice to a community
324
00:16:30,844 --> 00:16:32,780
that might not
otherwise be heard.
325
00:16:32,846 --> 00:16:36,749
And you're very successful.
What's your secret?
326
00:16:36,816 --> 00:16:39,118
Lack of a social life, gal.
327
00:16:42,154 --> 00:16:44,155
‐ Oh my God. ‐ Ouch!
328
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,225
I'm not the nervous one.
329
00:16:47,292 --> 00:16:49,294
Yes, dear, but you
have a unibrow.
330
00:16:51,962 --> 00:16:54,864
(compere) Uh, nobody handles the song
like this next performer, alright?
331
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:57,233
I mean, really, this
man he takes a note..
332
00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,809
Well, you know, he sort of like
twists it and, but then he..
333
00:17:00,876 --> 00:17:02,445
Well, anyway, y'all
will see, okay?
334
00:17:02,511 --> 00:17:06,948
Here he is, the vocal stylings of Mr.
Kyle Barker, huh?
335
00:17:07,015 --> 00:17:09,150
Hey, Max, I wasn't
expecting you to come.
336
00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:10,317
What?
337
00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:12,786
And miss another humiliating
moment in Kyle's life?
338
00:17:12,853 --> 00:17:15,556
Not for the world.
339
00:17:15,622 --> 00:17:17,623
[slow jazz music]
340
00:17:21,026 --> 00:17:26,098
♪ Ooh ♪
341
00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:29,367
♪ Ooh ♪
342
00:17:29,433 --> 00:17:32,070
♪ A‐yay ♪
343
00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:35,906
♪ Ooh ♪
344
00:17:35,973 --> 00:17:41,811
♪ My funny valentine ♪
345
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:50,718
♪ Sweet comic valentine ♪
346
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:53,288
[no audio]
347
00:17:53,354 --> 00:17:57,892
♪ You make me smile ♪
348
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:02,268
♪ With my heart ♪
349
00:18:02,335 --> 00:18:04,737
♪ Ooh ♪
350
00:18:04,803 --> 00:18:09,174
♪ Yeah ♪
351
00:18:09,241 --> 00:18:14,812
♪ Your looks are laughable ♪
352
00:18:14,879 --> 00:18:16,180
[chuckling]
353
00:18:18,282 --> 00:18:25,088
♪ Unphotographable ♪
354
00:18:26,756 --> 00:18:33,562
♪ Yet you're my
favorite work of art ♪
355
00:18:36,464 --> 00:18:39,267
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
356
00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:44,604
♪ Is your figure ♪
357
00:18:44,671 --> 00:18:48,775
♪ Less than Greek ♪
358
00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:55,746
♪ Is your mouth a little weak ♪
359
00:18:57,748 --> 00:19:04,594
♪ When you open it
to speak girl ♪
360
00:19:05,829 --> 00:19:11,234
♪ Are you smart ♪
361
00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:15,403
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
362
00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:17,405
Shh! Ah!
363
00:19:17,472 --> 00:19:20,875
♪ Don't you change it
Don't you change it ♪
364
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:27,447
♪ Don't you change
a hair for me ♪
365
00:19:27,513 --> 00:19:33,986
♪ Not if you care for me ♪
366
00:19:34,053 --> 00:19:36,521
♪ Stay ♪
367
00:19:36,588 --> 00:19:41,292
♪ Little valentine ♪
368
00:19:41,359 --> 00:19:48,165
♪ Stay ♪
369
00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:59,975
♪ Each day is valentine's ♪
370
00:20:00,041 --> 00:20:02,650
♪ Valentine's day babe ♪
371
00:20:02,717 --> 00:20:05,385
[scatting]
372
00:20:15,028 --> 00:20:17,930
♪ Ooh Girl ♪
373
00:20:17,996 --> 00:20:20,865
♪ Each day ♪
374
00:20:20,933 --> 00:20:27,738
♪ Is Valentine's day ♪
375
00:20:36,612 --> 00:20:39,281
[everyone cheering]
376
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:49,657
So you liked him?
377
00:20:49,723 --> 00:20:52,192
Well, it's nothing to
throw a parade over.
378
00:20:52,259 --> 00:20:54,161
[clears throat]
379
00:20:54,227 --> 00:20:57,797
So, uh, what's with
all the confetti?
380
00:20:57,864 --> 00:21:00,606
Max, you know he
boiled your potato.
381
00:21:03,408 --> 00:21:05,176
Oh, you did it, dog.
382
00:21:05,243 --> 00:21:08,246
Man, I had her eating out
of the palm of my hand.
383
00:21:08,313 --> 00:21:12,049
Too bad I didn't have some oats.
384
00:21:12,116 --> 00:21:15,752
Well, good. Now you can finally
put this whole sick mess behind.
385
00:21:15,819 --> 00:21:18,054
That's right, and I wanna
thank you, my brother.
386
00:21:18,121 --> 00:21:20,123
‐ I am now finally free.
‐ That's right.
387
00:21:20,189 --> 00:21:21,490
That's right.
388
00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:31,098
Oh, Lawd, there they go again.
389
00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:39,572
So what is it with
relationships these days, huh?
390
00:21:39,639 --> 00:21:41,306
They all fail, why bother?
391
00:21:41,374 --> 00:21:42,708
And try getting a cab.
392
00:21:42,775 --> 00:21:44,243
It's hell!
393
00:21:44,309 --> 00:21:47,412
Yeah, you know, some people like
dogs, some people like cats.
394
00:21:47,479 --> 00:21:50,915
Man, they both smell.
395
00:21:50,982 --> 00:21:53,717
Any married people out here?
Come on put on your hands.
396
00:21:53,784 --> 00:21:54,852
Come on. Let's go.
397
00:21:54,918 --> 00:21:57,040
Yeah, you know the
odds are against you.
398
00:21:57,106 --> 00:22:00,833
Yeah. And the problem with
public transportation
399
00:22:00,899 --> 00:22:02,999
is that anyone can take it.
400
00:22:03,066 --> 00:22:04,366
[imitates drumbeat]
401
00:22:07,099 --> 00:22:08,533
And men..
402
00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:11,333
Oh, don't get me going. Ah, no!
403
00:22:11,399 --> 00:22:12,466
Yes.
404
00:22:12,533 --> 00:22:15,133
Well, I'm Maxine Shaw!
Thanks, goodnight.
405
00:22:15,199 --> 00:22:16,199
Yeah.
406
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,299
Woo‐hoo!
407
00:22:23,366 --> 00:22:24,366
[giggling]
30193
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Frisian
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof