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Hey.

- Hi.
- Hey.

You must be Peter?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, that's me, I'm Peter.

I'm Marlena,
it's good to meet you.

- Yeah, nice to meet you, too.

I like that name, Marlena.

- Thank you.

- It's nice.

- Go make me a drink.

- Absolutely.

- What did you make me?

We'll have the driver waiting there

and yeah, they'll have your name at

baggage claim and everything.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, and you know if whatever
you need after the flight,

you know a bite to eat or
drink at the hotel bar,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, we've got that all covered.

Oh, absolutely,
it's our pleasure.

Yeah.

- Did you get the draft
that I emailed to you?

And you want me to add more sex?

More tasteful sex.

Yeah, okay.

So you received the article,

and you want me to rewrite it?

No, you already posted it.

Okay, well that's cool.

No, yeah, no, I totally get that.

Yeah, okay, great.

- What?

- What?
- You.

Oh, she's here.
My Kate.

- You're back.

- Missed you.

I'm back, I'm back, I'm so back.

- Yes.

- I'm so back.
- Oh my god.

- Look at you.
- Look at you.

- Your hair grew
at least two inches.

- Yeah.

Your hair grew at least purple.

- Yeah, I just woke up
and it was like this,

I swear to God, I think
it's the water in Paris.

- Wild times.

- How are you?
Tell me about things.

How's writing going?
How's everything?

- Uh, writing is going.

- Yeah?
- Slowly.

Yeah, it sucks.

- Well if you want me
to look over stuff,

I love reading your stuff, so,

just let me know.

- I want to know about you.

- Okay.
- Tell me.

How was your crazy vacation?
- Oh my god.

- Work? Everything?

- I feel done, you know, good.

- Yeah, you feel better
about everything with Sarah?

- Yeah, I haven't said her
name in like six months.

- That is fucking amazing.
- Yeah.

- That's really great.
- It's good.

I started seeing
someone recently.

- Did you have a fun
little rebound in Paris?

Did you find a little
Parisian hottie?

- No, an Australian
from the gallery.

A photographer, yeah.
- Is he here?

- How fun.

- Super fun. Nick.

- That's a nice butch name.

- For a man it's very butch.

I'm dating a dude.

- You're dating a dude?

- Yeah.

- That's crazy.

You're currently dating a dude,

or you had a thing with a dude?

- I mean, we flew
back together so,

I guess it's kind of a thing.

- Wow.
- Yeah.

I really want you
to meet him, too.

- I would love to meet him.
- You guys would get along

so well, like, I just
want you guys to be like

best friends and we
can all just hang out

and you can totally meet him
tonight, he's having a party.

I need you, actually, really
bad to make me look cool

and pretty and fun because
I won't know anyone, please.

- You always use me.
- Please, please, please.

Just go.
- I have to go to

a work thing with Pete.

- What time?

- At eight.

I'm fixing it.

- No, you're messing it up.

I think this is it.

Hey, Lilly?

- Oh, Em, Em, oh, it's
so good to meet you.

- This is Kate, by the way.

- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.

- Has he told you any more?

- No, I want to hear everything.

- Like the most amazing
experience ever,

we'll talk about it.

Lilly's an amazing
aura photographer.

This is her place, you have
an amazing place, by the way.

- You do aura photography?

- Mm-hm.

- Like um...

- Yup, like your aura.

I'll tell you all
about it later,

I'm feeling you're a bit orange.

- Hey, hi.

- Hey, babe.

Jessie, Em. Em, Jessie.

- Hi. Oh my god.
- Hi.

- It's so
good to meet you.

- It's good to meet you, too.

- Pleasure.
- Nick?

- Nick.
- Yeah, wow. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you,
thanks for coming.

- Yeah, my pleasure.

- Your organs in your body
have certain meridians

and they emit an
electromagnetic frequency

and the sensors that you put
your hands on pick that up.

- Hey, you having fun?

- I am.

You're a very popular guy,
seems like.

- Don't let appearances
deceive you.

- Thank you.

- Special rum soda
for you, cheers.

- Cheers.

- Pleasure.

- This is plenty strong.

- No, that's
not what it's called.

- We have to see it.

- You gotta wait 10 minutes.

Anticipation is key.

- Exactly, lay down.

Yeah, go on your back.

Go on your back.

Yeah, that's great.

- Not bad, not bad.

- Here's to women.

- To women, salud.

- Don't leave me.

- Yeah, I'm so sorry.

I didn't, I wasn't,

I just wasn't
looking at my phone.

Em came back to
town early, I know,

straight from Paris, yeah,
and she surprised me.

I could take a cab over.

Yeah, you sure?

Because if you need
me there then...

No, I won't be out too late.

Yeah, you get back
in there, okay?

Okay.

I love you.

- Ladies, I do apologize,
Kate has one of her

best friends in town, there's
been kind of an emergency.

- Oh no.
- Oh no.

- Unfortunately
she's not gonna make it.

- Oh, I'm sorry.

- She sends her apologies...
- Do you need to?

- No, she's gonna be fine,
everyone is totally okay,

but it's something that
she has to attend to,

but I really hope you
get a chance to meet her,

she's the best.
- Yeah, it's kind

of a disappointment, we'll see.

- Yeah.
- See how it plays out.

- Fingers crossed, yes,
of course, of course, yeah.

- She's keen on the idea
of moving to Seattle?

- Absolutely, absolutely.

Yeah, she's a writer.

- I haven't had so
much fun since Em.

- Babe, you okay?
- Go to sleep.

No.

- Babe?

Are you drunk?

- Yeah.

- Come on, sit down, sit down.

There we go.

We're gonna get your shoes off.

I'm gonna get you
some water alright?

Oh, man. Okay.

Okay, okay.

- You don't think
I'm sexy anymore.

- I think you're very sexy.
- No you don't.

- I think you're very sexy.

- No you don't.

- You're very sexy
and you're very drunk.

Okay, just lay down.
- No.

- Yes.

- I'm so drunk.
- Yes, there's that smile.

Okay, I'm gonna
get you some water.

- Em has a boyfriend now.

- A boyfriend?
- Yeah.

- Good for her.
Stay right there okay?

- I said one shot.

- Whatever you say, babe.

Whatever you say.
- Stop.

Stop, don't talk to
me like I'm stupid.

- I'll be right back okay babe?

Hello.

Good morning, Katie.

I have breakfast for you,
there's a whole world outside.

Voila.

- What?

- How you feeling babe?
- Thank you.

Awful.

- You are a gorgeous,
gorgeous mess.

- I'm sorry.

- It's alright.

- Did it go good?

- Yeah, it went well.

Yeah, yeah, it was good.

So, Em's back in town.

- Oh my god.

Yeah, she's dating a man.

- Yeah, you
told me last night.

- Oh, it's super weird.

- It's surprising.

- Yeah.

They invited us to go
up state this weekend.

- Who?
- Can we go?

Em and Nick.

- What's up state?

- He has
a cabin up there.

- Yeah.

Yeah, I'll leave work early.

- Hello, pretty.

- There she is.

Hey, oh, hi.

- Hi.

- This fucking guy.
- You got it, girl.

How are you, Em?

- Six months.
- Good to see you.

- You're handsome,
you're so tall.

- I like the purple, I've
never seen the purple before.

- Look at, you're such a man.
- It's my shoes.

They're taller shoes.

- Hey.
- Thank you.

This is...
- Hey.

- Hi.
- This is Nick.

- Pete, nice to
meet you. Pleasure.

- So good to meet you.

- Thank you for having us.

- My great pleasure.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- You want a hand with the bags?

- Yeah, sure.

- No, I think we're pretty good.

- You got that?

- Yeah.

- Okay, well, let me
show you the grounds.

This is the east wing.

- The east wing?

Don't go into the west wing.

- These are the gardens

of enchantment.
- Gorgeous place.

- Thank you.

You can drop your bags,
drop your bags here if you like.

- Oh wow, this is like
a proper log cabin.

- Yeah.
- It's nice, right?

- You know I found out
when I bought this place,

it was actually a catalog
cabin from the 20's,

so you'd actually go to a store,

- Oh right, right.
- And buy a cabin,

and they'd bring it to you.
- Then they send it to you.

- Yeah, then they
build it for you.

How crazy is that?
- It's really beautiful.

- Yeah.

- So Kate and I brought
this for you guys.

It's a local guy.

- That's so nice.

- Just down the street
from our apartment.

- Rose water infused gin.

- Yeah, yeah, it's
a nice summery,

refreshing.
- Great.

Mate, thank you very much.

I appreciate this.

- Is it okay if I sit down?

- Yeah, mate please.

- Oh, guys, make
yourselves at home, man.

- We tend to drink a
lot at this cabin, so,

I'm sure once all
the whisky runs out,

we'll get right into this stuff.

- Well, it'll be
there for you, yeah.

- That's great.

Thank you.

Oh man, yeah, look at that guy.

- Wow.

- I was gonna ask you whether
you got him by, you know

hypnotizing him.

- Oh, Crocodile Dundee?

- Right, exactly.

- Because he's Australian,
and I'm Australian

and all Australians
do that, you know,

that's Australia, is
that what you mean?

- No.

- I'm only fucking with you.

I'm so sorry.

- No, I'm sorry,
that was a dumb joke.

- No, I know, it was a
dumb joke on my part.

- You scared the hell out of
me, my heart's like going.

That was stupid, though,
you're very different

from Crocodile
Dundee, I assure you.

- No, no, no, it's a fantastic
movie, personal favorite.

- Oh, good,
good, yeah, me too.

- I'm being a terrible
host, would you guys

like to see the
rest of the place?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Yes, let's go.
- Alright, come follow me.

- Follow this one.

- This isn't bad, right?

- No, it's beautiful.

- Not bad at all.
- Right?

Not too shabby.

- I didn't even
see the jacuzzi there.

- A little jacuzzi action later.

- Yeah, you can get some
nice jacuzzi action.

- Yes, please.

A little rum in you.

- Here it is.

- Oh man.

- It's like you're the only
one on this lake, it's amazing.

- Yeah, I mean,
we've got them but

I never see them.

- Oh god,
it's so peaceful.

- Wow.

- You guys paddle board,
I got a paddle board.

- Yeah.
- No.

- I want to paddle
board tomorrow.

- Yeah, we can take it
out tomorrow, for sure.

- You'd have to teach us.

- We can do that.

- It's so nice.

- Yeah, it's really pretty.

- This is your room.

- Nice.

- Yeah, it gets
really bright in here.

- That's cool.

- Yeah, we went to this
estate sale yesterday,

and they just had all
these postcards so

I cleaned them out, Nick
let me do up the wall.

- He let you do up
his wall and you've

only been here a couple days?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

You're moving in.

- Shut up.

Hey.

I want to show you something.

- Okay.

- Okay, we're turning.

- Alright.

- Alright.

Open your eyes.

Tiny room.

- It's nice.

- You like it?

- Yeah.

- I was drawing here yesterday.

It's like a little loom of books

keeping us safe.

- Yeah.

It's nice, yeah.

- How are you doing?

- Fine, just the same.

You know?

- Yeah.

I um,

found something the other
day in my apartment.

- I remember this.

I haven't thought about
that in a long time.

- There's always this, you know?

There's always us
and that house,

and the three legged dogs
and your stupid grand kids.

- Old Kate and old Em,
in their rocking chairs.

You keep it.

- I'll hold onto it,
to hold you to it.

- It's a contract.

- Okay.
- Cool.

- I'll guard it with my life.

- You're the best friend I got.

- You are the best
friend I have.

- I'm the only friend you have.

- Hey Em.

- I was not--
- Em.

- What?

- Did we use all
the kindling last night?

- Yes.

- Yeah?

- Yes.
- Alright.

Do you want to come help
me grab some kindling?

- Yeah, where do we get that?

- Outside.

- Wasn't she a
housewife, then I mentioned

he's like no.

- Hey, we're
gonna grab some kindling.

- I could kill people.

- Find some kindling.
- Bye.

Go be men.

- Get it cowboy.

Boy scouts.

- Was Pete
ever a boy scout?

- He was for like a year,
and then he got freaked out,

he didn't like camping.

- I can see that for sure.

- Stop.

- They were psychic.

- Yeah, they were psychic.

They would tell you the future.

- I talked to her
and I was like,

I was crushing pretty hard.
- Kate?

- Yeah, I saw her and I used
my best line at the time

which was like are you
friends with so and so,

I think it was like, are
you friends with Chris?

And she was like I don't
think you're talking about,

and I was like oh, I really
had nothing after that, though.

- That's pretty advanced
game, I feel like, for a...

- Yeah, a freshman in college.

- I would have been screwed
if you did know a Chris.

- So yeah, I went in and
before I knew it, I was a,

being a model in New York
which is the unlikely thing.

- I always knew
I'd date a model.

Always knew.

- But I didn't have much
of a stomach for it.

I just kept trying
to fuck all the

models that I was working with.

Then I realized that
they really wanted

to fuck the photographer,
so I was like

I'm gonna pick up a camera.

I loved it and...

- He's really good.

- It's been good to me.

- Well it led you to me.

- That's very true.
That's very true.

- Very glad it happened.

I'm so fucking glad you
guys are here right now.

- Hopefully
the first of many.

- Yeah.
- It's so quiet here.

Did you hear that Kate?

- What?

Outside?

- Yeah.

- No, what was it?

- I don't know.

Check it out.
- What?

- Check it out.
- I'll check it out.

- Did you hear the
sound of murder?

Nailed it. Nailed it.

- You guys think
that's funny every time.

If you hang out with
them long enough,

you see it coming
from a mile away.

- So you guys have more of that?

- Do I look confused enough?

- You look so confused

and it's beautiful.
- Are you getting the picture?

- Oh my god, just wait for it.

Smile.

- It's like you time traveled.
- Yeah, look at that.

- Can I see that?

- Look at that.

- Kate.
- I'm pretty sure...

- Em told me you're a writer.

- Yeah.

- She's a great writer.

- What do you write?

- Mostly short stories.

- Yeah?
- I do some blog work.

- She's working on a novel.

- I'm working on a novel.
- You're working on a novel?

- Yeah.

- Can we read the novel?

- No.

No, it's still a
work in progress.

- How far through are you?

- I'm, I mean...

- She's very
secretive about it.

- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.

- She shared with me a...
- No it's fine.

It's not like I don't like...

I mean, yeah.

It's just kind of like
process is such a weird thing.

- Yeah, yeah,
yeah, I'm sure.

- As an artist so...

- It rolled off the table.

- Let's just say in what world
do I go again, in this game?

- Yeah.

- Alright, fuck it.

- Is this one of Nick's?

- Uh, yeah, what his
girl or his photo?

- Either, both?

- Both, yes.

- Yeah.

Is that weird?

- Um, no, I mean, yeah
it's totally weird

to be surrounded by beautiful
photos of naked women.

I hate it, I hate it.

- No, but it's weird.

What about this one?

Did he fuck this one, too?

- Yeah, I think so.

But look at her, I mean,
who could blame him?

- I don't know, it would
make me really uncomfortable

like dating someone that
takes naked photos of me,

or like hooking up with
someone and then just like

lives amongst the
photos in their home.

- Yeah I mean, I don't know.

He took photos of me.

- Serious?

- Yeah.

- You let him take
naked photos of you?

- Yeah, I mean, it was Paris and

I don't know, it was
like in the morning

and I was in his bed and
he just took them so,

it was weirdly
comfortable actually.

You totally missed
that by the way.

- What?

- I didn't get an applause.

- Oh I'm so sorry.

Well it's because I
got this, once again.

- Thank you. Phew.

- How long have you
and Kate been together?

- Five years.

- Five years.

- Yeah.

- Wow.

- Yeah, it's getting
up there I guess.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

You and Em seem to
really hit it off.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

We kind of have.

- Yeah, I gotta say,
you don't look like

the other people she's dated.

- Yeah, I'm sure you must have
gone through a bit of that--

- Yeah.

Oh yeah.

It's an exciting change of pace.

- Yeah, I think so.

- Hello, Kate.

- Hello, Pete.

What do you think of
Em's new boyfriend?

- Well he's a man, not a woman.

That's what I first noticed.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

- What else?

- Well he seems, um,

he's very welcoming.

I won't have to look at
any porn while I'm here

because I can just
like walk the walls.

- Yes, there you go.

There you go.

- But hey, I mean if, taking
pictures got you this place,

I shouldn't have
gone into business.

- It's not too late,
you can change.

- Hm mm.

- Yeah, do you want
me to pose for you?

- Nah, I can't take
pictures for crap.

- It's overrated.

- What do you think of him?

- I don't know.

Kind of

I think he's kind of creepy.

- Maybe he invited
us up here just to

murder us one by
one in the woods.

- You know that's what
I've been thinking.

- Well it's good
to see sweet Em.

It's been a while.

Tons of fun.

- Yeah.

- It's quiet.

- What?

- It's quiet.

- It's quiet here.

- Just the crickets.

- Yeah.

They're like right on the
other side of the wall.

- We can be quiet.

- I can be quiet.

- I can be quiet.

- You can't.

- We could try.

- You're the worst.

- There's a first
time for everything.

- Maybe tomorrow night.

- Maybe tomorrow day.

- Maybe tomorrow night.

- Did you brush your teeth?

Get it in there.

- Get the back.

Get right in there.

- You're really cute.

I think I swallowed
all the toothpaste.

- It is though,
it's totally art.

- Yeah, it's a new idea,
but it actually happened.

Katie.

- Hi.
- Sleepy girl.

How are you?

She's tired.

Good morning.

- Good morning.

- Hi.

How did you sleep?

- Good.

- And there you are Madam.

We should go.

- Yes, we're gonna go
buy breakfast foods.

Bacon.

- Bacon.

- Bacon.

- A little bacon on the side.
- Bacon.

Great.

- Be right back, babe, okay?

- Nick's on a run so just
tell him where we are.

- See you babe.

- Bye.
- Bye.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- How you doing?

- Good, sorry, I was
looking for tampons.

- Em keeps them in the bathroom
so probably just there.

How you doing?
- Good, how was your run?

- Great.

- Good.

- You sleep all right?

- I slept really good.

- Hey, where are the guys?

- They went out to
the grocery store

to get some stuff for
breakfast, I think

they're gonna get
some bacon and eggs.

- Okay, good.

Yeah, I think we
ran out of that.

- Yeah.

- Sorry.

Get my band here.

- Go for it.

I'm gonna make myself some
coffee, do you want some coffee?

- Yeah, I'd love some
coffee, thank you.

- I'll make some coffee.

- Oh I leave and everyone
stops eating bacon,

I see how it is.

- Turkey bacon.

It's just as good.
- You can never leave again.

- Just as good.

What'd you do this morning?

- Uh, just sat and read a book,

sat on the couch, pined away
hopelessly missing you guys.

- I know.

- And we had that conversation
upstairs, that was good.

- Yeah.

- You know that
supermarket is so big.

Oh my god.

I'm so used to these
tiny bodegas in New York,

it's just so
refreshing to have all

those options, all that space.

- Alright.
- Alright.

Ready?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Is there like a trail or
are we just free styling?

- You don't have any
health issues right?

- I don't like heavy breathing.

I don't like breathing too hard.

- That's not what Kate told me.

- You're
such a little brat.

- We're gonna jump on your
back, too, is that alright?

- I'll fucking do it,
I'll do it.

- Echo!

- In horror movies, the original
is always better. Always.

- In most cases that's true.

- Evil Dead.

Come on man.
- That's the one

that you're choosing that...

- Would you like some?

- What is it?

- It's whisky.

- No I'm good.

- You sure?

- Yeah, thank you.

- Okay.

- You know I'm actually
really impressed that

you even got her out here
since she hates hiking.

- Yeah I know, but I sold
it to her as a nature walk.

- Yeah?

- It all worked out in the end.

- Yeah, I mean, usually it's
just the beach or nothing.

- Oh yeah?

- Yeah, we used to go
to the beach almost

every weekend back in college.

She dragged me out there with
her chesterfields and her 40

and her ukulele.

- Ukulele?
- Jeffrey.

Yeah.

- She had a ukulele
named Jeffrey?

- Yeah, you didn't know
that she played the ukulele?

- I didn't.

- Yeah, she's really good.

- That's great.

- Hey, Em.

Remember Jeffrey?

- Yeah, my ukulele?

Yes.

Oh, I miss him.

- I didn't know you
played the ukulele.

- She plays the guitar,
she plays the ukulele.

- Are you good at it?

- She's really good.

You want to get up
and I'll get this?

- Sure.

- Okay great.

- Wow.

Just goes to show you, right?

- Em.

Does this look frumpy?

- No, I think you look cute.

- No it looks like
a maternity suit.

- I have a bikini
if you want one.

- Yes, please.

- Oh yeah.
- Oh yeah.

- See if it
fits your boobies.

Let me see.

- Oh I like this.

- Not bad.

- Great.
- Let's go.

- Alright.

- I love you.

- I love you too.

- Do I look like
some surfer dude?

- You're taking
your time up there.

- I might.
- I think you should.

I'm gonna get a beer.

Weren't expecting that shit.

You guys gonna
come in the water?

- Oh third down across?

- Yeah, yeah, you want to
get in the water, babe?

- No, I'm good.

- Oh, come on.
- You sure?

- I don't want to get wet.

- Come in the water.

- Yeah, come with us.
- I'm fine.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, go in.

- Last chance, dance.

- You're gonna
come in aren't you?

- Yeah.
- Yeah you are.

- She's
not gonna come in.

- That's alright. Alrighty.

- Win there, babe, would you?

- No, no, no, no, no,
no, not over there.

- What?

- Stay on this side of this.

There's rocks out there.

- Got it.

- Yeah don't dive off there.

Al right.

- I haven't dived in ages.
- Ready?

- On three.

- On three.

Alright.

- One, two, three.
- One, two three.

- Whew. Isn't that nice?

- Yes!

- It's a party, Pete.

- Well that's that sweet
cold natural water.

She should get in.

She should really get in.

- Let's get her in.

- This is your idea.
- She can thank us later.

- This is your idea.

- Hey, hey,
follow my lead.

You want a beer?

- Yeah, I'll have one.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Alright.

How's your day, how's it going?

- Good.

- You getting some answers?

- Yeah, you good at
crossword puzzles?

- I'm pretty good.

- What are you doing? No don't.

Stop.

- Alright.
- Stop.

Do not throw me in.
- It's happening.

- No, do not, do not.

Put me down, put me down.

- Woo hoo!

- God. You fucking asshole.

- Babe, it's alright.

- It's fun, Kate.

- Just hang out
in the water now.

- I said I didn't want
to fucking get in.

- But babe, you can
just hang out in here.

- I'm sorry.

- I thought it was funny.

It was my fault.

- Fuck. Leave me alone. God.

You guys need to grow up.

- Hi.

- Hey.

- Can I come in?

- Yeah, please.

- I just wanted to
apologize for earlier

for freaking out at you.

- Absolutely don't have to,

I'm sorry that I threw you in.

That was stupid.

- It's totally fine.

- Do you want to come in?

- Yeah, is it okay?

- Absolutely.

I'd love you to, I'd
love your opinion.

- Nice.

I don't want to bother you.
- No please.

- I know you're doing work.
- Look around. Got for it.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

Absolutely, be my guest.

What do you think?

- These are a lot
of really gorgeous ladies.

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Oh, I recognize this one.

She was at your party.

- Yeah, that's Jessie.

- Was she a former
lover of yours?

- Uh, well, yeah,
we've had sex before

but she's a very, very,
very dear friend of mine.

- So this is like your thing.

These naked women.

- Uh yeah, well...

- It's your art.

- I guess I've done
a bit of that but

I'm gonna try and
move forward into more

kind of portraiture from now on.

- Cool.

Do you want a test subject?

- Really?

- Yeah, I can do it.
Do you want a model?

I've never modeled
before but I could try.

- I would love to
but, just so you know

the whole process is
really designed to

kind of break down a
barrier so I don't want

to make you
uncomfortable in any way.

- No, I won't feel, as long
as I can keep my clothes on,

I'm totally cool,
I would be game.

- There's no
danger of that, I promise.

- Okay, cool.

- Really?

- Yeah.

I'm totally game.

Do you want to do it now?

- Sure, have a seat.

- Alright.

- Shut this.

- Yes.

- Okay so just
take whatever position

you like that feels comfortable.

- Sitting.

- Sitting,
great, perfect.

Just hold there while I focus.

- Okay.

- Perfect.

Normally when I do
this I ask a lot of

introductory questions, kind
of get to know you stuff

but I feel like
we're past that so

we'll just get into it.

- Okay.

- Okay?

I feel like you don't
trust me and that's fine,

that's absolutely fine
but I just wanted to know

if I was right or not
in that assessment.

- Sorry are you
asking me a question

for like the photo thing

or are you just
asking me a question?

- Yeah, yeah, it's
all part of it.

- Alright, why do you think
that I don't trust you?

- Just from what
I've felt with you

being around Em and I,
I just wanted to know

if that was something I
was right or wrong about.

- I mean, if I'm gonna
be totally honest,

and that's like
what this thing is,

I've seen Em get burnt a
lot of times in the past

by people that she's dated.

- So is it Em's judgment
that you don't trust

or is it me as a person
that you don't trust?

- I don't really know you.

I mean, what I do
know about you is

that you've known Em
for a very short time,

that you are a man, that
you take photos of women

who you have slept with and
keep naked photos of them up.

- So is it the idea
of sexuality in

general that you
have a problem with?

- No I don't feel uncomfortable
about sexuality at all.

I feel good about my
sexuality, I feel good

about my best friend's
who has her own sexuality

and is a very sexual person.

- Is that why you
two are friends

so that you can have
a vicarious kind of

experience through
Em's sexuality?

- No, and I think that's
really insulting that you

would assume that that's why
I would be someone's friend.

- I'm not trying to insult
you I'm just asking.

- No, that is not it.

I like to keep different,

I like to have friends that
are different from me for sure,

and that's--

- I'm not gonna take your photo.

- Why?

- Because I feel like
there's still something

between you and I, I feel
like you're not quite

fully letting me in yet.

- No, I feel like I am, and
I'm being very honest with you.

- It's okay.
- I'm being very clear about

how I feel about things without

giving you any bullshit answers.

- I understand.
- Because that was the thing

that you wanted right?
- It's a very difficult thing

to be vulnerable.
- You wanted people to be

really honest so
that's what I'm doing.

- Look if you're not
ready for it, it's fine.

- Yeah, okay.

- It's absolutely fine.

I want you to be
totally comfortable--

- I think it's really
insulting that you

would say that I'm
not ready for it,

when I feel like I'm a person
that lives a very authentic

and honest life all the time.
- I just feel like I can't

take your photo.
- You just keep talking

over me, you don't even
let me say what I'm saying.

- I'm trying to--
- No.

I feel totally comfortable.
- I'm not gonna take your

photo because
you're scared of me.

- I'm not fucking scared of you.

- That was great, that was it.

Thank you.

- Oh, you're welcome.

- I'm so proud of you.
Are you kidding me?

- Yeah.
- Oh my god. That's amazing.

Holy shit.
- Oh my god, oh my god, what?

- SGI called.

- Yeah?

- They offered me the position.

- Oh my god, oh,
my god, that is though.

- Yeah, babe, we're doing this.

- Yes.
- This is happening.

- Yes.

- They offered me a two
bedroom apartment in Seattle,

company car,
transportation package,

everything's covered,
they want us there next week.

This is fast.

This is gonna happen.

- Oh my god.
- Is this okay?

- Yes, this is so good.
- Is this okay?

- This is so, so, so, so good.

So good.

- Holy fucking shit.
- I know, I know, I know.

- We're there, babe.
- I know, it's so good.

- We're fucking there.
- Yes.

- Put it there, huh?

I love you.

- I love you.

- Oh my god, our lives just changed.
- Yeah.

- I gotta call my parents.

- Yeah, go, go, go call them.

- I fucking did it.

- Call Melinda.
- Should we do shots?

- Yes.
- Yes.

- Like straight away.

- Yes. Yes, yes.

- Give me five minutes.

10 minutes.
- Go.

- 15 minutes.
- Go, I'm so proud of you.

- Oh my god.

- This is crazy.
- Wow, that's...

Next week is like whoa.

- Get coffee, and Nick and I
will have to just visit and...

- Yeah.

Seattle.

Soon be a Seattle citizen.

Come on, come.

Get some shots.
- Drinks?

Alright, alright.

Alright, let's do
this. Let's do this.

Open all his fucking windows.

- Hey, I just wanted to
say sorry about before.

- No, don't, that
was really fine.

- Are you sure?

- So sure and I hope that,

I think it's a
really cool project

so I hope that it works
out really good for you.

- It means so much to
Em that you're here

and I'm really
happy you're here.

- One, two, three, seven.
- One, two, three, seven.

- Fuck.

- One, two, three, 10.
- One, two, three.

- One, two, three, 10.
- One, two, three.

- Where's
his chest hair at?

- I'm just trying to embrace

one day at a time, you know?

You know?

- Here you go.

- That's bringing
back memories isn't it?

Whenever you're ready.

Oh my god, look at you.

- Don't ever make
me miss you again.

- I will try.

- It's like $23.75.

- It's my birthday today.

- Cool, man, happy birthday.

- Do you want
to take a shot, Mark?

- Do you want to
take a shot, Mark?

- Nah, I can't, I'm sorry.

- Yeah, Mark!
- Happy birthday!

- Thank you.

- Guys and with that I gotta go.

Thanks for the hospitality.

- I've never been fishing.

- You want
to catch a fish?

- I would love to.

- Do you, Pete, want
to go fishing tomorrow?

- I, Nick, absolutely do.

Is that a promise or are
you just saying this?

- You want to go
fishing tomorrow?

- Don't mess with me.

- I'm not messing with you.
- No playing.

- Let's play sardines.

- Let's play sardines.

- What's sardines?

- Alright, you turn off
all the lights in the house

and it's like hide and seek.

- But backwards.
- But only one person,

exactly, only one person hides

and then everyone goes
to find the person

and then when you
find the person

you hide with them
like a sardine,

and then the next
person hides with them

until there's only one person
left looking for everybody.

Count to 60.

- Alright turn
all the lights off.

- One Mississippi.
Two Mississippi.

- 47, 48, 49.

- You're up to 49 already?

- 50, 51, 52, 53, 54,

55, 56, 57, 58, 59,

60!

Em?

- Holy
schnikes, I found you.

I didn't want to be the loser.

- My grandma says
that tuna salad helps.

You want some tuna?

You want some tuna?

- You're so mean.

- I'm getting hot,
I'm going inside.

Hey.

- Hi.

- I just got so hot.

- Crikey.

What is this?

Oh my goodness,
it's an Em crocodile.

- Camouflage.

- It's an Em
crocodile, oh my god.

Never, oh my god.
- You're doing such

a good job.

- All my days being
an Australian.

- Don't.
- Did I ever

in all my days find such
a beautiful specimen?

Check out my big biceps

and my big cabin.

Show me your tits.

I'm gonna take your
photograph to fuck you.

Take your tits out.

- Is that how it works?

Is that how it works?

- Nice.

I don't even need
to see your face.

Just boobs.

Okay, three, two,

and one, yes.

Alright.

Got it.

- Don't break it.

- Armpit juice will
make it really good.

- Gotta get that juice on there.

- That's a secret, for
all of his photographs.

He puts his armpit,
and then he just gets

all snuggled up.
- And then he lies down

on them like this.

And then my 19 year old self
is freaking out right now.

Oh my god.

- I loved 19 year old Em.

- She liked you.

- If I had meant it.

The crocodile Em.

- I think that's a bad idea.

I think that's a bad idea.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah.

- I think it's not.
- I'm pretty sure it's

a really bad idea.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

- Taste the freshness.

- Em's dad.

- You're kidding?

- Yeah, he did.

Hey, fish, we got fish.

- Ladies, gather round.

Fish!

- Get up, get up, get up.

Shit.

- Hey, how many
did you guys get?

- She's gonna fucking die.

- Hey.

- Hey.

- What is going on?
- Look at what we got.

- I crashed so hard.

What?

- Voila.
- Holy shit.

- This is what we
conquered for you.

- Wow, I am impressed.

- Yes.

- Did you do that?

Did he do that?
- Yeah.

Thanks to that helpful guidance.

Katie.

- This guy.
- I've done it.

I punched the last
hole in my man card.

That's right.

- I don't think that's a thing.

- I will now catch
our food for us

for the rest of our lives.

How are you?
- Wow.

I'm good, you caught a fish?

- I caught two fish.

- Yeah? Great job.

- Thanks to the help, yeah.

It was easy, I'd
never done it before.

- You smell like beer, get down.

You smell like booze.

- Good, good,
two raisins again.

- Yup.

- Alright, I'll call.

No problem at all.

- Alright.

- A raisin.

Another raisin bet.
- Just one.

- You're really going for it.

- Yeah.

- Do you want me
to get some plates?

- No. I'm good.

- Huh?

- No, it's fine.

- You want me to make a salad?

- No, no it's fine.

It doesn't need a salad,
I already have vegetables.

- Okay.

- Can you just not, I like...

- Hey, what's up?

- I just like, I can't...

- What?

- I like don't.

- What? Hey, talk to me.
- No, no, no, I just

really don't want to.
- Okay.

- Hey, we gonna eat?

- Yes.

- Yeah?

- Yeah.

I'm just gonna
grab some kindling.

- Alright.

- First of all I want to
say thank you to our hosts.

What a wonderful weekend.

We've had a wonderful
exciting time

and I'm so glad we came up here.

As Kate could tell you
I've been working a lot.

It's really taken
up a lot of time

and it's been very trying
and just being up here,

being with you guys, seeing
this little one again,

it just reminds me that this is

this is what's really important.

Very old friends,
and very new friends,

and the people that we love most

and the ones we hold dearest.

Anyway.

- Cheers.
- Here, here.

Cheers, guys.
- Beautifully said.

- Cheers. There you go.

- Baby, you're good, I got this.

I'll get the rest of this.

- No, that's
alright, I can help.

- No, no, you caught the
fish that we ate for dinner.

It's fine.

- You sure?

- Yes.

- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Okay.

I'm gonna have a smoke.

- Okay.
- Okay.

- So what'd you really
think of that fish?

- It was the best fish I
ever had in my whole life.

- And don't flatter me.

- No, me?

Who, me?

- Hey.

- Hey.

- How you doing?

- Good, almost done.

- What did you and
Kate get up to today?

We just went down
by the lake really.

- You guys go swimming?

- No, we just laid out.

- Did you get up
to anything else?

- Not really.

- Is it what I think it is?

- Yeah.

I was gonna tell you.

I was gonna tell
you when they left.

- This is a nice little bench.

Oh my god.

This feels so good, you know?

- Yeah.

- I've just been
so, I don't know,

I went a little
crazy last night.

- Yeah?

- I've just been
so fucking happy.

- Yeah?

- Just,

being out here, being away.

- Yeah. Good.

- Just so fucking happy.

- Good.

I want you to be happy.

- I love you so much.

- I love you so much.

- Hey.

Do you want to get married?

- What?

- Do you
want to get married?

- What?

- Hello.

We got something to
share with you guys.

You want to tell them?

We're gonna get married.

We just decided.

- Congratulations.

- Thank you.

- I'm very happy for you.

Excuse me.

- You guys should probably talk.

- Were you the one
to initiate it?

- I don't know, it
just kind of happened.

- Does this feel like something
that you want to do again?

Do you want like an open
relationship or something?

- No.

I don't want an
open relationship.

No.

You don't want an
open relationship.

Why would you even suggest
something like that

that you don't even want?

- I'm not suggesting it,
I was asking the question.

Of course I don't.

Babe, I think we gotta go.

I mean, it's alright.

We'll see Em again.

We just got to figure
this out, babe.

You know?

I mean obviously
shit's fucked up.

- I don't, I don't,

I don't want we to go figure
out my fucked-up-ness.

- What are we gonna do
just talk about it here?

Look, I get it, there's some
stuff that we need to work out

and we'll work it out, alright?

What?

Why are you shaking
your head, Kate?

- Because I don't want to.

Because I don't want to,

I don't want to get
in the car with you

because if I get in
the car with you,

then we're gonna
drive back to Brooklyn

and then we're gonna
move to Seattle, and we-

and then we're gonna get
married and have kids

and all these things
and like, these are all

the things that you want, okay?

And here's somebody, you
know exactly what you want,

right, you know what
you want in life,

and like, I don't
know what I want.

- Wait, wait, wait, you don't
know what you want, Kate?

What do you mean you
don't know what you want?

We've been at this
for five years.

- I'm so sorry.
I'm so, so, so, so sorry.

- Don't be sorry.

- I am so sorry, I'm so sorry.

You and I got together and like

you had an idea
of what you wanted

and you had an idea
of who I was right?

- Yeah, yeah, I did have
an idea of who you were.

Are you saying that's
not who you are?

- I'm saying, I don't
know, I'm saying

I'm not like the perfect
thing that you've,

like, played me out
to be all this time.

- I know you're
not perfect, Kate.

- Well you treat me like I am

and you act like I
am and you fucking

put up with all of my
shit every single time.

- Yes, of course I do.

- If we leave here, if I
get in that car with you

and we go live
our fucking lives,

I'm gonna keep
fucking up like this,

I'm gonna keep
doing fucked up shit

just because you let
me get away with it.

- Do you know how
hard it is to let you

get away with your
shit when you're moody?

But that's what I do
because I love you.

- That's the fucked up thing.
- I know that you are

the woman that I
want, I know that.

That's what I know.

- No, I'm not, that's the
thing, is like, the version

that you have of me,
feels like it's missing

like five angles, there's...

- Kate, I know you're fucked up.

- I'm not fucked up.

I'm not fucked up, it's like I'm

trying to figure out
shit and I don't know

that this is the right thing.

- Yeah, it really seemed
like you knew what you wanted

when I asked you to marry
me a fucking hour ago.

I feel like a fucking idiot.

I'm not staying here.

Come with me, please.

- No.

- Please?

- No.

- Have I ever asked
you for anything?

- Don't.

- Kate?

- Don't make me.

- If I put up with
all this shit,

if I'm such a great
guy, I'm asking you,

Kate, please, I'm asking.

- I told you no.

- I'm like lost in
space right now.

I love you, okay?

I really really do.

- Are you okay?

If there's anything we
can do, let us know.

- Here, I poured you one.

Will you drink with me?

- Do you have any idea how
fucking selfish you are?

Do you have any idea?

- Em?

- Kate?

Kate!

Nick!

Nick!

I got you, I got you.

Kate, please. Kate!

Nick! Nick!

Help me! Help me! Help me!

Help me!

Kate!

- Roll her over,
let's roll her over.

- Kate.

Kate, Kate, Kate.

Come on, come on,
sweetie. Come on.

Kate.

- Shit.

Okay, it stopped bleeding.

- Hey, it's me.

I just wanted to make sure
that you got back okay,

that you got home safe.

- Hey.

- Hi.

- You want some coffee?

- No, I'm good, thanks.

- Are you doing okay?

- No.

I will.

Thank you for asking.

- You're welcome.

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High of 77, dropping tonight
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Scattered showers
tomorrow morning,

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