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♪ BA, DA, BA,
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♪ BA, DA, BA,
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♪ BA, DA, BA, BA, DA, BA, ♪
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♪ JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE ♪
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THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
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>> Jimmy: HELLO, I'M JIMMY.
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I'M THE HOST OF THIS HOUSE.
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THANK YOU FOR BRAVING THE CURFEW
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TO BE HERE.
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ALTHOUGH WE DIDN'T HAVE A CURFEW
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IN L. A. TONIGHT FOR THE FIRST
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TIME THIS WEEK.
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WE DID HAVE AN EARTHQUAKE.
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WE HAD A LITTLE SHAKER HERE LAST
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NIGHT.
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A 5.5.
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AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE,
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THERE'S AN ASTEROID HEADING OUR
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WAY.
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ON SATURDAY NIGHT, AN ASTEROID
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THAT IS SAID TO BE THE SIZE OF
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THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING WILL
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PASS CLOSE BY EARTH.
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WHO KNOWS?
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MAYBE WE'LL GET LUCKY AND IT'LL
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HIT US.
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AS OF TODAY, SEVERAL HOTEL
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CASINOS ARE OPEN FOR BUSINESS IN
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VEGAS,WITH SAFETY MEASURES IN
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PLACE.
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THIS IS AT MGM.
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THEY'VE GOT HAND‐WASHING
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STATIONS, GLASS PARTITIONS AT
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THE CRAPS TABLES. PLAYING
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BLACKJACK NOW IS LIKE VISITING A
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RELATIVE IN PRISON.
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HOW DO YOU LET THE DEALER KNOW
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YOU WANT ANOTHER CARD?
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DO YOU TAP THE GLASS?
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YOU CAN SEE, THEY HAVE
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PLENTY OF HAND SANITIZER.
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EVEN THE GO‐GO DANCERS ARE
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WEARING PLASTIC FACE SHIELDS.
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IT'S LIKE "BLADE RUNNER."
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HOW THIS IS SAFE, I DON'T KNOW.
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GOING TO A CASINO DURING A
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PANDEMIC IS THAT GRAY AREA
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BETWEEN REGULAR ROULETTE AND THE
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RUSSIAN KIND.
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A DAY AFTER CHARGES WERE FILED
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AGAINST ALL FOUR OFFICERS
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INVOLVED IN THE DEATH OF
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GEORGE FLOYD, THE MOOD IN OUR
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COUNTRY IS A BIT BRIGHTER.
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PROTESTS CONTINUE NATIONWIDE BUT
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COMMON GROUND IS BEING REACHED.
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IN LINCOLN, NEBRASKA, POLICE AND
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PROTESTERS EVEN HAD AN IMPROMPTU
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DANCE PARTY.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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WAS THAT A PROTEST OR
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TOM SELLECK'S WEDDING RECEPTION?
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ARE WE SURE THOSE WERE REAL COPS
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AND NOT STRIPPERS?
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I'VE BEEN FOOLED BEFORE.
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THAT WAS THE SCENE IN LINCOLN.
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IN WASHINGTON, WHERE LAW
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ENFORCEMENT HAS TAKEN A MUCH
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MORE FORCEFUL APPROACH,
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INCLUDING TEAR‐GASSING PEACEFUL
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PROTESTORS ‐‐
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THINGS ARE NOT AS AMICABLE.
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AUTHORITIES THERE ARE BUSY
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ERECTING ANOTHER FENCE AROUND
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THE EXISTING WHITE HOUSE FENCE.
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TWO FENCES.
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WASN'T THAT A SPIN DOCTORS SONG?
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SO IT LOOKS LIKE TRUMP IS
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FINALLY GETTING HIS WALL BUILT
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AFTER ALL.
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HOW LONG BEFORE WE FIND OUT
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DON JUNIOR INVESTED IN A FENCE
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COMPANY?
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YESTERDAY, TRUMP'S FORMER
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SECRETARY OF DEFENSE, FOUR STAR
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GENERAL JAMES "MAD DOG" MATTIS,
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GAVE THE PRESIDENT A ONE STAR
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YELP REVIEW.
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HE LAMBASTED HIS FORMER BOSS,
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SAYING, "WE ARE WITNESSING THE
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CONSEQUENCES OF THREE YEARS
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WITHOUT MATURE LEADERSHIP."
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AND THAT TRUMP IS A THREAT TO
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THE CONSTITUTION.
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OF THE UNITED STATES.
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THE PRESIDENT, OF COURSE, FIRED
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BACK RIGHT AWAY.
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TWEETING, "PROBABLY THE ONLY
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THING BARACK OBAMA AND I HAVE IN
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COMMON IS THAT WE BOTH HAD THE
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HONOR OF FIRING JIM MATTIS, THE
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WORLD'S MOST OVERRATED GENERAL."
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DIDN'T HE CALL MERYL STREEP
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OVERRATED TOO?
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"I ASKED FOR HIS LETTER OF
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RESIGNATION, AND FELT GREAT
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ABOUT IT.
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HIS NICKNAME WAS "CHAOS", WHICH
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I DIDN'T LIKE, AND CHANGED TO
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"MAD DOG."
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WHICH, NOT ONLY IS THAT NOT
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TRUE, HE HAD THAT NICKNAME FOR
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YEARS.
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IT'S ‐‐
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WHAT A STRANGE THING TO LIE
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ABOUT.
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SO EASILY DISPROVED!
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REMEMBER THAT MOVIE "ROMY AND
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MICHELE'S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION"
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WHERE THEY LIE AND SAY THEY
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INVENTED POST‐IT NOTES?
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IT'S LIKE THAT, BUT FROM THE
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PRESIDENT.
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AND THIS IS INTERESTING, SOMEONE
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CAME UP WITH A VERY CLEVER WAY
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TO DEBUNK THE PRESIDENT'S CLAIM
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THAT HIS FREE SPEECH IS BEING
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TARGETED FOR CENSORSHIP ON
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TWITTER.
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A GUY STARTED POSTING THE
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PRESIDENT'S TWEETS LAST WEEK,
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VERBATIM, ON HIS OWN ACCOUNT.
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HE JUST CUT AND PASTED THE
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PRESIDENT'S TWEETS AND GUESS
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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HE GOT SUSPENDED FOR VIOLATING
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TWITTER'S RULES AGAINST
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GLORIFYING VIOLENCE.
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MAYBE TWITTER HAS A WAY OF
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DETERMINING WHO IS AND ISN'T A
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THREAT BASED ON HOW TINY THE
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PERSON WHO TWEETED'S THUMBS ARE.
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I DON'T KNOW.
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MEANWHILE, SNAPCHAT HAS
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ANNOUNCED THEY WILL NO LONGER
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PROMOTE THE PRESIDENT'S ACCOUNT
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BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE HIS
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COMMENTS COULD INCITE VIOLENCE.
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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE JUST
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NOW LEARNING THE PRESIDENT IS ON
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SNAPCHAT?
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I DIDN'T KNOW EITHER.
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AND SINCE THE PRESIDENT REFUSES
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TO FILTER HIMSELF, SNAPCHAT IS
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ALSO NOW ‐ ADDING A FILTER FOR
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HIM.
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>> I'VE SEEN YOU AND THE FIRST
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LADY INTERACT.
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SHE'S SUCH AN IMPORTANT PART OF
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YOUR LIFE.
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HOW MUCH DO YOU RELY ON HER?
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>> SO, SHE'S TREATED UNFAIRLY,
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BUT THE PEOPLE LOVE HER.
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THE PEOPLE LOVE HER.
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WHEN I MAKE A SPEECH, THEY HAVE
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SIGN, WE LOVE OUR
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FIRST ‐‐ YOU'VE SEEN HUNDREDS OF
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SIGNS, WE LOVE OUR FIRST LADY.
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WE SOMETIMES HAVE PICTURES OF
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HIGH HEELS, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
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>> Jimmy: I KNEW HE WORE
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DIAPERS.
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SO TWITTER AND SNAPCHAT HAVE
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TAKEN ACTION TO TEMPER THE
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PRESIDENT'S LIES.
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MEANWHILE, MARK ZUCKERBERG IS UP
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IN HIS PENTHOUSE OFFICE,
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MASTURBATING TO THE BALANCE OF
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HIS CHECKING ACCOUNT.
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DONNY BOO BOO SAT FOR A
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22‐MINUTE INTERVIEW YESTERDAY ON
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SOMETHING CALLED "NEWSMAX TV."
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IT WAS A FAVOR TO HIS
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SECOND‐FAVORITE SEAN, FORMER
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PRESS SECRETARY SEAN SPICER.
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DON AND SEAN COVERED THE WHOLE
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SPECTRUM OF HARD HITTING TOPICS
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FROM WHY TRUMP IS AWESOME TO WHY
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HE IS GREAT.
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AND THEY HAD A CHAT ABOUT
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TRUMP'S ILL‐ADVISED WALK TO
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CHURCH.
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>> WE WALKED FROM THE WHITE
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HOUSE, AND I THINK EVERYTHING
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WAS HANDLED VERY WELL.
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I WILL TELL YOU, RELIGIOUS
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LEADERS LOVED IT.
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RELIGIOUS LEADERS THOUGHT IT WAS
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GREAT.
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THEY LOVED IT.
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>> Jimmy: I EVEN GOT A THANK YOU
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NOTE FROM GOD.
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HE LOVED IT TOO.
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PEOPLE WEREN'T YELLING, "JESUS
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CHRIST" BECAUSE THEY LOVED IT.
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SPICER ALSO LOBBED TRUMP A
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QUESTION ABOUT HIS FAITH, AND
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LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY TO HOW HE
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DOESN'T ANSWER THIS.
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>> SINCE YOU'VE BEEN PRESIDENT,
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HAVE YOU GROWN IN YOUR FAITH?
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DO YOU PRAY?
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DO YOU PRAY OFTEN?
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YOU TALK A LOT ABOUT RELIGION
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THIS WEEK, WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO
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YOU?
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>> SO I THINK MAYBE I HAVE, FROM
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THE STANDPOINT THAT I SEE SO
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MUCH THAT I CAN DO.
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I'VE DONE SO MUCH FOR RELIGION.
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>> Jimmy: SO THE ANSWER IS NO.
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HE'S DONE SO MUCH FOR RELIGION.
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YOU KNOW, TECHNICALLY, SATAN HAS
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DONE A LOT FOR RELIGION TOO.
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THIS WAS SOME INTERVIEW.
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YOU'VE GOT TO WATCH THE WHOLE
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THING.
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MAYBE MY FAVORITE PART, AFTER
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ALL THAT HAS GONE ON IN
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MINNEAPOLIS THIS WEEK, IT SEEMS
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THE PRESIDENT STILL DOESN'T KNOW
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HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT.
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>> LOOK, I STOPPED IT IN
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MINNESOTA, MINI‐IN‐APPLIIS.
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>> Jimmy: MINNY‐IN‐APOLIS.
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BUT MAYBE THAT WAS JUST A SLIP
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OF THE TONGUE.
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MAYBE THAT WAS THE HYDROXY
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KICKING IN.
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I'M SURE HE GOT IT RIGHT THE
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NEXT TIME.
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>> THE MAYOR OF MINI‐IN‐NAPLIIS.
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>> Jimmy:
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NOPE.
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MINI ANNAPOLIS.
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IT'S A TINY NAVAL BASE IN
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MARYLAND AND AS IF THAT WASN'T
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ENOUGH, IT WAS THE RETURN OF THE
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PRESIDENT'S FAVORITE VAMPIRE
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BAT.
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RUDY GIULIANI WAS ON "GOOD
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MORNING BRITAIN WITH
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PIERS MORGAN."
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PIERS USED TO BE THE PRESIDENT'S
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PAL, BUT I GUESS THAT DOESN'T
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SUIT HIM ANYMORE SO NOW HE'S A
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CRITIC AND RUDY G DOESN'T LIKE
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THAT AT ALL.
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>> THE INTERVIEW WAS OVER AS FAR
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AS I'M CONCERNED.
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>> YOU SOUND COMPLETELY BARKING
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MAD, DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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>> NO, A BIG LIAR.
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>> YOU'VE LOST THE PLOT, AND
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IT'S SAD TO SEE.
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>> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO GOT THROWN
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OFF OF TELEVISION HERE, BECAUSE
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YOU HAD RATINGS THAT WERE ABOUT
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TWO.
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>> YEAH.
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>> SO DON'T TELL ME I'VE LOST
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ANYTHING!
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>> YOU KEEP GOING, RUDY.
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>> I REMEMBER THE MISTAKES YOU
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MADE AND HOW YOU [ BLEEP ]ED UP.
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DON'T GIVE ME THAT STUFF, I KNOW
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WHO YOU ARE.
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK RUDY.
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WE MISSED YOU.
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I HOPE THE RABIES SHOTS DON'T
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HURT AS MUCH AS I HEAR THEY DO.
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SO THAT'S WHAT THE FORMER MAYOR
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OF NEW YORK IS UP TO.
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THE CURRENT MAYOR IS GETTING
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HAMMERED FROM ALL SIDES,
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INCLUDING HIS OWN STAFF.
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AT A PRESS CONFERENCE YESTERDAY,
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WITH HIS CITY IN THE MIDDLE OF
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MASSIVE PROTESTS AND CIVIL
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UNREST, HE WANTED TO REMIND
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EVERYONE OF THE SONG "IMAGINE"
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BY JOHN LENNON.
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WHICH IS LAME FOR SURE, BUT
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SOMEHOW, THIS MORNING ON "FOX
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AND FRIENDS, "WEATHERMAN
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BRIAN KILMEADE, SOMEHOW MANAGED
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TO OUT‐LAME IT.
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>> HE WANTS YOU TO HUM "IMAGINE"
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BY JOHN LENNON.
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HE WANTS US TO IMAGINE ‐‐ JOHN
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LENNON WOULDN'T BE SAFE IN THE
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CITY RAIGHT NOW.
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HE'D BE HIDING IN HIS APARTMENT.
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>> Jimmy: NOBODY TELL BRIAN HOW
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JOHN LENNON DIED.
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LET HIM GOOGLE IT.
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THE SCHOOL YEAR IS MERCIFULLY
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COMING TO AN END, BUT MANY
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PARENTS ARE STILL HOMESCHOOLING
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AND EXPERIENCING SENIORITIS FOR
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THE SECOND TIME IN THEIR LIVES.
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BUT FEAR NOT BECAUSE HELP IS
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HERE IN AN ADORABLE LITTLE
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PACKAGE.
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IT'S TIME FOR HOMEWORK CORNER
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WITH GUILLERMO.
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>> Guillermo: HI, WELCOME TO
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I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?
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>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY
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KIMMEL LIVE FROM MY HOUSE."
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PANTHER," CHADWICK BOSEMAN, THE
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MY GUEST TONIGHT IS ONE OF THE
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FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET.
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I THINK SHE'S STILL ON THE
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PLANET.
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LET'S CHECK.
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PLEASE WELCOME WANDA SYKES.
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HELLO, WANDA.
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>> HEY, JIMMY, YEAH, I'M STILL
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ON THE PLANET, DIDN'T TAKE THE
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ROCKET SHIP OUT OF HERE, YET.
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>> Jimmy: IT'S FREIGHGREAT TO S.
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I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE
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YOU HAVE BEEN, ON SOCIAL MEDIA,
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I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED AND
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LEARNED FROM WATCHING YOU.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU POSTED A
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VIDEO, A LONG VIDEO.
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YOU SAID YOU HAD A COUPLE DRINKS
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AT THE BEGINNING OF IT, AND THEN
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YOU SPOKE VERY ELOQUENTLY AND
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VERY PASSIONATELY ABOUT, I THINK
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YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT LIKE
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WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO STEP UP.
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AND YOU WERE SPEAKING
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SPECIFICALLY ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS,
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AND I THOUGHT THAT WAS
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ILLUMINATING AND PRETTY GREAT TO
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WATCH.
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>> THANK YOU.
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YOU KNOW, LET ME JUST START OFF
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BY SAYING THAT, YOU KNOW, THAT
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GEORGE CLOONEY, HE MAKES A MEAN
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TEQUILA.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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>> Jimmy: HE CRUSHES THE
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POTATOES WITH HIS FEET.
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>> WHATEVER, I THINK IT'S AGAVE.
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HE MAKES A MEAN TEQUILA.
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AND, YOU KNOW.
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>> Jimmy: YEAH.
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>> IT JUST KIND OF JUST GOT ME
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TO THE, I WAS ALREADY JUST SO
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FRUSTRATED AND ANGRY AND, AND,
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YOU KNOW, WE'RE JUST TIRED OF
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THIS MAN.
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IT'S JUST LIKE WE'VE BEEN IN,
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KEEP GOING IN THIS SAME THING
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OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND I THINK
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THIS ONE, IT JUST, IT WAS IT.
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THIS WAS, THIS WAS THE, LIKE IT
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WAS JUST ENOUGH.
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AND I JUST HAD TO SAY SOMETHING,
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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE WE CAN'T DO
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IT ALONE.
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IF WE'RE OUT THERE MARCHING AND
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ASKING FOR CHANGE, WE NEED WHITE
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PEOPLE TO DO IT.
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WE NEED WHITE PEOPLE TO TELL
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WHITE PEOPLE TO STOP BEING
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RACIST.
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BECAUSE, WHEN WE DO IT,
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OBVIOUSLY, IT'S NOT WORKING.
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YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE THE PERSON
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THAT'S KICKING YOUR BUTT, YOU
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CAN'T ASK US, HEY, WHY CAN'T YOU
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MAKE THEM STOP KICKING YOUR
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BUTT.
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IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT.
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>> Jimmy: I SAW SOME FOOTAGE OF
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A PROTEST TODAY IN MANHATTAN
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BEACH, AND IT WAS INTERESTING,
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BECAUSE IT WAS ALMOST ALL
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ENTIRELY WHITE PEOPLE MARCHING
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FOR BLACK LIVES MATTER.
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AND, YOU KNOW, I HOPE, IT SEEMS
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LIKE WITH ALMOST EVERYTHING THAT
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IS VERY SERIOUS, IT IS AT THE
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TOP OF OUR MINDS FOR A WHILE.
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AND THEN WE JUST MOVE ON TO THE
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NEXT THING.
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IT REALLY IS A SHAME, BUT I
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GUESS THAT'S HUMAN NATURE, BUT I
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HOPE THAT THIS IS SOMETHING THAT
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REALLY STICKS WITH PEOPLE.
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>> OH, THIS IS DIFFERENT.
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YOU CAN FEEL IT.
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CAN YOU FEEL THIS IS DIFFERENT.
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LIKE I SAY, YOU CAN SEE WHITE
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PEOPLE OUT THERE, AND I GUESS
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WEIWE
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JUST HAD TO TELL Y'ALL, HEY,
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IT'S OKAY.
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KUM
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CAN MARCH.
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WE NEED YOU INVOLVED.
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AND I SEE THAT.
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JUST IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
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I HAD TO GO TO THE GROCERY
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STORE.
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THERE WAS A BUNCH OF WHITE KIDS
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ON THE CORNER, YOU KNOW, AND
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SOME BLACK KIDS, TOO.
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AND THEY WERE OUT PROTESTING,
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AND IT'S JUST BEAUTIFUL,
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BEAUTIFUL TO SEE.
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SO I THINK WE ARE GOING TO SEE
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SOME, SOME MOVEMENT.
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>> Jimmy: DOES WHAT'S GOING ON
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MAKE YOU REGRET HAVING VOTED FOR
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DONALD TRUMP?
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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BY THE WAY, I DO WANT TO SAY, I
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WANT TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT FOR
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ONE SECOND AND SAY IF YOU
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HAVEN'T SEEN WANDA'S STAND‐UP
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COMEDY SPECIAL ON NETFLIX,
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN THE
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00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:11,364
HOUSE OR WHATEVER, IT IS
522
00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:13,799
HYSTERICALLY FUNNY, WANDA SIKES,
523
00:17:13,799 --> 00:17:15,735
IT IS SO GOOD AND SO FUNNY.
524
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,037
AND KIND OF GETS INTO SOME OF
525
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:25,444
THIS STUFF, AND I REALLY EDGE
526
00:17:25,444 --> 00:17:25,878
JOY
527
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:26,512
ENJOYED IT.
528
00:17:26,512 --> 00:17:27,713
YOU HAVE BEEN IN KWAURNS WITH
529
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,115
THE FAMILY NOW?
530
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:32,385
>> YEAH, IT'S BEEN SINCE MARCH
531
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,519
15th.
532
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:34,987
>> Jimmy: HOW OLD ARE YOUR TWINS
533
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:35,154
NOW?
534
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:37,456
>> THEY'RE 11.
535
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,224
THEY'RE 11.
536
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:41,160
>> Jimmy: AND YOU HOME SCHOOL
537
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:41,561
THEM, RIGHT?
538
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:42,428
>> NO.
539
00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,729
>> Jimmy: YOU'RE JUST DOING IT
540
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:44,163
NOW.
541
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,432
>> YEAH, WE'RE DOING IT NOW.
542
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,301
I'M NOT CRAZY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH
543
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:48,467
YOU?
544
00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:49,502
>> Jimmy: I KNOW PEOPLE WHO DO
545
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,536
IT AND THEY LIKE IT.
546
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,538
IT'S NOT FOR ME, BUT I CAN
547
00:17:52,538 --> 00:17:53,339
UNDERSTAND HOW SOME PEOPLE WOULD
548
00:17:53,339 --> 00:17:55,708
BE OKAY WITH IT.
549
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:56,909
>> HUH‐UH.
550
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:59,078
MAN, MY SON HAD A, THEY HAD MATH
551
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:03,015
THE OTHER DAY, IT WAS ABOUT THE
552
00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,117
METRIC SYSTEM.
553
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:05,351
HUH‐UH.
554
00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:06,319
>> Jimmy: YOU'VE BEEN HELPING?
555
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:09,088
>> I HAD TO LIKE REALLY LOOK
556
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,189
THAT STUFF UP, MAN.
557
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,458
I WAS LIKE, METRIC SYSTEM?
558
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,994
WE DIDN'T LEARN THAT, I
559
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:15,328
DON'T ‐‐ NO.
560
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:19,732
>> Jimmy: WE CONSIDER TD TOED IE
561
00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:22,835
UN‐AMERICAN TO LEARN THE METRIC
562
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:23,135
SYSTEM.
563
00:18:23,135 --> 00:18:24,403
REMEMBER THAT?
564
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:25,805
WE HAVE INCHES AND FEET.
565
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,206
>> INCHES AND FEET, AND THE
566
00:18:27,206 --> 00:18:29,642
DOCTORS, WHEN YOU GET A TUMOR OR
567
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:31,811
SOMETHING, DON'T TELL ME THIS IS
568
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:32,178
CENTIMETERS.
569
00:18:32,178 --> 00:18:33,980
TELL ME WHAT FRUIT IT IS.
570
00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:35,481
WHAT, I GOT A LEMON?
571
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:36,515
IS IT A GRAPE?
572
00:18:36,515 --> 00:18:39,452
>> Jimmy: WHEN YOU'RE HELPING
573
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,187
THE KIDS WITH HOMEWORK, DO YOU
574
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:41,387
CURSE?
575
00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,788
>> I'M SURE I DO.
576
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:46,225
I'M SURE I DO.
577
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:50,963
>> Jimmy: WANDA, EVERY NIGHT,
578
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,032
I'VE BEEN MAKING A TOE NADONATI
579
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,667
CHARITY, AND YOU CHOSE THE RUTH
580
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,602
ELLIS CENTER.
581
00:18:56,602 --> 00:18:57,903
TELL US ABOUT THE RUTH ELLIS
582
00:18:57,903 --> 00:18:58,337
CENTER.
583
00:18:58,337 --> 00:19:01,040
>> THE RUTH ELLIS CENTER IS
584
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,309
BASED IN DETROIT AND THEY TAKE
585
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,411
CARE OF LGBTQ YOUTH WHO'VE BEEN
586
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:09,081
KICKED OUT OF THEIR HOMES OR,
587
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,850
YOU KNOW, JUST ALL KIND OF
588
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,485
PROBLEMS JUST FOR BEING WHO THEY
589
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:12,718
ARE.
590
00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:19,759
SO NOT ONLY DO THEY PROVIDE
591
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,194
SHELTER AND CLOTHE HAVINGING AN
592
00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:24,130
BUT TRAINING AND EDUCATION, AND
593
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:27,366
NOW THEY HAVE HEALTH CARE THERE.
594
00:19:27,366 --> 00:19:29,835
SO THEY'RE GIJUST DOING AMAZING
595
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:30,369
THINGS.
596
00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:31,404
TRANSFORMING LIVES FOR OUR
597
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:31,671
COMMUNITY.
598
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,272
SO I LOVE THEM, AND THEY'RE
599
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:34,140
DOING GREAT WORK.
600
00:19:34,140 --> 00:19:35,574
>> Jimmy: IF YOU WANT TO BE A
601
00:19:35,574 --> 00:19:37,410
PART OF THAT AND DONATE, WE'VE
602
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:39,011
PUT THE WEBSITE RIGHT UP ON THE
603
00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,113
SCREEN, THANK YOU, WANDA SIKES.
604
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:42,314
I APPRECIATE IT.
605
00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:46,085
GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR FAMILY.
606
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:46,786
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE HAVE A
607
00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:47,420
BIG CELEBRITY SURPRISE FOR OUR
608
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:53,926
HEALTHCARE HERO OF THE WEEK.
609
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,494
WANDA SIKES, EVERYTHING.
610
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,096
>> THANKS, JIMMY.
611
00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,564
>> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
612
00:19:58,564 --> 00:19:59,231
KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU
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BY RUFFLES.
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00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:01,701
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615
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,703
DAVIS IN RAISING MONEY FOR
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FEEDING AMERICA GO TO FEEDING
617
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AMERICA.ORG.
618
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♪
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♪ Family, singingin the kitchen ♪
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♪ Family, all four seasons ♪
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♪ Family, wellbless your heart ♪
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♪ Family, allin this together ♪
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♪ Family, we'retaking a chance ♪
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♪ Family, likebirds of a feather ♪
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♪ Family, kick offyour shoes and dance ♪
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♪ Liberty. Liberty.Liberty. Liberty. ♪
658
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♪ ♪
659
00:23:47,660 --> 00:23:50,896
>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK TO "JIMMY
660
00:23:50,896 --> 00:23:51,463
KIMMEL LIVE FROM MY HOUSE."
661
00:23:51,463 --> 00:23:52,097
OUR HEALTHCARE HERO THIS WEEK IS
662
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:54,767
CHLOE DUCOSE.
663
00:23:54,767 --> 00:23:55,601
SHE IS A NURSE FROM
664
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:56,068
SAN DIEGO, CALIFORNIA.
665
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:59,672
HELLO‐E CHLOE!
666
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:01,774
HOW ARE YOU?
667
00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,709
>> HI!
668
00:24:03,709 --> 00:24:09,214
>> Jimmy: HELLO.
669
00:24:09,214 --> 00:24:09,815
SO, CHLOE, I HEARD
670
00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:10,449
YOU WORK IN A TENT GIVING COVID
671
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:10,883
TESTS.
672
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:11,717
I HAVE TO BE HONEST, THAT SOUNDS
673
00:24:11,717 --> 00:24:14,920
TERRIBLE.
674
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,990
>> YEAH, I'VE BEEN PICKING
675
00:24:17,990 --> 00:24:21,393
BOOGERS FOR A WHILE.
676
00:24:21,393 --> 00:24:23,028
>> Jimmy: SO I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN
677
00:24:23,028 --> 00:24:25,464
PICKING BOOGERS FOR A WHILE.
678
00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:29,201
>> IT REALLY HELPS WITH THE
679
00:24:29,201 --> 00:24:31,503
PATIENTS, THEY THINK YOU WANT TO
680
00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:33,105
PICK YOUR BRAIN, NO, IT'S JUST
681
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:34,573
THE BOOGERS.
682
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,208
>> Jimmy: HAS IT BEEN HOT AND
683
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:36,542
MISERABLE?
684
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:38,410
>> NOW THAT IT'S HEATING UP,
685
00:24:38,410 --> 00:24:41,313
IT'S BEEN BOILING, IT'S BEEN 90
686
00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,515
DEGREE WEATHER, SO IT'S NOT
687
00:24:43,515 --> 00:24:45,150
GREAT, BUT WE'RE MANAGING.
688
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,186
>> Jimmy: I HEARD YOU WERE A BIG
689
00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,121
STAR WARS FAN, IS THAT TRUE?
690
00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,990
>> YES, SIR.
691
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:51,724
>> Jimmy: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE
692
00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,359
YOU WATCHED THE "STAR WARS"
693
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,760
MOVIES, ALL OF THEM, FROM
694
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:59,698
BEGINNING TO END?
695
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:00,399
>> A LOT.
696
00:25:00,399 --> 00:25:02,468
THE LET'S JUST PUT IT THAT WAY.
697
00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:05,871
>> Jimmy: MORE THAN TEN?
698
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:07,172
>> YES.
699
00:25:07,172 --> 00:25:07,539
>> Jimmy: YEAH.
700
00:25:07,539 --> 00:25:09,842
I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE FUN TO
701
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:11,677
INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEBODY TO SAY
702
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,811
HELLO WHO WOULD LIKE TO THANK
703
00:25:12,811 --> 00:25:15,848
YOU FOR ALL THE WORK THAT YOU'RE
704
00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:16,715
DOING.
705
00:25:16,715 --> 00:25:17,149
AND, IF ‐‐
706
00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,851
>> WHAT THE HECK?
707
00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:20,219
>> Jimmy: I'D LIKE TO DIRECT
708
00:25:20,219 --> 00:25:23,255
YOUR ATTENTION TO MR. MARK
709
00:25:23,255 --> 00:25:23,489
HAMILL.
710
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:26,358
>> OH, MY GOD!
711
00:25:26,358 --> 00:25:27,760
HI!
712
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,660
>> CHLOE!
713
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:28,861
CHLOE!
714
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,029
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
715
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:33,098
>> THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH YOU.
716
00:25:33,098 --> 00:25:35,034
I APPLAUD YOU FOR HAVING SEEN
717
00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,236
THE "STAR WARS" MOVIES MORE THAN
718
00:25:37,236 --> 00:25:37,903
I HAVE.
719
00:25:37,903 --> 00:25:43,675
>> OH, MY GOD, HI.
720
00:25:43,675 --> 00:25:44,276
>> HI.
721
00:25:44,276 --> 00:25:46,278
I USED TO LIFE IN SAN DIEGO.
722
00:25:46,278 --> 00:25:47,679
>> DID YOU REALLY?
723
00:25:47,679 --> 00:25:50,215
>> I WENT TO FOURTH THROUGH
724
00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:51,316
SEVENTH GRADE IN CLAIREMONT.
725
00:25:51,316 --> 00:25:53,185
>> OH, MY GOSH, I'VE BEEN
726
00:25:53,185 --> 00:25:55,187
WORKING OUT OF THERE, TOO, DOING
727
00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:55,721
SOME OFFICE WORK.
728
00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,689
>> I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT ALL
729
00:25:57,689 --> 00:25:59,258
YOU'VE DONE, SIX YEARS A NURSE,
730
00:25:59,258 --> 00:26:00,225
TEACHING AT NIGHT.
731
00:26:00,225 --> 00:26:03,195
YOU'RE IN THE TENTS.
732
00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:04,997
I MEAN, THAT'S SO GREAT.
733
00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:07,499
I MEAN, TO ME, I'M THE PRETEND
734
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,468
HERO, YOU'RE THE REAL‐LIFE HERO.
735
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,003
SO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE.
736
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:12,304
>> OH, MY GOD.
737
00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:16,508
>> Jimmy: CHLOE, ARE YOU HALUCE
738
00:26:16,508 --> 00:26:16,942
NA
739
00:26:16,942 --> 00:26:17,242
NATING NOW?
740
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:21,213
>> I'M HAVING PALPITATIONS.
741
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:21,847
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU FOR YOUR
742
00:26:21,847 --> 00:26:25,284
WORK ON THE FRONT LINES.
743
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,619
>> PAYPAL IS SENDING YOU
744
00:26:27,619 --> 00:26:28,487
$10,000.
745
00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,722
THEY HAVE BEEN SENDING GIFTS OF
746
00:26:30,722 --> 00:26:32,424
THANKS AND THEY WILL BE SENDING
747
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,793
PAYPAL VOUCHERS TO YOUR
748
00:26:34,793 --> 00:26:35,627
CO‐WORKERS AT THE CLINING THERE
749
00:26:35,627 --> 00:26:36,762
IN SAN DIEGO, TOO.
750
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:38,130
>> OH, MY GOSH.
751
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,766
>> I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU,
752
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:41,166
CHLOE.
753
00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:43,735
I AM GOING TO SIGN THIS
754
00:26:43,735 --> 00:26:45,704
LIGHTSABER AND HAVE IT DELIVERED
755
00:26:45,704 --> 00:26:46,238
TO YOU.
756
00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:48,941
I WANT YOU TO USE IT WISELY.
757
00:26:48,941 --> 00:26:50,709
IF YOU GO TO ANY PROTESTS,
758
00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:52,211
PLEASE LEAVE IT, PLEASE LEAVE IT
759
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:52,978
AT HOME.
760
00:26:52,978 --> 00:26:54,947
>> Jimmy: YES, TO ARE SURE.
761
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:55,681
>> ALL RIGHT?
762
00:26:55,681 --> 00:26:56,215
>> YES, SIR.
763
00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:57,282
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
764
00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:58,617
>> THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
765
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,854
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FAN TO ME.
766
00:27:01,854 --> 00:27:02,621
"STAR WARS" FANS ARE MORE THAN
767
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:03,922
JUST FANS.
768
00:27:03,922 --> 00:27:05,157
THEY'RE MORE LIKE FAMILY, SO
769
00:27:05,157 --> 00:27:06,458
THANK YOU FOR THAT.
770
00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,794
AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU
771
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:09,027
ALWAYS.
772
00:27:09,027 --> 00:27:11,029
>> MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU,
773
00:27:11,029 --> 00:27:11,363
TOO.
774
00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:12,598
>> Jimmy: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH
775
00:27:12,598 --> 00:27:13,765
BOTH OF YOU.
776
00:27:13,765 --> 00:27:15,667
VIEWERS AT HOME, YOU CAN PAY IT
777
00:27:15,667 --> 00:27:19,204
FORWARD TO HEROES IN YOUR
778
00:27:19,204 --> 00:27:21,006
COMMUNITIES WITH THE PAYPAL APP.
779
00:27:21,006 --> 00:27:23,142
THANK YOU, CHLOE, THANK YOU,
780
00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,077
MARK, THAT WAS SO NICE OF YOU TO
781
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:25,544
DO THAT.
782
00:27:25,544 --> 00:27:26,678
>> MY PLEASURE.
783
00:27:26,678 --> 00:27:27,112
THANKS, GUYS.
784
00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:28,380
>> THANK YOU.
785
00:27:28,380 --> 00:27:29,915
>> Dicky: PORTIONS OF "JIMMY
786
00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:31,316
KIMMEL LIVE" ARE BROUGHT TO YOU
787
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:31,783
BY RUFFLES.
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