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>> Steve: TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY AND HIS GUESTS ‐

THE CO‐HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE," CHRISTIAN SLATER

MUSICAL GUEST SIA, AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW

IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AT HOME

EDITION. ♪ AND NOW, HERE'S JIMMY.

TONIGHT SHOW", EVERYONE. DURING WHAT CONTINUES TO BE

A VERY TURBULENT TIME, I JUST WANT TO SAY TO EVERYONE OUT

THERE PROTESTING OR PEOPLE GOING BACK TO WORK DURING

QUARANTINE, PLEASE STAY SAFE AND WE APPRECIATE YOU.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT THE CO‐HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE" ARE

ON THE SHOW TONIGHT. [ APPLAUSE ]

AND THEIR NEW SEASON JUST CAME OUT ON NETFLIX

AND WE SAW EPISODE ONE, AND IT IS JUST GREAT.

THEY ARE JUST ‐‐ IT'S ‐‐ IT'S ALMOST ‐‐ IT'S COMFORTING, BUT

IT'S HEARTBREAKING IT'S BEAUTIFUL

IT'S GREAT AND THAT WAS ONLY HALFWAY

THROUGH IT >> OH, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, EVEN TO THE END IS JUST ‐‐ YEAH.

IT'S FANTASTIC BUT WE LOVE ALL OF THOSE GUYS,

SO THEY'RE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, AS WELL AS CHRISTIAN SLATER,

WHO HAS A NEW SHOW ON USA TUESDAYS AT 10:00.

AND HONEY, YOU'LL LIKE IT. IT'S LIKE SEASON TWO OF "DIRTY

JOHN." IT'S A REAL ‐‐

>> OH, I'M IN. >> Jimmy: YEP.

AND THEN OUR MUSIC TONIGHT, SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE

AND SIA IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT YEAH

SHE HAS A MOTION PICTURE CALLED "MUSIC."

AND THE SONG'S CALLED "TOGETHER.

AND SIA IS ONE ‐‐ I WISH ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I MISS SEEING THESE

PEOPLE AND BEING IN FRONT OF THESE SINGERS.

'CAUSE IT'S PEOPLE LIKE SIA THAT ‐‐ AND MUSICIANS WILL KNOW

WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ‐‐ SHE ALMOST DOESN'T NEED

A MICROPHONE WHEN SHE'S PERFORMING

SHE'S SO GOOD AND LIKE, PROJECTING, AND IT'S LIKE, WOW

IT'S POWERFUL. AND I'M ALWAYS LIKE, WOW, ARE

WE EVEN USING THE MIC? 'CAUSE SHE FILLS UP THE WHOLE

ROOM AND I REMEMBER EVEN HER DOING

"CHANDELIER," I WANT TO SAY, AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE NOT

GOING TO HIT THOSE NOTES." IT WAS LIKE ‐‐

[ WHISTLING I CAN'T EVEN WHISTLE IT, WHAT

SHE WAS SINGING. ♪ CHANDELIER ♪

AND SHE HIT ALL THE NOTES. AND I WAS LIKE, AH

SHE IS JUST AMAZING. SO WHAT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH, AGAIN, FOR WATCHING

LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS WELL, YOU GUYS, IT'S ANOTHER

ROUGH WEEK FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP THOUGH AT THIS POINT, I CAN

JUST SAY, WELL, YOU GUYS, IT'S ANOTHER WEEK FOR PRESIDENT

TRUMP. CNN JUST RELEASED A NEW POLL

YESTERDAY. AND IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD FOR THE PRESIDENT.

RATING IS THE LOWEST IT'S BEEN SINCE JANUARY OF LAST YEAR

THAT'S ACCORDING TO A NEW CNN POLL THAT SHOWS THE PRESIDENT

SLIPPING AMID A CHAOTIC WEEK ONLY 38% APPROVE OF THE JOB

HE'S DOING THAT IS DOWN SEVEN POINTS SINCE

JUST LAST MONTH. >> Jimmy: OUCH

RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY THING LOWER THAN TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING IS

HIS UNDERGROUND BUNKER 38%, TO PUT THAT IN

PERSPECTIVE, MORE PEOPLE APPROVED OF LAY'S CAPPUCCINO

FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS. CAPPUCCINO FLAVORED POTATO

CHIPS. INCIDENTALLY, 38% IS THE SAME

RATIO OF CHIPS TO AIR IN EVERY BAG OF LAY'S POTATO CHIPS.

IT'S BAD RIGHT NOW EVEN THE "NEW YORK

TIMES" OP‐ED SECTION HAS MORE FANS

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THINGS ARE

BAD? EARLIER TODAY, DON JR. CHANGED

HIS NAME TO ERIC [ LAUGHTER ]

AND NOW TRUMP WANTS TO IMPROVE HIS NUMBERS BY GETTING HIS

CAMPAIGN TEAM FROM 2 2016 BACK TOGETHER

TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WE CAN DO IT, THEY'RE ALL OUT OF PRISON NOW. SO

SPEAKING OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN, IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S READY TO GET BACK OUT ON THE ROAD

PLANNING TO GET BACK OUT ON THE TRAIL.

HIS CAMPAIGN SAYS THEY'RE LOOKING TO RESUME THOSE BIG

RALLIES IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS, DESPITE CONCERNS ABOUT THE

PANDEMIC >> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, JUST TO

BE SAFE, EVERYONE GETS INJECTED WITH BLEACH ON THE WAY IN AND

OUT. SO ‐

ACTUALLY, TRUMP SAID THAT THEY'RE BEING SMART.

HE WAS LIKE, "WHEN THE RALLY ENDS, EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO

STAY IN THE ARENA FOR TWO WEEKS OF QUARANTINE.

SO, THAT'S FAIR, RIGHT MEANWHILE, JUST WHEN IT SEEMED

LIKE THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY MORE UPSETTING, TRUMP TOOK TO

TWITTER THIS MORNING TO OFFER A CONSPIRACY THEORY OF THE

POLICE BRUTALITY INCIDENT IN BUFFALO.

HE SAID THAT THE 75‐YEAR‐OLD MAN WHO WAS SHOVED BY THE

POLICE COULD BE AN ANTIFA PROVOCATEUR.

AND, "I WATCHED, HE FELL HARDER THAN WAS PUSHED.

COULD BE A SET‐UP. YEAH, IT'S PRETTY INTERESTING

THAT THIS GUY IS GIVING A LESSON ON GRAVITY, FROM A MAN

WHO STANDS LIKE THIS IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE'S, LIKE,

FREE FALLING, LIKE ONE OF THOSE FLYING SQUIRREL GUYS

♪ DEFYING GRAVITY ♪ UM ‐‐ AFTER RECEIVING CRITICISM

FROM BOTH DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS FOR THAT EXACT

TWEET, TRUMP FOLLOWED UP BY TWEETING, "MAKE AMERICA GREAT

AGAIN. 'CAUSE WHEN THE NEW STUFF

BOMBS, YOU GOT TO GO WITH THE HITS

WELL, I SAW THAT DANIEL RADCLIFFE RELEASED

A STATEMENT CONDEMNING JK ROWLING'S CONTROVERSIAL

TWEETS ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE. MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SURPRISED

BY HER VIEWS, BUT I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GO BACK AND READ THE

"HARRY POTTER" BOOKS, IT KIND OF MAKES SENSE

THERE'S A CHARACTER THAT I FORGOT TOTALLY ABOUT

THERE'S HERMIONE, RON, HARRY, AND OF COURSE, THERE WAS THE

FOURTH FRIEND THAT I FORGOT CALLED WIMPLETON

I TOTALLY ‐‐ WELL, HERE'S A COUPLE OF EXCERPTS FROM THE

AUDIO BOOKS. SHOULD MAKE MORE SENSE LISTEN

>> Narrator: "WE HAVE TO STOP PROFESSOR SNAPE FROM GETTING

THE BABBLING THWAGAT!" EXCLAIMED HARRY.

"GRAB YOUR WANDS!" CRIED HERMIONE

"I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT. I'M NOT TOTALLY SOLD ON THIS

WHOLE 'TRANS' THING," SAID WIMPLETON.

"NOT THE TIME, WIMPLETON!" YELLED HARRY

"WOW." "USE THE PORTKEY TO GET TO THE

JACKALION!" DECLARED HERMIONE. "WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS

THAT?" INQUIRED RON. "DOES IT HAVE CLAWS AND SHARP

TEETH?" QUERIED HARRY. "AND IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL

IT HAS TO BE ONE, NOT NEITHER OR BOTH," SAID WIMPLETON

"WIMPLETON, LITERALLY NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION HERE!"

SHOUTED THE GROUP. "WE'VE ONLY FOUND 16 OF THE

CURSED NOBBLYNOOKS," RON GASPED

"WE HAVE TO HURRY," BELLOWED HARRY.

"BUT WAIT," WIMPLETON HALTED "CAN I JUST SAY, THE THING

ABOUT MENSTRUATION IS ‐‐ HE NEVER GOT TO FINISH HIS

SENTENCE, AS HERMIONE PULLED OUT HER WAND AND TRANSFIGURED

HIM INTO A TEA COZY. AND AT LAST WIMPLETON WAS

USEFUL ♪

>> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE ARE THANKING DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR

SPEAKING OUT AGAINST JK ROWLING'S TWEETS.

IT'S AN EASY ISSUE TO GET WRONG.

SO JUST SO EVERYONE'S ON THE SAME PAGE, HERE'S A COMPLETE

LIST OF ALL THE THINGS PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR JK ROWLING'S TAKE ON

♪ >> Announcer: WIZARDS.

♪ >> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, AFTER

SAYING A LOT HAS BEEN HAPPENING THIS WEEK, NEW YORK MAYOR

BILL de BLASIO ANNOUNCED HE'D BE DOING SOMETHING TO ACTUALLY

TAKE ACTION. THAT'S RIGHT

HE SAID HE'D BE SUSPENDING ALTERNATE SIDE STREET PARKING.

THIS IS WHERE YOU HAVE TO MOVE YOUR CAR FOR TWO HOURS SO THEY

CAN CLEAN THE STREET, FOR A FEW WEEKS.

HERE TO TELL US MORE IS ONE OF MAYOR BILL de BLASIO'S CHIEF STRATEGISTS, MARTHA BERGMAN.

>> Jimmy: MARTHA BERGMAN, THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE

>> YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME, JIMMY

LISTEN, I KNOW WE'VE TAKEN SOME CRITICISM FOR HOW WE'RE

HANDLING THE PROTESTS, SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY WE HEAR YOU

LOUD AND CLEAR WE BELIEVE IN RACIAL JUSTICE,

AND NOW, FINALLY, YOU WON'T HAVE TO MOVE YOUR CAR BETWEEN

11:00 TO 1:00 P. M. ON THURSDAYS.

YOU'RE WELCOME PROBLEM SOLVED

>> Jimmy: HUH. THAT REALLY DOESN'T SEEM TO

ADDRESS THE PROTESTS AT ALL. I MEAN, PEOPLE WANT REAL

CHANGE THEY WANT JUSTICE.

>> I'M SORRY UH, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT

I SAID I SAID WE'RE MAKING PARKING

BETTER >> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT

MAKING THE WORLD BETTER. YOU KNOW

WHAT ABOUT DEFUNDING THE POLICE

>> UH‐HUH. YEAH, YEAH

UM ‐‐ WELL, SO WE'RE GOING TO START WITH PARKING

BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL NEED TO BE LISTENING AND HAVING THE

DIFFICULT CONVERSATION RIGHT NOW ABOUT HOW CARS SHOULD BE

ABLE TO STAY WHERE THEY ARE ALL THE TIME

I MEAN, IT MAY SEEM RADICAL, BUT PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT FOR

A CHANGE ANY LONGER. >> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY.

UM ‐‐ I'M NOT REALLY SEEING HOW THAT HELPS

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO PEOPLE YOU'RE NOT TAKING ACTION

>> OKAY, OKAY, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY

IF WE WERE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION BETWEEN 9:00 AND

NOON ON A FRIDAY, WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION,

BECAUSE I'D BE MOVING MY CAR >> Jimmy: WOW, YOU'RE REALLY

MISSING THE POINT HERE >> OAKY, YEAH.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT WE'RE NOT DOING NEARLY ENOUGH.

YOU KNOW, WE COULD MAKE THE PARKING SIGNS A LITTLE BIGGER,

OR MAYBE PUT PICTURES ON THEM ‐

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE DOING

ENOUGH FOR THE ‐‐ I'M SAYING THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH TO

STAND UP TO POLICE BRUTALITY AND RACISM

>> HMM, YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO I THINK WE DID IT.

>> Jimmy: YOU DID WHAT >> UH ‐‐ IT.

>> Jimmy: IT >> YEAH, IT.

YA KNOW? THE THING THAT EVERYBODY

WANTED >> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO SAY WHAT "IT" IS ARE YOU? >> NOPE.

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. AND THAT IS OUR MONOLOGUE.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW COME ON BACK

THE HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE" WHEN WE RETURN.

MORE "TONIGHT SHOW." COME ON.

♪ >> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY, I GOT

TO CHAT WITH THE CO‐HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE."

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR. IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS,

WATCH AN EPISODE OF "QUEER EYE" ON NETFLIX

IT'LL JUST MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.

WE GOT TO TALK TO THE FIVE CO‐HOSTS HERE THEY ARE.

>> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYBODY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING

ME I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU BEING

ON THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK AND

TALKING TO ME. I APPRECIATE THIS.

>> THANKS. >> ANYTIME

>> Jimmy: BEFORE WE GET INTO THE SHOW, I JUST WANT TO SAY

CONGRATULATIONS TO TAN YOU BECAME A U. S. CITIZEN LIKE,

A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO. >> WHOO!

>> YAY >> I REALLY DID!

>> Jimmy: THAT IS SO COOL! >> THANKS, THANKS.

IT'S TAKEN 20 YEARS TO GET HERE AND WE'RE SO DARN GRATEFUL

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU ‐‐ WAS IT 20 YEARS, FOR REAL

>> 20 YEARS, AND ACTUALLY FEELS KIND OF PERFECT THAT IT

HAPPENED RIGHT NOW >> Jimmy: REALLY

>> YEAH. >> WE NEED EVERY VOTE.

LIKE, EVERY VOTE COUNTS. I'M GOING TO VOTE.

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE OH MY GOSH

HAVE YOU REGISTERED YET? NO, JUST MINUTES AGO

>> WELL, YOU'RE THE FIRST THING I'M DOING SINCE I BECAME A

A CITIZEN, SO AS SOON AS I'M DONE WITH THIS I HAVE A BREAK

AND I'M GOING TO REGISTER TO VOTE

WITHOUT A DOUBT. >> PRIORITIES, TAN

PRIORITIES >> I KNOW.

I KNOW I MEAN, IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET

HERE >> Jimmy: 20 YEARS IS A LONG

TIME >> YEAH.

BUT THE ACTUAL EXPERIENCE OF GETTING MY OATH THING DONE

TODAY WAS JUST LOVELY. IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL,

EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE AS YOU MAY KNOW, I'M NOT MUCH

OF A CRIER IF ANYONE KNOWS ME FROM "QUEER

EYE," I AM NOT THE CRIER OF THE GROUP.

BUT I GOT SO EMOTIONAL IT FELT JUST REALLY POWERFUL TO

BECOME AN AMERICAN TODAY >> DO YOU FEEL ATTACKED,

ANTONI [ LAUGHTER ]

>> MY SENSITIVITY IS MY STRENGTH

>> IT IS IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL

>> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING OF?

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF WHY DID YOU GET EMOTIONAL?

>> I WAS JUST THINKING OF ALL THE TIMES I'VE BEEN SENT HOME,

AND THE PEOPLE I'VE MISSED AND I WAS APART ‐‐ I WAS AWAY FROM

MY HUSBAND FOR SIX YEARS BECAUSE I WAS SENT HOME.

AND SO JUST TO NOW BE IN A A POSITION WHERE I KNOW NOBODY

CAN KICK ME OUT AND I CAN ACTUALLY TRULY MAKE SOME

CHANGES. ACTUALLY VOTE TO CHANGE AND

ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO VOTE TO CHANGE THE STATE OF THIS

COUNTRY. LIKE, THAT ‐‐ THAT REALLY MADE

ME FEEL VERY EMOTIONAL THE TIMING COULDN'T BE MORE

PERFECT FOR ME >> Jimmy: JONATHAN, YOU WERE

SAYING EARLIER THAT THIS SHOW OBVIOUSLY IS NOT A CURE FOR ALL

THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, BUT IT MAY HELP GIVE SOME LIGHT TO

PEOPLE THAT NEED IT. >> YEAH.

I THINK HAVING, YOU KNOW, MOMENTS TO LIKE REST AND

RECHARGE IS GREAT, AND YOU KNOW, LIKE, "BRITISH BAKING

CHALLENGE" IS, YOU KNOW, THAT FOR ME

AND YEAH, SO I THINK YOU NEED SORT OF LIKE JOY THAT YOU KNOW

PEOPLE CAN EXPERIENCE IN THIS TIME IS GOOD, BUT GETTING YOUR

CITIZENSHIP, I THINK, IS A A PRETTY ‐‐ THAT IS A CHANGE,

HONEY. YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHANGE,

THAT IS THE ‐‐, AND TAN, NOT TO GO BACK TO ‐

BUT I CAN'T HELP IT, I COULD SEE THE EMOTION IN YOUR FACE ON

THAT ONE PICTURE I SAID, "I THINK TAN HAS BEEN

CRYING IN PUBLIC." IT WAS GREAT

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: THAT'S SO COOL

I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF THIS NEW SEASON, SEASON FIVE

FOR YOU GUYS, AND I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY HARD TO PROMOTE A

A PRODUCT RIGHT NOW WITH ALL THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD,

BUT I WILL SAY, MAN, YOU GUYS DO SUCH A GREAT JOB.

WHAT AN EXCELLENT SHOW, TOP TO BOTTOM

NOT JUST YOU GUYS BUT THE PRODUCING OF THE SHOW.

THE WAY IT'S ‐‐ HOW INTELLIGENT YOU GUYS ARE AND OPEN TO

DEALING WITH ANYTHING THAT COMES AT YOU

I ONLY WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE WITH THE PASTOR, THE

OPENLY GAY PASTOR, AND DUDE, IT'S NOT JUST THE END OF THE

SHOW WHERE YOU CRY, I CRIED LIKE THREE TIMES IN THE MIDDLE

OF THE SHOW AND GOING ‐‐ KARAMO, SIMPLY YOUR SCENE, I

THINK THIS WAS, WITH ALL THE OTHER PASTORS SITTING AT THE

TABLE. I LOST IT.

AND HONESTLY, IT'S ALWAYS, NOW AND THEN, JUST A CURVEBALL AND

I GO LIKE, THIS WAS GREAT THAT YOU'RE TALKING, AND YOU'RE

MAKING PEOPLE HAVE THESE CONVERSATIONS THAT MAY BE

UNCOMFORTABLE BUT THEY'RE NEEDED

>> WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT WHAT YOU SAID IS THAT, YOU KNOW,

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LIKE, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PROMOTE A

A SHOW DURING THIS TIME WHERE LIKE, EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT

A PANDEMIC AND ALSO IS SUPPORTING THE BLACK LIVES

MATTER MOVEMENT? I THINK WHAT IS BEAUTIFUL IS

THAT PEOPLE GET TO TAKE A BREAK FROM ‐‐ A MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL

BREAK, WHICH IS NECESSARY SO THAT YOU CAN RECHARGE AND COME

BACK STRONGER TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE AND IT'S NICE BECAUSE

YOU GET TO SEE THESE PEOPLE THAT WERE HELPING OUR HEROES

TURN INTO THESE FULL, WHOLE, BEAUTIFUL, VULNERABLE PEOPLE

AND IT KIND OF JUST RECHARGES YOU AND SAYS, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND PROTEST.

I WANT TO DO BETTER FOR TOMORROW

LET ME RECHARGE, BREAK DOWN, AND COME BACK, AND I THINK

THAT'S REALLY A BEAUTIFUL PART OF OUR SHOW.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT YOU'RE CALLING THEM HEROES

HEROES PUTS IT IN A DIFFERENT LIGHT FOR ME

AND I THINK THAT'S A GREAT CHANGE THAT YOU GUYS MADE.

ANTONI, DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THAT

>> YEAH, I MEAN, LIKE SO I'VE ONLY SEEN THE FIRST TWO

EPISODES >> WHAT?

YOU HAVEN'T BINGED IT YET? >> I'VE BEEN TRAVELING

I DROVE FROM TEXAS TO NEW YORK BUT I'M GOING TO CATCH UP ON

IT, I SWEAR. BUT LIKE YOU KNOW, YOU BROUGHT

UP NOAH, THIS OPENLY GAY PASTOR WHO'S BASICALLY STEPPING INTO

A LEADERSHIP POSITION IN HIS CHURCH, AND ALL OF THE

STRUGGLES, AND LIKE, THE CONFIDENCE THAT COMES WITH

THAT I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU BROUGHT UP

KARAMO'S SCENE IN THAT I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS

INCREDIBLY TOUCHING, FOR NOAH TO BE AROUND, YOU KNOW, OTHER

PEOPLE OF FAITH WHO KIND OF, TO USE JONATHAN'S LINE, LIKE GAVE

HIM PERMISSION TO BE THAT LEADER

I THINK THAT WAS INCREDIBLY EMPOWERING AND THAT'S SOMETHING

THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE TO

WE HAVE RAHANNA, A A BUSINESSWOMAN AND CREATIVE

WHO ‐‐ SHE HAS HER OWN DOG GROOMING BUSINESS CALLED

STYLISH POOCH WITH THIS LIKE MOBILE TRUCK THAT SHE GOES

AROUND LIKE GIVING LITTLE MAKEOVERS TO DOGS.

>> ‐‐ MAKEOVERS ARE NOT LITTLE HONEY.

SHE WILL MAKE THIS DOG PINK. SHE WILL MAKE IT PURPLE.

BUT SHE'LL ALSO DO A TRIM, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THEY'RE LITTLE

TINY BABY ONES BUT OTHER TIMES THEY ARE LIKE EPIC

SHE'S MAJOR. >> SHE DOES IT ALL

I THINK THE EPISODE THAT REALLY TOUCHED ME THE MOST WAS

TYREEK ‐ >> OUT OF THE TWO.

>> NO, WELL ‐‐ [ LAUGHTER ]

BUT NO, I MEAN I HAVEN'T SEEN TYREEK YET, BUT I JUST KIND

OF ‐ >> IT'S SO GOOD.

IT'S SO GOOD >> THAT'S ONE THAT I'VE REALLY

BEEN THINKING ABOUT A LOT. I MEAN, ALL THESE HEROES IN

THIS SEASON, AND IN EVERY SINGLE SEASON, WHETHER THEY'RE

HEROES IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL LIVES OR WHETHER THEY'RE

ACTIVISTS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT NOW MORE

THAN EVER TO HONOR HEROES. I THINK IN A TIME OF, I THINK

THERE'S ‐‐ MAYBE I SPEAK FOR MYSELF, BUT THERE'S BEEN A LOT

OF HOPELESSNESS. HEROES GIVE US HOPE.

IT GIVES US SOMEONE TO LOOK UP TO AND THEY COME IN ALL

DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW, SHAPES AND SIZES.

THIS MORNING, I WAS WATCHING AN INTERVIEW WITH GIANNA FLOYD,

WITH GEORGE FLOYD'S DAUGHTER AND HER MOTHER WAS TALKING

ABOUT HOW SHE DOESN'T FULLY UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

DAD WHEN HER MOTHER TRIED EXPLAINING IT, BUT SHE KNOWS

THAT EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT IT

AND SHE WAS SAYING, I THINK IN A VIDEO SEGMENT, LIKE, "DADDY

CHANGED THE WORLD. AND AS HORRIBLE AS IT IS WHAT

HAPPENED TO HIM, IT'S PEOPLE LIKE THAT, THAT I LOOK UP TO

OR LIKE, I LISTEN TO, YOU KNOW, I TURNED ON INSTAGRAM FIVE

MINUTES BEFORE WE LOGGED IN HERE, AND I SAW THAT TAN GOT

HIS CITIZENSHIP AND I'M THINKING, LIKE, I THINK THAT

TAKES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF COURAGE DURING TIMES LIKE THIS

IT'S SO EASY TO BE A PESSIMIST AND TO NOT HAVE HOPE, THAT

SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS JUST, IT'S STUFF LIKE THAT THAT KEEPS

ME GOING AND I'M JUST SO GRATEFUL THAT WE GET TO DO IT

WEEK AFTER WEEK, HERO AFTER HERO

>> Jimmy: KARAMO, IS THERE DIFFERENT TYPES OF GRIEVING AND

THE WAYS TO APPROACH IT? >> YEAH, DEFINITELY.

AND MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALIZE THAT THEY'RE GRIEVING

RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE EXPERIENCING SEVERE

LOSS LIKE, WHAT PEOPLE DON'T

REALIZE, EVEN WHEN THE PANDEMIC WAS HAPPENING, YOU WERE

GRIEVING THE LOSS OF FINANCIAL STABILITY, OF OUR REGULAR

SCHEDULES. AND YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH A

A PROCESS OF ACKNOWLEDGING IT, AND STARTING TO HEAL FROM IT

AND THAT'S HAPPENING AGAIN WHEN PEOPLE, IT'S NOT COMPOUNDED

ALSO WITH THE FACT THAT BLACK LIVES MATTER'S MOVEMENT IS

HAPPENING. PEOPLE ARE, YOU KNOW, WAKING UP

AND THEY'RE GOING THROUGH SO MUCH LOSS AND EVERYONE IS

SCREAMING OUT FOR, I NEED CHANGE, I NEED THINGS TO BE

DIFFERENT AND IT'S A VERY BEAUTIFUL MOMENT THAT WE'RE

LIVING IN. I MEAN, I JUST, I LOOK AT THE

FIVE OF OUR INSTAGRAM, EVEN YOURS, JIMMY, AND ALL OF US,

WE'RE JUST ALL IN A SPACE OF LIKE ‐

IF YOU'RE GRIEVING WHAT WAS HAPPENING, IF YOU WANT TO SEE

A BETTER TOMORROW, IT'S OKAY TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT AND IT'S OKAY TO

START TRYING TO DO THINGS TO MOVE TOWARDS A BETTER TOMORROW

>> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK YOU GUYS, AFTER FIVE SEASONS,

DO PEOPLE KIND OF KNOW WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THEIR LIVES

BOBBY, LIKE, CAN YOU TALK ABOUT, DO PEOPLE GO LIKE, OH,

THERE THEY ARE, THE FAB FIVE AND I GET IT

YOU'RE GOING TO CUT MY HAIR. YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME IN AN

OUTFIT >> YOU KNOW, IT WAS VERY

DIFFERENT FOR US FOR SEASON ONE AND TWO BECAUSE NO ONE HAD SEEN

THE SHOW BEFORE. NO ONE KNEW WHO WE WERE.

NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT >> SAME WITH US.

WE HAD NEVER SEEN THE SHOW WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.

I DEFINITELY SAY IT'S BECOME A A LITTLE DIFFERENT AS SEASONS

GOES ON BECAUSE A LOT OF OUR HEROES HAVE SEEN THE SHOW.

SO, A LOT OF THEM HAVE THIS IDEA IN THEIR MIND HOW THEY

WANT TO BE PERCEIVED ALREADY ON TELEVISION, AND THEY HAVE THEIR

NARRATIVE SET, AND IT'S OUR JOB TO GET IN THERE AND JUST KIND

OF MAKE THEM ‐‐ KIND OF MAKE THEM FORGET THEY'RE ON A

A TELEVISION SHOW, TO WHERE WE REALLY ARE ACTUALLY HELPING

THEM TO WHERE WE REALLY ARE GETTING

DOWN TO THE CORE PROBLEM AND HELPING CHANGE THEIR LIFE.

YOU KNOW, WE REALLY GET TO GO IN THERE AND DO OUR JOBS TO

HELP PEOPLE. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU

A LITTLE BIT MORE. DO YOU GUYS MIND

ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES, PLEASE >> WE'LL TAKE 20

>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. >> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE CAST

>> IT'S LIKE I DIDN'T OFFER 20 >> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH MORE FROM THE CO‐HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE."

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY. ♪

>> Jimmy: HERE'S MORE WITH THE CO‐HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE." TAKE A LOOK.

>> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK AND THANK YOU, GUYS, AGAIN FOR SPEAKING

WITH ME. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

YOU KNOW I'M A FAN, AND I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH TO TALK ABOUT

A SHOW BUT IT'S REALLY HEARTWARMING,

AND IT'S ON NETFLIX, AND THIS SEASON IS IN PHILADELPHIA.

PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM OPENS THE SHOW, AND IT IS RIGHT

IMMEDIATELY TWO SECONDS IN, YOU'RE LIKE, "AH."

HOW DID YOU CHOOSE PHILLY, AND KARAMO, IS THIS LIKE AN OLD

"REAL WORLD" YOU HAVING FLASHBACKS?

>> YEAH, THE PRODUCERS CHOOSE OUR CITY, AND THEY DO A GREAT

JOB BECAUSE WE END UP BEING FISH OUT OF WATER BECAUSE

PHILLY PEOPLE ARE TOUGH NUTS TO CRACK.

AND SO IT WAS A CHALLENGE FOR ALL OF US.

BUT FOR ME ESPECIALLY, LIKE YOU SAID, 15 YEARS AGO, I WAS ON

"THE REAL WORLD" THERE AND TO COME BACK, IT'S WILD BECAUSE

NOW I'M, LIKE, THIS MATURE ADULT WITH KIDS.

AND WHEN I WAS THERE, I WAS A 23‐YEAR‐OLD DRUNK.

LIKE, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN TELL THE GUYS THIS

WE WERE AT A ‐‐ ONE OF OUR HERO, HIS NAME IS NATE

HE HAS A GYM AND WE ‐‐ BOBBY REMADE IT OVER

AND LITERALLY, I WENT TO A A BLOCK PARTY DOWN THE STREET

FROM THERE 15 YEARS BEFORE WHERE I WAS, LIKE, THROWING UP

AND PUKING AND NOW I'M OVER THERE GIVING

HIM, LIKE, LIFE ADVICE OF LIKE, "BE BETTER

YOU CAN DO GREAT THINGS. >> HOWEVER, I WILL SAY THIS.

YOU DID SAY THAT NOW YOU'RE MORE MATURE.

AIN'T NONE OF US MATURE. NONE

>> YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT

[ LAUGHTER ] >> Jimmy: BUT PHILLY IS A TOUGH

NUT TO CRACK THEY ARE TOUGH

>> PHILLY IS THE ONLY PLACE I'VE EVER HAD SOMEBODY BE LIKE,

"MM, I'M GOOD. >> BUT IT WAS JUST MOSTLY

INITIALLY, JIMMY SO WHEN WE FIRST ‐

>> YEAH, INITIALLY >> YEAH, WHEN WE FIRST MEET

THEM, THEY'RE ACTUALLY QUITE SIMILAR TO THE BRITS, AND I SAY

THAT AS AN AMERICAN. [ LAUGHTER ]

>> YEAH, YOU DO. YEAH, YOU DO

>> YEAH. BUT THE BRITS ARE KIND OF

A CLOSED OFF PEOPLE. WE CALL THEM STIFF UPPER LIPS

FOR A REASON YOU DON'T SHOW EMOTION

YOU DON'T REALLY OPEN UP VOLUNTARILY.

AND SO IT WAS A LITTLE HARDER THIS SEASON.

I USUALLY FIND IT VERY, VERY EASY TO BUILD A BOND WITH

PEOPLE AND GET THEM TO TALK TO ME

IT WAS THE MOST DIFFICULT EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD

>> Jimmy: USUALLY ‐‐ >> WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE IN

LOS ANGELES AND NEW YORK CITY FOR 13 YEARS, I JUST REALLY

DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THEY WERE ANY HARDER

I REALLY ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THEY WERE ANY

HARDER >> Jimmy: REALLY

IS THERE ANY ADVICE THAT YOU GUYS HAVE HAD AFTER FIVE

SEASONS THAT YOU ‐‐ KIND OF MAYBE GO TO ADVICE THAT YOU'RE

LIKE, "THIS IS REALLY GOOD TO GIVE OUT?"

>> I'LL START. I THINK ONE OF THE THINGS IS

THAT ALL OF THE HEROES AND EVEN IN THE TIME WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW,

IT'S ‐ WE ALWAYS WANT TO HELP OTHER

PEOPLE YOU WANT TO HELP YOUR KIDS

YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST EMPLOYEE, THE BEST BOSS.

YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST SIBLING, SPOUSE.

BUT REALLY, YOU HAVE TO FOCUS ON YOURSELF FIRST, AND IT'S NOT

SELFISH. BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T LIFT

YOURSELF UP, YOU CAN'T LIFT ANYBODY ELSE UP.

AND I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING THAT'S KEY EVERY SEASON.

FOCUS ON YOU SO YOU CAN THEN FOCUS ON OTHERS.

>> MINE IS REALLY EASY, JIMMY, AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT I

REALLY STARTED TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO DO WHEN WE FIRST

STARTED FILMING THE SHOW IN SEASON ONE

AND I STILL SAY IT TO THIS DAY AND WITH EVERYBODY ELSE, I SAY

THE SAME THING DON'T ‐‐

DON'T THINK THAT THE WAY YOU PRESENT YOURSELF TO THE WORLD

IS NOT IMPORTANT, AND ALSO, THE WAY YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE

MIRROR IS NOT IMPORTANT. BE KINDER TO YOURSELF.

YES, THERE ARE CERTAIN PARTS OF YOUR BODY THAT YOU MAY NOT BE

HAPPY WITH, BUT DON'T FOCUS ON THOSE.

THERE'S SO MUCH MORE ABOUT YOU THAT'S WONDERFUL

SO DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. ACTUALLY LOOK AT YOURSELF WITH

KIND EYES AND WHEN YOU PRESENT YOURSELF TO THE WORLD, KNOW

THAT THAT IS A REFLECTION OF YOU.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN EFFORT >> YOU KNOW FOR ME IT'S

VISIBILITY YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE I THINK

MOST POWERFUL PARTS OF OUR SHOW IS VISIBILITY.

AND NOT JUST VISIBILITY FOR THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY FROM US, BUT

VISIBILITY OF OUR HEROES YOU KNOW, ALLOWING THE WORLD TO

BE ABLE TO PUT THEMSELVES IN A A POSITION OF SOMEBODY ELSE.

AND TO SEE SOMEBODY THROUGH THE EYES OF SOMEONE THAT'S

DIFFERENT THAN THEM. YOU KNOW, WITH THE BLACK LIVES

MATTER MOVEMENT RIGHT NOW, THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE'S EYES I

THINK THAT ARE BEING OPENED UP WHO WEREN'T AGAINST IT, JUST

DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT. DIDN'T THINK ABOUT HOW OTHER

PEOPLE'S LIVES WERE BEING AFFECTED BECAUSE IT DIDN'T

AFFECT THEM. AND SO FOR ME, I THINK

VISIBILITY IS SO IMPORTANT BECAUSE IT OPENS EVERYONE'S

EYES TO BE LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO

STRUGGLE EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THEIR

SKIN AND THAT'S NOT OKAY.

IT DIDN'T AFFECT ME. I DIDN'T THINK OF IT BEFORE BUT

YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW THAT I'M SEEING IT, IT

DOES AND I'M GOING TO GET OUT THERE

AND I'M GOING TO MARCH AND I'M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN DO

TO CHANGE IT SO I THINK VISIBILITY IS ONE OF

THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO HELP CHANGE.

>> Jimmy: ANTONI >> MICROWAVE A LEMON FOR FIVE

SECONDS BEFORE YOU SQUEEZE IT AND YOU'LL GET A LOT MORE JUICE

OUT. >> REALLY?

>> WOW >> WOW

>> NO, ON A SERIOUS NOTE, I'LL ‐‐ KARAMO, I'LL TEXT YOU

INSTRUCTIONS AFTER >> NO, BECAUSE I WANT TO SAY,

WHEY DID YOU NEVER GIVE THAT TIP?

>> ANTONI. >> I WAS TRULY BLOWN AWAY.

>> ANTONI. >> I SWEAR TO GOD.

I SWEAR TO GOD >> THAT'S A FRUIT.

KARAMO'S NOT GOING TO EAT THAT >> FAIR.

>> NO, BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, I THINK, YOU KNOW ‐‐ AND THIS

IS KIND OF MORE OF AN ALL ENCOMPASSING THING, WHETHER

IT'S ‐‐ WITH THE HEROES, I ALWAYS TRY TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO

EDUCATE THEMSELVES ABOUT HOW TO FEED THEMSELVES, HOW TO COOK

FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND THAT REALLY GOES FOR JUST

ABOUT ANYTHING IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT

LITERALLY ANYTHING, IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SYSTEMIC

RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY ‐ I KNOW WE'RE BRINGING IT UP A LOT BUT

IT'S LITERALLY LIKE THE TOPIC AT HAND EDUCATE YOURSELF

RESOURCES ARE OUT THERE. EDUCATION IS SO INCREDIBLY

POWERFUL IN TAKING SOMETHING THAT'S A CONCEPT THAT YOU DON'T

UNDERSTAND, AND MAKING IT PERSONAL AND UNDERSTANDING WHY

IT'S IMPORTANT >> SPEAKING OF EDUCATION, THIS

IS WHAT I WOULD SAY. HONEY, IT TOOK ME 1,600 HOURS

TO GET MY HAIR LICENSE, RIGHT? SO BEFORE YOU GO IN TO DO

KITCHEN BEAUTICIAN AT HOME AND DO AT HOME HAIR COLOR OR AN AT

HOME HAIRCUT, THINK ABOUT HOW MANY HOURS YOUR STYLIST WENT TO

SCHOOL AND HOW MANY EXPERTS, LIKE, ARE

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO YOUR HAIR CUTER, RIGHT

BECAUSE ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE DEALING WITH, LIKE, LOSS OF JOB

OR INSECURITY OF FINANCES AND STUFF AND IT'S GOING TO BE

HARDER FOR HAIR DRESSERS TO, LIKE, TAKE NEW CLIENTS, BECAUSE

IT'S SUCH, YOU KNOW, A NEW WORLD IN TERMS OF, LIKE, SALONS

AND REOPENING AND STUFF. I KNOW I ALWAYS SAY BE CAUTIOUS

AND, YOU KNOW, JIMMY, YES, IT'S GOOD YOU'VE ONLY CUT THE VERY

BACK, ISOLATE IT KEEP YOUR JOB SMALL.

DON'T DO TOO MUCH. REMEMBER THAT HAIRDRESSERS,

LIKE, REALLY WORK SO HARD TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO GOOD HAIR

AND ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, OUR TRAINING IS LIKE, I THINK AT

LEAST DOUBLE WHAT THE AVERAGE POLICE OFFICER'S IS TO GET

THEIR TRAINING STUFF YEAH, THINK ABOUT HOW HARD

HAIRDRESSERS WORK AND REALLY ‐ YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GOING BACK

TO THE SALON TO GET CORRECTIVE COLOR OR CORRECTIVE HAIRCUTS

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE REALLY IMPORTANT CHANGES IN

AMERICA. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FOCUSING

ON GOING TO THE SALON EVERY TWO SECONDS.

YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> DON'T MESS IT UP AT HOME. >> Jimmy: LET'S GO

WE NEED ‐‐ WE NEED CHANGE. THIS IS GREAT.

I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU, THE WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW

IT'S REALLY SOME LIGHT THAT'S HELPFUL AND AGAIN, JUST GETTING

OUT THERE AND TALKING AND SHOWING THAT IT'S OKAY TO TALK

AND THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE THAT ARE FEELING THE SAME WAY AND

HAVE THE SAME QUESTIONS THAT YOU DO

IT'S COMFORTING. AND SO I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS

SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING. THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE

SHOW CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SEASON.

I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> THANKS, JIMMY >> THANK YOU

>> Jimmy: BYE, GUYS. >> BYE

>> Jimmy: LOVE YOU, GUYS ♪

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH CHRISTIAN SLATER

COME ON. ♪

>> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY, I GOT TO CHAT WITH THE STAR OF "DIRTY

JOHN" OR ONE OF THE CO‐STARS OF "DIRTY JOHN: THE

BETTY BRODERICK STORY.

THIS IS A SERIES ON USA. HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH CHRISTIAN SLATER

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON THE SHOW

I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON I KNOW IT'S HARD TO TALK ABOUT

A NEW SHOW WITH ALL THE STUFF THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: WE'VE BEEN IN

QUARANTINE FOR THREE MONTHS AND OBVIOUSLY, THE PROTESTS, AND

TODAY WAS THE PRIVATE FUNERAL OF GEORGE FLOYD.

IT'S JUST TOUGH TIMES. WHERE ARE YOU AND HOW ARE YOU?

>> I AM GOOD I'M IN MIAMI WITH MY FAMILY, SO

THAT'S BEEN GREAT. YEAH, NO, I MEAN, THESE HAVE

JUST BEEN TOTALLY SURREAL TIMES.

OF COURSE, I'M HORRIFIED BY THE MURDER OF GEORGE FLOYD AND

BREONNA TAYLOR AND THE COUNTLESS BLACK MEN, WOMEN AND

CHILDREN THAT HAVE BEEN MURDERED AT THE HANDS OF THE

POLICE SO, ON THE ONE HAND, IT'S GREAT

THAT, YOU KNOW, THERE IS A A RISING UP HERE TO MAKE

SIGNIFICANT CHANGE AND LOOK, I'VE CROSSED PATHS

WITH THE POLICE A FEW TIMES MYSELF, YOU KNOW, IN MY

HISTORY, AND ‐ >> Jimmy: SURE

>> THEY DIDN'T MURDER ME, YOU KNOW, BECAUSE THE SYSTEM ISN'T

DESIGNED THAT WAY. I WAS ALLOWED TO GET HELP, GET

OFF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL AND TODAY, I'LL GO TO A PLACE LIKE

RIKERS ISLAND AND I'LL GO IN THERE AND TALK TO THE INMATES.

YOU KNOW, GO IN THERE WITH A A MEETING, AND THAT SORT OF

THING, AND THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH GUILTY OF THE SAME THINGS THAT

I'VE DONE, BUT YOU KNOW, WHEN THE MEETING ENDS, I CAN LEAVE

AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH SKIN COLOR THAT DETERMINES THAT

SO CLEARLY WE'RE IN A CRAZY BROKEN SYSTEM AND I JUST FEEL

LIKE THIS SOCIETY HAS NO RIGHT TO CALL ITSELF CIVILIZED UNTIL

ALL OF ITS CITIZENS ARE TREATED WITH EQUALITY.

YOU KNOW >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> I MEAN, THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE

>> Jimmy: I AGREE. >> SO I'M JUST WORKING ON

LISTENING AND EDUCATING MYSELF AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

>> Jimmy: ME TOO >> YES

>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE TO TALK TO YOU, BUT SINCE WE'VE

TALKED ON THE SHOW, YOU HAVE A A LITTLE BABY IN YOUR LIFE

>> YES, YES. MY WIFE AND I HAVE A

A 9‐MONTH‐OLD LITTLE GIRL NAMED LENA

THANK YOU. >> Jimmy: OH, IT'S THE BEST.

>> YEAH! IT'S THE GREATEST.

>> Jimmy: IS SHE SAYING WORDS? >> SHE DID JUST SAY ‐‐ YOU

KNOW, WE WERE READING THIS BOOK AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE

STARTED SAYING THE WORD "DA‐DA."

IT WAS INCREDIBLE. YEAH, I KNOW

ACTUALLY, IT WAS A BOOK, MAYBE IT WAS YOUR BOOK, OH MY GOD!

>> Jimmy: WAS IT MY BOOK >> IT WAS YOUR BOOK, YES

IT WAS YOUR BOOK >> Jimmy: IT WORKED?

>> IT WORKED, DUDE, IT WORKED. IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD

>> Jimmy: WHAT A BOOK. >> IT WORKED, YOU KNOW

YEAH, IT'S A GREAT BOOK. IT'S A GREAT BOOK.

YOU KNOW, THE BIG "DA‐DA." YOU KNOW, BY THE END THEY ALL

SAY ‐‐ >> Jimmy: NO SPOILERS, NO

SPOILERS, NO SPOILERS. >> NO SPOILERS

I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU HOW IT ENDS, BUT MAN ‐‐

[ LAUGHTER ] GREAT BOOK

GREAT, GREAT BOOK. >> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU HAVE

ANOTHER LITTLE BABY, THAT'S SO GREAT, MAN

>> WELL, THAT'S BEEN THE THING THAT'S BEEN, LIKE, IN THE

MIDDLE OF ALL OF THIS CRISIS AND INSANITY

>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND ALL THE THINGS THAT

WE'RE ALL GOING THROUGH, I MEAN, THE SILVER LINING HAS OF

COURSE BEEN HAVING THIS BABY AND GETTING TO BE AROUND

YOU KNOW, I'M USUALLY, I'M KIND OF LIKE A GYPSY, YOU KNOW, SO I

TRAVEL AND YOU DO TOO. >> Jimmy: SURE

>> AND IT'S NICE TO HAVE BEEN AROUND TO SEE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, SHE

JUST STARTED STANDING ON HER OWN.

[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER YEAH, IT'S THESE MOMENTS THAT

ARE JUST, LIKE, PRICELESS AND UNBELIEVABLE

SO THAT'S BEEN MY SILVER LINING

>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT YOUR NEW SERIES, "DIRTY

JOHN ‐‐" >> OH YEAH

>> Jimmy: "THE BETTY ‐‐ BETTY BRODERICK STORY.

I DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS STORY

>> I DIDN'T EITHER I DIDN'T EITHER.

SO I SPOKE TO THE CREATOR, ALEXANDRA CUNNINGHAM AND SHE

WAS AMAZING. SHE JUST HAD ALL OF THIS INFO,

AND TOLD ME WHICH BOOKS TO READ AND I REALLY GOT A SENSE OF WHO

THESE PEOPLE WERE. I MEAN, THIS WAS DEFINITELY

A TABLOID STORY IN THE '80s. WHAT WAS REALLY FUN ABOUT IT

WAS THE STYLE, YOU KNOW, I MEAN, WE REALLY GOT TO GO BACK

IN TIME. >> Jimmy: WOW.

>> WE HAD ANSWERING MACHINES I REMEMBER WORKING WITH SOME OF

THE KIDS, THE UP AND COMING KIDS THAT WILL BE THE NEXT

GENERATION OF ACTORS THEY WOULD WALK AROUND THE SET

AND BE LIKE, "WHAT'S THAT? I'D SAY, "WELL, THAT WAS A

A TELEPHONE. THAT WAS WHAT WE USED TO

USE ‐‐ >> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

>> "IT HAD A ROTARY THING AND YOU CAN ‐‐

YEAH, I KNOW, IT FREAKED ME OUT.

>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE IT'S A A GAME WE COULD PLAY ON "THE

TONIGHT SHOW" WITH, LIKE, YOUNG KIDS

>> YES >> Jimmy: JUST GUESS WHAT THIS

IS >> THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH, YEAH >> Jimmy: IT'S VHS REWINDER.

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE? >> YEAH, EXACTLY, EXACTLY.

OR LIKE AN 8‐TRACK YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE DEALS

WHERE YOU POP IT IN. >> Jimmy: AS YOU WERE TALKING,

SOMETHING KEPT POPPING UP IN THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN

THERE. DO YOU HAVE A DOG OR IS

THERE ‐‐ >> THERE'S THIS.

>> Jimmy: NO, NO >> OR TO THE LEFT?

>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A CAT OR AN ANIMAL?

>> OH! OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

RIGHT HERE HEY!

>> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO >> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT EAR OH, STOP

>> YEAH. YEAH

SHE HASN'T BEEN ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I JUST WASHED HER TODAY,

ACTUALLY, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT THIS IS HOOTS, THIS IS MY

LOYAL WONDERFUL DOG WHO I LOVE AND ADORE.

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DOG

>> I'M IN THE GUEST ROOM >> Jimmy: OH

>> BUT THIS IS WHERE I DO, YOU KNOW, SOME [ BLEEP ] IN HERE

>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT THING IS THAT A STORM TROOPER?

THAT'S AWESOME >> YEAH, YEAH.

I'VE HAD THAT FOR, LIKE, 30 YEARS

IT HAS BEEN WITH ME AND IN THIS FAMILY

HE'S ALMOST LIKE A FAMILY MEMBER, YOU KNOW

>> Jimmy: IS THAT FROM, LIKE, LUCAS RANCH OR WHATEVER?

>> IT'S ‐‐ YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S FROM

IT'S FROM THE SHARPER IMAGE. THEY DID, LIKE, A THING

30 YEARS AGO AND ‐ >> Jimmy: DUDE, I REMEMBER ‐‐

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD TO WAIT OUT IN LINE TO GET INTO

THE SHARPER IMAGE? >> OH SHEESH

>> Jimmy: THERE WAS A ROPE THERE WAS, LIKE, A ROPE.

LIKE, A ‐‐ >> OH, YOU DON'T MEAN, LIKE,

ONLINE YOU MEAN, LIKE, LITERALLY ON A

A LINE LIKE A PHYSICAL ‐‐

>> Jimmy: YEAH >> LINE.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, ON LINE. I MEANT, LIKE, YOU HAD TO WAIT

ON LINE. >> LIKE, YOU HAD TO STAY THERE

OUTSIDE ‐‐ >> Jimmy: YES.

>> OF THE PLACE. YES.

>> Jimmy: THEY ONLY ALLOWED, LIKE, 10 PEOPLE IN

SHARPER IMAGE AT A TIME BECAUSE IT WAS SO FROM THE FUTURE, THAT

EVERYONE WANTED TO SHOP THERE. >> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Jimmy: AND SO YOU HAD TO WAIT BEHIND A ROPE AND THEN ‐‐

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: ONCE SOMEONE LEFT,

THEN THEY'D ALLOW YOU IN AND YOU COULD BUY LIKE A PEN THAT'S

ALSO A THERMOMETER OR SOMETHING.

>> YES, YES, I LOVE THAT STUFF I WOULD GO IN THERE ‐‐

>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT STUFF. >> OH, THE OTHER THING IS

SKYMALL. SKYMALL IS ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT'S

LIKE, I'M ON AMERICAN AIRLINES, THAT GIVES ME SO MUCH

ENTERTAINMENT, YOU KNOW. YOU CAN JUST GO THROUGH THERE.

OH MAN >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET ‐‐

>> I COULD GET A HARRY POTTER WAND, ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS AWESOME! >> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET ‐‐ I

WANT TO GET THE GIANT AIRLINE PILLOW THAT YOU PUT YOUR HEAD

IN >> YES

YES! >> Jimmy: IMAGINE LUGGING THAT

ON THE AIRPLANE. >> TOTALLY

>> Jimmy: AND SITTING NEXT TO ‐

>> WELL, DON'T YOU ‐‐ IT'S LIKE INFLATABLE, ISN'T IT

YOU KNOW YEAH

YOU GET, LIKE, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU PUT IT ON ‐‐

>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU GO ‐ >> I LOVE THAT THING

I LOVE THAT THING. OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT

CAUSE YOU KNOW, THEY DO HAVE THE SHOPS, YOU CAN WALK THROUGH

IT, AND I DID SEE ONE OF THOSE NECK PILLOW DEALS, RIGHT

>> Jimmy: YEAH >> AND IT'S A NECK PILLOW WHERE

YOU CAN ‐‐ YOU CAN ATTACH IT TO THE BACK OF THE SEAT, RIGHT?

>> Jimmy: OH >> SO YOU PUT IT ON, SO YOU'RE

FLYING LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME BUT IT KEEPS YOUR HEAD FROM

GOING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW. >> Jimmy: OH, NOW THAT'S ‐

>> Jimmy: IT KEEPS YOUR HEAD UP

>> Jimmy: IT'S ATTACHED. >> IT'S ATTACHED

SO I WAS LIKE ‐‐ I WAS THRILLED WITH THIS.

I THOUGHT THIS IS THE GREATEST THING, AND IT IS

I HAVE TO SAY ‐‐ >> Jimmy: IT WORKS

>> IT'S MADE ‐‐ WHEN WE USED TO BE ABLE TO FLY, YOU KNOW, IN

THE OLDEN DAYS >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> IN THE OLDEN TIMES. >> Jimmy: CHRISTIAN, YOU

HAVE ‐‐ I CAN'T EVEN WISH YOU MORE, THE BEST STUFF

YOU HAVE A BABY, YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DOG.

>> THANK YOU >> Jimmy: I REALLY ‐‐ YOU KNOW,

I LOVE TALKING TO YOU, MAN >> THANKS, DUDE.

>> Jimmy: COME BACK WHENEVER YOU WANT, BUDDY.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAN, WELL, THANKS

THANKS, DUDE >> Jimmy: STAY SAFE.

>> YOU, TOO. >> Jimmy: STAY SAFE.

>> YOU, TOO, STAY SAFE BEST TO THE FAMILY

>> Jimmy: BYE, BUDDY ♪

MY THANKS TO CHRISTIAN SLATER. "DIRTY JOHN" IS ON TUESDAYS AT

10:00 ON USA NETWORK WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SIA

♪ >> Jimmy: SHE IS ONE OF MY ALL

TIME FAVORITES GOSH, WHO DOESN'T LOVE SIA

FROM HER UPCOMING MOTION

PICTURE, "MUSIC," THIS IS A SONG CALLED "TOGETHER. HERE IS SIA.

♪ >> OOH, TOGETHER

♪ WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER I CAN HEAR THE THUNDER

COMIN' FROM YOUR MOUTH ♪ ♪ AND I KNOW MY NUMBER'S UP

GIVE ME SOME STEVIE WONDER QUICK PUT IT O

BEFORE WE GO UNDER ♪ ♪ I CAN SEE THE LIGHTNING

COMING FROM YOUR EAR YEAH I SEE YOU'RE FRIGHTENED

I CAN SEE THE LION ♪ ♪ SLEEPS TONIGH

IN THE TEARS YOU'RE CRYING OOH ♪

♪ CAN'T LOVE ME UNLESS YOU LOVE YOU TO

TREAT YOURSELF LIK NOTHIN' BUT A FOOL ♪

♪ CAN'T LOVE ME UNLESS YOU LOVE YOU TO

LOVE YOU TOO ♪ ♪ COME NO

SET THE PAST ON FIRE STAND UP RAISE YOU

FACE TO THE SKY MY LOVE ♪ ♪ TOGETHE

WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHE OOH TOGETHER

WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER ♪ ♪ COME NO

SET THE PAST ON FIRE STAND UP RAISE YOUR FACE

TO THE SKY MY LOVE ♪ ♪ TOGETHE

WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHE OOH TOGETHER

WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER ♪ ♪ I CAN SEE THE RAINBOW

COMING FROM YOUR HEART AND IT'S ALL OKAY SO ♪

♪ COME NO SEE YOU'RE MY ANGE

SAY BYE TO THE PAS HELLO TO TOMORROW ♪

♪ OOH CAN'T LOVE M

UNLESS YOU LOVE YOU TOO ♪ ♪ TREAT YOURSELF LIKE

NOTHIN' BUT A FOOL CAN'T LOVE M

UNLESS YOU LOVE YOU TOO ♪ ♪ LOVE YOU TO

COME NOW SET THE PAST ON FIRE ♪

♪ STAND UP RAISE YOUR FAC TO THE SKY MY LOVE

TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER ♪

♪ OOH TOGETHE WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHE

COME NOW SET THE PAST ON FIRE ♪

♪ STAND UP RAISE YOUR FACE TO THE SKY MY LOV

TOGETHER WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER ♪

♪ OOH TOGETHE WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHE

I WANT LOVE I WANNA GIVE I I WANT LOVE ♪

♪ PLEASE DELIVER IT I WANT LOVE I WANNA GIVE I

I WANT LOV PLEASE DELIVER IT ♪

♪ I WANT LOVE I WANNA GIVE I

I WANT LOV PLEASE DELIVER IT ♪

♪ I WANT LOVE I WANNA GIVE I

I WANT LOV PLEASE DELIVER IT ♪

♪ >> I LOVE YOU, JIMMY

♪ >> Jimmy: THANK YOU GUYS SO

MUCH FOR WATCHING THE SHOW TONIGHT.

I APPRECIATE IT. [ MEOW ]

I WANT TO THANK ‐‐ THAT KITTY BETTER NOT BE IN MY SHOT AGAIN

GUYS, WASH YOUR HANDS. DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.

WE HAVE A WHOLE GREAT WEEK OF SHOWS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS

A‐CHOO ALRIGHT, I'M GOING DOWN.

OH, NO OH, CATTY.

KITTY.