All language subtitles for Jimmy fallon 2020 06 09 the co hosts of queer eye web h264 trump_track3_eng

>> Steve: TONIGHT, JOIN JIMMY
AND HIS GUESTS ‐

THE CO‐HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE,"
CHRISTIAN SLATER

MUSICAL GUEST SIA,
AND THE LEGENDARY ROOTS CREW

IT'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW" AT HOME

EDITION.
♪
AND NOW, HERE'S JIMMY.

TONIGHT SHOW", EVERYONE.
DURING WHAT CONTINUES TO BE

A VERY TURBULENT TIME, I JUST
WANT TO SAY TO EVERYONE OUT

THERE PROTESTING OR PEOPLE
GOING BACK TO WORK DURING

QUARANTINE, PLEASE STAY SAFE
AND WE APPRECIATE YOU.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT
THE CO‐HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE" ARE

ON THE SHOW TONIGHT.
[ APPLAUSE ]

AND THEIR NEW SEASON JUST CAME
OUT ON NETFLIX

AND WE SAW EPISODE ONE, AND IT
IS JUST GREAT.

THEY ARE JUST ‐‐ IT'S ‐‐ IT'S
ALMOST ‐‐ IT'S COMFORTING, BUT

IT'S HEARTBREAKING
IT'S BEAUTIFUL

IT'S GREAT
AND THAT WAS ONLY HALFWAY

THROUGH IT
>> OH, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, EVEN TO THE END
IS JUST ‐‐ YEAH.

IT'S FANTASTIC
BUT WE LOVE ALL OF THOSE GUYS,

SO THEY'RE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT,
AS WELL AS CHRISTIAN SLATER,

WHO HAS A NEW SHOW ON USA
TUESDAYS AT 10:00.

AND HONEY, YOU'LL LIKE IT.
IT'S LIKE SEASON TWO OF "DIRTY

JOHN."
IT'S A REAL ‐‐

>> OH, I'M IN.
>> Jimmy: YEP.

AND THEN OUR MUSIC TONIGHT,
SHE'S UNBELIEVABLE

AND SIA IS ON THE SHOW TONIGHT
YEAH

SHE HAS A MOTION PICTURE CALLED
"MUSIC."

AND THE SONG'S CALLED
"TOGETHER.

AND SIA IS ONE ‐‐ I WISH ‐‐ YOU
KNOW, I MISS SEEING THESE

PEOPLE AND BEING IN FRONT OF
THESE SINGERS.

'CAUSE IT'S PEOPLE LIKE SIA
THAT ‐‐ AND MUSICIANS WILL KNOW

WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ‐‐ SHE
ALMOST DOESN'T NEED

A MICROPHONE WHEN SHE'S
PERFORMING

SHE'S SO GOOD AND LIKE,
PROJECTING, AND IT'S LIKE, WOW

IT'S POWERFUL.
AND I'M ALWAYS LIKE, WOW, ARE

WE EVEN USING THE MIC?
'CAUSE SHE FILLS UP THE WHOLE

ROOM
AND I REMEMBER EVEN HER DOING

"CHANDELIER," I WANT TO SAY,
AND I WAS LIKE, "YOU'RE NOT

GOING TO HIT THOSE NOTES."
IT WAS LIKE ‐‐

[ WHISTLING
I CAN'T EVEN WHISTLE IT, WHAT

SHE WAS SINGING.
♪ CHANDELIER ♪

AND SHE HIT ALL THE NOTES.
AND I WAS LIKE, AH

SHE IS JUST AMAZING.
SO WHAT A GREAT SHOW TONIGHT

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH, AGAIN,
FOR WATCHING

LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS
WELL, YOU GUYS, IT'S ANOTHER

ROUGH WEEK FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP
THOUGH AT THIS POINT, I CAN

JUST SAY, WELL, YOU GUYS, IT'S
ANOTHER WEEK FOR PRESIDENT

TRUMP.
CNN JUST RELEASED A NEW POLL

YESTERDAY.
AND IT DOESN'T LOOK TOO GOOD
FOR THE PRESIDENT.

RATING IS THE LOWEST IT'S BEEN
SINCE JANUARY OF LAST YEAR

THAT'S ACCORDING TO A NEW CNN
POLL THAT SHOWS THE PRESIDENT

SLIPPING AMID A CHAOTIC WEEK
ONLY 38% APPROVE OF THE JOB

HE'S DOING
THAT IS DOWN SEVEN POINTS SINCE

JUST LAST MONTH.
>> Jimmy: OUCH

RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY THING LOWER
THAN TRUMP'S APPROVAL RATING IS

HIS UNDERGROUND BUNKER
38%, TO PUT THAT IN

PERSPECTIVE, MORE PEOPLE
APPROVED OF LAY'S CAPPUCCINO

FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS.
CAPPUCCINO FLAVORED POTATO

CHIPS.
INCIDENTALLY, 38% IS THE SAME

RATIO OF CHIPS TO AIR IN EVERY
BAG OF LAY'S POTATO CHIPS.

IT'S BAD
RIGHT NOW EVEN THE "NEW YORK

TIMES" OP‐ED SECTION HAS MORE
FANS

[ LIGHT LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THINGS ARE

BAD?
EARLIER TODAY, DON JR. CHANGED

HIS NAME TO ERIC
[ LAUGHTER ]

AND NOW TRUMP WANTS TO IMPROVE
HIS NUMBERS BY GETTING HIS

CAMPAIGN TEAM FROM 2
2016 BACK TOGETHER

TRUMP WAS LIKE, "WE CAN DO IT,
THEY'RE ALL OUT OF PRISON NOW. SO

SPEAKING OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN,
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S READY TO GET
BACK OUT ON THE ROAD

PLANNING TO GET BACK OUT ON THE
TRAIL.

HIS CAMPAIGN SAYS THEY'RE
LOOKING TO RESUME THOSE BIG

RALLIES IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS,
DESPITE CONCERNS ABOUT THE

PANDEMIC
>> Jimmy: DON'T WORRY, JUST TO

BE SAFE, EVERYONE GETS INJECTED
WITH BLEACH ON THE WAY IN AND

OUT.
SO ‐

ACTUALLY, TRUMP SAID THAT
THEY'RE BEING SMART.

HE WAS LIKE, "WHEN THE RALLY
ENDS, EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO

STAY IN THE ARENA FOR TWO WEEKS
OF QUARANTINE.

SO, THAT'S FAIR, RIGHT
MEANWHILE, JUST WHEN IT SEEMED

LIKE THINGS COULDN'T GET ANY
MORE UPSETTING, TRUMP TOOK TO

TWITTER THIS MORNING TO OFFER
A CONSPIRACY THEORY OF THE

POLICE BRUTALITY INCIDENT IN
BUFFALO.

HE SAID THAT THE 75‐YEAR‐OLD
MAN WHO WAS SHOVED BY THE

POLICE COULD BE AN ANTIFA
PROVOCATEUR.

AND, "I WATCHED, HE FELL HARDER
THAN WAS PUSHED.

COULD BE A SET‐UP.
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY INTERESTING

THAT THIS GUY IS GIVING
A LESSON ON GRAVITY, FROM A MAN

WHO STANDS LIKE THIS
IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE'S, LIKE,

FREE FALLING, LIKE ONE OF THOSE
FLYING SQUIRREL GUYS

♪ DEFYING GRAVITY ♪
UM ‐‐ AFTER RECEIVING CRITICISM

FROM BOTH DEMOCRATS AND
REPUBLICANS FOR THAT EXACT

TWEET, TRUMP FOLLOWED UP BY
TWEETING, "MAKE AMERICA GREAT

AGAIN.
'CAUSE WHEN THE NEW STUFF

BOMBS, YOU GOT TO GO WITH THE
HITS

WELL, I SAW THAT
DANIEL RADCLIFFE RELEASED

A STATEMENT CONDEMNING
JK ROWLING'S CONTROVERSIAL

TWEETS ABOUT TRANS PEOPLE.
MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SURPRISED

BY HER VIEWS, BUT I DON'T KNOW
IF YOU GO BACK AND READ THE

"HARRY POTTER" BOOKS, IT KIND
OF MAKES SENSE

THERE'S A CHARACTER THAT I
FORGOT TOTALLY ABOUT

THERE'S HERMIONE, RON, HARRY,
AND OF COURSE, THERE WAS THE

FOURTH FRIEND THAT I FORGOT
CALLED WIMPLETON

I TOTALLY ‐‐ WELL, HERE'S
A COUPLE OF EXCERPTS FROM THE

AUDIO BOOKS.
SHOULD MAKE MORE SENSE
LISTEN

>> Narrator: "WE HAVE TO STOP
PROFESSOR SNAPE FROM GETTING

THE BABBLING THWAGAT!"
EXCLAIMED HARRY.

"GRAB YOUR WANDS!" CRIED
HERMIONE

"I'M JUST GOING TO SAY IT.
I'M NOT TOTALLY SOLD ON THIS

WHOLE 'TRANS' THING," SAID
WIMPLETON.

"NOT THE TIME, WIMPLETON!"
YELLED HARRY

"WOW."
"USE THE PORTKEY TO GET TO THE

JACKALION!" DECLARED HERMIONE.
"WHAT KIND OF CREATURE IS

THAT?" INQUIRED RON.
"DOES IT HAVE CLAWS AND SHARP

TEETH?" QUERIED HARRY.
"AND IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL

IT HAS TO BE ONE, NOT NEITHER
OR BOTH," SAID WIMPLETON

"WIMPLETON, LITERALLY NO ONE
ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION HERE!"

SHOUTED THE GROUP.
"WE'VE ONLY FOUND 16 OF THE

CURSED NOBBLYNOOKS," RON
GASPED

"WE HAVE TO HURRY," BELLOWED
HARRY.

"BUT WAIT," WIMPLETON HALTED
"CAN I JUST SAY, THE THING

ABOUT MENSTRUATION IS ‐‐
HE NEVER GOT TO FINISH HIS

SENTENCE, AS HERMIONE PULLED
OUT HER WAND AND TRANSFIGURED

HIM INTO A TEA COZY.
AND AT LAST WIMPLETON WAS

USEFUL
♪

>> Jimmy: BUT PEOPLE ARE
THANKING DANIEL RADCLIFFE FOR

SPEAKING OUT AGAINST
JK ROWLING'S TWEETS.

IT'S AN EASY ISSUE TO GET
WRONG.

SO JUST SO EVERYONE'S ON THE
SAME PAGE, HERE'S A COMPLETE

LIST OF ALL THE THINGS PEOPLE
WANT TO HEAR JK ROWLING'S TAKE
ON

♪
>> Announcer: WIZARDS.

♪
>> Jimmy: AND FINALLY, AFTER

SAYING A LOT HAS BEEN HAPPENING
THIS WEEK, NEW YORK MAYOR

BILL de BLASIO ANNOUNCED HE'D
BE DOING SOMETHING TO ACTUALLY

TAKE ACTION.
THAT'S RIGHT

HE SAID HE'D BE SUSPENDING
ALTERNATE SIDE STREET PARKING.

THIS IS WHERE YOU HAVE TO MOVE
YOUR CAR FOR TWO HOURS SO THEY

CAN CLEAN THE STREET, FOR A FEW
WEEKS.

HERE TO TELL US MORE IS ONE OF
MAYOR BILL de BLASIO'S CHIEF
STRATEGISTS, MARTHA BERGMAN.

>> Jimmy: MARTHA BERGMAN, THANK
YOU FOR BEING HERE

>> YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR
HAVING ME, JIMMY

LISTEN, I KNOW WE'VE TAKEN SOME
CRITICISM FOR HOW WE'RE

HANDLING THE PROTESTS, SO I
JUST WANTED TO SAY WE HEAR YOU

LOUD AND CLEAR
WE BELIEVE IN RACIAL JUSTICE,

AND NOW, FINALLY, YOU WON'T
HAVE TO MOVE YOUR CAR BETWEEN

11:00 TO 1:00 P. M. ON
THURSDAYS.

YOU'RE WELCOME
PROBLEM SOLVED

>> Jimmy: HUH.
THAT REALLY DOESN'T SEEM TO

ADDRESS THE PROTESTS AT ALL.
I MEAN, PEOPLE WANT REAL

CHANGE
THEY WANT JUSTICE.

>> I'M SORRY
UH, MAYBE YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT

I SAID
I SAID WE'RE MAKING PARKING

BETTER
>> Jimmy: YEAH, BUT THAT'S NOT

MAKING THE WORLD BETTER.
YOU KNOW

WHAT ABOUT DEFUNDING THE
POLICE

>> UH‐HUH.
YEAH, YEAH

UM ‐‐ WELL, SO WE'RE GOING TO
START WITH PARKING

BECAUSE I THINK WE ALL NEED TO
BE LISTENING AND HAVING THE

DIFFICULT CONVERSATION RIGHT
NOW ABOUT HOW CARS SHOULD BE

ABLE TO STAY WHERE THEY ARE ALL
THE TIME

I MEAN, IT MAY SEEM RADICAL,
BUT PEOPLE CAN'T WAIT FOR

A CHANGE ANY LONGER.
>> Jimmy: YEAH, I'M SORRY.

UM ‐‐ I'M NOT REALLY SEEING HOW
THAT HELPS

YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO PEOPLE
YOU'RE NOT TAKING ACTION

>> OKAY, OKAY, LET ME PUT IT
THIS WAY

IF WE WERE HAVING THIS
CONVERSATION BETWEEN 9:00 AND

NOON ON A FRIDAY, WE WOULDN'T
BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION,

BECAUSE I'D BE MOVING MY CAR
>> Jimmy: WOW, YOU'RE REALLY

MISSING THE POINT HERE
>> OAKY, YEAH.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT
WE'RE NOT DOING NEARLY ENOUGH.

YOU KNOW, WE COULD MAKE THE
PARKING SIGNS A LITTLE BIGGER,

OR MAYBE PUT PICTURES ON
THEM ‐

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO
I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE DOING

ENOUGH FOR THE ‐‐ I'M SAYING
THAT YOU'RE NOT DOING ENOUGH TO

STAND UP TO POLICE BRUTALITY
AND RACISM

>> HMM, YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO
I THINK WE DID IT.

>> Jimmy: YOU DID WHAT
>> UH ‐‐ IT.

>> Jimmy: IT
>> YEAH, IT.

YA KNOW?
THE THING THAT EVERYBODY

WANTED
>> Jimmy: AND YOU'RE NOT GOING

TO SAY WHAT "IT" IS ARE YOU?
>> NOPE.

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND THAT IS OUR MONOLOGUE.

WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW
COME ON BACK

THE HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE" WHEN
WE RETURN.

MORE "TONIGHT SHOW."
COME ON.

♪
>> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY, I GOT

TO CHAT WITH THE CO‐HOSTS OF
"QUEER EYE."

DO YOURSELF A FAVOR.
IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THIS,

WATCH AN EPISODE OF "QUEER EYE"
ON NETFLIX

IT'LL JUST MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD.

WE GOT TO TALK TO THE FIVE
CO‐HOSTS
HERE THEY ARE.

>> Jimmy: HELLO, EVERYBODY,
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING

ME
I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU BEING

ON THE SHOW.
THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK AND

TALKING TO ME.
I APPRECIATE THIS.

>> THANKS.
>> ANYTIME

>> Jimmy: BEFORE WE GET INTO
THE SHOW, I JUST WANT TO SAY

CONGRATULATIONS TO TAN
YOU BECAME A U. S. CITIZEN LIKE,

A COUPLE OF MINUTES AGO.
>> WHOO!

>> YAY
>> I REALLY DID!

>> Jimmy: THAT IS SO COOL!
>> THANKS, THANKS.

IT'S TAKEN 20 YEARS TO GET HERE
AND WE'RE SO DARN GRATEFUL

>> Jimmy: ARE YOU ‐‐ WAS IT
20 YEARS, FOR REAL

>> 20 YEARS, AND ACTUALLY FEELS
KIND OF PERFECT THAT IT

HAPPENED RIGHT NOW
>> Jimmy: REALLY

>> YEAH.
>> WE NEED EVERY VOTE.

LIKE, EVERY VOTE COUNTS.
I'M GOING TO VOTE.

>> Jimmy: YOU'RE GOING TO VOTE
OH MY GOSH

HAVE YOU REGISTERED YET?
NO, JUST MINUTES AGO

>> WELL, YOU'RE THE FIRST THING
I'M DOING SINCE I BECAME A

A CITIZEN, SO AS SOON AS I'M
DONE WITH THIS I HAVE A BREAK

AND I'M GOING TO REGISTER TO
VOTE

WITHOUT A DOUBT.
>> PRIORITIES, TAN

PRIORITIES
>> I KNOW.

I KNOW
I MEAN, IT TOOK SO LONG TO GET

HERE
>> Jimmy: 20 YEARS IS A LONG

TIME
>> YEAH.

BUT THE ACTUAL EXPERIENCE OF
GETTING MY OATH THING DONE

TODAY WAS JUST LOVELY.
IT WAS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL,

EMOTIONAL EXPERIENCE
AS YOU MAY KNOW, I'M NOT MUCH

OF A CRIER
IF ANYONE KNOWS ME FROM "QUEER

EYE," I AM NOT THE CRIER OF THE
GROUP.

BUT I GOT SO EMOTIONAL
IT FELT JUST REALLY POWERFUL TO

BECOME AN AMERICAN TODAY
>> DO YOU FEEL ATTACKED,

ANTONI
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> MY SENSITIVITY IS MY
STRENGTH

>> IT IS
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT'S BEAUTIFUL

>> Jimmy: WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING OF?

WHO WERE YOU THINKING OF
WHY DID YOU GET EMOTIONAL?

>> I WAS JUST THINKING OF ALL
THE TIMES I'VE BEEN SENT HOME,

AND THE PEOPLE I'VE MISSED AND
I WAS APART ‐‐ I WAS AWAY FROM

MY HUSBAND FOR SIX YEARS
BECAUSE I WAS SENT HOME.

AND SO JUST TO NOW BE IN A
A POSITION WHERE I KNOW NOBODY

CAN KICK ME OUT AND I CAN
ACTUALLY TRULY MAKE SOME

CHANGES.
ACTUALLY VOTE TO CHANGE AND

ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO VOTE TO
CHANGE THE STATE OF THIS

COUNTRY.
LIKE, THAT ‐‐ THAT REALLY MADE

ME FEEL VERY EMOTIONAL
THE TIMING COULDN'T BE MORE

PERFECT FOR ME
>> Jimmy: JONATHAN, YOU WERE

SAYING EARLIER THAT THIS SHOW
OBVIOUSLY IS NOT A CURE FOR ALL

THE WORLD'S PROBLEMS, BUT IT
MAY HELP GIVE SOME LIGHT TO

PEOPLE THAT NEED IT.
>> YEAH.

I THINK HAVING, YOU KNOW,
MOMENTS TO LIKE REST AND

RECHARGE IS GREAT, AND YOU
KNOW, LIKE, "BRITISH BAKING

CHALLENGE" IS, YOU KNOW, THAT
FOR ME

AND YEAH, SO I THINK YOU NEED
SORT OF LIKE JOY THAT YOU KNOW

PEOPLE CAN EXPERIENCE IN THIS
TIME IS GOOD, BUT GETTING YOUR

CITIZENSHIP, I THINK, IS A
A PRETTY ‐‐ THAT IS A CHANGE,

HONEY.
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT CHANGE,

THAT IS THE ‐‐, AND TAN, NOT TO
GO BACK TO ‐

BUT I CAN'T HELP IT, I COULD
SEE THE EMOTION IN YOUR FACE ON

THAT ONE PICTURE
I SAID, "I THINK TAN HAS BEEN

CRYING IN PUBLIC."
IT WAS GREAT

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: THAT'S SO COOL

I WATCHED THE FIRST EPISODE OF
THIS NEW SEASON, SEASON FIVE

FOR YOU GUYS, AND I KNOW IT'S
PROBABLY HARD TO PROMOTE A

A PRODUCT RIGHT NOW WITH ALL
THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD,

BUT I WILL SAY, MAN, YOU GUYS
DO SUCH A GREAT JOB.

WHAT AN EXCELLENT SHOW, TOP TO
BOTTOM

NOT JUST YOU GUYS BUT THE
PRODUCING OF THE SHOW.

THE WAY IT'S ‐‐ HOW INTELLIGENT
YOU GUYS ARE AND OPEN TO

DEALING WITH ANYTHING THAT
COMES AT YOU

I ONLY WATCHED THE FIRST
EPISODE WITH THE PASTOR, THE

OPENLY GAY PASTOR, AND DUDE,
IT'S NOT JUST THE END OF THE

SHOW WHERE YOU CRY, I CRIED
LIKE THREE TIMES IN THE MIDDLE

OF THE SHOW AND GOING ‐‐
KARAMO, SIMPLY YOUR SCENE, I

THINK THIS WAS, WITH ALL THE
OTHER PASTORS SITTING AT THE

TABLE.
I LOST IT.

AND HONESTLY, IT'S ALWAYS, NOW
AND THEN, JUST A CURVEBALL AND

I GO LIKE, THIS WAS GREAT THAT
YOU'RE TALKING, AND YOU'RE

MAKING PEOPLE HAVE THESE
CONVERSATIONS THAT MAY BE

UNCOMFORTABLE BUT THEY'RE
NEEDED

>> WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT WHAT
YOU SAID IS THAT, YOU KNOW,

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN LIKE,
HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PROMOTE A

A SHOW DURING THIS TIME WHERE
LIKE, EVERYONE IS WORRIED ABOUT

A PANDEMIC AND ALSO IS
SUPPORTING THE BLACK LIVES

MATTER MOVEMENT?
I THINK WHAT IS BEAUTIFUL IS

THAT PEOPLE GET TO TAKE A BREAK
FROM ‐‐ A MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL

BREAK, WHICH IS NECESSARY SO
THAT YOU CAN RECHARGE AND COME

BACK STRONGER TO HELP OTHER
PEOPLE AND IT'S NICE BECAUSE

YOU GET TO SEE THESE PEOPLE
THAT WERE HELPING OUR HEROES

TURN INTO THESE FULL, WHOLE,
BEAUTIFUL, VULNERABLE PEOPLE

AND IT KIND OF JUST RECHARGES
YOU AND SAYS, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I WANT TO GO OUT THERE AND
PROTEST.

I WANT TO DO BETTER FOR
TOMORROW

LET ME RECHARGE, BREAK DOWN,
AND COME BACK, AND I THINK

THAT'S REALLY A BEAUTIFUL PART
OF OUR SHOW.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, I LOVE THAT
YOU'RE CALLING THEM HEROES

HEROES PUTS IT IN A DIFFERENT
LIGHT FOR ME

AND I THINK THAT'S A GREAT
CHANGE THAT YOU GUYS MADE.

ANTONI, DO YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT THAT

>> YEAH, I MEAN, LIKE SO I'VE
ONLY SEEN THE FIRST TWO

EPISODES
>> WHAT?

YOU HAVEN'T BINGED IT YET?
>> I'VE BEEN TRAVELING

I DROVE FROM TEXAS TO NEW YORK
BUT I'M GOING TO CATCH UP ON

IT, I SWEAR.
BUT LIKE YOU KNOW, YOU BROUGHT

UP NOAH, THIS OPENLY GAY PASTOR
WHO'S BASICALLY STEPPING INTO

A LEADERSHIP POSITION IN HIS
CHURCH, AND ALL OF THE

STRUGGLES, AND LIKE, THE
CONFIDENCE THAT COMES WITH

THAT
I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU BROUGHT UP

KARAMO'S SCENE IN THAT
I JUST THOUGHT THAT WAS

INCREDIBLY TOUCHING, FOR NOAH
TO BE AROUND, YOU KNOW, OTHER

PEOPLE OF FAITH WHO KIND OF, TO
USE JONATHAN'S LINE, LIKE GAVE

HIM PERMISSION TO BE THAT
LEADER

I THINK THAT WAS INCREDIBLY
EMPOWERING AND THAT'S SOMETHING

THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN RELATE
TO

WE HAVE RAHANNA, A
A BUSINESSWOMAN AND CREATIVE

WHO ‐‐ SHE HAS HER OWN DOG
GROOMING BUSINESS CALLED

STYLISH POOCH WITH THIS LIKE
MOBILE TRUCK THAT SHE GOES

AROUND LIKE GIVING LITTLE
MAKEOVERS TO DOGS.

>> ‐‐ MAKEOVERS ARE NOT LITTLE
HONEY.

SHE WILL MAKE THIS DOG PINK.
SHE WILL MAKE IT PURPLE.

BUT SHE'LL ALSO DO A TRIM, YOU
KNOW, SOMETIMES THEY'RE LITTLE

TINY BABY ONES BUT OTHER TIMES
THEY ARE LIKE EPIC

SHE'S MAJOR.
>> SHE DOES IT ALL

I THINK THE EPISODE THAT REALLY
TOUCHED ME THE MOST WAS

TYREEK ‐
>> OUT OF THE TWO.

>> NO, WELL ‐‐
[ LAUGHTER ]

BUT NO, I MEAN I HAVEN'T SEEN
TYREEK YET, BUT I JUST KIND

OF ‐
>> IT'S SO GOOD.

IT'S SO GOOD
>> THAT'S ONE THAT I'VE REALLY

BEEN THINKING ABOUT A LOT.
I MEAN, ALL THESE HEROES IN

THIS SEASON, AND IN EVERY
SINGLE SEASON, WHETHER THEY'RE

HEROES IN THEIR OWN PERSONAL
LIVES OR WHETHER THEY'RE

ACTIVISTS IN THEIR OWN RIGHT, I
THINK IT'S IMPORTANT NOW MORE

THAN EVER TO HONOR HEROES.
I THINK IN A TIME OF, I THINK

THERE'S ‐‐ MAYBE I SPEAK FOR
MYSELF, BUT THERE'S BEEN A LOT

OF HOPELESSNESS.
HEROES GIVE US HOPE.

IT GIVES US SOMEONE TO LOOK UP
TO AND THEY COME IN ALL

DIFFERENT, YOU KNOW, SHAPES AND
SIZES.

THIS MORNING, I WAS WATCHING AN
INTERVIEW WITH GIANNA FLOYD,

WITH GEORGE FLOYD'S DAUGHTER
AND HER MOTHER WAS TALKING

ABOUT HOW SHE DOESN'T FULLY
UNDERSTAND WHAT HAPPENED TO HER

DAD WHEN HER MOTHER TRIED
EXPLAINING IT, BUT SHE KNOWS

THAT EVERYONE'S TALKING ABOUT
IT

AND SHE WAS SAYING, I THINK IN
A VIDEO SEGMENT, LIKE, "DADDY

CHANGED THE WORLD.
AND AS HORRIBLE AS IT IS WHAT

HAPPENED TO HIM, IT'S PEOPLE
LIKE THAT, THAT I LOOK UP TO

OR LIKE, I LISTEN TO, YOU KNOW,
I TURNED ON INSTAGRAM FIVE

MINUTES BEFORE WE LOGGED IN
HERE, AND I SAW THAT TAN GOT

HIS CITIZENSHIP AND I'M
THINKING, LIKE, I THINK THAT

TAKES A TREMENDOUS AMOUNT OF
COURAGE DURING TIMES LIKE THIS

IT'S SO EASY TO BE A PESSIMIST
AND TO NOT HAVE HOPE, THAT

SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS JUST,
IT'S STUFF LIKE THAT THAT KEEPS

ME GOING AND I'M JUST SO
GRATEFUL THAT WE GET TO DO IT

WEEK AFTER WEEK, HERO AFTER
HERO

>> Jimmy: KARAMO, IS THERE
DIFFERENT TYPES OF GRIEVING AND

THE WAYS TO APPROACH IT?
>> YEAH, DEFINITELY.

AND MOST PEOPLE DON'T EVEN
REALIZE THAT THEY'RE GRIEVING

RIGHT NOW.
THEY'RE EXPERIENCING SEVERE

LOSS
LIKE, WHAT PEOPLE DON'T

REALIZE, EVEN WHEN THE PANDEMIC
WAS HAPPENING, YOU WERE

GRIEVING THE LOSS OF FINANCIAL
STABILITY, OF OUR REGULAR

SCHEDULES.
AND YOU HAVE TO GO THROUGH A

A PROCESS OF ACKNOWLEDGING IT,
AND STARTING TO HEAL FROM IT

AND THAT'S HAPPENING AGAIN WHEN
PEOPLE, IT'S NOT COMPOUNDED

ALSO WITH THE FACT THAT BLACK
LIVES MATTER'S MOVEMENT IS

HAPPENING.
PEOPLE ARE, YOU KNOW, WAKING UP

AND THEY'RE GOING THROUGH SO
MUCH LOSS AND EVERYONE IS

SCREAMING OUT FOR, I NEED
CHANGE, I NEED THINGS TO BE

DIFFERENT AND IT'S A VERY
BEAUTIFUL MOMENT THAT WE'RE

LIVING IN.
I MEAN, I JUST, I LOOK AT THE

FIVE OF OUR INSTAGRAM, EVEN
YOURS, JIMMY, AND ALL OF US,

WE'RE JUST ALL IN A SPACE OF
LIKE ‐

IF YOU'RE GRIEVING WHAT WAS
HAPPENING, IF YOU WANT TO SEE

A BETTER TOMORROW, IT'S OKAY TO
ACKNOWLEDGE IT AND IT'S OKAY TO

START TRYING TO DO THINGS TO
MOVE TOWARDS A BETTER TOMORROW

>> Jimmy: I WAS GOING TO ASK
YOU GUYS, AFTER FIVE SEASONS,

DO PEOPLE KIND OF KNOW WHAT'S
ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO THEIR LIVES

BOBBY, LIKE, CAN YOU TALK
ABOUT, DO PEOPLE GO LIKE, OH,

THERE THEY ARE, THE FAB FIVE
AND I GET IT

YOU'RE GOING TO CUT MY HAIR.
YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME IN AN

OUTFIT
>> YOU KNOW, IT WAS VERY

DIFFERENT FOR US FOR SEASON ONE
AND TWO BECAUSE NO ONE HAD SEEN

THE SHOW BEFORE.
NO ONE KNEW WHO WE WERE.

NO ONE KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT
>> SAME WITH US.

WE HAD NEVER SEEN THE SHOW
WE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT.

I DEFINITELY SAY IT'S BECOME A
A LITTLE DIFFERENT AS SEASONS

GOES ON BECAUSE A LOT OF OUR
HEROES HAVE SEEN THE SHOW.

SO, A LOT OF THEM HAVE THIS
IDEA IN THEIR MIND HOW THEY

WANT TO BE PERCEIVED ALREADY ON
TELEVISION, AND THEY HAVE THEIR

NARRATIVE SET, AND IT'S OUR JOB
TO GET IN THERE AND JUST KIND

OF MAKE THEM ‐‐ KIND OF MAKE
THEM FORGET THEY'RE ON A

A TELEVISION SHOW, TO WHERE WE
REALLY ARE ACTUALLY HELPING

THEM
TO WHERE WE REALLY ARE GETTING

DOWN TO THE CORE PROBLEM AND
HELPING CHANGE THEIR LIFE.

YOU KNOW, WE REALLY GET TO GO
IN THERE AND DO OUR JOBS TO

HELP PEOPLE.
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK TO YOU

A LITTLE BIT MORE.
DO YOU GUYS MIND

ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES, PLEASE
>> WE'LL TAKE 20

>> YEAH, ABSOLUTELY.
>> Jimmy: ALL RIGHT, THANK YOU

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE
CAST

>> IT'S LIKE I DIDN'T OFFER 20
>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

WITH MORE FROM THE CO‐HOSTS OF
"QUEER EYE."

STICK AROUND, EVERYBODY.
♪

>> Jimmy: HERE'S MORE WITH THE
CO‐HOSTS OF "QUEER EYE."
TAKE A LOOK.

>> Jimmy: WE'RE BACK AND THANK
YOU, GUYS, AGAIN FOR SPEAKING

WITH ME.
I REALLY APPRECIATE IT

YOU KNOW I'M A FAN, AND I KNOW
THIS IS TOUGH TO TALK ABOUT

A SHOW
BUT IT'S REALLY HEARTWARMING,

AND IT'S ON NETFLIX, AND THIS
SEASON IS IN PHILADELPHIA.

PHILADELPHIA FREEDOM OPENS THE
SHOW, AND IT IS RIGHT

IMMEDIATELY TWO SECONDS IN,
YOU'RE LIKE, "AH."

HOW DID YOU CHOOSE PHILLY, AND
KARAMO, IS THIS LIKE AN OLD

"REAL WORLD"
YOU HAVING FLASHBACKS?

>> YEAH, THE PRODUCERS CHOOSE
OUR CITY, AND THEY DO A GREAT

JOB BECAUSE WE END UP BEING
FISH OUT OF WATER BECAUSE

PHILLY PEOPLE ARE TOUGH NUTS TO
CRACK.

AND SO IT WAS A CHALLENGE FOR
ALL OF US.

BUT FOR ME ESPECIALLY, LIKE YOU
SAID, 15 YEARS AGO, I WAS ON

"THE REAL WORLD" THERE AND TO
COME BACK, IT'S WILD BECAUSE

NOW I'M, LIKE, THIS MATURE
ADULT WITH KIDS.

AND WHEN I WAS THERE, I WAS
A 23‐YEAR‐OLD DRUNK.

LIKE, YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T EVEN
TELL THE GUYS THIS

WE WERE AT A ‐‐ ONE OF OUR
HERO, HIS NAME IS NATE

HE HAS A GYM AND WE ‐‐ BOBBY
REMADE IT OVER

AND LITERALLY, I WENT TO A
A BLOCK PARTY DOWN THE STREET

FROM THERE 15 YEARS BEFORE
WHERE I WAS, LIKE, THROWING UP

AND PUKING
AND NOW I'M OVER THERE GIVING

HIM, LIKE, LIFE ADVICE OF LIKE,
"BE BETTER

YOU CAN DO GREAT THINGS.
>> HOWEVER, I WILL SAY THIS.

YOU DID SAY THAT NOW YOU'RE
MORE MATURE.

AIN'T NONE OF US MATURE.
NONE

>> YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT

[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Jimmy: BUT PHILLY IS A TOUGH

NUT TO CRACK
THEY ARE TOUGH

>> PHILLY IS THE ONLY PLACE
I'VE EVER HAD SOMEBODY BE LIKE,

"MM, I'M GOOD.
>> BUT IT WAS JUST MOSTLY

INITIALLY, JIMMY
SO WHEN WE FIRST ‐

>> YEAH, INITIALLY
>> YEAH, WHEN WE FIRST MEET

THEM, THEY'RE ACTUALLY QUITE
SIMILAR TO THE BRITS, AND I SAY

THAT AS AN AMERICAN.
[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YEAH, YOU DO.
YEAH, YOU DO

>> YEAH.
BUT THE BRITS ARE KIND OF

A CLOSED OFF PEOPLE.
WE CALL THEM STIFF UPPER LIPS

FOR A REASON
YOU DON'T SHOW EMOTION

YOU DON'T REALLY OPEN UP
VOLUNTARILY.

AND SO IT WAS A LITTLE HARDER
THIS SEASON.

I USUALLY FIND IT VERY, VERY
EASY TO BUILD A BOND WITH

PEOPLE AND GET THEM TO TALK TO
ME

IT WAS THE MOST DIFFICULT
EXPERIENCE I'VE EVER HAD

>> Jimmy: USUALLY ‐‐
>> WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE IN

LOS ANGELES AND NEW YORK CITY
FOR 13 YEARS, I JUST REALLY

DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THEY WERE ANY
HARDER

I REALLY ‐‐ I DON'T KNOW, I
DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THEY WERE ANY

HARDER
>> Jimmy: REALLY

IS THERE ANY ADVICE THAT YOU
GUYS HAVE HAD AFTER FIVE

SEASONS THAT YOU ‐‐ KIND OF
MAYBE GO TO ADVICE THAT YOU'RE

LIKE, "THIS IS REALLY GOOD TO
GIVE OUT?"

>> I'LL START.
I THINK ONE OF THE THINGS IS

THAT ALL OF THE HEROES AND EVEN
IN THE TIME WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW,

IT'S ‐
WE ALWAYS WANT TO HELP OTHER

PEOPLE
YOU WANT TO HELP YOUR KIDS

YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST
EMPLOYEE, THE BEST BOSS.

YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST
SIBLING, SPOUSE.

BUT REALLY, YOU HAVE TO FOCUS
ON YOURSELF FIRST, AND IT'S NOT

SELFISH.
BECAUSE IF YOU CAN'T LIFT

YOURSELF UP, YOU CAN'T LIFT
ANYBODY ELSE UP.

AND I THINK THAT'S SOMETHING
THAT'S KEY EVERY SEASON.

FOCUS ON YOU SO YOU CAN THEN
FOCUS ON OTHERS.

>> MINE IS REALLY EASY, JIMMY,
AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT I

REALLY STARTED TO ENCOURAGE
PEOPLE TO DO WHEN WE FIRST

STARTED FILMING THE SHOW IN
SEASON ONE

AND I STILL SAY IT TO THIS DAY
AND WITH EVERYBODY ELSE, I SAY

THE SAME THING
DON'T ‐‐

DON'T THINK THAT THE WAY YOU
PRESENT YOURSELF TO THE WORLD

IS NOT IMPORTANT, AND ALSO, THE
WAY YOU LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE

MIRROR IS NOT IMPORTANT.
BE KINDER TO YOURSELF.

YES, THERE ARE CERTAIN PARTS OF
YOUR BODY THAT YOU MAY NOT BE

HAPPY WITH, BUT DON'T FOCUS ON
THOSE.

THERE'S SO MUCH MORE ABOUT YOU
THAT'S WONDERFUL

SO DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP.
ACTUALLY LOOK AT YOURSELF WITH

KIND EYES AND WHEN YOU PRESENT
YOURSELF TO THE WORLD, KNOW

THAT THAT IS A REFLECTION OF
YOU.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE AN EFFORT
>> YOU KNOW FOR ME IT'S

VISIBILITY
YOU KNOW, ONE OF THE I THINK

MOST POWERFUL PARTS OF OUR SHOW
IS VISIBILITY.

AND NOT JUST VISIBILITY FOR THE
LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY FROM US, BUT

VISIBILITY OF OUR HEROES
YOU KNOW, ALLOWING THE WORLD TO

BE ABLE TO PUT THEMSELVES IN A
A POSITION OF SOMEBODY ELSE.

AND TO SEE SOMEBODY THROUGH THE
EYES OF SOMEONE THAT'S

DIFFERENT THAN THEM.
YOU KNOW, WITH THE BLACK LIVES

MATTER MOVEMENT RIGHT NOW,
THERE'S SO MANY PEOPLE'S EYES I

THINK THAT ARE BEING OPENED UP
WHO WEREN'T AGAINST IT, JUST

DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT.
DIDN'T THINK ABOUT HOW OTHER

PEOPLE'S LIVES WERE BEING
AFFECTED BECAUSE IT DIDN'T

AFFECT THEM.
AND SO FOR ME, I THINK

VISIBILITY IS SO IMPORTANT
BECAUSE IT OPENS EVERYONE'S

EYES TO BE LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT
THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO

STRUGGLE EVERY SINGLE DAY
BECAUSE OF THE COLOR OF THEIR

SKIN
AND THAT'S NOT OKAY.

IT DIDN'T AFFECT ME.
I DIDN'T THINK OF IT BEFORE BUT

YOU KNOW WHAT?
NOW THAT I'M SEEING IT, IT

DOES
AND I'M GOING TO GET OUT THERE

AND I'M GOING TO MARCH AND I'M
GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN DO

TO CHANGE IT
SO I THINK VISIBILITY IS ONE OF

THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS TO
HELP CHANGE.

>> Jimmy: ANTONI
>> MICROWAVE A LEMON FOR FIVE

SECONDS BEFORE YOU SQUEEZE IT
AND YOU'LL GET A LOT MORE JUICE

OUT.
>> REALLY?

>> WOW
>> WOW

>> NO, ON A SERIOUS NOTE,
I'LL ‐‐ KARAMO, I'LL TEXT YOU

INSTRUCTIONS AFTER
>> NO, BECAUSE I WANT TO SAY,

WHEY DID YOU NEVER GIVE THAT
TIP?

>> ANTONI.
>> I WAS TRULY BLOWN AWAY.

>> ANTONI.
>> I SWEAR TO GOD.

I SWEAR TO GOD
>> THAT'S A FRUIT.

KARAMO'S NOT GOING TO EAT THAT
>> FAIR.

>> NO, BUT IN ALL SERIOUSNESS,
I THINK, YOU KNOW ‐‐ AND THIS

IS KIND OF MORE OF AN ALL
ENCOMPASSING THING, WHETHER

IT'S ‐‐ WITH THE HEROES, I
ALWAYS TRY TO ENCOURAGE THEM TO

EDUCATE THEMSELVES ABOUT HOW TO
FEED THEMSELVES, HOW TO COOK

FOR OTHER PEOPLE
AND THAT REALLY GOES FOR JUST

ABOUT ANYTHING
IF YOU'RE CONFUSED ABOUT

LITERALLY ANYTHING, IF YOU
DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SYSTEMIC

RACISM IN THIS COUNTRY ‐ I KNOW
WE'RE BRINGING IT UP A LOT BUT

IT'S LITERALLY LIKE THE TOPIC
AT HAND EDUCATE YOURSELF

RESOURCES ARE OUT THERE.
EDUCATION IS SO INCREDIBLY

POWERFUL IN TAKING SOMETHING
THAT'S A CONCEPT THAT YOU DON'T

UNDERSTAND, AND MAKING IT
PERSONAL AND UNDERSTANDING WHY

IT'S IMPORTANT
>> SPEAKING OF EDUCATION, THIS

IS WHAT I WOULD SAY.
HONEY, IT TOOK ME 1,600 HOURS

TO GET MY HAIR LICENSE, RIGHT?
SO BEFORE YOU GO IN TO DO

KITCHEN BEAUTICIAN AT HOME AND
DO AT HOME HAIR COLOR OR AN AT

HOME HAIRCUT, THINK ABOUT HOW
MANY HOURS YOUR STYLIST WENT TO

SCHOOL
AND HOW MANY EXPERTS, LIKE, ARE

TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO
YOUR HAIR CUTER, RIGHT

BECAUSE ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE
DEALING WITH, LIKE, LOSS OF JOB

OR INSECURITY OF FINANCES AND
STUFF AND IT'S GOING TO BE

HARDER FOR HAIR DRESSERS TO,
LIKE, TAKE NEW CLIENTS, BECAUSE

IT'S SUCH, YOU KNOW, A NEW
WORLD IN TERMS OF, LIKE, SALONS

AND REOPENING AND STUFF.
I KNOW I ALWAYS SAY BE CAUTIOUS

AND, YOU KNOW, JIMMY, YES, IT'S
GOOD YOU'VE ONLY CUT THE VERY

BACK, ISOLATE IT
KEEP YOUR JOB SMALL.

DON'T DO TOO MUCH.
REMEMBER THAT HAIRDRESSERS,

LIKE, REALLY WORK SO HARD TO
FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO GOOD HAIR

AND ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, OUR
TRAINING IS LIKE, I THINK AT

LEAST DOUBLE WHAT THE AVERAGE
POLICE OFFICER'S IS TO GET

THEIR TRAINING STUFF
YEAH, THINK ABOUT HOW HARD

HAIRDRESSERS WORK AND REALLY ‐
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE GOING BACK

TO THE SALON TO GET CORRECTIVE
COLOR OR CORRECTIVE HAIRCUTS

WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE
REALLY IMPORTANT CHANGES IN

AMERICA.
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE FOCUSING

ON GOING TO THE SALON EVERY TWO
SECONDS.

YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> DON'T MESS IT UP AT HOME.
>> Jimmy: LET'S GO

WE NEED ‐‐ WE NEED CHANGE.
THIS IS GREAT.

I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU, THE
WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW

IT'S REALLY SOME LIGHT THAT'S
HELPFUL AND AGAIN, JUST GETTING

OUT THERE AND TALKING AND
SHOWING THAT IT'S OKAY TO TALK

AND THERE'S OTHER PEOPLE THAT
ARE FEELING THE SAME WAY AND

HAVE THE SAME QUESTIONS THAT
YOU DO

IT'S COMFORTING.
AND SO I WANT TO THANK YOU GUYS

SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
THANK YOU FOR COMING ON THE

SHOW
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SEASON.

I'M SURE IT'S GOING TO HELP
A LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> THANKS, JIMMY
>> THANK YOU

>> Jimmy: BYE, GUYS.
>> BYE

>> Jimmy: LOVE YOU, GUYS
♪

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH
CHRISTIAN SLATER

COME ON.
♪

>> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY, I GOT
TO CHAT WITH THE STAR OF "DIRTY

JOHN" OR ONE OF THE CO‐STARS OF
"DIRTY JOHN: THE

BETTY BRODERICK STORY.

THIS IS A SERIES ON USA.
HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH
CHRISTIAN SLATER

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING ON
THE SHOW

I APPRECIATE YOU COMING ON
I KNOW IT'S HARD TO TALK ABOUT

A NEW SHOW WITH ALL THE STUFF
THAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD

>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: WE'VE BEEN IN

QUARANTINE FOR THREE MONTHS AND
OBVIOUSLY, THE PROTESTS, AND

TODAY WAS THE PRIVATE FUNERAL
OF GEORGE FLOYD.

IT'S JUST TOUGH TIMES.
WHERE ARE YOU AND HOW ARE YOU?

>> I AM GOOD
I'M IN MIAMI WITH MY FAMILY, SO

THAT'S BEEN GREAT.
YEAH, NO, I MEAN, THESE HAVE

JUST BEEN TOTALLY SURREAL
TIMES.

OF COURSE, I'M HORRIFIED BY THE
MURDER OF GEORGE FLOYD AND

BREONNA TAYLOR AND THE
COUNTLESS BLACK MEN, WOMEN AND

CHILDREN THAT HAVE BEEN
MURDERED AT THE HANDS OF THE

POLICE
SO, ON THE ONE HAND, IT'S GREAT

THAT, YOU KNOW, THERE IS A
A RISING UP HERE TO MAKE

SIGNIFICANT CHANGE
AND LOOK, I'VE CROSSED PATHS

WITH THE POLICE A FEW TIMES
MYSELF, YOU KNOW, IN MY

HISTORY, AND ‐
>> Jimmy: SURE

>> THEY DIDN'T MURDER ME, YOU
KNOW, BECAUSE THE SYSTEM ISN'T

DESIGNED THAT WAY.
I WAS ALLOWED TO GET HELP, GET

OFF DRUGS AND ALCOHOL AND
TODAY, I'LL GO TO A PLACE LIKE

RIKERS ISLAND AND I'LL GO IN
THERE AND TALK TO THE INMATES.

YOU KNOW, GO IN THERE WITH A
A MEETING, AND THAT SORT OF

THING, AND THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH
GUILTY OF THE SAME THINGS THAT

I'VE DONE, BUT YOU KNOW, WHEN
THE MEETING ENDS, I CAN LEAVE

AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH SKIN COLOR
THAT DETERMINES THAT

SO CLEARLY WE'RE IN A CRAZY
BROKEN SYSTEM AND I JUST FEEL

LIKE THIS SOCIETY HAS NO RIGHT
TO CALL ITSELF CIVILIZED UNTIL

ALL OF ITS CITIZENS ARE TREATED
WITH EQUALITY.

YOU KNOW
>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> I MEAN, THAT'S THE BOTTOM
LINE

>> Jimmy: I AGREE.
>> SO I'M JUST WORKING ON

LISTENING AND EDUCATING MYSELF
AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

>> Jimmy: ME TOO
>> YES

>> Jimmy: I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE
TO TALK TO YOU, BUT SINCE WE'VE

TALKED ON THE SHOW, YOU HAVE A
A LITTLE BABY IN YOUR LIFE

>> YES, YES.
MY WIFE AND I HAVE A

A 9‐MONTH‐OLD LITTLE GIRL NAMED
LENA

THANK YOU.
>> Jimmy: OH, IT'S THE BEST.

>> YEAH!
IT'S THE GREATEST.

>> Jimmy: IS SHE SAYING WORDS?
>> SHE DID JUST SAY ‐‐ YOU

KNOW, WE WERE READING THIS BOOK
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN, SHE

STARTED SAYING THE WORD
"DA‐DA."

IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
YEAH, I KNOW

ACTUALLY, IT WAS A BOOK, MAYBE
IT WAS YOUR BOOK, OH MY GOD!

>> Jimmy: WAS IT MY BOOK
>> IT WAS YOUR BOOK, YES

IT WAS YOUR BOOK
>> Jimmy: IT WORKED?

>> IT WORKED, DUDE, IT WORKED.
IT WAS VERY, VERY GOOD

>> Jimmy: WHAT A BOOK.
>> IT WORKED, YOU KNOW

YEAH, IT'S A GREAT BOOK.
IT'S A GREAT BOOK.

YOU KNOW, THE BIG "DA‐DA."
YOU KNOW, BY THE END THEY ALL

SAY ‐‐
>> Jimmy: NO SPOILERS, NO

SPOILERS, NO SPOILERS.
>> NO SPOILERS

I DON'T WANT TO TELL YOU HOW IT
ENDS, BUT MAN ‐‐

[ LAUGHTER ]
GREAT BOOK

GREAT, GREAT BOOK.
>> Jimmy: I'M SO HAPPY YOU HAVE

ANOTHER LITTLE BABY, THAT'S SO
GREAT, MAN

>> WELL, THAT'S BEEN THE THING
THAT'S BEEN, LIKE, IN THE

MIDDLE OF ALL OF THIS CRISIS
AND INSANITY

>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND ALL THE THINGS THAT

WE'RE ALL GOING THROUGH, I
MEAN, THE SILVER LINING HAS OF

COURSE BEEN HAVING THIS BABY
AND GETTING TO BE AROUND

YOU KNOW, I'M USUALLY, I'M KIND
OF LIKE A GYPSY, YOU KNOW, SO I

TRAVEL AND YOU DO TOO.
>> Jimmy: SURE

>> AND IT'S NICE TO HAVE BEEN
AROUND TO SEE ‐‐ YOU KNOW, SHE

JUST STARTED STANDING ON HER
OWN.

[ TALKING OVER EACH OTHER
YEAH, IT'S THESE MOMENTS THAT

ARE JUST, LIKE, PRICELESS AND
UNBELIEVABLE

SO THAT'S BEEN MY SILVER
LINING

>> Jimmy: I WANT TO TALK ABOUT
YOUR NEW SERIES, "DIRTY

JOHN ‐‐"
>> OH YEAH

>> Jimmy: "THE BETTY ‐‐
BETTY BRODERICK STORY.

I DID NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THIS STORY

>> I DIDN'T EITHER
I DIDN'T EITHER.

SO I SPOKE TO THE CREATOR,
ALEXANDRA CUNNINGHAM AND SHE

WAS AMAZING.
SHE JUST HAD ALL OF THIS INFO,

AND TOLD ME WHICH BOOKS TO READ
AND I REALLY GOT A SENSE OF WHO

THESE PEOPLE WERE.
I MEAN, THIS WAS DEFINITELY

A TABLOID STORY IN THE '80s.
WHAT WAS REALLY FUN ABOUT IT

WAS THE STYLE, YOU KNOW, I
MEAN, WE REALLY GOT TO GO BACK

IN TIME.
>> Jimmy: WOW.

>> WE HAD ANSWERING MACHINES
I REMEMBER WORKING WITH SOME OF

THE KIDS, THE UP AND COMING
KIDS THAT WILL BE THE NEXT

GENERATION OF ACTORS
THEY WOULD WALK AROUND THE SET

AND BE LIKE, "WHAT'S THAT?
I'D SAY, "WELL, THAT WAS A

A TELEPHONE.
THAT WAS WHAT WE USED TO

USE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOSH.

>> "IT HAD A ROTARY THING AND
YOU CAN ‐‐

YEAH, I KNOW, IT FREAKED ME
OUT.

>> Jimmy: I FEEL LIKE IT'S A
A GAME WE COULD PLAY ON "THE

TONIGHT SHOW" WITH, LIKE, YOUNG
KIDS

>> YES
>> Jimmy: JUST GUESS WHAT THIS

IS
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

YEAH, YEAH
>> Jimmy: IT'S VHS REWINDER.

DO YOU REMEMBER THOSE?
>> YEAH, EXACTLY, EXACTLY.

OR LIKE AN 8‐TRACK
YOU KNOW, ONE OF THOSE DEALS

WHERE YOU POP IT IN.
>> Jimmy: AS YOU WERE TALKING,

SOMETHING KEPT POPPING UP IN
THE RIGHT SIDE OF YOUR SCREEN

THERE.
DO YOU HAVE A DOG OR IS

THERE ‐‐
>> THERE'S THIS.

>> Jimmy: NO, NO
>> OR TO THE LEFT?

>> Jimmy: DO YOU HAVE A CAT OR
AN ANIMAL?

>> OH!
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

RIGHT HERE
HEY!

>> Jimmy: OH, NO, NO
>> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: LOOK AT THAT EAR
OH, STOP

>> YEAH.
YEAH

SHE HASN'T BEEN ‐‐ YOU KNOW, I
JUST WASHED HER TODAY,

ACTUALLY, SO THAT'S GOOD
BUT THIS IS HOOTS, THIS IS MY

LOYAL WONDERFUL DOG WHO I LOVE
AND ADORE.

>> Jimmy: OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DOG

>> I'M IN THE GUEST ROOM
>> Jimmy: OH

>> BUT THIS IS WHERE I DO, YOU
KNOW, SOME [ BLEEP ] IN HERE

>> Jimmy: WHAT IS THAT THING
IS THAT A STORM TROOPER?

THAT'S AWESOME
>> YEAH, YEAH.

I'VE HAD THAT FOR, LIKE,
30 YEARS

IT HAS BEEN WITH ME AND IN THIS
FAMILY

HE'S ALMOST LIKE A FAMILY
MEMBER, YOU KNOW

>> Jimmy: IS THAT FROM, LIKE,
LUCAS RANCH OR WHATEVER?

>> IT'S ‐‐ YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S
FROM

IT'S FROM THE SHARPER IMAGE.
THEY DID, LIKE, A THING

30 YEARS AGO AND ‐
>> Jimmy: DUDE, I REMEMBER ‐‐

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU HAD TO
WAIT OUT IN LINE TO GET INTO

THE SHARPER IMAGE?
>> OH SHEESH

>> Jimmy: THERE WAS A ROPE
THERE WAS, LIKE, A ROPE.

LIKE, A ‐‐
>> OH, YOU DON'T MEAN, LIKE,

ONLINE
YOU MEAN, LIKE, LITERALLY ON A

A LINE
LIKE A PHYSICAL ‐‐

>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> LINE.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, NO, ON LINE.
I MEANT, LIKE, YOU HAD TO WAIT

ON LINE.
>> LIKE, YOU HAD TO STAY THERE

OUTSIDE ‐‐
>> Jimmy: YES.

>> OF THE PLACE.
YES.

>> Jimmy: THEY ONLY ALLOWED,
LIKE, 10 PEOPLE IN

SHARPER IMAGE AT A TIME BECAUSE
IT WAS SO FROM THE FUTURE, THAT

EVERYONE WANTED TO SHOP THERE.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> Jimmy: AND SO YOU HAD TO
WAIT BEHIND A ROPE AND THEN ‐‐

>> YEAH.
>> Jimmy: ONCE SOMEONE LEFT,

THEN THEY'D ALLOW YOU IN AND
YOU COULD BUY LIKE A PEN THAT'S

ALSO A THERMOMETER OR
SOMETHING.

>> YES, YES, I LOVE THAT STUFF
I WOULD GO IN THERE ‐‐

>> Jimmy: I LOVE THAT STUFF.
>> OH, THE OTHER THING IS

SKYMALL.
SKYMALL IS ‐‐ YOU KNOW, IT'S

LIKE, I'M ON AMERICAN AIRLINES,
THAT GIVES ME SO MUCH

ENTERTAINMENT, YOU KNOW.
YOU CAN JUST GO THROUGH THERE.

OH MAN
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET ‐‐

>> I COULD GET A HARRY POTTER
WAND, ARE YOU KIDDING ME

THIS IS AWESOME!
>> Jimmy: I WANT TO GET ‐‐ I

WANT TO GET THE GIANT AIRLINE
PILLOW THAT YOU PUT YOUR HEAD

IN
>> YES

YES!
>> Jimmy: IMAGINE LUGGING THAT

ON THE AIRPLANE.
>> TOTALLY

>> Jimmy: AND SITTING NEXT
TO ‐

>> WELL, DON'T YOU ‐‐ IT'S LIKE
INFLATABLE, ISN'T IT

YOU KNOW
YEAH

YOU GET, LIKE, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU PUT IT ON ‐‐

>> Jimmy: YEAH, AND YOU GO ‐
>> I LOVE THAT THING

I LOVE THAT THING.
OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT

CAUSE YOU KNOW, THEY DO HAVE
THE SHOPS, YOU CAN WALK THROUGH

IT, AND I DID SEE ONE OF THOSE
NECK PILLOW DEALS, RIGHT

>> Jimmy: YEAH
>> AND IT'S A NECK PILLOW WHERE

YOU CAN ‐‐ YOU CAN ATTACH IT TO
THE BACK OF THE SEAT, RIGHT?

>> Jimmy: OH
>> SO YOU PUT IT ON, SO YOU'RE

FLYING LIKE THIS THE WHOLE TIME
BUT IT KEEPS YOUR HEAD FROM

GOING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.
>> Jimmy: OH, NOW THAT'S ‐

>> Jimmy: IT KEEPS YOUR HEAD
UP

>> Jimmy: IT'S ATTACHED.
>> IT'S ATTACHED

SO I WAS LIKE ‐‐ I WAS THRILLED
WITH THIS.

I THOUGHT THIS IS THE GREATEST
THING, AND IT IS

I HAVE TO SAY ‐‐
>> Jimmy: IT WORKS

>> IT'S MADE ‐‐ WHEN WE USED TO
BE ABLE TO FLY, YOU KNOW, IN

THE OLDEN DAYS
>> Jimmy: YEAH

>> IN THE OLDEN TIMES.
>> Jimmy: CHRISTIAN, YOU

HAVE ‐‐ I CAN'T EVEN WISH YOU
MORE, THE BEST STUFF

YOU HAVE A BABY, YOU HAVE
A BEAUTIFUL DOG.

>> THANK YOU
>> Jimmy: I REALLY ‐‐ YOU KNOW,

I LOVE TALKING TO YOU, MAN
>> THANKS, DUDE.

>> Jimmy: COME BACK WHENEVER
YOU WANT, BUDDY.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAN, WELL,
THANKS

THANKS, DUDE
>> Jimmy: STAY SAFE.

>> YOU, TOO.
>> Jimmy: STAY SAFE.

>> YOU, TOO, STAY SAFE
BEST TO THE FAMILY

>> Jimmy: BYE, BUDDY
♪

MY THANKS TO CHRISTIAN SLATER.
"DIRTY JOHN" IS ON TUESDAYS AT

10:00 ON USA NETWORK
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SIA

♪
>> Jimmy: SHE IS ONE OF MY ALL

TIME FAVORITES
GOSH, WHO DOESN'T LOVE SIA

FROM HER UPCOMING MOTION

PICTURE, "MUSIC," THIS IS
A SONG CALLED "TOGETHER.
HERE IS SIA.

♪
>> OOH, TOGETHER

♪ WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER
I CAN HEAR THE THUNDER

COMIN' FROM YOUR MOUTH ♪
♪ AND I KNOW MY NUMBER'S UP

GIVE ME SOME STEVIE WONDER
QUICK PUT IT O

BEFORE WE GO UNDER ♪
♪ I CAN SEE THE LIGHTNING

COMING FROM YOUR EAR
YEAH I SEE YOU'RE FRIGHTENED

I CAN SEE THE LION ♪
♪ SLEEPS TONIGH

IN THE TEARS YOU'RE CRYING
OOH ♪

♪ CAN'T LOVE ME
UNLESS YOU LOVE YOU TO

TREAT YOURSELF LIK
NOTHIN' BUT A FOOL ♪

♪ CAN'T LOVE ME
UNLESS YOU LOVE YOU TO

LOVE YOU TOO ♪
♪ COME NO

SET THE PAST ON FIRE
STAND UP RAISE YOU

FACE TO THE SKY MY LOVE ♪
♪ TOGETHE

WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHE
OOH TOGETHER

WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER ♪
♪ COME NO

SET THE PAST ON FIRE
STAND UP RAISE YOUR FACE

TO THE SKY MY LOVE ♪
♪ TOGETHE

WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHE
OOH TOGETHER

WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER ♪
♪ I CAN SEE THE RAINBOW

COMING FROM YOUR HEART
AND IT'S ALL OKAY SO ♪

♪ COME NO
SEE YOU'RE MY ANGE

SAY BYE TO THE PAS
HELLO TO TOMORROW ♪

♪ OOH
CAN'T LOVE M

UNLESS YOU LOVE YOU TOO ♪
♪ TREAT YOURSELF LIKE

NOTHIN' BUT A FOOL
CAN'T LOVE M

UNLESS YOU LOVE YOU TOO ♪
♪ LOVE YOU TO

COME NOW
SET THE PAST ON FIRE ♪

♪ STAND UP RAISE YOUR FAC
TO THE SKY MY LOVE

TOGETHER
WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER ♪

♪ OOH TOGETHE
WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHE

COME NOW
SET THE PAST ON FIRE ♪

♪ STAND UP RAISE YOUR
FACE TO THE SKY MY LOV

TOGETHER
WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHER ♪

♪ OOH TOGETHE
WE CAN TAKE IT HIGHE

I WANT LOVE I WANNA GIVE I
I WANT LOVE ♪

♪ PLEASE DELIVER IT
I WANT LOVE I WANNA GIVE I

I WANT LOV
PLEASE DELIVER IT ♪

♪ I WANT LOVE
I WANNA GIVE I

I WANT LOV
PLEASE DELIVER IT ♪

♪ I WANT LOVE
I WANNA GIVE I

I WANT LOV
PLEASE DELIVER IT ♪

♪
>> I LOVE YOU, JIMMY

♪
>> Jimmy: THANK YOU GUYS SO

MUCH FOR WATCHING THE SHOW
TONIGHT.

I APPRECIATE IT.
[ MEOW ]

I WANT TO THANK ‐‐ THAT KITTY
BETTER NOT BE IN MY SHOT AGAIN

GUYS, WASH YOUR HANDS.
DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.

WE HAVE A WHOLE GREAT WEEK OF
SHOWS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING
I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS

A‐CHOO
ALRIGHT, I'M GOING DOWN.

OH, NO
OH, CATTY.

KITTY.