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♪ WE IN THE HOUSE ♪ >>> TONIGHT JOIN JIMMY AND HIS

GUESTS, JOHN OLIVER, SPIKE LEE, MUSICAL GUEST BENEE.

AND THE LEDGGENDARY ROOTS CREW IT'S THE TONIGHT SHOW HOME

EDITION. >>> WELCOME TO THE TONIGHT SHOW,

EVERYBODY, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING

PEACEFUL PROTESTS CONTINUE THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY THIS

WEEKEND. ALL AGES, ALL RACES

PARTICIPATING, WHICH SHOULD GIVE US ALL HOPE.

AND I THINK POLITICIANS ARE HEARING THE MESSAGE LOUD AND

CLEAR, WHICH GOES TO SHOW YOU HOW POWERFUL LETTING YOUR VOICE

BEING HEARD IS SO LET'S GET TO SOME NEWS, SOME

JOKES. IT FEELS LIKE WE ARE LIVING

THROUGH SOME OF THE CRAZIEST TIMES EVER

GOOD NEWS, THERE'S A NEW POLL OUT TODAY TO CONFIRM IT.

>> A NEW NBC NEWS WALL STREET JOURNAL POLL FINDS 80% OF VOTERS

FEEL THAT OUR COUNTRY IS OUT OF CONTROL.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, IF WE HIT 90% OUT OF CONTROL, EVERY AMERICAN

GETS THEIR OWN SHOW ON BRAVO 80% THINK THE COUNTRY IS OUT OF

CONTROL, RIGHT NOW AMERICA IS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN TRUMP'S

TWITTER PAGE AND J. K. ROWLING'S TWITTER PAGE

EVEN CRAZIER, 15% OF PEOPLE THINK EVERYTHING IS UNDER

CONTROL. WHEN THE TITANIC WAS GOING DOWN,

THESE WERE THE PEOPLE TRYING TO GET A DRINK AT THE BAR

IT'S FINE. IT'S A BOAT.

WHAT DO BOATS DO THEY FLOAT

HERE'S SOME COOL NEWS, MITT ROMNEY DECIDED TO MARCH WITH

PROTESTERS YOU KNOW YOU'RE STARTING TO

REACH WHITE PEOPLE, WHEN YOU GET THE WHITEST OF ALL WHITE PEOPLE.

>> WE NEED A VOICE AGAINST RACISM, WE NEED MANY VOICES

AGAINST RACISM AND BRUTALITY WE NEED TO STAND UP AND SAY THAT

BLACK LIVES MATTER >> WHEN MITT WAS SPOTTED WALKING

WITH THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, EVERYBODY THOUGHT HE WAS JUST

TAKING HIS FAMILY TO LUNCH HE MARCHED WITH BLACK LIVES

MATTER PROTESTERS, THAT'S LIKE SEEING THE WU‐TANG CLAN SHOW UP

AT A KENNY G CONCERT COLIN POWELL SHARED HIS REASONS

FOR NOT SUPPORTING TRUMP. >> ONE WORD I HAVE TO USE, AND

I'VE BEEN DOING FOR THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS, IS A WORD I NEVER

WOULD HAVE USED BEFORE, WITH ANY OF THE FOUR PRESIDENTS I WORKED

FOR, HE LIES HE LIES ABOUT THINGS

>> AFTER UPSETTING BLACK PEOPLE AND MILITARY LEADERS, TRUMP

DECIDED, LET'S JUST ROLL IT ALL INTO ONE

AFTER CALLS FROM PROMINENT NFL PLAYERS, ROGER GOODELL RELEASED

A STATEMENT OVER THE WEEKEND APOLOGIZING ON BEHALF OF THE

LEAGUE FOR NOT LISTENING TO PLAYERS EARLIER.

TAKE A LISTEN. >> WE, THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL

LEAGUE, AT MID WE WERE WRONG FOR NOT LISTENING TO NFL PLAYERS

EARLIER, AND ENCOURAGE ALL TO SPEAK OUT AND PEACEFULLY

PROTEST. >> YOU COULD TELL HE WAS

NERVOUS, I THINK HE DELIVERED THAT FROM HIS UNDERGROUND

BUNKER THE NFL FEELS SO BADLY, THAT

THEY'RE THIS CLOSE TO SCHEDULING ANOTHER FAKE WORKOUT FOR COLIN

KAEPERNICK HERE'S A FUN FACT, I SAID COLIN

KAEPERNICK'S NAME ONE MORE TIME THAN ROGER GOODELL DID

I KNOW THINGS SEEM VOLATILE, DON'T WORRY, THE PRESIDENT HAS A

PLAN >> THE WHITE HOUSE IS SERIOUSLY

CONSIDERING HAVING PRESIDENT TRUMP GIVE A SPEECH ON RACE THIS

WEEK >> TRUMP WANTS TO GET THE

COUNTRY OUT OF CONTROL NUMBERS UP TO 100% BY THIS WEEKEND

HE'S THINKING OF GIVING A BIG NATIONALLY TELEADVISED SPEECH

ABOUT RACE AND UNITY, CURRENTLY BEING WRITTEN BY SIX WHITE GUYS

NAMED DALE TRUMP IS GIVING A SPEECH ABOUT

RACE AND UNITY, WILL BE LIKE LISTENING TO A LECTURE ON

VEGANISM FROM JOEY CHESTNUT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW,

THE COMPETITIVE HOT DOG EATING AND DIGESTING WORLD, JOEY

CHESTNUT IS THE CHAMP. IF TRUMP GIVES A NATIONAL

ADDRESS, IT WILL BE BROADCAST ON ALL MAJOR TELEVISION NETWORKS,

PLUS YOU CAN WATCH IT ON B. E. T. WITH A LAUGH TRACK

AFTER THAT, J. K. ROWLING WILL GIVE HER THOUGHTS ON THE

TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY. STAFFERS ARE A LITTLE WORRIED

ABOUT TRUMP'S SPEECH, HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT ALL THE PROGRESS

HE'S MADE IN WAKANDA DO YOU REMEMBER THE STORY BACK

IN 2009, THERE WAS A GUY WHO CRYOGENICALLY FROZE HIMSELF

RIGHT AFTER OBAMA'S INAUGURATION

HE JUST WOKE UP AND HE'S HERE TONIGHT.

I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING

HERE >> I'M GLAD TO BE HERE

OBAMA. OBAMA.

OBAMA YES. WOO.

I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH. I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE HOW GREAT

THE WORLD IS AFTER TWO TERMS OF OBAMA ‐‐ HE

DID GET TWO TERMS, RIGHT >> YEAH, HE DID, BUT ‐‐

>> YES, HE DID YES, HE DID.

TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT, JIMMY. TELL ME ABOUT HEALTH CARE,

GENDER EQUALITY, UNFOLD THE PICTURE OF RACIAL HARMONY.

WHO'S THE PRESIDENT NOW? ANOTHER BLACK GUY.

>> NO, KIND OF THE OPPOSITE. >> A WOMAN

THAT IS AWESOME. THAT'S AMAZING

>> NO, DEFINITELY NOT A WOMAN. IT'S ACTUALLY DONALD TRUMP

[ LAUGHTER ] >> THAT IS SO FUNNY, I KNEW THIS

WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, PEOPLE WERE GOING TO BE DOING TRICKS ON ME

LIKE OH, DONALD TRUMP IS THE PRESIDENT OR LIKE, YOU KNOW,

PEOPLE SAYING, OH, ROBOTS ARE SPYING ON US, THE WORLD IS

ENDING BECAUSE NOBODY DID ANYBODY ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING

YOU GOT ME WELL PLAYED, JIMMY

WHAT WHAT

NO, WAIT, WHAT WHICH ONE OF THOSE ARE NOT

JOKES, THE ROBOTS? GLOBAL WARMING

>> Jimmy: I MEAN, I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT ‐‐

>> NO, TRUMP, FROM THE APPRENTICE AND STUFF

>> Jimmy: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOU WOULD READ A PAPER

OR SOMETHING BEFORE YOU ZOOMED ON

YOU CRAWLED OUT OF YOUR TANK >> NO, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING,

MAN. WE GOT TO GET LIKE A TAPE, GET A

TAPE OF TRUMP ‐‐ HERE IT IS, DOING SOMETHING REALLY AWFUL

>> Jimmy: YEAH, WE DID >> GET A PORNO STAR AND BRING

HER FORWARD. >> Jimmy: WE DID

>> THEN WE GOT TO IMPEACH? >> Jimmy: WE DID

>> ALL RIGHT THEN, WELL, AT LEAST OBAMA

AT LEAST THERE'S OBAMA OBAMA SAID HE SOLVED RACISM,

RIGHT? HE SOLVED RACISM

>> Jimmy: NO, TWO WEEKS AGO, A POLICE OFFICER KILLED AN UNARMED

BLACK MAN. >> WELL, THAT'S NO DIFFERENT.

>> Jimmy: AND NOW THERE ARE PROTESTS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.

ALL OVER THE WORLD, ACTUALLY IN OUR COUNTRY, THE NATIONAL

GUARD HAS BEEN DEPLOYED. DUDE, I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD

HAVE PICKED UP A NEWSPAPER OR SOMETHING.

WRITE US ‐‐ >> THIS WAS THE FIRST THING I

DID. YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE ARE

PROTESTS IN THE STREETS JUST TO SAY SOMETHING THAT'S AS OBVIOUS

AS BLACK LIVES MATTER? >> Jimmy: THAT IS VERY ACCURATE.

>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ‐‐ THAT'S IT

GIVE ME A SIGN GIVE ME A MEGA PHONE

I AM MARCHING. >> Jimmy: THAT REMINDS ME, DO

YOU HAVE A MASK? >> HUH

>> Jimmy: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS, THERE'S A GLOBAL

PANDEMIC >> OF COURSE THERE IS, I LIKE

YOU PUTTING IT THAT WAY. UNTIL RACISM IS WIPED OFF THE

FACE OF THE EARTH, THERE'S NEVER ‐‐

>> Jimmy: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, THERE'S ANOTHER GLOBAL PANDEMIC,

AND THERE IS NO CURE, AND EVERYONE'S BEEN QUARANTINED IN

THEIR HOMES FOR ABOUT THREE MONTHS.

>> WELL ‐‐ >> Jimmy: SO WELCOME BACK, AND

THANK YOU FOR BEING ON THE TONIGHT SHOW

>> THE TONIGHT SHOW? I THOUGHT CONAN O'BRIEN WAS THE

HOST OF TONIGHT SHOW >> Jimmy: LONG STORY

SUPER NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW. >> YEAH, I'M SURE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO YOU. I'M SHOCKED.

I NEED TO GATHER MY THOUGHTS >> Jimmy: I HEAR YOU, BUD.

>> JIMMY, I CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL THIS RIGHT NOW, IT'S TOO MUCH,

IT'S TOO MUCH ALL AT ONCE. I'M GOING TO CHECK OUT FOR A

WHILE. I'M GOING TO WATCH ALL THE

SEQUELS THAT I'M SURE THEY BETTER HAVE MADE TO AVATAR SINCE

2009, AM I RIGHT >> Jimmy: YEAH, SURE, GO ENJOY

THE AVATAR SEQUELS >> YOU SOUND REALLY UNCONVINCING

RIGHT NOW. >> ENJOY THEM.

>> Jimmy: WOW! FROZEN GUY FROM 2009, EVERYBODY.

AT LEAST WE'RE THE FIRST TO GET HIM.

>>> NEW YORK CITY STARTED PARTIALLY REOPENING TODAY.

>> WE'RE CELEBRATING, WE'RE BACK, WE'RE REOPENING, WE'RE

EXCITED. OUR MOJO'S BACK.

>> Jimmy: NEW YORK BEGAN PHASE ONE OF ITS REOPENING PLAN TODAY.

PHASE TWO IS RESTAURANTS AND BARS

THEN PHASE THREE IS ANOTHER THREE MONTHS OF QUARANTINE

IT'S NOT JUST NEW YORK CITY. LAS VEGAS HAS REOPENED TOO,

CASINOS SAID SAFETY IS THEIR NUMBER ONE PRIORITY.

THEN WENT BACK TO LETTING EVERYONE SMOKE WHILE THEY PLAY

CRAPS. VEGAS IS OPEN, BUT TEMPERATURE

CHECKS ARE REQUIRED AT HOTELS, SECURITY WILL BE LIKE EITHER HE

HAS CORONAVIRUS OR HE JUST LOST 50 GRAND AND IS ABOUT TO TELL

HIS WIFE THAT IS OUR MONOLOGUE,

EVERYBODY, WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. MORE TONIGHT SHOW AFTER THE

BREAK.

>> Jimmy: EARLIER TODAY I GOT TO

CATCH UP WITH THE VERY FUNNY JOHN OLIVER, WHO'S THE HOST OF

LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER, HERE HE IS, JOHN OLIVER.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING ON THE SHOW

I REALLY APPRECIATE IT, AND I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DO AND WHAT

YOU'VE BEEN DOING. >> THANK YOU

>> Jimmy: THE PROTESTS HAVE BEEN GOING ON IN OUR HOME STATE OF

NEW YORK CITY, BUT EVERYWHERE AROUND THE COUNTRY AND ACTUALLY

AROUND THE GLOBE, IN ENGLAND. >> YEAH.

>> HOW DOES THAT MAKE YOU FEEL WHEN YOU SEE THAT?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO YOU >> OBVIOUSLY, THE UNDERLYING

CAUSE FOR IT IS ENRAGING BUT THE FACT THAT PEOPLE HAVE

MOBILIZED AROUND THE WORLD IS GENUINELY MOVING

SEEING YOUNG PEOPLE BUT PEOPLE OF ALL GENERATIONS TAKING TO THE

STREETS AT A TIME LIKE THIS JUST TO SAY [ BLEEP ] THIS.

IS ACTUALLY TRULY EDIFYING, AT A POINT WHEN YOU'RE FAITH IN

HUMANITY WAS LOW, IT'S BEING GOOD TO SEE PEOPLE FULLY

OUTRAGED BY THE CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS EVERYWHERE

AND, OF COURSE, IN BRITAIN, THERE ARE PROBLEMS AS WELL

AND JUST THIS WEEK IN BRISTOL, PROTESTERS FOUND A STATUE OF A

SLAVE TRADER BOLTED DOWN AND THREW IT INTO THE HARBOR, WHERE

IT UNDENIABLY BELONGS. >> Jimmy: I SAW THAT

>> IT FEELS GREAT. IT'S A CHANCE FOR COUNTRIES AND

INDIVIDUALS TO REFLECT ABOUT THEIR HISTORY AND WHERE THEY

ARE. AND ‐‐

>> Jimmy: YEAH REFLECT UPON FOR SURE.

>> Jimmy: I WATCH YOUR SHOW ALL THE TIME, LAST WEEK ‐‐ LAST

NIGHT, ACTUALLY, YOU DEDICATED A WHOLE EPISODE TO POLICE ‐‐

>> YEAH, THE WHOLE THING >> Jimmy: BECAUSE YOU

COULDN'T ‐‐ THE NEWS JUST HAPPENED BEFORE THE SHOW, THE

>> YEAH, LAST WEEKEND WE DIDN'T FEEL READY

BECAUSE WE HAVE TO TAPE OUR SHOW A DAY EARLY.

WE DIDN'T FEEL READY TO SAY ANYTHING OF SUBSTANCE ABOUT WHAT

WAS GOING ON AND TOOK THE WEEK TO THROW ALL

OUR RESOURCES AT JUST ONE STORY. BECAUSE IT FELT LIKE THE BEST

THING WE COULD OFFER WAS CONTEXT, KIND OF DEEP CONTEXT

FOR EVERYTHING THAT WAS HAPPENING, AND WE HAD SEEN THIS

INCREDIBLE CLIP OF KIMBERLY JONES TALKING ON THE STREET, AND

IT FELT LIKE THE BEST THING FOR US TO DO IS TO GIVE 33 MINUTES

OF CONTEXT FOR THAT TWO MINUTE CLIP

AND THEN JUST SHUT UP. >> Jimmy: ALL THE WORK YOU GUYS

PUT INTO THIS STUFF, I DON'T KNOW IF ANYONE KNOWS

HE'S JUST FUNNY, YOU PUT MONTHS SOMETIMES INTO YOUR SHOWS.

>> YEAH. AND.

>> SO I MEAN IT'S A LOT OF WORK, TO DO ALL THAT, IN A WEEK WITH

>> YEAH, WE ‐‐ THANKS VERY MUCH. THEY ALL WORKED VERY HARD, AND

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING AT CRIMINAL JUSTICE STORIES FOR SIX YEARS

NOW, WE PROBABLY TALKED ABOUT CRIMINAL JUSTICE ISSUES MORE

THAN ANYTHING ELSE AND THIS FELT LIKE A WAY TO PUT

A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT WE HAD BEEN THINKING ABOUT INTO ONE

PLACE, ESPECIALLY TO GIVE SOME BACKGROUND TOWARD THE POLICE

BEYOND VERY CATCHING SLOGAN. >> WHAT DOES ‐‐

>> YEAH, AT FIRST I CAME ACROSS THAT MOVEMENT.

SINAKA TOLD ME ABOUT IT, HE WAS DOING HIS SHOW, PROBLEM AREAS.

I THINK EPISODE FOUR, THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I STARTED

REALIZING WHAT DEFUNDING THE POLICE ACTUALLY MEANT.

IT WASN'T A PUNITIVE THING TO DO, IT WAS REALLOCATING

RESOURCES. AND THAT WOULD LOOK DIFFERENT

WHEREVER YOU LIVED IT WAS ABOUT SERVING WHATEVER

COMMUNITY THE POLICE WERE IN BETTER, AND TRYING TO DECOUPLE

SAFETY FROM POLICING EVEN THIS WEEK, IN RESEARCHING

IT MORE AND MORE, IT STARTED TO MAKE MORE AND MORE SENSE, YOU

REALIZE THAT THINGS ARE SO BAD, YOU NEED SOLUTIONS THAT ARE

GOING TO MATCH IT, AND THE PROBLEMS, OF COURSE, IS IF THE

POLICE DON'T REALIZE THE SCALE, THE PROBLEMS, THEY'RE NOT GOING

TO ACCEPT THE SCALE OF THE SOLUTIONS.

>> YEAH, DID YOU SEE ‐‐ OBVIOUSLY ‐‐ IN MINNESOTA THEY

JUST KIND OF ‐‐ >> YEAH.

>> Jimmy: THEY GOT RID OF THEIR POLICE DEPARTMENT.

>> IT'S NOT LIKE GETTING RID OF IT, IT'S CONTROLLED STARTING

OVER AGAIN IT'S NOT LIKE THE PURGE IS UPON

US, THAT'S THE THING, TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT DEFUND THE

POLICE, IT'S NOT ABOUT NO POLICE

IT'S ABOUT WHAT THE POLICE DO. >> Jimmy: YOU SAID IT EARLIER,

BUT I ‐‐ YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THESE STORIES SINCE

WHENEVER, I GUESS WHENEVER YOU BEGAN.

>> YEAH. >> Jimmy: THIS FEELS DIFFERENT,

THOUGH, DOESN'T THE IT TO YOU

>> I HOPE SO I HOPE SO.

I'LL SAY THIS, THE KEY THING IS FOR THE OUTRAGED TO BE MATCHED

WITH ACTION. BECAUSE THIS MACHINE HAS BEEN

VERY DELIBERATELY BUILT TO RESIST CHANGE, TO KIND OF ABSORB

OUTRAGE AND NOT FUNDAMENTALLY CHANGE

SO IT IS GOING TO TAKE SUSTAINED SIGNIFICANT EFFORTS TO GET THE

REFORMS THAT ARE GOING TO BE REQUIRED HERE FOR ANYTHING TO

MEANINGFULLY CHANGE. WE'VE JUST BEEN HERE BEFORE.

WE'VE BEEN AT POINTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY WHERE THINGS HAVE FELT

DIFFERENT THIS TIME BEFORE YOU LOOK AT THE KONA COMMISSION

60 YEARS AGO, MAKING PROPOSALS VERY SIMILAR TO WHAT'S BEING

TALKED ABOUT TODAY THE PROBLEM IS, THINGS HAVE NOT

CHANGED ENOUGH I REALLY REALLY HOPE THAT THIS

IS THE TIME THAT PEOPLE CAN MANIFEST MEANINGFUL CHANGE

I HOPE THAT'S TRUE WATCHING WHAT HAPPENED IN

MINNEAPOLIS IS INCREDIBLE. THAT'S A MASSIVE STEP FOR THEM

TO TAKE. AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL INSPIRE

OTHER PEOPLE THAT BIG CHANGES ARE POSSIBLE.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, I JUST HAD MY 5‐YEAR‐OLD RAN IN REALLY

QUICKLY, SPIED ON ME AND LEFT. WHERE ARE YOUR KIDS?

>> THEY ARE JUST OUTSIDE THIS DOOR

THERE'S A NONZERO CHANCE THAT THERE'S A 4‐YEAR‐OLD ABOUT TO

RUN IN HERE DRESSED LIKE A RABBIT

AND IF HE DOES, I WANT TO REASSURE YOU IT'S NOT A DONNY

DARKO SITUATION, THE RABBIT IS THERE.

>> Jimmy: YEAH, IT'S KIND OF ‐‐ DO THEY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE

HOME AND WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING AND WHAT'S HAPPENING OR

NOT? >> I DON'T THINK THEY UNDERSTAND

THINGS THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT IS

I DO FOR A LIVING. IF I EVEN WENT HALF A SENTENCE

INTO EXPLAINING IT TO THEM, I DON'T THINK THEY WOULD

APPRECIATE IT OR RESPECT IT. I'M NOT SAYING THEY'RE WRONG

THEY DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT ON A WEEKEND DADA NEEDS TO

GO TO A ROOM AND SWEAR TO HIMSELF.

>> YEAH. >> I HOPE THEY'RE NOT

OVERHEARING TOO MUCH OF WHAT I SAY IN THIS ROOM ONCE A WEEK

A LOT OF DADA SCREAMING WHAT THE [ BLEEP ].

>> Jimmy: CAN YOU STICK AROUND, CAN I DO ‐‐ I HAVE A COUPLE MORE

QUESTIONS I WANT TO ASK YOU. >> OF COURSE, COOL

>> Jimmy: WE'LL BE BACK WITH JOHN OLIVER, EVERYBODY

CONVERSATION WITH JOHN OLIVER. THANKS AGAIN FOR TALKING TO ME

I REALLY DO APPRECIATE IT. I DID WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT

BECOMING A CITIZEN YOU ARE NOW A CITIZEN OF THE

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA >> AN AMERICAN

>> Jimmy: YOU ARE AN AMERICAN? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'RE ON

MY SHOW AS AN AMERICAN >> THAT'S RIGHT, I FEEL YOU'RE

TREATING ME WITH A DIFFERENT RESPECT.

AMERICAN TO AMERICAN, RIGHT. >> Jimmy: HOW WAS THE PROCESS.

I MEAN, IT'S REALLY BAD. IT'S BAD FOR ME.

THAT'S WHAT IS MORE OF THE SCARY CANARY IN THE COAL MINE.

IT'S BAD FOR A WHITE MAN COMING FROM BRITAIN WHO HAS THE HELP OF

FIRST COMEDY CENTRAL AND THEN HBO LAWYERS.

IT WAS REALLY HARD. >> Jimmy: REALLY

>> AND VERY VERY FRIGHTENING >> Jimmy: WHAT IS THE FINAL DAY

WHEN YOU GO, YEP, IT'S OFFICIAL. DO YOU GET A THANK YOU FROM THE

PRESIDENT OR ‐‐ WHICH WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU GOT A THANK YOU

>> YOU GO INTO A ROOM TOGETHER THERE'S LIKE 150 OF US FROM 47

DIFFERENT COUNTRIES. SO WE'RE ALL IN A ROOM TOGETHER.

AND THEY THEY MAKE SPEECHES, EVERYONE STANDS UP WHEN THEIR

COUNTRY IS CALLED. AND THEN A VIDEO FROM THE

PRESIDENT. I THINK IN RECENT YEARS THAT

VIDEO HAS BEEN A LITTLE MORE WELCOMING THAN THIS PARTICULAR

VIDEO WAS. WHICH SEEMED TO BE DELIVERED

THROUGH SOME VERSION OF GRITTED TEETH.

AND SO WE LISTENED TO THAT VIDEO.

WERE MADE TO FEEL NOT EXACTLY WELCOME, AND THEN WE WERE GIVEN

AMERICAN FLAGS AND THEY SAY CONGRATULATIONS, AND IT FEELS

LIKE ‐‐ FOR SOME PEOPLE IN THAT ROOM, THIS IS THE END OF A

20‐YEAR, 30‐YEAR PROCESS SO THE SENSE OF RELIEF IN THAT

ROOM IF I'M COMPLETELY HONEST, THERE

WAS A PART OF ME THAT DAY AS I WENT DOWN THERE THAT STILL

DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN, IT WAS SOME KIND OF

TRAP I KNOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE,

BUT PART OF ME THOUGHT THEY WOULD OPEN A DOOR AND THERE

WOULD BE PLASTIC SHEETING AND JARED KUSHNER WAS STROKING A

CAT. LIKE YOU DIDN'T THINK THIS WAS

GOING TO REALLY HAPPEN THAT WAS THE PARANOIA IN MY HEAD

AT THE TIME. I CON THE BELIEVE THIS WAS GOING

TO HAPPEN. >> Jimmy: YOU CAN VOTE NOW

>> YES, THIS IS MY FIRST VOTE. NOW I GOT WHY YOU GOT SO PISSY

ABOUT IT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO YEAH, IT IS ANNOYING, YOU'RE

RIGHT, IT IS VERY ANNOYING I GET TO VOTE THIS NOVEMBER.

>> Jimmy: WITH EVERYTHING GOING ON, I WAS TALKING TO YOU

EARLIER, JUST ABOUT ANY LIVE THINGS, KIDS MAKE YOU SMILE

DURING THIS TIME YOU SPOKE TO ME ABOUT A PURCHASE

YOU MADE IN A BODEGA >> JUST AS EVERYTHING WAS

SHUTTING DOWN. I WAS LOOKING FOR ANYTHING THAT

COULD BE CONSTRUED AS A CHILD'S TOY.

I FOUND A CHIA PET OF THE GOLDEN GIRLS, THAT HAD BEEN ON THE

BODEGA SHELF FOR I WANT TO SAY 30 YEARS

>> HOLY ‐‐ >> I GAVE THIS TO MY SON

HE SAID WHO IS THAT LADY I EXPLAINED WHO ESTELLE GETDY

WAS. HE SAID, WHY IS THIS A TOY

I COULDN'T ANSWER THAT QUESTION. THEN HE ASKED WHY SHE WAS SO

MAD. HERE'S THE THING

WE STARTED THIS THREE MONTHS AGO.

IT'S 30 YEARS OLD, BEEN SITTING ON A BODEGA SHELF.

ALL THE SEEDS HAVE PROBABLY DIED

THAT'S WHAT WE'RE AIMING FOR THIS, THREE MONTHS LATER IS WHAT

WE GOT [ LAUGHTER ]

>> I MEAN, THAT'S HORRIFIC, THAT'S ABSOLUTELY HORRIFIC

I'VE EVEN TRIMMED OFF THE ONE THAT WAS GROWING OUT OF HER

NOSE I DON'T KNOW IF THERE WAS A

BETTER VISUAL REPRESENTATION OF WHERE WE WANT TO BE AS A SOCIETY

AND WHERE WE ARE FROM THAT >> Jimmy: JOHN OLIVER, YOU ARE A

FUNNY MAN. I NEEDED THAT LAUGH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING, KEEP UP THE GREAT

WORK, AND HUG THOSE KIDS >> THANKS SO MUCH.

>> Jimmy: KBOOI, BUDDY GOOD TO SEE YOU.

>> Jimmy: SPIKE LEE JOINS US WHEN WE COME BACK.

STICK AROUND

>> Jimmy: MY NEXT GUEST IS A

LEGENDARY FILMMAKER, HIS NEW FILM DA 5 BLOODS IS OUT ON

NETFLIX THIS FRIDAY. HERE'S MY CONVERSATION WITH THE

GREAT SPIKE LEE. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE

I KNOW WE'RE ON ZOOM, I WISH I COULD BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH

YOU. >> J

. >> YES, MY BROTHER, THE WORLD

HAS CHANGED. >> Jimmy: IT REALLY HAS.

I WANT TO BRING UP, YOU'RE SUCH A POWERFUL DIRECTOR AND A VOICE

OF GENERATION AFTER GENERATION BUT ‐‐

>> JIMMY I'M GOING IN MY FOURTH DECADE, MY MAN

>> Jimmy: THAT'S CRAZY HOW FAST TIME FLIES

>> 63. >> Jimmy: NO WAY

>> BLACK DON'T CRACK >> Jimmy: NO, NOT AT ALL

HONESTLY, I WAS WATCHING THIS THING THAT YOU DID, BECAUSE I

WATCHED ‐‐ DON LEMON DID THIS SPECIAL ON CNN

AND YOU ‐‐ GAVE YOU THE SHORTS CALLED 3 BROTHERS, WHERE IT

IS ‐‐ IT IS ‐‐ I JUST ‐‐ SPEECHLESS, WHAT IT IS

IT BASICALLY, RADIO RAHIM, ERIC GARNER AND GEORGE FLOYD ALL KIND

OF CUT IN BETWEEN. SO IT'S ‐‐ IT'S JUST ‐‐ IT'S

POWERFUL I DID WANT TO SHOW IT ON OUR

SHOW IF YOU DIDN'T MIND. >> CAN I SAY ONE THING FIRST

BEFORE YOU SHOW IT >> YEAH.

>> RAY RAHIM IS A FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM MY 1980 FILM DO

THE RIGHT THING. BUT HIS MURDER IS BASED UPON THE

REAL LIFE MURDER OF MICHAEL STEWART, WHO WAS A GRAFFITI ART

I HERE IN NEW YORK CITY 1983 SO THAT'S WHERE I GOT THAT DEAL

FOR THE MURDER OF RAY RAHIM. >> Jimmy: REALLY, WHERE HE WAS

CHOKED TO DEATH? >> YEAH, CAME FROM MICHAEL

STEWART. >> DID NOT KNOW THAT

>> YEAH, 1983. HE WAS A GRAFFITI ARTIST, NEW

YORK TRANSIT AUTHORITY POLICE JUMPED ON HIM, PUT HIM IN A

STRANGLEHOLD AND HE DIED IN A COMA SEVERAL DAYS AFTER THAT

RAY RAHIM IS BASED ‐‐ EVEN THOUGH IT'S FICTIONAL, IT'S

BASED UPON THE REAL LIFE MURDER OF MICHAEL STEWART, WHO WAS GOOD

FRIENDS WITH BOB F IoT TOO THEY WERE TIGHT.

>> Jimmy: DID YOU EVER THINK THAT THAT WOULD ‐‐ THINGS

WOULDN'T CHANGE SINCE THEN AND ‐‐

>> JIMMY, YOU KNOW WHEN I SAW ERIC GARNER, I'M LIKE, THAT'S ‐‐

THAT'S RAY RAHIM BASED ON MICHAEL STEWART, AND THEN TO SEE

OUR BROTHER FLOYD, AND I KNOW HE SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO ERIC

GARNER. >> Jimmy: YES.

>> SO HE SEEN THAT IN HIS MIND AS HIS LAST 8 1/2 MINUTES.

BEING SUFFOCATED OUT OF HIM. >> Jimmy: I WANT TO SHOW

EVERYONE THIS, AND I WANT TO WARN ANYONE AT HOME, THIS IS

GRAPHIC, BUT IT'S REAL AND IT'S VIOLENCE FROM POLICE

OFFICERS AND ‐‐ BUT WATCH AND SEE HOW THE FILM HOLDS UP.

>> I WAS MINDING MY BUSINESS, OFFICER.

I'M MINDING MY BUSINESS, LEAVE ME ALONE

I TOLD YOU THE LAST TIME, PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

>> HOLD ON, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. >> DON'T TOUCH ME, PLEASE.

>> YOU GAVE US A BAD ‐‐ >> COME ON

[ BLEEP ]. >> I DIDN'T DO NOTHING

[ BLEEP ]. >> I CAN'T BREATHE

[ BLEEP ] MAMA, MAMA >> GET OFF OF HIM NOW.

>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL. >> ALL HE DID WAS BREAK UP A

FIGHT. >> HE'S BREATHING RIGHT THERE,

BRO. >> I CAN'T BREATHE

>> BACK IT UP. >> HE'S NOT MOVING, GET OFF OF

HIS NECK, BRO. NO, BRO, LOOK AT HIM

>> EMS, COME ON, WE'RE HERE TO HELP, ALL RIGHT?

>> THAT'S THREE. >> YOU COULD HAVE AT LEAST

LIFTED HIM UP OFF THE GROUND, BRO, WE WOULDN'T HAVE ‐‐ 9:87

YOU JUST CHOKED THAT ‐‐ >> THEY JUST KILLED THAT MAN

>> YOU JUST REALLY KILLED THAT MAN, BRO

>> Jimmy: IT'S JARRING, AND IT'S ‐‐ I JUST THINK ‐‐ I HOPE

THAT PEOPLE ARE ‐‐ THAT THIS IS THE BIGGEST CHANGE

THIS IS IT, THIS IS SOMETHING. LET'S DO SOMETHING

>> I THINK, JIMMY, MY BROTHER, PEOPLE ARE THERE

I WAS ON MY BIKE YESTERDAY HERE IN BROOKLYN AND ‐‐ I WAS SO ‐‐

I'VE SEEN IT, YOU KNOW, WE'RE STILL IN QUARANTINE.

BUT YESTERDAY I SAID, I GOT TO BE IN IT, I HAD MY MASK ON

>> Jimmy: YOU DID IT >> BUT THE SEA, AND ALSO ‐‐ THE

SEA OF YOUNG WHITE GENERATION, MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS, THEY'RE

OUT THERE. IT'S NOT JUST BLACK AND BROWN

PEOPLE, SO I'M VERY ENTHUSIASTIC THAT PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD

WERE GALVANIZED BY THE HORRIFIC MURDER OF GEORGE FLOYD IN

SAYING, NO, NO, NO AND ALSO, I THINK THAT PEOPLE

ARE GOING TO COME OUT TO VOTE. WHEN SOMEONE DOES THIS IN THE

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SAY HELL NO

YOU GOT TO GO. THAT IS MY HOPE, THAT'S MY

PRAYER, AND OUR PRESIDENT, PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA HAS SAID

THAT THIS UPCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION IS GOING TO BE THE MOST

IMPORTANT IN HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I WANT TO TAKE IT A STEP FURTHER FROM BARACK, AND SAY, THIS

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WILL BE THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN

THE HISTORY OF THE MODERN WORLD. BECAUSE HE GETS ELECTED ‐‐ THIS

IS MY OPINION. IF HE GETS ELECTED, THE WORLD IS

IN PERIL THEY HAD TO TALK HIM DOWN FOR

SIKKING NATIONAL ARMED FORCES ON PEACEFUL AMERICANS

AND IT'S LIKE THIS GUY HAS NOT EVEN HEARD OF THE CONSTITUTION

OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> MY QUESTION IS, WHAT IS BILL BARR'S JOB, HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE

THE ATTORNEY GENERAL, HE DON'T KNOW THAT?

>> Jimmy: GEEZ >> AND THIS IS LIKE BANANAS NOW.

>> Jimmy: YEAH IT JUST FEELS LIKE EVERY MOVE IS

MORE SHOCKING THAN THE NEXT MOVE, AND YOU'RE LIKE, SOMEONE

HAS TO TALK TO SOMEBODY AND SAY LIKE, HEY, WHAT YOU'RE PUTTING

OUT THERE IS NOT WORKING WHATEVER YOU'RE DOING, YOU HAVE

TO DO SOMETHING ELSE, DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

>> IF I MAY SAY, SOMETIMES I THINK HE SHOULD JUST BE QUIET.

>> Jimmy: YEAH >> HIM

TALK ABOUT GEORGE FLOYD LOOKING DOWN FROM HEAVEN SAYING THIS IS

A GREAT DAY IN AMERICA JUST DON'T SAY NOTHING

>> Jimmy: JUST STOP. JUST STOP.

>> STOP. YOU SHOULD NOT BE TALKING

ABOUT ‐‐ YOU SHOULD NOT BE SPEAKING ABOUT OUR BROTHER

>> Jimmy: NO MORE WITH SPIKE LEE WHEN WE COME

BACK YOU MIND HANGING OUT

>> I'M HERE, BABY.

>> Jimmy: THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> Jimmy: HERE'S MORE OF MY CONVERSATION WITH SPIKE LEE.

SPIKE LEE, THANKS AGAIN FOR BEING HERE

I REALLY REALLY APPRECIATE YOU DOING THIS

YOUR NEW MOVIE ON NETFLIX FRIDAY, CALLED THE 5 BLOODS.

AND MAN, THERE'S SO MANY THINGS I CAN TALK ABOUT

BUT BASICALLY, IT'S FOR BLACK VIETNAM VETS GOING BACK TO

VIETNAM. >> THEY'RE GOING BACK TO VIETNAM

TO FIND THE REMAINS OF THEIR SQUAD LEADER PLAYED BY CHADWICK

BOSEMAN. AND HIS REMAINS IS BURIED AMONG

GOLD >> Jimmy: ALL THE OTHER MARTIN

LUTHER KING JR. ‐‐ THE CONNECTION BETWEEN HIM AND

VIETNAM AND PEOPLE ARE ‐‐ >> J

>> THE EARLY OPPOSERS TO THE WAR, SAID THAT IT WAS AN IMMORAL

WAR. THE SAME WAY MUHAMMAD ALI SAID

>> Jimmy: THERE'S A SCENE, SO MANY TWISTS AND TURNS IN THE

MOVIE, I DON'T WANT TO SPOIL IT FOR ANYONE, BUT THIS THING IS ‐‐

WHAT YOU DID, I ALMOST WANT YOUR NUMBER SO YOU CAN TEXT YOU AND

GO, YOU DID IT AGAIN >> Jimmy: I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU.

WHEN WE GET OFF. >> Jimmy: I HAVE SO MANY THINGS.

>> PUT IT ON SPEED DIAL. >> Jimmy: I WILL

YOU HAVE THE ACTORS CURRENTLY THAT THE VIETNAM VETS PLAYED

THEMSELVES >> PRESENT DAY TODAY.

>> Jimmy: YEAH AND THEN THE MEMORIES OF THEIR

SCENES WITH CHADWICK BOSEMAN WHO IS THEM, WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG

MEN. BUT THEY'RE OLD MEN PLAYING

THEMSELVES, NOT YOUNGING DOWN OR USING CGI, JUST IN THE SCENE

AND YOU'RE GOING, YEAH, THAT'S THAT GUY

IT'S BRILLIAN THE. IT'S AMAZING

EVEN THOUGH THESE GUYS ARE OLDER NOW, THEY'RE STILL THE SAME

GUYS >> THEIR MEMORY.

>> Jimmy: YES, THEY ARE THOSE GUYS

DON'T FORGET THAT, IT'S A GREAT THING.

MY DAD SERVED IN VIETNAM, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT TOO.

>> YOUR FATHER WAS A VIETNAM VET?

>> Jimmy: YEAH, HE WAS IN THE 234

NAVY BUT TO SEE THAT, AND ‐‐

>> IS YOUR FATHER STILL WITH US? >> Jimmy: YEAH

>> PLEASE, I WANT YOU TO WATCH THIS WITH YOUR DAD

>> THIS FRIDAY I'LL SOCIAL DISTANCE, I'LL BE OUTSIDE HIS

WINDOW I'LL WATCH NETFLIX ON MY PHONE

WHILE MY DAD'S WATCHING ON HIS TV

I KNOW HE'LL LOVE IT, THOUGH I THOUGHT THAT WAS A COOL MOVE,

I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE, IT WAS JUST ‐‐ IT WAS GREAT, AND

JUST SHOT BEAUTIFULLY AND THE SCORE IS GREAT AS WELL

WELL DONE. I WANT TO SHOW A SCENE HERE,

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS ANNOUNCED OVER THE RADIO IN VIETNAM THAT

DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. WAS ASSAS

ASSASSINATED TAKE A LOOK.

>> IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE, A WHITE MAN OPPOSED DR. MARTIN

LUTHER KING. HE ALSO OPPOSED THE WAR IN

VIETNAM. YOUR GOVERNMENT SENT 600,000

TROOPS TO CRUSH THE REBELLION. YOUR SOUL SISTERS AND SOUL

BROTHERS ARE ENRAGED IN OVER 122 CITIES

THEY KILLED THEM WHY YOU FIGHT AGAINST US

SO FAR AWAY FROM WHERE YOU ARE NEEDED

>> Jimmy: DA 5 BLOODS. SPIKE, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.

>> AC AFTER CORONA, BABY >> Jimmy: I WILL TAKE THAT

>> AFTER CARONA. >> Jimmy: YOU'RE THE BEST, BUD

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WHAT YOU'RE DOING, THANK YOU, PAL

MY THANKS TO SPIKE LEE, DA 5 BLOODS IS AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX

THIS FRIDAY. STICK AROUND, WE HAVE MORE

TONIGHT SHOW COMING UP

>> Jimmy: WELCOME BACK

EVERYBODY. PERFORMING THE SUMMER BREAKOUT

SMASH HIT ‐‐ I LOVE THIS SONG. AM I TOO OLD TO LOVE THIS SONG

I MIGHT BE I DON'T KNOW

I LOVE IT. I LOVE THE SONG.

I LOVE HER VOICE I LOVE THE WHOLE THING

"SUPALONELY" IS THE SONG IT'S THE BIGGEST ‐‐ IT'S ON ‐‐

IT'S ALL OVER TIKTOK SO IF YOU'RE ON TIKTOK, YOU

KNOW THIS SONG ANYWAYS, SHE'S MAKING HER TV

DEBUT. BENEE WITH GUS DAPPERTON HERE'S "SUPALONELY."

♪ I KNOW IT'S STUFFED U I'M JUST A LOSER

SHOULDN'T BE WITH YA GUESS I'M A QUITTER ♪

♪ WHILE YOU'RE OUT THER DRINKIN' I'M JUS

HERE THINKIN' ♪ ♪ 'BOUT WHERE I

SHOULD'VE BEEN I'VE BEEN LONELY

MM, AH, YEAH ♪ ♪ WATER POURING DOW

FROM THE CEILIN' I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

STILL HARD TO BELIEVE IT ♪ ♪ MAYBE I'M DRAMATI

I DON'T WANNA SEEM I I DON'T WANNA PANIC ♪

♪ I'M A SAD GIR IN THIS BIG WORL

IT'S A MAD WORLD ♪ ♪ ALL OF MY FRIENDS

KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED YOU'RE A BAD THING

AH ♪ ♪ I KNOW IT'S STUFFED U

I'M JUST A LOSER SHOULDN'T BE WITH YA

GUESS I'M A QUITTER ♪ ♪ WHILE YOU'RE OUT THER

DRINKIN I'M JUST HERE THINKI 'BOUT WHERE I SHOULD'VE BEEN

I'VE BEEN LONELY ♪ ♪ MM, AH, YEA

LA‐LA‐LA‐L LA‐LA‐LA‐L

LONELY I'M A LONELY CHICK ♪ ♪ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA

LA‐LA‐LA‐L LONELY SUPER LONELY ♪

♪ NOW I'M IN THE BATHTU CRYIN THINK I'

SLOWLY SINKING BUBBLES IN MY EYES ♪

♪ NOW MAYBE I'M JUST DREAMI NOW I'M IN THE SAD CLU

JUST TRYNA GET A BACKRUB LONELY ♪

♪ I'M A SAD GIR IN THIS BIG WORL

IT'S A MAD WORLD ♪ ♪ ALL OF MY FRIENDS

KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED YOU'RE A BAD THING

RAH ♪ ♪ I KNOW IT'S STUFFED U

I'M JUST A LOSER SHOULDN'T BE WITH YA

GUESS I'M A QUITTER ♪ ♪ WHILE YOU'RE OUT THER

DRINKIN I'M JUST HERE THINKI 'BOUT WHERE I SHOULD'VE BEEN

I'VE BEEN LONELY ♪ ♪ MM, AH, YEA

LA‐LA‐LA‐LA WO LA‐LA‐LA‐L

LONELY I'M A LONELY CHICK ♪ ♪ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA

LA‐LA‐LA‐L LONELY SUPER LONELY ♪

♪ I LOATHE ROMANCIN IN ITSELF YEAH

I'D BE DAMNED TO TRY ♪ ♪ I'M ONLY DANCING BY

MYSELF SO I DON' SLAM MY IRISH BUCK ♪

♪ COMPOSTABLE CUPS B‐B‐BENE I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH

I WOULD HATE T MESS THINGS UP ♪

♪ BUT MY BOOGIE STILL STAYS RESTLESS ENOUGH YEAH

I KNOW IT'S STUFFED UP I'M JUST A LOSER ♪

♪ SHOULDN'T BE WITH Y GUESS I'M A QUITTE

WHILE YOU'RE OUT THERE ♪ ♪ DRINKIN I'M JUS

HERE THINKIN 'BOUT WHERE I SHOULD'VE BEEN

I'VE BEEN LONELY ♪ ♪ MM, AH, YEA

LA‐LA‐LA‐L LA‐LA‐LA‐L

LONELY I'M A LONELY CHICK ♪ ♪ LA‐LA‐LA‐LA

LA‐LA‐LA‐L LONELY SUPER LONELY ♪

♪ YEAH I'VE BEEN LONELY I'VE BEEN LONELY

LONELY ♪ ♪ I'VE BEEN LONEL

BY THE WAY LA‐LA‐LA‐L

LA‐LA‐LA‐LA ♪ ♪ LONEL I'VE BEEN LONELY ♪

>> Jimmy: HEY EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING

"THE TONIGHT SHOW. I APPRECIATE IT.

THANK YOU TO MY GUESTS JOHN OLIVER, SPIKE LEE, AND I

WANT TO THANK BENEE FOR DOING HER SONG

AND THANK YOU FRANNIE, AND THANK YOU WINNIE

WASH YOUR HANDS, DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING

WE HAVE GREAT SHOWS ALL THIS WEEK

HERE I COME, GUYS! >> WEE