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Baby. Baby, what's the matter?
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Oh, I just got off the phone,
and Susie Pollack is...
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- dead.
- Ohh.
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- Oh, my God.
- I'm so sorry, Mom.
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That's... It's... It's...
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Dead set on staying in Florida.
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Deb, you've got to stop
with the awkward pauses.
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Every sentence is like a
roller coaster with you, Ma.
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Susie was my last friend here.
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I thought she was coming home this week,
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but now there's nobody left.
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The Steins retired down in
Miami, and the Posners...
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well, they're always traveling,
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and the Stutmans... they're in prison.
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Oh, Stewie, everybody's moving on
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with their next chapter but us.
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Don't worry, babe.
We'll... We'll get there.
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Oh, and there's even more bad news.
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Do you remember Nancy Cohen?
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Sure.
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Well, Susie told me that she died.
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Let's wait for it.
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Her hair blond.
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- See? We're learning.
- Yeah. This is good.
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And got hit by a bus leaving the salon!
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Oh, it's just awful!
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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
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Where are you two off to today?
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Couples therapy with Marcia.
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It's been so helpful.
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Last week we made some real progress
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on how to better hear each other.
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- Right, Dave?
- Hmm?
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Did you want to get a beer?
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I don't like this.
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Couples therapy means there's a problem.
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David, is she not making you happy?
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Kiss my right cheek for "yes",
my left cheek for "no",
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and flat on the lips
if you feel like it.
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And this is why we're in therapy.
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Mom, of course there's no problem.
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We're just going to Marcia to learn
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how to better be honest
about our feelings.
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Right? That's why we go?
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Well, it sounds like you're
paying some stranger for advice
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when I could give it to you for free.
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You're perfect, girls love you,
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guys want to be you, you
married the perfect man,
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I'm the perfect mother, session over.
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- Hoo!
- I'm running late.
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Boy, the only downside
to using Joanna's office
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is I got to sneak in while
they're out walking all the dogs
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because if they catch my scent,
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let's just say the lipstick
comes out, you know?
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Pretty soon I'm gonna
have us swimming in cash
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and swimming in the Caribbean.
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Mm.
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Or you could take that newfound wealth
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and save it for maybe one day...
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and I'm just putting this
together right now...
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when you move out.
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The reefs down there are dying, Davey.
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We got to get there fast.
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And I like to see the
fish before I eat them.
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Go get 'em, tiger.
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- Mwah!
- Mwah!
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- Have a good day.
- Okay.
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Oh, I'm so proud of him.
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I just wish he didn't have
to go through this alone.
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I mean, I should figure out
a way to make money, too.
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Then we could take two vacations.
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Or you could pay a bill, any bill.
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You could pay that guy Bill
that you backed up into.
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He's been calling a lot.
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Shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Whoop!
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- I'm sorry to bug you.
- Not at all.
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Just got to see how my businessman dad
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makes his sausage.
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What you got there... a tape recorder?
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Yes. Used this back in
the day to brainstorm.
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Thought I'd conjure up
some of the old magic.
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Instead of selling
somebody else's product,
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I'm developing one of my own this time.
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Much more lucrative!
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- Impressive.
- Yeah.
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And, honestly, I think I'm
onto some pretty big ideas.
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And, uh, I could use a break.
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I'm gonna go for a walk.
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Big idea. Big idea.
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Come on, Stewie. Get a big idea.
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Stewie, get a big idea!
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Big idea! Big idea!
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Big idea!
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Big idea, big idea, big idea,
big idea, big idea, big idea,
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big idea, big idea, big idea!
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Stewie, big idea!
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Hey.
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Those are private big ideas.
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Seems like you're just
saying, "Big ideas".
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No. If you go further back, I also say,
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"Little ideas" a bunch.
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That's what gave me the
idea to do "Big ideas".
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Dad, this is concerning.
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Things haven't been going
as well as I've made it seem.
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See, I really want to turn
things around for your mom.
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I just have not been able to
come up with a, well, big idea.
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You're just putting too
much pressure on yourself.
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Maybe if you just talk to Mom, then...
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No. No, no, no, no.
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She can't know how much I'm struggling.
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I'm her rock.
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Well, at least let me help you.
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We could brainstorm together!
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Okay. Yeah!
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Let's see if you got my DNA in you.
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- Yes!
- Yay!
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Here's how I like to
get the ball rolling.
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Little idea.
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Little idea. Little idea.
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Let's try another way.
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Look, I'm just saying
if our therapist says
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that I need to agree to hear you more,
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then shouldn't you agree to hear
me on what I'd like in return?
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Okay, not every agreement means
getting something in exchange.
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Yeah, but getting something in exchange
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is my favorite part of agreeing.
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See, this is why Marcia
calls you "Mr. Tit for Tat".
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So, kids, what do you think?
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You look very nice, Mom,
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but a midday wardrobe
change is never good.
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Hello. I'm a licensed life coach.
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She used to be a guidance counselor.
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Yeah, Rebecca. She was
my guidance counselor.
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And she advised me to drop out of school
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to become a male model.
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It's not too late.
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Yeah, maybe for print.
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Look, I just started to think
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you're paying all this money
for Marcia to give you advice
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when everybody knows I'm
the best advice-giver there is.
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So I took a 90-minute
webinar, and... presto...
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I'm open for business.
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Wow.
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Deb, I got to say, I am impressed.
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Well, thank you!
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Now I just need to start
building up my clientele.
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And I was thinking of
starting with... boop...
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you.
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Boop! No way.
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Come on, David.
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This is important to me.
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I don't want Daddy's
big, strong shoulders
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to have to bear the
weight of everything.
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You're right.
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I think you coaching
Dave is a great idea.
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I'm sorry. Are you
saying you see a world
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where this woman is not enough involved
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in our day-to-day?
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Lots of new businesses start
out with family members
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as clients or customers.
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She's right, and then you can write me
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a testimonial onto my website,
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right after you build me my website.
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He's in!
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Oh, thank you!
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Thank you, David!
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Now I'm gonna set up a photo
shoot for my "about me" page.
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Guess what... it's all about me!
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What is happening?!
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So, my life coaching takes
on a unique approach.
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I believe that every man and woman
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has an inner king and queen,
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and I would like you to
embrace your inner king.
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So, I'm a king?
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What areas of your life
would you say are not kingly?
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I guess if I had to
search for something,
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I would say that there's
this one property
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at work that I really love,
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but the owner hasn't
hit me back on my offer.
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And it's frustrating because
I know I can make it
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a great flip if I just got my
little paws on it, you know?
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What are you waiting for? Call him up.
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Tell him you're ready to move on.
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Show him who's king.
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In the real world, it
doesn't work like that.
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So, is not acting like a
king working out for you?
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No.
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Well, then be a king.
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Get your castle.
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Maybe you're right, you know?
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Maybe I do need my castle.
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Of course!
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Call him up right now.
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Hi. This is, uh, David Klein.
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I'm calling about the
property on Riverside,
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and I know you said you had
to think about it, but I don't.
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I want it, and I want it now.
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Tell him why.
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Because my mom says I'm a king.
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Okay, okay. What about a robot...
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- Uh-huh?
- ...which you control
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with just the push of your hand, okay?
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And this robot eats dirt!
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Pretty sure that's a vacuum.
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Ugh!
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What if the robot eats lint?
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- Also a vacuum.
- Crumbs?
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Still a vacuum.
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Ugh!
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Dad, you remember the
year you missed out
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on the singing bass account
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and you had to sell the
crying shark instead?
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Of course. It was a tough year.
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Mom was so supportive of you back then.
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I-I really think you should call her.
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But this is different.
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I don't want your mother to worry.
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I can do this on my own.
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Hi. What can I do for you?
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Oh! This sweater is adorable!
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Do you have it in size
beagle and size me?
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Well, we only sell dog clothes,
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but it is your lucky day,
because I have one left.
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These things are selling like crazy!
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Hold on.
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You're buying that sweater for your dog?
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- It costs $75.
- I know.
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What a bargain!
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Even though dogs have natural sweaters
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called "fur" which is free?
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Ralph is my everything.
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I'll take this and the fireman's hat.
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- 1,000% markup.
- Dad!
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Which is worth every penny, yeah.
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Thank you for shopping.
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- Dad!
- What?
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You almost blew that sale!
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I'm sorry. It's... I could not believe
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she was willing to spend so much money.
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That's it.
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I'm going to invent a pet product.
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This is the big idea
I've been looking for!
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Great!
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I believe in you! Wait.
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It's not a device that picks
up pet hair, though, right?
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- 'Cause that's a vacuum.
- Okay.
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You really get to get off
this "vacuum" thing, Joanna.
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You're obsessed!
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Wha...
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'Sup, babe?
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How'd it go?
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Actually, it went amazing.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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Coach Deb told me to put some pressure
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on that guy that's holding
the property that I wanted...
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- you know, the one to flip?
- Yeah.
258
00:10:37,756 --> 00:10:39,991
And guess what. Boom... offer accepted.
259
00:10:40,026 --> 00:10:42,026
The one on Riverside? That is amazing!
260
00:10:42,062 --> 00:10:43,128
I know.
261
00:10:43,163 --> 00:10:45,330
I mean, it kind of feels like
things are going so good,
262
00:10:45,365 --> 00:10:47,932
I don't really need therapy anymore.
263
00:10:47,968 --> 00:10:49,467
Wait. What?
264
00:10:49,503 --> 00:10:51,469
I don't want it to conflict
with all the progress
265
00:10:51,505 --> 00:10:53,037
I'm making with my life coach.
266
00:10:53,073 --> 00:10:54,238
You mean your mom?
267
00:10:54,274 --> 00:10:56,941
Coach Deb, yes.
268
00:10:56,977 --> 00:10:59,310
Look, I know I encouraged
you to talk with your mom,
269
00:10:59,346 --> 00:11:02,046
but it seems like you're using
this to get out of therapy.
270
00:11:02,082 --> 00:11:04,182
I honestly am, very much so.
271
00:11:04,217 --> 00:11:06,050
I-I just...
272
00:11:06,086 --> 00:11:07,606
Therapist Marcia never agrees with me,
273
00:11:07,607 --> 00:11:09,053
and Coach Deb always agrees with me.
274
00:11:09,089 --> 00:11:10,321
I mean, she said I was a king,
275
00:11:10,357 --> 00:11:12,657
and that is logic that is airtight.
276
00:11:12,692 --> 00:11:13,992
Oh, wow.
277
00:11:14,027 --> 00:11:15,427
So, you don't want to go to therapy
278
00:11:15,428 --> 00:11:19,230
because your mom calls you a
king and that's all you need?
279
00:11:19,266 --> 00:11:20,965
Basically, pretty much. Yes, exactly.
280
00:11:21,001 --> 00:11:22,400
- Uh-huh.
- Ooh.
281
00:11:22,435 --> 00:11:24,002
Wow. Okay.
282
00:11:24,037 --> 00:11:26,404
Well, Dave, we need to
talk about this and...
283
00:11:26,439 --> 00:11:28,506
No. Mnh-mnh.
284
00:11:28,542 --> 00:11:30,508
Coach Deb said you would say that,
285
00:11:30,544 --> 00:11:34,312
and she said it's time for
me to make a royal decree!
286
00:11:35,415 --> 00:11:38,650
So please cancel therapy tomorrow.
287
00:11:38,685 --> 00:11:40,518
No!
288
00:11:40,554 --> 00:11:41,554
Are you drunk?
289
00:11:41,588 --> 00:11:43,254
I am trashed.
290
00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:52,217
Deb, I know you want to
do your part to help you
291
00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:54,819
and Stew get back on track financially,
292
00:11:54,855 --> 00:11:56,354
which is why I stood up for you
293
00:11:56,389 --> 00:11:58,690
and supported your new career path.
294
00:11:58,725 --> 00:12:01,092
But it bit me in the ass!
295
00:12:01,127 --> 00:12:02,727
How so?
296
00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:06,064
- Sake?
- Uh, I guess.
297
00:12:06,099 --> 00:12:08,032
Well, it's just that since
you started coaching
298
00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:10,335
Dave, he won't go to therapy with me.
299
00:12:10,370 --> 00:12:12,003
Mm.
300
00:12:12,038 --> 00:12:15,006
That is a conundrum, because,
you know, as a life coach,
301
00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:18,076
therapists are my sworn enemy.
302
00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,777
However, it does sound
like it's something
303
00:12:19,813 --> 00:12:21,379
you really want him to do.
304
00:12:21,414 --> 00:12:22,847
Yeah. I do.
305
00:12:22,883 --> 00:12:24,443
Well, have you told him he better do it
306
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,619
if he knows what's good for him?
307
00:12:27,654 --> 00:12:29,287
What?
308
00:12:29,322 --> 00:12:30,755
You're a queen!
309
00:12:30,790 --> 00:12:32,090
Queens don't ask!
310
00:12:32,125 --> 00:12:34,926
They tell!
311
00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:36,294
Yeah.
312
00:12:36,329 --> 00:12:38,129
I mean, I am kind of regal.
313
00:12:38,164 --> 00:12:39,931
Exactly!
314
00:12:39,966 --> 00:12:42,767
You deserve to rule your castle!
315
00:12:42,802 --> 00:12:44,102
Yeah. Cheers.
316
00:12:46,439 --> 00:12:48,106
- Ahhh.
- Ahhh.
317
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,274
It's 11:00 a.m.
318
00:12:51,311 --> 00:12:52,377
More?
319
00:12:55,315 --> 00:12:59,984
Say, what's the worst
part about walking dogs?
320
00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,786
Um, picking up poop?
321
00:13:01,821 --> 00:13:02,987
No. Gross.
322
00:13:03,023 --> 00:13:05,123
Leave it on the ground.
323
00:13:05,158 --> 00:13:07,792
The worst part is holding the leash.
324
00:13:07,827 --> 00:13:09,961
But you don't have to with...
325
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,898
the belt leash!
326
00:13:13,934 --> 00:13:15,300
Hey, hey, hey!
327
00:13:15,335 --> 00:13:16,734
- Okay, Dad.
- Yeah.
328
00:13:16,770 --> 00:13:18,169
I already sell a belt leash.
329
00:13:18,204 --> 00:13:19,438
It's right there.
330
00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:21,573
It's the thing you grabbed
when you ran to the back,
331
00:13:21,574 --> 00:13:22,941
yelling, "I have an idea!"
332
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:25,143
Yes, yes, but that's just for one dog.
333
00:13:25,178 --> 00:13:27,679
This is for 10 dogs!
334
00:13:27,714 --> 00:13:30,248
Who needs that?
335
00:13:30,283 --> 00:13:32,116
Dogwalkers.
336
00:13:32,152 --> 00:13:36,921
Lost souls whose lives
have gone sideways.
337
00:13:36,957 --> 00:13:39,324
The perfect customer.
338
00:13:39,359 --> 00:13:42,093
Now I'm gonna take this
leash out for a little test run,
339
00:13:42,128 --> 00:13:44,963
so why don't you go
grab some lucky puppies
340
00:13:44,998 --> 00:13:47,332
and tell 'em they're
about to make history?
341
00:13:47,367 --> 00:13:49,033
Look, it's great that
you're all fired up,
342
00:13:49,069 --> 00:13:51,302
but I don't think this is gonna work.
343
00:13:51,338 --> 00:13:53,705
Really?
344
00:13:53,740 --> 00:13:56,341
So...
345
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:58,943
you're the dog expert now?
346
00:13:58,979 --> 00:14:00,345
Um...
347
00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,146
yeah.
348
00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:07,051
Well, I've been a businessman
for four decades,
349
00:14:07,087 --> 00:14:10,188
and that's 280 dog years,
350
00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:12,490
so I think I know what
I'm talking about.
351
00:14:12,525 --> 00:14:14,726
Dad, do you remember when Mom convinced
352
00:14:14,761 --> 00:14:16,861
you not to sell that
superweighted blanket
353
00:14:16,896 --> 00:14:19,897
because it was making it hard
for some people to breathe?
354
00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:22,867
This situation feels
very similar to that.
355
00:14:22,902 --> 00:14:24,969
Maybe just call her.
356
00:14:25,005 --> 00:14:27,905
I will call her after my
first successful test run.
357
00:14:27,941 --> 00:14:30,408
Now do me a favor and help
me strap on some pups.
358
00:14:30,443 --> 00:14:34,178
Dad, I love you, but I cannot
lend my customers' dogs
359
00:14:34,214 --> 00:14:36,147
to be walked with an untested invention
360
00:14:36,182 --> 00:14:39,817
that, frankly, looks like the
harness of a sex swing.
361
00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:41,660
Fine. You're not gonna help me?
362
00:14:41,661 --> 00:14:44,822
I'm gonna go find some strays.
363
00:14:44,858 --> 00:14:46,618
And, clearly, you've
never taken a love ride,
364
00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:50,228
because a sex swing
looks nothing like this.
365
00:14:50,263 --> 00:14:51,863
Ew!
366
00:14:56,603 --> 00:14:58,102
Get off the phone!
367
00:14:58,138 --> 00:15:00,672
I need to call you back.
368
00:15:00,707 --> 00:15:01,773
Listen up.
369
00:15:01,808 --> 00:15:03,007
You're going to therapy.
370
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:04,208
No, you listen up.
371
00:15:04,244 --> 00:15:05,877
I'mma do whatever the hell I want to do.
372
00:15:05,912 --> 00:15:07,945
Nuh-unh. This is my castle now.
373
00:15:07,981 --> 00:15:09,347
- I'm the queen!
- Yuh-huh.
374
00:15:09,382 --> 00:15:11,249
This is still my castle. I'm the king.
375
00:15:11,284 --> 00:15:12,917
Well, I decree you're dethroned!
376
00:15:12,952 --> 00:15:14,085
Well, I refuse to abdicate.
377
00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,353
You will bend the knee!
378
00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:16,587
I can't bend the knee!
379
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:18,389
I hurt it buckling in my seat belt.
380
00:15:18,425 --> 00:15:21,259
You know this.
381
00:15:21,294 --> 00:15:23,027
Why are we yelling at each other?
382
00:15:23,063 --> 00:15:25,863
I had a lot of sake.
I can't feel my lips.
383
00:15:27,934 --> 00:15:29,267
A lot of sake, you say?
384
00:15:29,302 --> 00:15:31,035
Yeah.
385
00:15:31,071 --> 00:15:33,971
So, my mom's been coaching you?
386
00:15:34,007 --> 00:15:37,308
- She told me I was a queen.
- Ohh.
387
00:15:37,343 --> 00:15:39,310
I'm starting to think that
maybe my broke mom
388
00:15:39,345 --> 00:15:41,245
who took an online course
from my guest room
389
00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:43,448
is not the best person
to give us life advice.
390
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:44,549
Right.
391
00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:46,117
And as I'm saying it out loud,
392
00:15:46,152 --> 00:15:48,119
I am shocked that it
was able to get this far.
393
00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:50,455
Yeah.
394
00:15:50,490 --> 00:15:52,156
But I did mean what I said.
395
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:54,158
I think we should go back to Marcia.
396
00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:55,927
Yeah. You're right.
397
00:15:55,962 --> 00:15:57,962
My mom is really gonna be
upset about this, though.
398
00:15:57,997 --> 00:15:59,097
Yeah.
399
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,598
This really meant a lot to her.
400
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:07,405
I went with a new ring, but
I'm not totally sold on it yet.
401
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:10,108
Me, neither.
402
00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:11,409
- Hello?
- Hey.
403
00:16:11,444 --> 00:16:13,177
I think you need to get Mom down here.
404
00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:14,612
I'm worried about Dad.
405
00:16:14,647 --> 00:16:16,280
He's struggling.
406
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:18,149
Well, that's great news.
407
00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:19,617
My dad is really struggling!
408
00:16:19,652 --> 00:16:21,119
My mom can help him.
409
00:16:21,154 --> 00:16:23,020
This is perfect!
410
00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:24,355
- How bad is it?
- Okay.
411
00:16:24,390 --> 00:16:25,990
I think we're having a miscommunication.
412
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:29,160
Are you drunk on Mom's sake?
413
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:31,195
Coach Deb has a new client!
414
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:32,363
Yes!
415
00:16:37,595 --> 00:16:38,662
Listen!
416
00:16:38,697 --> 00:16:41,331
What do I always tell you?
417
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:43,066
Uh-huh.
418
00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:44,701
That's right.
419
00:16:44,736 --> 00:16:45,802
You are the king.
420
00:16:45,837 --> 00:16:48,304
Don't let anyone push you around.
421
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:51,708
Well, I'm the queen.
I'll tell him for you.
422
00:16:51,743 --> 00:16:52,976
Hi.
423
00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,412
Um, Ravi does not want
to work this weekend.
424
00:16:55,447 --> 00:16:57,714
That's not gonna work for me.
425
00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,083
Well, then just tell him
he's got to show up.
426
00:17:00,118 --> 00:17:02,419
You are the king!
427
00:17:02,454 --> 00:17:04,754
Mom, you can't keep giving
the same advice to everybody.
428
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,223
Why not? It's gold.
429
00:17:07,259 --> 00:17:09,859
Listen, Mom, have you
spoken to Dad recently?
430
00:17:09,895 --> 00:17:11,975
Joanna told me he may be
having a harder time at work
431
00:17:11,976 --> 00:17:13,730
than he's letting on.
432
00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:17,267
Oh. Well, he would tell me
if he was having a problem.
433
00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,269
Maybe just give him a call and check in?
434
00:17:19,304 --> 00:17:21,938
Yeah, okay.
435
00:17:21,973 --> 00:17:24,040
Now you're getting me all worried.
436
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:29,779
Hey, yo!
437
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:31,414
It's a new leash on life with Stew!
438
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,450
Hi, sweetie! It's me.
439
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,186
I just wanted to see if
everything was going okay.
440
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:37,687
Oh, yeah. Everything's going great.
441
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,563
You know what? I think
I've found the invention
442
00:17:39,564 --> 00:17:40,697
that's gonna get us to Boca!
443
00:17:40,733 --> 00:17:43,259
Oh, that's my guy. Mwah, mwah, mwah!
444
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:44,895
I really got to go. Something's come up.
445
00:17:44,930 --> 00:17:47,797
Aah! Aah! Get off me!
446
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:51,234
Dog fail. Bad idea! Bad idea! Bad idea!
447
00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:52,902
Bad idea!
448
00:17:52,938 --> 00:17:54,138
Something's wrong with Stewie!
449
00:17:54,172 --> 00:17:56,773
I can hear it in his voice!
450
00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:58,274
Oh, I feel terrible.
451
00:17:58,310 --> 00:18:01,711
I've been so distracted
coaching everyone's lives,
452
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:03,947
I've neglected the love of my life.
453
00:18:03,982 --> 00:18:05,982
I got to go see Daddy.
454
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:15,825
You're right.
455
00:18:15,861 --> 00:18:19,095
The amazing belt leash was a failure.
456
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,331
I haven't seen that much
lipstick since your mother
457
00:18:21,366 --> 00:18:23,299
worked the cosmetic
counter at Bloomie's.
458
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,901
Ohh!
459
00:18:27,105 --> 00:18:29,806
Oh, God. I'm sorry, Dad.
460
00:18:29,841 --> 00:18:31,161
Here. You're covered in dog hair.
461
00:18:31,162 --> 00:18:32,942
Let's get that off you.
462
00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:36,112
You know what the worst part was?
463
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:40,083
The laughter from the other dogwalkers.
464
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:43,486
They're not good people, Jo.
465
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,954
I'm really sorry.
466
00:18:44,990 --> 00:18:46,430
You went out of your way to help me,
467
00:18:46,431 --> 00:18:48,424
and I just acted like a jerk.
468
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,961
You did, absolutely, and you nailed it.
469
00:18:51,997 --> 00:18:53,963
I feel so bad, you know?
470
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:56,466
I just wanted to fix
things for your mom.
471
00:18:56,501 --> 00:18:58,301
Now what am I gonna do?
472
00:18:58,336 --> 00:19:01,271
Well, maybe you should start
by talking to her right now,
473
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,107
because she's here.
474
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:06,209
Dave and I thought you two should talk.
475
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,450
Stewie.
476
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:17,954
Why didn't you tell me you
were having trouble with work?
477
00:19:17,989 --> 00:19:20,123
I didn't want to worry you,
and you already got enough
478
00:19:20,158 --> 00:19:22,892
to worry about with our...
our friends moving on,
479
00:19:22,928 --> 00:19:27,197
and I-I felt bad that we weren't
because of my mistakes.
480
00:19:27,232 --> 00:19:30,033
Honey, we made the mistakes together,
481
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:32,902
and we're gonna fix 'em together.
482
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:35,238
I just want to give you everything.
483
00:19:35,273 --> 00:19:38,875
But, Stewie, you're my everything...
484
00:19:38,910 --> 00:19:40,143
my king.
485
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,145
- Mm, your king, huh?
- Yeah.
486
00:19:42,180 --> 00:19:44,347
I bet you say that to all the boys.
487
00:19:44,382 --> 00:19:46,249
I do.
488
00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,422
- You feel better?
- Yeah.
489
00:19:52,457 --> 00:19:55,024
Hey, uh, thanks for getting
your mom over here
490
00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:57,527
and for everything else.
491
00:19:57,562 --> 00:19:58,562
Oh, Dad.
492
00:19:58,597 --> 00:20:01,431
You still smell like dogs.
493
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:03,199
Such a queen!
494
00:20:05,136 --> 00:20:09,906
And you... I want you to walk
around all day every day
495
00:20:09,941 --> 00:20:11,574
like you got a crown on your head!
496
00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,843
Ah. Oh.
497
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,178
That's it.
498
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,180
Dog crowns.
499
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,282
That's what I should be selling...
500
00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:21,417
dog crowns, huh?!
501
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:23,019
Look!
502
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:25,555
Dog people will pay 20 bucks
for something like that.
503
00:20:25,590 --> 00:20:30,560
Who knows how much they're
gonna shell out for a terrier tiara?
504
00:20:30,595 --> 00:20:33,062
My king is back, baby!
505
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,430
We're the best!
506
00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:41,471
Well, Joanna, I'm so glad
that you came to your senses
507
00:20:41,506 --> 00:20:44,307
and decided to have me as a life coach.
508
00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:47,043
You're gonna have to write a
review if you want the discount.
509
00:20:47,078 --> 00:20:48,211
Yeah, I don't know.
510
00:20:48,246 --> 00:20:51,414
Getting coached by my mom
doesn't sound like a great idea.
511
00:20:51,449 --> 00:20:53,316
Honey, I just want to open you up
512
00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:56,319
to the infinite possibilities
that is your life.
513
00:20:56,354 --> 00:20:59,656
Whatever your goals, I support you.
514
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:01,624
Wow! Okay.
515
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,326
So, I was thinking I kind of want
516
00:21:03,361 --> 00:21:04,894
to franchise Pup Cuts and...
517
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:08,131
Oy, enough with the dogs already.
518
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:09,933
When are you gonna get a wife?
519
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,669
You're not getting any younger,
girl, and neither am I.
520
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,340
Thanks for the pep talk?
521
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:20,242
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