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Ask your doctor if Futurama is right for you.
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7x02 - A Farewell to Arms
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Oh, my hair!
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Lot of weather we're having.
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Allow me, m'lady.
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Shall we go a-trousering?
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Fry, I appreciate the gallantry,
but isn't this a bit much?
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You're right. I'm sorry
for showing my love.
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Okay. Fine.
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Here, take my hand.
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News and weather, everyone!
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I'm sure you've all noticed
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the bizarre atmospheric
conditions of late.
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Come to mention it, yes.
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It seems something ain't
right in the magnetosphere,
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so I'm launching this
high-altitude weather balloon
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to gather more data.
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My pants!
My lucky pants!
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They don't look so lucky to me.
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They are, too!
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I was wearing them that time
I found a dime in my ear.
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I was wearing them when I
won a subscription to Redbook.
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And I was wearing them
when I first met Leela,
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so yeah, they're lucky.
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Aw...
also, oh, Lord.
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Plus, they're my only pants.
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You've worn the same
pants for a thousand years?
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No wonder they made a run for it.
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Soon your trousers will
slip the surly bonds of Earth
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and ascend to the heavens.
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I'm gonna blast that balloon!
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No way will I let
God get my pants!
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Nobody messes with my pants!
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Not even the holy one, blessed be he.
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Look out!
A Central Park badger!
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I'll save you, pants!
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Scruffy, do you have any varmint grease?
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What viscosity you need?
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Whoa, there's writing in here!
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Also, this grease is flammable.
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We use a lot more profanity.
Son of a bitch...!
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Leela, take my hand!
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I'm slipping!
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The one time your hands
aren't sticky, they're greasy!
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Oh, sorry. Normally I would've
wiped them on my pants, but...
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Are you okay?
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I... ow!
My leg, it's broken.
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How'd you get down here?
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We made a rope from my shirt and jacket
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and an expedition flag
from my underpants.
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I'll help you up.
Here, take my hand.
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Stop telling me to take your hand.
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Look, Fry, your noble gestures
keep making things worse.
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Can't you just be a rude,
unhelpful jerk like Bender?
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When I use up the toilet paper,
I don't put on a new roll.
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Fry, my friend, I found your pants.
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And no sign of that crafty badger.
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All right! Lucky pants!
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Oh, my God! Look what
my flashlight found!
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A huge pyramid under New New York?
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What badger could've built this?
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And look at this
intricately carved disk.
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It merits years of study.
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But how can we move such
a fragile, precious...
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Ancient history coming through!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Amazing!
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It appears to be some kind
of extremely ancient calendar,
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predating even
the "Girls of Sumeria."
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Of course.
It's a Mayan calendar.
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No, wait. There's some
dried-up old stew on the screen.
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Sorry. I was eatin' a can of
breakfast and lookin' at porn.
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It's not Mayan, it's Martian!
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Amy, you grew up on Mars, right?
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- Can you read Martian?
- A little.
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I only learned enough to
yell at my nanny. Let's see.
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I think it means...
"The sun will erupt...
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all shall perish,"
blah-blah-blah.
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Get to the point!
What does it say about me, Bender?
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Nothing! But it does say
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a great cataclysm will destroy
the world in the year 3012!
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The world?
That's where I live!
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Told you it'd say something about me.
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So the world will end in 3012.
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Why does that year sound so familiar?!
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Because that's the year
that's this year! See?
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So, uh, you all done with the computer?
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Is it just me, or is the world
ending more often these days?
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The calendar predicts
fires, earthquakes,
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sharksplosions, then it just ends!
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Exactly as the weather balloon foretold.
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Before Fry blew his
pants out of the sky,
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it detected the onset of
a catastrophic sunspot cycle.
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It's starting.
This is the end of the world.
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Coward Man away!
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Some of us were crazy
before it was cool.
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Evacuating the planet in three, two...
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So long, Earth. Thanks for nothing.
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It's not starting.
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Come ons, comes on!
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Let me try,
Headless Clone of Agnew.
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Damn thing just won't turn over.
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It's like Pat on a Sunday morning.
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Oh, the Marconi is on the fritz, too!
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The electromagnetic storm is
disabling all electronics on Earth.
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Hi, there.
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Well, it wasn't a bad life.
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If only I could get back that time
I spent watching TRON: Legacy.
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Leela, I've made up my mind.
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Before we die, I'm
gonna find and destroy
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every remaining copy of TRON: Legacy.
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It may take a couple of hours, but...
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Fry, stop trying to do things for me.
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Whatever time we have
left, just live it with me.
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So... you wanna
join the Balcony Club?
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The Balcony Club?
I have an individual membership.
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- Zoidberg, get lost.
- I am lost. So long.
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Stop the end-of-the-world sex.
We might survive after all.
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All right, Amy, what's so important
that you interrupted my embalming?
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I translated more Martian symbols.
There's a way off this planet.
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That underground pyramid
isn't a pyramid...
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it's a rocket ship!
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It was worth waiting five hours
to hear you finish that sentence.
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A spaceship made of stone?
With no electronics, it just might work!
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I'll stick with wind-up
power, thank you very much.
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Hmm, I've never flown a pyramid before,
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but I used to drive
around town in a mausoleum.
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How many people can this thing carry?
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Well, the mausoleum
held ten horny teenagers, so...
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maybe 30,000.
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It's our moral duty
to save as many lives as possible.
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They had their chance.
Let's go!
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Mind if I appear?
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Welcome to the Hidey House.
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Brannigan, tell me about this
freaky-deaky escape pyramid.
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I can fly it, sir.
I just need to know where, and how.
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The obvious destination is Mars.
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It's close, with lots of open space
and no Woodward or Bernstein.
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That's a plus.
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But we can only save 30,000 people.
How do we choose who goes?
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Well, let's see now.
We'll need leaders...
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...scientists, doctors,
bureaucrats, pilots,
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valuable appliances...
even janitors.
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But that's it.
No one else.
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I'll miss you, Leela.
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But it's okay, 'cause then I'll die.
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Cut the waterworks, hippie!
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The final decision
will be made not by me,
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but by a cold, logical machine.
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Who shall live and who shall die?
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Step right up to the
contrabulous choose-matron!
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I hate waiting in line to die.
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Move it along, grandma.
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Stick your hand in
and take your chances.
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Female, crotchety.
Needed to keep others in their place.
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Accepted!
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Damn straight, kajigger!
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Ooh, me next!
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We just got one of these. Rejected!
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Male, scientist,
fond of crazy contraptions.
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Accepted!
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Female, scientist.
We were in the same sorority.
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Accepted!
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- Sigma Beta, see you latah!
- Sigma Beta, see you latah!
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Male, medical doctor,
delicious with butter and lemon.
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Accepted!
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I wish they'd hurry.
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I want to get out of here
before the mayhem starts.
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Mayhem?!
There's gonna be mayhem?
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I'm stayin'!
Hoo-ee!
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Well, might as well
get it over with.
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Delivery boy, no discernible skills.
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Accepted!
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'Cause I like his pants.
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Yes! My lucky pants!
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Leela, we can go together
after all. Come on.
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Get your badge.
Take my hand.
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Top gun pilot, natural leader,
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extreme combat training.
Rejected!
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What?!
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With all spaceships inoperable,
we only need one spaceship pilot.
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Wonder what this doo-cracky does?
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Snake door. Roger.
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You can't reject Leela!
Give her a badge, you stupid box!
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Male, filthy hand, violent temper.
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Accepted again!
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Nooo!
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Fry, the box has spoken.
Go to Mars.
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Okay.
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Will you at least keep this photo?
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Remember how Bender dumped
all that pig's blood on me?
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You keep it.
I'll remember you in here.
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I wish I could remember
with my boobs.
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Leela, we're off to Mars.
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We'll see ourselves out.
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Wait, I did it.
I got Leela a ticket.
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How did you do that?
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A magician never reveals his secrets.
Except the Great Revealo.
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That guy stinks.
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I still don't see why
you get the window seat.
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Folks, this is your captain.
Our snake tanks are fully loaded,
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so once I figure out which
button launches this...
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I figured it out!
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Boo!
Don't come back!
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Well, let's get lootin'!
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Fry, this is the most noble thing
anyone has ever done for me.
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Wait, Fry?
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I'm a lot of people, but I'm not Fry.
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Oh, no!
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Welcome to Mars!
It is with heavy heart and open arms
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that we receive Earth's only survivors.
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- Admission, $20.
- Dad! Gleesh.
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Greetings, Mars men.
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We come to your planet to
construct a gleaming city,
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a second Earth on which to begin anew.
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Okay. Admission, $20.
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I can't believe it.
Fry sacrificed his spot for me,
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and I never even had
a chance to thank him.
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Don't worry, Leela. Earth is still
there, peaceful and serene as ever.
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Bender!
You're stealing your own stuff!
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I am?
Geez, I better slow down.
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I'm stealing stuff I don't even need.
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- You want a Torah?
- Nah, I'm not hungry.
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Aw, what's the matter?
Scared of dying?
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No. 'Cause as long as Leela lives,
I'll be alive, too, in her heart.
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But really I'll be dead.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
our new Martian city is complete.
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I give you...
Dickfrancisco!
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The doves didn't magically
spring from my hand,
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but rather were crammed into
this netting sewn into my sleeve!
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Thank you, Great Revealo.
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And now, as a solemn testicle
to those left behind on Earth,
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I present this monument,
titled simply, "Heroes."
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That frightened little girl in
the statue reminds me of Fry.
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Stop the ceremony.
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Who is this non-Washington redskin?
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I am Singing Wind, chief
of the native Martian tribe.
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But I thought your people
abandoned this planet.
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We did.
I just came back for my stuff.
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- What're you guys doing here?
- Fleeing Earth, of course.
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We flew here in your
great stone pyramid.
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Seriously? That thing flies?
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Of course.
Your people left it so we could escape.
247
00:16:16,817 --> 00:16:19,585
I translated your warning
that the world was doomed.
248
00:16:19,620 --> 00:16:22,537
Not your world.
Our world.
249
00:16:22,658 --> 00:16:25,192
We put calendar there to
warn you not to visit Mars.
250
00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,274
It Mars that gonna be destroyed.
251
00:16:28,998 --> 00:16:31,900
Why you think we so eager
to abandon this dump?
252
00:16:31,934 --> 00:16:37,105
You guys got ten, 15 minutes max.
Well, so long.
253
00:16:41,143 --> 00:16:44,211
Hey, Ancient Martian's
a very hard language.
254
00:16:44,246 --> 00:16:47,314
A........ looks just like a ......... .
255
00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:54,120
- To the spaceship!
- There is no spaceship.
256
00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:56,656
You had it dismantled
to build that statue.
257
00:16:56,690 --> 00:16:58,057
To the statue.
258
00:17:01,796 --> 00:17:06,567
Oh, what an idiot I was.
And by "I", I mean "you."
259
00:17:06,601 --> 00:17:11,338
The final solar flare is going
to bypass Earth and strike Mars.
260
00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:33,125
My God, one of the hundreds of
contradictory prophecies is coming true.
261
00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,362
I should've known better than to
trust one of Fry's romantic gestures.
262
00:17:36,396 --> 00:17:38,531
Every time he says he
loves me, I get killed.
263
00:17:41,335 --> 00:17:43,503
It's just as I only now began to fear.
264
00:17:43,537 --> 00:17:47,140
The solar flares are igniting
subsurface gas pockets.
265
00:17:53,248 --> 00:17:55,282
Mars is being blasted out of its orbit.
266
00:17:55,317 --> 00:17:57,618
Fry, you noble idiot.
267
00:18:07,661 --> 00:18:09,962
You're right, Bender,
grave robbing is fun.
268
00:18:09,996 --> 00:18:12,464
And these Pi�a Skulladas are fantastic.
269
00:18:12,498 --> 00:18:15,733
The crazy weather cleared
up, too, for whatever reason.
270
00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:19,136
All in all, it's a fine
day for an apocalypse.
271
00:18:19,171 --> 00:18:21,172
So you don't miss
what's-her-name?
272
00:18:21,207 --> 00:18:22,841
Of course I do.
273
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:25,243
But even though we're
millions of miles apart,
274
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:28,013
somehow, I feel she's near me.
275
00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:29,315
Very near!
276
00:18:34,455 --> 00:18:37,257
Oh no!
The Kajigger of Gibraltar!
277
00:18:48,637 --> 00:18:51,739
I have got to quit drinking.
278
00:18:51,773 --> 00:18:53,875
Thanks, friend!
279
00:18:57,313 --> 00:19:01,683
Another great thing was
she always had room for dessert.
280
00:19:03,252 --> 00:19:05,954
We're passing surprisingly
close to Earth!
281
00:19:05,988 --> 00:19:08,823
When we reach 72nd Street, jump!
282
00:19:15,497 --> 00:19:17,231
Ah. Cushiony.
283
00:19:18,834 --> 00:19:21,101
We made it. We're back home.
284
00:19:21,135 --> 00:19:23,036
Okay, today is still a workday, so...
285
00:19:23,070 --> 00:19:24,537
Wait! Help!
286
00:19:24,572 --> 00:19:27,439
I'm still on Mars, and I can't jump!
287
00:19:27,474 --> 00:19:30,642
Hang on, Leela!
I'll save you again!
288
00:19:30,677 --> 00:19:32,711
Or somebody else could do it!
289
00:19:38,317 --> 00:19:39,818
Quick, take my hand.
290
00:19:39,852 --> 00:19:42,888
I don't know.
Bad things happen when you say that.
291
00:19:49,863 --> 00:19:51,630
- I got her!
- Ow!
292
00:19:51,665 --> 00:19:55,768
- Oops. Try again!
- We're too far apart.
293
00:19:55,803 --> 00:19:59,171
No, we're not. Grab your
severed arm with your other arm.
294
00:19:59,206 --> 00:20:02,308
Ew... kay...
295
00:20:02,342 --> 00:20:04,276
Hurray!
296
00:20:12,485 --> 00:20:14,952
Good thing Scruffy rescued Leela.
297
00:20:14,987 --> 00:20:17,254
Don't thank me, thank the ladder.
298
00:20:17,289 --> 00:20:20,691
Your cloned arms should be
fully grown in a month or so.
299
00:20:20,725 --> 00:20:22,360
But for right now,
300
00:20:22,394 --> 00:20:25,796
enjoy the sounds of the
world's smallest violin.
301
00:20:28,266 --> 00:20:32,938
I hope you're not too mad at me,
Leela, for tearing your arm off and all.
302
00:20:32,972 --> 00:20:36,375
I can't be mad.
I'm on way too many painkillers.
303
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:40,647
Plus, you were willing to
sacrifice yourself so I could live.
304
00:20:40,681 --> 00:20:43,851
I mean, you failed,
miserably,
305
00:20:43,885 --> 00:20:47,355
but you're the only person
who loves me enough to try.
306
00:20:47,389 --> 00:20:49,724
One last foolish gesture?
307
00:20:50,826 --> 00:20:52,960
- Uh...
- Mm.
308
00:20:55,698 --> 00:20:57,967
Mmm...
309
00:21:01,817 --> 00:21:04,646
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