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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:03:22,125 --> 00:03:23,125 Hey, Ray. How's the wife? 2 00:03:25,325 --> 00:03:26,225 Well, it... 3 00:03:26,425 --> 00:03:27,459 How's the family? 4 00:03:43,025 --> 00:03:47,461 The first case I see here is Reardon v. Reardon. 5 00:03:48,582 --> 00:03:49,515 Will counsel please stand? 6 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,081 We're petitioning, Your Honor. 7 00:03:53,281 --> 00:03:54,181 And for the respondent? 8 00:03:56,648 --> 00:03:59,214 Mr. Reardon, I ask you again, where is your counsel? 9 00:04:00,288 --> 00:04:02,021 I fired him. 10 00:04:02,221 --> 00:04:03,688 I no longer contest any aspect of this divorce. 11 00:04:06,421 --> 00:04:09,221 Mr. Reardon, this court was prepared to render a judgment 12 00:04:09,421 --> 00:04:11,521 quite favorable to your interests. 13 00:04:11,721 --> 00:04:14,588 It was a mistake, Your Honor. She can have whatever she wants. 14 00:04:14,788 --> 00:04:17,221 We were impossible. We were like oil and water. 15 00:04:17,421 --> 00:04:18,621 I still love you. 16 00:04:18,821 --> 00:04:20,788 Me, too. 17 00:04:20,988 --> 00:04:22,921 That's what made it so hard to leave. 18 00:04:23,121 --> 00:04:25,121 Till you hit me. I slapped you. I pushed your face... 19 00:04:25,321 --> 00:04:26,721 With your hand. 20 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:28,021 Well, betrayal is not my best thing. 21 00:04:28,221 --> 00:04:30,000 Yeah, well, I know. 22 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,088 Yeah, well, I know. 23 00:04:31,288 --> 00:04:33,487 I'm not the only guy who gets upset if he finds his wife sleeping... 24 00:04:33,687 --> 00:04:36,321 Look, I wasn't strong enough to break away without it. 25 00:04:40,654 --> 00:04:41,354 He's a jerk. 26 00:04:42,688 --> 00:04:43,888 Of course he was a jerk. 27 00:04:45,654 --> 00:04:47,221 It's not easy to find someone like you. 28 00:04:49,021 --> 00:04:49,721 Try harder. 29 00:04:54,221 --> 00:04:55,354 Oh, God, I'm already jealous. 30 00:04:57,254 --> 00:04:59,221 I know you're going to find the right person, 31 00:04:59,428 --> 00:05:00,000 and when you do... 32 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:00,561 and when you do... 33 00:05:03,394 --> 00:05:04,494 She's going to be the luckiest woman alive. 34 00:05:15,961 --> 00:05:17,828 To a free man. 35 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:19,428 Fresh meat on the market. 36 00:05:19,761 --> 00:05:21,094 Thank you. 37 00:05:21,294 --> 00:05:23,428 May you never sleep alone. Thank you. 38 00:05:23,628 --> 00:05:25,161 I told you not to marry her. 39 00:05:25,361 --> 00:05:27,361 You two had absolutely nothing in common. 40 00:05:27,561 --> 00:05:29,194 Forget "in common," okay? She wasn't his type. 41 00:05:29,394 --> 00:05:30,000 Ray always went for brunettes. 42 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,094 Ray always went for brunettes. 43 00:05:31,294 --> 00:05:32,528 You're telling me. 44 00:05:32,728 --> 00:05:34,128 You're Larry's wife. 45 00:05:34,328 --> 00:05:36,294 Picky, picky. Plus, you're a lawyer. 46 00:05:36,494 --> 00:05:37,961 That's right. Ray likes artsy types. 47 00:05:38,161 --> 00:05:40,628 He likes them thin and dark and artistic. 48 00:05:40,828 --> 00:05:43,928 Right. So, are we talking sex here or marriage or... 49 00:05:44,128 --> 00:05:46,361 - What about love? - Love? 50 00:05:46,561 --> 00:05:49,494 But in the long term, you're interested in a family, right? 51 00:05:49,694 --> 00:05:53,694 I want everything. The kids, the dog, the Volvo. 52 00:05:53,894 --> 00:05:55,661 Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down on the family, sport. 53 00:05:55,861 --> 00:05:58,394 I mean, first you get laid, then you get laid. 54 00:05:58,594 --> 00:06:00,000 Exactly. There are many, many women out there. 55 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,268 Exactly. There are many, many women out there. 56 00:06:02,368 --> 00:06:03,568 Ah! 57 00:06:03,768 --> 00:06:05,434 Lots of skinny women, even. 58 00:06:05,634 --> 00:06:09,868 Anorexics. Yes. Dark, angelic anorexics. 59 00:06:10,068 --> 00:06:12,334 They're 33 years old, their biological clocks are tick-tock, 60 00:06:12,534 --> 00:06:14,168 tick-tock, tick-tock. 61 00:06:14,368 --> 00:06:16,534 Come now. I'm ovulating! 62 00:06:18,968 --> 00:06:19,668 I'm fertile today. 63 00:06:21,168 --> 00:06:21,668 Just today. 64 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:27,868 It kills me to say it, but I'm going to agree with Norman on this. 65 00:06:28,068 --> 00:06:29,768 You are attractive, 66 00:06:29,968 --> 00:06:30,000 you are straight, you are not overtly psychotic. 67 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,834 you are straight, you are not overtly psychotic. 68 00:06:34,068 --> 00:06:35,601 Oh, thank you. 69 00:06:35,801 --> 00:06:37,668 Listen. You just take your time, 70 00:06:37,868 --> 00:06:41,734 and don't you be a slave to your glandular reactions. 71 00:06:41,934 --> 00:06:45,734 By the way, have I ever mentioned that my family crest is actually a big gland? 72 00:06:48,401 --> 00:06:49,634 I rest my case. 73 00:06:54,468 --> 00:06:56,201 I am down on my knees. 74 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,001 I am begging you. 75 00:07:00,108 --> 00:07:01,708 All right. This is humiliating. 76 00:07:02,808 --> 00:07:04,574 Are you deaf? Huh? 77 00:07:04,774 --> 00:07:08,541 I'm guaranteeing you 100% return in six months. 78 00:07:08,741 --> 00:07:10,241 You're my friend, Norman. 79 00:07:10,441 --> 00:07:12,774 Sure. That's why I'm bringing you the deal. 80 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,274 I'm gonna loan money once, I'll do it again, 81 00:07:15,474 --> 00:07:17,208 and sooner or later, I'm gonna lose a friend. 82 00:07:17,408 --> 00:07:19,708 Great. Swell, so, I'm floating facedown. 83 00:07:23,074 --> 00:07:24,841 All right, look. 84 00:07:25,041 --> 00:07:26,408 You know, I wanted to emphasize the positive here. 85 00:07:26,608 --> 00:07:27,508 The money's not just... 86 00:07:30,041 --> 00:07:32,608 It would keep me alive another 72 hours, okay? 87 00:07:32,808 --> 00:07:35,008 Would your friendship allow you to do that? I love this. 88 00:07:36,674 --> 00:07:38,108 How much? For the investment? 89 00:07:39,208 --> 00:07:39,708 To save your life. 90 00:07:41,374 --> 00:07:43,341 Well, say, 20 grand. 91 00:07:46,308 --> 00:07:47,574 I'll give you half. 92 00:07:47,774 --> 00:07:49,974 You'll save half my life? 93 00:07:50,174 --> 00:07:51,574 See, this isn't good. Between friends... Just forget the whole thing. 94 00:07:51,774 --> 00:07:54,008 No, no, I need the bucks. 95 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:56,341 It's just that I know you can afford more, and I'm wondering... 96 00:07:56,541 --> 00:07:58,841 This isn't my job to rescue you from yourself, all right? 97 00:08:02,748 --> 00:08:03,648 You're going to regret this. 98 00:08:04,948 --> 00:08:06,481 What? 99 00:08:06,681 --> 00:08:08,248 A year or two, fortunes could change. 100 00:08:08,448 --> 00:08:08,848 You could come to me wanting something. 101 00:08:12,614 --> 00:08:14,981 See. See what happened here? 102 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:17,581 It's the same with girls. A little friendly advice. 103 00:08:17,781 --> 00:08:19,414 Remember the girls I set you up with? 104 00:08:19,614 --> 00:08:21,281 Norman, those women were... I'll do better, okay? 105 00:08:21,481 --> 00:08:22,914 The point is they told me what you give off. 106 00:08:23,114 --> 00:08:24,781 You know, you're lonely. 107 00:08:24,981 --> 00:08:27,214 It's understandable, but it comes off needy, 108 00:08:27,414 --> 00:08:29,548 just like I was here, and it's bad technique. 109 00:08:30,848 --> 00:08:32,248 They said I was needy? 110 00:08:32,448 --> 00:08:34,414 Desperate. 111 00:08:34,614 --> 00:08:36,248 So, look, they're throwing me a party next week, okay? 112 00:08:36,448 --> 00:08:37,648 34 years old and still an asshole. 113 00:08:37,848 --> 00:08:39,681 They said I was needy? 114 00:08:39,881 --> 00:08:41,814 Forget that. I'm trying to tell you something. 115 00:08:42,014 --> 00:08:43,348 I invited a girl there. Brunette, Midwest, so forth. 116 00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:45,614 Perfect for you. No, I... Please. 117 00:08:45,814 --> 00:08:46,548 Tits? Did someone say tits? 118 00:08:48,048 --> 00:08:50,348 Like pears. 119 00:08:50,548 --> 00:08:53,114 Huh? And not the hard green ones, either. 120 00:08:53,314 --> 00:08:55,481 The juicy Comice you get in the box from Oregon. Harry and David. 121 00:08:55,681 --> 00:08:59,121 Norman, I'm coming to your party as your friend, all right? 122 00:08:59,321 --> 00:09:00,000 But please promise me you won't introduce me to any more women. 123 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,854 But please promise me you won't introduce me to any more women. 124 00:09:03,054 --> 00:09:05,154 Exactly my point, if you'd let me finish. 125 00:09:05,354 --> 00:09:06,088 Believe me, I can find her myself. 126 00:09:07,221 --> 00:09:09,254 Who says no? 127 00:09:09,454 --> 00:09:10,188 Hey, a safe doesn't have to fall on me. 128 00:09:12,154 --> 00:09:13,554 We still friends? 129 00:09:13,754 --> 00:09:14,688 Can I go back to work now? 130 00:09:19,621 --> 00:09:21,821 And thanks for the 20 G's. Uh-uh. 131 00:09:22,021 --> 00:09:22,488 Ten, ten! 132 00:09:27,454 --> 00:09:30,000 After completing the novel, I went back to my work on the particle accelerator. 133 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:30,454 After completing the novel, I went back to my work on the particle accelerator. 134 00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:33,054 What is that, lycra? 135 00:09:33,254 --> 00:09:35,721 Norman is the only person I know who can turn his birthday into a scam. 136 00:09:35,921 --> 00:09:39,421 I mean, God. He's not paying for food, drinks. 137 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:44,054 He's providing the idiots who might buy the work of this artist. 138 00:09:44,254 --> 00:09:45,788 Is that the artist? The cowboy? 139 00:09:45,988 --> 00:09:46,754 Of course that's him. 140 00:09:49,021 --> 00:09:53,088 Guns and buns. It's not that bad. 141 00:09:53,288 --> 00:09:56,188 I guarantee you, if there are any sales tonight, Norman's friends... 142 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:58,388 I bet he's gonna get a piece of it. 143 00:09:58,588 --> 00:09:59,994 Speaking of which, did he come to you about this crazy... 144 00:10:00,194 --> 00:10:01,928 Oh, the jackpot idea. 100 grand? 145 00:10:02,128 --> 00:10:03,261 - Yeah. - Yes, sir. 146 00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:05,428 He got the money. What? 147 00:10:05,628 --> 00:10:07,528 Well, he must have, 'cause one day, he was hawking me, 148 00:10:07,728 --> 00:10:09,428 and I mean, I'm a harder sell than you are, right? 149 00:10:09,628 --> 00:10:11,194 I got two kids, private school, 150 00:10:11,394 --> 00:10:12,428 Elaine's starting her own law firm... 151 00:10:12,628 --> 00:10:13,961 Penguin joke. 152 00:10:14,161 --> 00:10:15,228 So the guy says... Again? 153 00:10:15,428 --> 00:10:16,461 "Hey! Where you going?" 154 00:10:22,891 --> 00:10:23,857 Are you Ray? 155 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,091 Hey, did I... 156 00:10:26,291 --> 00:10:28,691 I'm Cheryl, Norman's friend. 157 00:10:30,557 --> 00:10:32,824 Right. That's right. Good to see you. 158 00:10:33,024 --> 00:10:34,891 I'm... Norman told me. 159 00:10:35,091 --> 00:10:36,757 I know, I know. 160 00:10:36,957 --> 00:10:38,757 According to him, we're practically engaged. 161 00:10:38,957 --> 00:10:40,491 We are? Yeah. 162 00:10:46,591 --> 00:10:48,157 I just love a sense of humor in a man. 163 00:10:50,491 --> 00:10:54,024 You know, I think laughter is the greatest aphrodisiac. 164 00:10:55,491 --> 00:10:57,091 Don't you agree? 165 00:10:57,291 --> 00:10:59,124 In the right circumstances, yes. 166 00:10:59,324 --> 00:11:00,000 You know, it's strange. 167 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:00,164 You know, it's strange. 168 00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:03,331 I feel something. 169 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,331 Do you feel something? 170 00:11:06,531 --> 00:11:07,964 I usually feel something. 171 00:11:08,164 --> 00:11:09,697 No, not like that. I mean... 172 00:11:11,697 --> 00:11:13,431 You know, when two people fix you up. 173 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:14,831 "You two will be perfect for each other." 174 00:11:15,031 --> 00:11:16,764 Blah, blah, splat, splat. 175 00:11:16,964 --> 00:11:18,864 I mean, usually, it's just awful, right? 176 00:11:20,031 --> 00:11:22,097 Right. 177 00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:25,264 But just somehow, just this moment we're having right now... 178 00:11:26,897 --> 00:11:27,831 This moment? 179 00:11:28,031 --> 00:11:28,531 Yeah. 180 00:11:31,797 --> 00:11:35,731 Look, I don't want to be forward, but would you, you know... 181 00:11:35,931 --> 00:11:37,531 Like to go someplace else? 182 00:11:39,997 --> 00:11:41,497 Yes, actually, I, um... 183 00:11:44,264 --> 00:11:46,031 Would you excuse me for a moment? What? 184 00:11:47,397 --> 00:11:50,831 I don't want to be rude, 185 00:11:51,031 --> 00:11:53,564 but there's something that I must tell Norman. 186 00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:58,264 So, you... All right? 187 00:11:58,464 --> 00:12:00,000 I'm... Shit! 188 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,137 I'm... Shit! 189 00:12:00,337 --> 00:12:01,837 Will you look where you're going? Oh, Jesus! 190 00:12:02,037 --> 00:12:03,871 This is wine. You've ruined it. Sorry. 191 00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,504 Get your hands off me! It's bad enough you ruined my dress! 192 00:12:05,704 --> 00:12:07,004 I was just turning away from... 193 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:08,704 You don't like me. 194 00:12:08,904 --> 00:12:09,937 No. No, no, no. 195 00:12:10,137 --> 00:12:11,804 What did he do to you? 196 00:12:12,004 --> 00:12:15,504 He is just unbelievably rude! 197 00:12:15,704 --> 00:12:17,804 Ugh! You're not kidding. 198 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:21,404 I was trying to say it was an accident. I was turning away... 199 00:12:21,604 --> 00:12:24,137 Save it! Why don't you apologize first and foremost 200 00:12:24,337 --> 00:12:25,837 to your girlfriend, and leave me alone. 201 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:26,537 She's... 202 00:12:29,404 --> 00:12:30,000 Oh, God. 203 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,371 Oh, God. 204 00:12:31,571 --> 00:12:33,404 Look, please. I'm sure you're a wonderful person. 205 00:12:40,404 --> 00:12:40,937 This jerk spilled wine on me. 206 00:12:44,004 --> 00:12:46,637 Hey, sport. How do you like my party? 207 00:12:46,837 --> 00:12:49,904 If you ever set me up with another woman, I'm gonna kill you. Understand? 208 00:12:50,104 --> 00:12:51,604 Sure. Sure. Why didn't you say something before? 209 00:12:54,671 --> 00:12:55,437 Happy birthday. 210 00:12:55,637 --> 00:12:56,204 Thank you. 211 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:16,577 Oh, God, I'm embarrassed. 212 00:13:19,877 --> 00:13:20,844 Last week. The wine. 213 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,844 Bitch of the Western world. 214 00:13:24,044 --> 00:13:24,411 Oh, right. 215 00:13:26,611 --> 00:13:27,344 I'm sorry. I have to apologize. 216 00:13:29,177 --> 00:13:30,000 No, no, no. No, I'm the one... I spilled... 217 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,777 No, no, no. No, I'm the one... I spilled... 218 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,877 No, I'm a klutz. Things like that are always happening to me. 219 00:13:35,077 --> 00:13:38,677 It embarrasses me, and I took it out on you. 220 00:13:38,877 --> 00:13:40,244 Plus I'd just bought that dress. 221 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:41,044 I was trying to impress this guy. 222 00:13:42,877 --> 00:13:43,411 Did it work? 223 00:13:45,444 --> 00:13:47,177 Yeah. He was impressed with what a bitch I am. 224 00:13:50,477 --> 00:13:50,911 Um... 225 00:13:53,844 --> 00:13:55,477 I'm really sorry I ruined your evening. If you want me to pay... 226 00:13:55,677 --> 00:13:57,577 No, you did me a favor. 227 00:13:57,777 --> 00:13:59,351 I might have gone for that guy and I don't need that right now. 228 00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:02,784 Besides, you changed my life. 229 00:14:04,951 --> 00:14:06,217 I switched from French wine to French water. 230 00:14:08,884 --> 00:14:11,217 So, anyway, sorry, thanks, and... 231 00:14:12,817 --> 00:14:13,251 Bye. 232 00:14:24,017 --> 00:14:24,584 I'm Ray. 233 00:14:27,984 --> 00:14:28,417 Lena. 234 00:14:30,917 --> 00:14:31,551 Hi, Lena. 235 00:15:01,957 --> 00:15:02,824 Hi. 236 00:15:03,024 --> 00:15:03,524 Hi. 237 00:15:05,957 --> 00:15:07,257 I know, I know. It's junk. 238 00:15:07,457 --> 00:15:09,124 I'm poisoning my body. 239 00:15:09,324 --> 00:15:11,691 Oh, but I got the water. 240 00:15:11,891 --> 00:15:13,824 Anyway, I believe in body wisdom. 241 00:15:14,024 --> 00:15:15,057 If your body craves something, that's what it needs. 242 00:15:17,591 --> 00:15:19,691 So what have you got here? Lonely guy specials? 243 00:15:22,157 --> 00:15:23,657 They have a very good selection here. 244 00:15:23,857 --> 00:15:24,291 I think the manager's a bachelor. 245 00:15:27,091 --> 00:15:29,324 You don't have a girlfriend? 246 00:15:29,524 --> 00:15:30,000 The girl at the art gallery, the one you made cry? 247 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,391 The girl at the art gallery, the one you made cry? 248 00:15:32,591 --> 00:15:35,057 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 249 00:15:35,257 --> 00:15:38,257 She, uh... No, she was... She was trying to rape me. 250 00:15:38,457 --> 00:15:39,124 Was this on special? 251 00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:42,591 I don't know. 252 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,791 How did you come to that party? Are you a friend of Norman's? 253 00:15:44,991 --> 00:15:46,524 A girlfriend of mine knows the artist. 254 00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:47,457 Wild Bill Hickok? 255 00:15:48,724 --> 00:15:49,591 Yeah, he was kind of... 256 00:15:51,424 --> 00:15:52,791 You want to get a cup of coffee? 257 00:15:52,991 --> 00:15:54,624 $23.17. 258 00:15:54,824 --> 00:15:56,124 Or a glass of French water? 259 00:15:58,557 --> 00:15:59,397 Actually, I haven't eaten yet, so... 260 00:15:59,597 --> 00:16:00,000 Me either. 261 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:00,197 Me either. 262 00:16:06,697 --> 00:16:07,631 So, I'm VP Sales. 263 00:16:10,464 --> 00:16:13,364 I'm moving up, then the CEO decides he likes me. 264 00:16:15,964 --> 00:16:18,064 I say no, but he's used to getting what he wants. 265 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:22,531 I have to threaten to call his wife. 266 00:16:24,764 --> 00:16:26,064 So, of course he fires me. 267 00:16:28,231 --> 00:16:30,000 He spreads the word. It's a small community. 268 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,064 He spreads the word. It's a small community. 269 00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,231 I couldn't get hired anywhere in New York. 270 00:16:35,564 --> 00:16:37,631 You should have gone to court and filed some... 271 00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,797 Sure. If, as he put it, I wanted to hear 272 00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:42,897 every guy in the company testify that they'd had me. 273 00:16:44,864 --> 00:16:46,131 I moved out here instead. 274 00:16:53,231 --> 00:16:53,964 What a terrible... 275 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:57,115 Yeah. 276 00:17:09,021 --> 00:17:09,821 I've never done this before. 277 00:17:11,021 --> 00:17:11,755 Had supper? 278 00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:14,621 Pick somebody up at a supermarket. 279 00:17:16,621 --> 00:17:18,588 You didn't pick me up. We bumped into each other. 280 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,088 Still, you know what I mean, usually, you meet somebody... 281 00:17:23,555 --> 00:17:25,855 You work together, or a friend introduces. 282 00:17:26,055 --> 00:17:29,321 Not just a complete stranger. 283 00:17:33,555 --> 00:17:35,088 Getting to know someone is like peeling an onion. 284 00:17:36,255 --> 00:17:36,821 It makes you cry? 285 00:17:38,021 --> 00:17:38,288 No. 286 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:42,188 Layers and more layers. 287 00:17:47,988 --> 00:17:48,588 Well... 288 00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:52,288 I think we should go. 289 00:18:00,061 --> 00:18:00,795 I do business in Japan. 290 00:18:09,428 --> 00:18:10,261 Where'd you learn to speak it? 291 00:18:12,028 --> 00:18:13,928 I studied it at Swarthmore. 292 00:18:14,128 --> 00:18:16,928 I've forgotten most of it, but I love the concept of Japanese. 293 00:18:18,895 --> 00:18:19,861 Symbols, not letters. 294 00:18:21,395 --> 00:18:22,128 This is it. 295 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,428 Where I live. 296 00:18:25,628 --> 00:18:26,461 Oh. 297 00:18:31,195 --> 00:18:31,461 This was great. 298 00:18:34,261 --> 00:18:35,461 Yeah, thanks for dinner. 299 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:39,928 Uh... 300 00:18:43,695 --> 00:18:45,628 You think I could come up? I mean, just for five minutes? 301 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,361 It wouldn't take five minutes. 302 00:18:58,964 --> 00:19:00,000 Look, the law doesn't matter. This is politics. 303 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,037 Look, the law doesn't matter. This is politics. 304 00:19:01,237 --> 00:19:03,070 Now, if we take him to court, we'll win, 305 00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:05,070 but because he has a vote on the planning commission, 306 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,570 right now he's a better architect than you. 307 00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,870 That's the law. 308 00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:09,104 Excuse me, sir? 309 00:19:09,304 --> 00:19:10,437 Not now, Sally. 310 00:19:10,637 --> 00:19:11,670 Norman's on line two. 311 00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:14,170 Uh, sorry, Hal. 312 00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:18,437 Well? 313 00:19:18,637 --> 00:19:21,070 It's Wednesday, I got my Wednesday afternoon golf game, 314 00:19:21,270 --> 00:19:23,337 and I'm out here with a mobile phone trying to track down some chick. 315 00:19:23,537 --> 00:19:25,370 Nobody knows her, okay? Nobody. Forget her. 316 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:27,304 Okay. Thanks for trying. 317 00:19:47,337 --> 00:19:48,337 Thank you. Good night. 318 00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:04,210 See you soon, sweetie. 319 00:20:49,210 --> 00:20:50,244 - Yeah, what do you want? - Sorry. I'm sorry. 320 00:20:57,077 --> 00:20:57,444 Hello? Hi. 321 00:20:58,910 --> 00:20:59,550 Lena. Hi. 322 00:21:01,617 --> 00:21:03,384 Hello? Yeah? 323 00:21:03,584 --> 00:21:06,050 Hi, this is Ray. Reardon. From last night. 324 00:21:08,617 --> 00:21:10,450 Do... I remember. 325 00:21:10,650 --> 00:21:14,750 I, um... I don't have your phone number. 326 00:21:14,950 --> 00:21:17,417 I don't know your last name, so there was no way for me to get in touch. 327 00:21:20,477 --> 00:21:20,943 Uh-huh. 328 00:21:22,743 --> 00:21:24,477 Do you wanna go out? Come out? 329 00:21:24,677 --> 00:21:25,677 Now or later or... 330 00:21:29,910 --> 00:21:30,000 Meet someplace or something? 331 00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:30,477 Meet someplace or something? 332 00:21:32,910 --> 00:21:35,310 Or do, uh... Do you have a phone number? 333 00:21:45,877 --> 00:21:46,610 Hello? 334 00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:48,310 Come on in. 335 00:21:59,917 --> 00:22:00,000 I'll be right out. 336 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,283 I'll be right out. 337 00:22:11,550 --> 00:22:12,417 I was just taking a shower. 338 00:22:22,383 --> 00:22:23,317 Hi. 339 00:22:23,517 --> 00:22:24,983 Hi. 340 00:22:25,183 --> 00:22:27,083 I have these same columns in my office. 341 00:22:34,217 --> 00:22:35,450 I hope I'm not intruding. 342 00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:37,083 I don't mind. 343 00:22:39,583 --> 00:22:41,783 I was waiting outside when I saw you come in. 344 00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:45,750 Why didn't you say hello? 345 00:22:48,417 --> 00:22:50,817 Well... 346 00:22:51,017 --> 00:22:53,017 It's strange, don't you think, watching me and not saying anything? 347 00:22:54,250 --> 00:22:54,950 I know. I just, uh... 348 00:22:56,683 --> 00:22:58,083 You were with that guy, so... 349 00:22:59,250 --> 00:22:59,790 Tony. 350 00:23:02,557 --> 00:23:04,623 Yeah, and you kissed him downstairs, and I just... 351 00:23:06,457 --> 00:23:07,357 And you thought? 352 00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:11,790 Well, uh, maybe that you lived with him, 353 00:23:11,990 --> 00:23:13,690 and, uh, he went to buy eggs or... 354 00:23:18,123 --> 00:23:18,790 Tony's a friend. 355 00:23:20,990 --> 00:23:21,623 Oh. Well. 356 00:23:23,923 --> 00:23:24,490 He's gay. 357 00:23:26,223 --> 00:23:26,623 Oh. 358 00:23:28,990 --> 00:23:29,957 Not that it's your business. 359 00:23:31,090 --> 00:23:31,523 No. 360 00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:36,690 Well... 361 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:46,023 Something's changed from last night. 362 00:23:50,390 --> 00:23:51,123 Yes, it has. 363 00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:56,190 Why? What's the problem? 364 00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:03,597 I like you. 365 00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:07,597 That's the problem. 366 00:24:10,830 --> 00:24:11,797 I really like you. 367 00:24:23,030 --> 00:24:24,130 That's not a problem. 368 00:25:46,070 --> 00:25:48,537 I haven't seen them, I haven't talked to them. 369 00:25:50,470 --> 00:25:50,970 They're... 370 00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:56,003 Are you sure you want to hear this? 371 00:25:56,203 --> 00:25:56,670 Yes. 372 00:26:03,977 --> 00:26:05,277 My mother used to hit me a lot. 373 00:26:10,143 --> 00:26:11,343 Big things, little things. 374 00:26:16,010 --> 00:26:16,677 No reason at all. 375 00:26:20,243 --> 00:26:21,543 Nothing put her in a good mood like... 376 00:26:29,077 --> 00:26:30,000 My father watched. 377 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:30,310 My father watched. 378 00:26:35,410 --> 00:26:36,677 I realized they never wanted me. 379 00:26:39,010 --> 00:26:40,077 I left as soon as I could. 380 00:26:44,143 --> 00:26:45,210 Never even sent them a postcard. 381 00:26:59,010 --> 00:26:59,683 You're so beautiful. 382 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:02,150 Don't say that. 383 00:27:03,383 --> 00:27:04,483 Why? 384 00:27:04,683 --> 00:27:05,117 Just don't. 385 00:27:09,917 --> 00:27:10,317 Yeah. 386 00:27:17,583 --> 00:27:19,250 Look, just 'cause I'm halfway pretty, 387 00:27:19,450 --> 00:27:20,483 guys look in my eyes and think they know me. 388 00:27:22,383 --> 00:27:23,517 Like I'm their fantasy. 389 00:27:28,083 --> 00:27:29,550 I'm just a regular, screwed-up person. 390 00:27:32,950 --> 00:27:34,517 So when you say I'm beautiful, 391 00:27:34,717 --> 00:27:36,050 it's like you're not seeing me at all. 392 00:27:36,250 --> 00:27:36,983 Yes, I am. 393 00:27:38,083 --> 00:27:38,483 No. 394 00:27:43,283 --> 00:27:46,317 "Only God, my dear Could love you for yourself alone 395 00:27:46,517 --> 00:27:47,650 "And not your yellow hair." 396 00:27:51,883 --> 00:27:52,383 Yeats. 397 00:28:05,423 --> 00:28:08,757 No boundaries, very dangerous. 398 00:28:08,957 --> 00:28:10,190 I thought that's the way it was supposed to be in storybooks. 399 00:28:12,157 --> 00:28:13,657 Storybooks are stories in books. 400 00:28:13,857 --> 00:28:14,557 This is real life. 401 00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:27,057 You're still... 402 00:28:30,523 --> 00:28:31,490 I've got to go. I've got to... No. 403 00:28:33,857 --> 00:28:35,457 Oh, no, you don't. 404 00:28:37,390 --> 00:28:38,990 You're the boss, right? 405 00:28:39,190 --> 00:28:40,157 Call unwell, take a day off. 406 00:28:41,523 --> 00:28:42,290 That simple? 407 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:46,057 That simple. 408 00:28:48,557 --> 00:28:49,457 I thought we might take a shower. 409 00:28:51,657 --> 00:28:52,890 Yeah? 410 00:28:54,057 --> 00:28:54,657 A nice, long one. 411 00:28:56,557 --> 00:28:57,057 Yeah. 412 00:28:58,757 --> 00:28:59,897 We can make love for an hour or so. 413 00:29:02,897 --> 00:29:03,997 So we can just keep on doing this? 414 00:29:10,730 --> 00:29:11,330 For how long? 415 00:30:09,803 --> 00:30:10,637 I'm so happy for him. 416 00:30:16,703 --> 00:30:17,170 I mean it. 417 00:30:26,370 --> 00:30:27,870 Ray, buddy, I have to tell you, 418 00:30:28,070 --> 00:30:30,000 that is a beautiful piece of ass. 419 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:30,637 that is a beautiful piece of ass. 420 00:30:30,837 --> 00:30:32,203 I can't believe the most gorgeous creature I've ever seen, 421 00:30:32,403 --> 00:30:34,470 she chose me. 422 00:30:34,670 --> 00:30:36,770 Does she have any sisters, friends, fourth cousin? Anything? 423 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:40,103 She burned all her bridges when she left New York. Her only friends are... 424 00:30:40,303 --> 00:30:42,303 Ah. They're already so happy together. ...those two over there. 425 00:30:47,203 --> 00:30:48,537 By the way, I think our friend Larry's a little jealous of you. 426 00:30:48,737 --> 00:30:50,370 What? 427 00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:51,903 Yes, because you're basically disgusting. 428 00:30:52,103 --> 00:30:53,237 You have it all. 429 00:30:53,437 --> 00:30:53,837 I do. 430 00:30:57,370 --> 00:30:59,810 Oh! I haven't danced so much since... 431 00:31:00,010 --> 00:31:01,710 Whoa. She's strong too. Did you see how much she was whirling me around out there? 432 00:31:01,910 --> 00:31:03,077 Ow. I'm sorry. 433 00:31:03,277 --> 00:31:04,277 Wow! It's nothing. 434 00:31:04,477 --> 00:31:06,510 Look at that bruise. 435 00:31:06,710 --> 00:31:08,443 You and Ray like the rough stuff? Why didn't you tell me? 436 00:31:08,643 --> 00:31:10,043 I've got some equipment I can lend you. 437 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:11,443 No, I'm a klutz. 438 00:31:11,643 --> 00:31:12,443 Don't. I... 439 00:31:14,777 --> 00:31:16,943 Oh, Jesus! Look. My parents dancing together. 440 00:31:24,943 --> 00:31:26,110 Baby, let's never end up like that, okay? 441 00:31:29,410 --> 00:31:29,843 Okay? 442 00:31:37,443 --> 00:31:38,610 Congratulations! 443 00:31:48,010 --> 00:31:48,577 Geez. 444 00:31:50,143 --> 00:31:50,777 It's over. 445 00:31:53,177 --> 00:31:54,443 Over? It's just beginning. 446 00:31:58,777 --> 00:31:59,717 You're not kidding. 447 00:32:23,450 --> 00:32:26,083 Hey, Ray. I hear you got married. 448 00:32:26,283 --> 00:32:28,083 That's beautiful. That's gorgeous. Who is she? 449 00:32:29,850 --> 00:32:30,000 Well, her name is... Oh, that's swell. 450 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,917 Well, her name is... Oh, that's swell. 451 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,083 The girl of your dreams, huh? Huh? 452 00:32:34,283 --> 00:32:35,850 Did you get her here? 453 00:32:36,050 --> 00:32:36,350 Here? 454 00:32:38,150 --> 00:32:39,650 At our booth. Our most popular exhibit. 455 00:32:47,783 --> 00:32:49,383 Well, maybe I should... 456 00:32:49,583 --> 00:32:51,450 What, are you crazy? What, are you nuts? 457 00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:53,350 You don't want to find out you got the wrong one. 458 00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:54,950 Let's go to the fun house. 459 00:33:21,109 --> 00:33:22,309 She looks just like you. 460 00:33:40,461 --> 00:33:41,127 Two years. 461 00:33:50,327 --> 00:33:50,994 I love you. 462 00:33:56,327 --> 00:33:57,327 I never thought 463 00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:04,534 it would be possible for me to have such a normal life. 464 00:34:13,634 --> 00:34:15,001 My uncle used to say... 465 00:34:15,201 --> 00:34:16,734 Sissy? Aren't you Sissy? 466 00:34:18,101 --> 00:34:19,534 Excuse me? 467 00:34:19,734 --> 00:34:21,401 Piru, Texas. I'm Cora's sister. 468 00:34:23,534 --> 00:34:24,334 I'm Lena Mathers, now Lena Reardon. 469 00:34:25,534 --> 00:34:26,334 Dayton, Ohio. 470 00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:30,000 Oh. I'm sorry. Your voice isn't quite... 471 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,901 Oh. I'm sorry. Your voice isn't quite... 472 00:34:34,434 --> 00:34:35,501 Just for a minute, I thought... 473 00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:37,501 I'm very sorry. 474 00:34:38,667 --> 00:34:39,401 That's okay. 475 00:34:44,434 --> 00:34:46,234 That's so strange. 476 00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:47,534 This woman, Sissy something... 477 00:34:50,434 --> 00:34:53,034 That's twice that's happened. 478 00:34:53,234 --> 00:34:55,234 Once in New York, and now here. 479 00:34:55,434 --> 00:34:57,201 She looks exactly like me. 480 00:34:57,401 --> 00:34:59,267 Maybe she's my double, my doppelganger. 481 00:35:01,507 --> 00:35:02,874 She's the one who's really alive. 482 00:35:03,074 --> 00:35:05,407 I'm just... You don't feel alive? 483 00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:07,874 Of course I do. 484 00:35:08,074 --> 00:35:09,874 Only, doesn't life seem sometimes like this 485 00:35:12,207 --> 00:35:13,341 very strange dream? 486 00:35:16,541 --> 00:35:17,674 I hope I don't wake up. 487 00:35:44,107 --> 00:35:45,141 I'll let you know. 488 00:35:49,007 --> 00:35:51,441 Don't say that. 489 00:35:51,641 --> 00:35:53,341 Okay. I'll talk to you later. All right. Bye. 490 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:55,707 Hi. Who was that? 491 00:35:57,507 --> 00:35:58,374 Debby from my dance class. 492 00:36:00,047 --> 00:36:01,514 Stuff in her marriage is insane. 493 00:36:03,181 --> 00:36:03,881 Have I met Debby? 494 00:36:07,281 --> 00:36:10,781 No, 'cause, well, she's great, but her husband is... 495 00:36:10,981 --> 00:36:12,347 It's an unusual combination. 496 00:36:12,547 --> 00:36:13,847 He's a psychopath, and he's boring. 497 00:36:16,247 --> 00:36:17,181 That is unusual. 498 00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:21,114 So how was your day? 499 00:36:21,314 --> 00:36:22,314 Any news on the Mura job? 500 00:36:23,547 --> 00:36:25,014 No. It looks good. 501 00:36:27,081 --> 00:36:28,014 Huh? 502 00:36:30,581 --> 00:36:31,847 What's up with you, hmm? 503 00:36:38,314 --> 00:36:38,847 I'm sorry. 504 00:36:40,514 --> 00:36:41,447 I just haven't felt very... 505 00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:42,314 It's okay. 506 00:36:44,214 --> 00:36:45,347 I hope it'll come back. 507 00:36:47,814 --> 00:36:49,481 It will. The doctor said it'll take time. 508 00:37:00,054 --> 00:37:02,254 So how's it feel? 509 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:03,554 It's like it's become a business or something. 510 00:37:03,887 --> 00:37:05,387 A partnership. 511 00:37:05,587 --> 00:37:08,154 That's what marriage is. Well, I don't like it. 512 00:37:08,354 --> 00:37:11,187 You're not the only one. 513 00:37:11,387 --> 00:37:14,387 Plus I get these weird jealousies, suspicions. 514 00:37:16,287 --> 00:37:17,754 Oh, yeah? Like what? 515 00:37:20,987 --> 00:37:23,921 Oh, that's normal, too. 516 00:37:24,121 --> 00:37:25,421 Usually it's just a way of driving yourself crazy. 517 00:37:26,787 --> 00:37:27,521 But not always? 518 00:37:30,354 --> 00:37:32,121 No. No, not always. 519 00:37:35,687 --> 00:37:36,921 What are you saying? Elaine has... 520 00:37:40,487 --> 00:37:42,954 Sometimes everything's a clue, 521 00:37:43,287 --> 00:37:46,487 and what you think is paranoia is actually heightened awareness. 522 00:37:48,821 --> 00:37:49,854 That's too bad. 523 00:37:50,054 --> 00:37:50,754 Not at all. 524 00:37:53,021 --> 00:37:54,421 What's sauce for the goose... 525 00:37:59,794 --> 00:38:00,000 I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. 526 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,927 I'm sorry. I don't know what happened. 527 00:38:02,127 --> 00:38:03,694 Mr. Mura's never late. 528 00:38:03,894 --> 00:38:04,727 Oh, no, no. Don't even think about it. 529 00:38:17,794 --> 00:38:19,027 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 530 00:38:21,427 --> 00:38:23,794 It's just we've spoken on the phone so many times, 531 00:38:23,994 --> 00:38:26,694 and I never had any idea that you were so attractive. 532 00:38:28,194 --> 00:38:29,994 Thank you. 533 00:38:30,194 --> 00:38:34,227 But personally, I prefer brains to beauty, don't you? 534 00:38:34,427 --> 00:38:36,361 No, of course. Yes. I, um... 535 00:38:39,094 --> 00:38:41,261 I mean, I didn't endure the four years at Swarthmore in order to... 536 00:38:41,461 --> 00:38:42,227 You went to Swarthmore? 537 00:38:43,094 --> 00:38:43,561 Yes. 538 00:38:44,694 --> 00:38:45,227 So did my wife. 539 00:38:46,227 --> 00:38:46,827 Really? 540 00:38:48,294 --> 00:38:49,361 So, what year were you? 541 00:38:50,827 --> 00:38:52,027 Swarthmore? '83. 542 00:38:53,794 --> 00:38:56,727 Well, then, did you know Lena Mathers? 543 00:38:59,534 --> 00:39:00,000 I don't think so. No. 544 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,867 I don't think so. No. 545 00:39:02,501 --> 00:39:04,401 But those years were crazy. 546 00:39:04,601 --> 00:39:06,201 Between the frenzy for grades and jobs and... 547 00:39:07,934 --> 00:39:09,567 Then, in the middle of all of that, 548 00:39:09,767 --> 00:39:11,701 the president of the college, Sam Shaw, 549 00:39:11,901 --> 00:39:14,001 died of a heart attack as he was speaking to us. 550 00:39:16,534 --> 00:39:17,767 I hardly remember my best friends. 551 00:39:19,134 --> 00:39:19,934 Oh, Mr. Mura. 552 00:39:33,301 --> 00:39:34,167 It's beautiful. 553 00:39:42,101 --> 00:39:43,401 We're going to Japan. 554 00:39:43,601 --> 00:39:45,001 We are? Mmm-hmm. 555 00:39:45,201 --> 00:39:46,867 You got the Mura job? Mmm-hmm. 556 00:39:47,067 --> 00:39:49,867 That's great. It is great. 557 00:39:50,067 --> 00:39:52,767 This building is going to be like nothing else in the whole world. 558 00:39:55,867 --> 00:39:56,901 I'm so proud of you. 559 00:39:59,174 --> 00:40:00,000 By the way, what year were you at Swarthmore? 560 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,274 By the way, what year were you at Swarthmore? 561 00:40:01,807 --> 00:40:03,574 '84. Why? 562 00:40:03,774 --> 00:40:05,141 This woman who works for Mura, Celine Rogers, 563 00:40:07,007 --> 00:40:07,941 she was there at the same time. 564 00:40:09,874 --> 00:40:11,407 I don't remember her. 565 00:40:11,607 --> 00:40:12,307 No. She didn't remember you, either. 566 00:40:14,441 --> 00:40:15,374 Remember Sam Shaw? 567 00:40:18,774 --> 00:40:19,274 Who? 568 00:40:20,874 --> 00:40:22,007 Died of a heart attack. 569 00:40:24,974 --> 00:40:27,241 Oh, he was a classmate. 570 00:40:27,441 --> 00:40:28,107 God, he died of a heart attack? 571 00:40:30,207 --> 00:40:31,141 It's scary, isn't it? 572 00:40:32,274 --> 00:40:32,974 Someone my age. 573 00:40:35,041 --> 00:40:36,674 Bad things can just come out of nowhere. 574 00:40:44,974 --> 00:40:45,541 Exactly. 575 00:42:05,787 --> 00:42:06,821 Can I help you find something? 576 00:42:12,287 --> 00:42:13,521 Is your real name Sissy? 577 00:42:15,715 --> 00:42:16,282 What? 578 00:42:17,382 --> 00:42:18,182 You heard me. 579 00:42:20,282 --> 00:42:22,248 You mean am I really this other woman who looks like me? 580 00:42:22,448 --> 00:42:24,415 Yeah. 581 00:42:24,615 --> 00:42:26,748 Like a sci-fi thing. We've been switched or something. 582 00:42:26,948 --> 00:42:29,148 Not like sci-fi, like real. Like are you really her? 583 00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:34,582 I don't know, Ray. I never studied philosophy. 584 00:42:34,782 --> 00:42:35,982 Questions like that make my head hurt. 585 00:42:49,916 --> 00:42:51,216 I forgot to have Sally go to the bank. 586 00:42:51,416 --> 00:42:52,182 I need some cash. 587 00:42:54,516 --> 00:42:55,216 No problem. 588 00:43:07,022 --> 00:43:08,756 Now, you tell Mr. Mura 589 00:43:08,956 --> 00:43:10,489 he can't keep you east long or I'll die of loneliness. 590 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:11,656 I will. Bye-bye. 591 00:43:13,022 --> 00:43:15,522 Ray. Kiss me. 592 00:43:25,056 --> 00:43:26,422 I love you, Lena. I love you. 593 00:43:27,656 --> 00:43:28,489 I love you, too. 594 00:43:33,156 --> 00:43:33,656 Bye. 595 00:43:42,522 --> 00:43:46,056 We welcome you back to WTXE, right here in Piru, Texas, 596 00:43:46,256 --> 00:43:47,022 home of the sawed-off shotgun. 597 00:43:48,422 --> 00:43:49,489 If you don't like our music... 598 00:43:50,956 --> 00:43:53,256 ...leave town. 599 00:43:53,456 --> 00:43:55,489 ♪ So you're at the end of your wits 600 00:43:55,689 --> 00:43:56,422 ♪ The end of your rope 601 00:43:58,856 --> 00:44:00,000 ♪ You just can't fix everything that's broke 602 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,529 ♪ You just can't fix everything that's broke 603 00:44:03,629 --> 00:44:04,996 ♪ Gotta turn it loose, babe 604 00:44:06,696 --> 00:44:08,696 ♪ Hey, just let it ride 605 00:44:13,562 --> 00:44:14,762 ♪ 'Cause it ain't about pride, now... 606 00:44:16,696 --> 00:44:17,262 Hello. 607 00:44:19,596 --> 00:44:21,729 I'm the executor of a very large estate. 608 00:44:21,929 --> 00:44:23,329 I'm trying to find someone who used to live here. 609 00:44:23,529 --> 00:44:25,629 Do you recognize her? 610 00:44:25,829 --> 00:44:27,096 First name or nickname is Sissy. 611 00:44:30,862 --> 00:44:31,762 Never seen her. 612 00:44:33,629 --> 00:44:34,996 Thank you. 613 00:44:35,196 --> 00:44:36,862 ♪ The other side of loneliness 614 00:44:39,196 --> 00:44:41,662 ♪ The other side of the blues 615 00:44:44,362 --> 00:44:48,029 ♪ There really is a place like this 616 00:44:48,229 --> 00:44:51,429 ♪ Where the sun is gonna shine for you 617 00:44:54,429 --> 00:44:56,862 ♪ You'll feel that old restlessness 618 00:44:59,469 --> 00:45:00,000 ♪ When your tears have all been cried 619 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:04,336 ♪ When your tears have all been cried 620 00:45:04,536 --> 00:45:08,169 ♪ And you'll find your way over this 621 00:45:08,369 --> 00:45:11,336 ♪ Yeah, you'll make it to the other side ♪ 622 00:45:15,936 --> 00:45:17,369 There you go. Out of state? 623 00:45:17,569 --> 00:45:19,802 Yeah. Land speculation or what? 624 00:45:32,969 --> 00:45:34,769 Think people are put on Earth 625 00:45:34,969 --> 00:45:36,236 for the sole purpose of driving other people crazy? 626 00:45:39,002 --> 00:45:40,736 My father had my mom put away, 627 00:45:40,936 --> 00:45:42,036 and he's the one that made her lose her marbles. 628 00:45:43,302 --> 00:45:44,069 Do you know her? 629 00:45:46,902 --> 00:45:49,369 Sissy. Hope she's nothin' to you. 630 00:45:52,436 --> 00:45:53,236 She's my wife. 631 00:45:54,669 --> 00:45:56,102 Figures. 632 00:45:56,302 --> 00:45:57,836 She run off and leave you? 633 00:45:58,036 --> 00:45:58,336 No. 634 00:46:00,576 --> 00:46:01,576 Well, give it time. 635 00:46:04,209 --> 00:46:05,209 Is that what she did to you? 636 00:46:07,776 --> 00:46:09,609 She did things to me I can't even pronounce. 637 00:46:11,909 --> 00:46:15,609 Sorry. I'll give her this, though. 638 00:46:15,809 --> 00:46:18,209 She always had it in her mind to marry somebody rich. 639 00:46:33,242 --> 00:46:34,209 Gotta go to work. 640 00:46:38,709 --> 00:46:39,676 What's her name? 641 00:46:40,942 --> 00:46:41,976 Huh? 642 00:46:42,176 --> 00:46:43,242 Her real name? 643 00:46:43,442 --> 00:46:44,109 You don't know? 644 00:46:48,176 --> 00:46:49,042 Thelma Sneeder. 645 00:46:51,109 --> 00:46:52,109 She still have family here? 646 00:46:57,876 --> 00:46:59,549 Most folks find this stuff out beforehand. 647 00:47:02,716 --> 00:47:03,216 Go up that road there. 648 00:47:05,316 --> 00:47:07,282 Take a right on Branch, a left on Hickory. 649 00:47:09,616 --> 00:47:10,549 It's the third house. 650 00:47:13,716 --> 00:47:15,282 Tell her hi from Buddy, you hear? 651 00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:46,593 Mrs. Sneeder? Yes. 652 00:47:47,860 --> 00:47:49,393 Oh, my God, it's Ray! 653 00:47:51,026 --> 00:47:52,460 Yes, ma'am. 654 00:47:52,660 --> 00:47:53,260 Is everything okay? 655 00:47:54,493 --> 00:47:55,726 Yes. 656 00:47:55,926 --> 00:47:56,993 Come in. Come in quickly. 657 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:00,000 Is it safe for you to be here? 658 00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,000 Is it safe for you to be here? 659 00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:03,700 Safe? With your job. 660 00:48:06,366 --> 00:48:08,533 I'm sorry. I'm... 661 00:48:08,733 --> 00:48:09,933 Oh, you don't have to pretend. Sissy wrote us all about it. 662 00:48:12,733 --> 00:48:13,233 Hey! 663 00:48:16,033 --> 00:48:16,466 Hey! 664 00:48:18,100 --> 00:48:19,633 What do you want? 665 00:48:19,833 --> 00:48:20,733 Come see for yourself. 666 00:48:24,300 --> 00:48:26,433 You got any recent pictures of Tina? 667 00:48:26,766 --> 00:48:27,666 I do, actually. Yes. 668 00:48:29,933 --> 00:48:30,000 Well, I'll be. Put her there, Ray. 669 00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:32,566 Well, I'll be. Put her there, Ray. 670 00:48:32,766 --> 00:48:34,366 It's good to finally meet you. 671 00:48:34,566 --> 00:48:36,000 Could you go and get us some coffee, hon? 672 00:48:52,933 --> 00:48:53,566 Surprise. 673 00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:01,773 Thank you. 674 00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:06,840 I'm glad it's over. 675 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:09,506 Dad. 676 00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:13,106 Come see the baby. 677 00:49:15,506 --> 00:49:16,340 I'll get those. 678 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,040 Y'all need any help out there? 679 00:49:22,240 --> 00:49:23,006 No, thanks. 680 00:49:25,406 --> 00:49:26,273 I'm in the C.I.A.? 681 00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,000 I had to give them some reason why they couldn't visit. 682 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,240 I had to give them some reason why they couldn't visit. 683 00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:33,840 What about that story of your mother beating you and your father watching? 684 00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,540 Not true. 685 00:49:37,740 --> 00:49:39,306 But there's lots of different kinds of abuse within a family. 686 00:49:40,573 --> 00:49:42,406 Right, okay. 687 00:49:42,606 --> 00:49:45,173 But if the things that you tell me aren't true, 688 00:49:45,373 --> 00:49:46,606 then what is true, Lena? 689 00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:48,906 Who are you? 690 00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:53,940 I'm your wife. 691 00:50:02,446 --> 00:50:04,280 Called her Sissy 692 00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,346 'cause we wanted to have another child, a boy. 693 00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:10,313 Of course, we never did, 694 00:50:10,513 --> 00:50:14,080 but Sissy was always so, so beautiful 695 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,746 that it didn't really matter. 696 00:50:16,946 --> 00:50:19,013 Still, when she wrote me that she was... 697 00:50:19,213 --> 00:50:19,780 Wrote us. 698 00:50:21,913 --> 00:50:23,046 Of course. That goes without saying. 699 00:50:23,246 --> 00:50:23,880 Well, then, say it. 700 00:50:25,646 --> 00:50:27,180 She wrote us she was changing her name. 701 00:50:28,846 --> 00:50:30,000 Well, naturally, I was insulted. 702 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:30,413 Well, naturally, I was insulted. 703 00:50:30,613 --> 00:50:31,380 We both were. 704 00:50:33,246 --> 00:50:34,546 But it was kind of a woman's lib thing. 705 00:50:36,746 --> 00:50:39,413 Women change their name for a man when they get married, 706 00:50:39,613 --> 00:50:42,513 so why not change it for their own sakes? 707 00:50:42,713 --> 00:50:44,880 But she'll always be Sissy to us. 708 00:50:56,280 --> 00:50:57,280 Your parents seem like perfectly decent people. 709 00:50:58,646 --> 00:50:59,113 Yep. 710 00:51:01,186 --> 00:51:02,020 Why'd you hide them from me? 711 00:51:03,753 --> 00:51:06,453 They're stuck. In Texas, in poverty. 712 00:51:09,086 --> 00:51:11,153 Can't you feel it? They were this weight dragging me down. 713 00:51:11,353 --> 00:51:12,920 If I'd have stayed there, I would've married that guy Buddy, 714 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,986 I would've had his kids, 715 00:51:16,186 --> 00:51:18,586 would have drunk beer every night till I got really fat, ugly, and bored. 716 00:51:21,086 --> 00:51:23,053 So I invented myself. 717 00:51:23,253 --> 00:51:24,886 I made up Lena Mathers, and I became her. 718 00:51:27,253 --> 00:51:30,000 They say you replace every molecule in your body every seven years. 719 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:30,720 They say you replace every molecule in your body every seven years. 720 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:33,120 I changed my name eight years ago. No more Thelma Sneeder. 721 00:51:36,653 --> 00:51:38,220 Aren't you gonna give me credit for it? 722 00:51:40,453 --> 00:51:42,353 Doesn't it seem at least brave that I just became 723 00:51:42,553 --> 00:51:43,120 this completely different person? 724 00:51:44,843 --> 00:51:46,276 It makes me look at you in a completely different way. 725 00:51:47,944 --> 00:51:48,511 Me or you? 726 00:51:50,478 --> 00:51:52,944 Isn't the real question, who are you? 727 00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:56,611 Are you really Ray Reardon, or is that the name your parents hung on you? 728 00:51:56,811 --> 00:51:58,578 Oh, you've always been a good boy. 729 00:51:58,778 --> 00:52:00,000 You've gone along with who Ray was supposed to be, 730 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:00,551 You've gone along with who Ray was supposed to be, 731 00:52:00,751 --> 00:52:03,118 done what Ray was supposed to do, but who are you? 732 00:52:03,318 --> 00:52:05,118 Where are you really from? What do you really want? 733 00:52:14,718 --> 00:52:17,118 I'm tired, and I want to go to bed. 734 00:52:33,496 --> 00:52:37,589 I tried to tell you so many times, lying here like this. 735 00:52:41,899 --> 00:52:42,966 I'd say to myself, 736 00:52:45,699 --> 00:52:46,933 "Now, Lena, tell him." 737 00:52:49,599 --> 00:52:50,433 I wish you had. 738 00:52:54,099 --> 00:52:54,999 I was afraid 739 00:52:59,539 --> 00:53:00,000 if you knew the real me that 740 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:00,773 if you knew the real me that 741 00:53:03,606 --> 00:53:04,439 I'd lose you. 742 00:53:10,373 --> 00:53:12,806 You be a good girl now. 743 00:53:13,006 --> 00:53:14,606 Have a safe trip. You make her feed you, you hear? 744 00:53:14,806 --> 00:53:15,873 She does. 745 00:53:16,073 --> 00:53:16,939 Goodbye. Bye-bye. 746 00:53:22,639 --> 00:53:23,939 If you're not divorcing me, I'd like to send them money every month. 747 00:53:24,139 --> 00:53:24,639 Sure. 748 00:53:26,006 --> 00:53:26,939 Then we're okay? 749 00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:29,106 Look at me. 750 00:53:34,706 --> 00:53:35,906 Tell me it's the truth. 751 00:53:37,773 --> 00:53:38,639 You know it is. 752 00:53:44,039 --> 00:53:46,306 No matter who you were and no matter who you are, 753 00:53:46,506 --> 00:53:48,573 no matter who you will be, I'm going to love you. 754 00:53:59,613 --> 00:54:00,000 From now on, better than ever. 755 00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:00,846 From now on, better than ever. 756 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,646 I love you. 757 00:54:12,846 --> 00:54:15,446 Announcing the landing of flight 250 from Piru, Texas. 758 00:54:16,746 --> 00:54:18,513 Now better than ever. 759 00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,346 You're late, Ray. Show's already started. 760 00:54:22,379 --> 00:54:25,379 Ray! Ray, my boy! 761 00:54:25,579 --> 00:54:26,846 You're looking grand! 762 00:54:28,046 --> 00:54:29,746 You like these? Huh? 763 00:54:30,079 --> 00:54:30,946 And this? 764 00:54:32,846 --> 00:54:35,846 Tell me, Ray. Tell me true. 765 00:54:36,046 --> 00:54:37,279 Am I the girl of your dreams? 766 00:54:38,413 --> 00:54:39,479 Mmm, actually... 767 00:54:41,146 --> 00:54:43,446 Of course not! Look! Looky here. 768 00:54:45,513 --> 00:54:48,879 ♪ Some guys look at the eyes 769 00:54:49,079 --> 00:54:51,313 ♪ Some guys look at the thighs ♪ 770 00:54:52,746 --> 00:54:54,446 I just look at the purse. 771 00:54:54,646 --> 00:54:56,913 How about that? You like it, Ray? 772 00:54:57,113 --> 00:54:57,913 Sure, you do! 773 00:54:59,419 --> 00:55:00,000 Recognize her yet, huh? 774 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,986 Recognize her yet, huh? 775 00:55:02,186 --> 00:55:05,386 And now, the moment we've all been waiting for, 776 00:55:05,586 --> 00:55:08,919 the moment which will determine Ray Reardon's fate. 777 00:55:09,119 --> 00:55:10,119 Here she is, folks! 778 00:55:20,319 --> 00:55:25,253 And last but not least, it's... Baby Bob! Yeah! 779 00:55:25,453 --> 00:55:27,253 For those of you who don't remember Bob Baby 780 00:55:27,453 --> 00:55:29,053 from last year's cutie-pie contest, 781 00:55:29,253 --> 00:55:30,000 well, he wasn't born yet. 782 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:31,053 well, he wasn't born yet. 783 00:55:31,253 --> 00:55:33,686 Okay, and now it's Tina, cute as ever. Yeah. 784 00:55:36,019 --> 00:55:38,619 And Lena, cuter than ever. That's right, all right. 785 00:55:38,819 --> 00:55:40,853 Come on now. That's it. Don't serve it, baby. Feel the burn. 786 00:55:41,053 --> 00:55:44,253 Attagirl! Okay, and Pinhead Ray! 787 00:55:44,453 --> 00:55:46,686 That's right, Pinhead Ray with the perfect life. 788 00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:48,919 He's got the perfect wife, the perfect family. 789 00:55:49,119 --> 00:55:50,953 Why, he's got everything a man could possibly want, 790 00:55:51,153 --> 00:55:53,319 except a Wednesday afternoon golf game, 791 00:55:53,519 --> 00:55:55,486 and, well, a cute, young mistress, but never mind that now. 792 00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,553 He doesn't have time for any of these things... 793 00:55:57,753 --> 00:56:00,000 - Stop it, Norman. - That's not funny. 794 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:00,393 - Stop it, Norman. - That's not funny. 795 00:56:00,593 --> 00:56:02,759 Exactly my point. According to the East German Judge Lena, it's not funny. 796 00:56:02,959 --> 00:56:04,259 So now we come to our legal beagle Elaine, and her client, Bernardo 797 00:56:04,459 --> 00:56:06,893 from West Side Story and... 798 00:56:07,093 --> 00:56:09,293 A post. That is a great post, by the way. 799 00:56:09,493 --> 00:56:11,293 And now, let's turn the camera on... 800 00:56:11,493 --> 00:56:14,659 This guy, yes! This is a stupid guy. 801 00:56:14,859 --> 00:56:15,826 This is a guy who can't make a living. 802 00:56:16,026 --> 00:56:17,726 This is, uh... 803 00:56:17,926 --> 00:56:20,059 A pain in the ass. A pain in the ass. 804 00:56:20,259 --> 00:56:22,159 Thank you, Ray. Thank you. 805 00:56:22,359 --> 00:56:24,026 This is the guy who's going nowhere fast. 806 00:56:24,226 --> 00:56:26,626 This is a... A pain in the ass. 807 00:56:26,826 --> 00:56:28,626 A pain in the ass again. Thank you, Ray. 808 00:56:28,826 --> 00:56:30,000 Will somebody stop him? A pain in the ass. 809 00:56:30,000 --> 00:56:30,593 Will somebody stop him? A pain in the ass. 810 00:56:30,793 --> 00:56:32,593 Stop me? I can't be stopped. 811 00:56:32,793 --> 00:56:35,159 That's enough, Norman. For Christ's sake. 812 00:56:37,393 --> 00:56:39,293 Don't have to tell me twice. Hey, where's the beer? 813 00:56:41,793 --> 00:56:43,126 So, uh, how's everything? 814 00:56:44,693 --> 00:56:46,159 Since we talked this morning? Come on. 815 00:56:47,426 --> 00:56:49,259 No, come on. 816 00:56:49,459 --> 00:56:50,893 I haven't seen Lena in a while. She looks great. 817 00:56:51,093 --> 00:56:53,093 You're right. She looks great. 818 00:56:53,293 --> 00:56:54,893 Four months after giving birth, she looks really great, 819 00:56:55,093 --> 00:56:56,526 very, very great, and I'll be honest with you... 820 00:56:56,726 --> 00:56:57,159 Yes? 821 00:56:58,493 --> 00:57:00,000 No, I won't, actually. 822 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:00,766 No, I won't, actually. 823 00:57:00,966 --> 00:57:04,333 I changed my mind and I will not be honest, because, uh, it's just that 824 00:57:04,533 --> 00:57:07,299 I think I saw somewhere where, for them, 825 00:57:07,499 --> 00:57:09,166 giving birth is like having an affair. That's what I meant. 826 00:57:09,366 --> 00:57:12,066 It gives them a glow. A glow, yes. 827 00:57:12,266 --> 00:57:14,166 So she's alive again in a whole new way, and that's beautiful, 828 00:57:14,366 --> 00:57:15,299 it so happens. A glow? 829 00:57:15,499 --> 00:57:17,533 You, by the way, 830 00:57:17,733 --> 00:57:19,666 can kiss my ass and that will make us both happy. 831 00:57:19,866 --> 00:57:21,599 It's the strangest thing. See for yourself. 832 00:57:23,366 --> 00:57:25,333 Well, Bernardo? 833 00:57:25,533 --> 00:57:28,099 Well, it doesn't look like him to me. 834 00:57:28,299 --> 00:57:30,000 I rest my case. He doesn't look like either of his parents. 835 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,066 I rest my case. He doesn't look like either of his parents. 836 00:57:31,266 --> 00:57:33,166 I think he was switched in the hospital. 837 00:57:33,366 --> 00:57:35,566 Oh, I'm sorry. Is that what happened? 838 00:57:35,766 --> 00:57:37,166 Did some drunken nurse switch you? 839 00:57:40,833 --> 00:57:41,633 There you go. 840 00:57:43,399 --> 00:57:44,133 Good night. 841 00:57:46,033 --> 00:57:47,633 Good night. Good night, sweetheart. 842 00:58:04,273 --> 00:58:05,339 Oh, I told you I couldn't. 843 00:58:07,139 --> 00:58:09,106 Of course I want to. It's just... 844 00:58:13,539 --> 00:58:14,673 You just have to be patient. 845 00:58:16,706 --> 00:58:18,239 Yeah? Uh-huh. 846 00:58:21,673 --> 00:58:22,739 I absolutely guarantee it. 847 00:58:26,639 --> 00:58:27,306 Yeah, okay. 848 00:58:30,539 --> 00:58:31,106 Okay. 849 00:58:33,906 --> 00:58:34,406 Bye. 850 00:58:41,339 --> 00:58:41,839 Debby. 851 00:58:44,773 --> 00:58:46,639 She wants me to go see those male strippers. 852 00:58:49,739 --> 00:58:50,773 That should be fun. 853 00:58:55,573 --> 00:58:57,106 Could you try her again, please? 854 00:58:57,306 --> 00:58:58,439 I just did, sir. 855 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,713 Keep trying her every 10 minutes 856 00:59:02,913 --> 00:59:03,779 until you reach her. 857 00:59:06,113 --> 00:59:08,246 Yes, sir, but it's Wednesday. 858 00:59:08,446 --> 00:59:09,146 I have that funeral tomorrow, so I'm leaving early. 859 00:59:12,713 --> 00:59:14,279 Just keep trying, please, until you go. 860 00:59:15,546 --> 00:59:16,513 Yes, sir, of course. 861 00:59:28,046 --> 00:59:30,000 I love these late dinners after the kids are asleep. 862 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,113 I love these late dinners after the kids are asleep. 863 00:59:31,313 --> 00:59:32,913 You have a bruise on your leg. 864 00:59:33,113 --> 00:59:34,413 Christ. 865 00:59:34,613 --> 00:59:36,179 Where'd you get it? 866 00:59:36,379 --> 00:59:38,479 My shrink says I should... 867 00:59:38,679 --> 00:59:40,213 Why do I always have to go through this? 868 00:59:40,413 --> 00:59:41,879 I'm clumsy, I bruise easily, 869 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,513 and I don't want to talk about it 870 00:59:43,713 --> 00:59:44,679 every time I bump into a chair. 871 00:59:44,879 --> 00:59:45,679 Did you cook this? 872 00:59:47,813 --> 00:59:49,046 No, it's takeout. 873 00:59:49,246 --> 00:59:50,313 Why didn't you cook? What? 874 00:59:50,513 --> 00:59:52,479 Why didn't you cook? 875 00:59:52,679 --> 00:59:54,613 'Cause cooking gets boring. Why didn't you cook? 876 00:59:54,813 --> 00:59:55,646 I work all day. 877 00:59:57,379 --> 00:59:58,579 What's wrong with you? 878 01:00:18,519 --> 01:00:19,953 I hope you enjoy these psychotic episodes. 879 01:00:20,153 --> 01:00:21,819 So you go to his place? 880 01:00:22,019 --> 01:00:23,686 Excuse me? You fuck him at his place? 881 01:00:25,786 --> 01:00:26,919 What are you talking about? 882 01:00:33,286 --> 01:00:35,086 Open it up. 883 01:00:39,919 --> 01:00:41,719 Did your secretary tell you I called today? 884 01:00:43,953 --> 01:00:45,086 At noon. I was out on site. 885 01:00:48,586 --> 01:00:49,719 I called back all afternoon. 886 01:00:54,053 --> 01:00:55,786 I had this fantasy of coming to your office 887 01:00:55,986 --> 01:00:57,253 and screwing your brains out on top of your desk. 888 01:00:59,593 --> 01:01:00,000 I guess the fantasy was misplaced. 889 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:02,626 I guess the fantasy was misplaced. 890 01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:06,559 When you weren't there, I went to my shrink's, and then I went to Debby's. 891 01:01:06,759 --> 01:01:07,726 If you don't believe me, call Debby. 892 01:01:09,352 --> 01:01:10,252 Want to call her? 893 01:01:15,052 --> 01:01:15,685 Go ahead. 894 01:01:22,918 --> 01:01:23,385 The machine. 895 01:01:25,118 --> 01:01:26,252 And you didn't leave a message. 896 01:01:29,685 --> 01:01:30,000 You want to leave a message? Here. 897 01:01:30,000 --> 01:01:30,718 You want to leave a message? Here. 898 01:01:34,485 --> 01:01:35,652 You're sick. Get some help. 899 01:01:56,418 --> 01:01:56,885 Ray? 900 01:01:59,558 --> 01:02:00,000 What do you want, Ray? 901 01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:00,192 What do you want, Ray? 902 01:02:05,058 --> 01:02:06,058 I know what you want. 903 01:02:12,225 --> 01:02:13,225 Pretend it's all a dream. 904 01:02:34,458 --> 01:02:35,825 Sorry I'm late, everybody. 905 01:02:38,158 --> 01:02:39,058 Are you the temp? 906 01:02:41,458 --> 01:02:42,925 Yes, sir. Alice Keller. 907 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,725 I'm Ray Reardon. 908 01:02:44,925 --> 01:02:46,525 Did my... Oh, I guess my secretary left. 909 01:02:48,525 --> 01:02:49,325 Have we met? 910 01:02:51,425 --> 01:02:52,058 No, sir. 911 01:02:53,458 --> 01:02:54,025 I don't believe we have. 912 01:02:56,692 --> 01:02:58,925 Yes, we have. Wait. You're, um... 913 01:02:59,125 --> 01:03:00,000 You're friends with my wife, right? Lena? 914 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:00,732 You're friends with my wife, right? Lena? 915 01:03:03,298 --> 01:03:04,865 Sure, you are. 916 01:03:05,065 --> 01:03:06,398 Lena Mathers. You were at our wedding. 917 01:03:08,932 --> 01:03:09,398 Tell me. 918 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:14,765 Hi. 919 01:03:18,565 --> 01:03:19,898 What a nice idea to meet in the park. 920 01:03:22,698 --> 01:03:23,932 You recognize that woman? 921 01:03:37,198 --> 01:03:39,332 You hired a temp to be your friend? 922 01:03:39,532 --> 01:03:41,232 A person's supposed to have friends, right? 923 01:03:45,132 --> 01:03:47,965 Everyone has friends. 924 01:03:48,165 --> 01:03:49,532 When you told her what the job was, you were laughing at me, 925 01:03:49,732 --> 01:03:51,098 making fun of me. 926 01:03:51,298 --> 01:03:52,432 She didn't understand. 927 01:03:55,398 --> 01:03:58,232 See, it wasn't just that I became Lena and Lena happened to meet you. 928 01:04:01,072 --> 01:04:01,772 I chose you. 929 01:04:05,372 --> 01:04:07,038 I first saw you five years ago in New York. 930 01:04:11,572 --> 01:04:14,072 A party on the West Side, Riverside and... Ninety-something. 931 01:04:16,338 --> 01:04:18,005 I saw you, and somehow I knew. 932 01:04:21,205 --> 01:04:22,072 I knew you were it. 933 01:04:26,738 --> 01:04:29,105 I was still married. 934 01:04:29,305 --> 01:04:30,000 Then later I heard you'd left your wife. 935 01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:30,905 Then later I heard you'd left your wife. 936 01:04:33,438 --> 01:04:34,772 A friend of mine, Mimi Moore, knows Norman, 937 01:04:36,372 --> 01:04:38,238 and so she got information from him. 938 01:04:38,438 --> 01:04:40,438 Information? 939 01:04:40,638 --> 01:04:42,505 The kind of things you like, what kind of women you like. 940 01:04:42,705 --> 01:04:45,238 Wait a minute. So, you've pretended... 941 01:04:45,438 --> 01:04:46,905 Just a few things. Just the outside. 942 01:04:51,005 --> 01:04:53,972 It's like putting on new clothes or a new perfume. 943 01:04:54,172 --> 01:04:55,405 Personality is a perfume? 944 01:04:58,272 --> 01:04:58,738 Sure. 945 01:05:00,678 --> 01:05:02,578 Perfume's intended to attract somebody, 946 01:05:02,778 --> 01:05:04,445 but it's not the thing you fall in love with, is it? 947 01:05:06,978 --> 01:05:07,612 I don't know. 948 01:05:13,778 --> 01:05:14,745 Is this the end? 949 01:05:18,478 --> 01:05:20,612 I can't keep opening my heart to you and getting... 950 01:05:20,812 --> 01:05:22,078 Isn't that what love is? 951 01:05:24,478 --> 01:05:25,578 I don't mean passion. 952 01:05:26,778 --> 01:05:27,278 Love. 953 01:05:30,878 --> 01:05:34,012 Isn't it an act of faith, loving someone 954 01:05:34,212 --> 01:05:36,778 despite having to put up with things which are intolerable? 955 01:05:41,012 --> 01:05:42,078 Opening your heart. 956 01:05:45,312 --> 01:05:47,612 Again and again. 957 01:05:52,778 --> 01:05:53,512 She's right. 958 01:05:55,178 --> 01:05:56,845 I mean, are you perfect? 959 01:05:57,045 --> 01:05:57,745 No, but you want to be loved anyway, right? 960 01:05:58,878 --> 01:06:00,000 Love her anyway. 961 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:01,252 Love her anyway. 962 01:06:01,452 --> 01:06:03,185 It's how we save ourselves, by loving people. 963 01:06:05,052 --> 01:06:06,552 I could tell you some stories about Elaine. 964 01:06:06,752 --> 01:06:09,318 It's just... I feel like a fool. 965 01:06:09,518 --> 01:06:13,418 Oh, we're all fools in love, aren't we? 966 01:06:18,185 --> 01:06:19,118 Follow your heart. 967 01:06:24,318 --> 01:06:25,818 Thanks, man. Yeah. 968 01:06:28,952 --> 01:06:30,000 This is what friends are for. 969 01:06:30,000 --> 01:06:30,118 This is what friends are for. 970 01:06:37,552 --> 01:06:39,485 Hal, they're being very generous. 971 01:06:39,685 --> 01:06:40,318 I just don't need the work. 972 01:06:42,285 --> 01:06:44,652 You should lower the pitch. All right. Okay. 973 01:06:44,852 --> 01:06:47,418 Listen, on that other matter, just forget it, okay? Let's settle. 974 01:06:47,618 --> 01:06:51,318 Yeah, okay. He's always in the car. 975 01:06:51,518 --> 01:06:54,352 Just a very... Also, Sally, we should call Mr. Mura, please, all right? 976 01:06:54,552 --> 01:06:56,618 Yes, sir. It should be... 977 01:06:56,818 --> 01:06:59,325 Also, your wife's Visa bill came here instead of the house. 978 01:06:59,525 --> 01:07:00,000 Lena handles the money. Why would they have sent... 979 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:01,325 Lena handles the money. Why would they have sent... 980 01:07:01,525 --> 01:07:03,458 Apparently, it's a new card and they made a mistake. 981 01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:04,725 Okay. So, pay it, and I'll ask her about it tonight. 982 01:07:06,325 --> 01:07:07,492 Do you want to look it over? 983 01:07:07,692 --> 01:07:08,125 No. 984 01:07:12,092 --> 01:07:12,592 Should I? 985 01:07:33,758 --> 01:07:34,958 What day of the week was May 27th? 986 01:07:36,325 --> 01:07:37,225 A Wednesday, sir. 987 01:07:51,892 --> 01:07:53,858 Would you call my house, please? 988 01:07:54,058 --> 01:07:54,625 I did, sir. She's not home. 989 01:07:56,692 --> 01:07:58,158 Try the Hotel Chanticleer. 990 01:07:58,358 --> 01:07:58,925 Yes, sir. 991 01:08:08,232 --> 01:08:09,265 Lena Reardon, please. 992 01:08:13,165 --> 01:08:14,132 She's checked out. 993 01:08:35,765 --> 01:08:37,898 You got the keys? Ah, good girl, Tina. 994 01:08:41,165 --> 01:08:43,032 Hi, sweetie. Be careful. 995 01:08:43,232 --> 01:08:43,632 Hi. Hi. 996 01:08:44,965 --> 01:08:46,332 I put a snack on the table. 997 01:08:46,532 --> 01:08:47,332 Oh, good. He's a good boy. 998 01:08:47,532 --> 01:08:48,565 Hi. Hi. 999 01:08:50,432 --> 01:08:53,065 Hey. Hey. 1000 01:08:53,265 --> 01:08:54,065 Hi. 1001 01:09:00,905 --> 01:09:02,105 Jeanne, take the kids out. 1002 01:09:02,305 --> 01:09:03,738 What? 1003 01:09:03,938 --> 01:09:05,372 Take the kids outside, please. 1004 01:09:05,572 --> 01:09:06,572 Where will I take them? 1005 01:09:06,772 --> 01:09:07,972 Anywhere. The park. 1006 01:09:08,172 --> 01:09:08,572 Yes, sir. Come on, Tina. 1007 01:09:12,805 --> 01:09:13,805 Come on. Tina, come on. 1008 01:09:21,472 --> 01:09:23,772 Is it really necessary to throw a scene every single day? 1009 01:09:30,405 --> 01:09:30,972 What's that for? 1010 01:10:16,112 --> 01:10:17,378 You threw away the bill. 1011 01:10:18,445 --> 01:10:20,078 What bill? 1012 01:10:20,278 --> 01:10:21,712 Hotel Chanticleer every fucking Wednesday! 1013 01:10:26,078 --> 01:10:27,012 I threw it away. 1014 01:10:45,512 --> 01:10:48,445 Let me ask you this. Why weren't you more careful? 1015 01:10:48,645 --> 01:10:50,412 Why didn't you get a second diaphragm, or... 1016 01:10:52,745 --> 01:10:55,378 Leaving evidence around like this, it's sloppy. 1017 01:10:55,578 --> 01:10:57,212 Why didn't you use a prophylactic? 1018 01:10:57,412 --> 01:10:59,018 Sometimes we do use a prophylactic 1019 01:10:59,218 --> 01:11:00,000 and sometimes I just give him a blowjob. 1020 01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:00,718 and sometimes I just give him a blowjob. 1021 01:11:03,352 --> 01:11:05,552 I always knew you were abusive. I do you, you do me. 1022 01:11:07,352 --> 01:11:08,018 Who is it? 1023 01:11:09,152 --> 01:11:09,852 Don't you know? 1024 01:11:11,385 --> 01:11:12,518 Can't you guess? 1025 01:11:14,352 --> 01:11:14,885 Debby. 1026 01:11:18,152 --> 01:11:20,452 Debby's an answering machine. 1027 01:11:20,652 --> 01:11:22,885 That's right. Just a woman's voice, someone saying they're Debby. 1028 01:11:23,085 --> 01:11:24,085 Who the fuck is it? 1029 01:11:25,785 --> 01:11:28,152 You know him better than I do. 1030 01:11:28,352 --> 01:11:30,000 Well, in some ways, you know him better. 1031 01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:30,985 Well, in some ways, you know him better. 1032 01:11:31,185 --> 01:11:33,918 In other ways, I know him better. 1033 01:11:34,118 --> 01:11:37,918 What? Aren't I telling you what you've always suspected? 1034 01:11:38,118 --> 01:11:40,185 What you've always wanted to hear? Huh? 1035 01:11:42,418 --> 01:11:44,452 What else do you want to hear? 1036 01:11:44,652 --> 01:11:45,952 You want to hear how good it was? 1037 01:11:46,152 --> 01:11:47,985 Stop it. 1038 01:11:48,185 --> 01:11:50,552 It was fucking great. His cock is so huge. He makes me come 1039 01:11:51,818 --> 01:11:52,918 and come and come. 1040 01:11:56,085 --> 01:11:59,692 And the amazing thing is, really, all this time, you never suspected. 1041 01:11:59,892 --> 01:12:00,000 All what time? 1042 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,625 All what time? 1043 01:12:01,825 --> 01:12:03,825 The whole time, Ray, even before we were married. 1044 01:12:05,092 --> 01:12:05,925 All my bruises. 1045 01:12:09,992 --> 01:12:11,892 The whole time? What about the kids? 1046 01:12:15,292 --> 01:12:16,092 Are they mine? 1047 01:12:18,592 --> 01:12:19,892 Do you know? 1048 01:12:20,092 --> 01:12:20,892 Of course I do. 1049 01:12:23,625 --> 01:12:24,492 Whose are they? 1050 01:12:29,525 --> 01:12:30,000 I love them, and I raised them. 1051 01:12:30,000 --> 01:12:30,858 I love them, and I raised them. 1052 01:12:33,625 --> 01:12:34,425 Yes, you have. 1053 01:12:37,525 --> 01:12:38,925 But I'm still not gonna tell you. 1054 01:12:57,225 --> 01:12:57,925 Is that all? 1055 01:12:59,565 --> 01:13:00,000 Fuck. 1056 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:00,365 Fuck. 1057 01:13:37,632 --> 01:13:38,365 Wednesday. 1058 01:13:40,465 --> 01:13:41,898 Wednesday. Norman's fucking golf game. 1059 01:13:54,732 --> 01:13:55,698 Mr. Reardon. 1060 01:13:55,898 --> 01:13:57,665 Who are you? 1061 01:13:57,865 --> 01:13:59,638 I'm Dr. Shteen, Lena's psychiatrist. 1062 01:13:59,838 --> 01:14:00,000 What the fuck happened here? Where's my wife? 1063 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,305 What the fuck happened here? Where's my wife? 1064 01:14:01,505 --> 01:14:03,105 Lena called. She was hysterical. 1065 01:14:03,305 --> 01:14:04,605 I am here to evaluate your mental state. 1066 01:14:04,805 --> 01:14:06,505 My mental state? 1067 01:14:06,705 --> 01:14:08,505 If you're a danger to your wife, 1068 01:14:08,705 --> 01:14:11,005 we can have you committed for 72 hours observation. 1069 01:14:11,205 --> 01:14:12,171 Get the fuck out of my house, you son of a bitch! 1070 01:14:12,371 --> 01:14:13,438 Officer! Officer! 1071 01:14:15,605 --> 01:14:16,371 Take it easy. 1072 01:14:19,538 --> 01:14:21,405 What the fuck is this? 1073 01:14:21,605 --> 01:14:23,505 Take him away. 5150. 1074 01:14:37,038 --> 01:14:39,038 You will be held for observation 1075 01:14:39,238 --> 01:14:42,205 according to Welfare and Institutions Code 5150. 1076 01:14:44,405 --> 01:14:47,238 You may use the telephone, wear your own clothes, 1077 01:14:47,438 --> 01:14:50,805 and you may petition the court at any time for your release. 1078 01:14:51,005 --> 01:14:53,472 I don't care what kind of law you practice, Hal. 1079 01:14:53,672 --> 01:14:56,938 I don't care who you pay, I don't care what it costs. I want out of here right now. 1080 01:14:57,138 --> 01:14:58,172 The law? Fuck the law! 1081 01:15:09,278 --> 01:15:12,378 And now, babycakes, the moment you've all been waiting for, 1082 01:15:12,578 --> 01:15:15,078 the moment which will determine Ray Reardon's fate, 1083 01:15:15,278 --> 01:15:16,345 here she is, folks! 1084 01:15:19,978 --> 01:15:22,778 That's right, Ray! It wasn't your second wife. It was your first. 1085 01:15:22,978 --> 01:15:24,745 You should have stayed with Martha. 1086 01:15:24,945 --> 01:15:28,112 Come on down! Come on! Give her one last dance! 1087 01:16:13,169 --> 01:16:13,869 Hi, sweetie. 1088 01:16:22,735 --> 01:16:23,935 How are the kids? I miss them. 1089 01:16:25,635 --> 01:16:27,202 Just peachy. Want to go for a walk? 1090 01:16:33,502 --> 01:16:35,302 I can't believe they let us out together. 1091 01:16:35,502 --> 01:16:37,235 Oscar will protect me. 1092 01:16:37,435 --> 01:16:40,202 A facility this expensive... 1093 01:16:40,402 --> 01:16:43,026 What if I fly into a rage and attack you? 1094 01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:45,456 You're sedated. 1095 01:16:45,656 --> 01:16:47,456 I am? I don't feel sedated. 1096 01:16:49,724 --> 01:16:50,924 That's because you're crazy. 1097 01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:54,424 So, what are you doing here? 1098 01:16:57,391 --> 01:16:59,257 Friday's your hearing. I wanted to tell you, 1099 01:17:01,331 --> 01:17:03,264 whichever way it goes... Whichever way it goes? 1100 01:17:05,031 --> 01:17:06,364 I'm not dangerous. I'm not crazy. 1101 01:17:08,131 --> 01:17:09,431 They aren't going to keep me in here. 1102 01:17:11,364 --> 01:17:12,564 I just wanted to say... 1103 01:17:14,497 --> 01:17:14,931 Ray? 1104 01:17:21,297 --> 01:17:22,531 In spite of everything... 1105 01:17:24,897 --> 01:17:25,631 I love you. 1106 01:17:28,631 --> 01:17:29,731 I really, truly love you. 1107 01:17:32,664 --> 01:17:33,697 Norman will be disappointed. 1108 01:17:35,397 --> 01:17:36,864 Yeah. You've seen who I really am. 1109 01:17:40,464 --> 01:17:41,931 You've seen more than anybody ever... 1110 01:17:44,364 --> 01:17:45,631 And you kept on loving me. 1111 01:17:56,331 --> 01:17:56,931 You're a psychopath. 1112 01:18:01,271 --> 01:18:01,871 Probably. 1113 01:18:05,171 --> 01:18:07,137 A psychopath can still love somebody, can't they? 1114 01:18:18,537 --> 01:18:20,504 Your Honor. Counselor. 1115 01:18:20,704 --> 01:18:22,804 My client's been off medication for 36 hours? 1116 01:18:23,004 --> 01:18:24,971 Yes, of course. 1117 01:18:25,171 --> 01:18:27,104 The staff should be bringing him in any minute now. 1118 01:18:38,237 --> 01:18:38,771 Hello. 1119 01:18:44,104 --> 01:18:45,904 Mr. Reardon, you requested this writ hearing. 1120 01:18:46,104 --> 01:18:47,504 Yes, Your Honor. 1121 01:18:47,704 --> 01:18:49,837 You're being incarcerated against your will. 1122 01:18:50,037 --> 01:18:53,237 And, Dr. Spatz, the hospital recommends? 1123 01:18:53,437 --> 01:18:55,304 It's a perplexing case, Your Honor. 1124 01:18:55,504 --> 01:18:57,404 I suspect an atypical psychosis, 1125 01:18:57,604 --> 01:18:59,277 but I need more time to evaluate. 1126 01:19:00,877 --> 01:19:02,277 180 days additional? 1127 01:19:02,477 --> 01:19:03,277 Wait a minute. 1128 01:19:05,811 --> 01:19:08,744 Well, considering the danger to his wife, yes, that's what I'd recommend. 1129 01:19:11,044 --> 01:19:14,144 Mr. Reardon, you understand this is a legal proceeding, 1130 01:19:14,344 --> 01:19:17,377 but I find it very useful if the patient testifies first. 1131 01:19:17,577 --> 01:19:19,377 Your Honor, we'd prefer... I'd be glad to, Your Honor. 1132 01:19:21,744 --> 01:19:24,111 You're saying that your wife created a character and identity 1133 01:19:24,311 --> 01:19:26,144 so you would fall in love with her. Yes. 1134 01:19:26,344 --> 01:19:29,077 And she was guided by your friend, this Norman... Yes. 1135 01:19:29,277 --> 01:19:30,000 ...who she slept with throughout your marriage at this... 1136 01:19:30,000 --> 01:19:33,044 ...who she slept with throughout your marriage at this... 1137 01:19:33,244 --> 01:19:37,277 Hotel Chanticleer. And she'd call him sometimes on the phone 1138 01:19:37,477 --> 01:19:41,211 and pretend it was this fictitious girlfriend Debby. 1139 01:19:41,411 --> 01:19:42,944 This sounds so crazy, but... 1140 01:19:43,144 --> 01:19:44,311 No, no, no. Not at all. 1141 01:19:47,511 --> 01:19:50,444 But the discovery of all this in such a short time, I mean... 1142 01:19:57,477 --> 01:19:58,144 I hit her. 1143 01:20:02,017 --> 01:20:05,517 I've never done that before, and the idea that I pose 1144 01:20:05,717 --> 01:20:09,084 some sort of permanent danger to her is just ludicrous. 1145 01:20:09,284 --> 01:20:12,217 I understand. I think any of us making that sort of discovery... 1146 01:20:15,051 --> 01:20:15,717 Uh, right. 1147 01:20:18,517 --> 01:20:20,384 Now let's see what the other side has to say. 1148 01:20:22,284 --> 01:20:23,751 I'd like to call Dr. Shteen, please. 1149 01:20:25,817 --> 01:20:28,451 Dr. Shteen, as Mrs. Reardon's psychiatrist, 1150 01:20:28,651 --> 01:20:30,000 do you find that her husband poses a threat to her life? 1151 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:30,617 do you find that her husband poses a threat to her life? 1152 01:20:30,817 --> 01:20:33,717 I've thought so for some time. 1153 01:20:33,917 --> 01:20:35,817 Mrs. Reardon has been seeing me for several years, 1154 01:20:38,184 --> 01:20:41,151 and on many occasions, she's had visible and very alarming bruises. 1155 01:20:43,984 --> 01:20:45,851 When I asked her about them, she said that her husband hit her. 1156 01:20:46,051 --> 01:20:46,917 That's bullshit. 1157 01:20:47,117 --> 01:20:47,884 Mr. Reardon. 1158 01:20:50,917 --> 01:20:54,851 I've advised Lena frequently to go and see the police. 1159 01:20:57,184 --> 01:20:58,851 So when this latest incident occurred... 1160 01:21:00,657 --> 01:21:01,857 Your Honor, may I? 1161 01:21:23,024 --> 01:21:24,357 No, I told you before, I never hit that eye. 1162 01:21:24,557 --> 01:21:25,591 She's done this to herself. 1163 01:21:25,791 --> 01:21:27,324 I'll take care of it. 1164 01:21:27,524 --> 01:21:28,757 It's a fucking frame-up. Ill take care of it. 1165 01:21:31,991 --> 01:21:35,657 Then Mr. Reardon's accusations about you and his wife... 1166 01:21:35,857 --> 01:21:37,691 Look, I'm an asshole, Your Honor. 1167 01:21:37,891 --> 01:21:40,391 Can I say that? 1168 01:21:40,591 --> 01:21:42,724 All right, see, I've always been an asshole, but this... 1169 01:21:44,724 --> 01:21:45,924 Even if Lena wanted me... 1170 01:21:48,691 --> 01:21:50,491 Well, I probably couldn't resist, to be honest. 1171 01:21:52,924 --> 01:21:56,191 Once I could have. I mean, look at her. But to carry on this long? 1172 01:21:59,964 --> 01:22:00,000 Ray is my friend. 1173 01:22:00,000 --> 01:22:00,897 Ray is my friend. 1174 01:22:04,897 --> 01:22:07,264 Besides, every Wednesday afternoon 1175 01:22:07,464 --> 01:22:09,097 for the last 10 years, I've played golf. 1176 01:22:12,031 --> 01:22:15,664 I brought some letters from my golf buddies. Some, uh... 1177 01:22:23,897 --> 01:22:26,064 And these bruises, have you seen them before? 1178 01:22:26,264 --> 01:22:28,064 Sure. 1179 01:22:28,264 --> 01:22:29,431 And are you aware of any other examples of violence, 1180 01:22:29,631 --> 01:22:30,000 particularly towards women? 1181 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:30,864 particularly towards women? 1182 01:22:34,564 --> 01:22:35,764 What was that? 1183 01:22:35,964 --> 01:22:36,531 Um... 1184 01:22:39,297 --> 01:22:41,697 Ray's first wife Martha, when they broke up, he slapped her. 1185 01:22:50,764 --> 01:22:51,431 I'm sorry. 1186 01:22:53,597 --> 01:22:55,864 Your Honor, that was four and a half years ago. 1187 01:22:57,497 --> 01:22:58,864 So noted, Counselor. 1188 01:23:00,271 --> 01:23:01,671 And your name? 1189 01:23:01,871 --> 01:23:03,604 Debby Tribbium. 1190 01:23:03,804 --> 01:23:05,737 And what is your relationship? 1191 01:23:05,937 --> 01:23:08,437 I'm just... I'm a friend of Lena's from dance class, 1192 01:23:10,237 --> 01:23:12,137 and she calls me on the phone sometimes. 1193 01:23:12,337 --> 01:23:14,404 Have you met Mr. Reardon? 1194 01:23:14,604 --> 01:23:17,637 Sure, a couple of times. I had dinner there. 1195 01:23:17,837 --> 01:23:20,004 Uh, once I dropped by. 1196 01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:21,537 She's lying. I've never met her. 1197 01:23:21,737 --> 01:23:23,471 I think she's some fucking temp. 1198 01:23:23,671 --> 01:23:25,337 Debby, do you work for a temporary agency? 1199 01:23:27,804 --> 01:23:28,771 Excuse me? 1200 01:23:28,971 --> 01:23:29,537 Do you? 1201 01:23:31,237 --> 01:23:33,371 I own a cookie shop on the north side. 1202 01:23:33,571 --> 01:23:34,737 Chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin. 1203 01:23:36,637 --> 01:23:39,304 Okay, then, describe the Reardons' apartment. 1204 01:23:39,504 --> 01:23:43,704 Uh, it's a penthouse apartment with cathedral ceilings. 1205 01:23:46,737 --> 01:23:50,671 Um, the living room is on the right, kitchen's on the left, and... 1206 01:23:50,871 --> 01:23:51,671 All right. All right. 1207 01:23:56,071 --> 01:23:57,804 Mr. Reardon, you're a distinguished architect 1208 01:23:58,004 --> 01:23:59,777 without a blemish on your record. 1209 01:23:59,977 --> 01:24:00,000 There's no history of any mental illness. 1210 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:01,377 There's no history of any mental illness. 1211 01:24:01,577 --> 01:24:03,844 I'm sane, Your Honor. 1212 01:24:04,044 --> 01:24:06,477 You look sane, you sound sane, sir, 1213 01:24:06,677 --> 01:24:09,811 but everything you say seems to be a delusion. 1214 01:24:10,011 --> 01:24:12,377 Frankly, I'd like to believe you, but without a witness 1215 01:24:12,577 --> 01:24:14,344 or some sort of corroboration... 1216 01:24:14,544 --> 01:24:16,311 Your Honor, what about her bills? 1217 01:24:16,511 --> 01:24:18,077 The Hotel Chanticleer every Wednesday? 1218 01:24:19,144 --> 01:24:21,077 $133. $379. 1219 01:24:24,621 --> 01:24:26,321 Mrs. Reardon? 1220 01:24:26,521 --> 01:24:28,055 Your Honor, I went to this Hotel Chanticleer, 1221 01:24:28,255 --> 01:24:30,000 and I have a letter from the manager 1222 01:24:30,000 --> 01:24:30,088 and I have a letter from the manager 1223 01:24:30,288 --> 01:24:31,788 saying he's never seen me before, 1224 01:24:31,988 --> 01:24:34,388 that I'm not the Lena Reardon he knows. 1225 01:24:34,588 --> 01:24:37,088 Then who's responsible for these charges? 1226 01:24:37,288 --> 01:24:39,021 I must have used that credit card once or twice 1227 01:24:39,221 --> 01:24:41,221 and then lost it. 1228 01:24:41,421 --> 01:24:44,021 Uh, I didn't realize it was missing until a few days ago. 1229 01:24:44,221 --> 01:24:46,288 I called the company, and they sent over copies of the charges 1230 01:24:46,488 --> 01:24:47,955 if you'd like to compare signatures. 1231 01:24:49,188 --> 01:24:50,188 That's not necessary. 1232 01:24:50,388 --> 01:24:51,655 What? 1233 01:24:51,855 --> 01:24:53,521 I'm sorry, Mr. Reardon. 1234 01:24:53,721 --> 01:24:55,588 You're sorry? You're sorry? 1235 01:24:55,788 --> 01:24:57,321 Hey, relax. 1236 01:24:57,521 --> 01:24:59,288 This is my life we're talking about. 1237 01:24:59,495 --> 01:25:00,000 I'm aware of that, sir, and I'm doing you a favor. 1238 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:00,961 I'm aware of that, sir, and I'm doing you a favor. 1239 01:25:01,161 --> 01:25:02,828 If you weren't in this hospital, 1240 01:25:03,028 --> 01:25:04,761 your wife could have put you in jail. 1241 01:25:04,961 --> 01:25:06,895 But this is not what this is about. 1242 01:25:07,095 --> 01:25:08,995 Come on. Don't you see what she's doing? 1243 01:25:09,195 --> 01:25:11,700 She's stolen my children, she's stolen my house, 1244 01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:13,233 and she's manipulating you. 1245 01:25:13,433 --> 01:25:15,600 Mr. Reardon, that's enough. 1246 01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:16,967 Get your fucking hands off me. 1247 01:25:17,167 --> 01:25:19,300 I'm warning you, sir. 1248 01:25:19,500 --> 01:25:20,800 Oh, fuck you. All right? You've already made up your fucking mind. 1249 01:25:22,100 --> 01:25:25,400 Very well, then. Proceed. 1250 01:25:25,600 --> 01:25:29,133 Just watch it. You have no idea who you're dealing with. 1251 01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:33,800 She lies to me, and she tells a different lie to you. 1252 01:25:34,000 --> 01:25:35,500 I'd be happy to take a polygraph test. 1253 01:25:35,700 --> 01:25:37,700 Yeah, fucking right she'd take it. 1254 01:25:37,900 --> 01:25:39,800 She'd pass, too. Some fucking machine? She is a machine. 1255 01:25:40,000 --> 01:25:41,800 Mr. Reardon. I'm a machine? You married me. 1256 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:44,200 I married you and I loved you and you're fucking killing me! 1257 01:25:45,733 --> 01:25:47,800 Get your hands off me. 1258 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,467 Your Honor. But if you want to have sex with penguins... 1259 01:25:49,667 --> 01:25:50,467 Your Honor, please. I'm done. I'm done. 1260 01:25:55,500 --> 01:25:56,433 Here. Take this. 1261 01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:02,407 They don't let us wear these in here. 1262 01:26:02,607 --> 01:26:03,840 Get your fucking hands off me! 1263 01:26:12,940 --> 01:26:14,140 How we doing today, Ray? 1264 01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:25,340 God bless pharmaceuticals. 1265 01:26:30,407 --> 01:26:31,340 You know what my daddy says? 1266 01:26:35,740 --> 01:26:37,673 My daddy says there are no accidents, 1267 01:26:39,673 --> 01:26:41,107 that we all get exactly what we want. 1268 01:26:42,373 --> 01:26:43,507 Your daddy's wrong. 1269 01:26:44,940 --> 01:26:45,773 Talk about it. 1270 01:26:50,573 --> 01:26:53,840 Family makes you crazy, and friends ease the pain. 1271 01:26:57,473 --> 01:26:59,007 Right, John? 1272 01:26:59,213 --> 01:27:00,000 Yeah. That's what friends are for. 1273 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:00,613 Yeah. That's what friends are for. 1274 01:27:03,213 --> 01:27:04,013 That's what... 1275 01:27:06,380 --> 01:27:07,047 Friends... 1276 01:27:46,180 --> 01:27:48,147 It's Ray. 1277 01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:49,780 Visit me soon. Don't tell anybody you're coming. 1278 01:27:59,113 --> 01:27:59,853 Go to bed. 1279 01:28:30,587 --> 01:28:31,020 Ray. 1280 01:28:33,487 --> 01:28:34,387 Ray, it's Elaine. 1281 01:28:36,553 --> 01:28:37,187 I'm here. 1282 01:28:40,753 --> 01:28:42,887 Is it all right if I take him outside? 1283 01:28:43,087 --> 01:28:44,987 You're safe. With the drugs he's on, 1284 01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:46,687 he couldn't hurt a fly in December. 1285 01:28:49,187 --> 01:28:49,820 Come on. 1286 01:28:52,020 --> 01:28:53,887 You called me, right? I'm sure it was you. 1287 01:28:56,453 --> 01:29:00,000 Well, look, I've been doing some work on my own to get you out of here, 1288 01:29:00,000 --> 01:29:00,493 Well, look, I've been doing some work on my own to get you out of here, 1289 01:29:00,693 --> 01:29:03,093 but this is a very weird legal area. I... 1290 01:29:04,560 --> 01:29:05,360 Thanks for coming. 1291 01:29:07,727 --> 01:29:10,227 You know why I'm in here, right? 1292 01:29:10,427 --> 01:29:13,093 Well, I was wrong about Norman, and I think it was Larry. 1293 01:29:13,293 --> 01:29:14,660 What was Larry? 1294 01:29:14,860 --> 01:29:17,060 Larry's been fucking Lena. 1295 01:29:17,260 --> 01:29:20,027 Is that possible, for a long time, four or five years? 1296 01:29:20,227 --> 01:29:21,360 It's possible, but I... 1297 01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:26,727 It's more than possible. It explains... 1298 01:29:29,893 --> 01:29:30,000 It would explain... 1299 01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,060 It would explain... 1300 01:29:32,260 --> 01:29:34,727 I think the two of them are trying to get my money. 1301 01:29:34,927 --> 01:29:36,293 And go to New Zealand. 1302 01:29:37,627 --> 01:29:38,060 What? 1303 01:29:40,160 --> 01:29:42,393 What? 1304 01:29:42,593 --> 01:29:45,327 He bought a house in New Zealand without my knowledge. 1305 01:29:47,693 --> 01:29:49,360 It was a down payment we couldn't afford, 1306 01:29:49,560 --> 01:29:51,293 and when I found out about it, he told me 1307 01:29:51,493 --> 01:29:52,893 that it was some kind of an investment. 1308 01:29:59,100 --> 01:30:00,000 Don't ever tell him you know. 1309 01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:00,333 Don't ever tell him you know. 1310 01:30:02,152 --> 01:30:02,752 I won't. 1311 01:30:04,919 --> 01:30:06,019 Make his life a misery. 1312 01:30:07,952 --> 01:30:08,686 Believe me. 1313 01:30:18,119 --> 01:30:20,219 I want to retain your legal services. 1314 01:30:20,419 --> 01:30:22,819 Is there any way you can be forced to reveal this conversation? 1315 01:30:23,019 --> 01:30:24,552 No. Good. 1316 01:30:24,752 --> 01:30:26,086 Then tell me if this will work. 1317 01:30:27,619 --> 01:30:28,086 What? 1318 01:30:32,619 --> 01:30:34,952 Lena, it's Elaine. I'm out here visiting Ray. 1319 01:30:37,152 --> 01:30:38,986 No, he's sedated. 1320 01:30:39,186 --> 01:30:41,786 He's silent, but he did say this one thing. 1321 01:30:44,186 --> 01:30:45,752 He said, "You made a mistake." 1322 01:30:48,352 --> 01:30:50,952 I don't know, but he kept repeating it. 1323 01:30:51,152 --> 01:30:54,219 He said you made a big mistake. You forgot something. 1324 01:30:56,552 --> 01:30:57,586 Yeah, that was all. 1325 01:30:59,726 --> 01:31:00,000 Okay. 1326 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:00,259 Okay. 1327 01:31:02,559 --> 01:31:04,026 Yeah. You, too. 1328 01:31:08,126 --> 01:31:10,526 I don't know, Ray. Maybe, maybe not. 1329 01:31:13,259 --> 01:31:14,392 Okay, Ray, I'll see you soon. 1330 01:31:17,826 --> 01:31:18,359 Good luck. 1331 01:31:34,026 --> 01:31:34,492 Billy? 1332 01:31:36,059 --> 01:31:37,459 Billy, wake up. 1333 01:31:37,659 --> 01:31:38,759 Talk about it. 1334 01:31:41,792 --> 01:31:42,626 What's my name? 1335 01:31:44,459 --> 01:31:45,492 John? What's your name? 1336 01:31:48,259 --> 01:31:49,259 John. Do you want $100? 1337 01:31:51,559 --> 01:31:52,359 American money? 1338 01:31:52,559 --> 01:31:53,192 You bet. 1339 01:31:54,726 --> 01:31:57,392 I'll remind you every night, 1340 01:31:57,592 --> 01:31:59,092 and one day, I'll tap you on the knee, 1341 01:32:01,032 --> 01:32:02,299 and you'll know what to do, okay? 1342 01:32:03,866 --> 01:32:04,432 Okay, John. 1343 01:32:36,542 --> 01:32:38,775 I'm ready. I'm right as rain. 1344 01:32:38,975 --> 01:32:40,466 Ready as Robert. 1345 01:32:42,409 --> 01:32:43,642 Don't worry about me, John. 1346 01:32:50,142 --> 01:32:50,775 Oh, hi. Hi. 1347 01:32:51,909 --> 01:32:52,775 He's over there. 1348 01:33:05,549 --> 01:33:06,049 Ray. 1349 01:33:09,349 --> 01:33:10,315 That's how he is. 1350 01:33:19,515 --> 01:33:20,149 Go ahead. 1351 01:33:40,149 --> 01:33:41,082 Happy birthday! 1352 01:33:59,622 --> 01:34:00,000 Timber! 1353 01:34:00,000 --> 01:34:01,355 Timber! 1354 01:34:01,555 --> 01:34:04,789 Jesus, Billy, who woke you up? Get off of me! 1355 01:34:04,989 --> 01:34:06,089 Get off of me! 1356 01:34:14,255 --> 01:34:16,422 Your old boyfriend, Buddy, his father had his mother committed. 1357 01:34:16,622 --> 01:34:17,689 Is that where you got the idea? 1358 01:34:19,655 --> 01:34:20,189 Maybe. 1359 01:34:21,489 --> 01:34:22,822 So everything was planned? 1360 01:34:27,355 --> 01:34:28,022 Well done. 1361 01:34:37,622 --> 01:34:40,922 I just think it's wonderful that you've come. 1362 01:34:41,122 --> 01:34:43,522 Thank you so, so much. 1363 01:34:43,722 --> 01:34:45,389 I came because of some bullshit you told Elaine. 1364 01:34:45,589 --> 01:34:47,155 There's a flaw in my plan? 1365 01:34:47,355 --> 01:34:49,055 Speaking of plans, I must ask. 1366 01:34:49,255 --> 01:34:51,622 Are you really going to New Zealand with Larry? 1367 01:34:51,822 --> 01:34:53,889 Larry? 1368 01:34:54,089 --> 01:34:56,355 When I'm done with him, he'll wish he was you. 1369 01:34:56,555 --> 01:34:59,395 What are you gonna do with my kids? 1370 01:34:59,595 --> 01:35:00,000 Take your kids away with me and tell them you died, or maybe I'll just leave them. 1371 01:35:00,000 --> 01:35:02,062 Take your kids away with me and tell them you died, or maybe I'll just leave them. 1372 01:35:02,262 --> 01:35:04,329 I don't think so. 1373 01:35:04,529 --> 01:35:06,762 You still don't have the faintest clue who I am or what I do. 1374 01:35:06,962 --> 01:35:07,662 Likewise. 1375 01:35:11,329 --> 01:35:13,162 God, you are so beautiful. Ravishing. 1376 01:35:14,762 --> 01:35:15,862 You okay? 1377 01:35:17,229 --> 01:35:17,995 Never better. 1378 01:35:21,495 --> 01:35:22,895 Never, never better. 1379 01:35:41,295 --> 01:35:42,329 What are you doing? 1380 01:35:44,895 --> 01:35:46,862 Well, this is the last time we're gonna see each other, right? 1381 01:35:47,195 --> 01:35:48,168 Right. 1382 01:35:49,429 --> 01:35:51,995 I want to thank you with all sincerity. 1383 01:35:52,195 --> 01:35:53,962 I've been sleepwalking my whole life, 1384 01:35:54,162 --> 01:35:56,162 and you've woken me up, and I feel alive now. 1385 01:35:57,529 --> 01:35:58,995 You're fucked. 1386 01:35:59,202 --> 01:36:00,000 Yes, but I'm alive and inspired. 1387 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:01,469 Yes, but I'm alive and inspired. 1388 01:36:01,669 --> 01:36:04,802 You saw your plan with such clarity, such ruthlessness. 1389 01:36:05,002 --> 01:36:06,169 Well done. Let me go. 1390 01:36:06,369 --> 01:36:07,302 No. 1391 01:36:07,925 --> 01:36:09,192 I'll scream. 1392 01:36:09,525 --> 01:36:10,558 No, you won't. 1393 01:36:10,892 --> 01:36:12,892 Why won't I? 1394 01:36:13,092 --> 01:36:14,625 'Cause everyone will come running, and you won't get it. 1395 01:36:16,492 --> 01:36:17,125 Get what? 1396 01:36:18,525 --> 01:36:19,292 What you want. 1397 01:36:21,325 --> 01:36:22,292 What you deserve. 1398 01:36:26,158 --> 01:36:27,725 I mean, you deserve to know the flaw in your plan. 1399 01:36:30,492 --> 01:36:31,625 You were so good at it. 1400 01:36:36,125 --> 01:36:37,458 And you might want to do it again. 1401 01:36:43,292 --> 01:36:44,125 Okay, tell me. 1402 01:36:49,725 --> 01:36:51,025 Kiss me first. 1403 01:36:51,225 --> 01:36:51,658 What? 1404 01:36:52,958 --> 01:36:54,325 Kiss me and I'll tell. 1405 01:36:56,725 --> 01:37:00,000 Only it has to be a real kiss. Something to remember. 1406 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:00,632 Only it has to be a real kiss. Something to remember. 1407 01:37:07,332 --> 01:37:08,898 We don't need Oscar. We don't need anyone. 1408 01:37:13,932 --> 01:37:14,632 Kiss me, 1409 01:37:17,732 --> 01:37:18,932 then I'll release you. 1410 01:37:30,865 --> 01:37:31,898 Who are you, Lena? 1411 01:37:39,932 --> 01:37:41,065 Who will you be when you die? 1412 01:37:43,165 --> 01:37:44,365 You don't have the guts. 1413 01:37:44,698 --> 01:37:46,132 Don't I? 1414 01:37:46,332 --> 01:37:48,198 No, Ray, you're too practical. 1415 01:37:48,398 --> 01:37:48,998 What about the consequences? 1416 01:37:50,865 --> 01:37:51,932 There are no consequences. 1417 01:37:53,298 --> 01:37:55,332 That's the flaw in your plan. 1418 01:37:57,132 --> 01:37:57,798 I'm crazy. 1419 01:37:59,638 --> 01:38:00,000 You've driven me crazy. 1420 01:38:00,000 --> 01:38:01,405 You've driven me crazy. 1421 01:38:01,605 --> 01:38:02,805 That was the whole idea. 1422 01:38:04,705 --> 01:38:05,972 Well, crazy people aren't responsible. 1423 01:38:08,305 --> 01:38:10,805 Crazy people aren't legally responsible. 1424 01:38:14,838 --> 01:38:17,138 Not guilty by reason of insanity. 1425 01:38:17,338 --> 01:38:20,872 In a year, I'll be sane again, and they'll have to let me out. 97286