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We haven't open yet, who are you looking for

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Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen

Twenty, twenty one

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Twenty four, twenty five

Twenty six, twenty seven

Twenty eight

Twenty nine

Thirty

There's no need to work so hard

It's unlocked

"Dirty Tiger", you still recognize me?

I'm "Chicken", me and my brother "Turkey" were

Called the Supreme

And we were undefeated

Then where is "Turkey"?

You've killed him

What else can you do without your brother?

Now, I've got two more blood brothers

Best friends

Brother, we'll do everything for you

Bull shit, tell me

Which one of you has a family?

Why?

Then I may spare him

Cutlass?

Your

Let's me try

What else you got?

Yes

Come, boy

Go man

Now, what else?

Yes, one last trick

What happen?

Chicken, you still know

How to escape, good

Tiger, someone is looking for you

I'm busy

Someone comes to give you money

Really?

Yes, come down

Her husband has escaped

She asks for your help

Yes, Mr.Tiger

Please help me

I always like to help others

Thanks

But I'm afraid that mistress won't let me go

I've told her your conditions

Yes, I'll repay your debts to the

Brothel and the casino

If you succeed

I'll give you 20 taels of gold

Your husband worth's so much? That old guy---

What old guy? He's just 28

28?

Then sorry, I can't help you

Even if I got him back

He'll escape again

Why?

Look at your face

Every young man

Will always run away from you

But I like to help the helpless

How does he look like?

Loss

All loss

Sorry

Stake- - - stake

2, 5, 6, is 13, odd

Again--- stake--- Let's go---

It was Odd just now, stake on Odd

Double 3, 6, 12 is Even

She has pickpocket my wallet

Damn it, you just stay here

All day long

You always try your best

To deceive me

Are you mistaking?

No, no

Come back home with me

That'll be easy enough, leave the wallet

Yes, he said that you've stolen his wallet

What? I've stolen his wallet?

I'm looking for my husband, it's him

It's good for you, commit it

What so good to me?

You dare to accuse my wife of theft?

Whose wallet is this? It's yours

Mine?

Baby, you should know what to do

Wait, which one of you start first

You go first Why?

Double-heaven Supreme

Supreme

Dragon-head

Pheonix-tail

No more stake now

The pone's decision, go

What's your front cards? Cut both sides

Collision

Good fan job

Head punch

One brace by another

Right hand job Left hand job

Middle trench

Around the world

Where's my honey?

"Invincible Armour"?

Come on

You live here alone? Yes

Just wait a moment

Why? Waiting for some spectators

No, take it easy, you undress first

Sure

Undress, but not your trousers

Not my trousers, then what will I do here

Don't worry, take out the money

Then undress

What's this?

"Invincible Armour"

Their knives couldn't hurt you---

All because of this invincible armour

It must be priceless

Of course, it's valve cannot be estimated

Come on, don't talk so much

It's so hard, no fun at all

Take off the armour

No, I can't take it off

Alright, if you insist

No way

Your fat body plus the armour

Will crush me to death

If you insist, then go

Hurry

It's hot

Very hot, I'm sweating

Very hot

Alright, I'll taken it off

I've taken it off

Come on, hurry

Don't touch, it's dangerous

Dangerous to you, not me

You---

Honey, this is the best job

You've ever done

Do you know? This armour

Has been disappeared for a long time

With this, I'm invincible now

So what

People will still look down on us

The situation will change

Then despise us now

And they'll praise us to tomorrow

Once you've been a pimp

Always a pimp

Don't talk so much, let's celebrate

Damn it, you want to be praised

Praised your ass

Why? It looks like me

It's your alright

Who are you?

Your wife sends me to catch you

My wife?

Where's she? Left hand side

Left, right, left

At my left

I'll buy you a drink someday

No, I mean she's coming from my left

Furthermore, she has told me something about you

What did she say?

Move a few steps forward

That's too much

Retreat one step

Alright now? Yes

What are you doing?

What are you trying to do?

What has my wife told you?

She said you're stupid with all the fats in your body

You---

Let me down---

This shows you're very stupid

I just don't understand that

How can your body worth 20 taels of gold

What? You are not after my armour

Who wants your ragged armour?

Not this one, the "Invincible Armour"

"Invincible Armour"

What are you say? Invincible Armour

"Invincible Armour"? Where's it?

It is snatched by others

Who has snatched it?

You think I'll be so stupid to tell you

Hurry

It is because of the armour

You married your wife

Yes, I've chased her for 9 years

Before our marriage

You've started to chase her at 12? Yes

I matured earlier than the others

Boy, that's tough

It's tough, during the 17 years

I've to face her everyday

When I open the eyes always her

I've stolen the armour from her finally

But it's taken away by others

Let's co-operate

To find the armour

Let me go first Yes

No way

After I've received the 20 taels of gold

You want to die

Thanks old lady

Stand up

Put your hands on your head

Where's armour?

It has been snatched by others

What? Snatched by others?

Bad news, father

I've lost it

It's a present from Popo

The ultimate child of Marco Polo

I am so sorry

What are you going to do now?

I was wrong, please kill me

It won't be so easy

No, I want you to stay

With me all the time

That's worse than death

What?

Nothing

Your punishment

Is not to sleep with me tonight

Good, please prolong my punishment what?

You dirty guy

I'm here to rescue you

Let's share our future profit

By 3:7, alright?

Think about it

It's better to stay here

What's wrong about here?

To face the old lady every day

Alright

Twist your left hand twice

Then the fight thrice

Take if out, then put it back, right

Why doesn't it work?

Who has slapped you? You

The one before? I did

You don't seem to be stupid

Tiger, please say it again

Think it yourself

Twist your left hand twice

Then the right hand

My dear, I won't do it again

Don't be frightened, stand up

You dirty guy

You don't afraid of this?

I'll only afraid if my wife holds it

But not you

Frog, you're a traitor

We've agreed to find the "Invincible Armour"

That's what you think, not me

Well, have you worked it out?

What? Let's go and find the Armour

No

You've broken your words---

You dirty guy

Those are yours

What for?

These are given by your wife

Let's share our profit by 3:7, take it

Coming--- together with a kid

Two makes it a double

Remember, we'll share the armour equally

Alright, be careful

He's fierce even without the armour

His Kung-fu is very powerful

Nothing's more fierce than this

What's it?

This is the "Smiling Poison"

People will get killed

With a smile when they've taken it

Are you sure you'll make it?

What do the people call me?

"3 tricks" kid

Yes, I always kill people

Within 3 tricks

Which 3 tricks are you going to use?

For him 2 will be enough

The first one, make him hold this bow

No, my tea isn't poisoned, try it

See, nothing

Try it

The second trick he'll die with a sweet smile

If these two tricks don't work

I'll let his right hand hold the bowl

The left hand hold my hand

And the third trick

Shortly, you're very smart

Or how can I be your partner

He--- he's poisoned the tea

The tea is poisoned

No, how can my tea be poisoned

Taste it

You'll like it

I'll try it if you don't trust me

Tiger, let me get him

You still want to run

Why do you want to poison us?

Speak

l---l just want to get the "Invincible Armour"

Why do you want to get it?

You got many enemies?

No, I take it for sale

Who'll buy it?

"Coffin King" and the "Bandit Brothers"

The "Bandit Brothers"? Those two beasts

You take this armour just for money

Do something for me

I'll give you money

Good, if for money

What you want him to do?

Find out where is the "Multi-hand chick"

And inform me in the "Rumour Town"

Alright? Yes

This will be yours if you find her

Go---

Tiger, what shall we do now?

Since so many people like the armour

Let's reproduce more for sales

Then we'll earn a lot of money

Yes, we'll be alright with my brain your muscles

That's right

But there're two guys

We better watch out

The "Bandit Brothers"? They're very fierce

The elder one is called the "Panther"

The younger brother is the "Smiling Tiger"

They're all fierce guys

But the most fierce one

Is their father?

The "White-brow Monk"

His "Crab-fist style" has never been

Defeated before

Even you and I can't beat him

Never try, never know

Don't worry, with my clever brain

I'll think out a trick to beat him

You're smart Of course

Only a stupid fool with say

That he's clever

Me the clever "Panther"

Have never been fooled before

The bitch have not yet arrived

You see anything?

No, not even a trace

Boss, she's just in front of you

Take it

I've seen it myself

It's good that you've come on time

What's it?

A pigeon

Have you brought along the armour?

Have you brought with you the money?

Money? Don't you know?

I rob to earn my livings

I won't have to catch you if I've money

Search her Yes---

Wait

Boss, go, it's good for you

You know me better

Why don't you hold her hands?

Boss, we--- Shut up

Panther, I won't be so stupid

As to take the armour with me

If you want it

Get the money ready, release the pigeon and come to me

I'm leaving now

Leaving? It won't be so easy

Come out, my husband

Husband? Who--- which one---

Go to bring out the high-price horse

A long-distant horse or a short-distant one

A short-distant one, it's not for the Derby

He's "Coffin King", the richest guy

Of the Rumour Town

Put it on Why?

Can't you see, it's too big for me

Not suitable for me

Master, please sit

What's the best food here?

It's the Rumour Chicken and Big mouth-duck

Sir, which one would you prefer?

This one

Who are you?

Oh, the guy with knives

What you want? Money or life

Neither, I just want your armour

How can you take my armour?

Because I've these cutlass and knives

My armour is invincible

Your rusty swords

Won't scare me a bit?

The "Invincible Armour"

Yes, this is the "Invincible Armour"

You take it off or not? No

If you don't, I'll kill you

Take it easy man

This isn't a real cutlass

Don't cut me so hard, it still hurts

He really can't be hurt

A real knives

What are you doing, it's a real knives

Oh

It's real Of course it's real

He's gone

All set

The "Invincible Armour"

If I got it, I'll scare of no body

You guys, how long have you been living on me?

Speak, you "Dig Mouth"

Six years, master

During the 6 years, besides killing people

You guys've done nothing

Master, if we don't go killing

How can your coffin business be so good?

Yes, or you won't be so rich

Shut up

The "Invincible Armour" is at the fat guys place

I don't care whether you'll cheat, steal or rob

But you take it back, I'll reward you

Yes, sir

Hello there, gentlemen

Welcome

The fat guy is in Miss Hung's room

Chicken shit, we two will take care of him

Just wait here It won't be long

We'll be back soon

Really so quick?

What's happened?

The wrong room

Not this one

I meant Miss Heung

Hey, be careful, he has the "Invincible Armour"

We will defeat even we have more men

It's alright, we'll enter the room secretly

You guys hold his hands and feet

And I'll give his head a blow

That's all

Hey man, there're 4 hands and 4 legs inside

Which one of them shall we hold it down?

Play it safe, hold all of them

"Tiger", please come and help me

It's not my business

Where is "Tiger"?

He's gone out with a wrapper

"Coffin King", it's only 5,000 dollars

Don't be so sad

5,000 dollars

From how many corpses

Can I earn it back?

So what?

It'll be alright that you're still alive

May be it will save your life someday

With this armour

Master

I've got the information

Tell me

I can't find the "Multi-hand chick"

But I know that she has left something

To "Panther"

What's it?

You know what you should do?

The pigeon

The "Old Pigeon communication trick"

You left me at the brothel

And went to earn money

You also have a share in it

What you mean

I've saved your life again

Look

Boss the armour is at the fat guy's place

The Panther

One Eyed Panther

Fatty, hand me the armour

The "Invincible Armour"

Take it down What?

Wise guy ? Skin him

Fatty, come to help me

It's not my business

So, the armour is at your place

Skin him

Skin him

The "Multi-hand Chick" has left a pigeon

For Panther

Release the pigeon if you want to find her

Beat- - -

Beat--- thank you

You fool, the armour has been sold to "Coffin King"

"Coffin King"

I don't know whether I got you wrong or you said it wrong

Nothing wrong

Listen, leave the armour

And leave the town

Also, except the coffin

You'll take nothing

I've to finish one deal first

What deal?

How much money have you got here?

Four hundred dollars

Why?

It's just enough for six coffins

Prepare the ceremony for the six of them

Ah-wong, do you understand? Yes

Let me handle him

Chair--- hurry---

Isn't this armour fierce? Yes

I'll cut you into pieces

Please come and cut me

Are you dead?

Yes--- I will surely die

Ah-wong, leave a coffin for me

I'm dying, dead

Congratulations

The Rumour Town is all yours now

Having both fortune and fame

Wait

There's still the "Invincible Armour"

Release the pigeon

I've to see the chick

Yes

What's it?

A dead frog

Where shall we meet the "Multi-hand Chick"

The "Summer-village Inn"

Someone may shoot it down

Let's not worry

The false armour has made us a fortune

It's very inconvenient to carry this

Maybe we can hide it here

You trust me?

No

You may return to steal it later

You blind fled me

And lead me a way

Then I'll blind fold you

And lead you to walk

Good, your return needs my instruction

And mine needs yours, good idea

You better carry me on your back

Ok

They all said you're a wise guy

But to me, I think you're quite fair

My principal is

I'll be fair to my friends

But, as to my enemies

I'll be a wise guy

Oh sure, damn right

It's my turn, tighten it

Lift up your left leg Why?

You'll know it later

Alright

Follow me

No carrying is needed

Hurry up

Take a nap

Thanks, take it easy---

Waiter, have you seen a single eyed person?

Single-eyed? No

You can't pierce in?

No

Your rusty cutlass can't do me any harm

I don't understand

Isn't your armour taken by others?

That's a false one

This is the real one, your fool

Where are you doing? To follow her

No, I'll do it myself

Why?

I've done a good show

Someone will come and buy the armour

You stay here wait for the transaction

Then is the one I've a false one?

What I got here is better

It suits your purpose

See what I mean, come on

lam here

Thanks---

You do it all yourself, you're very smart

Please call again

Tell me, what's so good to rule Rumour Town

There are plenty of advantages

Then who's the most tough guy here

It's the Panther, after he has killed Coffin King

He has occupied his place, he's big shot now

So it's that beast again

Take me some wine, it'll give me courage

After then, I'll go to skin him

To make a v

Hurry, yes---

You don't have to find

You dare to take over my town

You're more fierce than us

I won't be here if I'm afraid of your Cutlass

It's impossible, I've sharpened it

The "Invincible Armour"

You still want to work for me

Yes, boss

Then kill him Yes

Boss, he's got the Invincible Armour

You fool

What--- what's it?

We better go home and ask for help

Yes---

Well? You want to fight or talk

I can't stand it, no---

Fat guy, don't go away

I'll show you some muscles

I've never dream of to be a ruler

Master, someone outside

Want to see you

Who's he? He's call Tiger

Who are you looking for? Who? Go away---

Go

What do you want?

Don't be so nervous, I want nothing

You want to play smart again

No, our co-operation is just fine

I've got some good news for you

What good news?

You know there's a new brothel in town

No

It has two beauties

The fat one and the skinny one

Both gorgeous, do you know?

I don't know

Which one would you choose?

I want

Both! Good

Let's go, come on---go---

A moment please

I've to settle something

Tiger, don't play any tricks

Why?

I haven't put that armour on

You've hidden it up?

How can I go to such places?

With it

You've learnt smart now

Just improved a little

Please sit

Sit

What would you like to eat?

Two Chop-chop rice, Chop-chop rice

Chop-chop rice? What's it?

Two frog's meat rice

Frog, there's a pretty girl over there

I just tell you to watch, now making faces

No, your---

You've started it, I'll say a few good words for you

Captain

Captain, my cousin has gone crazy

He just gets crazy when he sees pretty girls

See, please excuse him

I'll go and teach him a lesson

Bad news, he's a wise guy

He thinks he's a big shot here

Then I'll go to take away his wife

Don't be too emotional

Your fat body will scare him

Let me talk to him

If I fail, I'll leave

Then you'll go, if I retreat

Beat him harder

If I retreat

Just be more fierce to him

He's really hopeless

He said he wants to take away your wife

What?

If I retreat, you must be more fierce

Dragon-style

Snake-style

Tiger-style

Pa nther-style

Crane-style

What's the style now?

Death

Death style---

You fat guy dare to hide the armour

I'll search your house all over

Ridiculous, speak, where's the fat guy?

Speak I don't know

You don't know?

Tell me, where is the fat guy?

Speak

"White-brow Monk"?

Father, that fat guy has gone

Then we'll wait for him here

Fatty, how's the chicken taste?

I'll beat you, you put me into jail

Really? Yes

They're waiting for your return at home

It's bad, the armour is still in my room

In your room? Why can't I find it?

You wise guy

You want to fight

Or get the armour?

l---lwant---

Well?

l--- I'll fight you

After I've got the armour

Good kid, come with me

Who's he?

Father of the bandits, White-brow Monk

Is he very fierce?

Yes, but not now

Only when he is awake

Where is the armour?

In the hole on the wall behind

Why are you so stupid? What?

Why do you find such a place?

How can I know he'll sleep in this room?

Remove it

Alright

Don't wake up that old guy, understand?

Shit, bit trouble

What are you doing?

Your life is more important, run

The Invincible Armour

Although my body isn't invincible

I've got this armour

Nobody can't hurt me

This

Stop--- let's talk it over

Brother, what's it?

I come for the revenge Revenge?

Everyone comes to revenge

Have you lost badly?

Don't worry, we haven't opened yet

You haven't, but I have

How dare?

You know who's the boss here?

I know, the Panther

You wish---

Boss, he---

You damned frog, kill him Yes

Boss, he---

Don't be scared, he has no armour, go

That's annoying, show him some real things

It's your turn now, one-eyed cat

Very careless

Ridiculous

You're finished

Please sit Thanks

Bull dog face

I beat him go crazy

Dirty Tiger

Smiling Tiger

Two tigers can't exist together

That's why I come here to find you

There are two roads open to you

The first road leads you to the hell

The second road

Give you fortune, you work for us

I've two roads for you too

One is to knock your head at the wall

The other one is to hang yourself

You're really funny

If I'm as funny as you

I'll be a clown like you

Turtle--- father---

Father- - -

Read it out Yes

White-brow Monk is--- s

ls--- is what? Read it out

A turtle, son of a bitch

Ha---

What so funny? Want to die?

It's written down here

No explanations, read it out

He won't dare to find us

He just don't have the gut, Chicken

Who said so? I said so

Ouch! Father

Where are they?

At Mt. Turtle

Tiger, Crab

Tiger-crab, go men

A stone on the crab

What are you doing? Stone on crab?

He's tied up now

No stone is needed

No armour, just the money

Let's share it by 3:7

3:7? Who'll get 3 and who'll get 7?

Of course I'll get 7

We're agreed before

Really? I haven't agreed

Don't argue

It's difficult for the Tiger and the Frog

To stay together anyway

We'll have a duel, if you win you'll have the money

I win, I'll take the money

I know that you'll surely suggest this

I've got one too

You've learnt it

I've learnt nothing but all your dirty tricks

You're really a smart Frog

Just the same

Only the beginning

Hit the frog's ass

Hit the tiger head

That's fine Of course

You lost

No, I've hit myself

Watch me

You think you're smart? But just a fool

You're finished

Who's finished Me?

You want to rob?

One you give for the charity Don't take it back

The charity?

Fat guy, come here

You look quite familiar

Your Mom is my sworn Mom

I'm your sworn brother

Really? My Mom has a sworn son

Your memory is bad

Move, go

He's my sworn brother, I'm his---

Everything has gone now I still got this

What's it?

If you want them, just close your eyes

Put your hands inside and take it

I find nothing Keep going

What are you doing?

What are you trying to do now?

Simple, I'll take you back to your wife